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innefableidiot · 23 days

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I decided to duckify jimbriel and beezlebub because honestly I love them so much

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scottishmushroom · 3 months

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#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens memes #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #jim short for james short for gabriel #jim good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley

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goodomensonprime · 9 months

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Mr. Fell may have new competition, this is magic if you ask us.

#good omens #gabriel #jim james gabriel

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therend · 9 months

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No but can we please address the "do we know a Jim?" in episode one? Crowley doesn't ask "who's Jim" or "do I know a Jim". If Aziraphale knows a Jim then so must he, though he might not remember which one is it now.

They're so married.

#imagine not knowing you're married to your best friend omg #in the words of a demon I know “YOU'RE SO CLEVER! HOW CAN SOMEONE AS CLEVER AS YOU BE SO STUPID?”#i love them so so much #good omens #gos2spoilers #jim short for james long for gabriel

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im-not-occult · 6 months

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The weather finally let me take some outdoor pictures of, Jim? Gabriel? This dude 😅 I was having almost too much fun sculpting that 🍑😁

#good omens #good omens s2 #gabriel #the archangel gabriel #jim #james #jim james gabriel #good omens fanart #fanart #my clay #polymer clay #miniature #figurine

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gahellhimself-blog · 6 months

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I have an important question that I never dared to ask but.. it's in my head for long now. Hope someone can help..

Is that someone ever asked @neil-gaiman if Jimbriel had made an effort or if people had just seen some kind of giant living Ken Barbie?

#good omens #good omens 2 #jimbriel #gabriel #jim #jim short for james short for gabriel #neil gaiman

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raz-writes-the-thing · 7 months

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Crotch-Punching Distance

Aziraphale x Crowley x GN!Reader

Summary: Jim, short for James, James short for Gabriel- or was it James, long for Jim and short for Gabriel? Is really getting on your nerves

CW/AN: this is just a bit of a crack fic request

Requests are OPEN

Gomens tag list: @coffee-and-red-lipstick

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You are really fucking tired of Jim, Armageddon, Heaven, Hell and everything in between. Well, except for Zira and Crowley, of course. But you were tired of the sheer metric tonnage of bullshit that seems to follow them no matter where they go, what they do, or who they talk too.

Hell, even those they don’t talk to. For God's sake, Gabriel, or Jim, or James had just shown up at the bookshop doors one day unannounced. It was enough to drive a person to pack up and move half a continent away (or half a Universe away, if Crowley’s plan was to be taken into serious consideration) just to get some peace and quiet.

Anyway, it was safe to say that Jim was annoying the shit out of you today. Every day, yes, but today specifically. It may have been a good question to ask as to when Jim did not annoy the shit out of you. The answer to that question was ‘not very often.’ Wow, you think to yourself. It’s a good thing Aziraphale can’t read your mind. He’d be absolutely mortified at the amount of poor language and blasphemy filling up your mind this morning.

Speaking of your Angel… He and Crowley were doing their utmost to ignore Jim, short for James, James short for Gabriel. Or was it James, long for Jim and short for Gabriel? Whatever. Your two loves had left Jim/James/Gabriel to your mercy and were not entirely certain whether that was a good idea or not yet. Only time would tell.

Currently, Jim was standing before you and continuing on with his ridiculous project of arranging the books by alphabetical order of the first sentence of the first chapter. It was driving you mad, but Aziraphale had just told you to leave him be. He’d fix it up later.

��You know,” Jim says, stopping his work to turn to face you. He was looking at you with a glint in his eye that meant he had something that he thought just absolutely had to be said. “You are the smallest person I’ve ever seen!”

You blink once, twice, and then pinch the bridge of your nose with a sigh.

“No, really-” he says enthusiastically. “Like… hmm, what are those things? Oh! Yes, like children! But bigger.”

You glare up at him. It was true you were on the rather small side, but that didn’t mean it needed to be pointed out like that.

"You know, Jim,” you reply, giving him a very tight smile. “You’re talking mad shit for someone in crotch-punching distance."

Jim cocks his head and blinks in confusion. “Crotch-punching distance? What’s that?”

Your smile grows tighter, if that’s possible and your fingers twitch, itching to just punch him.

“Would you like to find out, Gabe?”

Jim splits into a wide grin, echoing your question with an enthusiastic “oh, boy!”

You wouldn’t actually punch him. It’s not his fault he doesn’t remember what an arse he is. But it doesn’t stop you from fantasising about it either.

“Alright, love?” You hear a suave voice from over your shoulder. You sigh, and nod.

“Peachy, Crowley, but I’m tapping out. Your turn for Jimsitting.” You give Crowley a peck on the cheek and escape before he has the chance to protest. You can hear his spluttering from the other side of the shop.

“I’m going to make some tea, Zira, love. Would you like some?”

Aziraphale looks up from over his glasses and smiles warmly, the thought of tea appealing indeed.

“Oh, that would be wonderful, dear. Thank you.” He goes back to his papers, trying to decipher something terribly interesting, you imagine. You give Aziraphale a peck on the cheek too for good measure on your way past.

That Jim, though. He better watch it, because you did not take bullshit lying down, that was for sure.

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aithusarosekiller · 8 months

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Jim: Mr Fell?

Aziraphale: Yes, Jim?

Jim: The walls in the bookshop are yellow.

Aziraphale: Yes, they are.

Jim: Why?

Aziraphale: ...

Jim: *joyful unawareness*

Crowley: Actually, that's a good question. Why did you go for that particular shade, Angel? :)

Aziraphale:

#spoiler: he spent so long staring into Crowley's eyes that they forgot other colours existed #good omens #good omens prime #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #James long for jim short for Gabriel #azicrow

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pruviya · 9 months

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the way beelzebub and gabriel treat "everyday" the way that old married couples treat their first dance song...

#ineffable bureaucracy #james long for jim short for gabriel #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #beelzebub good omens

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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pt XII good omens sEAsOn 2 (the non-traumatic part) episode 1

Alright yes I know, I know, it's been two days since the livestream. I was reading fanfiction. Don't blame me, love made me crazy, and all that. I'm enjoying myself as much as I can before we get to the season 2 finale. But here we go, season 2, episode one, maggots:

[on reading this back after finishing, a lot of text is my being in love with Crowley. mainly, points 3, 4, 9, 14, 17, 18, yes I have issues, feel free to skip that for an absolutely concise and precise summary]

Before the livestream starts, everyone decides that there will be no spoilers whatsoever on the chat, even hidden with the black, because I have a tendency to keep clicking and revealing them. I'm sorry, temptation and all. I have emotional support fruit, an apple, two kiwis, two sapotes and two bananas.

When the livestream starts, it has to be restarted, because I am an incompetent nincompoop and have somehow managed to muck up my settings. And it is absolutely imperative that I watch the opening scene.

So then I do. And immediately have to consume my emotional support apple because I am so fucking in love with Crowley. Already? someone asks. Yes bloody already, I need that apple.

Thanks, guys. I'm broken. Crowley. Just. She looks so peaceful and untraumatised, so delighted with the plans, so full of wonder at what she's creating. Let there be light, she says, and rather than seeing Crowley turn off a streetlight with a flick of his fingers, we get to see her create nebulas. Aziraphale looks at her and he's just instantly so spellbound, and who would bloody blame him? His wings just do a slight dip of realisation that he's fucked when Crowley says the gorgeous line. Look at Crowley. Worried about the apocalypse. Smiling at Aziraphale, and we can see Azi's concern because something as pure as that has to be protected and Aziraphale knows what Heaven will do to Crowley if she dares to ask questions. Crowley is angelic and filled with light and Aziraphale sees that and tries to keep her safe with his words.

Hey spoiler alert, it doesn't work, Crowley's wings are greying even as she protects Azi and Crowley falls and I hate everything and I am filled with unbridled rage.

UNDERSTAND? RAGE.

I am speculating how much pain and torture Crowley went through when she fell into Hell that first time. I am told to not ask questions I don't want answers to.

Maggie sells records, Aziraphale is a cutiepie, and Maggie is very gay for Nina.

Crowley is lounging on a park bench, suit and skinny tie, just being all sexy and demonic and probably contemplating nihilism.

Crowley spreads awareness about duck health. No bread, guys. Frozen peas. He also angsts a lot to Shax (whom I keep mixing up with Michael) about the meaning of life. Someone points out that this is very Barbie of him. "do you ever think about death". Ah, Crowley.

More lesbians gaying. I would kill for Nina's hair.

JIMBRIEL IN THE HOUSE. I WON'T SAY ANYMORE ABOUT HIS ENTRANCE BECAUSE THIS IS NOW A TOPIC OF CONTROVERSY. BUT JIMBRIEL IN THE HOUSE.

Aziraphale, ah I love him, absolutely fucking panics and has the loading symbol over his angelic little head at all times. FINALLY, THIS SHOW IS A COMEDY.

Crowley is leaning on his Bentley and mmmmhm his arms and his lounging and his personality I am back to crunching on my temptation emotional support apple.

Sorry back to the summary. Jim finds Aziraphale funny and says he loves him. Someone points out that this was the fandom upon encountering my dumbass self. "You're funny Asmi we love you."

Aziraphale is a little bitchy babygirl, really just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. Just absolutely slaying through every Jimbriel scene. 100000/10.

Six shots of fucking espresso in a big cup. Crowley, I love you. Can I love Crowley any more than this? Yes I can. My love for Crowley is like the universe, infinite and yet ever-expanding, explosive with entropy.

Crowley holds the door open for Aziraphale and holds his plate and honestly what absolute husband (gn) behaviour.

CROWLEY MEETS JIMBRIEL WHO IS FUCKING DUSTING AND LEAPS BACKWARD AND JUST RELIVES TRAUMA WHILE JIM IS CHILLING AND AZIRAPHALE IS STILL GAY PANICKING. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

MARRIAGE QUARRELS ABOUT ADOPTING JIM, JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE FELL-CROWLEY HOUSEHOLD.

Coffeeshop AU lesbians time.

Heaven is horrible.

MURIEL IS BABY I LOVE THEM HELLO CUTIEPATOOTIE.

There is an ethereal paper file.

Beezlebub beezles their way into Crowley's car and is very concerned in Hell about finding Jimbriel.

Nina's partner is a toxic ass don't worry about it.

Sulky Crowley says he's back and apology dance time mmmhm.

Miracle hide Jimbriel time, but they've got to be subtle. They do the miracle. Jim is glad to have friends.

They are very proud of themselves for their subtle miracle.

THEY ARE SO FUCKING USELESS. FUCKING USELESS LITTLE GAYASS DISASTERS JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN. LITERALLY IN HEAVEN ALARM BELLS ARE EVERYWHERE.

GREAT JOB, GAYS. GREAT JOB.

End of episode one. Take this screenshot.

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itsdefinitely · 8 months

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Minecraft End Poem

#shout out to my friend who had to listen to me be insane about this poem #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #a z fell #lord beelzebub #jim short for james long for gabriel #archangel gabriel #elspeth #muriel #maggie #nina #vinylatte #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #they mean. so much ro me #i am actually crazy #definitely art

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innefableidiot · 3 months

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A detail I absolutely love about good omens is all the Terry Pratchett books scattered here and there. Like in Aziraphales bookshop in episode 2 season 2 Jim actually holds up The colour of magic and calls it a "neato fan" and I think that all these references are such a wonderful homage to Terry Pratchett

#good omens #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #crowly x aziraphale #innefable husbands #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley good omens #good omens3 #terry pratchett #discworld #neil gaiman #jim/james/gabriel #jimbriel #the colour of magic

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scottishmushroom · 3 months

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