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coreyandr · 2 years
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Blacktober day..... Uh..... Welp. (Not like I was actually ever following the prompt anyways😭)
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jojosbizzaretitties · 2 years
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sunsetsinhoenn · 4 years
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HIII in love with your blog and i was wondering if you could do these 💞💓💗💌🥰💋🤧👀 for part 2 joseph please and thank you
OKAY. I had to really buckle down and write this so PLEASE let me know if its not in character or anything. I’m sort of a perfectionist when it comes to writing and making a char ooc is like the bane of my existence. BUT thank you! 
send in an emoji and a character and i’ll answer!
💞 How do you win their heart?
❅   If you keep at it and show him how much you like him, he’ll eventually catch on and be won over by your confidence. If you’re shy and wouldn’t ever dream of confessing how much you like him, he’ll eventually be won over by how you turn your head away quickly when he catches you staring or by the way you blush when he says something flirty.
❅   He’s very adaptable to personalities and can mesh well with just about anyone so long as they can handle him. Even the mean ones don’t bother him too much, so if he figures out how you show affection and he realizes that you’ve been showing that affection towards him, he’ll be head over heels.
💓 How do they act when they realize they’re in love/have a crush?
❅   He instantly upgrades from buzzing bee to frantic fly because he’s still as brash as ever but this time he sometimes gets these thoughts of ‘oh, am I being annoying? I’ll go’ but then comes right back around because he can’t get enough of you and also because he has NO subtle bone in his body!!
❅   The older he gets the more subdued he is about it, but there’s still that happy, buzzing energy radiating off of him whenever he’s around you.
💗 How do they show affection?
❅   He is not afraid of PDA and actually has a tendency a battle tendency hehe to completely burst his s/o’s bubble. Unless you take him to the side and say ‘Hey! I’m not really comfortable with this, can you please stop?’ does he quit, but if you’re just kinda like -_- whenever he throws an arm around you or gives you a big kiss on your cheek, he’ll just laugh and make a bigger scene. He thinks it’s hilarious when you act like it bothers you.
❅   When he decides to not act like a goofball, he’s still very touchy and likes to have some part of himself next to you whenever he can. Whether that be legs leaning against each other when you’re sitting, a hand at your waist when you’re shopping in a mall or hugging you from behind when you’re in the kitchen cooking something. Even though he’s overzealous, his hugs are top tier and he likes giving them.
💌 Do they send loving/cutesy texts to their s/o?
Even though texting wasn’t invented when he was young, let’s pretend it was. o3o
❅   He would send those sorts of texts, and sometimes it would be borderline cringy. His s/o would probably love it because he’s enthusiastic when he’s trying to be cute, but anyone else seeing it would instantly want to vomit.
❅   He tends to send funny texts more often than the loving ones because he likes being a goofball with his s/o more than anything, but he has his moments where he’ll chill out and send an ‘I love you!! ❤️❤️❤️ see you at home later’
🥰 How often do they stare lovingly at their s/o?
❅   Whenever they’re sitting around, he’ll wind up with his gaze lingering over to them. He’s usually off doing something, so it isn’t often that he’ll do it, but when he does he doesn’t really care if anyone catches him doing it. He’ll have a slight smirk on his face as he stares, thinking about how great they are and how he’s lucky to have them. Or other things.
❅   If his s/o catches him staring, he’ll be silly and wave at them, winking too. 
💋 How do they kiss?
❅    If he’s in an energetic and silly mood, they can be sloppy and a little over-the-top. His s/o would have to reel him and get him to take the kiss a little more seriously if they really wanted him to, but he’d eventually calm down and really show them how well he can do it. He really likes hearing them laugh in-between smooches, though. Expect nibbles on the lips.
🤧 How far will they go to take care of their sick s/o?
❅   He’d really not want to get sick at first, but he forgets how contagious his s/o is when he sees them suffering in bed and does whatever he can to make them feel better. He’ll be by their side, offering a wet towel for their head as well as a glass of water and some medicine. He even checks up on them often, making sure that they’re okay. He’s pretty careful about how he acts with them without really thinking about it, he’s just doing what his grandmother did for him whenever he got sick. An 8/10 care provider.
👀 Are they protective?
❅   He can be very protective, yes. When it’s a serious situation and there’s some sort of enemy around, he’ll do whatever he can to make sure that they’re safe, even if on the surface he’s playing it off that he doesn’t care. In that case, he’s still just trying to trick the enemy and get you somewhere else and away from them.
❅   If you’re in general just in a bit of danger, he panics a bit but then  does his best to get you out of danger. He does NOT want you getting hurt. 
❅   He won’t be the type to stop you from doing things and won’t worry about you going out or anything, but as soon as you’re in trouble he’s like ‘oh no, oh my god’.
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suzloo · 3 years
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Omega Joseph Joestar Stuff:
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- It's the 1930s and there's an extreme prejudice towards omegas. They're still treated like objects than people.
- Joseph, is no ordinary omega though.
- He's a good looking omega so of course he'd be the victim of unwanted affections by cocky alphas.
- He gives them a taste of his hammon abilities though and they run off whimpering.
- He refuses to be treated like some prize that's meant be conquered.
- Joseph doesn't want to fall into omega stereotypes but sometimes it's inevitable.
- Whenever he sees that anyone he cares about is distressed, be it Smokey, Ceaser or Suzi, he's already hugging and scenting them in an attempt to calm them down. Ceaser found it annoying at first but then it became enduring and he learned to love it.
- He also purrs while nuzzling his face against their faces or hair. It's adorable.
- Even when he's old, he nuzzles up against and scents Holly and Jotato (Jotaro pretends he hates it) and occasionally the other Crusaders. When he meets Josuke, he does it out of instinct and he still does it to Jotaro (Jotaro actually returns the affection this time because he's not an edgy little shit anymore)
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jjbaimagines · 5 years
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Since i'm a slut for drama, how would the yandere!Joestars (part1-part5) and dio react if they saw their s/o getting slapped/insulted by the person they hate? Sorry if this is to much, and my english sucks.
Yandere Joestars +Dio(Part 1 and 3) Seeing Their S/O Get Slapped or Insulted
Part 1: Jonathan Joestark
If Jonathan saw you having a bad time with someone, especially if you don’t like them, would try to slide in and get you away from them, yandere or not. Though, the encounter can differ in a very scary way. Yandere!Jonathan will give a smile but, hi eyes would be darkened as he asks
“What seems to be the problem?,” in a sickly nice tone, standing between you and the aggressor. Usually, at this point people back off, as Jonathan is very intimidating when he wants to be. However, if the person doesn’t het the message, or even slaps you, he would have to hold himself back as to keep up the gentlemanly guise he puts up for you. He would puff out his chest and grab them b the shoulder, telling them that it is time for them to leave, likel fracturing the aggressor’s shoulder with his tight vice like grip. If he so chooses to pursue them afterwards, which he usually won’t, he’ll show them that he can do more than simply shatter a bone or two. Jonathan will act like it didn’t happen for your sake but, will keep it in mind to watch who you talk to closely.
Part 1: Dio Brando
Yandere!Jonathan can come off as possessive but, this doesn’t hold a candle to how possessive Dio is. In fact, he sees you as something that belongs to him, you are a treasure; a pet even. To disrespect his possessions is to disrespect him. The moment he hears someone raise their voice at you, he is on edge and raring to fight. He cares, though, just as much as Jonathan does about keeping up a facade, albeit for completely different reasons. So he acts similarly. If he feels particularly bothered, however, he a lead them, and by lead I mean aggressively escort, this person somewhere where no one can see them and threaten them with a concealed knife. Dio is liable to attack them there but, as to not bloody himself, he may just let them off with a calculated cut to the cheek and scathing words of a promise to dump their bodies where no one would find them should the attack you again.Though, if someone were to hit you, he would lose it then and there. He takes it almost as if they had just slapped him across the face.
This altercation usually starts with a punch to the nose, likely breaking it in more than one place as well as several other nasty punches. He soon regains is composure and may or may not apologize to you but, for the rest of the day he is unreasonably affectionate towards you.
Part 2: Joseph Joestar
Yandere!Jospeh in of himself is a wild fire waiting to spread. He loves you and only wants to take care of you but, he is always secretly waiting for a time to prove his love to you. Non-violently, it is usually dates and him giving you things that he knows that you care about. When violence is on the fore front of his mind, he is ready to throw down. So when he hears you and someone arguing, he knows this is his chance to prove to you that he would literally do anything for you. The person probably wouldn’t even get the chance to slap you as Jospeh is already all over them, telling you to ‘watch this’ and ‘stand back’. First he starts off with some tacky insults and, before you even know it, he is tackling the offender and beating them senseless. You actually might have to pull him off, which is what he wants you to do, before he does something irreversible.
Part 3: Kujo Jotaro
Yandere!Jotaro is a hell of a handful. It seems he is somehow even more cold then usual but, you cant tell he cares. If there is one thing that doesn’t change, it is the fact that he takes no shit. If someone is messing with you, he’ll step up and try to use his imposing presence to get the person to step down. This usually works. Usually. If this person is particularly ballsy and still keeps on keeping on, going as far to hit you, he is sort of like Jospeh in that he wants to beat them to a pulp and he just might, depending on how he feels that day. Sometimes he may use Star Platinum if he is feeling particularly gruesome but, a large portion of the time, especially if this aggressor is less than imposing, he will just use his fists.
DIO:
DIO’s possessive personality is exactly the same, an disrespect to you is a disrespect to him. Thought this should go without saying, he is much more cool headed now and patient. Should the aggressor be an underling of his, it will start with a game every now and then, the same glare that a lion would give a gazelle before pursuing it. He would like them to feel as much fear as possible before he deals with them just as a the cherry on top. This would also, hopefully, deter those with a brain from even thin long about picking a fight with you, as it would be a fight with him. He would the kill them in front of his other followers or, if he is feeling especially morbid, kill them in private and leave their body on display. Should he aggressor be a native from Cairo, he would simply have one of his followers, likely Vanilla, deal with them personally.
Part 4: Higashikata Josuke
Yandere!Josuke is just Josuke but clingier and a bit faster to anger. He is often connected to you in some was and always persuades you to come over or to let him come over. He once even went as far as to switch is schedule so that you would have all the same classes and breaks but, was eventually forced to change it when his grades slipped more than they were. He wants to stay b your side to protect you and, just as he thought, he should have been around more when he overhears someone say something to you while you both walk by. You can try and stop him all you want but, Josuke is now on a war oath to find out who said what and why before he inevitably puts them in their place. If someone ever hit you, don’t let on that it happened or else Josuke will actually snap. If you ask anyone around, he seems to get as mad as when someone insults his hair. Suddenly, there are a lot more human like landmarks in Morioh like the Angelo Rock. If you ask Josuke about he, he either deflects the question or just straight out ignores the question and goes on to but you something to take your mind off of it.
Part 5: Giorno Giovanna
Giorno is likely the most level headed of the six as he tries to deal with things in the most effective way. If Yandere!Giorno realizes that you are dealing with some aggressor, may it be in his own mafia or just some rando on the street, he may think on it silently. But beware, his silence is every bit of scary as everyone else’s fire, immediate response. As he is the Don of Passione now, he exercises his influence often, maybe even more so that he should. It will likely start with intimidation, stalking by his gang members and the like. Then it’s coming home to the aggressor’s house and things are moved or missing. Eventually, a full on kidnapping again and you ‘won’t have to worry about them anymore’, in Giorno’s words exactly.
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utenthy · 3 years
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uhhhmmmmmmm jotaro kakyoin joeseph. here u get multiple cuz ur epic
omg this is so many guys ok hold on this is going to get LONG
JOTAROOO 💜🦭⭐️
sexuality: gay gay homosexual gay
gender: he is EXTREMELY non-binary to me
ship: jotakak but please don’t own me for this guys like i swear to god i like it in a cool and awesome narrative foils way and not a dumb and bad way
brotp: i think him and polnareff are besties post sdc when they’re traveling together doing arrow stuff. i love them being besties very much
notp: if u ship j*tahan fr you’re very dumb and wrong and im not into jotaro/pucci which is another thing jve seen a lot
random headcanon: i think everybody and their mother agrees on autism spectrum jotaro but it is highly important to me
general opinion: i love you. i love youuuu. my favorite jojo. he has so many problems and i love him. i never stop thinking about the dio jotaro fight and the idea that he threw his life and future away just to get rid of dio. the fact that he cannot be calm and always has to be in danger still and haunted by the ptsd of being indirectly responsible for his friends deaths makes me nuts. aaaughhh. he sees himself as dangerous and a detriment to the people he loves
KAKYOIN 🍒🐸♌️
sexuality: FRUIT my GAY friend he is gay
gender: im very partial to genderfluid kakyoin but i can also see him as just gnc boy
ship: jotakak again
brotp: again polnareff cuz their handshake is awesome and they have a fun antagonism i really enjoy kak and polnareff as bestys
notp: k*kpol can go to hell and pretty much anything else. there aren’t a lot of kakyoin ships that are viable really
random headcanon: this isn’t so much a headcanon but rather it is something that’s really important to MY reading of kakyoin that you don’t act like he was some bullied helpless lonely child. he was lonely but it was self imposed. his weird ego complex around having a stand is like 100% necessary to get a good and interesting read on him imo. he didn’t have friends cuz he thought he was Above Them
general opinion: i love him SOO so much and his flaws r some of the best in jojo. his character is really really interesting to me. his arc was ALMOST perfect. jojo never quite gets there but it often gets really close and kakyoins is really stuck in my brain. i think by far the best depiction of kakyoin is done by simkjrs in he’s bad news but im no better. jotaro too really
JOSEPH 📷🟣🦾
sexuality: bad bi representation (cheater!!!!)
gender: cis man
ship: caejose i guess but i think josephs feelings about that were processed mostly posthumously
brotp: i don’t know if this is a good place to put this but ive been reading a lot of fanfiction that focuses on joseph building a better relationship with jotaro and i think their familial relationship can be done really really well and can be interesting and sweet
notp: t*mokosephs come ON. and people who make like very happy sweet suzis*ph content i just have to wonder what you’re thinking about like it’s not problematic per se i just don’t GET it like get her OUTTA THERE!!!!!
random headcanon: i don’t have much to say about joseph because he is like my least favorite jojo sorry mr joestar. umm i think senileseph is playing a prank he can hear everybody perfectly fine he just gets away with more if he acts like he doesn’t know what’s going on
overall opinion: EHHHHHH. if joseph is your favorite i feel like you’re watching a different show than me or at least getting something REALLY different out of it. i don’t mind him and i do feel some nostalgia towards him but overall yeah down there with jonathan in jojos idont really think about too much
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peacesmovingcabaret · 4 years
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Joseph joestar for character meme
favorite thing about them
I just love how he can just tell what the bad guy is gonna say before they say it because they’re just that damn predictable.
least favorite thing about them
He runs his mouth a little too much! And that keeps getting him in trouble.
Favorite line
“Next you’ll say [insert hammy villain dialogue]
BrOTP
Joseph x Caesar
OTP
I guess Joeseph x Caesar as well (Though Joseph x Wammu is a bit of a guilty pleasure)
NOTP
Don’t really have one
Random headcanon
Joseph would have loved to have been able to teach his kids and grandkids Hamon/Ripple.
Unpopular opinion
I didn’t like how he ended up stealing Lisa Lisa’s fight with Kars. Especially after he was banged up a lot from his fight from Wammu. IMO they should have fought and beaten him together.
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