#its probably not his gun

[bastardlybonkers]

science rulez

#hlvrai #half live vr but the ai is self aware #dr coomer #bubby #uhh bubbys design is p inspired by alieryns design for him in their wanna kiss animatic #i just rlly love the way they drew him lol idk if its close enough that i gotta give credit to the inspo but it probably is so im doing it #tommy coolatta #hlvrai darnold #im working on a gordon rn but i wanna post him on his own #this was originally just gonna be a tommy page but then i drew coomer with a gun and i was like #guess i gotta draw the whole science team now

[grimme-and-specs]

You know I had to do it to 'em too

Bonus:

EDIT, 2024-4-5:

If this gets to 213 notes before 4-13 I will personally redraw this earlier than planned.

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #fanart #grimdorks #GRIMDORKS SWEEP #somebody told me that one on discord #thank you person that made my day #john egbert #rose lalonde #lets be honest #john has nerd rizz #its like a coinflip #either the hottest thing you have ever heard #or its the corniest shit known to mankind #i mean both would work on some people (cough) rose (hack cough) #but yeah that was my point here #thanks for reading the tags i guess #i appreciate it #:) #wait also #forgot to add but the man is oblivious to said rizz #he just says shit. guns blazing. with his full chest #makes for very fun dynamics in my opinion #this is probably the most tags i have ever added to a post in my life #i had a lot to say apparently

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Peeped the horrors

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #a-qing #xue yang #A-qing went 'there are horrors he is committing and I am going to peep them' and then faced horrors that she could not fathom #The fact she sees the evidence first hand but it genuinely is too much to handle is a lovely tragedy that betrays her youth #It is interesting that she clearly does have more knowledge than the lay person about cultivators and night hunts (possibly from xxc?) #she does mentally call out xue yang for using the right terminology (betraying his 'no one important' façade) #but corpse poisoning is...well....probably not something she could have known about #so instead she has to encounter this horrible and suspicious event and justify it to keep herself sane #Ah....that's not going into the really interesting ambiguity of xue yangs targets #the people he kills specifically slandered *all three of them* #Was it just for himself? Was there a sense of protectiveness over his two blind companions? #I don't want an answer. I love that it is ambiguous #And oh man. having the noble XXC do the killing is so deviously evil. What a loaded chekov's gun. #you know xxc is gonna have a breakdown over it *when* he finds out. Its all a matter of timing #ok ok funny tag time #I think little apple and xy should meet up so they can swap arson tips. Truly the power team nobody wants. Not even them. #they would fight to the death and little apple would *win* #EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XUE YANG

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Howdy's rainbow suspenders.

thank you for coming to my Ted Talk-

#im so mad i didnt notice On Stream hnggggg #characters who have rainbows associated with them: eddie / frank / sally / now howdy as well #please refer to eddie's tie. the butterfly on frank's door. sally's house. howdy's suspenders. thankyew #HE'S FRUITY! I SWEAR TO GOD #listen . Listen. #'oh the filters/light is just affecting the black-' #okay then why is frank wearing black thats entirely unaffected. why is barnaby's nose unaffected. why is howdy's BELT unaffected #why are the colors on his suspenders in Blatant Rainbow Order. #huh. explain it to me. make it make sense other than HE'S QUEER? HOWDY PILLAR LOVES MEN I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL #AND YOU'RE DYING ON IT WITH ME- #ok ok. sorry. normal. im Normal #godddd i just. That Image. from the commercial comp #the way he has a bit of a prominent blush. the way he's leaning towards barn. the rainbow suspenders #absolutely unprompted #howdy pillar #the way that the only times we've gotten something of howdy Without barn making an appearance was #the howdy-sally / howdy-eddie / howdy-poppy / that one makeship ad #laughingstock is so real. oh its so real- #(probably one-sided or barn just has some internalized issues to work through - or they both do - but. But.) #hey! put the gun away! i dont need to be put down! i swear im mentally stable! #im So mentally stable? ive been in the trenches since day one? #wh. what do you mean thats... huh? shhh dont worry about it im fine we're fine and i called it months ago- PUT THE GUN DOWN #anyway no i havent just been staring at that housewarming image. no i havent. Swearsies

[marikodraws]

Beyond Salvation, but Still Within Arm's Reach

Part 1 of my accordion book comic project!

#persona 5 #shuake #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #persona 5 protagonist #fanart #persona 5 spoilers #blood cw #violence cw #gun cw #its....done? #might go back and add more greytones to some of the background areas but that is a problem for later lol #will probably switch the greys to halftones for printing also we'll see how i feel #hopefully the next two parts go faster #they're way less complicated and no trains to distract me lol #also before anyone points this out- yes the 6 and 9 balls were a deliberate choice but it wasn’t to make a dirty joke lol #those are the balls in play at the end of the game in his rank 7 event #also something something mirror images

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 5 #forgotten lady #so ma'am is it also in my file that i once had a gun pulled on me that i talked down by tellin its owner that she was too classy to shoot me #like yes he hates guns. probably grew up surrounded by gun violence. but he literally does not even need one even in a roomful of them #he could be at the business end of a firing squad and he could talk his way out of it

[daggerspared]

jakes about an hour late to the latest iceman-maverick (icemav for short, as phoenix has coined) barbecue, so he’s just passing through the kitchen, not even thinking as he tosses out an easy “hey pops,” to the hosts on his way towards the doors to the backyard.

two voices call back in response. “hey kid.” “good to see you jake.”

he feels the pause. his hand hovers uncertainly over the door handle. slowly, he turns.

iceman and maverick, happily married couple, have suspended all kitchenly duties to glare at each other. “he was talking to me.”

“no, he was talking to me.”

“everyone calls me pops,” ice says, eyes narrowed. “bradley calls me pops. mickey calls me pops. even cyclone called me pops that one time that was embarrassing for all of us.”

maverick waves a hand at ice, the hand also wielding a knife he was using to chop watermelon. “yeah, but jake calls me pops. he called me pops before he knew you. that gives me pops rights.”

jakes debating just slipping out the door when they both turn towards him. in unison like good wingmen.

“jake, buddy, sport, slugger, who were you talking to?”

he offers a shrug. “uh, both of you, i guess.” it’s the truth, he wasn’t thinking too hard about it, his mind focused on getting to the backyard where he has it on good authority that his loving boyfriend is sweaty and shirtless and waiting for someone to share his lawn chair with.

ice purses his lips. “that won’t do.”

“we can’t both be pops,” maverick agrees. “that’s ridiculous.”

“right,” jake says, “that’s what’s ridiculous about this.”

“a challenge then,” ice forges on, ignoring him. “to determine who’s the better pops.”

solemn as their air boss, maverick sticks his hand out (sans knife) to shake on it. in some funhouse mirror reflection of that one photograph that seems to be everywhere, ice clasps his hand back.

and jake is somewhere between laughing, running, and bursting into tears. because no sane person has ever had this argument before and certainly not over him. nobody’s ever fought to be jake seresin’s pops before.

no one except these two ridiculous, crazy old men.

#top gun maverick #jake hangman seresin #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #hangster mentioned #again its the mavdad and icepops of it all im sorry #will i ever stop writing about jake seresins daddy issues probably not #they Would get competitive about something like this they would get competitive about anything given the chance #theyve never had this problem jake is the only one whos turned away the pun of icepops to call maverick pops #and maverick is clutching on to that with both of his gremlin hands #blu posts

[starch1ldz]

Wolfdog: I will kill them.

Hotch, sighing and taking him by his shoulders, pushing gently to lead wolfdog away: You will not kill anyone, you will sit down and have a cup of coffee and a muffin.

Wolfdog muttering: I don't want your stupid muffin

(But he follows along anyway because what else would he do?)

#starchildz incorrect quotes #wolfdog!reader #wolfdog might be a little deranged #but its okay Aarons got his back #hes probably not logistically allowed a gun.... #but lets pretend he is #he doesnt use it tho its fine #criminal minds #im mentally unwell #aaron hotch fanfiction #aaron hotch x reader #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch hotchner #criminal minds x male reader #bau x reader #bau x male reader #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner x male reader

[bruhlpng]

Boyd Holbrook in Justified: City Primeval

#boyd holbrook #boydholbrookedit #justified #justifiededit #Clement Mansell #justified: city primeval #justified city primeval #justified fx #the second gif has me in a chokehold #holy s h i t #he can point that gun at me and i would say thank you #and probably suck his dick #its 2am dont @ me #mine* #**

[faunandfloraas]

It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.

#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too #like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks #the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently #there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again #instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day #even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever #and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle #bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about #so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk #idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through #and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff #for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3 #anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes. #🐶

[whohasthecards]

Bradley, Bob, & Jake as Brothers

Just imagining the dynamic if these three because of the Dagger Squad and Mav and Ice began started to bond.

Bradley: An only child who was suddenly given 2 baby brothers.

Goose and Carol's only son, became a Mama's boy

After Goose died, the class of '86 helped chip in to raise him, meaning before they settled in with their own families he got the attention of so many uncles.

Mav of course took the most active role, basically being the father-figure to Bradley after Goose died. Bradley sees him more as a dad than Goose, that's why it hurt so much when Mav pulled his papers.

Then suddenly, the mission happened, they turn into a permanent squadron, and wow is Mav bringing Jake and Bob around more and more.

Hmmm, so Bob's former squadron giving him some trouble? No they're not.

Goddammit, Jake, give that back, right now!

Bradley: Hangman's the worst, selfish prick (Jake ate his leftovers). Some guy: Yeah, the guy's a fucking selfish assho- Bradley: What the fuck did you just say?

Bob: The youngest child given an older brother that actually pays attention to him and a younger brother that he needs to protect.

Big age difference between him and his siblings, he's the baby, was born when his siblings were already teenagers and young adults, focused on their own lives than him.

He was spoiled and loved by his family though, but they couldn't give him a lot of time and attention. His siblings were building their own lives, his parents were getting older, and he was an "easy kid". Bob was quiet, easy to please, easy to ignore.

When he said he wanted to join the Navy, his family was not supportive and doubted his ability. Deeply hurt him.

Then Bradley came, who would actually listen to him. Ruffle his hair and offer to hang out with him. They would play instruments together and stuff. Who defended him against his former squadron when they were making fun of him.

Then there was Jake who loved poking fun at him, but never in a mean way. Who would forget to eat when he was busy or having fun, making him have to shove fruit snacks in his mouth. Who would simultaneously teach and make fun of him when playing pool.

Bob: Come on, Rooster, not the hair (Bob rolled his eyes as Bradley ruffled his hair) Bradley: Awww, you're taking after Jakey, caring about your hair so much. Bob: Well, we actually want to look presentable (scrunches his nose at Bradley's Hawaiian shirt) Bradley: How rude.

Jake: The forcibly responsible, yet ignored middle-child, being given 2 older brothers who are protective of him, and finally gives him the chance to be free.

Jake is the middle child, have two older siblings and one younger sibling. His parents were neglectful, did not care enough.

He and his siblings used to be tight, but due to circumstances falls apart.

His older brother is a Navy SEAL, but suffers from PTSD, when he's on leave, he gets into trouble and drinks too much. He has to bail his brother out a couple of times.

His older sister began to be distant, he doesn't know where she is, she sends money and calls every now and then, but she started a new life. Whenever Jake asks for help, she refuses, claiming that Jake is strong and smart enough, that he can do it. (Jake simultaneously can't blame her and is resentful of her)

His younger sister needs financial support since she's just a teenager, she's in college right now and Jake is extremely proud of her. Just lonely as well. She's doing well for herself, Jake wants to protect her innocence. He acts more like her dad than their dad ever was.

Jake always has to be the rock, steady and strong. He's just tired.

He's a twenty-something, and he wants to be a twenty-something, careless and free. Fuck up and have fun every once in a while.

Then Bradley and Bob comes in.

He can't help but allow himself to play around with them, mess with them, tease them. They make him let his guard down, it's fun being around them, he's not responsible of them outside of being their teammate.

And they actually pay attention to him, and dote over him. He grumbles about them being overprotective or being too much of a mother hen, but he's sad whenever they hesitate to ruffle his hair, wondering if they were overstepping.

Maybe one day, he'll tell them about his family.

Jake (sinks 8-ball in): HAH! I won this game Bobert, pay up Bob (rolls his eyes as he pushes the cup of peanuts towards Jake): Eat up, you mean. Bradley (Ruffles Jake's hair): You gotta let him win once in a while. Jake (pouts): But how will he learn? And plus, how else would I be able to get some peanuts?

#fanfic #top gun maverick #top gun #bradley rooster bradshaw #top gun fandom #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #mavdad #bob floyd #headcannons #just a bunch of ideas that I just decided to word vomit out #not proofread just post might proofread later #yes bob is older than Jake here he just has a baby face #mavdad and icepops are in the back supervising #Bradley suddenly has a handful of baby brothers and doesn't know what to do #its okay he takes after his dad(s) #I just realized I should have added Javy in here #probably in another post Javy and Jake brotherhood is the shit #Jake is neglected over-responsible middle child that finds work less stressful than his home life

[neolxzr]

and you know while im at it i would also like to mention that the people saying that this song isn't very halloween-ish because of tatsumi's religion or something are also wrong. for one please stop calling him catholic and two christians can in fact celebrate halloween

now as much i would have liked for the song to sound like koyoi tsuki or helter spider or something this is a climax event and its TATSUMI'S song. and this song is important to him because the hospital theming is directly inspired by his experience as a disabled person. being able to take that and turn it into art that he can be proud of is REALLY COOL. tatsumi is more than his religion. and also the song is a fun jazz tune so thats a bonus

#cryn rambles #enstars #enough talking about tatsumi kazehaya on the internet. i need a gun #hes not even a very traditional christian anyway #should i talk more about how his faith is actually very interesting. i probably have like 20 posts about that but its always true #hes so INTERESTING i need to study him under a microscope

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Okay, here's something I'd love to see for Kiv- poison. One that leaves him burning up from a fever and in excruciating pain the whole time. He's such a cutie when he's begging and scared.

But it also begs the question... would Sahota be kind enough to help him? Kiv hurts him after all

Poor Kiv would have a vague understanding of illness and poison, but having it happen to him would be different. Hurting from the inside, and nothing seems to make it stop. He'd probably be incapacitated for a while

Sahota doesn't like Kiv, but this mostly manifests in trying to avoid him and acting cold when they're forced to be together. He's gotten pretty good at looking away from violence (or enacting it himself when necessary), but prolonged suffering is a different story. He doesn't like Kiv, but he wouldn't just leave him to fend for himself when he's in that kind of pain

#though let's be real kiv would be taken out the first time he had a tummy ache too #anon #t$$ kiv #sahota doesn't like killing or hurting or making people suffer but sometimes he's at a point where he's made to feel its necessary #usually when he -is- hurting someone it's a quick 'act now dont think' type of thing. he usually doesn't have time to dwell on it #even for missions the extent of his and Vic's 'interrogations' is usually pointing a gun at someone and asking for directions #t$$ sahota #also i will probably draw something like this eventually skfhfj

[stopthatfool]

in top gun meta hell rn. what the fuck am i doing in top gun meta hell. i don't think i'm supposed to be thinking so hard about this movie. it's not designed for this.

#me debating the agency of Ice's character rn #“can Ice's character truly exist outside of maverick” technically yes.. but plot wise.. no. #me about ice: #“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?” #thinking about ice's “motives” like he's a fucking bond villain or something #my drafts are just full of half written ice essays about his “agency” #somewhere in my notebook it says “if mav left the navy ice would turn to ash” #my room is probably the messiest its been in two years and i'm sitting here trying to verbalize why Ice's career seemed so hinged on mav #TOP GUN META HELL! #top gun #iceman #tom iceman kazansky #maverick #stopthatfool goes crazy and explodes #seriously. im gonna explode. #sorry needed to get this out of my system

[otaku553]

Oc aged up? Redesign? Doodle

#goal was to make him 2x as unlikeable than before lmao #I think story bits are putting themselves together #older cot is now in a position of leadership #Vv left the team or retired for reasons after a big fight #during which xieran lost an eye and all of them got traumatized #cot grapples with the feeling of betrayal from Vv leaving them but also understanding of their reasons and cot’s own desire to retire #cot doesn’t like playing by the rule book anymore and actively goes out of their way to make things difficult for everyone besides xieran #ie getting paperwork done on time and then hiding it so the people who need it can’t find it or have to go to extreme lengths to find it #stops caring altogether for the organization which they work for #maybe even has several contingencies or leverage to bring the organization down to its knees #and instead of using it just dangles it over their head for the amusement of their grappling and vulnerability #their own petty revenge for what he perceives as the organization forcing his closest friend to break under pressure and leave #he also knows fully well that bringing down the organization would be forcing the several hundreds under their employment into poverty #which he doesn’t do mostly because xieran still exists as a voice of reason for them #probably feels some amount of guilt for being the only unharmed out of the battle that injured xieran and pushed Vv to retirement #after all their role is never at the front line. at the best they are a distance attacker #because they insist on bringing a gun to a sword fight

[shhh-secret-time]

No, see, because, like, you fucked up. Now you have to write that. I need that. I need the Star Park AU.

Below I will present my case:

1) That name is so freaking cute and I love it

2) Your tags made me fall in love with it

3) I know you have more ideas in that beautiful brain of yours

4) I really want it.

Please see points 1 - 4 if you have any questions.

Aafjdjakak Dude?! I'm cackling!

Fuck it we ball. Please look forward to it I guess.

I'll throw more in the tags!

#south park #stardew valley #Star Park AU #you want more?? #adventures guild is run by Ned and Jimbo! #they won't let you bring guns into the mines #thats dangerous you see #but when you show up with that dinky little slingshot #they laugh and give you a pistol #but no you cant bring it into the mines dont be ridiculous #Scott is my favorite little loser #and I totally see him as a blacksmith so he probably ends up doing that #(we've seen in fractured but whole that he's crazy strong so it works okay?) #Jimmy owns the tavern and totally hosts comedy nights #If Stan is a good boy Jimmy lets him and his band play there on friday nights #Butters owns the museum #“Oh you brought me cutest little rusty spoon! Thats another good job sticker buddy!” #PRECIOUS #Can you imagine Butters in little overalls. pastel colored shirt with little flowers on his pocket?! #Shelly probably works at the joja mart and is so miserable but she'd rather that then stay on the farm #Ike and Karen would be like Vincent and Jas! #Is...Is Kenny the carpenter? does he build your farmers buildings? #idk but I can tell you he wins flower queen every year at the flower dance #Cartman runs the general store #sells your crops back to the town #(at least the ones he doesnt keep.) #Kyle is the town doctor #he's the only one I trust to take care of these idiots #that makes the scene with Stan drinking himself stupid and laying next to the cliff even more sad #shhh its a secret