#just shut up and kiss already

[bridoesotherjunk]

Wyll: I've hunted many giant bats, Astarion, but never a vampire.

Astarion: just to remind you, I'm only a spawn. It won't count.

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Wyll: I'm feeling parched and peckish

Astarion: oh me too. Let's keep an eye out for any wandering vagabonds

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Wyll: so Astarion, how is the rat diet going?

Astarion: it might end soon if you don't shut your mouth

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Me: oh my god will you two shut up and kiss already!!

#Wyll #Astarion #baldurs gate 3 #Wyllstarion #The bickering and banter #Just shut up and kiss already #Bg3

[desicat-writer]

I noticed you're harsher on Bangel (which is better) than Spuffy. Which is stupid since Spike was a stalker and willing to rape her.

I don't particularly care if Bangel is better or worse than Spuffy.

Canon punishes Spike for his behavior a lot of the times in the same episode. It's important to me in the ye old times of one episode a week era, that characters who behave badly experience consequences for their behavior immediately.

Example for Spike is when he is caught sniffing around Buffy's room, Riley kicks him out into the sun. The blanket is an afterthought.

Example for Angelus's big consequence was getting stabbed and sent to hell. This was after episodes of killing and tormenting. What specifically was wrong gets lost with that much time in between.

For Angel we see him doing the best he can and he has the best intentions. But his behavior is still grooming behavior. (He can see her but she can't see him). The narrative never calls out how destructive this can be to a teenage girl. Or an adult woman. To me this makes Angel feel unsafe to watch at times. Especially before I could articulate the dangers of a groomer who didn't realize they were being abusive.

Bangel has an unparalleled intensity to it. S2 is my favorite season for a reason. Angel's grows into a person that tells Buffy about his choices even if he does not include her in the decision making process. That is a sign of respect and care from him.

As far as why I knock Angel more than Spike? Spike feels safer to watch because of the immediacy of his consequences. Also In general people are more willing to have the complex conversation about Spike. I get to work through the reactions I've had when Spike made that "dimpled knees" comment in harsh light of day.

That has not happened with Angel. Usually with Angel the reaction is black or white and I have the experience of being shut down from a longer conversation. So I'm here on my soap box, having it with myself.

#spuffy #bangel #but also #anti spuffy #anti bangel #btvs meta #viewer experience #spoilers #i hate and love all ships #just shut up and kiss already #or stab eachother

[ace-no-isha]

zoro and sanji constantly bickering but still making sure the other’s okay and protecting each other

#just shut up and kiss already

[ricciardosgirl]

#i will never shut up about them #oliver quick x farleigh start #quickstart #like #come on #just kiss already #i miss them #why couldn't they be endgame

[syringaledraws]

First kiss?..

#twewy #ntwewy #neo twewy #joshneku #neku sakuraba #joshua kiryu #yoshiya kiryu #the world ends with you #neo the world ends with you #my art #it just feels so fitting for them smh... #an impulsive 'just shut up already' kiss then going gentle

[professional-sephiroth-scrungler]

Genesis: You’re gay.

Sephiroth: Nuh-uh!!

Genesis: Yuh-uh!!

Sephiroth: Nuh-uh!!!

(Two minutes later they are making out in the storage closet)

#final fantasy 7 #ffvii #ff7 #final fantasy vii #ffvii crisis core #crisis core #ff7r #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #sephgen #genseph #sephesis #shitpost #they should just kiss already like omg shut up you creatures and make out

[snailwitdamail2]

calling it now. the new apes trilogy is gonna have an ape/human kiss like the og movie did.

#uhhhh AUBGAJSHDAHSAKB #maybe not on the lips like taylor and zira but #like a platonic cheek kiss at least. im calling it idc #pota #planet of the apes #kingdom of the planet of the apes #shut up snail #look. listen. we've already got references for other og apes stuff in the caesar trilogy #the names for nova and cornelius. the spaceship easter egg in Rise. the “no!” scene #uhhh caesar is doing a statue of liberty puzzle thingy in Rise #bright eyes!!! #i know theres gotta be more. my mind is blanking rn. #does. does that one track in Dawn with the xylophones count ASDGIAUSD #i forget what the track is called. but its the one where koba and his dudes go to check out what the humans are doing? the first time aroun #i think #theres some old timey sounding instruments and xylophones that soundl like it came from the og movie #i KNOW theres more refs im just tired and havent seen War in a while #my freaking blu ray player stopped working when i was watching Dawn a month or two ago LOLLL #Dawn is still stuck in there... </3 #uhhh yeah anyways #rewatched War several times after i made this post and #for references in War to the ogs. we got those cross thingies

[hotcocoabuns]

rewatching episode 6 of sandman when hob and dream reunite in the new inn that hob bought for them in case dream ever returned and to which he signalled to with a dumb little tag pointing from the old place to the current one, them never breaking eye contact for a single moment when they meet (again finally) even while dream’s taking a seat in front of hob and his smile is so big and cheeky while hob just looked so relieved and happy to be there with him, probably thinking: the wait and acquisition of a new pub nearby was worth it after all because he got to see his beautiful stranger once more no matter the 32 year delay cuz dream’s looking at hob like he has a whole new understanding of his immortal man and the relationship they share because he has now just begun to understand that his perception of humankind and companionship has been deeply morphed by this relentless individual’s will to keep living and seeing him and—

[ALT-TEXT: a meme of a parakeet looking at a chubby and comically distorted reflection of itself in a mirror and a text that reads: “you look even gayer from here”]

#hob gadling #robert gadling #dream of the endless #dream #Morpheus #hob x morpheus #hob x dream #dream x hob #morpheus x hob #dreamling #the sandman #sandman #the sound of her wings #it hadn’t landed on me just how fucking gay they are #I feel like I’ve had a revelation #god their dialogue #you need not have come to my defence #shut up shut the fuck up #just kiss already

[shubaka]

okay but now i'm thinking about Lucid!Jeff sitting in a garden with GhostClone!Jeff playfully planting flowers around Lucid!Jeff.

and then they both squint up at the sun(shine!Jeff who is watching them fondly)

#in the background spicy neighs: “just kiss already” #sorry i'll shut up #jeffcest

[musicalchaos07]

They really put Jonathan (and his anxiety issues) on the road trip from hell with teen gays going through relationship problems and a man who’s the mental equivalent of Steve but permanently high and people have the audacity to say he didn’t do anything this season. My man was barely holding it together for a week

#I love Argyle but that man has NO CLUE what is going on #I love that for him #Jonathan didn't do anything Jonathan was trying not to kill people sweetie #convinced the ONLY reason he didn't kill Mike is because that's his brother-in-law #he was like I am already in enough trouble with Nancy I guess I cannot kill her brother #Nancy would ok the murder if she knew the circumstances #I'm going through screenshots and Jonathan keeps looking at Byler like pls shut up and kiss #stranger things #jonathan byers #byers family #byler #but seriously imagine you're just plotting to escape to check on your gf and your brother is having reconciliation with his bf IN YOUR ROOM

[hillerskaroyals]

the anatomy of a hug in young royals

there’s a good chance i’m overthinking this but over my last couple rewatches i noticed something interesting about the way wille hugs and gets hugged. i’ve boiled it down to this general rule:

if the intention of the hug is to comfort wille or is for wille in some way, his arms going around the other person’s waist. if wille is hugging someone else for their sake his arms tend to go around their shoulders.

at first i thought this might just be due to height differences but in both seasons edvin is taller than most of the other actors and it does seem to stay pretty consistent across both seasons.

i did a quick rewatch and tried to capture every time wille is hugged/hugs someone and here’s what i found. (this ended up being hella long so the pictures are below the cut)

s1e1 erik is hugging wille to comfort him (arms around waist)

s1e4 felice is hugging wille to comfort him (arms around waist)

s1e4 lilja annette is hugging wille to comfort him (hard to see but i think his arms around around her waist here)

s1e4 wille is hugging simon as thanks for rescuing him (arms around shoulders)

s1e4 simon is hugging wille to comfort him (not really a hug and wille isn’t an active participant but i still think it works)

s1e5 wille is hugging simon for simon (arms around waist but above simon's)

s1e5 simon is hugging wille to comfort him (arms around waist)

s1e6 wille is hugging himself for comfort x2 :(

s1e6 wille is hugging simon for simon to show him he still cares (arms around shoulders)

s2e1 wille is hugging himself in erik’s jacket both as a way to comfort himself as well as to feel close to his brother :(

s2e1 hugging alexander to comfort him/welcome him back to the school (arms around waist)

s2e1 hugging felice bc reasons (tbh probably as thanks for being a good friend and being there for him over break)

s2e4 hugging felice in apology for kissing her (arms around shoulders)

s2e5 hugging simon to comfort him about his decision to go to the police and to comfort him if this is their last chance to be together (arms around shoulders)

s2e5 hugging simon to comfort him following sara’s betrayal (arms around shoulders)

s2e5 kristina hugging wille to comfort him since she found him crying in the stairwell (arms not pictured but assumed to be around waist)

#young royals #the brainrot is brainrotting lads #anyways i don’t really have a ‘point’ here as the kids say i just thought it was an interesting detail #esp since we’ve already talked about the anatomy of their kissing in yr i thought maybe people would find this interesting too! #this is me trying to get back to my analysis roots 😩 #also sorry if this doesnt make sense but its been rattling around in my brain for a min and needs to be freed #this is also me once again being incapable of shutting up in the tags #young royals analysis #my yr thoughts

[http-byler]

Lucas Sinclair was Will’s first kiss. I won’t be taking questions at this time.

#my proof? #im queer and I said so. #it was just a peck yk? #Will was confiding in Lucas that he feels like he’s missing out on something big #and he’s like. afraid that he’ll never be kissed bc he refuses to kiss a girl and they live in Hawkins… #and Lucas? he just offers to kiss him #that way he can check that box. get that experience everyone else already got #and at least it’ll be with someone he loves and trusts (even if it’s soley platonic) #it’s short and simple & Will blushes like crazy but they both just smile & go back to chatting (the thank you goes unsaid. tho not unheard) #(mike loses his mind when he finds out. complains abt it all the time. #but Will needs only to remind him that his first kiss was with his step sister and Mike shuts right up) #byclair #byler #<in the tags at least #the wise #the ranger #egon & venkman #the heart #elijah speaks

[insertcoolusernamehereee]

DC LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THEY DON'T HAVE ROMANTIC TENSION.

Crying rn, they're so close in the second photo, but at the same time too farrrrr

#damian wayne #jon kent #damijon #super sons #jonathan samuel kent #robin #superboy #JUST KISS ALREADY DAMNIT #I was reading Son of Kal-el and had an instant urge to read DamiJon fanfiction #DC COME ON NOBODY CARES ABOUT JAY #*screaaaaaam* #Dc are cowards >:( #HIS HEARTBEAT MEMORIZED SHUT UP #DOES JON HAVE JAY'S HEARTBEAT MEMORIZED? #If he does #He wont be hearing his heartbeat for long :)))) #DC put me in the writers room i swear i wont kill anyone #except Jay he can burn #Can you tell im salty?

[v01dzp4c3]

I hate riddlebat with my whole heart in reality like edward would full on kill himself if he ever figured out bruce was the batman BUT in theory??????????? they are perfect for eachother, there are no two people that need to kiss more

#riddlebat #danonation #paul dano riddler #the batman 2022 #god i hate them #riddlebat makes me SICK #but theyre just my little traumatised favs #shut up and kiss already #bruce go visit ur boyf in arkham pls

[8ripecunts]

bill found a way to shut holden up

#bill x holden #bill tench #holden ford #bill just got home from playing golf and holden is already blabbing about kemper #he’d rather kiss his co-worker than hear about holden’s new bestie #he kissed him on the cheek so its Not That Gay #he’s going to regret this the morning after because now holden won’t shut up about This

[alteredsilicone]

This one Youtuber makes pretty neat lore videos and I watched one about Albrecht that postulates that he is playing 5d chess regarding certain story beats (example: The Zariman ten zero was one big Cavia experiment to get a Chosen Operator for his future fight with the Indifference), and it's some interesting speculation, but I am also not particularly vibing with painting Albrecht as this sociopathic villain who acted with malice.

plus this comment:

Ah yes, the game whose central theme is "you are more than the circumstances of your birth" and we are going to have this take

#wf tag #also albrecht is shaping up to be a specific character trope i like #but also one that most people cant look past a surface level #i mean people ALREADY want to murk him so this is just gonna be 5 years of Lotus 2.0 huh #sorry is this too doomer #i should shut my mouth and just draw loid and albrecht kissing and shopping for groceries or smth #less headache