gay dads had an argument where they should park the car to watch their daughter's magic show
daughter is stressed
Jack forced Dude to take a shower and change so this better be worth it
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me when my mutuals in different time zones finally go inactive for 6-9 hours after being online for a long stretch of time:
(i just want u guys to SLEEP please)
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im so wired rn it’s crazy. i’m laying in bed trying to fall asleep but my mind keeps defaulting back to my work and finishing trains of thought that i quit when i went to bed. like i’m TRYING to fall asleep but randomly i’ll spawn sentences in my head bc my brain’s still trying to craft my final presentation. and it’s so stressful bc ik i can bs it but it’s still a lot of work
anyways the reason i’m fully awake rn instead of continuing THAT is bc in the dark, in my peripheral vision, i made out a big black bug right next to my pillow. i immediately sprang out of bed and scrambled towards the light switch, only to find…. a binder clip.
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broke: giving peter a symbiote verse bc ooze monster go brr
woke: giving peter a symbiote verse to explore the nature of humanity and the divine symbolisms. and bad dance routines.
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just binge watched half of season 1 of Animal Control (because I'm in love with Joel McHale) and it feels like such a weird blend of some of my favorite shows.
Frank (Joel) and Fred aka Shred (Michael Rowland, who I'm also now in love with), have a Jake/Holt relationship that I really enjoy. definitely because Michael has big big Andy Samberg vibes, like he even almost looks like him. And Emily and Shred have the biggest Jake/Amy vibes like it's copy and paste almost, except its starting off more sweet than coworker rivalry/flirting.
it's got that B99/Community vibe but also pulls a little bit of the dark humor vibes of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I was only going to watch the 1st episode because I've been curious but I really loved it. It definitely has some flaws but it's bound to become one of my comfort shows where I can turn off my brain and just giggle away in my bed.
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