#it'd be fucking funny

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i think the what we do in the shadows series finale should be the documentary crew checking their footage and realizing that the vampires don't show up on camera

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #diz says stuff #idc if it contradicts canon #it'd be fucking funny

[nerdpoe]

Danny, upon realizing that ecto can be used to shape his body per how he perceives it, is very quick to invent a small handheld device that can manipulate that and turn it on others.

Then he opens up shop on the internet.

If someone puts in their info and name, and a place to meet them, he'll use his powers and tour the world to visit them.

And then use modified ecto to help them shapeshift their body to their desired gender.

That's right.

For the small price of like, whatever is in someone's pocket (gum, a weird penny, maybe a fastfood run on the way to the meet location), the hero Phantom is offering free transition shapeshifting. No surgery, no pain, no drugs.

Possible side effects include levitation, seeing the dead, hiccup(ing fire), speaking Ghostspeak, possible claws and fangs, glowing eyes, super strength, super speed, sonic blasts from mouth, pointed ears, electronic interference, and being hunted by a government entity.

All side effects except the claws, fangs, pointed ears, glowing eyes, and being hunted by a government entity will disappear after two weeks.

Everyone but Danny is surprised by how many Trans people find this a steal of a deal.

Hunted by the government? Pffffff. Just a fuckin Tuesday then.

Tim Drake-Wayne, Alysia Yeoh, and Cullen Row agree to meet up with this guy to see if he's legitimate. No other reason. No sir. Not at all.

(They all get their gender affirming Shapeshift and are very fucking pleased that there will be no more shots in the future for any of them)

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #gender affirming shapeshifting #trans tim drake #trans cullen row #trans alysia yeoh #like two of those people are canonically trans #but i will have one trans tim drake as well #maybe also a trans jason #but i think it'd be a funny headcanon if the pits fucking fixed that #got thrown in a mindless zombie #and once he calmed down realized oh #thats a penis #huh #theres a comic about it i love it #trans danny phantom #danny using this as an excuse to go on a world trip with dani #telling his parents he's taking a gap year at vlad's expense

[buggbuzz]

THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER

#AMAZON BETTER FOLLOW UP ON FUCKING SEASON 3 OR I AM ENDING IT ALL BRO #imma be real i never saw the vision for ineffable bureaucracy but i thought it was funny #never thought it'd actually HAPPEN #ESPECIALLY NEVER THOUGHT IT'D HAPPEN SO EASILY AND THEN INEFFABLE HUSBANDS CRASHES AND BURNS??? #PLEASE omg omg #bro #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #go season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #GOS2SPOILERS #thats the official tag right #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #do you think maybe the fan response to ineffable bureaucracy may have actually had them do it???? #its possible right?? they didnt get confirmed for s2 until well after s1 came out?? #thats INSANE bro #just to be clear i dont got nothin against ineffable bureaucracy #but HOLY SHIT

[numbuh424]

the 2nd half of death note should've just gone full comedy complete with a laugh track and had these two dissing each other the whole time

#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIING #death note #light yagami #near #nate river #death note fanart #anime #manga #digital art #moonriver #tagging that too idc #elle draws #they'd never get shit done if they were trying to solve the kira case together #they'd be too busy talking shit about each other it'd be so funny #I just know seeing that kira finger puppet alone would have light's blood BOILING #guys remember in that deleted scene where kira kills a large portion of the SPK and near calls light just to give him the silent treatment #they're soooo fucking funny #you've heard of real lovers well how about real HATERS #imagine near untying light's shoelaces while he's sitting on the floor #I can imagine them doing the thing where you don't wanna talk to the other person so you say it to someone else asking them to relay it #even though the other person is literally Standing Right There like “gevanni please tell light that his idea will never work” #“you can tell me yourself near I'm literally right here” “and gevanni please also tell him that we're not paying for his lunch today” #I'll be here all day folks

[the-final-sif]

I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

#tarn idw #tarn #starscream #starscream idw #tarn mtmte #tf mtmte #transformers #crack #sif speaks #everyone who follows me for other stuff can ignore this #we were just talking about transformers in the drblr discord the other day #and it got me thinking about how funny this would be #also I know it was more fitting for megatron to kill tarn and everything #but it would've been really really funny in this au #if starscream showed up at the necroplanet for some reason #and tarn just fucking booked it out of there #literally NOBODY knows why he's so scared of starscream #meanwhile starscream was entirely there to be a bitch about something #and he's equally confused #idk I just think it'd be really really funny

[bixels]

Genuine, genuine question. Does anyone consider Flim and Flam sexymen.

#ask you #personal #delete later #i'm designing them rn (and i honestly fucking cooked) #but i'm wondering because the answer is probably yes because i've seen humanizations of them as complete twinks #not my designs! i hope someone still finds them hot tho it'd be funny

[susiephone]

John Oliver in 2016: spending ridiculous amounts of money to construct a giant 2016 to blow up

John Oliver in 2024: offering Clarence Thomas 1 million dollars per year to resign from the Supreme Court

#please god let it happen it'd be so fucking funny #john oliver #last week with john oliver #last week tonight

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[magician-under-the-m00nlight]

aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"

#no I don't know how this would logically work I just thought it'd be funny #and yes this would fuck up countless meetings and character arcs but consider: the CHAOS #this au is a gift to me from me bc ch1120 is making me pop a vein and I needed a pick-me-up <3 #Shinichi humbling arc but it's because he keeps getting outsmarted by (what he thinks is) a literal 6 yo #(given that he never ran into the org and doesn't know shrinking is possible plus Kaito is much better at acting like a normal child) #and KID gets to bully Shinichi. as a treat #pls don't look at the drawing too closely ajdhhdhd tis just a dood in this cheap little notebook I got as a handout #somehow I find it easier to draw in places other than my sketchbook... less pressure to do it well and fill up all the blank space I guess #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #kid the phantom thief #kudou shinichi #jimmy kudo #does anyone even call him that anymore it's so cursed. JIMMY #dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #detco #idk what to call this au... #kinda want it to have something to do w the 'the truly impossible' sherlock quote hmmm #redefining the improbable AU #maybe? #shrunken!kaito #aptx!kaito

[waffietato]

HOLY SHIT BIG WIN FOR THE GAYS??

#I WAS THINKING IT'D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY IF IT WAS ACTUALLY CALLED SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS 😭😭 #I WOULD GIVE MY KIDNEY FOR THIS GAME GOD. #I literally don't give a shit about any of these other games being released sonadow generations is fucking real that's so funny #Sonic #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic Generations #Sonic X Shadow Generations #Official black Doom content in 2024?? #Fucking insane #AND the Biolizard?? #God #GOD

[onesidedradiostatic]

Val's outfit and wings actually change with his mood, we've only seen him as red in the show because so far he's only been angry/horny. In the picture he was happy, he was yellow, Vox's turtleneck was yellow and they matched.

I wanted to give this a TRUE... but unfortunately I have a counterpoint....

it's okay though I can fix this

now it's a TRUE

#ask #osrs.txt #I fear yellow val may become its own thing apart from the turtleneck and it scares me #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #I think it'd be funny if I maintagged with zero context #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #how you feeling people in the val tag #cursed yellow val

[edeer]

BALDUR'S GATE 3

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #gamingedit #bg3 spoilers #i did not actually go through with [spoilers] i just wanted to see how it'd affect the romance #the captions don't do justice to how fucking funny the voice acting is

[skyberia]

disco elysium au where instead of cops they're lawyers and [starts describing the plot of better call saul]

#disco elysium #better call saul #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #cuno #cunoesse #jean vicquemare #debcs #doodles #girl. i am not well. you all know this #note: i don't think jean fits howard's role. i just put him there because i thought it'd be funny. and because it dealt psychic damage #saul goodman hdb has been ticking my fucking health bar like a thermite grenade even though i drew it. i will stop looking at it now

[bee-in-a-box]

Head (1968)

#Do not let this escape containment #the elderly will not get it. and the monkees pr team will send someone to kill me #the monkees #monkees #monkees posting #head 1968 #tried to match the fonts but I just. I just. I can't okay. It's still funny though right? #FUCK IT'D BE SO FUNNY TO POST THIS ON TWITTER AND TAG AND ACCUSE THEM OF MAKING THIS POST FUCK BUT I CANT DO THAT THATS MEAN

[snivyartjpeg]

thrilling doodle dump sequel to my rain code animals ft halara simping for cats

#rain code #master detective archives: rain code #master detective archives #raincode #mdarc #mda:rc #halara nightmare #yuma kokohead #yakou furio #zilch alexander #yomi hellsmile #aphex logan #pucci lavmin #melami goldmine #zange eraser #anthro art #furry art #we should start shipping halara and zilch and the nun in a fucked up polycule i think #it'd be funny

[i3utterflyeffect]

I wonder how well would King Merc would work with a stick!Alan scenario?

(basically, how would Mango react if victim's goal is to bring Alan to the digital world for revenge?)

they would both respond to the situation with bewilderment and confusion basically. king has no idea how to feel about the existence of this guy as a stick figure, and alan is kind of intimidated by king, especially after seeing what yellow could do with a command stick.

i don't think king wants to be complicit in murder though, much less in the murder of an entire HUMAN. so he's probably going to try and prevent alan's death even if he really has no idea what's going on

#tommy's stickmen tag #stick alan is such a funny au also. it's not fully compatible with king merc imo #but it'd be so fucking funny to see it mixed with shelter au. #“yeah your creation is my child now. also you're fucked up why did you do that” “LISTEN. I. I CAN EXPLAIN--” #king merc au #ava king mango #ava king orange #ava mango #ava mango tango #avm mt #avm king orange #avm king mango #avm mango #avm mango tango #ava mt #alan becker #c!alan #stick alan #ava #avm #ava/m #ava au