#its mostly tord

[tuxalfredo]

Big Dick is back in town again cus they decided to take another break. Not necessarily feeling better ofc but they're ready to post more.

Big Dicks artstyle also changed a lot while he was gone. Hooray.

🥓 new Tord design 🥓

and here's some lazy asf shitposts i gave up on

#inconsistent art style moment #i have a lot of wips and not a lot of finished stuff so uhh lazy stuff is all i can give for now sry-- #eddsworld #eddsworld tord #its mostly tord #soso sorry but hes been permanently catboyified #left out tords shoes cus I fucking hate drawing shoes #also trans tord so real so true so canon 🏳️‍⚧️🥓 #my art #eddsworld tom #eddsworld edd #eddsworld fanart #doodles #sketches #hc redesign

[mikeyp16]

I've gotten into these silly dudes again and drawing them in this au is so much fun lol

I've decided to actually do that master post with a lot of designs I mentioned like two posts ago, but it's a few too many to put in one post so I'll do it in parts,

Starting with the Main crew as their designs did change slightly and I've improved (Tom and tords are composed the same cuz I do like the shadow to hint at their demon forms)

Their monster types haven't changed one bit but for any new peeps:

Edd: Faun/Avian Hybrid, Its his world so he is allowed to be a funky dude.

Tom and Tord: Both of them are Demons of different types, Tom is a one-eyed Goat formed demon and Tom is a six-eyed Sheep formed Demon. (I thought it would be funny and that it played into their "Rivalry" sometimes shown in canon lol)

Matt: Vampire/Bat shifter, I actually Included his Bat form this time :]

This is post 1/3

#eddsworld #eddsworld au #ew monster au #eddsworld tord #eddsworld tom #eddsworld matt #ew #ew tom #ew tord #ew edd #ew matt #my art stuff #eddsworld monster au #monster au #art #artists on tumblr #I have lore for them but i dunno if I'll share much of it #Its mostly for fun ngl

[c0la-queen]

I absolutely LOVE your writing, it's so nice to see eddsworld content especially this good <33 can I request Tord with a very shy partner? No pressure ofc, take your time!

Thank you!!! My neurons were absolutely firing with this piece, for realsies. It may not be exaactly what you envisioned? And I was trying not to make the Reader be the stereotypical "uwu im so shy sowwy" kind of shy? You know what I mean? Either way, I hope you enjoy, and if its not quite what you wanted, PLEASE feel free to send me an inbox message letting me know !!!

Run, Rabbit, Run. | Tord x Shy! Reader

Warnings: Mostly Tord's POV, not the fluffiest? it has a happy ending, but Tord is naturally a kind of fucked-up person.

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Tord had a problem.

He doesn't have problems often, and certainly not problems he can't solve.

It wasn't every day that he wanted to be around someone - craved it. He acted like he only tolerated his roommates, kept the truth locked away under thick layers of steel.

But you. He sought you out, needed you like it ached. Your presence.

You, however, ran from him. Every time. Fled like a rabbit that had caught a glimpse of the stalking wolf. Scurried back to your burrow, safe and protected by densely packed earth. Where he could not reach you. It grinded at his patience, made him clench his jaw hard enough to crack a tooth. He walked into a room, you found an excuse to walk out. It was a constant among the chaos and unpredictability of their house.

The one thing that he needed like a dying man, and he couldn't have it. You wouldn't give it to him.

A problem.

He was going to fix this problem, if it meant the death of him.

And who was he but a stubborn man?

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His opportunity came during a lazy Sunday afternoon.

The other three were all out, running errands and such. You were still home. Doing laundry, from the sound of it. He wasn't surprised, you liked to use Sunday as the day to do your household chores, reset for the coming week - not that he had been paying attention to your habits. No. Just coincidence.

From the garage, he could hear you. The wall that his workbench sat against was one that was shared with the laundry room, so it wasn't difficult. If he sat still, focused enough, he could practically imagine it. You, in your crop t-shirt and little sleep shorts that you always wore when you did laundry. Hair pushed out of your face. Dancing along to the music that he could hear playing from your phone - doing those silly, awkward dance moves that you did when you thought nobody was looking.

He wanted to be there. It was selfish, he knew. But that little undamaged piece of him sitting in his chest longed to join you. Insert himself into the little life that you had carved out for yourself in their house. Slot his own being so nicely beside your peace and quiet. You were so… unlike him. You were soft, sweet. Like the skolebrød of his childhood. You were vanilla and sugar. Unmarred by anything horrible in the world. That self-centered part of him wanted to take. To clamp his jaws down around your hind legs and sink his teeth in when you tried to escape.

Tord was moving before he even realized it.

You had moved out of the laundry room. Your music faded as you walked further into the house. If he remembered correctly (That phrase tasted bittersweet on his tongue. As much as he craved you, he didn't want to admit how actively he was chasing you. A wolf that resented the rabbit.) you would set about doing the dishes after depositing your empty laundry basket in your bedroom.

His mouth was dry. So he moved to the kitchen. To get water. (That's what he would tell you. That's what he would tell anybody who asked.)

The switch from the garage to the house was always jarring to the senses. The garage was cold, unprotected from the autumn chill. But the house was warm. Welcoming. Safe. (You were inside.) It was like sitting under a hot shower after catching hypothermia.

He stopped in the doorway.

There you were. In the kitchen. Dishwasher open. Your smartwatch was discarded on the kitchen table alongside your phone and water bottle. Music was still playing from the device's speakers. You were, just as he guessed, wearing your crop tee and shorts. (The collar was hanging low on one of your shoulders, bearing the skin to his vision. His hands itched.) You hadn't noticed him yet. Little rabbit unaware of the danger that lurks in the forest underbrush.

It was something beautiful watching you in your own little world. In public, you were so small. Reserved. Put a cork on your personality so that nobody could truly see who you were. To you, it felt like security. If nobody had access to your identity, then nobody could take it away. Nobody could judge you. Even home, with the boys, you were less than yourself. Not to the same degree, but still limited. They didn't take offense to it, they knew it wasn't you distrusting them. It's just how you were. But here, when you thought you were alone? The cork was removed and he loved to watch the bottle overflow.

You spun on your heel and nearly dropped the bowls in your hand from how hard you flinched at the sight of him. He could see the way that you drew in to yourself, made yourself smaller.

"Oh, um, hey. Tord. I didn't… realize you were home."

There was something tight in his chest at the way you looked so nervous. You shifted in your spot, looked anywhere but at him. He wanted you to look at him.

"I am."

You only answered with a soft 'oh' before turning back to the dishwasher. He remained still, watching. Clearly, you were looking for a way out, a chance to flee. Something he wasn't going to let happen.

"I should probably-"

"You keep avoiding me."

Your head shot up, looking up at him with wide, pretty eyes. He dug his fingernails into his palms.

"What? No, no I haven't- I haven't been-"

"Do not lie to me."

It was cruel, yes, but it gave him the desired effect. You clammed up immediately. Shoulders slumped. Gave him just a little inch, but that was all he needed to take a mile. He stepped closer. You stepped back.

A snarling, drooling, hungry wolf, closing in on its prey.

Your back hit the counter. He stepped forward again.

A trembling little rabbit, cornered with nowhere to go.

He stopped a foot away from you.

"I have tolerated this for months. For months I have watched you run from the sight of me alone. As if the very idea of being in the same room as me is too much for you to bear. Do you even have any idea what you do to me? Do you know how it kills me?"

He could feel the way that you tensed up. A spike of anger stuck into his chest, burning hot. You weren't looking at him. You were looking at your shoes again. He forced his words out of his throat in the form of a growl.

"For fuck's sake, look at me. Look at- Look. At. Me."

Frustration boiled over, bubbling and spilling over the sides of the pot and he wasn't able to put the lid on it fast enough. He reached up and grabbed your jaw, holding it firmly between his index and thumb. Forced your eyes to focus on him. Only him.

A sick part of him preened at the little gasp that came out of your throat.

But you kept your eyes on him. Good girl.

"Tell me why you have been avoiding me."

His voice was softer now. He hated how much pain he could hear in it. How it trembled. He had hoped you wouldn't notice. But you did. Your mouth opened. Then closed. You swallowed thickly. Then you spoke.

"I thought…. thought you didn't like me."

His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Him? Not like you? How could you think that? He could only hate you as much as a hunter hates Mother Earth for blessing him with food.

"You just… always seem so.. annoyed at me whenever I try to talk to you. And you never really… really talk back.. Just kinda… give short answers. I thought you found me annoying. I didn't want to keep annoying you. So I just… just backed off…."

He took a moment to process that. Let it all sink in.

He couldn't help it.

Tord began to laugh.

Through his laughter, he noticed you pout, heard a soft whine leave you. A groan ripped through his laugh at the sight. As if his body was working on autopilot, he surged forward. Pressed his lips to yours. He felt your gasp against his lips, then felt your melt into the kiss. You kissed back.

When his oxygen began to run short, he pulled away. Not too far, though. Kept his forehead pressed flush to yours. Took in the sight of you. You, panting softly, lips swollen from the kiss. Looking up at him through your pretty eyelashes.

"I have never hated you, kjære. I am… aloof. I have a resting bitch face. You are not the first person I have unnerved. But.. you are the first that I have wanted to be close to. If you would have me."

Courtesy. Formality. Tord was a stubborn man, and when he managed to get a taste of blood, he clamped his jaws down tight and didn't let go.

And this rabbit laid down in his teeth willingly.

You smiled.

"I'd like that. Yeah."

#eddsworld #eddsworld x reader #eddsworld tord x reader #eddsworld tord #requested

[madaman0]

EDDSWORLD : DINOSWORLD

[NEW AU]

My new AU I've been working on the past day or so : Dinosworld.

Everything's mostly the same as normal EW, they're just dinosaurs. And that has its own challenges.

AU Details + Individual Profiles Below :

Edd : Edmontosaurus regalis

[HERBIVORE]

Matt : Camarasaurus supremus

[HERBIVORE]

Tom : Acrocanthosaurus atokensis

[CARNIVORE]

Tord : Allosaurus fragilis

[CARNIVORE]

It was fun tying my interests in EW and dinosaurs together. Super happy with how these came out.

Neighbor designs soon.

#eddsworld #eddsworld art #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld dinosworld au #dinosworld au #dinosworld #eddsworld edd #eddsworld matt #eddsworld tom #eddsworld tord #ew #ew art #ew fanart #ew dinosworld au #ew edd #ew matt #ew tom #ew tord #art #digital art #chibi art #dinosaurs #dinosaur art

[burby2007]

I need to apologize I need to take a break for a while I might occasionally post something Eddsworld related but yeah going to take a break I'm a very mentally ill person and sometimes during a mental breakdowns I do some not great things mostly just cry and wish death upon myself and tell people that they deserve so much better than me which sadly I still agree with I generally don't understand why anybody wants to do with me but they do the main reason why I wanted to take a break because of my disappointment in the team on Eddsworld

I don't dislike them but there's certain attributes about the team that I'm not a big fan of me and one of my friends agree that Matt's kind of seems a little greedy now I know especially one of my fans / friends will disagree and you know what she has the right to feel that way I like Matt but he's kind of seeming like he's a little greedy with certain things but that's just me no one's truly perfect I'm not a big fan though so they did the Yootuz thing with tord like the man just wants to be left alone you probably what about the end part 1 and 2 honestly yeah it's kind of the same thing but when it comes to that at least it actually has some married to it because without tord it really would have been the end.

Anyways here's my opinion about the crew the animators no issue with really honestly I like no issue with 90% of the crew the only ones I have an issue with is really just I think I'll have an issue with Matt possibly to be fair I can judge him completely though we truly don't know what's going on behind the scenes and I guess diei because I texted him and he has never responded for like 2 weeks and it really bothers me even though he said he's busy a lot but at this point I just gave up sorry that he doesn't like me or something.

Also another issue I have is Beyond's kind of slowly going downhill like the comedies kind of stretched out and honestly that's all it's more commercialized and it's ever been which that I'm nutshell isn't bad but the marketing is like so forced it's kind of annoying and honestly like Tom's voice actor like makes a kind of worse because it's like it's like such a marketing voice it's kind of sad but you know he's a good voice actor so I can't hate him too much now with all these criticisms towards the crew do I hate Eddsworld no do I need to take a break from them yes it does not help the fact I am still grieving over my father in my mental health is slowly decreased ever since his passing and I worry that I'm going to say something wrong so I should probably take a break.

That doesn't mean I'm completely done with Eddsworld forever though I think I'm forever stuck to it call me edd head addict if you will but I think it's time for me to step down for a little bit I hope you all be okay and understand it it might not be a long break to be honest cuz my attention spans like a nutshell so I don't know I do know one thing I'll never talk any of the Eddsworld members ever again Miuns if they want to talk to me or something which we all know they don't want to. But yeah um its edd day soo yeah im tried so gn

I love you edward

[diddlydoofus]

why are you guys always making tomtord as sum sorta divorced ass couple, THEY ARENT THAT FUCKIN TOXIC STFU!!!!

this is how i mostly see the ship as in MY opinion. Tom may have a drinking problem, sure, and tord does seem to smoke okay i get it but dude we all know they hug shit out in the end and call it a night. im not saying that oh they wouldnt have arguments, and sure theyll maybe fight over little details but if they love eachother then its bound to know that the two talk about it and figure things out together.

honestly the way i see it is tord being as the flirty lil guy he is, always joking around and cheering up the two with jokes and cute cheesy stuff anytime they fight or get into stupid lil agruments, obviously toms gotta forgive, and love him for that < 3

but yk do wuteva ya want eddsworld fandom idgaf i heart norska

#eddsworld #tomtord #fandom ships #eddsworld tomtord #ship opinions #im eepy

[baconcolacan]

Hello! I hope you are well, I have some questions:

1- I know I've already asked this question and I think it's the third time I've asked it, but how would Hillarson's unit react if they found out that the red leader is in love with Tom? Would them suppose that would be the reason Hillarson cares so much about Tom?

2- If R!Tom were a cannibal, would R!Tord still love him?

3- What do Paul and Patryck think about their leader wanting to make Tom his own?

4- (It's a stupid question) What does R!Tord think of Tomme bear?

5- The entire Norwegian EFA unit is dead?

6- Are all sentinels programmed to kill soldiers? If so, do civilians also count? What if a sentinel came across a child, would he kill him?

7- What were Hillarson's unit's thoughts on having an EFA soldier join their unit? What were their thoughts after Tom attacked Finnigan?

8- R!Tom has depression?

9- Regarding the question you answered about their heights, are all your AU's the same height?

10- If R!Tom told R!Tord that he was bored, what would R!Tord do?

Thanks for writing such an amazing fanfic like regimen! I told my friend about the fic and now every night we start reading regimen and go through chapter 8.

When he read about Morales' death it affected him so much that he dreamed about him, I remember he told me, Hey, I dreamed about Morales 😭

Oh! He is drawing a regimen drawing for you! He hopes you like it, he hasn't finished it, but he's very happy to finish it, well this is getting too long and I don't want to waste your time.

Have a good day and take care of yourself! ^^

Hello! Hahaha I hope you're doing well too <3 Answers below the line

1- Notable people like Morales, Finnigand, Baxter, Corporal and Hilarson himself might feel disgusted for Tom as well as flabbergasted that that was the reason why RA was hunting him down. People who may not know Tom well might be sorry for him, and those who left the unit earlier on might even push for Hilarson to give Tom up faster.

2- Odd question but yeah, R!Tord would still "love" him 3- They think its weird but don't mind it much, its none of their business and it isnt the first time they went with the whims of their leader.

4- It's cute. He thinks its precious that Tom still has it.

5- :)

6- Sentinels are generally programmed to kill soldiers only. Civilians are usually avoided, but if a fight happens in a residential area some casualties may occur, but as their A.I. develops that happens less. So no, children aren't among the body count, usually.

7- The unit was....very hesitant. I wrote about it a bit in Regiminis but EFA soldiers have a bad reputation in the army, mostly because it's an accepted fact- though not readily admitted- that EFA soldiers aren't meant to survive their station. After the attack on Finnigand, they became wary of Tom and his reactions.

8- Yup.

9- More or less yeah! I might change it around a bit but they often stay around the heights I assigned.

10- :)

OOO IM EXCITED FOR THE DRAWING!! THANK YOU FOR LOVING MY FIC SERIOUSLY <3 Take care of yourself too!

#asks #lobosforeveranever #regimen ao3 #regimen ao3 spoilers

[wilburworkshop]

Switchedworld reference designs! Yippie!!1 x3

SOO- if you haven't read my pinned post, you may be wondering "what is Switchedworld?"

Switchedworld is an au I've made that was inspired by the opposite day au. It was originally a rewrite and redesign serise I've made on my tiktok however- I began to get attached to this certain project of mine, and now it's basically its own thing! With a few little details-

(This art is mostly old but I'm too lazy to redraw them and I still think they look pretty nice. Also if you're a follower of my tiktok acc and are wondering whats with the new information and Tord's hair- I changed it)

Switchedworld involves basically the gang going through different adventures. But as well their everyday lives. But remember..

Not everything is what it seems.

There's also the neighbors and other characters but I'll post about them some other day- ;3c

#eddsworld #switchedworld #reference sheets #eddsworld edd #eddsworld tord #eddsworld tom #eddsworld matt #eddsworld au #remixart

[eddsworld-the-masquerade]

New music themes for our main characters, starting with Tord. Hoping all subsequent pieces will be easier to make XP This one features a genre I never wrote in before, and a language I do not speak in and neither does Teto. Jazz said it is legible at the very least so, hooray. It's far from perfect and I hope Norwegian people can forgive me for that hahaha.

I'll be posting this, as well as "No Rest For The Wicked" (aka main theme) on my YT channel in July. Since I need some cover art for the music videos. Same will be true for the rest of the songs I'll write. Edd is next btw.

Like last time, lyrics and some ramblings under the cut

There was actually a different version of this song that I ended up completely scrapping as I couldn't come up with a chorus

My biggest sources of inspiration were early Korn, Slipknot and, surprisingly, "Ima's Tower", from The Void OST. The chromatic downstepping mostly. It really does create some angsty atmosphere. When I think about it, the characters themselves do have certain things in common, hm...

LYRICS

Dypt nede helt nederst Av en endeløs grop, Glemt og råtten, Legger min ødelagte kropp. (Deep down at the very bottom Of an endless pit, Forgotten and rotten, Lays my broken body.) En pendel uten snor. Et verktøy, en gang så nøyaktig Kan ikke gjøre en eneste sving Med all makt stjålet. (A pendulum without a string. A tool, once so precise Can't do a single swing With all its drive stolen.) I'm nothing but a shell. (Trapped in a prison cell) A ghost in the machine. (Living off adrenaline) Hope springs eternal, But not for my chest. Burning inferno Is all I have left. 'Cuz I am no longer human. Jeg er ikke lenger menneske. I am no longer human. Jeg er ikke lenger menneske. Sigaretten min sin glør Lyser i mørket, Som jeg prøver å huske Hvordan å puste inn. (My cigarette's ember Glows in the dark, As I try to remember How to breathe in.) Lukter nitrat og svovel Fyller luften. Røyk og krutt Legg igjen et hull i hodet mitt. (Smells of nitrate and sulfur Filling the air. Smoke and gunpowder Leave a hole in my head.) I'm nothing but steel. (It's all so unreal) A cog in the wheel. (YOUR PERFECT IDEAL) Hope springs eternal, But not for my heart. Learn to comply, And play your part. Go metal! THIS IS MY RIFFLE, THIS RIFFLE IS MINE! THIS IS MY BURDEN, THIS BURDEN IS MINE! Hope springs eternal, And mercy divine. Burning inferno, And poison for mind. I am no longer human. Jeg er ikke lenger menneske. I am no longer human. Jeg er ikke lenger menneske. Got nowhere to run, Ingen steder å løpe 'Cus I was never human. Jeg var aldri menneske

For the Norwegian parts, I've put italicized english translation in the brackets underneath. Except choruses cuz those just repeat the english lyrics.

Featured references and idioms:

First spoken verse is a reference to Edgar Alan Poe's "Pit and the Pendulum".

Ghost in the machine: Human consciousness and thought as an entity distinct and separate from the body.

Hope springs eternal in the human breast: People can always find a reason to hope, even in the bleakest situations. The phrase comes from Alexander Pope's poem Essay on Man.

Second spoken verse has words breath in and sulfur. This is in reference to Slipknot's song "Sulfur".

A cog in the wheel: Someone or something that is functionally necessary but of small significance or importance within a larger operation or organization.

This is my riffle, this riffle is mine: in reference to "Full Metal Jacket".

Mercy divine: not a direct idiom, but inspired by to err is human (to forgive is divine) Being fallible and making mistakes is inherent to being a human, and forgiving such mistakes is a transcendent act.

So it's mostly your typical nu metal angst XD Lots of parallels between being human and being a machine. Lots of self-imposed lies and false beliefs. Don't worry, we'll get 'em

#eddsworld au #eddsworld vtm au #music #emo tord era fr #volume warning? cuz u know...metal... #music to feel passive aggressive to #Youtube #as always answering the question in advance. made with fl studio and synthV #oh yeah this is technically his battle theme but i'm still deciding #if i should use this or just the instrumental

[thepolysworldau]

What was the fight about? (Referring to the one Edd said made him try to ignore his powers)

It was mostly just a misunderstanding. I had thought everything would be the same when Tord came back the second time, especially after the tension of thinking he betrayed us died down.

It was dumb of me, but in short I tried to do something I shouldn't have and we ended up getting into a fight that turned physical. And I almost got Tord killed, again-..

We haven't really talked about it, its been the better half of a year since it happened. I have tried to make up for it, but I am worried Tord still feels..hurt-?

#eddswolrd #eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld ask blog #ew edd #eddsworld edd #eddtord #lore #lying m!a

[gallonsoblood]

HNNGGHHJN Tord Lauritzen headcanons cause my brain is rotting

-i think he’s concerningly good at drawing motorcycles. Like he draws a lot in his freetime but its mostly motorcycles, cars, objects etc, and its always when someones explaining something to him or rambling, you can be done and ask like “oh did you hear what i said” and he would be like “i heard absolutely everything” and whip out like 3 fucking papers with motorcycles drawn on them cause it helps him focus

-though he mostly draws objects he likes to also draw people but specifically ONLY people hes super close to, he drew his girlfriends/boyfriends a lot and siblings

-love language is definitely making handmade things for people, or giving them cool stuff he found

-he puts all the lighters he collects in a locked wood and glass display, like how old people put their fancy cups in displays, he keeps a key and a password padlock on it because he doesn’t like anyone touching his stuff (me too)

-i think most of the time he doesn’t wear a shirt because one he hates the feeling of them and two, he thinks he looks cooler that way

-has had the same pair of boots for like a decade, he wears all his clothes until they are LITERALLY physically unwearable. Edd is the exact opposite he loves buying(or stealing) a bunch of things and most of the time doesn’t have WHERE to wear them

-along with lighters he likes collecting guitar picks

-he has really good hiding places for his valuable things, it wouldnt even fly over your head to look in the places he hides his things

-carries a small notebook on him (if he has a phone, he carries that with him too, probably has an inner hidden pocket on the inside of his coat to put it) where he writes down plans, reminders etc

-if you dont think he paints his nails youre OH so wrong. He always has them chipped and in one or two colors, either red, dark blue or black, but again chipped cause he doesn’t care to add top coats and allat, he just likes the colors

-he has at least 3 badass looking belts that he saves until his current one breaks apart and looks like it wasnt even leather in the first place

-when i said he was a more “dedicated” goth back in the day i mean it, he would do a full face of makeup and everything when going out to the corner store to buy bread, but then eventually stopped bothering to do it cause hes tired and sad now he just listens to the music

-speaking of music his music taste is mixed with a lot of trad goth and mall goth (me too) mostly nu metal though

-he’s not very talkative and doesn’t really talk too much about his life because no one asks him but sometimes he’ll just drop some crazy ass story and then go back to not saying anything

-used to have a very hard time trusting people and still does but if he had to say someone who he remotely trusts even the slightest bit he’d probably say Edd

#eddsworld vtm au #i know some of these probably make no sense #definitely not projecting on some of these #leave a like if you think Tord Lauritzen is the meow meow ever

[salad-006]

btw salad what's ur opinion on eddsworld legacy?

For the most part, i think legacy is Okay. It's not the Best, but its nice to see so many people come together to finish off the show. I can respect all the work these guys did, especially tomska.

If you came for my option on the season and thats it you can leave, because the rest of this is me going crazy mode

My only real problems lie with only 2-3 episodes, and it drives me Crazy because they're By Far the most popular, so they've caused the most problems. This one question ended up becoming a giantic essay SORRY im just passionate about ebbworld

Keep in mind these are Just my options, I'm not going to look down on you if you're the number one The End Fan. If you like it then Cool, you can continue to enjoy it. And i can continue to hate it over in my corner

I'm keeping this section on Fun Dead short, mostly because it's not really the worst offender

The "Obliviously stupid to progress the plot" trope is so bad here. They've seen zombies before how do they not recognize them now. I get them being oblivious to super obvious things is the joke ,but its just not funny

For a Zombie centric episode, there's barely any Fighting. I feel like big fight scenes are what people like most with these. But no we get a 30 second montage, one that's not even animated

They are such wusses in this episode id bully them if i was there i think

The End. Don't even get me started on The End. Legitimately i have never seen such a botched finale in my life. Fair warning this is about to get long and angry im sorry

Let me ask one question: how come in the Finale To Eddsworld Legacy, the season Dedicated to Edd Gould and his work, Edd Himself does not play a prominent role? I'm not even kidding, you could write Edd out completely and Nothing would change. Ive heard people say this was Tomska going out with a bang before leaving the show, but from what i know he also wanted eddsworld to be completely over at The End. If that's true he could have atleast let Edd shoot the harpoon or some shit, come on

This is such a disappointing finale overall. They don't do anything exciting. We just get to watch a little "do you remember this episode?" Montage, all the sudden everything gets crazy then oh! Episodes over goodbye forever.

An end fight might have been more exciting had it been set up properly. They gave us the bare minimum, which was having tords stupid little gang tag appear a few times then having two of his coworkers/soldiers appear a few times. That doesn't hint at a Tord being an evil meglomaniac who's got a giant fucking robot hidden under the house

FUTURE EDD CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AS WELL, AND HE WORKS GREAT BECAUSE HE SETS UP THE LORE IMMEDIATELY. Tords return gave us Nothing beyond "he is manipulating them!!" Instead we get the book dropped on us halfway through the LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON without ever being given any sort of explanation. That's just it.

ALSO FUCK BRINGING TORD BACK AT ALL. the dude asked to be removed from the show and what did they do? Hinted at his return like 15 times then had him come back as this manipulative mastermind, whos got a bunch of science stuff and a russian accent. At the bare minimum you could have writtten him to atleast resemble something close to Tord. There's literally more evidence that points to him being a clone than there is him being the real Tord, and it WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL.

Took a character who had left with all his loose ends tied up, brought him back with completely new unexplained info, then ended the show with both the original and the new loose ends untied. I've read this was Tomska trying to write Tord out of the show for good, but he somehow managed to do the complete opposite by leaving him at a LITERAL cliffhanger. Now all the 12 year olds are @ ing eddsworld begging he comes back for a redemption episode.

I could scream forever about the end but ive already said too much SORRY. This is why im just rewritting it myself to make it good

One last thing: its somewhat heartbreaking to me how Legacy has totally overgrown the classic episodes. Of the top Ten most popular videos on the channel, Seven of them are legacy episodes, with Edds three episodes being at the very bottom of the list

I just don't like it. I dont like how legacy has become like the Face of what eddsworld is. Maybe it's just because Edds work has been one of the biggest inspirations in my life (if that wasn't obvious already) IDK it seems unfair

Tldr: i dont like what legacy has done to the series and the fandom, but it's okay for the most part. Fuck The End though

[mixamatcha]

do u have any headcanons for the ew guys? :0 ((also WOOOO fellow mexican do u have any mexican/hispanic headcanons either?! sorry if that's weird to ask lol just curious :P))

Thank you for the ask!

I have plenty of headcanons for them! Though a good amount of them centralize around Edd, Matt, and Eduardo! (Since they're my favorite characters), so, I'll just go over them in order, I think

(Very long text blog, by the way, lol);

Edd Central;

The most important one to me is probably Edd and Tord being platonic life partners, I never truly could see them as a romantic pair, so this just made all the more sense to me. I always sorta thought of Tord and Edd as childhood friends anyways, while the other guys came later, like they met in school perhaps when Tord had just moved there with his parents and Edd was the first one to talk to him and they've been inseparable ever since type of thing. I always depict Tord being really clingy, mostly out of me projecting, but also because, dang it, drawing these two together is lovely :[ (I'll put some art below all the text). Edd I always sort of headcanoned as AroAce, other than one or two instances there aren't many depictions of Edd thirsting over people in a way that would make me go "Oh yeah he's _________" but the way he values his friends, especially Tord, always struck me as similar to my own experiences as someone presiding on the AroAce spectrum. He loves people clearly, but I just don't think I could picture him in a fully romantic relationship. Though I don't think I would describe his relationship with Tord as brotherly, I feel like they're more than that but not in a romantic way? It's hard to explain, but that's the big headcanon that's gonna be present on this page. Final note I headcanon that one of Edd's parents is from Spain, so he was raised in a halfway Spanish household. The reason for this is mostly because me and my other Hispanic friends like to jokingly have a rivalry with Spain because haha world history is funny and since I headcanon Eduardo to be specifically Mexican it just seemed funny for one rival to be at least partially from Spain and the other to be from Mexico. Also, imagining them arguing in spanish gives me life, like picture Eduardo and Edd bickering from either side of the fence and every now and again Eduardo points out the differences in the Spanish dialect they speak to fan the flame, like come on. All lighthearted, obviously, I never see Eduardo and Edd as like

MEGA HARDCORE RIVALS

I think its more of a silly friendly rivalry where they sometimes accidentally end up actually arguing. Is this also projecting? Probably, but I don't care! Also, I don't think they met as young as they're depicted to in PowerEdd? Everyone knowing each other since they were kids always was sorta weird to me because? Where? Did Eduardo's accent come from then? If anything, I think they met in their teens and have been verbally beating the crap out of each other ever since.

Matt Central;

Despite Matt being my second favorite of the main guys, I managed to go nearly 9 years in this fandom without learning to draw him at all. Which is a shame since he's such a silly guy. Personally, I headcanon that Matt was adopted as a kid, we see that his mom in fun dead's hair is a lot darker than his and to me? In my brain? It kind of screamed that she used "box dye" to match her adopted son. I DO think his grandma is blood related, but I think she got in contact with him much later in life (perhaps when he was 15-17), and that's how they've managed to be in contact in certain scenes or episodes. Keep in mind that I don't read the comics for the series anymore, honestly? So if anything in there IS relevant, I, yknow, I haven't seen it! It's a smaller note, but I also kind of just like the idea of Matt being Czech (not by adoption. From birth). It's not like a big thing in my HCs it's just always sort of in the back of my mind. Sexuality-wise, I thought of Matt as pansexual! It just makes the most sense in my little brain

Eduardo Central;

Come on, how could I NOT get attached to this guy? He's rude, He's morally dubious a lot of the time, He's Hispanic?? You basically described at least a good sizable chunk of my extended family. Anyways, as said before, I definitely headcanon him as specifically from Mexico (specifically somewhere in Michoacán), and I mean like born and raised at least until he was like seven and then he moved to the United States until he was 15-16 when he then moved with his family to the United Kingdom. I think if anyone, he met his friends in high school, Mark and Jon just always seemed less like childhood friends troupe and more like the "I met him in science class and now he comes over to my house at 2am and knocks on my window because he got lost on his way home and he needs to use my bathroom and also probably raid my kitchen" kind of friends. Him and Jon specifically have such an honestly terrible but also interesting dynamic since it's one I've seen a lot in my life. Personally, I think he means a lot of what he says in a non serious manner despite his tone? As, we see in the end part 2 that he DOES at least CARE about Jon, this just comes off to me as someone who has problems expressing that at all which is sad but not an excuse or justification, just an explanation. I absolutely headcanon Eduardo as gay because.. I don't know! I genuinely just do not get straight vibes from the guy, and I definitely see deeply internalized homophobia but not a straight guy. I don't think I see him and his friends as in any kind of romantic relationship, but you know it's just something I like to keep in mind when thinking of him. He's also very connected to his culture in my mind, I can imagine him genuinely teaching Jon and Mark about it often. Actually, we only ever see these guys in very HEAVILY characterized, overly specific situations, and I'd like to more often imagine all the things we missed in between. After Jon is gone, I think it's fair to imagine he mellows out, perhaps due to regret? I don't know, am I saying he's the best character ever and is exempt from all guilt or flaws? No. He's an asshole. But is he one of my favorites, nonetheless, because of how I wrote him in my own mind? Yes.

The Edd and Tord Fanart I Promised Earlier Lol;

#eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #edd eddsworld #fanart #eddsworld edd #mixiaart #ew eduardo #eddsworld eduardo #ew matt #eddsworld matt #eddsworld headcanons #headcanons #theyre all my little blorbos #my little sillies #i want to attack them like a wild animal affectionately #ew edd #mixiaask

[c0la-queen]

You | Tord x Reader

Here we go! I'm sorry if this isn't my normal quality, I wrote it while fighting off a headache... but also, I wanted to be a little silly! Because these are silly guys! I hope you enjoy the slight cliffhanger I left it on, hehe! Mwah, mwah!

Warnings: Tord is a bit of a weirdo, stalking behavior, obsession, Tord is 100% making assumptions about you and your personality, love this little freak <3

Words: 1.5k

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Being a quiet person is not always an easy thing.

Some people would think it was. You never have to worry about saying the wrong thing. There were less chances of you offending anyone from your words.

Or, some people think the opposite. "I could never handle being so quiet" they say. It must be a headache to be around so much noise.

And… they were right, in Tord's opinion. It was nice to not have to get stuck in awkward conversations. He had the added bonus of being intimidating, so people eventually got the hint and stopped trying to talk to him. However, he also had to keep enough Advil on hand to tranquilize a small horse, considering he decided to live with the three loudest motherfuckers on the planet. Pros and cons, and such.

There were times when it proved to be nice, though.

Like right now.

The odd occasions where he had the day to himself. Tom and Matt were at work, Edd was visiting his parents, so that left Tord to his lonesome. What a great day.

As much as he would have liked to spend the whole day in the house, he couldn't. He needed to go grocery shopping - the fridge looked abysmal. At least it was warm and sunny outside. Still, he dragged his feet. He really didn't want to go to the store.

Ugh.

He was the son of the Red Leader. He had seen much worse shit. He had killed men in cold blood without batting an eye. He was not going to be bested by the looming possibility of social interaction.

…maybe he needed therapy?

…

Nah.

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If Tord ever managed to invent a time machine, the first thing he was going to do was find the person who developed wireless earbuds and give them a kiss.

Being an intimidating looking person was a great way to ward off unwanted conversations. But there were always people who had no sense of self preservation and chose to try and talk to him anyway. Wearing earbuds while he was out helped with that. Nobody was stupid enough to try and deliberately get him to take his earbuds off. (Except Edd and Matt, but they know that they'll get away with it.)

The basket handle on his arm was starting to dig into his arm as he stood in front of the pasta aisle, watching his pet idiots (roommates) argue on the group chat over what type of noodles to get. Edd wanted Ziti, Tom wanted Angel Hair, and Matt wanted Bowtie… for some reason.

Tord was busy calculating the risk vs. reward of banging his head against the shelf until he bled out of his ears when it happened.

You happened.

Through his music, he heard the sound of laughing and giggling. He glanced to the side, expecting a gaggle of obnoxious, immature 20-something year olds with the sole purpose of ruining everyone else's relaxing shopping experience. And that's mostly what it was. But, standing in the middle of them was you.

Hello, you.

You were laughing, just like the others. But not the fake laughter of conformity - no, it was real, genuine laughter. Tord didn't think he had heard anything so beautiful. He even paused his music just so he could hear it in its pure form.

The more he looked, the more he saw of you. You were like the sun, so golden and bright compared to these others you were standing with. He could tell you weren't like them, he could tell you weren't using some made up personality to try and fit in.

What the hell were you doing with people like that?

Then, you were moving. Your little group had apparently decided the joke wasn't funny anymore, so you were moving on. Disappearing into the next aisle. Disappearing from his life.

Tord threw a couple boxes of noodles into the basket without even looking at it, shoving his phone back in his hoodie pocket and moving on to the next aisle. He pretended to deliberate over what brand of laundry detergent to get as he subtly watched your group at the other end of the aisle. He was able to get a better look at you.

You were wearing a brightly colored cardigan, wool by the looks of it, that perfectly matched the colors of your earrings and purse. You liked to coordinate your outfits. You had on a little skirt that teased just enough of your thighs to draw attention without being slutty, but you also had black tights on. You liked to look attractive while still feeling like you were being modest. Your earrings and the clip in your hair looked like they had been bought from the girls' department store in the mall right across from Matt's store, that was always playing mind numbing pop songs and had unicorns everywhere. You liked cutesy, almost juvenile things.

Tord wanted to know more. He wanted to know everything about you.

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A peaceful day all to his lonesome where he would force himself to get groceries before wasting the day away on the couch quickly shifted - now, he was spending the rest of the afternoon with you.

Well, almost.

You and your friends were walking around town, enjoying the warmth and dipping into any stores that caught your attention. Tord was also walking around town, a good distance behind your group, enjoying your warmth and drinking in every detail he could get.

And he had learned plenty.

He had no idea why you were friends with these people. From what he could tell, you were stifled in this group. They would talk over you, ignore things that you pointed out, refuse to go to stores that you wanted to go to, tease and taunt you, and walk ahead of you. Despite it all, you always kept a smile. You kept shining, kept illuminating the area around you.

They don't deserve your light.

Oh, but you knew that, didn't you? You knew, but you were so sweet and gracious that you gave it to them anyway. Maybe if you shone bright enough, warmed their skin enough, they would finally give you attention.

Tord would give you that attention. He already was, and you weren't even giving him your sunlight.

And he never would ask you to.

No, your sunlight was going to be a gift that he had to earn. It would be a blessing that he was going to work hard to have bestowed upon him.

He would never exploit you.

Like they did.

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Tord slipped into the coffee shop, running a hand through his hair. The warm weather was causing a light amount of sweat to gather on his skin.

He pretended to look across the overfilled menu, taking in the names of all the absurd drinks available. He already knew what he was going to get.

"Hi, welcome in! What can I get started for you today, sir?"

The barista was smiling at him too much. Her eyes drifted down his chest, pulling her bottom lip between her teeth. Her pupils her dilated. She was checking him out.

Not that he cared. On an objective standard, she was pretty. But she didn't shine. She wasn't sunlight. She didn't brighten up the entire room just with her smile. She didn't make the birds sing by just looking in his direction.

She wasn't you.

"Iced Americano."

"Will that be all for you? We have a whole menu of signature flavors. I'd recommend-"

"Just an Americano."

The barista blinked in surprise when he cut her off. Typical. A pretty person with a shallow mind that couldn't comprehend the idea of a person not being interested in them. She huffed softly before ringing him up and telling him his total.

He paid, then turned to go sit and wait for his order to be made. He didn't get very far, though, before he almost ran into someone.

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I totally wasn't looking where I was going!"

It was you.

You were talking to him.

You were looking at him.

You were so warm.

"It's fine."

As Tord fled like a fucking coward, you gave him a sweet smile. You smiled at him. And he just walked away. Asgardians above, his father would have been so disappointed in him.

His phone buzzed in his pocket as he sat at a window table, watching your friends snicker at the coffee shop mascot.

"Mate, you've been out shopping for like 4 hours. Where are you?"

Edd's voice drifted out from his phone speaker as Tord pressed the screen to his cheek.

"Something came up."

"Did you get the bowtie noodles? Did you? Tord?"

There was a muffled 'Matt, get off me' and some shuffling fabric before Edd's voice returned.

"The fuck do you mean something came up?"

Tord glared at the boy you were talking to, watching you give him an adorable pout. Oh, the things Tord would do to you.

"I found the perfect girl for us."

#eddsworld #eddsworld x reader #eddsworld tord #eddsworld tord x reader

[tailsdollr]

Yoo i'm loving it! I'm a sucker for similar-but-somethings-not-quite-right kind of aus.

So each place is a labyrinth kinda and the boyos wanna "get you" but like, whats the means by which someone would get to this mirrorverse? Like, are they grabbing people to "get" or is it like a backrooms situation where you just clip into it or something else?

Also what is the motivation for the 4 to wanna "catch" people?

EE . So they don't actually attend to bring people into the world. It's not stable because Edd isn't stable. So in a way yes it is like the backrooms where you glitch in!

Edd wasn't aware people could come in. Major ones I think to drop into the au are the og boys, the rightbound.

Tom's mind is in a messed sloppy state. Turned into an animalistic state. He sees you and immediately assumes danger. Since everything in his area is his room. If you were to touch his things or break anything. It would send him spiraling deeper.

Matt has lost his head, and therefore has more of his pre mind wipe personality. He wants to hurt you. To him it's a game of cat and mouse.

Tord doesn't attend to do anything to you. But when confronted with another person, especially if its himself. He becomes 'Tainted.' Much like Tom, his mind is mostly gone. He's far more spastic than sluggish than Tom tho.

Edd wants to play with you like a cat with a mouse. It bites and sucks on it, and bats at it. But then you're nothing but a twist of limbs. And he doesn't even realize it.

#not art #eddsworld leftbound #leftbound au #:] #ask #i was really worried for a while no one would be interested in this au #so to see the sudden supoort jhst!! #idk im realky happy

[eddsworld-roleplay-madness]

OOC POST

considering making this more of a general jokey rp blog than a sonic for real justice parody, but im not sure. its not even a sonic for real justice parody atp its just us jokingly being homophobic and its getting kind of old maybe. so i think we should possibly revamp the blog to be more of a silly haha tumblr blog run by ew characters without the whole parody/for real justice aspect, but ill have to consult with other mods. i just think it'd be more fun/better for the blog. it'd still be mostly shitposty just in different direction, but its up to everyone else -mod tord, eduardo and bing (aka gidget)

#ooc #out of character #update #mods reblog this #please