#like which one is it susan

[jlf23tumble]

I love when people reject normality. Louis smoking and going to the gym? Probably fake!! A maid of a hotel stalking Louis and Oli and going into their rooms and smelling his pillows that smells like flowers and Oli and Louis watched Coco? Believable and accepted.

LMAO, FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLL, god he's fit AND he knows it, shout out to Mike Skinner, but I also feel like there's a wee bit of hope in this Chili's tonight, there are fewer of the Coco-esque ones going around, and I think it's because the people spreading that type of horseshit are FINALLY realizing a) they look like complete idiots for doing so and/or b) they're pickin' up what Louis's chest is puttin' down, i.e., it's what it's, and that is some garbage fanfic people love to send anonymously for laffs

#they really are funny to read #and then you get the extra humor of the documentarians #hashtag larry is real hashtag larry receipts 2023 hashtag this probably isn't real but i choose to believe #like which one is it susan #don't even get me started on the blouie agenda which is oft wrapped up in the concern trolling about smoking etc #guess what you can eat garbage and drink beer AND work out--on the same day even whattttttttttttttttttt???? #he looks damned good #and he doesn't strike me as the treadmill type but whomst knows it's workin'!

[necessarymeanstoanend]

what they could’ve had but instead alex wanted to be a dramatic bitch

the original meme and the drawing with a white bg

#another dumb meme for my beloveds #all twelve of you #you can clearly tell that i put much less effort into this one than i did the last one #it’s just for goofs anyway #i even took the liberty to include susan #they’re chilling in attic of the school btw #me actually posting a drawing that includes alex WHAT???? #we’re not here to talk about the fact that it looks nothing like him #it’s already been established that eddie redmayne is impossible to draw. leave me alone #nigel holding a cross implies this being an exorcism which is objectively hilarious bc if anybody needs the exorcism it’s his ass #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #nigel colbie #art #fanart #drawing #nigel colbie fanart #digital art #artist of tumblr #alex forbes #alex forbes fanart #nigel colbie x alex forbes #alex forbes x nigel colbie #forbie #meme #like minds meme #like minds fanart

[to-the-western-wood]

susan: you kidnapped caspian? that's illegal!

edmund: but susan, what's more illegal? briefly inconveniencing caspian, or destroying our dreams?

susan: kidnapping caspian, ed!!!

lucy: susan, whatever i may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

susan: what, to kidnap people?!

lucy: to work together!

susan: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!

peter: susan, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people

#honestly choosing which was which in this one was hard #like really hard #except susan lmao #incorrect narnia quotes #incorrect quotes #narnia #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #peter pevensie #caspian x

[takofukkatsumi]

If Susan became an actual personification on her own and not just Death's granddaughter, what would she be a personification of?

Personally I think that she would be, like, a deity that children believe in, who would help them deal with the monsters. Like the Tooth Fairy, but instead of coming after your tooth while you're asleep, she comes after the bogeyman under your bed

#I randomly remembered the “Rincewind is the Lady's son and as a demigod he's a personification of million-to-one chances” headcanon #which I absolutely love #and then I've just. thought about Susan for like an hour #discworld #susan sto helit

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

being sick as an adult sucks. wdym my mom won’t just automatically make sure I eat food instead of exclusively drinking Gatorade all day. wdym I have to ask my roommates to make me dinner. I have to Venmo a friend money to buy me more Gatorade?? I can’t focus enough to do homework??? I hate this.

#this is a silly haha humor post but in all seriousness. #COVID rly is just making me stare all the internalized ableism in the eye #yes worth isnt defined by productivity and disability and the idea of being a burden is part of being human and isn’t shameful at all #until I have to minorly inconvenience people to meet my basic needs #I really want to eat dinner but that would require asking my roommates to make me dinner which is just. 5 kinda of mortifying. #even though if someone I knew was sick I would not be upset about making them food! sick people need to eat! #my parents ordered me chipotle yesterday bc they were so concerned bc of how I sounded over the phone #and my friend went out and bought me juice and Gatorade and popsicles and took me to the doctor #the support system Exists I just feel bad about having to use it T-T #I just want to be hugged and read to and reminded to eat food but I am an adult now and not at home #lonely TT-TT #it’ll be okay I’m probably just emotional bc I’m sick and hungry #I also just am struggling so hard because I want to catch up on my classwork Right Now #but I can get through maybe one assignment before I’m too exhausted to keep sitting up #and I have to lay down and close my eyes and sleep or do a light activity like playing candy crush for the fifty bazillionth time #I’ve gotten through like. 100 levels this week. #I’m losing my dang marbles. I am gonna be so behind in ASL Susan is gonna be so disappointed in me #I feel like I have all this energy when I’m laying down bored but as soon as I sit up I feel like I’m floating and about to fall over #so. so tired. why can’t I be healthy already and do homework T-T. #I’m choosing to take this as a lesson to slow down and not overwork myself so hard. instead of being mad at myself for getting behind. #<- is trying and failing not to be mad at herself for getting behind

[thegoblinwitch]

look what i got with my groceries 'cause they were finally in stock for delivery! 🎃

ready to carve soon 🔪

#need to decide on what i'm gonna carve though #as yet still undecided #it's gonna be a challenge this year #what with the pain #but i'll make it work #one way or another #damn it #now i want to make pumpkin soup with it though #which is counter productive to pumpkin carving #yes that is indeed an oogie boogie lazy susan #or whatever the hell it's called #it's made to look like his roulette thing from the film #useful and looks awesome #jack o lantern #spooky season is upon us #kit's #art n crafts

[raspberry-gloaming]

Hey, I'm doing some stuff related to an au I'm creating but I'm getting stuck on some ideas, so does anyone have any ideas of what kind of things companions (companions from any dw media really, classic, NuWho and eu) could have in relation to a power or extreme skill.

Extreme can be in both the type of skill or even the skill level of something more everyday and could be both fantasy inspired or not. something that in this au they would have developed considerable proficiency in by age 11.

#this is for my Nevermoor!Au #I have knacks for a couple companions #plus doctor and master #planned out #but for many not so or it's just whether they're gonna be arcane or mundane #I've sorted out a vague Doctor timeline #they need to be ~29 for the equivalent of season 16 #and I've worked out at which points they're actively part of the League of Adventurers as opposed to or as well as Wunsoc #as well as their completely rogue periods #they're gonna be Patron for quite a few characters #Susan #and then the successive teenage girls who One and Two adopted like because they reminded them of Susan or whatever #So Zoe and Vicki and so on #and then timeskip to a good deal later they're Ace's patron #and then even later Bill #and during their Five!Era for 5's gaggle of orphans they're gonna be their Conductor #doctor who #dw #companions #au #alternate universe #powers #Nevermoor

[wabblebees]

thought id update to say; i survived opening night!!! and not only that, it went REALLY fucking well, and people seemed to REALLY REALLY like it omfg... god this is so crazy

#i was literally holding the script in a bigass binder for almost the entire show (sparing only the parts where i had to BULLFIGHT) #(bc i needed two hands -- one for the cape & one for the banderilla.)(yall i had to learn how to BULLFIGHT TANGO & SWORDFIGHT. in TWO DAYS) #but the audience said afterwards it was like i wasnt even on-book; they hardly noticed it was there??!! #yall this is my real life rn. im failing my classes but yknow what?? #i can pull it together enough to emergency understudy in a highly physical show 2 days before opening even with a script ive never SEEN #and apparently we made people fucking CRY. HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT #this playwright is just. incredible. the script is INSANE. BEAUTIFUL & CLEVER & HILARIOUS & TERRIFYING & VILE & TENDER & TECHNICALLY PERFECT #and apparently our production is like. only the eighth time this show has EVER been produced. for real #but god EVERYONE should know about this playwright's work. fuck i actually think tumblr would really love her. holy shit. #maría irene fornés is her name -- she was a queer cuban-american playwright+director who made radical heartwrenching magical theatre #im so grateful to be doing this & SO fucking sad for the original performer im covering for... god. bc this is just such lifechanging work #this play is queer in EVERY sense. its off-putting loving repulsive peculiar passionate holy and GAY AS HELL. its real its farce its SO CAMP #((IRENE & SUSAN SONTAG DATED. SONTAG AS IN 'NOTES ON ''CAMP''' SONTAG. ITS FUCKING GORGEOUS.)) #its gorgeous its gorey its glamourous its also literally the first part ive played that i think might truly fit my casting type exactly lmao #which is INSANE. bc the character is literally just described in the script as ''ISIDORE: an androgynous clown'' LMFAO #but honestly what could be more homoerotic than 2 ''men'' locked in a room together dancing tango+talking abt beetles+stabbing each other #hmm. maybe its the fact that after i stab the other guy i call him ''saint sebastian'' and then we LITERAL ACTUAL GAY KISS #which is crazy bc we only practiced that ONE TIME before opening #and youd think this shit cant get Any Gayer BUT. IT DOES. bc my scene partner+the director are gay+together irl... and uhh. #ive literally been their third. like. more than once. #ISNT THAT FUCKING INSANE. THIS IS MY REAL LIFE?? THIS IS MY REAL LIFE #ANYWAY #so now im headed back out to rehearse more before we perform it again tonight lmao #i hope it goes as well as it did last night #that audience was fucking incredible i really hope the next two like it as much as they did🤞🤞 knocking on wood #so. if u read this far. u should go find+read ''tango palace'' by maría irene fornés. mwah okay bye #bee speaks

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

drinking an entire bottle of wine on a saturday night and editing writing. in usual order

#sam.txt #im also reading....if anyone cares #im still reading the shards. its taking forever i dont care #it's like if american psycho was 600 pages its too much i think. #im really into fictional bret easton ellis love triangle with susan and thom though #rip donna tartt i mean debbie #we know too much about these people #i could read a donna tartt novel and immidiately know which one was bret easton ellis and vice versa #that is too much #if i had a time machine i would go back in time and manipulate bret easton ellis into going to nyu

[sentryworm]

#susan baldimore #baldi's basics #baldis basics #bbieal #draw #idk which one i like more

[tachiisms]

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#on like strictly an ooc basis though i know i haven't been here in a while and randomly just popped on to shitpost #'cause laura's post made me laugh (ty! ily!) #but i'm still mostly over on my other blog. i've had a lot going on and like being with my soft girls right now #and also star wars hasn't really been sparking joy recently and it's been making this dash feel claustrophobic in a way idk how else #to really describe? like it's nothing to do with the actual people or characters on this dash it's more just that it's almost all star wars #if that makes any sense at all? #(which is probably stupid because no one really cares about the muses on my other blog so i'm only playing myself here lmao) #(but idc they make me happy and it's fine that they aren't popular) #but i also find that it can be kind of hard to branch out from star wars to get a wider range to rp with on siri #'cause it's mostly just modern type or crossover type verses #and that's been feeling Hard lately just because of the star wars stuff i just mentioned #but i do have a star wars related project with a friend that'll be...sometime upcoming? so i'm hoping that it will spark the joy again #but for now i'm mostly over on my other blog but since i follow a lot of the same people i sometimes see things and pop over here lol #anywhomst if you're at all interested in sigrid from the hobbit or susan pevensie from narnia (or breha who's also star wars) #(idk i'm not having the same problem with breha as siri probably because she's on the multi? anyway back to the point) #then feel free to go follow my other blog which is @viaminvenia but no pressure!! sigrid and susan don't have star wars verses #ily all you're all so talented and such good writers and just *chef kiss* all over the dash #ooc

[unopenablebox]

went to blick today.... didnt buy anything except a couple of $1.29 flexible rulers but just going to blick is really a great experience. highly recommended if youre stressed

#what i really wanted were new needle gauges (ive been using an ancient susan bates one i got from a friend of my grandmother #which is unfortunately both heart shaped and unwieldy and easily lost) #but have settled for just rulers #since the yarn store is closed today. #box opener #looking at colored pencils.... thinking Bookbinding Thoughts (Unrealizable)....whats not to like

[ranger-kellyn]

you know like. in hindsight. the biggest evidence of me being gay and on the aro spectrum was like. in elementary school when all the other girls were starting to go through the whole "celebrity crush" thing with like...dylan and cole sprouse and zac efron and like. idk. jesse mccartney. i just remember always internally being like "what the heck are any of you even tALKING ABOUT" and then actually seeing them on tv or something and being like????? i still don't??? get it??????????????? and i remember just picking someone just to have an answer bc it was asked an annoying amount of times and not because i genuinely had any sort of crush on them and like.......

#pretty sure i just picked jesse mccartney bc i liked his song beautiful soul ldkjh #then when prince caspian came out in 2008 i switched to whoever the guy who played caspian- -ben barnes #had to look up who it even was i forgot dklgh f shows how serious i was about that lmfAO #(i always lied to myself with that one saying i wanted to be in susan's spot kissing caspian #but what i Actually wanted was to be in caspian's spot kissing susan) #(which used to be a hindsight for the gay thing but now i'm wondering if that was hindsight for the trans thing too lol) #talking tag #this has been sitting on my drafts for months but i literally talked about it with besties tonight so like #might as well lol

[doctorwho2022]

Doctor Who episodes that aired on the 12th of September…

In 1964, Prisoners of Conciergerie (the 6th episode of The Reign of Terror)

#Doctor Who #Ian #Susan #One #Barbara #And so ends Doctor Who's first season! #In 2013 the audio Upstairs came out which I like :) #1964 #September

[your-jellyfish-senpai]

Today's gonna SUCK but we're gonna get through it and figure it out.

#sara is buying me coffee lol #ive been debating being extra guilt trippy because like. fuck your business im a human being #also theyre just gonna try to replace me with freelancers and ai #which is gonna backfire 100% #HUGE SIGH I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THISSSSSSS #but i gotta #legit had a dream about it. my dreams ars never that on the nose #in it someone else (my friends mom for some reason) was getting a check for 5k #and i was getting one for 1.8k #and i was like. why is susan getting that much what does susan even di #doubt ill get anything tbh but itd be nice since ya know. theyll be screwing me over

[tinyredpoppies]

Even when not deliberate, Christians are always acting as missionaries at every moment.

#traditional american christianity to be clear #like when susan is upset she and her daughter can't pray as a whole girl scout troop during meetings anymore bc not everyone is christian #at the root they are actually upset bc they cannot continue to force their peers to pray even if they don't believe it #and it's bc they believe that if they get everyone to pray or engage in some religious activity that they might bring someone to christ #they believe that they are doing things the true and right way #that they are the ones saving little tommy or susie from secularism #and for that they feel oppressed despite christianity being the foundation of the us political system #which it should not be just to be clear #personal #k texts #american christianity #christianity tw #christianity