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irritablebowels · 9 months
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lipglossanon · 6 months
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okay sans realism gore imagine krauser and leon like leon’s military experience was just kidnapping and raping people with krauser and you were one of those people like you’re tied to a bed like a starfish and gagged when they come in with their shirts off and jack places his foot on your stomach making you whine and leon straddles your chest and caresses your face with the dull edge of his knife while jack runs the tip of his boot across your cunt telling leon how wet you are so leon laughs and holds the blade- sharp edge against your throat so you moan and arch your back when jack unsheathes his knife and uses it spread you and ghost the tip into your hole making you tense and try to squirm away so leon punches you and tells you to stop misbehaving while jack shoves a little bit more of the knife it making you squeal so he pulls it out quickly lightly cutting you making you cry and leon gets all condescending while scooting down to sit next you trailing the knife along your body before stabbing you making you shriek when a fist makes contact with the other side of your face causing you to scream and jack punches you again while leon continues his work this time carving you very meticulously while jack gets something to gag you with finally giving up and fucking your face while leon makes his way to your legs, he cuts a square into your thigh before peeling off the layers of skin making you thrash and accidentally bite jacks cock making him pull out and you feel more than see the bottom of his boot make contact with jaw and he stands on the bed to kneel on either side of your neck before grabbing a fistful of hair and skull fucking you while leon finishes on your leg you feel the sharps edge of the blade against your clit making you whine but it quickly goes away only to be replaced with fingers roughly inserting themselves in your slick cunt making you buck you hips to leon’s delight as you accidentally thrust yourself into the blade he’s holding against your stomach once jack comes down your throat leon comes around and sits at the head of the bed and holds your mouth open as jack pisses down your throat making you feel squeamish but after they make you swallow jack is between your legs making you beg to not be raped but it falls on deaf ears as leon holds your head up making you watch this man force his way into your already bleeding pussy tearing/cutting you further while leon takes your tongue between his index finger knuckle and thumb and cuts down the length of your tongue before sloppily making out with you and cutting your face while you sob, begging to no one who cared as they continued taking turns with you throughout the night as you lost more blood eventually passing out only to wake up violently shaking as leon thrusts into your pussy only you feel numb as he finishes in you and lays you on your back for you to notice the new cuts and missing chunks of skin finally tracing your fingers over them while leon puts his clothes back on
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(this is what inspired the plagas krauser x leon x reader ask which i did struggle with because thoughts conveyed to words is hard especially because i didn’t want it to be bug boi leon and like “normal” krauser i just couldn’t figure out how to write his arm but that’s fine also the realism but it comes off more as the infection hasn’t set it yet as opposed to full infected ya know it doesn’t deliver quite the monsterfucking i was imagining but it delivers other things that for sure 🤭)
Brains are funny cause I feel like ours are similar in that you have to clarify this isn’t realism cause I’d be the same way. Like yes I know it’s not possible but ignoring that here’s what I’m thinking 🤣
Like anyways, I hope that comes across how mean it cause I know tone through text is bland at best lmao.
Anywho, holy cow 🙏🐄
Erotically intense! Is that a thing? If not I’m coining it here and now 🤣
There’s so much happening I feel like my eyes kept jumping around 😵‍💫 😵‍💫
Krauser skull fucking you?? 🥴 while Leon teases your pussy with a knife? 🥴
AGSJFL I totally get it though. It’s hard to take the images/thoughts in your head and then make it make sense on paper. But I think you did a bang up job 🤭
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thinking about the motif of "change" in re4make where leon confronts ada in asking her if she’s changed
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vs having to accept the fact that krauser has “changed”
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while both ada and krauser point out that leon himself has not changed a damn bit, he only thinks he has
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and luis, the only character to leon’s awareness who has been trying to redeem himself the entire narrative, asking leon if people can change at the end of it...
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re4make’s main villains sans krauser (saddler & ramon) are disappointing compared to the OG but the character writing between these three is sexy AF
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artisandeschain · 23 days
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El Legado de Jacob - Capítulo 2 (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/539940801-el-legado-de-jacob-cap%C3%ADtulo-2?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Krauser-san El planeta tierra fue invadido por alienígenas consumidores de mundos, los humanos se refugiaron bajo tierra y desarrollaron tecnología para detener a los invasores, crearon androides para defender las puertas que conectan al mundo exterior, Jacob uno de los mejores androides tiene que impedir un complot convirtiéndose en mensajero y su lucha interminable contra los invasores.
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Resident evil characters as Quarry counselor head canons please?
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aaaand complete
Leon, Carlos, Chris 
Close combat training
Carlos and Chris were the original counselors but Leon tagged along sometime along the way.
Chris is the biggest of the 3 and does thing a little differently, he's more about Wrestling and grappling his opponent 
Carlos is the second biggest of the three, his style is more about the San Shou style, that of which he mastered since he was younger
Leon being the smallest of the three and one of the shorter ones, his style is all about legs and Taekwondo.
Chris often challenges Carlos and Leon to fight, knowing he’s the tallest but is always surprised to lose.
Carlos may be the shortest of the three but it would be a lie to say he was weak, he and Leon often spar together for most of the lessons on how to properly block attacks
Chris often has to have a volunteer for his demonstrations as all he does is fold every poor soul who takes him up on that offer. He doesn't care much for blocking as he makes it known that you should always move in and get close as quickly as possible to fight how he likes.
Ada, Sheva, Krauser
Archery 
Krauser is more competitive than Ada and Sheva are and easily gets frustrated at how nonchalant they are about archery. As much as he sees Ada as competition they bond over mechanical bow skills unlike with Sheva. 
Sheva has the same and even a little better bow skills than Krauser, she prefers traditional bows over mechanical bows like Krauser does, but because of him she dabbles in the use of compact bows. 
Ada is more calm and collected, more of a fan of crossbows than regular bows like Sheva and Krauser. She likes to challenge Sheva for fun (they hit the same amount of targets in the same amount of time) 
Krauser loves to challenge Sheva to challenges and is always wanting a round 2 after he loses (8/10 times) Sheva doesn't take the challenges personally as archery is a second nature for her. 
Sheva was the counselor to start the lessons, since she’s been an expert in archery since she was young she never had any difficulties with being THE teacher for it, even though Krauser takes every chance he gets to suggest trying his Bow, she passes.
Krauser, Ada, Leon
Knife training
Knife combat
Krauser thought he was the one with the most knife training as he was THE top counselor for it, however Ada was a close second. Him having the biggest knife wasn't much against Ada having the quickest
Krauser and Ada are more users of daggers and large knives over Leon using regular Combat and Boot knives 
Krauser as much as he hates it, is the only one with enough skill to spar with Ada and show off to the campers how to properly hack and stab at something
Ada with her quickness shows more of how to block and effectively slash if need be, She isn't the type to Knife throw like Krauser and Leon though
Leon is the only one with the knives small enough for throwing, as cool as the big knives look, they aren't too effective when thrown. Because of his use of Combat and boot knives, he easily blocks all things thrown at him and throws back even harder. 
Ashley, Sherry, rebecca
Self defense 
Ashley, being the president's daughter often has to be the one who defends herself to the public, for anyone brave enough to try and attack her physically they are surprised to find that she can easily flip anyone over.
Sherry, being the one who takes up some dangerous jobs, has to learn defense for herself as sometimes she's on her own for missions. Besides her training with weapons she teaches the techniques on how to block and strike.
Ashley is more into strong physically attacks rather then blocking, however she did take up blinding techniques after the events in spain and teaches how to disorient and attack the attackers
Rebecca isn't one to play around with, despite her height and size she can fight better than most taller than her, she was the original to teach Ashley some of the things she knows and has perfected the arts of Disorienting. 
Rebecca not only teaches hand to hand defense, but also defense with her gadgets. Using various tasers and pepper sprays to fight back.
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cheese0spider · 2 years
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King Of Fighters XV Character DLC Wishlist
This is my Character DLC Wishlist for King Of Fighters XV Duck King Momoko Oswald Raiden Malin Jyazu Silber Mr.Big Hayate Duo Lon May Lee Lin Hinako Li Xiangfei Mukai Lucky Heavy D Hotaru Eiji Gai Bao Seth Krauser Choi Kim Xanadu SNK Characters that have not been playable in King Of Fighters Series Cheng Chonrei Hon Fu Laurence Grant Wang Koh San Tam Tam Cham Cham Siegar Kyoshiro Gaira Rimururu Basara Gen-An Yoshitora Sugoroku Ocha Maru Andrew Genjuro Iroha Sankuro Earthquake Nicotine Asura Akari Mudman Cyber Woo Marco Rossi Mars People Rasputin Shigen Amano Genbu Kouryu Neo Dio Joker Max Eagle King Shishioh Yuki Ai
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ex-socom · 3 years
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[RE!Hawk] She comes around the corner shotgun first, the Hydra aimed at chest level. Working sans mask — she was not expecting company, and had opted for a bit of relief from the ever-present heat that plagues her when it even resembles summer, versus anonymity — she is not a pleasant sight in a dark alley. Red-golden eyes burn like molten metal in a face marred on one side by black lightning-scars, and the hand not on the shotgun’s grip is less comprised of fingers than white bony claws honed to razor points. When she speaks, a rough grating noise from somewhere deep in her throat precedes actual words — these are delivered in a raspy timbre with long vowels.
“Wasn’t expectin’ a rendezvous.” The statement is benign enough, but behind it is the edge of a threat and a demand for identification. It matters not that she is half the stranger’s size.
Krauser couldn't say he was expecting company, especially with a stranger and a shotgun in an alleyway, but here they were. The first thought was to be angry, but the second was 'Maybe they're lost?' The second seemed nicer.
"Hey there," he rasped, his usual growl forced into more of a happy bark. "You lost or something? Maybe I can help?" he offered, the large man offering his hand politely, which was a completely alien gesture. Yet he somehow felt compelled to just... be nice. "You need a hospital or something? You got... Kinda a thing on your face, and arm. But it makes you look very unique." He felt like he wanted to throw up, but he couldn't. That would be rude.
What was going on?
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fonulyn · 4 years
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Oh gosh, prompts are always hard to decide on sometimes. Gosh maybe... Cliches: "Do you trust me?" or Alphabet K - "Kill me now, it would be better than listening to you." ??? Metaltango hell here we come!
this is now so late that i don’t know if you even want it anymore but ansdfjkgnh here you go, finally!
warning for some clothes-on dubcon (but hey re4 kreon... that’s kind of a given lol) and character death (I’m so sorry I first make you wait seven months and then I kill Krauser off??)
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Leon spat out a curse, royally pissed off. That had been such a rookie mistake, letting his guard down. Granted it had only been for a second but he knew Krauser, he knew that a second was more than Krauser needed. In a flash Krauser had knocked his gun from his hand and had twined fingers painfully in his hair, throwing him against the nearest wall.
Then Krauser used the grip he had of Leon’s hair to slam his head against the stones. For a moment there was nothing but pain, Leon’s ears ringing as he struggled to get back in control of his own consciousness. He tasted iron, and spat blood on the ground. 
Then there was a large body pressed against his own, Krauser easily pinning him against the rough surface. “Missed me, comrade?” he practically purred into Leon’s ear, the question ending in a low rumble of laughter as he knew he had the upper hand now. Leon’s weapons were all scattered on the ground, sans his knife, but that was currently tightly trapped between his chest and the stone wall. 
“Like a persistent itch,” Leon shot back, gritting his teeth as he tried to struggle. He hadn’t actually expected to get away, but it still surprised him how strong the iron grip on him was. There was no way Krauser was this strong, he hadn’t even--  
Leon’s thoughts were cut off as Krauser widened his stance slightly, pressing his hips right against Leon’s ass. It was more than clear how much he’d enjoyed their frantic attempts to kill one another, and Leon’s traitorous body shivered in response, the memory of times long gone returning like no time had passed at all.
“Say whatever you want.” Krauser laughed again, clearly pleased. How was it even possible that he sounded so infuriatingly smug? Shamelessly he rolled his hips to grind against him, a breathless edge to his voice as he spoke. “I have no qualms admitting I missed that mouth of yours.“ 
There was a knife, of course there was a knife, this wouldn’t be Krauser if there wasn’t a fucking knife. The flat edge of the cold blade was pressed against Leon’s lower lip and he froze, tried not to get accidentally cut by it. Carefully, savoring the moment, Krauser ran the knife all the way along Leon’s lip, to his jawline, ending the trail at the long line of his neck. 
“Want to give me a refresher?“ Krauser rumbled. “Still as eager to drop on your fucking knees and choke on cock?“ He kept moving the knife, the sharp edge of it scraping the vulnerable skin of Leon’s throat, the pressure never enough to breach skin. And Leon hated himself for the way his heartbeat sped up, how his body seemed to think they were back in the jungle, where having Krauser this close had always been more than welcome.
“It’s hard to decide,“ Krauser went on, running his mouth like he always had, “which part of you I missed the most.“ As if to underline the words he rolled his hips again, drawing a reluctantly pleased shiver from Leon. He was spurred on by that, the next movement harsher, and it was a testament to how his attention slipped that the knife dug into Leon’s skin, tasting blood.
The cut wasn’t deep, but it was enough for blood to trickle down the side of Leon’s neck. He didn’t pull away from it though, but instead set his jaw and stood his ground, pretending like none of this got to him. “Just kill me now,” he growled, “it would be better than listening to you.”
Krauser laughed. “There he is,” he said, almost proud, “that spitfire I remember. We used to have so much fun together.”
And the worst part of it was that he was right. Leon still remembered the fevered touches, the frantic way they’d tried to get enough clothes out of the way as they’d devoured each other’s mouths, the way they hadn’t been able to get enough of each other. It had felt like something more was building from it, it had felt like---
Forcefully Leon shook himself from those thoughts. He squeezed his eyes shut, knowing that he’d only get one chance at this, and when he spoke his voice was so silent it was barely audible. “I loved you, Jack.”
Krauser froze. His grip on the knife went slack, only for a second, but Leon only needed a second.
As hard as he could, Leon threw his head back and smashed his skull into Krauser’s face. Krauser staggered backwards, easing the iron grip he had of Leon, and that was enough for Leon to spin around and kick Krauser’s feet from under him.
The next thing Leon knew Krauser was lying on the ground, Leon straddling his chest, with his knife buried in Krauser’s throat down to the hilt.
Leon gulped in large, heaving breaths of air, trying his best not to panic. He hadn’t known how he’d feel about it, not after everything had gone so spectacularly straight into hell between them, but when he watched the light dim in Krauser’s eyes he felt nothing but regret.
Eventually Leon got up on shaky legs, letting go of the knife as if he’d been burned. He bent down to grab his gun and turned his back on Krauser.
As he walked away, he pretended like his heart wasn’t breaking. 
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howtobeasickkid · 5 years
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Listen to Travis Wild’s How to Be a Sick Kid podcast episode now: http://bit.ly/HTBSKep7 Travis Wild is a badass photographer, videographer, and writer. The Michigan native who worked in various non-profits in a few places out west, including San Diego, which has become his home base. His other second home is Truckee, California, just north of Lake Tahoe, which is where he was when we Skyped for this How to Be a Sick Kid episode.
Travis tells us all about his testicular cancer diagnosis and how weird it was to have to "just wait" as part of his extensive monitoring treatment program. We go into the concept of survivor guilt and feeling like a bad cancer kid, how he managed van life (so cool!) with treatment, his remission status, and his work with the Make-a-Wish Foundation. We also talk a lot about insurance, because it can be the worst. 
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artisandeschain · 10 months
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Sueños de Longevidad - Alejandro y el Noice (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1357515587-sue%C3%B1os-de-longevidad-alejandro-y-el-noice?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Krauser-san&wp_originator=a1glkWkhruNu4vtt%2FmWzkZc0d8emNcR2ygDb0X%2BSN6unnCp%2BHG%2BOG5dME6Xu5mhn7rYqH6J7S9q3RSkBy7RP9eq1OfNy9oBeu70MdlOBJyGNKdPTlhNnGvrL6AbyNAXc Un paciente probablemente diagnosticado con esquizofrenia se encuentra internado en el psiquiátrico de Tibilis. Comienza a tener sueños muy vividos los cuales plasma en su libreta de notas. Los médicos a cargo quedan sorprendidos cuando leen las historias narradas por este particular paciente. Llamando la atención de una enfermera quien investigara más a menudo al paciente descubriendo algo aterrador.
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oppa-homeless-style · 7 years
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Angry Retsuko is just Krauser-san's (From Detroit Metal City) fursona, dude.
I don’t watch american anime
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rouvendesc · 7 years
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Seed of Flowey (teaser)
               He lifts one book, and browses through the many pages. They are all research notes for breaking the barrier. He returns one, and takes another one with a label “Journal Entry”. He reads through it, and in time he realizes that it was Sans’ writing.
               Entry 21. 2:12AM, the human killed again. and this time, it was my brother. i could’ve done something, but i promised to her that i won’t take her life. i can’t move at all. why did she kill him?
               Papyrus froze at first. He was killed by Frisk? How come he doesn’t remember anything like that. He shook his head out of doubt. “MAYBE MY BROTHER LIKES TO MAKE STUPID STORIES.”
               Entry 46. 4:34AM, the human went to alphys’ true lab. she's hanging on to the vines. tori was already heading to the capital to confront the king. all i can do is watch what they will do next.
               The entry was different this time. He only read that she became friends with everyone, but what was that previous entry for? No one died, but she killed someone. It’s starting to confuse him even more.
               Entry 77, 3:30AM, the human killed everyone. but this time, he is unusually fast. he was able to stab me before i could do anything.
               He stopped for a moment. Frisk is now a guy. “NYEH?! FRISK IS A GUY? THEN WOULD THAT MEAN…” he imagined that Frisk being a boy, who was wearing a girly dress. Flowey chuckles at him, as it suggests to skip on to the next entries. Several of them are mixed with pacifism and genocide, which didn’t make sense at all.
               Entry 131, 1:10AM, him and my brother are best friends. he is unusually funny and outgoing, and likes to roll with my puns. another new frisk. when will this stop?
               Papyrus couldn’t connect the dots at all. He stops reading the journal, and proceeds to the next drawer. Again, Sans doesn’t notice him opening drawers and scavenging through the pile. He sees an unusual key with a skull for a handle. He takes it with him, and goes away. As soon as he closes the drawer, a photo slips out of it.
The tall skeleton notices it, and is about to return it. But then, he stops for a moment. The picture was Gaster’s, along with several unfamiliar monsters in labcoats. They look like they are the parents of Muffet, Doggo, Undyne, and Alphys’. Their shapes and colors resemble so much for them. There was also Krauser and Fuhri at the side. They were all smiling; as if it was a family photo.
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ieatmovies · 6 years
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HORS-SÉRIE #28 - DETROIT METAL CITY (2008) Adaptation animée par le fameux STUDIO 4°C du manga éponyme de Kiminori Wakasugi, DETROIT METAL CITY est un jouissif bordel de quiproquos qui permet à l’humour japonais de délivrer une de ses meilleures œuvres: parodique et musicale, la chose se présente sous la forme de 12 épisodes de 13 minutes. Autant dire que le visionnage est d’une accessibilité impossible à écarter de par son format court: de plus D.M.C. dispose d’une mise en scène imagée originale, la plupart du temps découpée comme les vignettes de la version papier, à savoir sans full-screen constant. Une technique étrange, mais qui fonctionne à merveille, permettant de donner à l’action une rare intensité, nous focalisant sur l’essentiel. D.M.C., c’est l’histoire de Negishi, jeune garçon très doux -enfin, puceau quoi-, guitariste et fan de pop mielleuse suédoise, issu de la campagne nippone: s’exilant à Tokyo dans l’espoir de fonder un groupe, il se retrouve malgré lui au sein de DETROIT METAL CITY, un death-metal band ultra-caricatural, au poste de chanteur-guitariste répondant au pseudonyme de Krauser II. Véritable incarnation des enfers, ce double -de scène- maléfique que Negishi est contraint -sous l’oppression d’une manager complètement barge- d’être pour vivre sa vie, Krauser II porte une armure, arbore un corpsepaint, et hurle un nombre d’insanités incalculable dans son micro: porté par une légende qui dit que ce dernier est un empereur du terrorisme de l’Enfer, on raconte qu’il a tué et violé ses parents lorsqu’il était enfant, et demeure le seul à pouvoir prononcer “rape” -viol- dix fois en une seconde. What. The. Fuck. DETROIT METAL CITY joue énormément avec les codes perçus par la société -en général- et les néophytes du metal, nous régalant avec des séquences à l’exagération et l’improbabilité excessive: Negishi va souvent être dépassé par les situations quotidiennes, sa seule sortie de secours s’avérant être Krauser II. En effet, cette star connaît le succès, alors que le civil gentillet qui le joue galère avec ses amours, ses amis, et sa passion originelle: une dualité frustrante, qui lui permet de donner le meilleur de lui-même avec D.M.C.. Presque de la schizophrénie. Groupe infernal, mesures infernales: entre la manager -et présidente du label Death Records- qui perçoit l’art du groupe selon l’humidité provoquée dans sa culotte par la musique death-metal, le batteur creepy-pervers et le bassiste Dom Juan, on a droit à une mascotte -comme chez Iron Maiden ou Megadeth, par exemple-, ici personnifié par un chauve bedonnant à la tenue SM, le bien-nommé “porc du capitalisme” -un artifice scénique très drôle-. Les fans aussi en prennent pour leur grade, ultimes fidèles aveugles qui vouent un culte à Krauser et D.M.C., au point de menacer les détracteurs du groupe en pleine rue, aller casser la tronche aux musiciens concurrents, ou mieux: détenir une crédulité sans limites, issue de leur dévotion infinie. Un bon gros délire soutenu par de véritables compositions, dont les morceaux très bons -SATSUGAI et GROTESQUE en tête- n’ont rien à envier aux “vrais” groupes de metal actuels: jetez une oreille sur l’album de D.M.C. “For The Movie”, vous m’en direz des nouvelles! DETROIT METAL CITY se situe donc entre hommage et parodie, génialissime, sans oublier de livrer quelques clins d’oeil obligatoires au monde du metal, de Ozzy Osbourne -la scène de la chauve-souris-, à Marilyn Manson -les célèbres rumeurs idiotes-, en passant par Kiss -la chanson “Detroit Rock City” qui a inspiré le nom du manga- ou encore Carcass -le riff de Metal Monster vous parlera-. DETROIT METAL CITY a même eu droit à son adaptation live-action, très réussie, où un certain Gene Simmons joue le rôle d’un concurrent de D.M.C., l’américain Jack III Dark. Folie pure, délire humoristique sans limites, impossible de rester de marbre face à cette comédie aux riffs bien gras qui reste somme toute totalement humaine, et abordable même pour les spectateurs sans expérience du genre, musical ou animé. Remède ultime contre l’ennui et la dépression, DETROIT METAL CITY est une cure totale, intraveineuse de bonne humeur, boule d’énergie électrique qui nous frappe sans ménagement. On le répète souvent chez I EAT Movies, mais tant pis: cet animé est INDISPENSABLE!!! TUEZ VOS PARENTS! /20
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My 5: 'Gossip' Podcast Creator Allison Raskin's Favorite Kick-As - CBS News 8 - San Diego, CA News Station - KFMB ...
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My 5: 'Gossip' Podcast Creator Allison Raskin's Favorite Kick-As - CBS News 8 - San Diego, CA News Station - KFMB ...
By Emily Krauser, ET Online
Allison Raskin was made to bring girl power and high drama to the podcasting world. 
After all, the popular YouTuber and comedy writer has been a “huge fan of primetime soaps,” especially those with a comedic twist, for, well, as long as she can remember. “That love, combined with my unbelievable nosiness and interest in other people’s lives, helped birthed the show,” she admits to ET. “I can talk about people for hours — even if I don’t know them.”
Her new fictional podcast, Gossip, which debuts June 14, fits right in, as it features three friends who get together at their local coffee shop every week to gossip about all the crazy things going down (infidelity! murder!) in their suburban town of Golden Acres. “If I was going to do a podcast, I wanted it to tell a story and create a world,” she says, noting that her first love is narrative writing. “Despite what we say, we all love to gossip, and we’ve all made some big mistakes — even though we judge others for doing the exact same thing. I hope everyone will be able to relate to at least one of the many characters in this kooky town.”
Just as intriguing is the fact that Raskin has managed to carve a unique corner in the podcasting space — which has been inundated with a seemingly endless amount of shows over the past few years — with what is considered the first fictionalized comedic soap opera for the format. However, creating a show that is perfect for TV but solely for the audio space has its unique challenges. “You can’t rely on reaction shots, and I didn’t fully realize how crucial those are for comedy until this process,” the New York native says. “You somehow have to convey how people are feeling without being too expositional with the dialogue or relying on facial expressions. It is a tricky balance, but I think it makes the writing sharper. 
Strong female friendships have been important to Raskin in both her personal and work life — not only is Gossip filled with amazing voice actors and friends of hers, she also regularly collaborates with Gaby Dunn, with whom she has a YouTube channel, Just Between Us, and wrote a novel called I Hate Everyone But You. She also clearly loves seeing that dynamic play out onscreen. Here are the five kick-ass female friendships she’s loved watching on TV over the years:
UnREAL‘s Quinn and Rachel
“This friendship verges on a toxic relationship, but that’s part of what’s realistic and great about it — two unbelievably flawed powerhouses who love each other no matter what, even when they don’t want to.”
Jane the Virgin‘s Jane and Xiomara
“This is the mother-daughter relationship everyone wishes they could have. Not only are they family, they’re best friends.”
Friends‘ Monica, Rachel and Phoebe
“Even the title of this show doesn’t do their friendship justice. These three were there for each other through all of life’s big ups and downs. They even managed to survive being roommates — something I have never done.”
Desperate Housewives‘ Lynette, Bree and Gaby
“One of the few shows I’ve watched from beginning to end — twice. These women are completely different yet fiercely loyal. They are the definition of friends becoming family. But I still think they should have just called the police when Carlos killed that guy. (And I’m not including Susan for good reason!)”
Devious Maids‘ Zoila and Genevieve
“This is maybe my favorite fictional friendship of all time. Genevieve may have started out as Zoila’s boss, but it’s clear she is much more than that. These two are platonic life partners and it’s freaking beautiful.”
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