#its a machine idk

[ellies-enrichment]

You make the best text posts, please never stop. They never fail to make me giggle

plenty more on the way 💚💚💚

#every ask like this for any type of post i make auto generates like 40 more #its a machine idk #you put a coin in (nice ask) and you receive a mystery tattoo (40 text post memes) #bearrycool #asks #obsessed w/ your username btw i see it and your icon in my activity and it reminds me #of that bear that stole someones phone a few years ago

[lyss-butterscotch]

V1 finds a weird looking dog in hell

#idk man what if there were teacup earthmovers #tiny shiba sized war machines #that can railcannon you #yeah consider this thing hissing and yeeting its thor lightning at anything that moves #and v1 has to +chargeback to deflect the shot #i see anything remotely animal like and im just #its just a lil guy #ultrakill #ultrakill spoilers #v1 #ultrakill v1 #v1 ultrakill #earthmover #earthmover ultrakill #krita #my art #lyss art

[toytulini]

okay

#toy txt post #toy poll post #polls #flowers #i dont think i have ever beem able to smell specific flower scents but i think i just never noticed it? #but i Definitely noticed it when i was posting pictures of the lemon tree blossoms and ppl were like 'ohhh those must smell amazing!' #and i was like. idk they smell like flowers to me. #and other ppl were like ohhh they smell like. a little hint of lemon essential oil and so sweet and light and nice and i was like #sniffs again. yeah not getting all that bud. but i let everyone have fun imagining that in the comments #but idk they all just kinda smell to me like. i would describe it as a pollen scent? #it gives pollen vibes #and like i can smell Plenty Of Other Things like i feel like im very susceptible to noticing the smell of this sat in the washing machine #too long. etc. and its not from the One Time i caught covid either. cos it was before that #seems largely fine but you know how we aroaces like to make posts like man i thought yall were just exaggerating about this for yrssss #thats how im feeling about the flower smell i think. are yall really smelling differences or is this some wine tasting placebo shit

[slavhew]

white boy ... kill

clean ver idk

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home24uck #dirk strider #admin draws #fanart #idk i put on machine girl and gorillaz and let my hand lead #really quick and hot off the presses for once #still regaining my bearings! its been a hot minute

[deyisacherry]

AYO i'm joining the "kick soleil's 4ss" club

GO MISUTAMUUN!!!

@venomous-qwille hi hope u like this silly thing *runs*

#spoiler?: #idk #it's in the fic #i dont know what qwille is planning LMAO #the boys are finally able to leave the house #its snowing #and misuta took the chance to get revenge #i love this silly boys #ghost in the machine #gitm au #misuta moon #soleil #ghost in the machine au #daycare attendant fnaf #fnaf security breach #daycare attendant #daycare attendants au #fnaf security breach au

[dovewingkinnie]

character from a game gets a crush on a guy who plays her game from time to time after work

#try not to make a story with Some Guy in it challenge #(impossible) #its my favorite genre!!! #let me live!! #its the william afton effect #maybe i'll spice it up and make him a little fucked up too #its always the characters with glasses that cover their eyes im telling you #oc #oc art #shes just like the song cabinet man #i think she came from an arcade machine #idk yet

[moonshynecybin]

every time vale gets asked a question about marc he follows this formula

one sentence that is very neutral about marc + change the subject and talk about one of the academy riders

the exceptions to this doctrine are his dramatic shakespearean betrayal monologues where he says INSANE gay shit like “he had to kill the idea of me” with his CHEST. like truly that milquetoast stuff is what he’ll say to REPORTERS, you get that mf on a podcast and suddenly he’s charles dickens level verbose. getting paid in words a minute. slanders per second. deranged delusions per hour.

me when i am so sososo so divorced. most divorced man maybe ever

#ALSO: love when marc encounters vale drama and shuts down it must be said. my girl goes nonverbal. my girl refuses to comment #truly. outside of the mm93 media machine he clams up… idk theyve both been burned by media... but ALSO #baby its PR 101 to not get yourself in a situation where someone can ask you a hashtag controversial follow up question #callie speaks #asks #rosquez #motogp

[carpetbug]

more Duvet brain rot! Gotta have a lie at the ready when you time travel to take care of your literal inner child 🐇

and a bonus

#carpetbug art #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous fanart #bunny!chloe #chloe bourgeois #chloe #duvet #duvet: what I do in my burrow is my business and no one elses #ladybug: ITS A LITERAL FUCKING TIME MACHINE WHY WOULD THAT NOT BE OUR BUSINESS #you can really see i gave up on the last two panels <3 i love and hate drawing this shit is both awesome and so dumb at the same time #anyways baby chloe is hard to draw and so is crying WHEN ITS ALL SIMPLE AND TINY #ignore me i just make myself do things the hardest possible way every time #i know the burrow is the same for all rabbit holders but idk. Duvets burrow is all disorganized and chaotic to me

[otpadsis]

damn he really wants to know

#devil venerable also wants to know #wenren e #yin hanjiang #<- i hate his stupid official art bangs #baili qingmiao #its supposed to be go board but idk if it looks so... #im little more than half in and i really enjoy this novel its really silly #but reading is bit tiring cause russian ver is just machine translation of eng ver #art

[glassydiatom]

Some doodles b4 bed!!

#myart #fanart #ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill v1 #v1 #earthmover #ultrakill earthmover #ultrakill spoilers #maybe??? it's been a while since the release so idk #anyways love drawing these guys. ive yet to practice drawing machines but i really want to #mainly bc of some ocs I've been brainstorming but it's hard . furthest i got was a horn looking thing but then i hated its design wahh #o well if you made it this far into my ramble uhhhh hullo :]

[toooliix]

hey bitches who like symbolism what if i told you mischa isnt in the ballad of jane doe choreo

#liix rambles #rtc #ride the cyclone #the ballad of jane doe #mischa bachinski #hi its me im bitches #what the fuck is mischa doing and WHERE the fuck is he during tbjd? #i know realistically mischa/gus is probably helping out with manning the flying machine plus symmetry with the choreo itself but like #what about an in universe reason?? #is he still under karnaks control during it??? idk its just fun to think abt #(note: this is only abt the 2016 off broadway ver bc thats what i always talk abt and that's what i know best)

[bamsara]

I got some sticker envalopes send-backs today (aka postal service couldnt deliver them to kofi/patreons for some reasons) and I would like to know why an envalope that was being delivered to someplace an hour from me, took 3 weeks to get back to me after not being delivered :D

No blame on postal workers who are understaffed and busy rn but like, oh man

#at this rate I think I might pause December Patreon stuff in the future until USPS lightens up #I know that the postal service is having issues and I don't want to blame the workers since because staff and machine issues #but man #December will be rough since its holidays but I have savings I can use inbetween bills and christmas stuff so #I know mailing gets more difficult in the holiday season and Idk if me or pats/kofis want to deal with it a bit sldkghlsd #sticker stuff #patreon stuff #sara shush

[beannary]

little doodle of Mikey looking at some normal box turtles :)

#my art #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #2018 tmnt #tmnt 2k18 #2k18 tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #a little baby looking at two little babies #also idk what is supposed to go in a turtle tank besides a soft serve ice cream machine with a sprinkles canon so thats why its empty

[a-mongooose]

okay i pull up (at a reasonable hour) hope you enjoy my absolutely garbage (god tier) shitposting. ! there will probably be more    ! :) also im so sorry that Lord and Savior Wally Franks isnt in this post, i promise im drawing stuff for him . Hes the best one, after all.  in the meantime, though, enjoy my silly designs of the characters! yipee!!! 

#bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #batim #batim boris #joey batim #allison batim #sammy lawrence #YALL. #THE LAST POST GOT 1K NOTES????? THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT IS UNREAL?????????? #SERIOUSLY MEANS SO MUCH AGH #<333333333333333333333333333333 #GUH!!!1 okay #i said id do some of the JDS crew designs so here they are...in shitpost form #:p #because its what i do best #they were a lot funnier in my head tbh #maybe theyre still funny idk i just work here #ill try to prevent the tags from going off the deep end this time <3 just 4 u

[smiggles]

Sorry to bitch but I have a huge pet peeve with people thinking tumblr is a "bad site" because when they switch from twitter to here they get "no traction" on their art

and its like. yeah DUH you just switched to a new platform. Do you expect to get 1k notes on all your stuff overnight? Do you NEED 1k notes? If art isnt your job why does it matter so much. IMO tumblr is so nice because your audience truly engages with you instead of silently hitting a like/retweet button. They comment here. They tag. They send you asks telling you how much they liked that piece or what you do Additionally I believe that, even if you posted here a long time and get no following, sometimes its just. Luck. And thats what it is on twitter too. Ive seen AMAAAAZING artists with only 100 followers and 2 consistent likes on their work despite posting constantly just because luck was not on their side. idk man. thats me being cranky

#personal #long post #negative #like idk maaaannn #i get so happy when i even get 10 notes here its like #you guys!! hiii!!! < 33 #and i feel so connected with people here #i was miserable on twitter #despite being a “big artist” #it was just hollow and desolate #and it made me feel like a machine #with no personality #or ability to be myself #other than to pump out art #it was nasty

[seal-berry]

really love that the new scott pilgrim revises the end of the comic (scott finished his Emotional Arc and is Ready to Face the Future!) with tearing it down. He did grow, he grew enough to get through about 13 years of marriage before hitting divorce and old bad habits. In takes off scott gets to see this version of himself, and he also gets to be forcibly sidelined and take a backseat to the backgrounders he could barely bring himself to give a fuck about the first time around. And by NOT doing the regimented adventure, he grows more than the original. Takes off says that what scott really needed, in addition to the self respect that he gained from doing his big cool Protagonist arc, is to get some distance, see his own worst qualities from the outside while simultaneously seeing others' bests that he wasn't able to before.

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #i think this is why a lot of reddit chuds are mad tbh like they arent articulating this but i think they can smell it #and they dont like the implication that scotts arc in the original was in any way incomplete #a lot of people seem to be taking some things about the new show real personal #then again it might just literally be that they hate the main dude being sidelined in favor of the wahmen #the precise inner machinations of reddit chuds can be somewhat opaque #idk im glad the original didnt get animated tbh because like its good but im not sure how well its pacing would translate