#it's real i swear

[judedoyle]

New at the horror newsletter: On "Thelma," which hasn't gotten enough shine in the queer-horror conversation, and letting yourself know what you want.

#this website will not allow me to link to my own newsletter #it's real I swear

[flyingmishmeshincognito]

So this time we painted on rocks in poetry class (yes that's a thing)

And of course following edgy Sasuke is none other than... You guessed it kawaii Naruto.

#Am I going to apologize? No. #Did Naruto also turn out extremely accurate despite being on a rock? Yes #just like his boyfriend #you'll be happy to hear that they are in fact laying right next to eachother in the little rock outline to a little garden in our school #in fact #i think I'm gonna post a pic of them together soon #Naruto #otherwise known as #whisker man #Boruto's Dad's husband's boyfriend #the one person I've seen (read) people writing Sasuke into calling babygirl #it's real i swear #I've already seen at least 2 posts in here that suggest (in a way) that Sasuke calls nart babygirl #im not kidding #i think that's a big amount #i think I'll eventually come across more #art #rock painting #edgy!sasuke au #hell yeah we're back with this bulshit #speaking of au's #have u ever thought what would happen if instead of Naruto's talk no jutsu or whatever it's called #he would just hug people #? #like... hug... jutsu..? #i know i know it's 'not within the colture' but stillllll #i feel like everything would have been resolved so much sooner that way #and also sasuke might have stayed #乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ idk dude #wow those are some really long tags

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#miette #spiders georg #tumblrstuff #meme #1k #One Thousand Notes #oh! oh! #I swear I can math in real life #10k #tumblr is insane #is this post making the miette tag trend #20k #I know there are more than 333 cat owners #It was a small sample size #40k #50k #75k #100k

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[drusies]

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

#tes #GOD I SWEAR I CAN DRAW. REAL THINGS. FOR REAL AND NOT JOKES #NOT THIS TIME THOUGH

[rrat-king]

TRANS BUCKY APPLEBEES TRUTHERS THERE IS HOPE FOR US YET

#i’m not delusional i swear #she’s real to me #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #bucky applebees #trans bucky applebees #bee applebees

[deaddee-anime-brownfanlady]

#political #Israel #palestine #for real though #israel palestine conflict #gaza #Hamas #I swear seeing some people on this site being equally antisemitic and Islamophobic in regards to this awful conflict is headache inducing #Like I can't FUCKING believing that you have those that are celebrating the deaths of innocent regular civilian's and kids is Fucked up!? #And then you have those supporting what Hamas is doing and thinks that's its for the “Good” of the Palestinian people..... #It's basically like saying the Taliban knows what's “good” for all Muslim people which you should know is untrue and total BS #I swear some people -_-

[chloesimaginationthings]

I was thinking about how one person mentioned Mike and Vanny reminded them of to yaoi meme and uh…

THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY

#ask reply #this is accurate #the only proper way to take the Mike and Vanny dynamic #WITH MICHAEL SAYING HE SEES NO DIFFERENCE REAL #he’s so supportive #you guys truly do amazing things with these two I swear

[laddercat]

*panting, limping, pale, eye bags, huge armpit sweat stains, missing a limb*

so side order is great right

#side order #pearl hozuki #marina ida #pearlina #acht mizuta #dedf1sh #agent 8 #splatoon 3 #laddercat art #probably wont be posting any real art for the next couple of days... weeks #butAHHH i love this gamemode. even if i suck at it #i'll try to make my next posts more polished i swear #ive been restraining myself to not get on tumblr too much to avoid spoilers #oh yeah im not done with it by the way haha

[jermaobsession]

#jerma #jerma985 #i know people like to do the whole toss jerma's avatar on another tweet thing but this one is real i swear to god. look it up

[astheswarmitcalls]

mikey back at the studio. frank back at the studio. frank getting a tattoo by an artist in LA. frank wearing gerard’s ‘revenge of the jedi’ sweatshirt. frank (and mikey) presumably recording in gerard’s home studio,,,,,

brothers and sisters,,,, mcr5 may be coming,,,,

#and if I’m nothing but an alarmist and a conspirator then I wear that badge PROUDLY #mcr5 could take however long they need for it to come out but it’s still coming I swear #mcr #mcr5 #my chemical romance #mcr5 is real

[onedayinsunlight]

According to the Macy's day parade, the new boss baby movie is going to focus on the power of unionizing against unfair working conditions and workers rights as well as the evils of large capitalist monopoly owners.

#It's real I swear #It'll be on Netflix #Might watch it just for the socialist messaging #Love this plot #Boss baby

[shootingstarrfish]

☁️☀️ the sun and the stars ⭐️☁️

#someday nuiphegor will be real.... i will make him i swear #obey me #omswd #my art #digital art #obey me nightbringer #obey me art #belphegor #obey me belphegor #beelzebub #obey me beelzebub #obey me twins bday #obey me bday

[takofuus]

A game of hide and seek supposedly. Lamb's bell was too loud 🪻

#cult of the lamb #a cult leader's logbook #antiques and the occult #cotl narinder #narinder #narilamb #narinder x lamb #true devotion #Liatris flowers? #They're not toxic to cats I swear #i did my research promise!! (I actually painted the flowers first without even knowing what they are #Turns out they actually exist real time and not a figment of my imagination

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Guys… hallmark is making Halloween movies now…

#I swear this is real #I accidentally stumbled upon it on tv guide

[milfyspamton]

anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

#i might be thinking of grawlixes and these dont have a real name bur i swear i remember