#I know there are more than 333 cat owners

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#miette #spiders georg #tumblrstuff #meme #1k #One Thousand Notes #oh! oh! #I swear I can math in real life #10k #tumblr is insane #is this post making the miette tag trend #20k #I know there are more than 333 cat owners #It was a small sample size #40k #50k #75k #100k

[collegetennisoriginstory]

I don’t even know how I beat both Emerson and jacks, the entire time I was just spinning a wheel and vaguely being like “oh yeah, my finesse is high”, I’m so sorry because even though I played through the entire demo I have not picked up a single bit of strategy or knowledge about tennis. It went through one ear and out the other, but god do you write the matches so beautifully. I was on the edge of my seat, clutching my pearls, literally had to close my eyes as I picked an option cause I was so worried about losing. The laser tag part was arguably my favourite though!!! I passed my mother out in the hallway getting water and she asked me why I was laughing so hard. Thank you so much for writing this!!! I’m looking forward to any updates!!! <333 please take care of yourself!!! Sorry for the long ask, anyways, ideal dates for the ROs???

HAHAHA yasss now I can't shake the image of you clutching your pearls and cackling in the hallway. Thank you for the message, it really made me smile.

So glad you enjoyed the laser tag, I go through phases of "SHOULD I JUST CUT OUT ALL THE RUBBISH FLUFF IN CT:OS" and "No no, someone out there is enjoying it", so it's definitely useful to get a vote in favour of the fluff.

Ideal dates for the ROs below the cut! (I only included one each, but I can imagine them enjoying more than one type of date!)

Tobin

Tobin and MC drive upstate, to visit a quaint little town. They stumble across a large thrift store and goof around with the dusty treasures, chat with the thrift shop owner and end up getting a bunch of silly things for each other (owner practically gives 'em away for free). They get brunch in a local diner/coffee shop, then hike in a forested national park nearby. Tobin's hand finds its way into MC's as they walk, and they follow a little creek through the trees, chatting and laughing. They grab a cinnamon doughnut before heading back.

Rayyan

Rayyan invites MC back home with them over the summer. In the morning, they go for a quick dip in a freezing-cold lake, then lie on a rock to dry-off, allowing the sun to slowly warm their skin. Then they head home and help their mother prepare lunch —a hugely elaborate affair—and spend the afternoon in the living room, napping/playing with the cat/chatting with their grandpa/siblings. Rayyan is... different with their family; more relaxed, at ease, and MC gets to see a side of them that they rarely see at training.

G

G and MC spontaneously take a bus downtown one afternoon, to attend an obscure Altai throat-singing concert that G heard of from a random brochure. It's a strange, but mind-blowing experience, and they stay to chat with some of the singers after, and they recommend a restaurant in the next town that serves amazing food. G and MC end up getting a lift from them so they can eat there for dinner; across the candle-lit table, G reaches for MC's hand. They spend the long bus ride back chatting until G falls asleep on MC's shoulder.

Sam

Sam and MC have known each other for a long time, but Sam still always finds a way to cook up some chaotic new adventure—like the time they ended up brewing purple rice wine in Sam's kitchen because they "watched a cool YouTube video". Now that Sam's in UCLA, MC has also been treated to all the best sites in the city of lights, long afternoons spent on the beach, playing beach volleyball, watching the sunset, getting tacos, then driving out to the desert to see the stars.

#CT:OS #asks #College Tennis: Origin Story #Interactive fiction #IF #ideal dates #Sam #G #Rayyan

[alienaiver]

Hi Hi Nohr! I had a question for you!! Do you think Shinsou, Kuroo and Allen would get along with Snøfle?

hi deru my love !!!! happy weekend !! will you be doing anything exciting ?? <!!!!33333

AND THAT SUCH A TOUGH QUESTION ACTUALLY,, i think its more of an issue of snøfle Not getting along with anyone... my toxic trait is generally telling snøfle hes a very good boy even though hes very bad most of the time KLJDSAKDHJAS <333 these three exactly are actually VERY different with him so its very fun to imagine thank u for sending it in!!!!! kissing u<3333

but ill break down their relationships with him!

kuroos patience with snøfle is wearing thin... first of all hes already stated he prefer dogs if he has to pick, but loves all animals generally! so when i tell him about snøfle he smirks and thinks easy peasy !! but the way snøfle wont let the bathroom door stay closed for any private matter or the way that he gets territorial about my dinner table when im cooking (its like he Knows therell be food on it soon and he wants to make sure hes the first to get it???? hes so strange bcos i havent fed him human food by the table ever) HE WILL CHOMP ANY WHO TRIES TO SET THTE TABLE. we have fooled snøfle exactly once (1) to believe that kuroos lap was mine underneath a blanket, and kuroo still tells the story of how snøfle sat on his lap proudly to everyone (omitting the fact that he was tricked, bamboozled, fooled). i think snøfle would LOVE kenma, which in turn would only make kuroo more frustrated tbh.... and the chances are that snøfle primarily likes kenma to annoy kuroo... i see a rivalry ..... and dont get me started if kuroo ever needs to petsit snøfle for me JHDSAKJHDAJ... he will hiss, whine, bite, headbutt, attack, cuddle, scream, hiss again... all in the first five minutes. when we go to bed in the evening, snøfle will howl and whine and complain when kuroo comes to cuddle. hes allowed nowhere near me (snøfle and i share a pillow and NOTHING shall come between that!).. so.. strained. battle of the garbage dump but its just kuroo having beef with my fat senior feline

shinsou on the other hand has no qualms about snøfles behavior. of course he internally wishes for more love from snøfle, but he isnt interested in forcing a relationship with him, taking every bite or slap without a grimace (even /i/ get worried about his indifference to snøfles Bad Boy Behavior). snøfle reluctantly opens up to shinsou only bcos he doesnt become visibly annoyed with him/puts up with his behavior after so long, and while he doesnt voluntarily cuddle with shinsou if im there, he will tolerate a petting and a good play while i read or write !!! theyre besties if im away, cuddling and spooning away as if he was the primary owner ! its very cute, but as soon as i unlock the door, he pretends shinsou doesnt exist again in favor of my attention. theres nothing more adorable than seeing the selfies shinsou sends of them tho!!!

and for last i got allen which is just a whole... oof situation, for both of them. allens got timcanpy who has a track record of being eaten by cats and snøfles NO exception when it comes to want to chomp him. its... terrible for everyone involved. allens childish side comes forth when it comes to snøfle, bcos snøfle is just so downright outrageous and rude. allen can talk perfectly poised and polite until snøfle enters the room with what allen perceives as a evil and mean grin. plus, snøfles a pretty RUDE food begger and allens VERY protective of his food. its not really... an ideal match, tbh. theres so much meat on allens plate so snøfles naturally more inclined to beg by him than me which doesnt help !!! i wish theyd get along better.. sometimes allen throws him a piece of meat in hopes itll leave him alone, but its only until the bites been devoured, then hes back on the table, all up in his face! i try to tell him this, but he do get desperate sometimes when snøfle almost steps on the plate or tips over his cup. although on VERY FEW occassions i have found them next to me on the bed in the middle of the night, cuddled up with allens arm around snøfles tummy. they both deny this, though. all my photo evidence has been mysteriously deleted......... i think snøfle will simply claim he thought it was my hand if we ever found a cat translation app.

DKSJFHSJ I HAVE BEEN GIGGLING OUT LOUD AT THESE IMAGINES........................ i almost cant believe snøfles THIS bad of a host but alas, he does have his... traits. i shall include my favorite and HIS favorite picture of him that shall make everyone who read this AWFUL slanderous defemation of snøfle immediately forget about it and only think of him as an angel !!

#THANK YOIU FOR SENDING IN THIS MWUAH IT REALLY CHEERED ME UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X 100000000000 #SMOOCHING YOU DERU #nohr.talks #lovenote: deru 🎮✨ #nohr.headcanons #snøfle tag #ALSO BTW. THIS IS ALL STUFF HE DO TO MY FRIENDS

[jimipoo]

gif creds to the owner!

prompt: You give Jimin what he deserves after showing up in a cute little mini skirt.

read part one here for a lil context !

pairings: ta!jimin x f!oc

word count: 2.2k

genre: smut (minors dni) and a widdle fluff

warnings: like i said, smut!!! suggestive themes, teasing, oral sex (m. receiving), swearing, jimin’s down bad or is it oc or both, slight mentions of masturbation lik literally one line

a/n: dis is a request from anon :) pls bear w me this is my first smut if it sounds awkward or monotonous im sorry,,, I'm not very proud of this solely bc of that but i tried my best >.< feedback is much appreciated thx u and enjoyyy ;333

There’s really just something about you that sends Jimin’s mind into a pool of frenzy.

And he’s had it with you. By the number of times you’ve teased him during and out of class, the number of times you’ve left him feeling frustrated—running into an empty stall to do his business wasn’t even enough anymore to relieve his seemingly never-ending frustrations that he’s been harboring because of you.

You were certainly not that easy to get, he must say. Even after that one incident, you both had that almost had him lose his fucking mind by how good you felt beneath him, you made sure to leave him wanting more. And you were right, because if there’s one thing Jimin wants more than anything, it’s you. To put it in the simplest of words, he was down bad. It sounds a bit shameful really, but Jimin’s an impatient man, and you’ve made clear enough that you want him, and yet every time he reaches his arms to get to you, you step away.

And despite how teasing and frustrating you can be, he loves the little games you propose, because the more you see how his eyes swirl with lust with every show you give him, the more fun and arousing it is for you.

It's like playing a game of Cat and Mouse, where he is the cat and you were his little mouse.

—

You never minded taking teenie-tiny risks.

In fact, you lived for it. You lived for that sense of thrill that seeps through your veins every time you'd do something that you'd know would have consequences beneath it. And you are willing to take risks, in every circumstance that would benefit your pleasure. Especially when that risk rewarded you to have the best orgasm you’ve ever had with anyone. And the best part is, it was with a man that is seemingly impossible to be so fucking attractive, the man you've lusted after ever since you laid your eyes upon him.

A little secret, you suppose. A hidden joy. You knew the consequences behind every soft moan that slipped past your lips, every kiss, every touch, and every sinful noise that echoed throughout the whole room. Yet you enjoyed it, you thrived for it. Who knew your least favorite professor’s teaching assistant could be the object of your desire and pleasure?

As much as you want to throw yourself onto his arms and let him take you however he desires, you couldn’t. At least not yet, you don’t want everything to go too fast and end too quickly—watching him become even more visibly frustrated with your little games by the look he gives you every time you’d shamelessly tease him, you can’t help but do it even more. The shape of his eyes would shift into something you’d think were soft and innocent looking at first, it’s almost as if he was devouring you with his own eyes. And you’d let him, it’s a plus that he looks insanely hot while doing it, so, he can’t really blame you.

However, it's a bit hypocritical, considering how you're currently pushed up against the classroom door preoccupied with a pair of lips roughly sucking each and every exposed skin of your neck.

"Jimin," you attempt to say, although it comes out in a whiny tone. He hums in response but continues to trail kisses up to your jawline, the warmth of his lips challenges you to give in once again, you stifle a moan as you try to regain your composure, "Baby—"

Jimin plants one last kiss on your cheek before leaning back to look at you, swollen lips and eyes laced with slight concern, "Yeah?"

"Let me take care of you," you suggest, your hand reaching to cup his hardened cock. Jimin struggles to form a response and continues to stare at you, although the look in his eyes tells you something you couldn't quite make out. He wants you.

"Do you want it?" you ask in a low voice, he gulps and nods. Yes, he wants it, very badly.

You grab his hand and pull him to the nearest chair, without breaking eye contact, and a smirk that crept your glossy lips. Jimin quietly sits and you notice how he grew even more nervous the moment you straddle his lap.

You watch the way his eyes slowly travel down to your exposed thighs and lick his lips shamelessly, the tingling feeling in the pit of your stomach shoots down to your core. Fuck.

You almost let out a chuckle at how much you affect him when you hadn't even touched him yet.

“You seemed awfully frustrated in class earlier,” you start, your hands reaching to slowly unbutton his shirt while paying attention to the way his chest rises when he breathes, if you could lean even closer you’d probably hear how loud his heart is pounding right now.

“Did you like my skirt?” you ask, unbuttoning another one before looking up at him innocently.

“I love it,” Jimin finally responds, eyes still fixated on the exposed skin of your thighs, he brings his right hand to caress one of them. With every unbutton of his shirt, the more his chest gets exposed, your eyes catch the large black ink permanently painted on his rib, a tattoo. "Oh my god," you softly gasp, he couldn't be any hotter.

Your fingers reach to touch it, "That's fucking hot," you state, lowering to plant kisses on his chest, breaths getting heavier with every kiss. You travel down, sliding off his lap and you sit on the ground with your back arched to accentuate the curve of your ass.

You look up at him, a teasing smile forming on your lips to drive him over the edge.

He looks at you with bedroom eyes, the view from where you're sitting is heavenly, yet sinful. Unbuttoned shirt, chest heaving, legs spread, and a rather very prominent bulge between his thick thighs. He looks beautiful like this, and it's all for you to see.

It's too good to be true, really.

"Are you sure you want it?" you tease, hand massaging one of his thighs, you travel up to his upper thigh, fingers almost reaching his bulge. You wait for his response.

His breaths get heavier, “Hm?”

“Yes, fuck,” he breathes out, from the way he’s acting under your touch, it’s clear how desperate he’s getting and you love every bit of it. “Please suck me off.”

“Anything for you, Mr. Park.”

You kneel and scoot a little closer, your fingers reaching to unbutton his pants, you slowly unzip and you tuck your fingers underneath the waistband along with his underwear to drag it down low enough to let his cock spring free. You immediately wrap your fingers around it, this is the first time you've seen his cock up close, and you could say he was not one for the lengthy type, however, he makes up for it in girth.

It's perfect for your pussy, however, it's your mouth being used this time, and you're confident enough to fit all of it in your mouth.

Thinking about it already makes you drool like a hungry lion, panting, your delicious meat standing before you.

You spread his pre-cum along his length to make it a bit easier to stroke, looking up at him, he stares back at you with his fucked out expression, it seems the only thing running in his mind is you and your hand. "Mouth, please," he whines, it feels perfect, yet the only thing he wants right now is your mouth, he's fantasized about it for god knows how long, and he might just blow his load all over your hand before you even get to wrap your pretty lips around his cock.

And so, you lower your head to lick a long stripe along his length, keeping eye contact, his cock twitched by the friction of the buds of your tongue, you flicked it around his tip until you finally wrap your lips around it and sink down, taking every inch of his shaft until you slowly lift your head up, meeting his eyes as you release his cock. You do the same thing again and he inhales sharply, thighs clenching at the warmth of your mouth and he fights the urge to buck his hips and fuck your mouth right then and there.

For a moment, he admires how pretty and lewd you look sucking his cock. He couldn't help but tangle his fingers through your hair, if only he could keep this view forever, even re-playing it in his head as he jerks off to the thought of you wouldn’t be enough, it just won’t be vivid enough.

An imaginary light bulb flickers in Jimin’s brain.

He’d only do it if you’d give consent though, “I-Is it okay if I.. film you?” he manages to mutter, despite the moan he almost let out when you suck harder. You look at him with your mouth full and you release his cock with a pop. Jimin couldn’t quite read the look in your eyes, assuming this turns you off, he instantly panics.

“Y-you don’t have to say yes,” he stutters, you tilt your head teasingly, your right hand reaching to stroke his cock while you think of an answer. You'll be the death of him.

"It's too much, I shouldn't have asked—"

"Just make sure I look pretty blowing you."

You always look pretty to Jimin, even if it meant with your mouth full of his cock. Jimin immediately hunches over to reach for his phone in the back pocket of his pants, swiping it open, he quickly taps the camera app and points his camera towards you the moment you came into frame. He taps the record button.

When you heard the beep, you went back to what you were doing before. You plant a kiss on his tip before you fully wrap your lips around it, slowly this time, your eyes were fixated on the camera. In the background, you notice the way Jimin's facial expression instantly changes when you sink down, you take that opportunity to suck even harder, and faster this time. "A-ah,"

You release, "You like that?" you lick a long stripe along his cock once again. "Please don't stop," he pants, repeating the same sentence, the tone of his voice gets whinier every time.

Jimin's knuckles almost turn white with the way he's gripping on his phone, his other hand sits atop of your head, guiding your movement as you bob your head on his cock, with every slide, his muscles tighten and he feels that he's about to reach his climax.

"I-I'm about to—"

You release his cock from your mouth to exchange the same movement with your hand, "Cum on my chest," you suggest, at this point, Jimin has forgotten about his phone, as it had already been abandoned on the floor. Jimin stands up quickly, his legs feeling like it's about to collapse.

You pump his cock as quick as you can, "Oh, f-fuck," it wasn't long until ropes of white are being painted all over your chest, some even reaching your chin. Jimin is catching his breath above you, visibly fucked out and he looked extremely attractive even so. This has been the most fun you've had in a while, (and when he fucked you over his desk a week ago).

"Shit, I forgot about my phone," Jimin quickly grabs his abandoned phone on the floor, dusting it off, he notices that it was still recording. He was too out of it to even realize he's dropped it. He stops the video and shoves it back into his back pocket. His eyes land on you and his cum that's currently painted beautifully on your chest.

You chuckle, "So, you're gonna get some tissues or.."

"O-of course, sorry," he quickly fixes himself before walking over to his desk to grab a box of tissues, grabbing two, he crouches down and gently wipes them off of you. Looking at him, you take the opportunity to ask him something you've been meaning to.

"Why do you get so shy around me?" you ask innocently, hands reaching to button his shirt, and his shy demeanor is back once again, as if you weren't sucking him off 10 minutes ago. It's cute, you think.

"You're just," he pauses to think, "You're just a little intimidating sometimes,"

You giggle at that, intimidated by you? "Okay well, you were so bold to ask if you could film me giving you a blowjob," you joke.

"I-it's safe in my phone, I promise!" he panics, heat forming across his cheeks. You laugh, you think he's adorable, given how he would always walk around the campus with his intimidating yet, attractive poker face and scare the hell out of students when he's actually a cute little soft boy. "It's okay, Jimin. Keep it for your future fantasies in your bed." his cheeks reddened.

"Til next time, Mr. Park," Next time?

Before Jimin could even reply, a knock interrupts him.

"Jimin? What have you been doing in there?" a familiar deep voice voices out behind the door, it's your professor.

Fuck.

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[luvnami]

𝐜𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬!

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 - aa my first time writing for kny!! i hope you like it~ the title is a play on the word ‘pillars’ lol hopefully that makes sense... enjoy!! likes, comments and reblogs really help me a lot <3

𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 - @/amjustagirl​ (muacks)

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 - mention of food

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 - what if the pillars were... cats?

𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐠𝐲𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐢

- the CHONKIEST fella you’ve ever seen in your entire life

- seriously, this cat feels like a brick when you try to pick him up

- yes, his fur is dense. no, he does not get any skinnier when he’s matted down with water

- a lovely, calm cat abandoned by his previous owners because they were moving out of the country

- he loves lazing in the sun and his brown fur turns golden in it!!!

- is a lap cat but doesn’t understand that your legs turn numb way too fast when he’s purring away like a little truck motor 

- (his purrs are so deep……. put him on an asmr youtube channel already!!!!)

- once, you had a dream that you were drowning. you found him sleeping on your chest when you woke up gasping for air

- broke a flimsy cat tree once and is now terrified of heights 

- a big baby :( kind of needy, always welcomes you at the door when you come home with chirps and gets frisky when you don’t return till late

𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐢

- …

- the quiet cat that seems like it might murder you in your sleep

- you adopted him together with kanroji because he simply wouldn’t leave her side and wouldn’t leave your side so… yeah

- this cat HATED you at first

- like… he even refused to eat the food that you tried to give him :/// you had to lure him out with some churu 

- you once woke up in the middle of the night because you were thirsty and found two glowy things at your bedroom door

- yeah, he was staring at you while you slept

- you didn’t dare to get a glass of water and just went back to sleep

- dark gray short fur with heterochromia! you think that he might be kanroji’s sibling but the centre said that they came in at different times

- he goes crazy for catnip oh my goodness

- he rolls himself in it and purrs so LOUD……….. ok iguro……..

𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐢

- so! affectionate!

- you adopted her from a local centre… seriously, who abandoned this pretty baby!!!!!!!

- (iguro insisted on being adopted as well. they come in a pair, do not separate.)

- is a white short fur with heterochromia <333 she looks so magical omg

- when you visited the adoption centre, she wouldn’t stop meowing and curling herself around your legs

- how could you not take her home!!!!!

- she tries to steal all kinds of food (even yours). please don’t own any plants, she will try to chomp them as well

- one time you came back home and heard some loud rustling from the door. you were terrified that it was a thief but when you switched on the lights, the cat had somehow managed to raid your pantry :/

- loves loves loves cuddles!! will even let you touch her soft tummy and play with her toe beans (only for a while though!)

- you wish she’d stop jumping around and getting into the hardest to reach spots…….

- loves trying out new collars, toys and even outfits!

- grooms iguro a lot and loves playing with him <3

𝐤𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐮

- y’all know the cats that play nice when you’re petting them and then bite your hand immediately after… yeah

- the childhood cat that gives you trauma after it scratched you one too many times

- but very lovable and social!! loves meeting new people and then giving you a smug look as she crawls into their lap

- is not tempted by treats… she will do a trick when she wants to

- siamese, brown to white with a tail that flicks too much when she’s irritated

- this cat pushes your glass of water off of the table while looking you in the eye

- will lay herself over your keyboard when you’re trying to work

- has and will chew up your socks again

- scratches your furniture even after you sprayed it with that ‘no-scratch’ spray

- HOWEVER she will occasionally let you scritch her chin when she feels amiable…….

- tries to groom you sometimes

- jumps around too much for her (and your) own good. has caused the shattering of many things and now you cannot place fragile objects on shelves

𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐤𝐲𝐨𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐨

- the most!! active and happy tabby cat you’ve ever seen!!!!! 

- meow! meow meow meow!

- man i have no idea what you’re saying rengoku but you look happy and adorable so have a treat

- probably a family cat that your dad brought back home (much to mom’s dismay) but he’s part of the family now

- VERY vocal at night no matter how much you try to tire him out in the day… rip 

- will wake you up because! human! it is night time and my water bowl is an inch out of place!

- has the most gorgeous coat ever… really. it’s an envy for many cat owners

- he struts around with his head in the air and demands many pets from you while yowling and pawing your leg

- loves outdoor walks, actually. will attack a dog on sight if given the chance so please keep him on a leash

- give him little booties to keep his paws clean!!!!!!!! he fell over the first time you put them on but now he’s used to it and he looks so cute omg

- very nurturing!! takes to other cats very easily and is a joy to have around if you’re fostering other animals (besides dogs)

𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢

- this bastard cat

- hisses if you pat him for too long

- hisses if you don’t give him attention

- hisses while you’re pouring out his food and will NOT hesitate to bite you

- if you touch his paw pads, you can goodbye to your fingers

- i’m thinking……. gray shorthair with green eyes!

- probably a stray cat that you took in (which came with a lot of coaxing, snacks and wrangling) who got into one too many fights 

- he took a while to get used to staying indoors, often hiding in obscure places and was oddly possessive of your sofa

- no, he did not let you sit on it for a whole month

- he’s very protective and territorial! when he’s feeling like it, he’ll rub against you and get into your closet to curl up and scent your clothes (getting fur all over them)

- once, when you had some friends over, you had to lock him in your bedroom because he wouldn’t stop snarling at them

- no one dares to come over to your place after that

- (he’s secretly addicted to butt pats)

𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨

- black shorthair that literally appeared in your house one day

- you have no idea where he came from but you let him stay for a few days and he’s never left since then

- sometimes, he wanders outside (while chasing a butterfly or something...) but always comes back in time for dinner

- has the clearest emerald eyes!!

- he’s so quiet oh my goodness. you swear you’ve never heard him meow or chirp or purr once………. you think he might be a ghost cat sometimes 

- moves around silently too. has scared you on more than one occasion when you turned around and found him staring at you, or felt something furry brush against your leg while you weren’t expecting it

- doesn’t initiate affection much but will let you pet and smother him with love!! he kinda just… chills lol

- loves snuggling in the warmest places! sometimes you’ll come home and find a suspicious bump under your covers… lift it and you might find a friend within <3

- hates hate hates collars

- will literally bat at you if you ever try to put one on him

𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐲𝐮

- loves water so much its crazy

- you have to lock your bathroom door because he’s somehow managed to figure out how to open the doors in your house

- like, he’ll actually jump into the shower with you 

- you brought him home one day when you found him as a kitten in the rain outside :c (ur the hot anime character now)

- he’s really quiet! rarely meows and prefers to headbutt you (which can be slightly inconvenient, like that one time you were pouring coffee and nearly scalded the both of you)

- his fur is always messy. sticks up everywhere no matter how much you try to brush it

- black fur of medium length and thickness!!! puffs up SO MUCH when winter comes though

- it’s insane, he looks like a ball of soot

- exceptionally fast. when you try to play fetch with him, all you’ll see is a black blur darting back and forth

- easily scared

- you have to be careful when rounding corners or petting him because if he doesn’t expect it he’ll jump like five feet in the air

𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐢 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐧

- if you do not change his collars or outfits at least once a week or brush him daily he will start yowling

- you decided to adopt him after your neighbour moved to an apartment that didn’t allow cats

- unfortunately, your neighbour was also the most outrageously extravagant person you’ve ever met and spoiled uzui too much

- a good chunk of your monthly spending goes to the cat

- will not eat cheap cat food (how can he tell the difference…?)

- occasionally buries himself in the back of your closet because it’s dark and smells like you but please help me i’m entangled in a scarf and can’t get out!

- loves posing for photographs and being cooed over!! if you run an instagram account for him you’ll be sure to get popular really quickly

- he just… knows the camera is there lol

- hates having his nails clipped omg

- he will run around the house just to escape you and will only be bribed by a fancy new outfit or a churu

#kny fluff #kimetsu no yaiba fluff #kny headcanons #kimestu no yaiba headcanons #demon slayer headcanons #demon slayer fluff #kimetsu no yaiba #himejima gyomei fluff #himajima gyomei headcanons #iguro obanai fluff #iguro obanai headcanons #kanroji mitsuru fluff #kanroji mitsuru headcanons #kocho shinobu fluff #kocho shinobu headcanons #rengoku kyojuro fluff #rengoku kyojuro headcanons #shinazugawa sanemi headcanons #shinazugawa sanemi fluff #tokito muichiro fluff #tokito muichiro headcanons #tomioka giyu fluff #tomioka giyu headcanons #uzui tengen fluff #uzui tengen headcanons

[falsegoodnight]

part one of my december fic rec! this list encompasses the fics i’ve read from the 1st to the 15th so half of this month! (mostly just the first week and a half though because FINALS!) 

there’s still twenty fics/ficlets on here though which is insane so that’s why i’m splitting my monthly recs into two lists again!

you can find part two here

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✰ (have yourself a) Merry little Christmas by @defencelesst | G | 1k (so so so soft and sweet and perfect!! lottie’s stories always warm my heart!)

There's a saying in Korean culture about how watching the first snow of the year with someone means you're destined to stay together for a long time.

✰ Still by @allwaswell16 | NR | 2k (a timestamp for this series) (so sweet and heartwarming! the PERFECT end to the series!)

Louis has settled into his life in Colorado with Harry, their horses, and of course, Lacey the goat. And now the day has arrived to finally marry the man who makes this place feel like home.

✰ sugary sweet by @soldouthaz | E | 4k (drabble from this series) (hot, hot, hot! did i mention, hot?)

From the corner of his eye he can see every movement. The fire makes Louis’ skin even more golden than usual, the peaks of his nipples dark pink in pale contrast. His chest is already beginning to rise and fall quicker where a blush has bloomed up near his throat from his excitement. His arm is raised, shaking lightly as he holds up the icing can, his mouth parted as he pants softly.

Louis looks ethereal, and Harry’s having a more difficult time than he thought not being able to touch him.

✰ Thank you, five by @nouies | E | 6k (technically a reread) (so so cute and lovely and hot!!!)

“Harry?” He says as soon as he recognises the other man.

“Louis? Wh-what are you doing here?” Harry asks with a frown.

“Well, I’m here for rehearsal,” Louis announces with a proud smile.

There’s a flash of confusion on Harry’s face. “What do you mean rehearsal? I got the part, you didn’t.”

✰ can you keep me close, can you love me most? by @soldouthaz | G | 6k (a drabble from this series) (made me CRY!! love this world and these characters so so much!!!)

“I’m so sorry, Harry. This was supposed to be our night and we were going to eat and then walk around the city and-”

“Lou, it’s alright,” Harry says, “seriously. We can always make another reservation. Don’t worry about it, love.”

“I know, just -” Louis cuts himself off with a sigh.

He knows they can reschedule. It’s not so much that he cares about the reservation, really, or any of the food. His students are so important to him and he’d always drop anything to help them, except that he sort of - well, Louis sort of thought Harry would propose tonight.

✰ singing your praises by @loubellies | E | 6k (really hot and sexy but also cute!)

Prompt 86: Louis rides Harry while wearing his packer’s jersey/sweater and gets his ass ate.

✰ You’ll wait for me only by @tired-eyes-lou | T | 9k (love accidental bonding fics! cute!)

Harry nips at the bondmark on Louis’ neck, Louis’ hands go to his hips, grounding him. He allows himself this, knowing that his Omega needs it too. Harry pulls back, “Go on a date with me.” He rushes out, looking at Louis’ eyes.

Louis laughs and shakes his head. “No, Louis, I’m serious. We’ve bonded for life anyway, might as well try.” Louis looks at him, “You’ve been thinking about this a lot.” Louis points out, Harry nods. “Okay.” Louis says and walks out leaving Harry. “Okay what?!”

✰ Pretty and Pink by @larryinpantiess | E | 13k (cute and lovely! love trucker harry!)

Harry never lets anyone come on the road with him.

Then, a cute hitchhiker, Louis comes around.

✰ show you the stars in the daylight by @yvesaintlourent | E | 13k (AMAZING INCREDIBLE PERFECT! i love childhood best friends and also !! miscommunication !! idiots in love !!) 

Louis has a type and at sixteen and scrawny, it's definitely not his best friend's little brother Harry...ten years later, he changes his mind.

✰ silver linings by @millsxwriting | T | 14k (so cute and sweet :’) as a big fan of emails, this made my heart happy)

As Louis starts his freshman year of college out of state, Harry finishes his last year of high school back home. The distance between California and Arizona has both of them gripping onto everything they can to make their relationship work.

✰ Won’t Keep You My (Dirty Little) Secret by @lovelykits | M | 16k (wow wow wow i adored this!!! louis and harry were both so lovely!)

Louis and Harry have been together since the end of last year and somehow no one knows about it.

✰ The Boy with the Tin Chest and the Glass Heart by @louloubabys1992 | M | 18k (amazing concept and so cute!! love the inclusion of fairy tales in this one too!)

Alpha Harry Styles, world-renowned author of fairy-tales, is being persuaded by the Beta, Liam Payne, to hire a new illustrator. Since Harry’s own illustrations are too graphic for what is supposed to be children’s stories, Liam feels the need is dire. Omega Louis does not agree with Liam since he believes that Harry’s stories are fine just the way they are. Of course this has nothing to do with Louis being totally biased or totally head over heels for Harry. It certainly has nothing to do with being jealous of the mysterious omega illustrator Liam has in mind to team Harry up with.

Seriously, it has nothing to do with that at all. Nothing, absolutely nothing, zilch, nada.

Yeah...

✰ Across the Grey, Salty Sea by @the-cheshire-pussy-cat | E | 20k (incredible!!! the ending made me so emotional ahh)

Prompt 212: Alex from Dunkirk and French escort/prostitute Louis who ends up in Alex’s quarters more nights than not. Alex gives him his dog tag to wear maybe just a lot of smut and dirty talk with Louis being a pretty princess.

✰ blue songs are like tattoos by @loubellies | E | 31k (berkeley chant!! but so so cute and amazing! loved the playlist that went with it too!)

“Good morning, University of California, you’re listening to KALX 90.7 FM Berkeley, this is DJ Harry Styles. If the owner of the tapes I’ve been finding around the studio doesn’t come forward and introduce himself, I’m going to continue tossing them straight in the trash!”

✰ Freeway of Love (In a Pink Cadillac) by @mizzhydes | E | 33k (the plot twist took me off guard but wow!)

Louis was on his way to Miami to visit an old friend. Harry was going there for a little R&R and take in the sights and sounds. A sudden upgrade in seating brought these polar opposites together. The universe works in mysterious ways and they are unknowingly about to embark on an adventure they will surely remember for a lifetime.

✰ Cold As Ice And Everything Nice by @harriblou | M | 41k (this was so sweet and amazing and tender <333 loved it!)

Louis is a professional ice-skater and he meets Harry, who offers to clean the ice for him.

✰ When Our Worlds They Fall Apart by @holdingthornsandroses | E | 42k (louis as leia??? harry as han solo??? amazing perfect incredible! made my heart happy!)

Harry put his hand over his heart as if Louis had wounded him. “You’re so harsh, my liege! Perhaps you need to relieve some tension…” He let his voice trail off suggestively.

“The day I ask YOU to relieve tension is the day I lose all my wits and join the Imperials,” Louis said. “It will never happen.”

✰ A Place With Skeletons by @crazyupsetter | E | 51k (yet another masterpiece from this author. continues to blow me away <3 that one line (you know if you know) still sticks with me today)

“I would choose anyone other than you,” Louis says, picking up his train of thought again. He feels a lot more cornered and defensive when they’re in Harry’s house, for some reason. It doesn’t really make sense, considering that this time, Louis was the one who couldn’t hack it any longer. He broke first. There’s something about being in Harry’s space, though, the green and earthy feeling of it. It should feel like open space with all the plants, but Louis has never felt more claustrophobic than he does when he’s here.

Harry’s chest moves against his back, a sharp intake of air. Before he can open his mouth to defend himself, Louis keeps going, “If I had a choice in any of this, I would have been saved by that elderly security guard over you. I wouldn’t mind having to have the occasional cuddle with her.”

✰ through the wheatfields and the coastlines by @thepolourryexpress | E | 53k (ni was right. i definitely fell in love with cowboy harry but i’m not complaining! this fic had it all and i’ll definitely be rereading this in the future - so so amazing!)

Louis needs inspiration, and a certain cowboy and his lamb are the perfect distraction.

✰ Know I Think You’re Awesome, Right? by @princesshalo​ | E | 60k (amazing amazing amazing! loved the conflict between louis and harry and their dynamic!)

A college AU where Louis is a hippie, very good vibes activist and Harry is a punk, anarchist that always gets involved in violent protests.

If you read any of these lovely fics, remember to leave kudos and comment to show your appreciation!

*if i made any errors, please let me know :)

enjoy!

#my fic recs #fic recs #2020 recs #december 2020 recs #december recs

[inkykeiji]

Touya-nii takes his baby on a vacation and they’re gone for a week. But the day they’re supposed to go home, they end up getting needy and staying for an extra day to “christen” the room a bit more. When they do get home, their apartment has been broken into. It’s obvious the people were supposed to break in while Touya and reader were home but they just so happened to end up staying a day longer

Touya gets a bit paranoid about leaving you home alone now but he also can’t do his business infront of you so he buys a guard dog, I’m think a cane corso or like a Tibetan mastiff, regardless it’s a big bitch.

So he buys this dog, this fierce ass dog, to protect his baby and one night he comes home to his guard dog tucked into a big fluffy dog bed with a fluffy blanket and a little pillow with one of those little clip on fans blowing on him so he doesn’t get too warm during three night and a sheepish reader watching as he internally deals with the fact that his baby took this huge aggressive looking dog and just turned it into a cuddly baby.

Now, he’s got reader begging him for another dog because her puppy gets lonely sometimes and he says no constantly because he’s had to replace the door 3times because when he locks the dog out to get busy with reader, dog eats through the door to get to her since he hears her whines.. he’s eaten through metal bars to get to her and Touya swears they don’t need another dog as he walks in holding another set of food bowls as reader happily walks their new puppy up to the apartment.

-fluffy anon (not quite as horny as I said I’d be but idk, I was playing with my dog and I thought of this so I decided to share 🙃)

fluffy anon your asks never fail to amaze me, seriously, thank u for wanting to share ur ideas with me/with the rest of us!!! <33

first off, i know this is like the tiniest lil detail in your ask but holy fuck lemme just ramble about how much i LOVE the idea of touya + reader STAYING AN EXTRA DAY BECAUSE THEY’RE NEEDY ughhhh ugh ugh ugh like okay i think this is already evident in my work ahaha but in case anyone couldn’t tell, i love love love that trope. like the whole ‘omg no i need you and i need you now!!’ type thing??? just too horny n passionate to wait even a second longer. so that detail in and of itself has my whole mind just whirring ahahaha i loooove it

i am a cat person through n through so i had to google both those breeds lmao but YES, i also really love the idea of a great dane??? idk how good they are protection wise but when you said big that’s what my mind immediately thought ehehe

either way OH MY GOD ahahaha i love this idea so much!!! i also love the idea of reader calling this fully grown, massive dog her ‘puppy’ and touya being ???? that’s a PUPPY to you???

BUT i think that, regardless of how much of a lil pampered baby reader has turned this menacing dog into, (if i’m interpreting your ask correctly) it is still extremely protective over her and i think, regardless of how unbelievably annoyed touya is over this door situation, deep down that really comforts him and makes him feel like she truly is safe with this dog around, or at least safer. i’m in love with the idea of this dog being soft n cuddly ONLY TOWARDS THE READER and then being mean to everyone else and mostly indifferent to touya, except when he steals away their owner n they get a lil jealous/protective >.> 

i think that would play a major part in the reader convincing touya to buy the second puppy ehehe because what’s safer than having one guard dog??? having two!! alright, so he’s gotta replace the door every fucking week now and it’s driving him up the mf wall, and he’s positive their apartment is too small for two dogs of this size thus is seriously considering moving because of it, but at least he knows the most important thing in his life is extra extra safe now <3

in a way, then, this dog kind of mimics touya, because reader’s the only one who he’s this soft towards, who he cares this much about, who he’s this protective and possessive over <33 i’m also v clearly such a sucker for like, reader being able to get her way because of this (i love that trope so much, the whole i hate everyone but you trope or like im extremely dangerous to everyone except you) :(( like she really is his fucking baby <333

#i do the puppy thing tbh #all dogs are puppies to me #i have gotten weird looks before n i'm always like '...ik it isnt actually a puppy dw' :// #ANYWAY THIS WAS SOOOOOO SOFT PLEASEEEEE #i loved it!!! #i kinda wish i had the time to write an actual drabble or oneshot for this because its truly so precious + i'm SUCH a sucker for soft touya #aaaaah so fucking CUTE #fluffy.anon #clari gets mail #touya nii universe

[themandilorian]

omg for the prompt thing: #18, e/R, angst plz!! <333

ANON I DIDN'T FORGET YOU AND I DID THE THING!

(angst with a happy ending, because why else would you come to me?)

Prompt: Lies

The incessant knocks on his front door force Grantaire to wake up before his neighbor can threaten him with a shotgun again. He scrambles to the hallway and doesn’t even bother to check the peephole before throwing it open.

There is only one person insane enough to show up this far on the very wrong side of the tracks at, what, three in the morning? With a complete disregard for potential bodily harm.

Enjolras barges in without a word, the way he has done a hundred times before. He’s never needed Grantaire’s permission. He’s always known he could have anything.

Once the door is safely locked he wastes no time slamming Grantaire to the wall. Holding a blade to his throat.

“Give me a good reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now.”

Grantaire can’t speak. Not because he is scared, he can never be afraid of Enjolras. Hardened, ruthless Enjolras who is a threat to the world but not to his friends, never his friends. Grantaire has seen him kiss Courfeyrac’s cat on her forehead and talk to a cactus Jehan gave him far more often than him holding a gun.

But he has also seen Enjolras slit the throat of a millionaire sweatshop owner without a second thought.

He can’t speak because he has nothing to say for himself. He was an apathetic deadman walking, treading through life without a care in the world when he was assigned to go undercover to investigate a notorious vigilante group with no apparent leader.

But Grantaire in the presence of Enjolras became someone once more. He found himself caring, investing, wanting to help.

“If you want to kill me, nothing I say would stop you.” He settled with that.

Enjolras throws his knife to the ground, walking away from Grantaire to pace the floor. The room is too small for him to pace effectively, but Grantaire recognizes the sign of a nervous Enjolras and wisely keeps his mouth shut.

“I don’t understand you. You were a federal agent and you spent a year with us. You could have turned us in a million times. You could have walked away. Yet, you chose to lie to me--to us every day instead.”

Grantaire laughs bitterly. Typical of Enjolras, forever trying to find a rational explanation. Evaluating the logic behind every action. but love can’t be explained with any quantifier. Devotion can’t be measured with matrices and graphs. Enjolras should know this, but somehow he’s never seemed to give it a second thought.

“A lot of people do a lot of things for a lot of reasons. I’ll leave you alone now, shouldn’t that be enough? Don’t you have a lobbyist to terrorize somewhere?”

“You fucking blew up our building! We can’t go back there and our work is compromised! It will take months to get the security back up. Why the fuck did you do that?” Enjolras seethes. As close to shouting as Grantaire has ever seen him, but two can play this game. Grantaire was not known for his self-control.

“Because they needed to believe you’re all dead. Jesus Christ, how else would you start over? If you don’t think I’ve been wearing a tracker then you are even dumber than I thought. I know Combeferre backs up your data in five different servers and Bahorel puts all your money in an offshore bank. Don’t fucking insult me. Go, start over, go to Panama. Go to Saint Lucia. Laos. I don’t give a fuck.”

But he does, he cares so much it threatens to consume him whole. He doesn’t know what he would do once Enjolras is gone. Once all the warmth of the nights shared with Joly and Bossuet turn into a kind of loneliness that can’t be overcome with absinthe and pretty strangers. He isn’t afraid to be alone, he has been alone all his life, but that just meant he hasn’t known the comfort of feeling like he belongs. The quiet assurance of Les Amis that he was welcome, not because of what he can do for them, but because they loved him. As simple as that.

But they couldn’t have, not really. He was pretending to be someone else, no one can build a house on a rickety foundation of lies and he won’t force the only people that matter at all to try.

“You are so full of shit,” Enjolras says, sitting down on Grantaire’s tattered couch and giving him an unimpressed look. “I asked you why you did it. Not what it means.”

Because I love you. Because I love all of you. Because I couldn’t care less if empires would rise or fall as long as you are happy. I would let the world burn a thousand times over just to keep you safe.

“My boss is a lazy asshole, he needs to be taken down a peg. It will take him months to figure out that none of the corpses matches anyone in Les Amis. You are free to do whatever you want, for a while, anyway.”

“So are you.”

“What?”

“So are you. We counted the bodies and one of them had a dog tag with your name on it.”

Grantaire sits down on the floor, tucking his knees into his chest. Nothing gets past Enjolras. He should have known. He felt tired all of the sudden, all the last few weeks of preparing to leave Les Amis finally catching up with him, his blood felt like lead. What would he do? Start over somewhere far away, ideally with a lot of cheap alcohol. He'd keep tabs on Les Amis of course, try to protect them from afar. Unseen and unheard, not bothering anyone.

“So I’ll ask you again, why did you do it?”

Grantaire didn’t care enough to keep his defence up. Why does it matter anyway? He would probably never see Enjolras again after tonight. “You know full well why.”

Enjolras seems to relax a fraction, a small smile playing at a corner of his lips. “It’s nice to have a suspicion confirmed, especially right before you ask someone to follow you to, where was it? Panama?”

“Oh fuck you,” Grantaire says, pulling him down for a kiss.

#answered asks #ficlet #my writing #exr #i hope this is alright anon i just need them to be happy #and i spent way too much time trying to make it so #grantaire #enjolras

[jiangwanyin]

when you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity♡

thank you so much beloved 💜

tumblr user @haleths and talking to them or watching a movie together eep i'm so sorry about all the tags today ashleigh hsvgdxj

watching the sun rise in the morning when everyone else is still asleep!!!!

finding a new song to obsess over and listen to 24/7 completely ruining my spotify stats

our garden at the new flat :] i haven't seen much of it yet and there's a LOT of work to be done to make it even manageable but i've never had a garden before and i didn't think i cared much but now i'm really looking forward to it and we already have some roses and grapes the previous owner left there growing also!! the neighbors have a cat and a dog both of whom are supposed to be friendly so i'm very <333 about that

writing! i've had the biggest writer's block and questioned my writing/competence a lot during these past few years but i've started writing some bits and pieces again and i realised i missed it more than i thought i did.

#asks #anonymous

[marshmallowsims]

i would totally love to hear more about your characters i see just parts of their characters and stories in your asks. can you tell us something more about their hobbies, likes and dislikes and that kind of stuff?

Hiiii! Firstly, thank you so much ;-; it makes me cry happy tears when people are interested in my characters! 

As for their hobbies and all that kind of stuff well, i’m just going to mention some facts that I don’t think are on my blog cause I wanna try keep this short so you don’t have tooo much to read

Cardinal: cardi’s always loved reading and though she has much less time to do that now she can still often be found with a book in her hand. She’s also a really big nerd though her exterior/the way she acts doesn’t make it too obvious. Ask her any star wars related question and she can tell you right away with 100% accuracy 

Dorian: he’s also a really big reader (but again doesn’t look like it) he’s a writer too, mostly adventure novels and some sci-fi. He loves hiking and travelling but he can’t do so anymore because of his back injury, though he still wishes more than anything that he can climb a mountain again or travel to the remaining countries he hasn’t been to yet 

Fabian: Fabian’s biggest obsession is his motorcycle, he probably spends hours a day just cleaning it and making sure it looks brand new, and then a few more hours just riding it from one place to another. He never has a destination when he’s on it. He also owns a bar which is his pride and joy (next to his motorcycle) he isn’t the original owner but it went over to his name after he won a bet that nobody actually thought he had the will to do- he used to be very scrawny and quite and insecure so it was a big surprise to him too when he was able to do it

Feyre: She’s actually a really big animal lover, she would stop and pet every single dog or cat she could if she wasn’t trying to keep her cool all the time. She also knows the most random facts about animals and whenever there’s a documentary on about x animal, you can bet she’s watching it under the excuse that she’s ‘busy’ 

Julian: He spoils his cat big time, whenever he travels or goes shopping he always come back with multiple things for his cat. He probably spends more money on his cat than he does himself. It’s also very well kept secret of his. It’s funny too because when people ask he’ll say he’s a dog person. 

Karia: She’s won a couple gardening competitions which she’s never told anyone about. It’s not that she hides is on purpose its just a very personal thing for her, her best friend used to love gardening and its now something she loves and keeps up with to feel closer to her best friend. She’d never tell anyone the reason why she loves gardening so much. 

Lonan: He loves swimming. If there is a body of water he will jump in it (if he doesn’t have his little sister with him) he used to do competitive races as a child and it’s always been his dream to turn it into a career and to qualify for the Olympics- and he was well on his way too on being able to do so except money problems and new responsibilities have put a halt on that dream. He still tries to engage in swimming as much as he can, atm he is a high-school swimming couch but it includes much less swimming time than he had hoped it would. 

Morrigan: She’s had an obsession with technology since she was little, a lot of it can be blamed on the fact her dad used to just put her infront the tv before she could even walk but his bad parenting resulted in an absolute fascination in all things electronic for her. She started learning how to code at a pretty young age and she’s developed 2 games since, she’s working on a third now. 

#Anonymous #i'm sorry its taken me so long to answer !!! #i saved this to my drafts so I could write but #then i forgot about it #hasbdgsdg #I'M SORRY #BUT THAN YOU SO MUCH!! #ily

[charlottesryder]

below the cut you will find a variety of connections i’d like to have for CHARLOTTE RYDER, as well as a few other miscellaneous things!!

INTRO POST

— listed on WILSHIRE HQ

( charlotte ryder ), our ( hayden panettiere ) is looking for ( her older biological sibling ). you do not need to contact the mun before applying. ( okay so this wc is for a shadowhunter ( or potentially a ghost/vampire/werewhatever that was a shadowhunter ) that would be 32 years old. their mother was a shadowhunter that left the clave, was stripped of her runes and everything, to be with a man ( i’m leaning towards him being a downworlder, potentially a merman ) because she loved him and wanted to be with him so? but anyways, they had your character first and were honestly pretty good parents, didn’t hide anything from him, told him it would be alright if he wanted to go with the clave when they came to lay claim. the mother was pregnant when your character chose to go with the clave, they would’ve been around eight years old and would’ve known they were going to have a younger sibling. why they decided to go is totally up to you! anyways the father left shortly after, the mother died while giving birth, and charlotte was whisked away by a couple that adopted her. cut to now when charlotte is back in los angeles and is actually looking for information on her birth family, aka your character. she has no idea she’s looking for a shadowhunter ( or former shadowhunter ), they’d have no idea she doesn’t know she is a shadowhunter. i’m pretty open to fcs that could fit as a full sibling for hayden, but feel free to message me if you want some suggestions!! )

( charlotte ryder ), our ( hayden panettiere ) is looking for ( her older adoptive brother OR sister ( nb sibling also welcome! ) ). you do not need to contact the mun before applying. ( this character would be a downworlder between 27 and 30 years old. they would have grown up with charlotte in new orleans and would be a ryder. like charlotte they were adopted at a very young age and were very loved by their family, spent summers in la after their parents divorced. this character would’ve been the sibling charlotte was closest with and the reason she chose la when she moved away from home. why they chose to move to la is totally up to you! if you’d like to plot or discuss anything before hand you can definitely message me. literally any fc within the right age range would work considering they’re all adopted and therefore don’t need to match appearance or ethnicity <3 )

— other/unlisted

( childhood friend pt. 1 )  okay so this version of a childhood friend connection is from this lifetime, so they’d be between like 24 & 28. i’m leaning towards a male character but honestly i would be alright with anything?? they would’ve grown up in new olreans with charlotte, would’ve been the one person she confided in about literally everything right up until she was hospitalized and then moved to la. they would’ve been the first person she called after she got out of the hospital, but most likely she reached their voicemail and left a “so i’ve got to leave i’ll be in la but i promise to call soon” and then...she didn’t call? bc life in la hasn’t been smooth? so maybe your character decided to trek across the country to find out what the hell happened & yell at her for not calling? or something? tbh i’m pretty open <333 ( personally i’d love to see rami malek, or garrett hedlund, or iain de caestecker, or maybe zac effron? then again if you gave me this connection i’d honestly be pretty happy with almost any fc. )

( childhood friend pt. 2 )  this version is actually open to multiple characters, because they are from her past lives ( of which there are many ). whether they know about her whole reincarnation curse is something we can totally discuss!! i’m going to leave this one pretty vague because it’s so open that adding details would be a bit of a challenge <3

( former enemies )  someone she’s wronged in one of her many lives, someone that holds a grudge for something she did in the past, anything you can think of!! she was straight up evil af in her first life, and not always a good person in the rest of her lives, so having enemies is pretty much a given.

( former partner-in-crime )  in her last life, and several others, she was a less than upstanding citizen. this wc is more for someone from her last life ( a vampire, maybe? or a ghost? or something immortal. ). during their time together they were definitely criminals, think something along the lines of bonnie & clyde except she died and your character didn’t.

( the catalyst )  a ghost, the person she was dating back home in new orleans. their death triggered her memories in this lifetime. she stills feels extremely guilty - not for their death exactly but more the fact that she didn’t feel heartbroken or even particularly sad about their death ( she did love them but her heart/soul is sort of numbed to that sort of pain bc she’s gone through it many times ). i do have a few headcanons about this character ( such as them being sort of nerdy/geeky/whatever & liking video games??? also they were the original owner of charlotte’s hairless cat, mordin. )

( literally anyone from her past lives )  friends? family? enemies? lovers? children? literally anyone from her past would be amazing. there are honestly so many options here so just hit me up if you have any ideas??

honestly these are all i’ve got atm but if anything else strikes you we can definitely work something out!!

#wilshire:ooc #&& wanted; #also my theme is hard to read and i apologize i promise i'm looking for a new one

[hella-free-space]

what should i do if my parents are feeding the cats dry food and refuse to listen to me talk about proper kitty diets ? i'm a disabled teenager, im completely unable to work and any money i earn from commissions goes into my own needs they wont take care of, and im emotionally dependent on these animals and im really scared theyll get sick or something i dont know what to do

-- i just want to preface this ask by saying that i’m a first time cat owner, and i am in no way an expert on proper kitty diets. consulting a veterinarian (even if its just over the phone to ask a few questions) about your cats dietary needs is always a good idea! --from what i understand, dry foods are not as good as wet foods are for cats because they have carbs (its what makes the kibble, ya just cant have carbless dry foods. and cats are carnivores and dont need/cant use carbs efficiently) and since cats get lots of moisture from their food, eating dry can make them dehydrated. wet foods can provide more protein and moisture than dry foods can, hence why you’ll hear that even lower-quality wet food can be better for a cat then a higher-quality dry food.i dont think eating dry food won’t necessarily make your cats sick...its just not as nutritious for them as eating wet food. and the quality of the dry food also makes a difference! my cat, since outgrowing her kitten stage, refuses wet foods ;n; i have tried lots of different flavors and a few brands at this point but she just loves The Cronch :T so i feed (what i believe to be) a higher-quality dry food (merrick is the brand) and pick up wet packets for her to try every once in a while (she’ll just lick up the sauce and leave all the whole bits but hey, if thats what she wants). i’d suggest looking into what kind of cat food your parents feed and doing research and seeing if there’s any way to supplement your cats diet if need be :p you can buy wet food cans or packets for $1-1.5 and maybe just feeding those a few times a week could be an improvement and add variety to your cats diet :D sometimes sales or price-matching can also bring down the price on foods and treats ^-^when addressing your parents, i’d show them facts and have them read ingredients in the cat food and explain why they’re good or bad and also explain wet/dry food pros and cons in an effort to make them understand why your cats needs might not be being entirely met.if your cats get sick, it sounds like its ultimately your parents’ responsibility to take them to the vet and to ensure that they receive any medical care they require, so if something does happen to them (i really hope it doesnt though

if anyone has any resources for anon, or any other advice, please feel free to share

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TDFL PR W#3

To admit to a thing that everyone already knows like Bill Clinton will someday when the antifa firing squad has him wetting his senile pants at gunpoint stammering about how Epstein was onto something with the tightness of 15-year-old box: yes, I missed last week. I shockingly have a girlfriend AND aspirations of being something other than a water babysitter for the rest of my life and the two combined to stop me from shitposting about fantasy football. I have now concluded with my significant other and with my job applications, filling both with rich cum, and will thereby turn my attention to the band of misfits I decided to assemble in hopes of winning a fantasy league for once in my fucking life, which in this instance would basically be like beating ‘Through the Fire and the Flames’ on Guitar Hero in easy difficulty. At least the Eagles officially suck so nobody can feel good about real-life accomplishments except for me and my lovable group of New Englanders who use HGH as lube when waxing their shaven carrots to lithographs of Jock Sutherland’s single-wing play designs. That is a real reference and I am so gratified that I got to waste seconds of your life making you try and process such a string of words – much like you will continue to do if you keep reading! Let’s begin.

10. Leaguema Balls (Mike)

Record: 0-3 | PF: 305.1 | PA: 425.3 | Streak: L3 | Last Week (I actually wrote out a rankings but then just never added the roasts, so they were worthless, but trust me) 10

Plays Next: Sean’s Hard Mangos (Sean)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Continuing to draw breath

It’s comforting to know that I can leave my sweet foundling rankings alone for a week and still have the unmoving anchor way at the bottom to keep it grounded and sturdy. You would have thought that assembling a competent fantasy football roster was Rogaine given Michael’s lack of familiarity with the concept. If you want, Dirt, you can think up an AIM away message to leave in this slot to save me the work for the next 13 weeks and so this entry has some consistency besides sucking more than spilling soup down your shirt in a meeting. (I know that wasn’t you but this guy deserves some of your grilling space.) Marquise Brown is going to blow out a lung trying to run under Lamar’s 102-yard touch passes on Sunday and turn back into Steve Breaston with a dumber nickname.

9. Sean’s Hard Mangos (Sean)

Record: 0-3 | PF: 374.4 | PA: 401.2 | Streak: L3 | Last Week: 8

Plays Next: Oh dear christ not my repeaters again

Questionable Decision of the Week: Dick amputation by tendon fatigue

Just as I take solace in Mike’s cellar-dwelling ways, I can relax about the other two Philly league members having decent squads just by looking at Sean’s merry band of sap-sucking stupidheads. You’d find more consistent direction from Sean behind the wheel of a car than you would from a team led by Derrick Henry and James Conner. And here I thought you were done with uninterested, underperforming ball-grabbers when you broke up with Hannah. Word of advice, dawg! You’re gonna get your first win this week because the algorithm isn’t yet advanced enough to throw up in both of your faces instead of assigning a victor between you and Michael, so act like you’ve been there before, or at least act like you know how to run a palatable social media account after three fucking years of trying and failing.

8. James White is Right (Tori)

Record: 0-3 | PF: 372.7 | PA: 439.7 | Streak: L3 | Last Week: 9

Plays Next: Cartoon Colt Copulation (Hahahahaha)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Acting like her dirt star is the brightest light in the sky when in reality it’s Proxima Centauri from Event Horizon

Much like capitalism, the league has created a placated and clueless middle class, consolidated wealth in the top 1%, and left the lower half of the populace to shiver and die like Austin Ekeler on the sidelines now that Melvin Gordon is back. Of course, knowing Tori’s family, they’d just bray about how the economy is thunderously good before unironically sharing deep-fried boomer memes while she gently chides them through comments, pretending there’s not a little racist in her team name. And in her soul. James White is back, though, having just watched his wife give birth, knowing that whole time that the tearing and screeching he was witnessing would pale in comparison to Tori trying to fit a toothpick up her half-thimble rear entrance.

7. Mark Ruffalo’s Ruffalo Bills (Aidan)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 410.5 | PA: 408.8 | Streak: L1 | Last Week: 3

Plays Next: The Queen’s Booty Lickers (Liv)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Using his asshole around women and not expecting repercussions

Benefiting from a more questionable handout than the insurance settlement that gives him money for having headaches sometimes, Aidan rode high on the back of a free Mahomes the first two weeks of the season. That all came crashing down when Lauren put him in a dumpster in this past matchup, which was probably an upgrade from his place in Chicago. Aidan has a picture of the Blues Brothers’ trainside apartment on his vision board in the hopes that someday he can move somewhere that high-class. Expect further regression as Josh Jacobs and Leonard Fournette continue to suffer from some sort of Power 5 running back glaucoma which makes them barrel directly into their linemen’s asses on every handoff instead of bouncing to the acres of green space just outside the tackles. This is much like how Aidan rushes for beans on toast instead of attempting to taste flavor.

6. Airstrip One Ezekiels Engels (Derv)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 404.7 | PA: 387.8 | Streak: W2 | Last Week: 7

Plays Next: TEAM DUMPSTER BEARS (Lauren)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Fookin ‘ell ‘ard ta pick one innit luv xx

After a less auspicious start than the Easter Rebellion, Derv has rebounded from a sheer fleecing to fashion herself into something of a competent franchise owner. Knowing the strength of her impostor syndrome, though, she’s liable to swap Zeke for a scalding slap in the face *battered whisper* because that’s the type of team that she deserves. I would say this ranking of 6 will be the highest you will ever get but I think if you’re a good enough girl this year, around Thanksgiving your dad will finally put you on his shoulders so you can see the inflatable turkeys parading down the garbage metropolis a mere three hours from you upstate hovel. Otherwise it’ll be another long outing of sinking further down the standings and standing so low at 4’8 you look like you’re dissolving into a sinkhole.

5. The Queen’s Booty Lickers (Liv)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 399.7 | PA: 394.3 | Streak: L1 | Last Week: 1

Plays Next: Mark Ruffalo’s Still Not a Funny Name (Aidan)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Taking dick so long it got mistaken for the amount of time she spends on the toilet

How the mighty have fallen! One minute, you look like an infallible cock destroyer, and then BANG! You get run over. But I won’t bring up your car accident too much. I’m seeing more hopeless tears from your Johnson & Johnson RB corps than from babies piteously afflicted by their cornea-searing shampoo. It’s fitting that such an intermittent contributor would have a roster full of people that basically decide whether or not they want to do a football on a play-by-play basis. “How about an out route, Amari?” “How about you sit in a room for 10 minutes with Liv’s roommate, coach?” This team could light the league on fire but it’ll settle for searing its own britches at completely unpredictable hours. Again, just like Liv.

4. The Birds Have Arrived (John)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 402.1 | PA: 391.4 | Streak: W1 | Last Week: 4

Plays Next: Poo Poo Point Diarrheas (Griffin)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Sending Snickers to hell. She was a good cat john.

The man with the worst opinions in the league dropped Antonio Brown for some reason even though he was clearly a kindred spirit in that regard. There’s no difference between what AB did and what John said about candy, except for the fact that I’d be more comfortable with jizz on my back than I would listening to more of his sweets-based takes. (Come to think of it, I’d just be more comfortable with jizz on my back.) As alluded to before, Melvin Gordon is returning to action, which means John can stop pretending that Miles Sanders will be any kind of valuable contributor, about 4 years and one hair-tearingly bad contract extension before the Eagles do the same. While you’re on the road with the VengaBus, Oakman, see if you can pick up a kicker who realizes that people with apostrophes in their names belong on the defensive line and who can actually put the ball through the fucking uprights.

3. Cartoon Colt Copulation (Gabe)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 422.5 | PA: 333 | Streak: W2 | Last Week: 2

Plays Next: James White is Right (Delicious)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Looking past all the signs that Lauren sabotages air travel just to spend extra time with me and trying to aim my blasts to curve around her IUD anyway

I would just like to immediately point out that my points for is second highest in the league and therefore I righteously deserve my place near the top of the rankings AND could even go for higher. I would also like to admit that I have by far the lowest points against. So even when I excel, I do it in arenas that are specifically set up for me to succeed, which feels appropriate for me as a white man. I’m swinging my dick on an unlevel playing field like Steve-O on a teeter-totter with a scorpion. Saquon’s injury is all I need to have the pinchers come rocketing towards my little glistening head and put the clamps on my high-falutin’ status. BUT FOR NOW FUCK YOU JACOBY BRISSETT IS GOD which is only right and fair in the name of equality

2. TEAM DUMPSTER BEARS (Lauren)

Record: 2-1 | PF: 426 | PA: 363 | Streak: W1 | Last Week: 6

Plays Next: Airstrip One Historical Reference Yawn (Derv)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Do I really have to spell it out? After she spent a whole weekend plus in my bed? Come on, guys. Going back to Buzz City and pretending low rent is a fair tradeoff for having about as much culture as spoiled yogurt

Team Clemson had a TAMU product to thank for their banana sandwich performance in matchday number three as Mike Evans put up FORTY FIVE FUCKING BIG ONES in, of course, a losing effort for his real-life Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Scoring points but losing everything of consequence is nothing new to Lauren after her latest tussles with Catan. But the soaring to improbable heights is taking on gorgeous new wrinkles as different folks step up week after week to put up the performances of their lives, only to be invariably out of gas week nine, leaving her roster a withered, gaping husk with bitter glances back towards what once was as she tries to wring some sort of enjoyment from the remnants. Welcome to childbirth, honey!

1. Poo Poo Point Diarrheas (Griffin)

Record: 3-0 | PF: 396.5 | PA: 342.7 | Streak: W3 | Last Week: 5

Plays Next: The Birds Have Arrived (John)

Questionable Decision of the Week: Getting tested for STDs. Next you’re gonna tell Sean not to drunk drive. Narc

Griffin has the 4th-lowest point total out of all of us, yet he is the sole occupant of first place as of press time. The last time I saw a fatty get this much undeserved shine, my ex-girlfriend made me watch an entire episode of This Is Us. You’re rocking Mitchy Trubes at quarterback, whose play style must be similar to your lovemaking technique: going long a lot, but never looking like you have any idea what you’re doing. I am so happy about your brief stay at the top of the mountain and I hope you can brag about it at show choir or whatever. Just remember that the #1 spot in these rankings is not like having abandonment issues. You don’t need to get used to it.

[randallvangundy]

Best Litter Box For Messy Cats

If you’re a proud cat owner, you know how difficult and high maintenance your feline friend can be sometimes. The litterbox is no exception. Cats instinctively bury their droppings in the wild, and they need a safe space indoors where they can peacefully do their business. That’s where finding the best litter box for messy cats comes in handy. We all like to feel comfortable in our own bathrooms, so why not give your cat the same pleasurable experience?

Quick Glance At The Best Litter Box For Messy Cats

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Nature’s Miracle High-Sided Litter Box

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Choosing The Right Litter Box For Messy Cats

When choosing a litter box for your kitty, the most important factor is getting something that they will easily be accustomed to. Your cat needs enough space to get inside of it and do their business, and they need to feel comfortable while they’re inside the box. To guarantee comfort, you need to choose the material, size, and type of litter box wisely. Here is a list of some of the different types of litter boxes on the market:

Open-Litter Pan

The open-litter pan is, as the name implies, open at the top. These types of litter boxes are the best type to get when space is tight and you have more than one feline in your home. Cats are territorial and private by nature, but open-litter pans allow the cat doing its business to see its surroundings and make sure it isn’t being watched by another cat. Getting one of these pans allows for all of your cats to use a single litter box, saving space and making cleaning easy.

One problem that may surface with this type of little box is that, since it is open at the top, it isn’t very good at keeping odors within the box. To add to that, if the material of the open-litter pan isn’t a good odor-neutralizing material, it could create a stench in the house that will bother both you and your cats. Also, this type of litter box may be a problem if there are other animals in the house, like a dog, or small children. You wouldn’t want your other pets or children in the home to play with or ingest any of the contents within the litter box!

Covered Box

Covered litter boxes offer more privacy for your cat while they do their business. The closed sides allow your furry friend to feel secluded and comfortable. As an added bonus, closed litter boxes are great at trapping odors. This keeps your house smelling clean, and you don’t have to worry about guests smelling anything if they happen to walk by the litter box.

However, odor trapping capability could be a disadvantage. All of the odor inside of the litter box can build up, and it can be absorbed by the material the box is made of. To prevent this try to get a litter box that has built-in ventilation.

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Self-cleaning litter boxes can be a marvel in the home. It is able to clean itself and neutralize odors, making your life easier when it comes to cleaning the litter box. Self-cleaning litter boxes work by sifting through the litter and filtering out the waste, putting it in a separate bag or container. These litter boxes are convenient for owners that don’t like seeing their cat’s waste, or for cats that are easily bothered by odors in the litter box.

The downsides of this type of litter box is that it can be a little pricey depending on the model. Even the cheapest self-cleaning litter boxes are much more costly than a regular litter box. The real question is whether or not the benefits outweigh the price. Also, some cats may get startled by the noises made by the litter box, and this can make them uncomfortable with using it. This can be resolved with time and allowing your cat to get used to the noises made by the box.

Height of the Litter Box

Another thing to think about is the height of the litter box. If you have a young and healthy cat, then any height will do, just make sure that your cat can comfortably get into the litter box. Older cats, on the other hand, can have trouble stepping into a litter box with taller sides. Especially for cats with arthritis, be mindful of your cats age when getting a new litter box.

Recommended Litter Boxes For Messy Cats

These litter boxes listed below are just a few of our recommended products that we think you and your cat will love! Check them out:

Petmate Booda Dome Clean Step Cat Litter Box

Check Amazon’s Price This dome-shaped litter box offers your cat privacy while it’s doing its business, and allows for odors to remain within the litter box so that it doesn’t spread odors around the house. Yet, this litter box is equipped with a carbon filter, so any odors that would be trapped within the litter box are filtered out and diluted to reduce any smell of waste. The convenience of the carbon filter lets you place the litter box anywhere in the house without the worry of any smell! To top it off, this litter box comes with what it calls a “clean-step” entrance. This means that the steps leading into the litter box are grooved, and this gently cleans your pet’s paws as they exit so they don’t track litter around the house!

A few problems that may come with this litter box is that, if you have a larger cat, they may have trouble spraying into the actual litter. Instead, some urine may get sprayed onto the sides of the box and leak out from where the top half meets the second half. Another problem you can encounter is that if any litter happens to pour onto the stairs, there is no way of sweeping it back into the base of the box. However, these two problems can be solved if you have a smaller cat and if your cat doesn’t play with the litter.

Catit Jumbo Hooded Cat Litter Pan

Check Amazon’s Price The Catit Jumbo Hooded litter box is a covered-box type of litter box. It comes with a door and a carbon filter that neutralizes odors for a fresh smelling litter box. This design gives privacy to you felines and is perfect for a multi-cat household. This design also helps keep litter within the litter box and reduces how much litter you would have to clean off the floors of your home. The top half of the litter box can be taken off for easy cleaning of the inside of the litter box. Lastly, this litter box is large enough for even the biggest of cats!

One problem you might find with this litter box is that, because it is so large, there aren’t many liners that are big enough to fit the bottom. The locking handles also may give you some trouble, as they sometimes don’t completely seal the top and bottom halves of the litter box, allowing some litter to exit the litter box. Another problem you may encounter is that, if you have a very large cat, they may have some troubles with the door. The door is made to be able to swing both ways so your cat can enter and exit, but larger cats may have trouble maneuvering around the door when entering the litter box.

Nature’s Miracle High-Sided Litter Box

Check Amazon’s Price This litter box has an open top and has high sides so that the litter stays within the box. This is a good litter box for cats that are messy and flick around the litter. The open concept of this box makes it easy for cats to enter and exit with the added privacy of the tall sides. The open concept also allows for easy cleaning, and the shape of the litter box makes it easy to quickly wipe clean when it gets dirty. Also, the sides of the box are non-stick, meaning that it’s super easy to wipe away any mess!

With all these perks come some negatives. Surprisingly, the bottom of the litter box is not non-stick, so if your cat is prone to burying excrements at the very bottom of the litter box, you may have to work a bit harder scrubbing the bottom of this box. Also, albeit the litter box has tall sides, the entry point is quite low and it’s easy for litter or waste to be flicked out from there. This entry point is also quite high for some older cats with health issues to get over, so remember to think about the health of your cat before purchasing this litter box.

iPrimio Ultimate Stainless Steel Cat XL Litter Box

Check Amazon’s Price This stainless steel litter box is perfect if you’re looking for something that won’t absorb odors and is easy to clean. The open-litter pan concept allows easy access for cats, and it is the perfect height for older cats that may have trouble getting into other litter pans. Another benefit to this litter box is its size. The box is around 15” wide and 23” long, giving your kitty a large area to do their business. As an added bonus, there are rubber feet at the bottom of the litter box to keep it from moving around if you have slippery floors in your home.

Even though the pan is large, the sides aren’t very tall, so if your feline friend gets a little rowdy in the pan there is a chance that litter can spill over the edges. Another problem with the short sides is that your cat may end up doing their business over the edge, creating a mess. This pan is also not scratch-resistant, meaning that it can acquire a few undesirable looking scratches over time.

Purina Tidy Cats Breeze Hooded Cat Litter Box

Check Amazon’s Price This hooded litter box is perfect for giving your cat (or cats) privacy while doing their business. The litter box has a built in ammonia blocker and can reduce the smell of ammonia from urine quite well! There is a pullout tray at the bottom of the litter box (where you put a pad) so you can easily change the urine pad, thus reducing the smell even more. Lastly, there is a spot on the litter box where you can store a scooper so it’s always within reach.

A problem that you might encounter with this litter box is that, since it requires a specific pellet litter, your cat’s solid waste is designed to sit on top of the pellets for easy scooping. This makes the smell of the waste travel outside of the litter box and it may be a bother for you and your cat. Another problem that can arise with the pellets is that your cat may decide not to use the litter box until the waste is gone, which means that you would need to constantly monitor the litter box to remove the waste.

The Top Choice

My favorite litter box from the selection has to be the Petmate Booda Dome Litter Box! The litter box has a nice design and is easy for any cat to use! Although there may be a problem with getting litter onto the stairs and subsequently onto your floor, this can be fixed by putting a mat underneath the litter box. The litter box’s ability to reduce odors and remove litter from your kitty’s feet make this litter box my top choice! Check Amazon’s Price

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Animal Cruelty - seeking justice from the law for all sentient beings

It has been over a month since it was reported that the Winnipeg Police in conjunction with Winnipeg Animal Services seized 15 malnourished and unkempt dogs from Winnipeg’s West End. As a staunch animal lover who is proud to have her own dog-ter (dog daughter), this case hit close to home and incited me to look at the Criminal Code provisions governing animal cruelty which is governed under s 445 of the Criminal Code.

445.1

(1) Every one commits an offence who(a) wilfully causes or, being the owner, wilfully permits to be caused unnecessary pain, suffering or injury to an animal or a bird and are kept for a lawful purpose

Although s 445.1(1) is leaps and bounds from the ruling of Ebers v MacEachern where Justice Arsenault held that “If an animal belongs to the class of tame animals, ... he is then clearly a subject of absolute property”, I still believe that Canada has been slow to adapt to changing social views that animals are more than property… they are family, the means of emotional support and for some people, their livelihood.

“Wilfully Causes”: Subjective or Objective?

Under s 429 of the Criminal Code, the term “wilfully causes” found in s 445.1(1)(a) is defined as

429 (1) Every one who causes the occurrence of an event by doing an act or by omitting to do an act that it is his duty to do, knowing that the act or omission will probably cause the occurrence of the event and being reckless whether the event occurs or not, shall be deemed, for the purposes of this Part, wilfully to have caused the occurrence of the event.

Historically, animals have not been afforded proper protection under s 429 because the phrase wilfully causes has been easy to manoeuvre around. This was the case in R v Heynan where the accused escaped criminal charges on the grounds that he didn’t wilfully starve three horses to death (another 21 horses were severely emaciated) because he was unaware that he couldn’t leave his horses without food over the winter and therefore lacked the requisite mens rea for a conviction under s 445.1(1)(a). In the ruling, Justice Preston considered subjective mens rea to be of great importance. Where most reasonable people would know that leaving their horses without food for the winter months would result in their starvation and subsequent deaths, Justice Preston failed to consider this; instead preferring the subjective test which I believe set the mens rea standard for the offence under s. 445.1(1)(a) too high.

“Wilfully Causes”: An Objective Test

Fortunately, the precedent set by R v Heynan in regard to the interpretation of “wilfully causes” has not gained much traction in the Courts (to my knowledge it hasn’t been followed in any other case). Recently, justices across Canada have indicated a preference of applying a more objective test in determining whether the accused has the requisite mens rea for an offence under s 445.1(1)(a). In R v Gerling, the accused was convicted for the mistreatment of 14 dogs under s 445.1(1). In the ruling, Justice Chiasson held that the determination of wilful blindness is an objective test and not a subjective test (at para 21). This rule was also applied in R v Adams where Justice Shriar found the accused guilty because of the objective condition of the animals (overlong toenails, dirty kennels, lack of nourishment, etc.) which the accused wilfully permitted or recklessly failed to see.

The Implications of “Kept For a Lawful Purpose”

While the term “wilfully causes” has been given a slightly fairer interpretation by the Court, I think the real issue with s 445.1(1)(a) is the stipulation that the animal must be kept for a lawful purpose in order for a person to be convicted. In R v Robinson, Justice Donegan restricted what constitutes keeping an animal for a lawful purpose under the Code. In his interpretation of s 445.1(1), Justice Donegan held that only people who wilfully cause pain, suffering or injury to animals that are essentially domesticated can be charged. This is truly concerning because there are a whole class of animals that are effectively not considered- homeless and wild animals.

This is especially pertinent in Winnipeg where we have a high feral cat population and northern Manitoba where the wild/stray dog populations are out of control. In 2016, CBC released an article stating that thousands of dogs were found slaughtered in Northern Manitoba where hundreds upon thousands of dogs run wild. In the article, CBC shed light on the cruel culling of dogs in some northern communities. In some communities, a $25 per tail reward is offered for any dog culled. While I understand that from an ecological perspective, the population needs to be controlled, I believe the mandate that animals “must be kept for a lawful purpose” has resulted in the undervaluing of dogs that are stray or wild. Take for example the case of Polo, an eight month old stray pup who was thrown into a fire pit and suffered burns all over his body.

While I fully understand that dogs like Polo aren’t domesticated or “lawfully kept”, I find it alarming that under s 445.1 this brazen culling which may incite cruelty is allowed without criminal sanctions.

Proceeding Summarily- Not Enough Punishment for Perpetrators of Animal Cruelty!

In my view, criminal proceedings against perpetrators of animal cruelty should be as (or nearly as) severe as against those who act violently towards other humans. Unfortunately, the Courts are wont to proceed summarily (rather than by indictment) against most people convicted under s 445.1(1)(a). Case in point in R v Randell, the accused who shot and killed his dog got off with a mere $1,000 fine. Similarly, in R v Fowlie, the accused was also fined $1,000 in addition to 90 days imprisonment for tying their horse to their truck, accelerating and dragging the poor creature until it could no longer keep up and keeled over.

The issue of lenient punishments handed out to perpetrators of animal cruelty is not only a legal issue, but an issue that transcends all boundaries and affects everyone. In my view, animals are the epitome of innocent. You just have to look into the depths of their eyes to know that they are thinking and feeling sentient beings. Just like some humans, many animals face harsh and deplorable conditions and act violently in stress-inducing situations; yet to rob these creatures of the necessities of life for extended periods of time, to maim them and beat them is no better than to do so to a fellow human being- and that’s a criminal offence. While I understand that my opinion is extreme, we cohabit this land with animals, many of which we derive benefits from, and I honestly believe that for all of these reasons we owe animals some degree of protection from violence and unnecessary cruelty.

Sources

Legislation:

Criminal Code, RSC 1985, c C-46.

Jurisprudence:

Ebers v MacEachern, 1932 3 DLR 415, 4 MPR 333.

R v Fowlie, NBJ No 539, 41 WCB (2d) 257.

R v Gerling, 2016 BCCA 72.

R v Heynan, 1992 AJ No 1181, 18 WCB (2d) 521.

R v Payne, 2018 CarswellNfld 292, 149 WCB (2d) 549.

R v Randell, 1989 AJ No 260, 7 WCB (2d) 163.

R v Robinson, 2014 BCSC 1463.

Secondary Sources:

Erin Brohman “Thousands of dogs frozen, slaughtered on Manitoba First Nations, rescuer says”, CBC (18 January 2016), online: <cbc.ca> [perma.cc/CB4U-MLQX].

Arin Greenwood, “Dog, cruelly thrown into fire pit still wags his tail: ‘He’s a happy guy’”, Today, (18 May 2017), online: <today.com> [perma.cc/KTE3-GX6G].

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these are the fics I read (or reread) and loved this month!

*note: this list encompasses the fics i’ve read from the 1st to the 26th and any fics read after will be included in next month’s fic rec list because i don’t want this to be too long!

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✰ you fold into me like a beating heart by @lil0 / theweightofmywords | 2k

He’s scrolling through his phone as this nervous energy consumes him. He feels like he’s on the edge of something. If he falls, he doesn’t think he’d ever make it back. He catches himself staring at his weather app. It’s sunny where his ex is.

It’s sunny here too.

(this was so lovely and well-written! i’m honestly impressed with how much development and characterization and emotion was packed into less than 2k words! also i don’t want to spoil anything but there’s an element in this fic that finally plays out in the final sentence and i ADORED that! the last few paragraphs in general are just so perfect!)

✰ no one to blame (but the drink) by @femstyles | 3k 

Harry misses Louis. He knows Louis deserves better.

(this was so well-written and heart wrenching! i’m a sucker for fics where so much raw feeling is packed into smaller sizes and this is a perfect example! and exes to lovers, my kryptonite! it has more of an open ending but i loved it the little flicker of hope that it left the reader with!!)

✰ For You I’d Bleed Myself Dry by @allwaswell16​ | 4k

After a public and humiliating breakup, Louis Tomlinson finds himself on his would-be honeymoon with his best friend, Niall. However, this St. Lucian paradise is not all that it seems. Louis may be particularly vulnerable to an unusually handsome predator.

(one of the many vampire harry fics i read this month to get in the mood for writing my own! this one was so addicting and alluring- the air of mystery had me on the edge of my seat the entire time and the ENDING! it was vague and mysterious and PERFECT for the story!!!)

✰ Sugar Cube by @zanniscaramouche | 5k

Louis is fine. He knew this would happen. He knows. The beat up laptop stuffed under his mattress can attest to how much porn he’s watched and hell, he’s been on his knees in a piss stained alley for a few tenners. He’s not some scared blushing virgin.

Except. He kind of is.

(THIS. FIC. i was engrossed from start to finish and i genuinely cannot wait to read the full fic when the blff rolls around. the writing in this was exquisite- it evoked so much imagery and feeling in the reader and gosh, that ENDING! i can’t wait to find out what happens next!)

✰ Click by @allwaswell16 | 5k

When Louis got assigned a roommate, he wasn’t exactly thrilled, but as far as roommates go Marcel was a pretty good one. That was until Marcel started clicking a counter everywhere he went...

(i haven’t read very many marcel fics but i gave this one a shot and loved it! short and sweet and well-written! i loved the aspect of clicking too! it added an extra layer to the story! and of course, one can never go wrong with roommates to lovers!!) 

✰ take me to the stars by @lil0 / theweightofmywords | 6k 

Staring at his darling daughter, in the middle of the pasta aisle, Louis found himself on the edge of a neurotic breakdown.

"It’s your birthday tomorrow! And your papa better not do anything to muck it up! Because your dada worked very hard to organise it! And all of your aunties and grannies and granddads and friends will be there!” Louis continued in a sweet sing-song voice that seemed to get increasingly frantic as he continued. “And if your papa is in rut, then what? What’ll we do, honey girl? Your dada will be too busy! And your papa will be too horn-”

“Louis,” Harry interrupted, touching Louis’ arm. “I’ll be okay. It’s probably not even my rut. I can appreciate you… all of you… even when I’m not in rut.”

Louis looked at him skeptically, imagining the shitshow that would be Harry in rut, surrounded by family and friends, at their child’s first birthday party. “I hope you’re right, H.”

(this fic was so adorable and soft! i had a smile on my face the entire time! i don’t read a lot of fics where h&l are parents that don’t include pre-pregnancy but this sounded so cute that i couldn’t resist and i’m glad i gave it a shot! it’s well-written and lovely just like all other of this writer’s fics!!)

✰ which is sweeter love or its loss by @doncasterkitten / patdkitten | 6k

After he catches his boyfriend cheating on him, Louis runs away from London and answers an ad to housesit an estate in the Yorkshire Moors while the mysterious owner is away. It's easy enough to forget about his problems when confronted with the routine that exists in a former abbey in the moors, when the only people around are a cat and the caretaker.

And then the mysterious owner returns.

(another vampire harry fic! i loved the writing and the atmosphere in this fic which felt so real and developed despite it being a shorter fic! i loved the louis and harry here and the added aspect of louis getting over being cheated on and trying to escape. the story had a very ambiguous/open ending that worked perfectly for the story!) 

✰ shine a light upon your ground by @ashleyjohnsonfanaccount / louizsv | 9k

Louis sighs again and fiddles with the bracelet on his wrist, twisting the charms around and petting the fake diamonds.

“How much for a night?” A deep voice suddenly asks him. The man who approaches him is already pulling out his wallet and flicking through a bundle of bills. Louis, who had been sitting at the bar completely innocent and minding his own business, lets out an offended, strangled sound.

“Excuse me?” He demands, straightening up in his seat. The hem of his dress creeps further up his thigh but he pays it no mind.

(this author’s writing style is always so immersive and evocative and this fic is no exception! i’m honestly floored by how she managed to write this wonderful story in ONE DAY! the smut was hot and although i definitely pictured H as Harry the entire time, i loved the aspect of mystery in his identity and that the reader could choose to imagine him as whoever they wanted!)

✰ kiss me in your chevrolet by @lougendarey / cinnamons | 12k 

"Yes, Lou?" Harry asked, rubbing his tired eyes. A gust of wind came through the open windows, sending chills down Harry's arms as a light rain began falling outside. He closed his eyes again and let his head fall back to the couch arm rest.

"Can we go there?" Louis asked, probably pointing somewhere. Harry opened his eyes and felt his heart jump in his chest, a magazine page a couple of inches away from his face. Startled, Harry closed his eyes and breathed heavily, trying to collect himself.

Harry blinked a few times to focus his eyes on the page Louis still held in front of his nose. "You want to go to the Grand Canyon?" He furrowed his eyebrows, tilting his head to the left to look at Louis' face.

(i love roadtrip aus and this one was so cute and lovely! the * troubles - don’t want to spoil - added another layer of depth to the story and i really enjoyed that too! their relationship was so cute and i loved how supportive and lovely harry was to louis in this fic when he needed it :’) also the ENDING!! i’m a sucker for endings like that - again, don’t want to spoil - and this one was so cute, i had a giant smile on my face!!! remember to read tags!)

✰ A Vivid and Wistful Memory by @lwtisloved / MyEnglishRose | 13k 

In which they are neighbours stuck at home and they happen to start talking through a wall with a piano, a violin, and a flute. They end up writing the soundtrack of their own love story.

(this was so adorable!!! i’ve been craving some more quarantine fics and this one delivered so well! i loved the aspect of violin and flute playing, writing songs together, the neighbors to friends to lovers, and of course i loved louis’ cat, Snowball <3 such a lovely story and so so heartwarming! highly recommend!)

✰ until this blood runs cold by @soldouthaz | 14k

In a town as small as Louis’, everybody knows everybody and gossip spreads faster than the wildfires that rage on just outside their backdoors in the sweltering heat of summer. When something happens here everyone knows about it within seconds. Neighbors call neighbors and notes are left on doorsteps, old telephone lines ringing until there isn’t a single person who is left in the unknown.

So it’s definitely hot gossip when a vampire moves in across the street from him, the very same one who’s just become Louis’ boss.

(amazing, perfect, wonderful as always! sarah’s writing is like a breath of fresh air and this story was truly incredible! i loved the atmosphere and the uniqueness of louis and harry’s jobs - never read anything like it, that’s for sure - and i’m just a sucker for vampire harry in general but sarah’s is perfect <333)

note: this fic is part of a series of vampire fics/drabbles (all of which are completely separate!) titled love bites which sarah and i are doing together so check it out!!!)

✰ UN(RE)SOLVED by @daddyharrie | 21k 

The ghoul boys are back, but this time around there are some unresolved feelings involved. Harry is a skeptic, Louis is not. Watch them go on their ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?

Or, BuzzFeed Unsolved AU.

(i actually re-read this last month and forgot to talk about it - a TRAGEDY, I’M SORRY - but this is pretty much one of my favorite fics of this year and of all time, hands down. it’s not even that i’m a buzzfeed unsolved fan- this fic is just so??? good??? i’ve read it over five times and i never get tired of this version of harry and louis or the story or the humor. also jealous harry >>>) 

✰ your eyes of blue, your kisses too by @loubellies | 22k

When they get out onto the streets away from the crowds Niall turns to walk backwards, “So did you get any leads?”

“Well- uh.”

Niall shakes his head, “Too busy kissing that pretty boy onstage, I see. Gonna blow the whole case for a piece of ass?”

or the murder in the alleyway.

(so good!!! mar has really outdone herself with this one! historical au + mystery + detective harry is pretty much a recipe to win me over and this took all of those things and combined them perfectly! it’s fast paced and atmospheric - love the 1920s setting for this fic - and engrossing! and the smut was hot hot HOT!)

✰ Quiet People Have the Loudest Minds by @2tiedships2 | 38k 

Louis is a nonverbal omega who has accepted the fact that he will never find an alpha that will treat him as an equal. On the other hand, he’s never met anyone like Harry.

(this was so amazing and so heartwarming! i loved the relationship between louis and harry here and especially how supportive and wonderful harry was with louis and trying to learn how to communicate with him :’) reading this fic was so comforting, i can’t explain it. i just read it in one sitting while laying in bed and i had the dopiest smile on my face at some parts. i don’t normally read fics with no smut but this one was so worth it)

✰ Lidocaine and Palm Trees. by @daddyharrie​ | 45k

Heat, fake tans and lots of traffic.

Harry never expected to earn his living this way when he moved to LA.

Louis didn't think he could ever be the same after his divorce.

A lighthearted story about two guys trying to find themselves in the vibrant, sprawling city of Los Angeles, with a side of technical porn industry stuff.

(i’ve already recced this fic on here a few months back but it’s recently been finished so i will be screaming about it again. another favorite of this year and favorite of all time. i’ve reread this fic over and over since it’s finished and i never get tired of it. i love these characters and this storyline (which is so unique and refreshing, honestly) so much. the setting also makes me feel nostalgic in the best way)

✰ Since I’ve Found You by @all-these-larrythings / Rearviewdreamer | 74k

Louis woke up on the morning he was meant to volunteer at the Feed the Homeless program at St. Mary's church hoping for an opportunity to give back a little to a city that has given him everything he could ever want. Little did he know, there was one more great thing waiting there for him; a boy with radiant green eyes in a weathered jacket and a beat-up backpack slung over his shoulders.

(THIS. FIC. it was so cute and amazing! i don’t get the chance to read a lot of longer fics as much as i want to but i somehow read this in one afternoon because i couldn’t put it down. it was so heartwarming and i loved the progression of their relationship and louis was so lovely and so was harry and ugh, it was so good! the ending made me emotional too <3)

If you read any of these beautiful works of art, remember to leave kudos and comment to show your appreciation!

*if i made any errors, please let me know :)

enjoy!

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