I think that post-canon Vegas will take up gardening.
He likes to cook. He’d appreciate fresh ingredients. We know he’s not afraid to get his hands bloody dirty and is attentive to things he cares about.
He’ll start small, some little plants like herbs. Then he’ll add chilis. And more veggies. Until he has a sprawling garden that he tends to every day, enjoying watching things grow under his hands instead of die.
Pete and Macau will get roped into helping him harvest every now and again with either good humor (Pete) or complaints (Macau). But neither mind the fresh food in their daily meals, or the way Vegas seems at peace as he does it.
Eventually, they have too much produce, and start pawning it off on the neighbors or anyone else around.
Kinn and Porsche send bodyguards to try and recruit Vegas for missions, only to find him up to his elbows in dirt and tomatoes. They ask him for help and he’s like “nope can’t, too busy, can’t you see I’m busy? Here take some produce and fuck off.”
And Kinn and Porsche have to deal with a string of increasingly confused bodyguards returning with armfuls of fresh produce like “Vegas says he’s busy and gave me these cucumbers? I was too scared to say no to them”
Kinn and Porsche thinks he’s up to something nefarious, but in reality he’s laughing to himself at the thought of everyone at the main family being SO CONFUSED by his produce.
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behind bars forever for u 🥺
and the other glasses look good on you too, gorgeous
-🔭
(also tellie is such a cute nickname i love u)
Lmaaoooo I’m sure you are
And thank you 💕 have so much trouble wearing real glasses lol fake ones look cuter
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I love it when people love male characters so much they start using she/her pronouns for them. They’re so real for that
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I'm reading about how Israel, in the immediate aftermath of the 1948 Nakba, deliberately replaced olive trees and other indigenous flora with European plants. This ecological disaster, which is now proudly hailed under the banner of 'making the desert bloom,' was done to 'de-Arabize' the landscape, and to cover up - often with fast-growing European pine trees -the ruins of Palestinian villages that were destroyed by Zionists forces.
And I just need everyone to read this passage from Pappé, because the symbolism of what happened to those European pine trees in the desert speaks for itself:
The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine, by Ilan Pappé (2006, p. 227-228.)
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If true we HAVE to make this the biggest flop in gaming history, as in 'destroys the company' levels of gaming flop as in a 'lesson must be taught' gaming flop, as in 'E.T. destroyed atari' gaming flop
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i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside
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Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
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I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
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