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thatharringrovehoe · 1 year

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This is how I KNOW this movie was written by a man. Ain't NO WAY miss 'eco-warrior' Layla Williams is picking that stale piece of wonder bread over 'grumpy cinnamon roll with daddy issues' Warren Peace. Ain't👏 no👏 way👏

#fucking LOOK AT HIM #plus Will treated her like shit the WHOLE MOVIE #and only showed interest when she 'moved on'#like BITCH?#no.#absolutely not #they were yin and yang #grumpy/sunshine #sky high #Warren Peace #Layla Williams #Will Stronghold

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darriness · 18 days

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I notice no one has mentioned the bait and switch ABC pulled.

Original trailer:

Bobby to Eddie - I can’t tell you how you feel about this job.

*cue everyone freaking out that Eddie is questioning his place as a firefighter AGAIN*

Actual scene:

Bobby to Eddie - I can’t tell you how you feel about Marisol.

*cue everyone NOT surprised that Eddie isn’t feeling it with Marisol*

#like bitch?#911 #911abc #911 abc #911 on abc

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chronically-silly13 · 4 months

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Jason Mantzoukas has no business looking excatly how i pictured Mr. D as a kid

#like bitch?#he looks so sassy in this photo im sobbing #my sister thinks hes hot-#tbf its only a specific photo she likes and its not this one #pjo tv show #percy jackson and the olympians #dyonisus #mr. d

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cokoweee · 5 months

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Post invasion turts make me unnecessarily upset

#like bitch?#tf u sad for #YOU DID IT TO THEM

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lunarlivs · 29 days

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my tumblr keeps crashing because of all the booping, modern techology really can’t keep up with all the love here

#it’s ANNOYING #like bitch?#lemme show my paws to a person i’ve never talked to before #and let me see paws #>:(((#boop

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thelittlestspider · 5 months

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i hate when people act like you're some kind of weirdo freak because you're not good at small talk or reading people. like oh i'm sorry i don't understand your intricate social rituals and that i answer based on what you said.

#kimi is typing #what i really hate is when someone is trying to be funny and their tone is serious #and they look at me like im weird when i answer them seriously #like bitch?

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moonysfavoritetoast · 7 months

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learnin funy new words in fucking social studies rn

monotheistic - one god

polytheistic - many gods

hehe gona use these to confuse the fuck out of my friends

#ALSO WHEN EXPLAINING POLYTHEISTIC HE POINTED OUT GREEK MYTHOLOGY #AND HE ONLY SAID “artimus..zeus..uh #athena…and Apollo.”#like bitch?#he struggled to name four #my ass is over here sitting in the back of the class just naming them off #he got four.#://#shitpost

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beep-beep-robin · 2 years

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something that will always rub me the wrong way is when cishets or NT’s are like „no, this character 100% isn‘t _____ and you assuming they are isn‘t okay“

as if someone who has no personal experience in the matter can judge that better by just superficially reading the character than a person that‘s actually lgbtq+ or neurodivergent and has probably analyzed every single minor thing about said character

and even if they‘re oh so obviously not ND or lgbtq+, my good dude, just let people have their fucking hc‘s and move on with your life, it‘s literally a fictional character

if you knew how much it means to finally have some representation even if it relies heavily on our own imagination you‘d just let us have this

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justanothersadqueer · 2 years

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So I walked into the kitchen singing Let's Talk Bout Sex Baby and my whole family joins in right and we get through through the chorus and I sit down and my mom turned to me and my brother ang goes "have you two seen porn yet" and follows that banger with "cause the average age is name and you guys are well above that"

#i wish this was a shitpost #i wanna die #like bitch?#lets talk about sex baby #this reads like a fucking chris Flemming video transcript #wtf

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ehsan-tera-hoga-mujhpe · 2 years

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Who gave my mobile applications to use my name?

#how are you today hana? we have good deals on gpay #like BITCH?#you are bENEATH ME.

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turtleneckshiv · 2 years

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yesterday my friend told me i needed to make less justifications for the people in my life that say and do things that hurt me and then listened to me talk about how much i related to this book chapter about being in love with girls before realizing you’re a lesbian and how creepy and obsessive and evil it can make you feel and then not 20 minutes later said (about her ex bf) “i hate men you’re so lucky”

#like bitch?#personal #b rambles

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plaguedocboi · 3 months

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God I just fucking. I am so blown away when I watch any older movie. When they filmed on real sets and built elaborate props because cgi wasn’t an option. “Ohhh but you can tell it’s an animatronic it doesn’t even look reeaaallll” shut the hell your mouth. That is an actual physical thing that the actors could actually see and interact with. It is a billion times more “real” than the endless greenscreen bullshit you love so much.

#like it is real! it exists! it may not look entirely life-like but it’s REAL you stupid bitch!

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stuckinapril · 1 month

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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

#Like bitch please let it go

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junglejim4322 · 1 month

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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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#asks #anonymous #i feel like you sent this to make me feel better after I was bitching but as a certified 5’4 binch no I do not think height differences #are predatory. thank you for the ask though

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shubbabang · 1 year

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

#I am literally so mentally exhausted lately I feel like my brain is swelling #I feel dazed and cloudy and yet I must keep going despite being the most tired bitch in the universe

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thethoriumreactor · 2 months

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Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

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