#kai.rambles

[kaidabakugou]

fuck meeting the hot mafia boss through his children, i wanna meet through his dogs

wanna walk his dogs, wanna be his huge badass doberman’s favorite person, i want our dogs to meet and be the little wingmen to our relationship

#kai.rambles #why is it always kids :( #fuck them kids i want puppiessssssss 😑

[wereinloves]

this man is so horny it's actually insane

#i'm thinking thoughts #💭💭💭😵 #obey me solomon #nightbringer #obey me event #kai.rambles

[luvrboytengen]

i saw you said your fave was uzui SO SO PERHAPS an uzui x reader where they go on a date? something domestic and fluffy. or like the hashiras see them together and are really shocked because of how sweet and caring he is with them. yeah <33

okay let me just,, i’ll do a drabble later maybe but let me rabble abt this ask bc omg i love you for it. i also love his wives dearly but for rn itll be a date without them </3

he would def take you to one of those restaurants where you cook the food yourselves. y’all are sitting there laughing, cooking the food , just sweet mushy stuff. he’s probably complimented you 20+ times now about everything, from your hair to your clothes to your pretty precious smile (his words most definitely). he’s always asking you questions and when you answer he just has this lovesick expression on his face, mentally note taking your likes and dislikes, your hobbies, etc. so imagine y’all doing you’re thing at the restaurant, having fun, when all of a sudden the rest of the hashiras walk in, and uzui is like °_° shinbou def would tease the SHIT out of him for it, i don’t make the rules. so at first uzui doesn’t realize they’re there, but the hashiras do. and immediately they’re like omg uzui on a date???(o_o) uzui doesn’t really notice that they’re there bc lets be honest, he’s too busy being a sap towards you. the day afterwards at like a meeting of sorts, all u hear is the hashiras teasing uzui and uzui just being like” it’s fLaMbOyAnT to be kind to your date!!” anyways i love him sm

#uzui x reader #demon slayer x reader #uzui tengen x reader #kny x reader #kai.rambles

[imawa-moved]

throwback to when i was blonde and it was real dysphoria+dysmorphia hours and i walked by a mirror and i thought i was rotting lol

nasty ass

#me.pic.lol #kai.ramble

[kaidabakugou]

♡ cw: scent kink | cunnilingus

♡ notes: omg is she writing again?! this is the most i’ve written in two months😔 but the scent kink is heavy on the brain today

i bet bakugou is one of those guys that can tell when you’ve masterbated while he’s not home

greeting you with a deep kiss after a long day of hero work, sighing into you when he finally feels your lips against his after thinking about you all day

your scent alone invading him as he reaches for your hand and brings it up to his lips, callous thumb caressing the back of your hand while he presses a kiss to your digits before lowering his nose to your skin, the smell of your arousal still lingering on them elicits a groan from deep in his chest while he feels his cock begin to strain against the fabric of his briefs

smirking at your shocked face when he asks if you’ve been touching yourself while he was gone and releasing a breathy laugh when you ask how’d he know

talking about how he “can smell how wet that pussy is from here” and “bet she’s still soaked and needy for me”, how “you’re fingers can’t please her like i do”

all while removing the skimpy pijamas you wear around the house, almost drooling at the sight of you displayed before him

pussy red and dripping with arousal as he settles between your legs to admire you, eyes trailing up to your chest as he notices your nipples still bruised and swollen where you pinched them before

thanking you for warming up his meal before diving into your cunt with the promise to not let you go until your scent is soaked into his skin

#kai.rambles #i think i’m also ovulating so :) #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader smut #bnha smut #bnha x reader smut

[kaidabakugou]

y’all already know i need to make it you guy’s problem as well when i’m sick so here you go :)

i love the idea of eijirou threatening you with telling on you to katsuki when you want to ignore your health

just imagine being sick or on the early stages of catching a cold when your nose is congested and you’re sneezing here and there but you have places to be and things to do so you just take some medicine and make your way downstairs to the kitchen where eijirou is making a quick to-go breakfast for you

but once he hears your groggy voice, heavier than your usual morning voice when you have to be out of the house this early, he’s immediately reaching for you a drowning you in questions to figure out what’s wrong

his lips getting all pouty and concern written all over his face when you shrug him off and tell him you’re fine

“morning beautiful”, he chirps as soon as he hears you walk into the kitchen behind him, while he continues to flip and press down on the the grilled cheese on the stove

“morning”, you answer back softly, congestion evident on your voice

“hey what’s wrong?!”, turning to you as he quickly wipes off his hands on a kitchen towel before reaching for you, gently pressing the back of his hands to the sides of your neck and on your forehead to check for a fever

“it’s nothing, just a little congested that’s all”, you say as you reach up to wrap your hands around his wrists while he stares down at you worriedly, feeling the warmth radiating from your palms around him, not boiling hot but warm enough to hint you’re starting to get a fever

“you can’t go out like this”, he finally says after staring you down for a bit

“i have to, i have reports from our last mission that need to get done quickly”, you argue as you make your way around him to grab your lunch bag

“what are you gonna do when kats sees you then?”, he says, eyebrows raised as he crosses his arms against his chest while leaning against the kitchen island

“he won’t, he’ll be out on patrol all day and i clock out before him today so by the time he returns i’ll be gone”

“not if he finds out before that”

“and who’s gonna tell him”, at this point, regardless of how bad you feel, your matching eijirou’s teasing smile as you both taunt back and forth

“listen i need to get to work, whatever you do is on you, okay?” you say as you grab the last of your lunch before giving him a kiss and heading for the door

“oookayy then, whatever you say but don’t say i didn’t warn ya”, he waves you off before going back to the grilled cheese on the stove, one that was made for you but he didn’t worry about it too much considering he waited until he heard your car leave the drive way to quickly reach for his phone and hit the call button, grin on his face since he knew you’d probably be back soon enough to be able to enjoy your breakfast

and he was right, because not even 30 minutes later he could hear your car pull up on the drive way and the sounds of your fuzzy voice accompanied by the angry blonde’s bursting through the front door with you over his shoulder

stomping his way up the stairs as you made eye contact with a laughing eijirou on the couch, flipping him off before you disappeared from his sight

returning a few moments later, this time in your pjs but still over katsuki’s shoulder as he made his way towards the couch to deposit you on eijirou’s lap

“watch her while i’m gone, and don’t let her out of your sight”, katsuki grumbles before sneaking a bite of the grilled cheese waiting for you on the table

“i won’t”, eijirou laughs as he wraps his arms around your center, laughing harder when you glare up at him

pouting at katsuki next when he leans down to give you a kiss

“yeah yeah, glare at me all you want shitty woman, it’s for your own good”

sighing before retuning his kiss, the taste of the grilled cheese on his lips making you forget how annoyed you were as you looked over to grab it, taking a bite out of it as katsuki gives a kiss to eijirou before heading for the door

both of you wishing him a good day before snuggling up to each other on the couch, rolling your eyes at eiji’s smug grin and ignoring the low ‘i told you so’ that followed against your ear

#kai.rambles #kats.eiji.kai #you guys should already expect these everytime i get my hair done bc the chemicals fuck up my nose :(( #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki #eijirou kirishima #kirishima eijirou #kiribaku #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #eijirou kirishima x reader #kirishima eijirou x reader #kiribaku x reader #bnha x reader #mha x reader

[kaidabakugou]

there was a video a while back where like this guy was approaching a girl to try and shoot his shot and get her number but before he could even reach her she was extending her hand to him to show him her wedding rings and they just laugh it off

and all i’m thinking is being out in public with bakugou and you needing to go use the bathroom real quick or something so he’s waiting for you by one of the tables and notices how one of the guys a couple chairs away was checking you out when you walked by to go inside the restroom, already giving them the death stare even though he knows you’d never leave him

especially not now that you’re recently engaged, so he’s ready to go scare him off if he bothers you when you return

already rising from his chair when he sees you leaving the bathroom and the guy is simultaneously getting up as well, phone ready in hand to ask for your number

so imagine the grin that forms on his face when you notice the guy and don’t even give him a chance to speak when you’re shooting your hands in front of you, flashing him the huge beautiful stone on your ring finger while pointing at it with your other hand even though it’s hard to miss with how much it shines under the sunlight

the guy giving you a defeated laugh while you return a polite one while continuing making your way back to your lover who is already bursting with pride, ready to engulf you in a hug and pull you into a kiss to further show everyone who you belong to

#kai.rambles #that video is so old i’m pretty sure i saw it on instagram ages ago but for some reason it popped it my head this morning #anywaysss have this little thought while i wait for my bf at the airport 💓 #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #bnha x reader

[kaidabakugou]

bet bakugou is one of those very twitchy dudes when he sleeps, just random jumps and shakes that make the whole bed stir, causing you to jump as well when his arms are wrapped around you holding you tight against him

kirishima is the type that when you randomly look at him in the middle of the night, he’s sleeping with his mouth fully open, head thrown back with his mane of hair all over the place, some of it tangled across his forehead as breathy snores fill the room

#kai.rambles #i just imagine trying to nap with them and one is twitching randomly waking you up #and when you try to fall back asleep the other is snoring right next to your ear #skskksbds i hate them 😭 #kiribaku #kiribaku x reader

[kaidabakugou]

went out for drinks last night and the bartender was so cute, he reminded me of kirishima and @saintokkotsu has enabled me so here are some bartender! kirishima thoughts (plus a little tease of bouncer! bakugou 👀)

bartender! kirishima that’s all smiles and charm as soon as you get close to the bar, catching his eye immediately with your glossy lips and all too tight dress that hugs your curves in all the right places which has him thankful that he’s behind the bar and it just barely hides the bulge forming in his pants

who says “sure thing, pretty” with a grin followed by a wink when you order your favorite drink, something fruity and light to start the night and he can’t help but to show off while he makes it. flipping the bottles and doing cool little hand tricks as he pours it for you while his smile gets wider when he notices how your eyes drift along his body, muscles straining against his black shirt tucked into his pants held by a tight belt that has you biting your lips at the thought of what’s underneath

who lets his eyes linger on your lips longer than he should’ve as he watches you swipe your tongue against the rim of the glass to lick the sugar off in the most sultry way that has him swallowing down the groan that threatens to escape him, feeling his mouth salivate when you wrap your lips around it and take the first sip, closing your eyes in delight as you lick your lips and he worries he might not survive his shift tonight with how rowdy you’re getting him

who keeps an eye on you the whole night, watching you dance as you grind against your friends and throw your head back while you swing your hips from side to side and the groan in his chest finally escapes, thankful that the music is loud enough to hide it and the lights are dim perfectly to conceal his fully erect cock straining painfully against him

who doesn’t hesitate to jump over the bar to your side when some random guy that couldn’t take no for an answer pushes himself onto you and won’t leave you alone, a large hand wrapping around your center as he pulls you to his side effortlessly while the other pushes the guy back causing him to fall from the strength while he calls over to the pretty blonde bouncer who’s just as big and is quick to work when he notices you, the pretty princess that he greedily allowed himself to search a little longer than needed before letting you inside because he couldn’t resist how captivating you were

kirishima who is quick to make sure you’re okay and insists on getting you a drink on the house to brighten your night again, taking the opportunity to make some small talk and take some shots with you even though he knows he shouldn’t but anything to ensure he sees you again

who is so bummed when the night is coming to an end and you come to close out your tab but shoots his shot by writing his number on your receipt when he hands you back your card and he shoots you on last wink when you say your goodbye’s

who can’t get you out of his head as he finishes his shift and can’t wait to get back home to relieve himself from all the tension in his pants as he unbuckles his belt in the car in the meantime but is sent over the tipping point when his phone lights up on his dash with a text from an unknown number that says “thank you for tonight, can’t wait to see you next time” causing him to spring his cock free right then and there because he feels he might overheat with desire

#kai.rambles #to say i am unwell would be an understatement 😵‍💫 #saintyyy give me your thoughts as wellll plsss👀 #kirishima x reader #bakugou x reader #eijirou kirishima x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bnha x reader #mha x reader

[kaidabakugou]

woke up thinking of just how passionate and hot your first time with bakugou is to the point that it stays permanently stuck in both of your heads even years later

and even though each time you guys have sex it’s just as intense and full of emotion as the first, it doesn’t fail to cloud your minds

finding yourself spacing out every now and then and going back to that first time, followed by every other intimate moment you’ve shared, the feel of his muscles under your touch, his wanton moans and the soft gazes that only you get to experience

and katsuki is no different, just letting you fill his thoughts while he’s trying to get some paperwork that he’s already behind on done at the agency as he thinks of every sound that spills from your lips, every curve on your body, the soft touch of your skin and the way you fit so perfectly around him like you were made for him

i’ll come back to elaborate on this as soon as i can <3

#kai.rambles #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki smut #katsuki bakugou smut #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader smut #katsuki bakugou x reader smut #bakugou smut #bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader smut #bnha smut #mha smut #bnha x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader smut #mha x reader smut

[kaidabakugou]

if you’re a city girl through and through like me when bakugou invites you to go hiking or camping with him he’s the most affectionate before he asks, drowning you in kisses and random gifts on top of the ones he regularly gets you, breakfast in bed the day he’s gonna ask and getting off work early just to pick up your favorite treats at the bakery before they close

he knows you’ll always say yes, it’s just a little added plus since he knows you’ll hate the part with the mosquitoes and the random sounds in the dark when it’s pitch back out and you’re clinging to him inside the tent or the distant howling in the silent night inside the old cottage

#kai.rambles #i’m visiting my bf’s family in the countryside and bro i’m struggling #the mosquitoes have made a feast out of me #the heat is absurd i am sweating through my clothes #there is no light so far up the mountains so when it gets dark out it’s pitch fucking black #the makeup is makeuping tho so i’m okay i tried the patrick star setting spray and y’all it did not come to play #fully recommend if you’re a makeup girlie like me #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader

[kaidabakugou]

attending an event where the concept is that you have to switch hero costumes with someone and you get paired with red riot

everyone is expecting you to wear a black tank top to cover up your chest but you absolutely break the internet when you show up with your front exposed and red riot gears pasties with ruby rhinestones just barely covering your nipples

which has red riot a sweaty mess inside the costume that was made to match your hero suit, all of a sudden feeling too tight around his big, muscular body every time he’s around you throughout the event because you’ve been his hero crush for as long as he can remember and the sight of you looking so sexy in his hero suit has him fighting back a boner all night

#kai.rambles #this thought has been in my head since i woke up and it will not leave me alone so i had to share #alsoo hii sorry for being inactive the past two days i was busy with valentines but im back now <33 #anywaysss hope you enjoy haven’t posted much since i got released so writing this was like wow *queue owen wilson’s voice* #eijirou kirishima #kirishima eijirou #kirishima drabble #kirishima thirst #kirishima x reader #eijirou kirishima x reader #kirishima eijirou x reader #bnha x reader #mha x reader

[kaidabakugou]

working out with bakugou and waiting behind him until he bends over to grab the weights to touch his asshole through his workout shorts just to see him clench his butt cheeks from the sudden intrusion

bursting out laughing when he does, your giggles making him smile, cursing “you little shit” under his breath whilst he sets the weight back down before turning around to put you in a headlock

kirishima laughing from the bench he’s in lifting dumbbells where he has a clear view of the two of you as he bursts out laughing when he sees bakugou tackle you into the foam floor

#kai.rambles #i don’t go to the gym on weekends but randomly decided to go today and this thought has been bubbling up in my head since i got here #just a little crack to brighten up your sunday <3 #kats.eiji.kai #kiribaku #kiribaku x reader #kiribaku x reader fluff #kiribaku fluff #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #kirishima eijirou #eijirou kirishima #bakugou x reader #kirishima x reader

[kaidabakugou]

kirishima rushing back home after receiving a call that his husband was hit with a genderbend quirk to make sure he’s ok, only to find you grinding your pussy against bakugou’s

#kai.rambles #im usually not into the gengerswap aus but i could not get this thought out of my head #i have a draft started on this but wanted to get y’all’s reactions on it before i actually write it #kiribaku x reader

[kaidabakugou]

brushing your teeth with kirishima and bakugou in the morning.

katsuki gagging on his toothbrush while scrubbing his tongue, eijirou and you bursting out laughing because it sounded more like a squeak than a gag.

laughing about it while getting dressed because it sounded like one of those squishy toys that squeak and stick their tongues out when you squish them. telling eiji about it, the both of you reeling on the floor with tears from how hard you’re laughing while kats grumbles and argues in the background.

hiding the smile that’s threatening his features because he loves the sounds of your laughs resonating through the otherwise quiet apartment this early in the morning.

being alone with him on patrol later and randomly laughing in the line for a mid-shift coffee run next to him. him pulling you into a headlock being careful not to actually hurt you as he lightly laughs with you.

#kai.rambles #kats.eiji.kai #here have some wholesome kiribaku to take a quick break from all the smutty kinktober #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #kirishima eijirou #eijirou kirishima #kiribaku #bakugou x reader #kirishima x reader #kiribaku x reader #katsuki bakugou fluff #bakugou katsuki fluff #bakugou fluff #kirishima eijirou fluff #eijirou kirishima fluff #kirishima fluff #kiribaku fluff #bakugou comfort #kirishima comfort #kiribaku comfort #kiribaku imagine #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #kirishima eijirou x reader #eijirou kirishima x reader #bakugou drabble #kirishima drabble #kiribaku drabble

[kaidabakugou]

thinking of big beefy kirishima that just can’t help but gravitate towards you in his sleep

even in the hot summer nights when you unwrap his arms from around you so you could lay on your side to get some air, you’ll eventually wake up in a sweat again and find him curled around you, trapping your legs under his huge one so you won’t leave his side again

so imagine now in winter season that he’s cold and wants nothing more than to be wrapped in blankets while shoving his face in your chest for added warmth

not even needing a weighted blanket because he will find any excuse to lay his full weight on top of you every chance he gets and falling asleep quickly after burying his face in the crook of your neck while you gently scratch his scalp

#kai.rambles #woke up with eiji on my mind today #also i am so not used to the pink divider so maybe i’ll keep using my black one but idk #this pink theme will probably last a while until halloween that i do the ghostface theme i want to do #but anywayysss i’m so cold i need big beefy eiji to come warm me up 🥺 #eijirou kirishima #kirishima eijirou #eijirou kirishima fluff #kirishima eijirou fluff #eijirou kirishima x reader #kirishima eijirou x reader #bnha fluff #mha fluff #bnha x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader fluff #mha x reader fluff #kirishima fluff