More Incorrect D19 Quotes ( Featuring Y/n )
Jamie: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Kate: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Y/n: Valentin bath water.
Valentin: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Jamie: Where's Y/n?
Alexandru: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Alexandru, shouting: Valentin sucks!
Y/n, distantly: Valentin is the best person ever! F*** you!
Alexandru: Found them.
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Y/n & Jamie in the back of Valentin's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Valentin: We have food at home.
Alexandru: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Y/n & Jamie: YAYYYYYY!
Alexandru: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Valentin: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Dracula: You left me, Alexandru, and Valeri in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Valentin: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Valeri: Dracula ain’t the problem this year.
Valentin: When are you gonna get it? Dracula is ALWAYS the problem.
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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Kate: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Kate: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Matt, to Jamie: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Jamie!
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Larissa: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Larissa: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Matt: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Jamie: So did their neck.
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Y/n: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Matt: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Kate: Drunk.
Larissa: Wasted.
Jamie: Dead.
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Jamie: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Kate: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Jamie: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Y/n: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Matt: Looks like someone's a HO.
Larissa: NaBrO.
Paul Turner: I'm done with all of you!
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Valeri: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Y/n.
The Squad: *screaming*
Matt: They look like Y/n? Are you out of your fucking MIND?
Valentin: Y/n, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.
Larissa: Y/n? Y/n? Y/n? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like Dracula!
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Matt: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Y/n, Jamie, Larissa, and Kate: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Dracula : You three, explain right now!
Alexandru: It was Valeri.
Y/n: It was Valeri.
Valentin: It was Valeri.
Valeri:
Valeri: …fuck.
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Matt: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Y/n: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Valeri: I kicked Valentin in the shin-
Valentin: -So I kicked Valeri between the legs.
Dracula : I burned a town down.
Matt: What?!
Valentin: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Dracula : A lot of things.
Y/n: No shit.
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Y/n: Hey, can I stay in your cell tonight?
Valentin: Why?
Y/n: Jamie fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Y/: Jamie doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Valentin: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Y/n: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Larissa: How are you talking like that in real life?
Y/n: Witchcraft (derogatory).
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Y/n: I am convinced Jamie and Larissa share a brain cell.
Valentin: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
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OZZY (Black Roses MC 3) by Kate Randall Author
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𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮
All I wanted when I left Shine, Massachusetts was a fresh start. I built a career and a reputation I could be proud of by putting the worst of the criminal underworld behind bars.
I was safe and away from the turbulent life of the Black Roses.
Until a knock at my door thrust me back into the town I ran from, and into the clubhouse of the man who shattered my heart.
𝗢𝘇𝘇𝘆
I built a wall around my heart after I broke both of ours. I did what I had to do as the future president of the Black Roses MC. I needed Freya safe, and my brothers needed me whole.
For fifteen years, I pretended I was.
Now, I owe a man a favor, and he’s come to collect in the form of my club safeguarding the one woman who has the power to break me all over again.
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙜𝙤, 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮’𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚.
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