who tf is blowing up my phone stfu i wont be replying its astarion hours
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um ok 😇 yeah let's scream at a child for wanting a fucking hot pocket 😇 please stop throwing shit at me 😇
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Hey person scrolling through my blog right this moment. I know who you are.
@your-new-gay-galpal
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zelda: “no, but...I would also like this notarised”
the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can't tell me otherwise
the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game
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had a nightmare my laptop broke. itsa fine-a
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Translation: Mcdonald’s, I’m boycotting it personally
Kamome Shirahama (author of Witch Hat Atelier)
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what anthro media was your "furry gateway"? (etc. lion king, warrior cats, etc.)
mine was absolutely sonic omg im currently reading the IDW comics again and its getting me sm more into itttttt
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"I am here to retrieve Faith," Sister Gloria told the red robed quartermaster.
"There are 53 weapons in this arsenal designated 'Faith'," the techpriest replied. "Provide additional details"
"It is a bolt pistol."
"There are 18 bolt pistols designated 'Faith'. Provide additional details."
"It has a purity seal on it, and a skull instead of a fleur de lis?"
The techpriest sighed tiredly, uncharacteristically for its ilk, and then held up a mechadendrite with 3 digits raised. "Three bolt pistol fit that description. Please provide additional detail."
Sister Gloria's cheeks flushed and she raised her chin in prideful defiance of her embarrassment and frustration. "On the base of the grip is a heart with the words 'Gloria + Victoria' inscribed in it."
The techpriest nodded its thanks. "I will retrieve your weapon, sister."
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