#it's what jim deserves

[trek-tracks]

Do you ever think about how Kirk had a "best friend" on the ship before Bones in Gary Mitchell, a man who:

a) deviously manipulates him into heartbreak for Mitchell's benefit,

b) shames him for not being "fun" enough when he's in a position of power,

c) openly insults intelligent and powerful women,

d) treats everyone cruelly as soon as he gets power and tries to seize everything for himself,

e) finds it fascinating that he can stop a person's heart for fun, and

f) tries to murder Kirk instead of admitting that he's a danger to the universe,

and then chooses to replace him with Bones, a man who:

a) tries to save Kirk from heartbreak at every opportunity,

b) gets him to smile and relax by being genuinely interested in how he's doing and telling him that he's great and respected just as he is,

c) openly toasts intelligent and powerful women,

d) treats everyone kindly as soon as he gets power and tries to use it to help as many people as he can,

e) cries about how people suffered when medical treatments were less advanced, and

f) says, "Jim, I can't destroy life, even if it's to save my own. I can't."

because I do

#star trek #star trek tos #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mckirk #gary mitchell #where no man has gone before #the empath #the ultimate computer #is there in truth no beauty? #for the world is hollow and i have touched the sky #city on the edge of forever #bones mccoy #that's growth baybee #it's what jim deserves #i think jim should maybe appreciate the difference a little more but that's just me #your local bones defender #prairiedawn has a great fic on ao3 about what would have happened if bones had gotten gary's powers instead #spoiler: he doesn't turn into a megalomaniac because he was never capable of it #day 2 of covid ughhh save me

[werewolf-transgenderism]

what is the point of boyfriend if not stealing big sweater

#it’s what they deserve. cozy time for jim #ofmd #our flag means death #my art

[orphisthedragon]

Billy: Hop, can I see my boyfriends?

Hopper: No.

Billy: Why?

Hopper: Chores before whores

Billy: Hop-

Hopper: Dishes before bitches

Billy: What the hell-

Hopper: Cutting grass before getting ass

#billy hargrove #jim hopper #harringroveson #harringrove #mungrove #Hopper adopts Billy #Hopper being the father figure that Billy deserves #don't ask me what this is #Billy just wants to spend time with his boyfriends #3 inch rule is there baby #incorrect quotes stranger things

[avirxy]

sloppy sketches from my fic

#and happy troll Jim because it’s what he deserves #also it’s the way Claire getting the shard would have made a lot more sense narrative wise #because they never again brought up the literal guilt and trauma that would have caused Jim?? #but I guess the point was to turn him human and kick that plot point right out the door afterwards #trollhunters #tales of arcadia #toa #jim lake jr #claire nuñez #toby domzalski #troll!jim #jlaire #wizards #my art #au #tulips of time

[harringroveera]

A day in the Hopper-Byers-Hargrove family

#billy hargrove #joyce always being on billy’s side is real #the screencaps are shits and u can see murray’s bald head and the colors arent right but u know what fuck it #au where jim & joyce adopt billy #joyce byers #jim hopper #eleven hopper #will byers #harringrove #harringroveera #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #billy antis dni #the hopper byers hargrove residence #jopper #jane el hopper #el hopper #billy hargrove meme #billy hargrove text post #billy hargrove deserved better #billy & joyce #billy hargrove edit #billy hargrove textpost

[bougiebutchbinch]

this morning we are plagued by thoughts of free-use Izzy, of the flavour where the Trauma Crew are all supremely stressed during the Kraken era, and Izzy started off as being an absolute fucking monster in the aftermath of The First Toe.

Jim, still spitting furious over the marooning of the rest of the crew and the loss of Oluwande, eventually snapped. They tried to go for Ed, but Izzy got in the way. So, Jim got in a huge bloody fight with Izzy that wound up with Izzy pinned beneath them, panting and bucking for leverage with his legs wrapped around Jim's waist but unable to roll them. They leant in to hiss threats in his ear, Izzy accidentally whimpered and went limp, and things... escalated from there.

(Adults only under the cut!)

Anyway, that first time was rough and brutal and more about Jim being angry than anything else (as much as Izzy thoroughly enjoyed it). But the nasty, humiliating shit they did to him earns the whole crew a reprieve from Izzy's nitpicking and yelling at least (though they're all still fucking terrified of Blackbeard, who has gone batshit, and even though he's taking out most of it on Izzy, still isn't afraid to let any crewmate who interferes become collateral).

At first, Jim was ever-so-slightly guilty, thinking they took things to far. But Izzy's kinda... not flinching away from them, or anything. Not like he does from Ed (though he tries so very fucking hard to hide it). He seems dazy and happy and calm, and actually runs the ship well in Blackbeard's absence. But it only lasts a few hours before Izzy gets called to Blackbeard's cabin and comes out worried and tight-faced and with bruises around his throat that Jim didn't put there, and immediately starts screaming himself hoarse at the crew again.

Jim hums. Considers the evidence. Then gathers the rest of the Trauma crew for a little confab...

Which is to say: the Trauma crew figure out that nothing calms Izzy down more than having his choices (consensually) stripped away and roughfucked for a bit, followed by lots of aftercare to make the effect last. Man has a hard reset button and it is up his ass/cunt. And the trauma crew all just swap nods like. Yeah, we can work with this.

Anyway, the Revenge crew gets back together, Ed stops blatantly abusing Izzy and the rest of them, and everything's sunshine and daisies. Until the first time Izzy snaps at Lucius or Pete or whoever.

Next moment, Frenchie and Jim are there, grabbing Izzy and shoving him face-first over a barrel and wrestling down his trousers while Lucius is frozen like. What is happening?? What the fuck is happening right now?????

(Izzy does freak out and safeword because these 18th century dolts have minimal BDSM knowledge, and never thought to establish new boundaries when they met up with the other crew. But after a lot of profuse apologies from Frenchie and Jim, Lucius (slapping a hand over Pete's mouth to keep him from saying whatever unthought-through-thing was about to come out) is like 'OH WE'D BE VERY OKAY WITH WATCHING. WOULDN'T THINK LESS OF YOU AT ALL. VERY HARD KINK POSITIVE, WE ARE', all while Pete's nodding enthusiastically. Izzy looks a tiny bit nervous, but he's been getting on with Lucius way better after the shark thing and the Calypso singalong, so he straightens up, raises his chin, glares at Jim and Frenchie, and snaps 'get back to it then')

(and THAT'S how he becomes the unicorn of the entire crew polycule sfhgldfksds. Just one more ship's duty. You swab the decks, you reef the sails, you scruff the first mate and fuck him when he gets mad.)

#ofmd jim #ofmd izzy #izzy hands #ofmd frenchie #our flag means death #ofmd fanfic #ofmd ficlet #ofmd lucius #ofmd black pete #ofmd blackbeard #IT'S WHAT WE DESERVE!!! IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES!!!

[mossiestpiglet]

Jim (covered in Izzy’s blood and holding his leg which they amputated) shaming Ed for hurting his own friend is actually something that can be so personal

#ofmd s2e2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #I’m very glad that jim got to hurt ed they deserved that catharsis for what he’s put them specifically through #jim should also stab him tho #edward teach #izzy hands #jim jimenez #ecdysing

[frooogscream]

Post S2 head-canon: Jim is not gonna let Ed keep Izzy

he took away enough from him and Jim won’t let him make Izzy’s death a tragic side note in his and Stedes story. Izzy deserved better, he deserved his own ending, he deserved to be buried at sea to at least in some way stay with his crew, with his found family forever. So at night they row back to the cabin and start digging up the grave.

A few minutes later we hear them shout “¡Madre de Dios! Which of you estúpidos forgot to check for a pulse!!!”

(Jim of ofc adopting Izzy into their polycule,like“Finders, keepers”)😌

#ofmd #ofmd headcanon #ofmd izzy #ofmd jim #izzy deserved better #our flag means death #izzy hands #Ed never found out why Izzy’s grave was empty but it’s gonna haunt him for the rest of his life #This is what happened and no one can convince me otherwise #Izzy x jim #ofmd s2 spoilers

[ellewritesandrants]

Steve: Hey Jonathan, have you seen Billy? We’re supposed to be going out on a date.

Jonathan: Nope. El and Max dragged him off to the mall to go shopping.

Steve: Why? They just went last week.

Jonathan: They dragged him with them so he won’t go on a date with you.

Steve: What?

Jonathan: Don’t you know? Dad’s been paying the girls and Will to keep Billy busy and away from you.

Steve: Why would Hopper do that?

Jonathan: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because he caught you two making out near the Quarry two weeks ago?

Steve: Well, where else were we supposed to do it?

Jonathan: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe in your house instead of in Billy’s car like absolute lunatics.

Steve: But Billy loves it!

Jonathan: I don’t need you to tell me that kind of shit about my little brother. Keep the details of your relationship to yourself.

Steve: Can you at least tell Billy I came by?

Jonathan: I can’t do that.

Steve: Why not?

Jonathan: Dad also pays me to keep the partners away from all of the kids.

#billy hargrove #harringrove #billy hargrove au #billy deserved better #billy hargrove deserved better #steve harrington #elle rants and writes #billy x steve #billy and max #billy and el #billy and jonathan #jonathan and steve #You can’t tell me that Jim wouldn’t bribe his kids to keep the other’s partners away #this way he doesn’t have to worry #he gets his piece of mind for a while #at least until the kids realize what he’s been up to and they turn on him

[missingexaltation]

"Steve stays with Eddie at the hospital" this and "Dustin stays with Eddie at the hospital" that.

Where's my "Wayne stays at the hospital with Eddie, and gets inducted into the upside down shenanigans when the other adults hear the news while comforting their kids" fic?

Hopper isn't Eddie's biggest fan because of the drugs thing. The kid's a fucking nightmare to get through to, but Wayne's a good man, a vet, and he deserves to know the truth as to why his nephew is in the hospital. On top of that, he squares things with Wayne's job to make sure he's not fired for absence, and takes the time to explain the past few years of hell in Hawkins to him. The more they talk, the more Hopper realises what they've been through, and how much bad luck and prejudice has forced them into near poverty.

Joyce stops by with Murray, and between them they manage to get the Munsons the same governmental protection and compensation that they have bargained for. There won't be any fees for Eddie's hospital stay, their old debts are wiped, and they get a new home (a house!) to replace the one they lost. The government agents are good, but Joyce is better, and Murray is terrifying.

Claudia Henderson stops by with meals, treats and books, often bringing her son with her. Eddie saved her boy's life, she says, and she'll do whatever she can do repay them both. She's the one who gets Eddie his diploma, getting him graduated on a technicality, and Wayne cries when he finds out. She's sweet and unrelenting, and a wonderful, wonderful lady. (Wayne won't admit it, but he's very much tongue-tied and brain-soupy when she's around.)

It takes a few weeks for Eddie to wake up, and a few months before he can leave the hospital. In that time Wayne realises that he has a new network of people he can rely on. For the first time in years he's out of debt, has enough cash to spoil his nephew like he deserves, and an actual house for a home, instead of that fucking trailer.

Hell, he even has a garden big enough for growing vegetables now, and that's something he's dreamed of for years. And a porch to sit on in the evenings with whoever stops by (or Eddie, who seems to be enjoying the peace and quiet for once).

#wayne munson #Wayne deserved so much fucking better...sorry not sorry #jim hopper #chief hopper #eddie munson #joyce byers #murray stranger things #claudia henderson #whatever ship Claudia x Wayne is please and thanks...they'd be so good together #i get that the kids and teens would be very concerned...but one word from Jonathan/El/Dustin would spur their parents into action #everyone what comes and goes...but Wayne is the stability in Eddie's life and that's not gonna change #stranger things headcanons #stranger things fic ideas #stranger things season 4

[josephquinncurl]

Jim Hopper wouldn't have let hawkins witch hunt Eddie. My boy Hopper would have shut them all down the second they started to blame Eddie, tell them they were crazy and would have made sure he was safe with the rest of his kids. There were just too many different ways Eddie could have lived and made it a better story.

#eddie munson #stranger things eddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #jim hopper #david harbour #joseph quinn #i have a beef with the whole town of hawkins #Hawkins #He would have specially tell Jason to stfu about the whole devils cult bs #Joyce would have also helped Eddie #He deserved to see more people believed in him #And that he wasn't alone #He didn't even know his uncle was on his side #Souch wasted potential #Just for what?? Casue the duffers didn't want to kill a main character

[worfianism]

Listen whoever decided to pair up La'an and an alternate version of Jim Kirk in a romcom style classic time travel episode actually galaxy brained. Freaking great episode.

#snw #star trek #listen i feel nervous about saying this because spirk is so popular (as it should be i too am a spirk girlie in some ways) #but damn christina chong and paul wesley had CHEMISTRY man #and la'an deserves good things and it was just so sad all of it was so sad #i hope her and jim end up as friends eventually in the proper timeline #also just what a great la'an episode #i love the la'an episodes on snw (including the gorn centric ones i know people dont like the snw gorn but i havent seen them on tos yet so #im not particularly attached to them so i just really love the la'an episodes) #and christina chong was so good man!!! #this maybe my fav snw episode to date #its competing with spock amok i think #v makes a post #i dont know why im putting my full thoughts in the tags but i guess i am #the inclusion of jim i will say is a little random unless this will be brought back in some way but the pairing was genuinely great that i #will ignore that it jim's inclusion was basically just to say that jim featured in this snw episode #also this is a huge day for james kirk girlies of which i am one

[owtenen]

okay but now that joel and jimmy have like the way lowest times if jimmy’s cursed first permadeath is WITH joel doing stupid shit…. i would be happy. then falling off some building together and permadying first at the same time would be so poetic and i would write about it forever

#life series #limited life #life series 4 #jimmy solidarity #trafficblr #smallishbeans #i just think they’re cute #and a little silly #and they deserve to die together #cause bad boys call each other babe #and i think it could be very poetic #for joel and jim to permadie together #cause they died together on their first death too #jimmy can’t escape the narrative but what if joel got sucked in too

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

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#Ian Gillan #Jimmy Page #Deep Purple #Led Zeppelin #WHAT have I done #High quality content #It's so unique #Deserves to have a whole post #Putting them into the bodies of Jim & Pam

[deepdowninshipperhell]

I think we should write more Star Trek fics with high fantasy AU Elements, and if only because the image of a long-haired Spock on an elegant, black dragon absolutely Slaps

#it’s what he deserves #Jim would also definitely be super turned on by Spock competently completing air manoeuvres but that is something different #also Spock logically bitching and his dragon scathingly backing him up with: I could eat them #is a mental image I adore #star trek tos #star trek #s’chn t’gai spock

[itsbinghebitch]

PSA for those calling jimwengaipa a "love triangle"

#jim deserves a lot of love alright??? #what's better than one twenty something y/o twink except TWO_OF_THEM.jpg??? #moonlight chicken #bl.txt