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expired-applejuice · 1 year

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Part 5 of incorrect quotes

Bahorel: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Grantaire, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Cosette: i made a Marshmallow Inspector Javert.

Cosette: see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at Marshmallow Valjean for escaping him.

Cosette: you like it?

Javert:

Javert: *choked up* it's fine.

Courfeyrac: Once again, Courfeyrac and Combeferre save the day.

Enjolras: You didn't do anything It was all Combeferre.

Courfeyrac: We're a package deal. Everybody knows that.

Grantaire: Hello, fellow idiots

Enjolras: Hello, Grantaire

Grantaire: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Enjolras: You underestimate me

*Combeferre is cooking*

Grantaire: Any chance that's for me?

Combeferre: It's for Courfeyrac. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Enjolras: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

Enjolras: Feuilly isn't answering his phone

Bahorel: I'll call

Combeferre: Enjolras and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Feuilly: Hello?

Javert: God, give me patience.

Valjean: I think you mean "give me strength".

Javert: No, You better hope God doesn't give me strength because if he did, you'd be dead.

Joly: Hey, Bossuet? What does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Bossuet: i don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Joly: Oh, okay, I'll just ask Musichetta. I love you too.

Bossuet:

Jehan: You have to apologize.

Montparnasse: Fine, but this might make me a better and more likable person and that is not the man you fell in love with!

Someone may have done this

*playing truth or dare*

Eponine: Okay, truth or dare?

Grantaire: Dare.

Eponine: Kiss the next person who arrives.

Grantaire: Gross, I'm not kissing any of you. None of you are my type.

*Enjolras walks in*

Grantaire:

Grantaire, using breath stray and putting on chapstick: Well, a dare's a dare.

Courfeyrac: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Marius: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?

Courfeyrac: Seize the dick.

Grantaire: mean, sure, I have my bad days. But then I remember what a cute smile Apollo has.

Combeferre: *seductively takes off glasses*

Combeferre: Wow...

Courfeyrac, blushing: Haha... what?

Combeferre: You're really fucking blurry.

Bossuet: Hey, babe.

Joly: Hmm?

Bossuet: I need your help with a math problem.

Joly: Oh, sure! What do you need?

Bossuet: How do you simplify 2i<6u?

Joly: i<3u

Bossuet: Awww, i<3u too!

Joly:

Enjolras, texting Bossuet: Send dudes

Bossuet: You mean-

Bossuet: You mean send nudes??!

Enjolras: No, we crashed the funeral and I'm bleeding. Send Grantaire

Grantaire: *already ran out the door*

Combeferre: I know every song to ever exist, doesn't matter when it was made.

Enjolras: Oh, yeah?

Grantaire: Finish this; I don't cook, I don't clean-

Combeferre: but let me tell you how got this ring,

Combeferre, Grantaire, and Courfeyrac, who came out of no were: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME, DRIP DOWN THE SIDE OF ME-

*undercover*

Eponine: You don't think can fight because I'm a girl.

Marius: 'Ponie I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. To be fair, don't think Bahorel could fight in that either.

Bahorel: No, but I'd make a bomb ass wife.

Valjean: You're pouting.

Javert: I'm not pouting, I'm brooding.

Valjean: That's how pretty men pout.

Valjean, picking up his phone: Javert? I'm kind of busy right now-

Javert: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of Redbull consecutively would heighten my senses or would I just die?

Valjean:

Valjean: I'm on my way.

Eponine: Bitches be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and were neglected.

Eponine: Like what do you know about being baby? You were forced to grow up from an early age.

Eponine:

Everyone else:

Eponine: It's me. I'm bitches.

Gavroche, sighing: We know.

Feuilly: Y'all ever get so tired you see spiders?

Grantaire: Me when I take seventeen Benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man.

Jehan: THE WHAT?

Grantaire: Oh, so this is suddenly not a safe space?

Courfeyrac: Relationships should be 50/50; Combeferre cooks dinner while I sit on the counter looking pretty.

Bahorel: Not everyone likes you, Montparnasse. You aren't Feuilly.

Montparnasse: Not everyone likes Feuilly??

Enjolras, coming out of no where: Who?

Montparnasse:

Bahorel, cracking his knuckles: we need names, Montparnasse.

Musichetta: Can you two cut me some slack? I'm sort of in love.

Joly: I'm sorry, but that's really not our problem.

Musichetta: I'm in love with you both.

Bossuet, blushing: Oh... that brings us into the loop a little.

Combeferre: I fell-

Courfeyrac: From heaven?

Combeferre: No, I literally fell-

Courfeyrac: In love with me the moment you saw me

Combeferre: MY ARM IS BROKEN, COURFEYRAC

Courfeyrac: Ok, but am I pretty? Be honest.

*Combeferre and Grantaire in a casino*

Combeferre: Grantaire, we're about to get kicked out-

Grantaire: Shush!

Combeferre: We gotta-

Grantaire: Shut up!

Combeferre: R-

Grantaire: Shh! Shush, shush, shush! Do you hear that?

Combeferre: Wha- are you drunk?

Grantaire: Yes, but listen!

Combeferre:

Grantaire:

Grantaire: It's the sound of me not giving a fuck.

Javert: We all have our demons.

Javert, pointing at Les Amis: These ones are mine.

Valjean, helping Marius stand after being wounded: You need to be careful, you're loosing a lot of blood-

Marius, loopy: I'm not "loosing" it, I know exactly where it is!

*Marius points to the puddle of his blood on the floor.*

Valjean: Oh, dear Lord, I should just leave you.

Enjolras, making his third cup of coffee: Why are my hands so shaky?

Combeferre, on his fifth: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Montparnasse, to Feuilly: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?

Bahorel, holding Feuilly's hand: The audacity.

Combeferre: Did you know-

Bahorel: That somethings are better left unsaid?

Combeferre: Nice try.

Eponine: Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self doubt?

Jehan: If I were a drink, I'd be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Grantaire: Bleach.

Bahorel: Blood

Montparnasse: arsenic

Feuilly: Alright, calm down edgelords.

Grantaire: Dad didn't raise a quitter!

Joly: I thought your dad left?

Grantaire: Which is why I'm quitting.

Grantaire to Combeferre: Do you think I'm ugly?

Combeferre: It's not about looks, R. What's valuable is on the inside.

Grantaire, touched: Aww...

Combeferre: For example, someone's heart.

Grantaire: You're a good friend, Combeferre -

Combeferre: It can be priced at over one million US dollars, you know.

Grantaire:

Grantaire: Ok, here's my wishlist.

Musichetta: This is surprisingly reasonable.

Joly: We could probably get all this by Christmas.

Enjolras: Oh, so no one's gonna ask why I'm on the list?

Grantaire: That's more of a hope.

Enjolras: I still don't get why I'm on the list?

Bossuet, to Grantaire: Are you sure you don't want someone else?

Grantaire: Nope, I want him.

Enjolras: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY I'M OM THE LIST?!

*playing Would You Rather?*

Eponine: Ok, R. Would you rather die or-

Grantaire: Die.

Cosette: She hasn't even-

Grantaire: Die.

Marius: Grantaire, we talked about this...

Enjolras: I was born for politics.

Enjolras: have great hair and I'm great at lying.

Bahorel: I've thought about taking swim classes for adults, but honestly that's sadder than just drowning.

Combeferre, to Grantaire: I need 45 minutes away from you, and then we can be best friends again.

Montparnasse: *raises eyebrows *

Jehan: Put those back down

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gerec · 1 year

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Hi!! Do you know of any fics where Erik actually stays after Charles is injured on the beach? So many fix it fics just erase the events on the beach entirely 😔

Hi Anon,

I've tried to keep these to recs for fics where Erik actually stays during/after the accident, and not fics where he leaves them on the beach and then comes back weeks/months/years later. Fix it fics of the latter kind would require an entirely separate and very long list lol.

Hope you enjoy!

Yours, Mine, Ours by ikeracity

Charles may not be able to walk, but that doesn't stop Erik from taking him out on a run every morning. Post-beach fluff.

with so much of my heart (none is left to protest) by friendlyneighbourhoodteacakes

Charles doesn't remain conscious after the bullet hits him in Cuba. Erik doesn't handle it well.

Arms I'd Never Use by alby_mangroves, anselm0

“We’re both disasters,” Erik states quietly. “In all likelihood, this will end in disaster.”

“You love me,” Charles says simply, “as much as I love you. That has to count for something.”

It doesn't end on the beach in Cuba, but that doesn't mean it's going to be easy as Erik tries to repair his relationship with Charles.

working my way back (to you, babe) by friendlyneighbourhoodteacakes

23rd October, 1963.

"Uh… Professor?"

"What is it, Hank?"

"Uhm. Erik is at the front door. And he has two toddlers with him. One of them has white hair."

To be said and said by pearl_o

Raven and Erik both came back after the beach. This doesn't mean things are okay.

I conscientiously believe so by orangeslices4scott

Erik stays with Charles after Cuba.

Anger, serenity, and the spaces in between by appleseed

After Cuba, things are going to change - at least if Charles has any say in the matter.

Camelot, Revisited by iberiandoctor (jehane)

On a beach in Cuba, Erik makes a different choice, and Charles can't say no.

Blood Stained Hands by swoopswoop

What if Erik had realised how stupid it was to leave an injured man on a beach in the hands of the enemy?

Not Half As Blinding by keire_ke

Not too long after the Cuban missile crisis, Erik is captured. Charles rescues him.

(This is one of my fandom favorites, and though it doesn't fit your prompt exactly I think it's close enough and definitely worth reading!!!)

#gerec rambles #cherik #cuba #beach divorce #fix-it #xmfc fix-it #fic rec #gerec's fic rec #i just realized i accidentally snuck in a fic where Erik comes back after a year sorry lol #it's good so i'm not taking it out

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gshsjdkdoid · 21 days

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Wake up babes I'm sick, overstimulated, and bleeding; anyways-

Enjolras: Alpha, he is the passionate and charismatic leader of the group, embodies alpha qualities. He is driven, assertive, and has a commanding presence.

Grantaire: Beta, his character can be seen as more laid-back and non-confrontational compared to other members of Les Amis. Betas are often portrayed as more neutral and adaptable individuals in A/B/O dynamics.

Combeferre: Alpha, he is known for his intelligence and extensive knowledge. He exhibits leadership qualities and often provides guidance to his comrades, which is a common trait in alphas

Courfeyrac: Alpha, he is typically portrayed as confident, outgoing, and socially adept. His natural charm and ability to connect with others align with alpha characteristics.

Jehan Prouvaire: Omega; Jehan's sensitivity, artistic nature, and tendency to seek emotional connections makes him a good fit for the omega sub-gender.

Marius Pontmercy: Beta, while passionate about his beliefs, is often portrayed as more reserved and introspective. He can be seen as a beta who supports and contributes to the group in his own way.

Bahorel: Alpha, Bahorel's boisterous and adventurous nature aligns well with the alpha sub-gender. He is also often depicted as a lively and outgoing individual.

Feuilly: Beta, he is known for his hardworking and dedicated nature, can be seen as a beta. Betas often fulfill supportive roles within the group and are valued for their reliability.

Bossuet: Beta, Bossuet is often portrayed as cheerful and easygoing. He can be seen as a beta who brings positivity and humor to the group.

Joly: Omega, he is known for his hypochondria and anxiety, can be seen as an omega who is more sensitive and cautious. He often provides a sympathetic ear and is concerned about the well-being of others.

Musichetta: Alpha, Musichetta is a confident and independent character, can be seen as an alpha. She is often depicted as assertive and unafraid to speak her mind.

Jean Prouvaire (Jehan's brother): Omega, Jean Prouvaire, could be depicted as an omega. He is sensitive, artistic, and shares similar traits with Jehan.

Remember, this is mostly personal. I personally think they align with these.

#les miserables #les mis #grantaire #les amis #hehe :3 #enjolras #les amis de l'abc #bahorel #joly #combeferre #courfeyrac #musichetta #jean prouvaire #jehan prouvaire #feuilly #marius pontmercy #a/b/o #HAHAHAHAHAH #GET WRECKED

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escalusia · 2 years

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just two possessed babes

euryphia and jehan!

#dragon age #dragon age ocs #jehan #euryphia #dai #dragon age inquisition #my art

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midasinc · 3 years

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modern era jehan hcs:

-jehan is the only member of les amis still in university. they're in their senior year atm and they're majoring in theatre! courfeyrac is already planning an extravagant grad party

-(from pet hcs) they're really handy and creative with diy projects and work around the apartment, so jehan has created an entire play area for their rats. it's very big, very elaborate so that they don't get bored when jehan is at class

-speaking of being handy, bahorel/feuilly/jehan are practically a maintenance crew for the rest of their friends. jehan in particular is weirdly good at sorting out plumbing problems and issues with showers, so they'll always take on a job for something small in return (typically just lunch)

-for the past year and a half, jehan has had a podcast with enjolras. they do three episodes a week (when possible): two that are about whatever jehan wants to blabber on about and one where enjolras can rant and rave about politics, politicians, companies, and whatever else is bothering him atm. jehan's youtube channel has gotten suspended before due to enjolras's "inflammatory language", so now they have a printed out list of words/phrases enjolras isn't allowed to use when they're on-air. there's also an episode where one of jehan's rats crawls into enjolras's lap when he isn't paying attention and when he notices, he shrieks so loud that it momentarily blows out his mic.

-the podcast only has 38 listeners, but to jehan that is a HUGE number

-jehan is really big into nail care. whether that means taking care of their cuticles or painting their nails, they are very particular about how they treat their hands and their nails. their hands are always moisturized and their nails are always clipped evenly and filed into uniform shapes. when other people are over, jehan will do their nails and let them go off about their life

-they also belong to a slam poetry organization and they love slam poetry, but they haven't ever won a competition. their excuse is that their poetry is too deep for everyone else (in reality, their delivery is so corny but they don't know that yet)

-(from tween era hcs) eponine is actually a really good friend of jehan's! they were in that creative writing club together in middle school and to this day, jehan will send her poems they wrote and will receive short stories that eponine wrote herself. jehan brought her to the slam poetry club one time, but eponine accidentally started laughing during someone else's act and got the both of them kicked out for the night. they really like having her over for sleepovers and movies

-i believe in chub jehan supremacy. jehan is perfect for being a big spoon and they have ass for days goodbye and goodnight

-THEIR HAIR IS NOT NATURALLY GINGER !!!!! jehan dyes their hair, like, every other month. their natural hair is very very dark. they get it from their mom, who's from tahiti and immigrated from french polynesia before marrying jehan's dad and jehan really resembles their mom. they tan super easily and have a naturally dark complexion, but they saw a ginger model one time on instagram and started vibrating because they decided in that instant that they were going to dye their hair. at the moment, their roots are very grown out; they havent had time to hit the hair salon

-they have this one gucci shirt that- oh my god. everyone hates it. jehan thinks it's so awesome but oh my god it's awful. nowhere near worth the price. courfeyrac wants to steal it in the middle of the night and throw it away but jehan would beat the shit out of him. they think it's the best purchase they ever made (asides from their rats <3) and they flaunt it like they're at the met gala. they essentially ARE at the met gala- but they're the celebrity that everyone roasts for three years afterwards because it's THAT ugly

#les mis #les miserables #modern era #modern au #les mis headcanons #OPs Les Mis HCs #jehan prouvaire #jean prouvaire #jehan #les amis #the jehan hour <3 #absolute babe

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rysttle · 4 years

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I will (probably) never draw 1996 animation movie claude frollo because why. The musical one however,,, thanks patrick page

Look idk why I found it funny-

#uhh clarification but yeah he's still the villain of course I just find it funny that he was like 'oh cool un babe' and went straight to 'ew #hunchback of notre dame #the hunchback of notre dame #musical #claude frollo #jean frollo #jehan frollo #MAYBE??? I HAVE NO CLUE #Someone correct me if im wrong #oh and #quasimodo #in a bundle #lmao au where jean lives hahahahahhahahJK JK IM BEGGING MYSELF TO STOP MAKING FIX IT AUS ESPECIALLY THIS #fanart #sort of #might add random things in the rb #the hunchback of notre dame musical #my art

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kaikaughosts · 5 years

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Kiss The Girl

It starts off with an on-beat hum. Not quite the best in his sober state, but after a few notes it’s clear what he’s humming. The meeting hasn’t started, by some grace of God- and a well hidden planner somewhere in Enjolras’ satchel. Everyone’s here, chatting and laughing, waiting for the damn meeting to finish so they can actually drink.

(“No more alcohol during the meetings. I’m tired of you and Bahorel damaging the cafe- and each other.”)

But Grantaire sees it, during the chorus to I’ve Got No Strings, he sees it.

No matter how little, Enjolras is swaying. Grantaire stops, and so does the sway.

If that isn’t a challenge wrapped in a blonde bow.

He isn’t the only one to notice. Grantaire starts humming Hakuna Matata, a bit louder now. It takes all his willpower to not screech the Circle Of Life instead, and it pays off when Bossuet starts pounding a little drumbeat on the table.

That little sway is back. Enjolras ducks his head, but Grantaire swears to the gods he sees a smile. Enj turns to Combeferre, his entire bag emptied onto the table, and whispers something- surely about the missing planner, and Combeferre huffs before handing over his own bag.

Joly jumps in with Aladdin- little harmonies and scratching at the wood in beat, and Jehan vocalizes on Tangled. It’s not long before they’re actually singing, stomping their feet, banging the beat into the table.

Enjolras is standing at the front of the room, quietly sorting through papers and doing god-knows-what on Combeferre’s laptop, making a point to keep his face turned from their concert. The meeting should have started a song or two ago, but from the way he’s swaying to Why Should I Worry? - the little tap of his foot and the relaxation in his shoulders- tells the Amis to milk this for all they can.

Bahorel and Grantaire’s rendition of Cruella De Vil, accompanied by a swing dance neither of them knew how to do, breaks something in the universe. They’re too loud to ignore, swinging across the floor and overall making fools of themselves. Grantaire over-estimates his strength(or underestimates Bahorel’s weight, tomato tamoto), and drops Bahorel on the dip. There’s an eruption of laughter, but-

Grantaire hears- surely, his hearing is gone. He looks up, and his heart explodes.

Enjolras is laughing. fucking teeth-showing, eyes brightening, head thrown back, curls bouncing laughing- holy ShIT does this nerd have the dorkiest laugh he’s ever heard. A giggle-snort, dying penguin, broken Abba vinyl of a laugh that shouldn’t be as cute as it is.

Their eyes meet- Enjolras covering his mouth, shaking, a blush creeping up his neck. Grantaire trips over lyrics, trying to help Bahorel up. There’s no hidden annoyance in his eyes, no begrudging resignation, no fiery passion, just… happiness. Enjolras smiles, and it’s a good look on him.

But it’s Courfeyrac’s “sha-la-la-la-la” that breaks the dam. Because, much like the death of Caesar, Grantaire feels the room flip against him. The song dies in his throat, he can’t tear his eyes from Enj.

“There you see her, sitting there across the way”

Enj shushes up, never losing the entertainment in his eyes. He turns back to Ferre’s laptop.

Courf wraps an arm around Enj, singing to his heart’s content. There’s a knowing look in his eye. An unspoken smugness coming over the room.

“Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do”

Courf leaves Enj’s side to drape himself across a table, and it’s soon a duet with him and Jehan. Jehan’s humming in R’s ear. They pulls at Taire’s shoulder, finally tears his eyes from Enj. Jehan says something, drowned out by Joly’s “WAH WAH WAH”

“What?”

“I said, he would love a boat date.”

These bastards. This counts as treason, he’s pretty sure. That stupid smirk on Bossuet’s face, the small snaps Feuilly’s doing, that fake horn Bahorel’s blowing. Complete traitors, the whole lot.

“Looks like the boy's too shy

Ain't gonna kiss the girl”

Combeferre looks up from his book, turns his body towards Enj. “ Now's your moment,”

“Hm?” Enj looks up, he catches Grantaire’s eye, and quickly turns to Ferre. “I’ve misplaced the planner, but! Now would be a good time to discuss the mistreatment of Disneyland employees in Paris.”

“Are we doing that today?”

Eyes wonder back to the mass of sober drunks, more specifically to the ravenette hiding behind Bossuet. Enj cracks a smile, ducking behind the laptop when Grantaire looks up.

“Let’s give Courf one more solo,”

#enjoltaire #modern headcanon #les amis #les mis #Enjolras #Grantaire #this totally happened at some point #this was meant to be a short ramble woops #Enj is serious but he's still a student lmao #let my boi do dumb shit with his friends #pre-relationship #Jehan's a babe #Joly's a WAH #kaikau

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permit-it · 6 years

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Jehan: How are you?

Grantaire: Aside from sabotaging all of my healthy relationships in order to maintain my self-narrative that I don’t care about anyone or anything, I’m doing okay.

#is this too real ?#source: twitter #R my babe #les mis #les miserables #les amis #les amis de l'abc #incorrect les mis quotes #incorrect quotes #barricade boys #grantaire #jehan prouvaire #jehan #exr #e/r #enjoltaire

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petalproufaerie · 6 years

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What @montparnassee has to put up with....and what I have to put up with~

#gif #my love #behind the scenes #les mis #patron minette #les amis #jeanparnasse #Jehan #jean prouvaire #Montparnasse #cosplay #Les mis cosplay #I’m never serious #such a child #my boy is so handsome *_*#Adrian you babe #mon loup

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weisbrot · 6 years

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cha boi been multishipping again ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

#Les Miserables #les mis #jehan prouvaire #courfeyrac #combeferre #montparnasse #my blergh #lm my blergh #so there was a convo on twitter of friends discussing all those different ships and well multiship mess weisbrot had to #@ hasharakl deboracabral and courfee you beautiful babes! you made me do this and i am forever thankful!#might redo with colours later

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expired-applejuice · 2 years

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Group chat... part 1?

Courfeyrac added Bahorel , Bossuet, Cosette, Combeferre, Enjolras, Eponine, Feuilly, Grantaire, Gavroche, Javert, Joly, Montparnasse, Musichetta, Prouvaire, and Valjean to the chat

Courfeyrac changed the Chat's name to "French gents"

Courfeyrac: there we go!

Enjolras: Courfeyrac, why is Inspector Javert in this chat.

Courfeyrac: he seems chill.

Eponine: OI! There are more than just "gents" in this chat!

Musichetta: as long as I'm included I don't mind.

Javert: what is this?

Valjean: this seems like a way to send online letters to multiple people at once.

Bahorel: I just aged, like 50 years, reading that.

Joly: something is missing.

Bossuet: snacks?

Cosette: where is Marius

Courfeyrac: CRAP

Combeferre: don't add him

Valjean: ^^

Javert: agreed with the smart man.

Combeferre: What does he contribute to our group?

R: I hate you all so much! I'm leaving.

Flowerboi: you can't.

Bah: this is a family!

Center: you're already on the Revolutionaries holiday card.

Ferre: you're one of us.

Jolllllly: we're your idiots forever.

Bald-uet: and you'll never escape!

Poland: NEVER

Inspectdeez: still don't understand why Poland joined the French gents chat...

Monty: I just realized Feuilly is Poland's biggest fan

Monty: get it?

Monty: FAN

Poni: out.

24601: Javert arrest him

Apollo: I don't get it.

R: blonde.

LiteralAngel: Because he makes fans.

Apollo: Cosette... I'm sorry for everything you may think I said about you. You live up to your name.

Ferre: in reality it was all about Marius being an idiot.... how did he pull you? Like Eponine I get, but Marius?

LiteralAngel: he makes me laugh.

Flowerboi: lol they really be talking about him like he's not in chat.

Disowned: it's bad enough they named me after my trauma

Monty: we could have named you DeadDad.

Jolllllly: you guys are so mean.

Bald-uet: stop picking on him

Queen: Marius want a free coffee on the house?

Disowned: Thanks Musichetta.

Queen: no problem

24601: ..... I agree with Combeferre.

LiteralAngel: Papa!

Pup: BAHHAHAHAHA

Poni: Marius has some good traits.

Inspectdeez: name 3.

Poni: he is kind

LiteralAngel: he is smart.

Ferre: yeah right.

Poni: passionate.

Disowned: thanks babes.

Center: never say that again Pontmercy.

Bah: please.

Poland: I actually liked the joke Monty.

Monty: :D

Bah: ...

Jehan: run

Apollo: seriously... run

R: you're in danger mon ami.

Monty: o_O

Bald-uet: stop with those weird faces.

Monty: :p

Bald-uet: please.

Monty: okay.

Inspectdeez: which one of you dumbass, walking dead looking children took my new sword

Ferre: I'm not saying it was Valjean... but he has a history.

Valjean: it was just a loaf of bread!

Jolllllly: and the silver from the bishop.

Pup: and petit Gervais's money.

Apollo: and the French uniform.

Poni: according to father, Cosette.

LiteralAngel: that was a lie.

Poni: I know... I felt left out.

Inspectdeez: my heart.

Inspectdeez deleted a chat...

24601: ... still it wasn't me.

Bah: one time R stole apples.

R: that's it! I'm no longer going easy on you in boxing.

Bah: oooo I'm so scared.

Pup: someone record it, please.

Center: I got you.

Queen: honestly, when have you used a sword?

Inspectdeez: when a certain someone tried to guilt trip me into letting him go.

24601: I OFFERED FOR YOU TO COME WITH ME

Inspectdeez: so defensive. Only guilty people are that defensive.

24601: you said we should forget the past. Have I brought up the fact that you recognized me from my muscles.

Pup: that's pretty gay

LiteralAngel: papa, javert please don't start again.

Inspectdeez: sorry Cosette.

24601: sorry Cosette.

Inspectdeez: I know you didn't steal it. I'm sorry.

Jolllllly: Lesgle is crying

Queen: like super hard

Bald-uet: it's just so beautiful.

Flowerboi: Cosette really is talented. She straight up told wolverine and gladiator to shut up.

Monty: she could beat all our asses tbh

Disowned: and than Eponine would beat you for even trying to hurt Cosette.

Ferre: it's good to know who wears the pants in the relationship

Poni: where did you get that sword Gav?

Pup: from the inspector while he put it down to pick a flower.

Inspectdeez: WHAT?!

Flowerboi: flower power!!

Inspectdeez: IT WAS THE CHILD

Pup: told you not to underestimate me. This only goes to show what little people can do.

R: lol he said "i have the high ground"

Apollo: perhaps I was to quick to judge Gavroche.

24601: Gavroche please don't hurt yourself

Center: ^^ please

Ferre: you need some training.

Jolllllly: not by Bossuet

Queen: he'd probably stab someone. By accident of course

Jolllllly: or himself.

Bald-uet: no faith in me

Bah: you shouldn't take it personal

Poland: I've seen him hurt himself by walking

Bah: that's not that surprising.

Queen: either way I love you.

Jolllllly: as does I.

R: ima throw up

Flowerboi: R don't ruin their moment.

Disowned: see there so much love!

Apollo: shut up marius

Ferre: oh Enjolras <3

R: Questo stupido nerd mi sta dando sui nervi. Faresti meglio a dormire con un occhio aperto stanotte. Perseguiterò i tuoi sogni e ti porterò io stesso alla ghigliottina. Tiro la leva anch'io con un sorriso.

Disowned: mamma mia

Ferre: ...

Apollo: what did he say

R: Se vuoi vivere non dirglielo, Combeferre

Ferre: he told me about his art... what great art it is.

Center: Picasso

R: Buona

Bah: he knows how to speak Mario?

Poland: MARIO

LiteralAngel: what did I miss?

Poni: a lot, mon amour

LiteralAngel: I can kind of see that

Inspectdeez: kid can I have my sword back.

Pup: what do I get in return

Inspectdeez: a full pardon.

Pup: I'm a child.

24601: I should have taken advise from him.

Inspectdeez: fine. I will let you ride the horse into your school.

Pup: I'm on my way now.

Monty: I fear that kid.

Bah: same.

Ferre: settle a debate. Is barbie a lesbian

R: DUH

Center: TOLD YOU

Ferre: how is she gay what about ken

Poni: she has all those women in her life, and she hasn't had one lesbian lover? Unrealistic. She was a queer.

Ferre: ITS A KID'S PRODUCT!!!

Inspectdeez: they are banned in many different countries.

Center: HA

Center: I'm sorry, please still love me.

Ferre: of course I do. Now I see it.

R: her closet was bigger than jehan's

Flowerboi: don't judge me.

R: I'm just saying you both have style.

Flowerboi: well it doesn't mean much coming from you. I've only seen you in 4 different outfits.

R: don't judge me.

Bah: I felt the heat on that burn.

Poland: that was barley a burn you himbo.

Bah: what?

Apollo: by saying what you proved his point

Jolllllly: check and mate

24601: do you guys often get into stupid arguments?

LiteralAngel: papa that should be a given.

Queen: if they don't something is wrong.

Bald-uet: one time Bahorel swore that he saw a UFO

Bah: I'm just saying, there was a bright light and than a weird noise.

Inspectdeez: you live in one of the worse part of town. All those could have been crazy drug addicts.

Poland: see told you. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Bah: I'm not scared.

Monty: you literally blew up our phones to ask if you can stay with me and Jehan.

Bah: you know what, Montparnasse? I'm getting real tired of your shit now.

LiteralAngel: language.

Jolllllly: there are kids in this chat.

Pup: I don't give a damn.

Bald-uet: I think the kids will be alright.

Poni: who the fuck taught him those shitty ass words?

Ferre: ...

Disowned: TV.

LiteralAngel: yeah definitely.

Center: Eponine.

Disowned: shush

Poni: oh... lol eh. I'm not his mother.

Apollo: okay back to the barbie thing- did you now watch the movies??? That is a homosexual

Center: thank you!

Queen: how did Combeferre not see that?

Ferre: because... I was to worried about Ken.

Ferre: do you think Ken was gay.

R: yes.

LiteralAngel: for sure.

Poni: no doubt.

Poland: did you see toy story 3?

Center: cried My eyes out.

Poni: COSETTE COME GET YOUR SON!

24601: WHAT!?

Inspectdeez: I WILL KILL MARIUS.

Disowned: I didn't do It I swear.

LiteralAngel: oh calm down everyone. My furby.

Poni: YOU MEAN YOUR DEMON! THIS THING JUST TALKED AND I TOOK THE BATTERIES OUT! COME GET IT OR ITS GOING IN THE FIRE

Flowerboi: burn it.

Ferre: even I can't explain this.

R: it's simple. There's another battery in the toy, so the batteries you take out charge the one inside so when you take those out, it still works.

Apollo: how did you know that?

R: Google is free.

Bah: still its creepy throw it in the fire.

Inspectdeez: I told Valjean not to get her it.

24601: SHE GAVE ME THE EYES

Jolllllly: the eyes always get ya.

Pup: it's true I want some food? I flash my puppy eyes to Courfeyrac and boom! Food.

Center: you don't have to do that. I'll get you it either way.

Poland: the don't work when you get older.

Bald-uet: maybe not for you, but let Jolly or Musichetta give me puppy eyes I will give them the world. I would either way but with those eyes, I'd have tears down my face.

Queen: I love my bald Boi <3

Jolllllly: as do I.

R: I'm guess none of them have hair pulling kinks.

Queen: no but if we did, I'll get grippy socks and suction cups, we'll make it work.

Monty: ...

Poni: that's going to be an image I can't get out of my head.

R: Apollo have a hair pulling kink

Poni: it got worse

Disowned: TMI R.

Ferre: can we get off this subject.

Apollo: GRANTAIRE!

Jolllllly: that is something I never needed to know about our leader.

Bah: someone Google how to forget

LiteralAngel: did you know you can turn your furby evil

Poni: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT

Disowned: that really is creepy

Bah: chuck. It. Into. The. Fire.

Monty: take it back to where it came.

Flowerboi: hell.

Poland: I want one.

Bah: no!

Poland: 🥺

Bah: no?

Poland: please

Bah: fine

Poland: My God they do work

Pup: can I have an evil one?

Poni: absolutely not.

LiteralAngel: anything you want Gavroche

Pup: can Cosette be my big sister insead?

Jolllllly: oof.

Apollo: no words

Poni: I'm hurt. Oh so very hurt. All because I won't get you a demon advertised for children.

Pup: it's not that you won't GET me one. It's that you won't let me have one. I can get it myself.

Inspectdeez: no stealing.

Pup: can't prove nothing inspector

Monty: he has the text.

Pup: and you need to shut up.

Bah: You can say that again

LiteralAngel: I'm flattered Gavroche, but your sister loves you. And to be honest furbies are mid.

24601: mid what?

Inspectdeez: I think she hit 'send' to soon. She probably ment middle or something.

R: you two are so old.

Queen: Be nice R.

Flowerboi: mid means average.

24601: oh.

Inspectdeez: hmm.

Bald-uet: R you don't ever meet the requirements to be mid, you're just 'ugh'

R: this is drunk abuse.

Poni: you abuse drinking.

Bah: everything is better with alcoholism... that how my dad said I got here.

Jolllllly: self burns.... those are rare.

Disowned: sucks to be you.

Bah: Marius look at your name.

Disowned: ...

Bah: exactly

Pup: so no furby?

Poni: no.

Poland: if they are mid I don't want one either.

Poland: did anyone else see Bossuet walk face first into a wall and than fell over a chair.

Flowerboi: I did... he justed laid there.

Poni: mood.

Inspectdeez: same.

R: wish I was there to see.

Bald-uet: shut up Grantaire.

LiteralAngel: where are you r?

Grantaire: Narnia

Jolllllly: back in the closet already?

Grantaire: I'm going to slap the Mcshit out of you and your bald partner.

Bald-uet: oh God, I almost gave a fuck.

Apollo: R is at the library I checked his location.

Queen: you need to know how to read to be in a library.

Center: Musichetta!! Don't be like that.

Center: they have picture books.

R: I'm absolutely done with your guys' bullying.

Bah: oh no. Don't do something jurassic!

Disowned: how would we live with ourselves

Poni: Marius you're not good enough friends to pick on Grantaire like this. Stick to being nice.

R: everyone be ready tomorrow.

Flowerboi: *gasp* you're going to beat our ass?!

Monty: oh no!

R: no the trash is picked up tomorrow, you guys can't miss y'all's ride to the dump.

R: except you Cosette.

LiteralAngel: thanks r.

Ferre: lol you know we're just picking on you. We know you're super smart.

R: I know.

Jolllllly: he's just saying that so you don't hit him.

R: I think he really means it. We've really bonded since then.

Ferre: yep!

Inspectdeez: let's not do anything gay here.

Poland: than let me tell ya, you're in the wrong chat.

24601: definitely.

Inspectdeez: you're about as annoying as little kids asking to play games on people's phones.

Pup: hey!

24601: and you're blind as Dora. How many times did I get away.

Inspectdeez: leave it in the past Valjean.

24601: why do I get in trouble when I bring it up?!

Bald-uet: because you're an ex-con.

Bah: because Javert is a dick.

24601: I'm going with the latter statement.

LiteralAngel: I will take away both of your walks in the park if you don't get along.

Queen: once again Cosette serves.

Inspectdeez: sorry Cosette.

24601: sorry.

Pup: did anyone video Bossuet falling?

Flowerboi: no sorry, it happened so quickly.

Poland: we should really have our cameras on when he's around. We could make a montage

Bald-uet: wow. Just wow.

Monty: we could be famous

Bah: we could be rich

Jolllllly: leave him alone.

Jolllllly: it's not fault he was an accident who keeps doing things on accident

Apollo: pffffft

R: I'm agog.

Queen: he came in this world an accident, he'll go out on accident. It's his way of life.

Jolllllly: love you Lesgle <3

Queen: I love you more. <3.

Bald-uet: love you guys too. But it was on accident.

Center: AHHAAHHAH

Disowned: :o

Bah: SHOP WITH THE FACES

Flowerboi: were you dropped as a baby?

Ferre: who is he talking too?

Poland: No I was not! I just think that your garden isn't good as last year.

Disowned: TAKE COVER!

Center: CLEAR THE ROOM

Poni: it's a good day to die.

R: I'm always ready to die

Apollo: that checks out.

Flowerboi: my flowers are beautiful! The weather just got cold and they thought it was time to die. You're just mad because they look better than you on a good day.

Poland: please, I look better than you and your flowers! You human version of sparkling water

Jolllllly: should we stop this?

Centers: absolutely not.

Bah: fight fight fight.

LiteralAngel: don't fight. The flowers look great. You take good care of them, Jehan. And Feuilly you look amazing.

Poland: I know.

Flowerboi: thanks Cosette.

R: Cosette you can solve any problem but can you solve myself loathing?

LiteralAngel: you hate that you keep your feelings to yourself causeing what you want to slip away. You tell yourself that you would fail so you don't try and than drink to make yourself feel better. Grantaire you're capable of so much, and you have so much love. Just put it out there.

Queen: she hit the nail on the head.

R: damn... she's right

Monty: I come on the behalf of Bahorel.... will he ever get bitches.

Bah: listen here you crusty, stale, cold McDonald's fry. I got a lover, who is not a bitch.

Poland: :)

Bah: though he needs to stop making those weird faces in chat.

Poland: :(

Bald-uet: same.

24601: is it all drama with you kids.

Ferre: you're one to talk.

Inspectdeez: lol

Apollo: sometimes I wonder if any of you have a brain, it's nice to know you don't.

Apollo: except Cosette, and Musichetta and Gavroche

Jolllllly: no fair Musichetta also throws insults.

Apollo: but she does it with class.

Queen: mhm.

Center: pft, class is chocolate milk in a wine glass with a crazy straw.

Disowned: what tea party did you go too? Can I go.

R: sorry only people who don't like Napoleon can go.

Ferre: I'm not sorry.

24601: me either

Poni: lol

Disowned: thanks for the help Eponine.

Poni: no problem.

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just-french-me-up · 6 years

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Nothing fucks me up quite like the mental image of Jehan and Montparnasse starting to date in high school. And they don’t quite know what to do on the first few days, should they hold hands in public, should they kiss? And then the bell rings and Jehan and Parnasse awkwardly part. But Jehan, sweet, shy but incredibly brave Jehan gets on their tip toes and kisses Montparnasse, who can’t help his facade but to thaw into a soft smile under their lips because damn, that’s the intrepid poet he fell for.

#les miserables #les amis #jehanparnasse #jehan #montparnasse #montprouvaire #prouparnasse #jehan/montparnasse #jehan x montparnasse #les mis #mine #my babes

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probably-enjolras · 2 years

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Les Amis as languages

oh damn oh damn oh damn

(i’m aware you asked me this like 3 years ago but i never check my drafts i’m so sorry)

Enjolras - French: ok, you know this babe is gonna be French. like, it’s Enjolras, come on. but also, looking at it from a non-french perspective, while i’ve been learning french, there are some simple phrases that if you translated them to english, it would sound really sexual when it isn’t, which i think fits enjolras. also he’s such a passionate person so giving him the language of love just fits, though i do have some aro!enj headcanons so maybe the love thing isn’t exactly right but i also have homoromantic headcanons that fit this better tho

Combeferre - German: ok lemme explain. german is a very logical language with a thought out grammar structure and long words that make sense when you break them down (pet = haustier = house + animal), and while people think of it as a harsh language, it’s really cute and calming once you like it (also yes, i love combeferre and i’m totally projecting my love of my family’s language on him)

Courfeyrac - Italian: tbh i don’t actually know any italian but i love hearing it because it always makes me feel happy and energetic which is the vibe i get from courfeyrac, and also, there’s so many types of italian and i think courf is the type of person to say things and all his friends are like ‘i know we’re all speaking the same language, but what did you even say’

Jehan - English: one thing i will always associate english with is the influence of other languages. there’s so many borrowed words and sayings that it’s just influenced by others. i think Jehan takes little things from their friends because they love their friends so much ;_; also english is weird? like i live in the us and i learn things about my native language that just weird me out, which reflects jehan’s quirky outfits

Joly - Latin: i think joly would be latin because of its scientific uses and being the base for a lot of languages. as joly is a medical student, i think this would be really useful for him. as for the being the base of stuff, i think with his relationship with bossuet and musichetta, and also grantaire, he’s a very grounding force that influences a lot of people without people realizing it until they take a proper look.

Bossuet - Spanish: i see bossuet as a very open and vibrant person, and that’s what spanish is to me. it’s a very easy language to learn which i think would be good for bossuet because with his luck, or should i say lack of luck, he needs to make as little accidental innuendos as he can and i think with spanish he’d be the best off with that. also spanish is a very common language in the world, with almost all of central and south america speaking it, and spain itself, so i think with bossuets kindness and openness, it only fits for a very international language

Feuilly - Polish: so i don’t think i need to go too in depth about this one, feuilly has a canonical love for poland so of all the amis to be the polish language, it’s gotta be him. also my last name is polish (like VERY polish) because i’m half polish, so i know just how intimidating the language is to english and french speakers, it’s very different from the two because it’s a slavic language which is a whole different set of rules than germanic or romance languages so i think feuilly would want a challenge (feuilly will just let his friends gawk at his language skills)

Bahorel - Russian: i like bahorel as russian because i see him as this tough muscular boxer with a heart of gold. russian is often portrayed as the language of “the bad guys” in western media because of the cold war, but it’s actually a very nice language that has a shared history with the countries around it. it can be harsh when it wants to, but it can also be so lyrical. also, the writing system is different and i think bahorel would get a kick out of those posts that show people trying to write in english while using the cyrillic alphabet and then people who know cyrillic showing the actual pronunciation and it’s just utter gibberish

Grantaire - Mandarin Chinese: so i think that grantaire would be mandarin because it’s a very complex language based on tones and inflection and based on grantaire’s like 3 page long speeches in the book, i can only associate him with something that can be easily misinterpreted if you get the tone wrong. i think that fits grantaire a lot because his character is something so complex with his own beliefs vs his love for enjolras. also because this is a type of chinese, i have to talk about the absolutely FASCINATING history of china that westerners just… don’t learn about? and when we do it’s only in later school years and it’s not in depth. i think grantaire is kinda overlooked like that. i would like to say that this has nothing to do with how grantaire is described as ugly, i find mandarin absolutely stunning, i love all languages, so i’m not saying that mandarin is ugly just because grantaire is

(ren i’m so sorry this took so long to answer i promise it’s been hanging over me for like 3 years 😭😭😭)

#les amis #les amis as #les mis #les miserables #les amis de l'abc #enjolras #combeferre #courferyac #jehan #jehan prouvaire #jean prouvaire #joly #bossuet #feuilly #bahorel #grantaire #ryan.txt

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notebooks-and-laptops · 2 years

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So I just went to see les mis which I know very few of you follow me for but it's my house and I want to talk about it. This was London West End Production, and their are staging spoilers below if you'd rather avoid them. Okay here we go:

I loved the use of real fire on set for candles and torches. It really brought everything to life - I'll come back to this later because the use of candles was what made me cry in the end

Speaking of on set the SET and the HUGE SET PIECES they were moving around but it was all really natural and well done. A lot of them moved as part of songs or to symbolise traveling

The back of the stage was...there was something about it? Things faded into it really easily. I'm not technical so idk what this was

Okay ACTING lets go with javet first who was AMAZING. He sung great but my favourite thing was his very formal ponytail slowly getting messier so that by the time he sang Javets suicide his hair was loose and in curls around his face. Really nice bit of visual storytelling

Also this is a more general thing but have I mentioned how much I adore Javet being like ONLY ONE MAN I EVER KNEW HAD BIG DICK ENERGY LIKE YOU BABE YOU MUST BE RHIS PRISONER I KNEW 20 YEARS AGO

Lovely ladies was was as erry and sad while also being upbeat as it needed to be good job

Speaking off good songs hello Master of the House you did good in your job of lightening the mood

Vajean was charismatic in a way he needed to be - bring him home was his big moment for sure he sang it so beautifully

My favourite actor by far tho was Eponine like....she sung amazingly, I felt every emotion she wanted to convey. A*

Hello 'one day more' fuck you waved that flag and I felt more emotions in that second than I have in years

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS ITS TIME FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT THE BARACADE BOYS

So to start off Gavouche was being 'parented' by Grantaire in this one which. I mean. Grantaire is my fav baracade boy (I know, I know I'm basic) so that gave me a lot of emotions. The way Grantaire would interact with him was heartwarming and very cute, particularly at the end of drink with me where Grantaire went and banged his head on the wall and Gavouche went and wrapped his arms around him from behind. Grantaire can be a pretty sad character overall and this really gave him something extra to live for (which...ouch)

I WAS disappointed I didn't get to see grantaire and enjolras die holding hands HOWEVER the deaths oh my fucking god. And the fact that Gavouche was thrown onto the wagon with Enjolras holy shit fucking hell

Speaking of enjolras and grantaire, they didn't get their death. But you know what they did get? This fucking tension filled moment in Drink with Me that was absolutely everything I needed from them

Grantaire was also just very charismatic! I mean I was drawn to him because he was my fav but also he was just ahskdkdld I loved the way he was played

'He seems a bit of a queer' they said as Grantaires actor danced YES THANK YOU babe

The guy who played Jehan was perfectly cast? Idk man his face was just Jehans face I can't describe it - i will picture him as him for the rest of my life

Marius was awkward in the way he needed to be - he looked exactly like a struggling Eton boy

Also the baracades, the flashes, the guns, all of that *chefs kiss*

OKAY LETS TALK ABOUT THE BIT THAT MADE ME CRY SHALL WE hello to you candles on the floor once the baracade Boys die. And as marius starts singing empty chairs at empty tables oh hey look! The baracade boys are back! They each pick up a candle. And then they fucking BLOW OUT THE CANDLES AND TURN AWAY. BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD. I WAS IN TEARS. I COULDNT DEAL WITH IT. HOLY SHIT.

I got to hear my favourite quote of all time song 'to love another person is to see the face of God'

I very much recommend this musical if you ever get the chance to see it. Just. Everything about it. Shskksdlfljshjslzlfj

#les mis #les miserables #enjolras #grantaire #enjoltaire #les abc

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