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morganbritton132 · 10 months
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Eddie, shoving his phone in Steve’s face: Let’s try this again. Who is the most metal person you know?
Steve: Oh, it’s this guy that danced to a Bon Jovi song at of his wedding, you know.
Steve: You know the guy? He’s got big brown puppy dog eyes and great hair, wears all these rings. Big personality, love of my life, you know him?
Eddie:
Eddie: I can’t believe you publicly outed me as a guy that likes one Bon Jovi song
Steve, to the camera: He sings Bad Medicine in the shower!
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indigomovn · 1 year
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When your two faves Kum Junhyeon and Keita didn’t make it in the lineup but you have to work the next day so you have to pretend everything is alright.
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chaeinedup · 1 year
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Domestic WEi
Daehyeon: 
You begged and begged for Daehyeon to be done with his work;
And it’s not like he wanted to leave you to boredom, he promised after many weeks apart that today was gonna be just the two of you;
But his computer got in the way;
When inspiration strikes you can’t let it runaway;
You of course understand but you really missed him and spending time with him.
So now there you were sitting on his lap while he types his thoughts away.
It didn’t take you long to fall asleep and when he noticed his heart clenched;
He felt so guilty, you only wanted one thing and he failed to give you what you wanted;
His work was finally done but he didnd’t want to wake you up, so he stayed on the couch holding you and caressing your hair making sure to whisper a “I love you” in your ear.
Donghan:
It was his turn to clean the dorm and let’s just say he wasn’t too happy about it;
Usually they clean in twos but they played rock paper scissors and Donghan just so happened to be the only who lost;
But lucky for him you showed up at his door an hour ago, asking if he was busy;
He told you that unfortunately he wouldn’t be available and explained he had to clean the dorms;
You went inside and immeaditely rolled up your sleeves as a sign of help;
Donghan didn’t expect you to join this tedious task but he was very happy he wouldn’t be doing this alone:
At the end of the day it took way less time and it was extremely pleasant for the both of you;
You had your dance breaks, singing duets and your own season of show me the money;
It’s safe to say Donghan wouldn’t mind losing a game again.
Yongha:
Avatar was all people were talking about and you never really cared that much, but your boyfriend certainly did;
He was so sad he couldn’t get tickets for the first screening of the movie, and you were so sad you couldn’t just tell him you got the tickets;
This is the downside of surprises, you have to make him suffer until it’s the right time;
The day finally came and you had asked Yongha to pick you up, you hadn’t specified why and he didn’t ask either which good for you cause you had no excuse prepared;
When he got to your place he called you and you stepped outside;
You got in the car and he asked you if you were okay, you said yes of course but you just wanted to see him;
He of course was extremely happy but when you showed him your phone he couldn’t believe his eyes;
“WAIT??!! YOU GOT TICKETS???!!!” ;
You told him you were sorry for not telling him sooner but you didn’t want to ruin the surprise;
He couldn’t care less if he was sulky for a week straight he was just so happy to have someone like you by his side, so thoughtful and loving;
Let’s just say he was like a kid with candy for the rest of the night.
Yohan:
He finally had some free time in his hands so the only logical thing to do was relax;
But he felt like staying in the same environment as always wouldn’t really give him the sense of free time;
So he called up a hotel and made a reservation for two people, you and him;
After getting off the phone with the receptionist he texted you;
“Tomorrow im picking you up, pack lightly”;
You were more than confused, what do you mean pack?? But you knew that if you made any questions he wouldn’t answer them;
So you packed not sure of the outfit choices but you also didn’t know what you had to pack for;
Tomorrow finally came and he did indeed show up at your door, dressed like an uncle going to hawai;
You were scared you didn’t have your passport with you and you asked him if you’d be needing it and he laughed;
“We’re going on a staycation dont worry”;
When you got there it was like paradise the place was so calm and pretty you couldn’t wait to jump in the pool.
But yohan had different plans, he layed on the bed and dragged you with him,
“Did you just come here to sleep??”;
“No but right now it’s the thing I want the most and I want to cuddle you”;
You were caught off guard with his sincerity but you quickly melted to his side.
Seokhwa:
Another day another parenting shift for Seokhwa;
And apparentely for you too;
You were both currently pet sitting cookie and dalli;
It’s not like you didn’t like it but it’s definetly not what you had in mind when Seokhwa called you to come over;
It was time for cookie’s walk so you briefly said goodbye to dalli telling her you weren’t going to take long;
And off you were for a little trip to the dog park;
Cookie is a little scared of crowed and loud places so you have to pick him up;
So it’s really just the two of you walking;
You didn’t mind it was kind of peaceful just stroling around with no places to be or anything to do really;
And of course no outing with Seokhwa would end without some silly or cute pictures;
If there’s not a picture, it never happened.
Junseo:
It was Yongha’s birthday and everyone was in charge of doing something for his little surprise bday party;
You and Junseo volunteered to make the cake;
So that led you to go grocery shopping and now you were in the kitchen reading the recipe;
“Are you sure we got everything we needed?”;
“Yeees, not only we double checked we triple checked Junseo you can breath”;
Everything was going well until one of you spelled the flour;
“Why would you do that?!!”;
“I didn’t it was you!!”;
As you were saying that he threw some flour in your face laughing at your now white casted face;
You didn’t let him win this war and you lathered some frosting on his face;
With all this laughing and screaming Daehyeon decided to check on what was going on;
Not only was he shocked at what he saw he had to break up “the fight” or you'd use all the ingredients on one another instead of the cake;
You both promised there was need for supervision and that you wouldn’t screw around anymore;
But stealing glances at Junseo you could tell this was far from over.
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j1nwoox · 2 years
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For X and non-Omega X fans, please reblog and sign this petition requesting that the Korea Creative Content Agency and Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency launch an immediate investigation into the alleged physical, verbal, and emotional abuse experienced by the members of Omega X. 
Here is a twitter thread detailing what we know so far. 
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jisungshotfirst · 10 months
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jounosparticles · 3 months
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scent hcs.... scent hcs... my friend and I discuss this like every other week I'm glad you mentioned it DHJS
but uhm uhm tecchou uses 5-in-1 gamer shower products /j but seriously I think he would just use cheap shampoo/conditioner/soap like sauve or axe products or something. he doesn't care what he smells like and he gets clean to be clean. he has some fancy cologne that he was gifted... somewhere in his house but he probably put it somewhere and then forgot about it. he finds it for special occasions always without fail. I feel like he prefers fruity scents more than anything and he has 1 specific perfume/cologne brand he actually likes.
fukuchi has a generic men's cologne I think. I think he also gets like luxury cologne as a treat JDBS. but he likes stronger smells: leather, firewood idk stuff like that (I don't know men's cologne smells 😭) he smells like aftershave sometimes. I think he gets pretty generic shampoo as well BUT he gets specific hair products to keep it like that. it is the only thing he cares about everything else he just goes though the motions JFD. ALSO he smells like nicotine after a smoke break (obviously)
I think both tecchou and fukuchi SWEAT like CRAZY and it ruins both of their smells. at the end of the day they both collectively smell like wet dog and jouno avoids them like the plague.
teruko smells fruity! specifically red smells (strawberry, cherry blossom etc). she has REALLY good shampoo/conditioner she does NOT play with her hair. she uses perfume every now and then but I don't think they would be that crazy expensive. maybe like a couple in a secret stash JJEN. her perfumes are STRONG she walks in a room and the smell immediately fills the room. a menace to everyone's nostrils but at least it smells good.
tachihara smells like cinnamon. no explanation gingers smell like orange. again, he has a generic shampoo/conditioner BUT I think he collects expensive cologne. again idk I just think he would JBJ. I think after being in the port mafia for so long the nicotine/cigarette smell has seeped into his clothes and he just can't get it out just mask it. the only clothes that haven't been contaminated is his hunting dog uniform.
i actually really agree with these!!
tecchou i imagine smells like whatever the generic men’s body wash smells like. idk how to describe the smell akskfjskd but it’s strong and somewhat refreshing smelling. he would only wear cologne to something special and probably after he was Told to. i feel he’s just super lucky with his hair like he puts no effort in and it looks good.
fukuchi definitely wears a cologne probably to mask the faint scent of alcohol or something. i also like the firewood and leather idea a lot since he does rock the leather jacket. hair product headcanon makes sense too he’s old he’s gotta do anything he can to keep that hair he has /silly fr though idk if i’ve ever seen a Balding anime character
teruko Definitely doesn’t play about hair care. her hair is so cute she definitely uses the best stuff for it and it’s Working. she always smells pretty too yeah. like expensive as well.
absolutely agree with tachihara. he definitely smells like cinnamon he doesn’t know why but he just does. and small hc if he leaves the mafia whenever he smells cigarettes he will think back to hirotsu and be a little sad.
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stariwrites · 1 year
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Hi hi! Your valentine matchup event seems very fun. If you don't mind, I'd like to send a request ^^ the fandom is BNHA. I'm fine with males and females!
This is my answers for the questions:
1. Owl! I love owls! They're so cute. I'd like to discuss something with the owl while we're drinking our tea...
2. Honestly? I love cheerful cutesy songs, so... What is Love by Twice would be great.
3. Ohhh, I'm free to choose? Well, in that case... I'd like to be a detective! A cute, pink detective (imagine Elle Woods but as detective, not lawyer). I think I'd be the character that'll be the icon of the movie. Some people have not seen the movie, but they know my character. Something like that!
4. Trope as in... enemies to lovers, childhood friends, and things like that, right? If that's the case, well, I always love the trope enemies to lovers!
Thank you so much!! ❤❤❤
Of course!! I'd match you with...
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Momo Yaoyorozu!!!!
First things first I feel like you would both be enemies because you're so different and evenly matched in intelligence. There's been a silent rivalry between the two of you ever since you both worked at different detective agencies. It wasn't until the both of you were forced to work on the same case that you both were able to bond and understand that you're more alike than you thought. You both become an unstoppable power couple. I feel like in this world Momo would wear red and black while you'd wear pink. Momo would love your determination and strength and I believe that you would encourage her confidence.
Without any further ado, here's your playlist: if you don't have spotify I'll list them here.
Sexy Bomb by Drug Restaurant
Mmook JJi Bba by Saturday
Her by Block B
Oh Nana by KARD
Ice Cream Cake by Red Velvet
REALLY REALLY by WINNER
Red Flavor by Red Velvet
MAMMA MIA by SF9
View by SHINee
Paradise by BTS
FXXK IT by BIGBANG
Shine by Pentagon
Hola Hola by KARD
My Flower by JBJ
Whatta Man (Good Man) by I.O.I
Roller Coaster by CHUNG HA
Egotistic by MAMAMOO
BAAM by MOMOLAND
Get it by PRISTIN V
I got a boy by Girls Generation
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pls imagine being jealous of a celebrity 😭 if I find a boyfriend I hope he understands he has competition with my 3 husbands JBJ, Sami & Izzy lmaooo
Right, like honey, I love you, but you got to understand phil collen, izzy stradlin, and Brian may own a chunk of my heart
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obsidiancreates · 2 years
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JBJ I just imagine these two, like 30 year old teenage rebels as you say, creeping in through the door at 3AM, trying not to get caught by Dark and praying to god that Host is asleep.
And then a light turns on and a chair swivels around- and it's Stan The Water Man.
No no lol he's not there at the manor. But it's a funny mental image XD
Mostly likely Dark had Host check on if their adventure would end poorly or not. No details yet, just "Will they be okay by the end of it or will I need to intervene?"
And if Host says they'll be okay, he backs off. If Host says they'll need help, he helps!
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ramrodd · 9 days
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At the end of the Civil War, was slavery completely abolished in the US?
The short answer is “No, but we are getting there with Mark Cuban’s DEI business model.
COMMENTARY:
No, It was reconfigured by what became the practical peonage and convict labor of Gone With The Wind and Woodrow Wilson’s Presbyterian Jim Crow bigotry defended by William F. buckley in his rebuttal to James’ Baldwin’s proposition at Cambridge Union in 1965,
It is important to remember that the Nazis came to America to study our Jim Crow laws for the design of their Munich Racial Laws that began the Holocaust.
James Baldwin is why white supremacists hate Critical Race Theory and DEI performance technology, Baldwin is basically the message of BLM His message at Cambridge Union was the same as Louis Farrakhan at the Million Man March: racism is a mental illness.
In 1865, Gran, Sherman, Lincoln and Andrew Johnson essentially agreed with Buckley’s analysis of the “Negro Problem”, Andrew Johnson had the same approach to the Negro Problem as Woodrow Wilson and William F. Buckley, Lincoln, Grant and Sherman began working on fixing the problem before Appomattox. I’ve been working on the problem since I got back from Vietnam in various ways, most recently as part of Muriel Bowser’s Affordable Housing, Home Rule and Hip Hop agenda, In 1964, the vote was between LBH and Bull Conner The Buckley v Baldwin debate took place 4 months after the JBJ v Goldwater election., when the John Birch Society hijacked Goldwater’s Part of Lincoln Conservative brand and became the Movement Conservatives of Reaganomics that revealed themselves of January 6,
Critical Race Theory isn’t an inquiry into the possible effect of racism, if it even exists, but is based on the theory that it is fixable, Because of racism rich white folks like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk aren’t earning nearly as much from their investments as they could in a DEI society, Racism is an opportunity cost within the context of Adam Smith and Paul Krugman’s Salt Water economics. Critical Race Theory doesn’t ponder the question of Reparations going back to 1865: the issue is, how do we get the biggest bang for the buck.
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DEI performance technology is based on Esprit de Corps as a capitalist tool. Truman began to invest in DEI performance technology when he integrated the federal government and military services.
So, the short answer is to the question is “No, slavery was not completely abolished in America, but we are getting there, in spite of the power of Buckley’s rebuttal on the imagination of white supremacists.”
Or words to that effect.
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thesoundofsimple · 7 months
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recently my friends have started a new series on our text chat where they ask me about a band and im supposed to give my POV. this started because of some huge rant i went on saying REO speedwagon sucks and i dont care who knows it. anyway, several bands have been covered. here was their latest ask. Bon Jovi
Now onto more fun things 
Bon Jovi.
My opinion on Bon Jovi is skewed but my opinion on Jon who seems to be a pretty awesome human being by most accounts. The whole soup kitchen he owns and often secretly works in the back of washing dishes and shit is pretty much enough for me to give him a pass even if I hated his band.
That said, I dont hate his band. Tho I cant imagine putting a whole Bon Jovi record on and listening to it either.
This guys came on the scene when we were basically in middle school and at the time I hated them because they were essentially a boy band. Girls loved them which annoyed me. They were like a metal Duran Duran. 
Over time most of their music falls into my category of “good, but ive reached my limit on how many times I can hear it”. Lot of good music in that category. But if you give good love a bad name comes on I immediately turn it off, way over my limit. And even seeing other people get into it and start singing it and going wild it annoys me because im a weird person with issues. 
That said, that never say goodbye is a good sentimental ballad from the dreaded junior high dances, the young guns song is pretty good, and Dead or Alive is actually high on my list of great songs. It’s not just a good song its a great song, peak JBJ vocal abilities and he kills it (as does Richie), absolutely killer git solo, amazing start and end, it’s like the song they got from making the deal with the devil AND prob the best most perfectly self indulgent 80’s rock video maybe ever. Has it all, 80’s western outlaw haberdashery, limos with that half moon antenna, bodyguards, double neck guitars, stretching, feigned fatigue from having too much fun, empty stadiums, personalized airplanes, crazed fans, on and on. Perfection. 
Plus, JBJ’s appearance on Vinny Vedecci (Bill Hader) is so goddamn funny it saves him regardless of all my other ramblings. You cant find it online because of copywriter issues apparently (lawyers) but this still image makes me laugh on its own). 
As to the Jersey thing, hey you grow up sorta hating Jersey in NY but im cool with school spirit. Besides what’s not AWESOME about Sayreville? 
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starry-seongmin · 3 years
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Blurred Lines - Kim Donghan
So here is my first wei fic!! I am quite happy with this and proud of it if I do say so myself. I hope you guys enjoy it and like it as much as I do. Please do give feedback and reblog - mia
Themes: suggestive with a dash of angst
To say your glances towards a certain dancer were obvious would have been an understatement. But you couldn't help it, not when Donghan looked so irresistible in a white button up shirt and dress pants, tie loose and the sleeves rolled up, displaying his muscular arms.
Your heart and body was telling you to suck it up, walk over to him and kiss him but your mind said otherwise.
It wasn't that you couldn't just go up to him and kiss him like your life depended on it, you definitely could but you were more than sure how it would turn out. A kiss that would lead to him taking control and within seconds have you pinned under him, bent over or on top of him. You were way too familiar with this ever since the two of you decided to be a bit more than friends when the both of you found yourselves naked in his bed, clothes strewn all over his room.
The relationship purely based on certain benefits had been going on for almost half a year and surprisingly, your group of friends was quite oblivious to it...or if they were very much in light, they never let it show.
Your eyes trailed down his figure, slouched on the sofa, thumbs tapping away on his phone, his eyes reflecting the brightness of the screen. His jaw was clenched and forehead slightly furrowed in concentration. His legs spread in a very tempting manner, thighs where you had found yourself one too many times, looking just as inviting as usual...
"You're doing it again"
You snapped out of your daze which you didn't realize you had fallen in, in the first place. Donghan was staring at you, his right arm now behind his head. His phone was now resting next to him and all of his attention was now on you. His intense gaze made you feel small in his presence as you shifted in your seat, feeling embarrassed at being caught red handed.
"Doing what?" You let out a nervous chuckle earning a smirk from him. He leans forward, hands clasped infront of him, amused at your expression and determination of not letting him know what was going through your brain. "Looking at me", he ran his hand through his hair, your eyes following every movement wanting to replace his hand with yours and maybe tug on it as his mouth does wonders on you.
"You're still doing it" he teases, ego inflating at the effect he has on you doing the bare minimum. "So..?" You clear your throat, trying to sound stable despite feeling weak in the knees. "Am I not allowed to look at you?" You raise your eyebrow at Donghan who had stood up from his original place and was making his way towards you with painfully slow steps, his figure towering over you and making you slip in a submissive state. It didn't help that his eyes bore into yours, dark and intense with his gaze while his hands busied in taking off his tie.
Upon reaching you, he squats down to be at eye level with you. "You are allowed to look at me" his voice was low and deeper than usual, sending shivers down your spine, enticed with how things had taken a turn. You visibly gulped as Donghan's hand reaches to tuck in a stray piece of hair behind your ear. "But it's the way you're staring at me...almost as if you need me?" His hand lingered on your cheek, thumb ghosting over your bottom lip. He waited for you to answer, to admit that you did want him right there and then but your voice failed you as you couldn't do anything but stare at him.
"You seem a bit tongue tied...let me loosen it up for you"
If the room wasn't already hot, it certainly was now with how those words rolled off his tongue so easily. Then again, he was always quite the smooth talker whether it was in general or when the two of you would get down and dirty. You turned your face away from him, not being able to look him in the eyes, afraid you might say something that went against the rules and boundaries you two had set.
Lately, you had been feeling a certain type of way towards him. A way friends shouldn't feel. You were at a crossroad, wanting to spill out your heart to him if it meant that there was even a sliver of a chance that he might feel the same way or to end this pact you had made and for now, maintain a distance if it means that your ever growing feelings would disappear until there's nothing left but platonic care and love. You knew you had to do it soon.
But the way he gently turned your head to face him, leaning forward to press a deep kiss that will surely leave you breathless and desperate for more..the way you automatically submitted yourself to him as if it was second nature...the way his hands roamed all over your body, clothes being thrown mindlessly around the room, his touch leaving a spark on your skin and igniting an unquenchable fire in yourself...maybe you can have him tonight and forget about the lines that were blurring for you.
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chaeinedup · 1 year
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WEi when you fall asleep on another member
Daehyeon:
He sees no harm in it;
You’re tired and he would never be upset by you falling asleep on junseo’s shoulder;
He will however carry you very gently to his bed;
His priority is your comfort and he for sure doesn’t want you waking up with back pain or a sore neck;
And if you wake up during the process and ask him to nap with you or stay, unless he’s really busy he for sure will;
Of course the request is gonna make him feel so warm and fuzy, the will to kiss you all over your face is getting hard to control;
He wished you could know just how adorable you are.
Donghan:
You were working on the living room floor while they were watching TV;
But your all nighters were definetly catching up to you so you decided to close your laptop and lean your back against the bunkbed;
One second you saw the TV screen the next one you were fast asleep;
Seokhwa noticed your head on his shoulder and he tapped Donghan’s arm;
Donghan couldnt help but smile to himself, he had told you to take the day off to rest but you’re as stubborn as it gets;
He got up placing his cold hand on your face;
You opened your eyes due to the temperature change and he asked;
“do you want to sleep in my bed?”
You of course said yes as long as he stayed with you;
Yongha:
He had been out for the day due to personal schedules so you were left alone with the rest of the guys;
There was no concerns about that he knew you can handle them pretty well and if you need something the others would gladly help;
When he opened the door he saw everyone in the living room having some snacks;
He also saw you half asleep on yohan’s shoulder;
His heart ached a little, not because of jealousy but because he wished he could’ve been there to take care of you;
But now that he’s here will make sure to do just that so he sat himself next to you and carefully moved your head to his shoulder;
He grabbed your hand as well caressing it too.
Yohan:
It was dinner time so yohan was busy in the kitchen preparing dinner along with Donghan;
Daehyeon was setting the plates and junseo and seokhwa were changing clothes;
Everyone was a wreck, packed day enough said;
So much so you and yongha knocked out leaning on each other, mouth open and everything;
When Junseo and Seokhwa came back to the living room they couldn’t help but laugh and tease a little;
All that commotion made yohan turn around and he actually found it very endearing;
Obviously he was gonna tease you both about this but he can’t lie that his heart skipped a few beats he just loves you so much.
Seokhwa:
Seokhwa invited you over since he couldnt sleep and tomorrow they had a day off;
You didn’t want to tell him you were tired because truth be told, you wanted to go and have a little fun with your friends;
All was going well but you fell sleep mid board game which is unusual;
Donghan couldn’t sto giggling he was scared of making a bigger move and waking you up;
Of course seokhwa being seokhwa he just had to take a picture and he did, multiple actually;
After a small photoshoot he slightly shook you to wake you up;
You woke up a little startled and after realising everyone was looking at you, you got a little embarassed;
Seokhwa suggested for you to sleep in his bed while they finised the game and you galdy took his offer.
Junseo:
You were waiting on Junseo with Daehyeon;
Daehyeon was on his computer and you were on your phone, you were all to go out for a late night snack but you were battleling with sleep;
Hunger and tiredness which one will win;
Once Junseo was fully ready sleep had by far won and he felt so bad he didn’t want to wake you up but he also knew if you woke up again you’d be just as hungry;
So there was only one thing to do, leave you sound asleep since you were already on his bed but still get you food;
He knew what you were craving so he made a mental note to get you exactly that;
And by some miracle once they came back home you had just woken up;
You were gonna ask why he didn’t wake you but then he showed you the Mc Donald’s bags;
Junseo didn’t want you eating alone either so they just brough the food home and ate with you;
He also said “next time don’t fall asleep on Daehyeon hyung my pillows are more comfortable” while smilling. 
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hearthepitapat · 4 years
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Hello there! I’m a new account dedicated to writing K-Pop imagines and/or reactions. Go ahead and request, hopefully I’ll be able to reach your expectations!
Groups I write for:
EXO
GOT7
SEVENTEEN
ASTRO
TWICE
NCT
DAY6
JBJ
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honeyutoda · 5 years
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JBJ/JBJ95 Masterlist
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Taehyun
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Kenta
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Sanggyun
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Longguo
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Hyunbin (VIINI)
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Donghan
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xxjkmxx · 5 years
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~Red Kenta Moodboard~
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