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quinnsteria · 5 months
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🃏Duelamila sketch!
Shoutout to me for taking an obscure Batman character and making her gay and in love with Duela 💯 ily Camila “the Mime” Ortin you will ALWAYS be famous to ME
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sammperson · 11 months
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simslegacy5083 · 4 months
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NSB (Straud Legacy) Gen 8 Ep. 180: A Bittersweet Birthday
With boxed up cake in tow, the family arrived at the party venue in Newcrest and found their guests already playing inside.
The adults joined a cooperative alien invader defense game while Luigi was excited to battle his cousin with the newest voidcritter he’d been training.
The dads made sure to come over near the end of the match, and under Jack’s expectant gaze Luigi overcame his frustration at the narrow defeat enough to unclench his angry fists and congratulate Hunter on a battle well fought. For such mature sportsmanship a proud Peachy delivered a thank you kiss to both Papa Jack and the birthday boy before the jokesmith headed over to the bar where he had a microphone waiting for him.
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Luigi was still far from his dad’s biggest fan when it came to his comedy, but when Peachy had promised to produce a “super fun, video game themed” skit especially for the event Luigi had eventually agreed to let him perform at the party.
The comedian had researched and worked hard to craft good jokes about his son’s favorite hobby, given that he’d rarely done much gaming himself, and in the end the kids seemed to enjoy it. Even Luigi cracked a smile, which made his dad feel more like a superstar than any paying gig ever could.
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When the show was over it was finally time for the main birthday event.
Peachy and Jack’s cake took pride of place and the assembled family and friends cheered as Luigi blew out his candles and spun his way into teendom.
The young sim suddenly shot up in height and, although he hadn’t ditched his eczema flareup, showed every sign of his Papa’s good looks.
Luigi was quickly almost bowled over as Papa Jack delivered a big bear hug for his newly big boy. He and Peachy smiled indulgently as Jack babbled happily about the amazing things Luigi’s future held in store, everyone doing their best not to think about Jack soon not being there to see them.
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When he was finally released Luigi made a beeline for the bar, which had been taken over by Great Grandpa Don after the bartenders’ shift ended.
He’d learned a lot about fizzy and sweet drinks in the abstract from his relatives in Henford and Chestnut Ridge. The science of brewing drinks sounded like too much work, but Grandpa Don made the practice of pouring those drinks seem glamorous and fun. Now that he was old enough, the expert mixologist was happy to show his great grandson everything about the craft, starting with how to craft Papa Jack’s favorite drink.
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Luigi further indulged his Papa that evening at bedtime. He was “clearly” much too old to need tucked in, but when Jack asked to see him off to bed that night, he didn’t even consider saying no to the old ritual that had often helped soothe him to sleep as a child.
As Jack smiled down at his little boy, suddenly looking so big in his tiny single bed, he silently asked the Watcher to go easy on him and help him find success but, even more importantly, happiness. There was no response, but he’d never gotten one before, either.
Finally, Jack walked the short distance across the hall to his own room and drifted off to sleep one final time in his best friends’ arms.
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redjukebox · 1 year
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I love going through the guestbook on the welcome hole website and seeing Wally’s replies
adding a keep reading cause this is way longer than I thought it was gonna be lmaoo
this isn't all of them, just my favorites lol
Like:
MaddieC: How’s it going
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Wally: its a apple!
Roger: :0]
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Wally: i like your nose
bittern: i love frank B)
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Wally: i love frank too he frowns i think he is funny
Infinitestyle: This has brought a smile to my grumpy clown face
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Wally: its okay to frown you are still my friend
Eli: Julie is my friend now :)
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Wally: julie is my friend too
worm: wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle :)
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Wally: i do not know what wiggle is barnaby said it was this
Emily: Why do you like eye contact?
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Wally: so you will know i am looking at you neighbor i am talking to you
Cyborg: Look ma I'm on TV!
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Wally: you are on tv!
Cloudy: Hello! I love clowns! Show me one!
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Wally: i do not know what clown is i asked frank he said baranby here is barnaby
PiggyPie: I absolutely love it here, it's a wonderful place to be! Puppets are one of my favorites, the character design makes me feel so happy! ^🐽^ 💕
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Wally: i am a puppet! i am your favorite!
Cherry: Wally, if you see this, you are gorgeous💛. I can't wait to see how it progresses!
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Wally: thank you Cherry! I think I am pretty too!
Pearlie: The infamous kitty cat ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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Wally: Kitty cat famous tv
nick: i am in pain but this is cool to see
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Wally: youll be okay!
falling: wally is a little jokester. a lollygagger so to speak. a tomfooler and maybe even a hoaxer. a jokesmith. or even a humorist.
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Wally: no i am wally i am your friend
ant: i know what you are
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Wally: you do i am so happy
bee: bzz bzzzz! BZZ!!! =:3
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Wally: oh I understand! we are playing! i have you!
Savanah: Wally is such a doll! <3
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Wally: no a puppet
B. L. P. e Issac.: oh my! I love the yellow here.. It's the most beautiful and relaxing yellow I've ever seen!!
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Wally: i like yellow too im yellow sally is yellow franks nose is yellow
Tommy: What a lovely place you have here! I am very excited to see what's in store. I hope Wally knows that he's my favorite :-)
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Wally: i am your favorite that makes me happy thank you
The Lost red shoe: Really hope the welcome home crews know how to tie their shoes
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Wally: its very hard
Kazoo: HIIII I love it so much here!!!! If Eddie is reading this, me my brother and my friend all have a huge crush on you HAHAHDGFG
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Wally: i told him he said hes flattered i dont know what anyone is talking about
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looloolooweez-sims · 1 year
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Another promotion in the bag for Johnny Zest! He's officially joined the Comedian branch of the Entertainer career as a Jokesmith.
He also made a New Year Resolution to get another promotion at work, so he's extra happy about this 😎
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xocobblestones · 1 year
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With Johnny's friendly and charismatic nature, he quickly rose through the ranks himself, and became a Jokesmith in no time! Keira and Johnny celebrated with some romantic time alone and... well, meet Clark Knightmare! He is a sunny little infant who is an early riser, but luckily he loves wakeup time!
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Claire aged up into an independent toddler. With all of the love that she received when she was an infant, she was a top-notch toddler and quickly advanced in her movement skills! Much to her parents' dismay though, Claire also discovered her destructive nature and often found herself making messes and causing chaos.
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queen-crackhead · 1 year
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DI list: whippersnappers, Lollygaggers, tomfoolerers, jokers, hoaxers, tricksters, jokesmiths, humorists, jesters, hooligans, goofballs, charletons, scoundrels, rapscallions, miscreants, jokesters, japers, hoodlums, scallywags, clowns, quipsters, harlequins, buffoons, wisecrackers, rascals, neerdowells, rabbel-rousers, shenaniganizers, goofsters, merrymakers, ruffians, skylarkers, goobers, Abed Nadir, knuckleheads, evildoers, and other ridiculous men, and Transsexuals
DNI list: talk show hosts, Elvis stans, Stewart Griffin, and Presbyterians
Thin ice list: bakers, quakers, booty shakers, and resource takers, also Vice admiral Akainu
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100yearoldcomics · 2 years
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July 14, 1922 Everett True by A.D. Condo
[ID: Everett grumpily drives a giggling man past a cemetery separated from the main road by a high cobblestone wall. /end] Passenger: Tee-hee. I see there's a cemetery right along the highway here. I guess the idea is to have it right handy for the reckless drivers! So you want to look out, Everett! Har-har-har!!!
[ID: Everett tosses the man out the back of his convertible coupe without stopping. He lands on the street hind-end first. /end] Everett: Get out and ask the caretaker to show you the special plot they have reserved for bum jokesmiths!!! They plant them thirty feet below the frost line!!!
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greggiesgotideas · 3 years
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I CAN'T be the first one to think of this...
Blog and Reblog are on a boat.
Blog gets out.
Who's left?
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quinnsteria · 5 months
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Sorry for not posting in awhile here’s an old doodle of my duela dent!
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rodgerlizaola45 · 3 years
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This guy played for the Pittsburg Pirates for 5 years. Then after retirement he got all your Tia’s pregnant. 😂 Might be the best joke I wrote in a while. #JokeSmith 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CSc_y3Cl28d/?utm_medium=tumblr
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simblrbyambsey · 3 years
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Arlene got a promotion and decided to let her goofball trait decide her path, and she’s now a jokesmith! Get cracking on those jokes!
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primonizuto · 7 years
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whys my animal crossing guy doing a kubrick stare
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isay · 2 years
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RIP Barry Cryer.
The words comic genius get bandied around quite a bit but Barry Cryer was a staple of British comedy for my entire life, writing for some of the greats including Morecombe and Wise as well as being one of the funniest men on radio.
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looloolooweez-sims · 1 year
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At the start of Round 2,
The Zest family:
Lives in the Bedrock Strait neighborhood of Oasis Springs; with N.A.P.s Free Love, Juiced Community
Has about § 6,345 in the bank
Owns a house worth about § 19,175; with lot traits Convivial, Eco-Lot, Gnomes and lot challenge Filthy
Personal details under the cut!
Johnny Zest:
Is a YA
Has the traits Ambitious, Goofball, Outgoing; plus the aspiration trait Gregarious
Has the Popularity aspiration Joke Star, at level 3 "Funny Businessman"
Is in the Entertainment career, at level 5 "Jokesmith"
Is working on the skills Comedy (level 6), Guitar (level 6), Charisma (level 2), Mischief (level 2)
Has developed the lifestyle Indoorsy
Is celebrity level 1 "Notable Newcomer"
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starchgrain · 3 years
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tbh and im tired of hiding it im just a silly guy tbh and i dont wanna hide it anymore im so sillyit is tbh and im just silly tbh but i dont ike, wanna hide it you know?? because im so silly but i dont wanna hide it
tbhyeah i wont tbh because im so silly and i dont wanna hide it because like its my nature to be silly you know so i dont wanna hide it since im so silly tbh and like tbh im so so silly and thats why i dont wanna hide it, the fact that im silly you know? idk like tbh im silly and i dont wanna hide it tbh
no im not a sweetie id say im more silly tbh but u see this is why i feel like i have to hide it but i dont wanna hide it because im just silly u kno tbh and like being silly should not be hidden there's nothing wrong with it but they call me a sweetie and im not a sweetie im a silly guy tbh and i dont wanna hide it but people call me a sweetie so what if they dont like it when im a silly guy because they think im a sweetie tbh but i am a silly guy and i dont wanna hide itdont oppress silly guys tbh because that makes them want to hide their silliness and that's not good you know like as a silly guy myself i dont wanna hide how like tbh im so silly but people oppress me for being silly and that makes me keep hiding it but sometimes i just want to lollygag around but i have to hide it because people dont like lollygaggers and silly guys these days tbh but i dont wanna hide it because im a silly guy and i should be allowed to be silly just be myself tbh and not have to hide it but the silly guy oppression really gets to me tbh and i wanna be silly and not hide it but idk tbh tbh i just wanna be a silly guyno you see im not a honey im a silly guy this is what im talking about you call me a sweetie and a honey and im a silly guy im just a lollygagger even a hornswaggler but people tbh call me and you see now they wont even let me say tbh tbh and like it's so oppressive and it makes me feel ashamed of being a silly guy and like no one shoukd have to hide the fact that theyre a silly guy tbh and i dont like how im treated for being a silly guy who enjoys a bit of horseplay tbh and idk like i shouldnt need to hide it tbh and yeah i guess i do say tbh a lot tbh but shouldnt i be allowed to say tbh openly as a silly guy and a common fool tbh like why cant i be me i just wanna be silly just a silly teen tbh and not be silenced and not have to hide my silliness tbh no i dont really have friends because im such a silly guy and im so oppressed and idk tbh like im so silly and i have to hide it but people know im silly so they dont like me and like tbh it's just part of being a silly guy tbh u have to accept the oppression and the hiding of your silliness tbh and it sucks im just a horseplayer i love to be silly tbh and i have to hide it but people know of my silly past and tbh it ruins my image and people don't like me because i'm silly and it sucks tbh because there's nothing wrong about being silly and so i have no friends tbh because the commonfolk don't like silly little guys like me tbh and i'm tired of it but i can't change it but i also can't change how silly i am tbh and i'm tired of it because i have to hide how silly i am and tbh it's ruining my life a little because i just wanna be openly silly but i have to hide it because people don't like silly guys like me for example and so you know silly guys are left out and don't have friends and tbh it sucks i just wanna be a silly guy no tbh because i love lollygaggers and tomfoolerers and jokers and hoaxers and tricksters and jokesmiths and humorists and jesters and hooligans and goofballs and charlatans and scoundrels and rapscallions and miscreants and jokesters and japers and hoodlums and scallywags and clowns and quipsters and harlequins and buffoons and wisecrackers and rascals and neerdowells and rabbel-rousers and shenaniganizers and goofsters and merrymakers and ruffians and skylarkers and goobers knuckleheads and other ridiculous guys but i hate all nasty guys
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