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#its still funny though
zionanelequaso · 1 month
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I have an iq of -97
@storythesilly
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exaltior-a · 3 months
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My favourite thing is when kids (8-12) are into like. Edgy music. Like what business did I have listening to set it off at 9? Boy your biggest problems was when season 4 of my little pony was coming out. I'd rather drown did not apply to you.
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covertblizzard · 2 years
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHING BATMAN ON TV GARTH HE WORKS WITH BATMAN
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citrussam · 1 year
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holding up a sign that says "WELCOME BACK, CHEATER" after people left for twitter
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goji-pilled · 2 years
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I think one of the funniest things about the AU is that we had someone suggest a Kyosuke/Hitomi kid before a madohomu kid
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nugatorysheep · 1 year
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Saying "Is it because I'm black?" as a joke is all fun and games until someone says "Yes" in response
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manaosdeuwu · 2 years
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nami is the ORIGINAL redheaded scammer. this is disrespectful
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glitch-e-rat · 1 month
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loop dropping random french words/phrases will never not be funny to me.
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firefl1ezz · 4 months
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Redundant ominiousbthreats here!
Fireflies by Owl City is actually a prophecy, and it’s coming for you
good thing i havent listened to that song and have no idea what you're talking about! i'm still absolutely going to blame the prophecy for everything that happens to me from now on but i have no idea what you're talking about !!
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petalpoet · 6 months
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I had to unadd my exes MOM on discord after our breakup, like what the fuck was that about???
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got your nose !!!!
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ruporas · 8 months
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on the run!! (ID in alt)
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untitled-tmnt-blog · 7 months
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... And the never-ending "shadows vs shorts" debate continues!
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somecunttookmyurl · 2 years
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my boyfriend is not any flavour of queer. he says he "wishes he was" because queer people "just seem to understand the world so much" by which i assume he means we by default actually consider society wrt sex and gender, but he is unfortunately both cis and het. he's checked.
he carries around a copy of "the little book of lgbtq" in his backpack at all times in case he needs to look something up.
a good chunk of his youtube history is queer history / queer media / 'what it's like to be x' videos. he thinks all of you with the less famous identities (ie not the L G B or T) are very cool and funky and hopes you have a good day.
he knows he's straight because he has kissed men on several occasions and was not into it sexually. one of those times was a gay dude who promised to buy him drinks all night in exchange for a kiss and my boyfriend is nothing if not a wee whore. one of the others was kissing his gay friend who was depressed about not being able to hook up with anyone, because he is a very sweet wee whore.
he would do it again because he is very neutral on the kiss itself (not into it, but not grossed out by it. it's just a kiss, innit) and because he doesn't want people to be so lonely and sad that they cry in the smoking area of the club.
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voldheart · 6 months
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We need more little guy obsessed with his wife pale king NOW
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.
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