#just so....... perfectly hilarious

[eldritchsquared]

THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GODDDDDD

#THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS #WHO DID THIS. WHO DECIDED TO DO THIS #THEY KNEW THEIR AUDIENCE PERFECTLY THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #listen i don’t like him but god was the cameo funny #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #mine #also just in case someone has him filtered => #matpat #greatest hits

[carrotkicks]

and then he yelled at everyone for letting him sleep in that long.

// bad comic bc i cant stop thinking abt this and this reblog by originalaccountname //

#bsd #doodle #comic #no but seriously i think after he beat verlaine homie was out for the next MONTH #how do you just. experience stormbringer. and come into work the next day perfectly fine. #<- chuuya nakahara apparently #whatever. bsd is my oyster. #also the tags on that post are hilarious. ppl be so funny

[adastra121]

Every once in a while, I think about how MC and Rime’s dynamic is the funniest and saddest thing ever.

Because…MC stole his life. Then his weapon. Then his job. Then his boyfriend. And then, depending how you play it, MC also steals his heart.

#it’s hilarious #I just feel so BAD for rime the entire time #can you imagine being him? being in his place? #well I mean I guess you can because you do exactly that in Felix’s route ahem #but the one you love robbing you of a peaceful and dignified death — only to fall in love with the stranger they summoned by accident #and then that stranger ends up in possession of your power and your weapon and your role in the team #all while YOU’RE STILL ALIVE — I mean YEAH you might have come back WRONG but damn #you are RIGHT THERE #if anyone cared…they probably don’t — they seem perfectly happy with your cheap knockoff #yeah that would make anyone a little bit spiteful #and then the punchline is that you never end up getting revenge for any of that because you too become enamoured with said cheap knockoff #that’s so tragic — and so funny #I love the path where we become friends because that’s essentially how it goes #stealing his heart either romantically or platonically — both work #I miss fictif’s last legacy #I kind of fell out of the app before dorian so I don't know if they ever finished that story #fictif #last legacy #rime solano varela #rime varela #felix escellun #felix iskandar escellun

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

one of Thee funniest tv tropes is "group of people (better if they're not friends) wake up in the same area after being blackout drunk, with it being Wildly obvious that some crazy shit went down & they have to puzzle it out / fix their mess without anyone knowing"

#psych is KILLING it w/ s6ep2 rn #i cant even attempt to eat my tiny cake im cackling too much #especially since its shawn/gus + lassie + woody LIKE CMONNNNNNN #THAT IS SUCH A KILLER GROUP FOR THIS #and its So fucking funny so far already.... #the 'woody & lassie slept together' joke... i wheezed! they did it Well ngl #but man. im 7 minutes in and its already my favorite episode #and here i was Attached to the cinnamon festival ep.... #so much can happen in 24 hours </3 #absolutely unprompted #anyway absolutely iconic quartet of characters i didnt know i needed it but im so glad i have it #the four of them trying to keep their cool in the autopsy room... asdkandjkafkjan TOP TIER #fishtank gun my beloved #one day i hope to write this trope. i hope i do it well #i have many ocs it could work soooooo fucking perfectly with #the idiot squad especially.... #and many media-based characters as well! #honestly this trope can work with anyone. well now that i think about.... the less 'on brand' it is the funnier #like the wh crew? who cares if puppets cant get drunk. that shit'd be hilarious #i just know they'd be so fucking insane about it. the weirdest blackout shenanigans ever...

[shannonallaround]

After pondering on it for several days, I have officially decided I did not like the direction of KFP4 and have banished it from my brain. It is no longer canon. KFP4? What's that? Don't know what you're talking about.

#spoilers ahead #it wasn't all bad #I really truly loved the scenes with Li and Mr Ping they were wonderfully hilarious #and the music was great #BUT #I just did not like the direction they took Po's story at all. #and I'm kinda furious they subtly undermined Shifu's character #by making him “fine”/“not fine” with Oogway picking Po as his successor instead of him. #it was only a thing for 2 seconds for the sake of humor but it completely undermines his inner peace character development #first off why can there only be one successor #and second off why can't Po take primarily the fighting side and Shifu take the spiritual side #It FITS HIM #don't know if most people would notice that shifu's character was undermined but because he's one of my favorites I sure did and it HURT #also um the furious five WHY didn't we have them be the main characters with Po instead of the fox chick no one cares about #literally their interactions with Po that's WHY WE'RE HERE DREAMWORKS #also it's become really obvious to me that the fox girl was literally written just so they could cast a specific voice actress in a big rol #nothing against that actress I love her in other stuff but that was a bad move Dreamworks #and another thing #the movie's message about change not always being bad is perfectly fine and good in theory #but such character change is only satisfying from a storytelling perspective if the audience actually WANTS the character to change!!! #I don't WANT Po to stop being the dragon warrior! I don't WANT him to pick a successor! That wasn't satisfying!! like whyyyyyyyyy #Plus he's like way too young?? to be worrying about this??? Oogway didn't worry about it until he was literally 900 years old #Shifu is what in his 60s? 80s? and he hasn't picked one #why would they make shifu worry about po doing that any time soon literally at all #so there dreamworks #I banish this movie #I banish it for one thousand years #kfp4 #kung fu panda 4 #po kung fu panda

[remosdeerica]

Does Damian make Jon smarter?

No.

Does Jon make Damian more stupid?

You bet your ass he does.

#two halves of a whole idiot #damian beijg perfectly functional by himself and an utter buffoon with jon is hilarious #their love is so blind deaf and dumb that even jesus can't help them #damian wayne #jon kent #damijon #super sons #hot take? or just accurate?

[hi-there-buddies]

Monke

#spy x family #spy family #loid forger #twilight #spyxfamily #sxf #sxf twilight #I love that he’s slowly getting more crazy faces #he’s slipping and you can tell #honestly I don’t blame him because the reason his face is like this is absolutely fucking hilarious #SPOILER #anya got a Tonitris bolt but also a Stella star #because she studied so much for one exam that she forgot to study for the other #lmfaoooo #so this is basically just Loid trying to figure out how to feel #and I think this face portrays that perfectly

[hamartia-grander]

I hope I can explain this well. You can "misgender" me (in quotes bc I don't have a gender) if it's funny. Use whatever pronouns whatever adjectives whatever label whatever is funniest in the moment. Tell me to go piss girl or slay queen. Tell me I'm just some guy. Call me a gender vacuum or whatever the fuck just make it funny. I don't want people holding back on a killer joke because the pronouns aren't in my bio, I promise you won't upset me

#This is the piss poor website so obligatory THIS APPLIES TO MYSELF ONLY so don't rant ab being uncomfortable w this. It's MINE #I've also thought extensively how like. Yeah she/her and he/him aren't my pronouns but I don't mind if you use any #I just put the ones I'm most comfortable with but I'm not upset if you use other pronouns #I'm perfectly comfortable thinking “she's hilarious” about myself #“he's a loser” etc #Like how can I stress enough that as long as you're not being a douchebag on purpose I could not care less how you gender me #Like the whole “any pronouns as long as they're said with respect” (but if you can't respect me lol you better be saying they/xe) #Anyways I hope this makes sense. Friends please free yourself of the gender binds when referring to me #lgbtq #Trans #transgender #Queer

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Mance = Rhaegar has to be one of the funniest brain dead ASOIAF theories because like, GRRM obviously created Mance and placed him in Jon’s storyline as a father figure so he can be a parallel to Jon’s real dad, Rhaegar. Like it’s so so obvious that these two men are meant to be paralleled due to their association with the protagonist; even Mance’s child is used as a narrative tool meant to inform on Jon’s own birth. And you’d think that ASOIAF stans would recognize that and be like, “huh narrative mirrors that’s cool!” But nooooo we just had to say they’re actually the same person. So by ASOIAF fans’ definition are Jon Snow and Aemon Steelsong the same character? Did Jon actually beat Tyrion to become the time traveling fetus?

#asoiaf #jon snow #mance rayder #rhaegar targaryen #have to say that mance = rhaegar is just that much better than benjen = daario = euron #in terms of insane factor #it’s so unhinged and unnecessary for no good reason #and is one of those theories that perfectly encapsulates how the vast majority of asoiaf stans just be theorizing for the sake of it #which is hilarious considering the vast amounts ot elitism you will encounter on any given day #about how asoiaf is so dark and gritty and not like other girls so asoiaf stans are not like other readers #yeah y’all are not like other readers based on your inability to understand like basic literary tools like ?!??

[void-and-virtue]

How awkward do you think would it have been if one of Neil’s 22 names had been that of a teammate? If he’d spent a couple months as a “Matt” or “Nick” (short for Nicholas) or worse, “Aaron”? What if one of Neil’s old aliases had been “Andrew”?

#they’re all perfectly reasonable and common enough names for him to have endend up with #since Mary probably just threw a dart at a list of common boy names and squinted and called it a day if it even remotely fit her son #they changed names so often u cant tell me she didn’t just Yeet whatever at Neil #I also seriously wonder whether he sometimes doesn’t flinch when he hears his old names #not Nathaniel but all the waypoint ones in-between the only two and a half names that were ever legal #does neil ever go to Starbucks with Andrew and get up when the wrong name is called and then mentally cuss himself out for it #Andrew knows the names of all his old identities too so that would be hilarious #I just think the 21 (22?) fake names before Neil Abram Josten aren’t nearly talked about enough #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #the foxhole court #tfc

[something-in-your-walls]

IMPORTANT POST (not really) (its just me fanboying) FOLLOW THIS ACC RN @fuckingfreakshow69420 IF YOU'RE INTO CAP U CONTENT IM GOING INSANE OVER THEIR ARTSTYLE ITS SO FIRE FOLLOW THEM RIGHT NOW IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THEM/FOLLOWED THEM ALREADY GO SUPPORT THEM RIGHT NOW

#sammy talks #sorry i just. AKkadhghkjhaj #the art is so COLORFUL #its so pleasing to my eyes #also the way the fucking dIALOGUE IS WRITTEN?! #KKAKKLJBHAHJ #THEY FUCKING NAILED THAT STYLE #AND THE SHORT JOKE COMIC THEY POSTED IS FUCKING HILARIOUS WHAT #i have so many idols rn its insane #tHIS IS ONE OF THEM #i would KILL to learn to draw that way like actually #RAHHHHHH #dont mind me fanboying on main #i just NEEDED to blurt this out dude #you have no idea how much respect i have for this artist like actually #RAHHHHHH THEY DRAW MY BOYS PERFECTLY #I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHH #im not insane i swear #i JUST NEEDED TO FANBOY A LITTLE #RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[bluesidedown]

Assorted thoughts on falling in love

No one ever told me it would be terrifying.

I am very good at finding (or more often inventing) reasons why I shouldn't love him; I do this so that I can have an excuse to run from vulnerability. Mostly this just means I love him anyway, but feel deeply and anxiously conflicted about it.

I hate how undignified this feels. Turns out I have formed at least some of my identity around appearing untouchable and in control. I feel at odds with myself because I can't pretend that being around him makes me less happy than it does; I smile involuntarily when I hear his voice and I can't stop.

It is horrible to me that other people can see the kind of person I have chosen and thus perceive me in a way I can't control. This makes me want to control him, so that I can project the image I want to project. I hate this about myself; it is deeply, deeply unfair to him.

Sitting beside him is maybe the most peaceful place in the entire world.

#in the sermon on sunday the pastor talked about how sometimes we can desire wisdom because we want the control #of knowing what's going to happen and what the right decision is all the time #instead of acknowldging rhat human wisdom is limited and we have to trust God #anyway that hit home in ways very relevant to this #i am so terrified to make the wrong decisions and so terrified by the fact thay i cant actually know perfectly and thus control everything #and i am so terrified on so many ways by the idea of loving him #im so terrified by the fact that i dont know if where my life is going is compatable with where his life is going (because i cant know #because neither of us knows where our lives ate going!) #and im so scared caring about him is somehow going to make me care about God less #and im so afraid to want something because just the wanting feels like idolatry #and at the same time i dont even know what i want! #and also yes i AM overthinking this 4 month relationship hilariously thank you for asking!

[thievesandtraitors]

ATLA was actually such a cultural significance for television and for people. Having two black side characters who get their own rightful and amazing character arch, a character with disability whose impairment actually works to make her one of the best and strongest earth (and metal) benders alive, a character whose plot is to show and explain the process of change and personal evolution to be better than your circumstances, to a main character who doesn’t advocate for violence and believes in the preservation of all life. Not to mention it’s specific message around friendship and the potential everyone has to be good and do good in the world.

Edit: I have been informed about my mischaracterization about Sokka and Katara. They are Inuit, not black. I apologize for this mistake; but I think that further makes my point about underrepresentation!

#this show is just perfection #it’s also hilarious and written so perfectly for child understanding #the characters are all so great in their own ways #and the lessons the show emphasizes that they learn are such good examples for the world #a show about trust and good nature and being a better person and believing is worth giving a chance #avatar the last airbender #atla

[pastafossa]

dearest pasta,

my friends and I were discussing trt bc one of them just started reading it (we’re big fans, love your work) and she was wondering about the little tapping rhythm that Matt and Jane do. she was expecting it to mean something in Morse code, but some research did not yield any obvious results (either SEI or STI, depending on if the one tap in the middle is long or short). I did a little more digging and made a chart of any letters that obviously fit the pattern through Morse code and ways that they could be put together. as someone who has read the entire story multiple times and is completely caught up, I’m not seeing any obvious significances, unless the Roman numbers VI (6) or VM (6000) mean anything, or you’re trying to tell us that someone has a sexually transmitted infection (STI) or a urinary tract infection (UTI). anyways, my question is: is there any deeper significance to the tapping rhythm that either hasn’t been revealed yet or that I missed? or is it just a random pattern?

I FUCKING LOVE THAT YOU WENT THROUGH THIS EFFORT HOLY SHIT! And I am just as happy to say it DOES have meaning (that fortunately isn't UTI related), and is also a very fitting pattern for Matt! In fairness, when I first added the pattern in my outline notes waaaaay way back, it was just a random one I came up with because I just knew I needed them to have a code they used with one another, although I hadn't decided what it meant yet. It was only after I did a little digging after using it for a few chapters that I found something amazing.

Third John, Chapter One, Verse Two (NABRE translation often used by the Catholic church based on my research):

"Beloved, I hope you are prospering in every respect and are in good health, just as your soul is prospering."

3. 1. 2.

In other words, Matt (who I'll confirm was the one who chose the pattern) was calling Jane beloved in his own way fairly early on, even if he didn't spend a ton of time letting himself think about it (he'd heard the verse from Lantom and the numbers stuck in his mind and he thought it was a fitting, 'are you ok?' verse and, he told himself, 'beloved' was just a coincidence), and she was unintentionally calling him beloved back (gives a whole new meaning to the kidnapping arc when she kept tapping out their signal), so the two of them were calling each other beloved every time they checked in with each other via their pattern.

He hasn't told her yet what it means. But one day... one day he will. Until then, he lets himself hear beloved, hear encouragement, hear her hopes and dreams for him every time he hears that pattern.

#ask response #the red thread #I AM ABSOLUTELY TICKLED YOU MADE A CHART #and i'm also kicking my feet because i love to put hidden meanings in and so you knew it meant something and it DID #what's hilarious is that when i just chose the pattern back in like 2017 iirc it was just a little placeholder #and then after a few chapters i was like 'wait i need a meaning on this' because i knew i wanted it to mean something #and it worked out perfectly #i choose to believe matt's love for jane carried across dimensions so that i subconsciously put in his meaning when writing it #so they've been calling each other beloved for ages #and by the time i hit the kidnapping arc i had already decided that this was what it meant so all those uses were very intentional

[desertfangs]

So there's this episode of Community where Jack Black guest stars, and his character wants to join the study group. We learn this character was there in their Spanish class the whole time, he was just in background where the camera never focused on him so we, the audience, did not notice and the Study Group was too self-involved to notice.

Anyhow, this is how I picture Daniel in the last two VC books. He's there, he's reacting to things, he's having conversations with Armand and Marius off on the sidelines, but for whatever reason Lestat is leaving that out of the books. Maybe Daniel bribed him! I don't know. But it's funny as hell to think about it happening this way.

#daniel molloy #mixing my fandoms here but yes #vc meta #daniel is buddy this works perfectly i am not taking notes #but i will take questions #also i still need to sit down and read those books cover to cover tbh #but knowing daniel isn't there doesn't make me excited to do so #also the aliens don't make me excited to do so either #sorry anne #the other possibility is that daniel has entered a model building contest of some kind and is away doing that while the books happen #actually we should make a list of reasons he's not there that would be fun #this is pretty much a shitpost but i was thinking about this and now i can't get it out my head because it's hilarious lol #like imagine him just there having thoughts and opinions and lestat is like distracted and doesn't notice him at all

[essektheylyss]

of chocolate truffles and baby brothers

Rating: G Characters: Essek Thelyss, Essek Thelyss' Father Additional Tags: Family Dynamics, Conversations, Family Fluff

Summary: A child sits alone on the steps of the Thelyss manor. His father comes to ask why he is pouting.

#cr fic #essek thelyss #wrote this ages ago. had too much fic to post at the time. forgot about it. bon appetit. #works pretty well as a companion piece to brighter lights in retrospect but it's whatev #anyway. can't stop won't stop. #a lot of folks followed me this week. hooo boy please expect so much essek and/or shadowgast and especially thelyss family fic. #I know my pinned post does give some indication of that but like. just another warning. #I just think petulant child essek is hilarious and adorable. like. this man is 24 you guys. it is NOT hard to imagine him as a child. #honestly the fact that I just finished the tiefling fic adds a layer of sad hilarity to having run an unhinged tournament for a week #really just [between writing projects/editing procrastination] life crisis hours #some people get sourdough starters and write a thousand words of a novel. #others of us are perfectly capable of making starters when we need to and already have a novel that we're avoiding editing. #escalated to doing extended bits on the internet and growing mushrooms instead apparently. #I have to make SOUP. FUCK