#literally ABSURD

[qiinamii]

tiredge

#qiiarts #xiao #lumine #traveler #paimon #kazuha #zhongli #zhongli's been carrying every team comp i have to survive since day 1 he's also my first limited 5* literally on my first day playing #my emotional attachment to him is absurd and yet i have him at c0 for 2 yrs #love your peepaws dearly okay

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.

#this is a long way for me to say that homeopathy is a scam!! #and that ''homeopathic professionals'' deliberately prey on vulnerable and scared people #especially chronically and terminally ill women looking for help and answers to illnesses they don't understand #so then they end up paying absurd money for fucking PLACEBOS #literal bottles of water and sugar pills that can supposedly cure their diabetes or fibromyalgia or cancer #and it's fucking disgusting and shameful okay

[ozlices]

imagine getting absolutely obliterated by hbomberguy & having the absolute nerve to try multiple comebacks & even copying one of hbomberguy's titling motifs in ur ""apology"" when the original annihilation centered on ur rampant plagarism. but it was fine bc u got a head injury as a child

#mine #hbomberguy #james somerton #it's actually hilarious. he's so brave but in an absolutely absurd level of nerviness way #also like grating though cause it's like. u literally screwed so many ppl & communities over. #u have some GALL to keep trying to come back dawg. #just let us stay free of ur bs bruh.

[kylejsugarman]

it always blows my mind when people are shocked by or even disbelieving of the fact that "breaking bad" is like a genuinely funny show with actual jokes and absurd situations. do they really think the most critically-acclaimed, popular show of all time got that way because its fucking miserable and dour and gritty The Whole Time

#syd squeaks #he literally threw that pizza onto the fucking roof. and cooked meth. life is absurd. jesse said cow house #breaking bad

[billfarrah]

If you think Wille giving up the crown and freeing himself means he will continue to have no interests or hobbies or goals outside of being with Simon then you missed the entire point of the ending.

Wille was never given the luxury of choosing his own hobbies or his own interests because he always did what was expected of him. He was forced to take music lessons as a kid. He joined the rowing team because that’s what his brother did. He partook in royal duties in season 3 because he felt like he had to. He has no idea what he likes or what he wants to do because his life was always planned out for him, even more so when he became the crown prince.

When he frees himself from the expectations of the crown and his family at the end, he’s now free to figure out what he likes, what he wants to do, where he wants to go. The world is finally his oyster. He’s fucking 17-years-old. He has all the time in the world to figure it out. I didn’t have the pressure of the monarchy and I had literally zero clue what I wanted to do. Wille has all the time in the world to figure it out. He doesn’t have any practical skills, but he’s also literally 17-years-old. In what world does even a regular, everyday 17-year-old have any or all that are needed? I personally didn’t even get a job until I was 19 and didn’t enter my current career until I was 26. He has time.

By choosing himself, Wille also chooses Simon, because Simon is and always will be a part of him, but that doesn’t mean Simon will continue to be the only thing in his life. The ending of the series is also the beginning of a new chapter in Wille’s life - where everything is unwritten and the possibilities are endless.

#young royals #yr #Wilhelm #wilmon #seriously the amount of bs I’ve seen about Wille having no life skills to exist outside the institution he was born into is so absurd #he’s literally a kid

[tennant-davids]

"if you tried to fuck me i'd kill you" "good" stewy hosseini you are a lost cause :(

#succession scripts #kenstewy #succession #.txt #context in replies but it's from 1x09 #absurd chat like stewy doesn't even try lmao he literally gets fucked over the next episode and he does nothing but bitch on the news

[marzipanandminutiae]

#goth #goth subculture #gothic #gothic literature #gothic media #I said 'only if they call themself goth' #but I think it's absurd to say that the ONLY way is liking the music if someone likes the works that literally spawned the whole subculture

[3amsnek]

weird (not quite) autumn- one layer practice Mae with some vague leaves stuck on for funsies

#nitw #night in the woods #night in the woods fanart #nitw fanart #mae borowski #mae nitw #mae night in the woods #nitw art #night in the woods art #my art? #i have neither the hands nor the spoons for proper lined stuff so I’ve just been messing around w lineless maes in different colors #i do know she doesn’t have a tail but i did not consult a ref and also she should. tails r fun #she remains one of the hardest things for me to draw and this didn’t rly help with that but i Did actually learn to draw simple leaves #which has also been a difficulty for many years #so I guess that’s something #i seem to have severely damaged my right arm/elbow trying to Sleep. life is so much fun rn. #i literally just lightly leaned on it and bam three days of screaming stabbing pain why are my limbs made of fucking glass this is absurd #anyways. look a rare fanart appears #at midnight. because i simply cannot be arsed anymore

[spookberry]

Yall should go read The Leap Frog by Hans Christian Andersen, its literally so funny and also a fairly quick read

#like the flea 😭 #literally hilarious #the way he just goes off and dies #id LOVE to see like a film of this story cuz the timing and absurdity would be Perf #maybe i should make that short film one day #going on my list of things to adapt I guess lol #my art #this was also an illustration for class

[shivroy]

future shiv

#this is not as old as i wanted to draw her but this is at least plausible #like maybe a couple years into the future fic just not at the very end #idk. this is still an extremely important shiv to me #this is a shiv that could both willingly have hibernian and also fucking despise hibernian even when hes literally a baby #like thats a baby why are you mad at a baby. come on #she is perfect #god i love shiv i love her so so much #look at her Please #Please lookj at shiv please #succession #art #fanart #succession fanart #shiv roy #siobhan roy #the nation #she very much thinks the absurd fashion standards for the megarich which have kind of atrophied into red white and blue bullshit #make her look like “a tired hooker” but she doesnt do her own makeup anyways she has a female servant do it #this is a shiv that hibernian could look at and immediately start trembling #SHIV

[ms-hells-bells]

During a hearing in California regarding more security for protesters, a bunch of young protesters gave testimony regarding it. One woman then came up and starting ranting and saying things such as "I hope the guillotine comes down on you" and "we'll go to your house and murder you". And then was shocked when she was arrested and charged with threatening and intimidation of government officials.

These kids are so chronically online and used to threatening extreme violence to any of their opponents that they forget its literally illegal in real life, and do it with their whole face and name right there.

#Literally Twitter rhetoric #Fucking absurd to watch

[waketoearth]

HAPPY JAY DAY 2024 !!!

#enhypenet #malegroupsnet #kpopco #enhypen #jay #enhypen jay #heetual #danablr #HAPPY JAY DAY LETS GO 22 22 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY omg so honoured to share my age with you for the next 8ish months u rock never change #love u dude #gosh thank FUCK he's not turning 20 i would literally have deactivated like another 20 posters would have been absurd oh my gosh #hope everyones doing well and looking after themselves appreciate all the love while i've been wallowing in my room thinking abt my life lo #ok enough from me HAPPY JAY DAY TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES !!! love this poster love these concept pics okay bye talk in a few love u guys #<333 #z.enhypen #z.jay #z.gfx #z.birthday

[designernishiki]

strongly believe that those few lines in kiwami 2 where majima hits on kaoru while half-dead in the street were literally just put there to try (and fail) to negate how fucking gay it looks when kiryu cradles a bloody badly-injured majima in his arms as majima tells him that he basically just fought an entire army of yakuza singlehandedly for kiryu and kiryu alone, fully aware that doing so would almost definitely be the death of him. but you know. whatever

#would majima hit on someone while bleeding out and coughing up blood on a city street? absolutely #would it be kaoru he’s hitting on? after kiryu just swooped in and held him in his arms and all that? #fuck no it wouldn’t #A) kiryu’s right there and makes way more sense to be all heart eyes over at that moment in time. B) majima would never go out with a #fucking COP are you kidding me #honestly part of me thinks saying that to her was literally just some form of joke/teasing/something like that cause it’s so absurd pfhdhfjd #anyway. thoughts #rambling #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza #rgg #kazumaji

[bell-of-indecision]

rumor has it that if you ask me about porus 2017 I will vibrate at the speed of light and then combust out of sheer anger

#i postponed watching the last 6 episodes because I couldn't watch Hasti die yet i love him too much #and OH MY GOODNESS I should've just left it at that #this was by far the absolute worst ending I've ever seen #character assassination at its finest #and no I'm not talking about the fact that puru was literally assassinated in the end #I'm talking about the fact that Alexander did the most absurd things including murdering puru's brother #AND disrespecting his dead body #and by the end Puru was calling him friend #CHARACTER #ASSASSINATION #this can't be the same puru that brutally murdered ambhiraj out of vengeance #Alexander was the WORST he deserved DEATH and nothing else #it wouldn't be historically accurate you say??? #WHAT about this show was historically accurate my guy??? #anyway It's been a week and I'm still LIVID don't touch me I will explode #to whom it may concern. #the three people in this fandom come get y'all juice #porus #indian tumblr #desi tumblr #desiblr

[high-voltage-rat]

man okay so I used to play mechquest and dragonfable back in like, 2008 when I was a kid with very little patience to follow a storyline. coming back as an adult and finishing mechquest has absolutely slapped me silly with how deep and serious the story is in between all the absurdist humour. I have. so many emotions over the whole storyline, and especially so many thoughts about the unique form of tragedy that is The Reset.

You save the world but it's not the world anymore. You and your friends survive but you don't know each other anymore- have nothing left of the lives you fought to keep. You 'save' everything but it's still all gone. Everything you knew and loved, gone, and you don't even know what you've lost. You can't even keep the memory of what you had- and that's almost kinder compared to being one of the 3ish people who DO remember... and have to live around everyone else who doesn't, knowing their closest friends look at them and see a stranger, and that they may as well be because they aren't that person they remember being.

And to top it all off, that terrible sacrifice doesn't even end it. you're still left fighting impossible and devastating wars over and over. It's the tragedy of doomed time loops with extra layers of devastating all over the place. The GEARS University students being forced to become soldiers because they're all that's left to protect their homeworld. The horrors of the Shadowscythe virus taking over friends and loved ones you may be forced to put down to save yourself. The town of Falconreach burning over and over because no matter how hard they fight, it's never enough. The people like Sha'rae who sacrifice themselves to try and prevent tyrrany from seizing power, only for it to be utterly useless.

Anyway the brainrot is severe and especially dangerous since I'm coming into exam season and all my hyperfixated brain wants to do is chew on glass about these games.

#late nights with ali #ali plays ae #<- tentatively establishing this tag For The Future #mechquest #dragonfable #literally forced my roommate to listen to my thoughts on the absurd clashening of humour and tragedy that is cysero last night lmfao #imagine remembering being sys-zero with all the trauma that brings but being confined in your new self by the laws of comedy #so you can never truly acknowledge it and you have to spend your days around the people you were closest to- #(minus odessa who's just. completely absent)- and never FEEL it in any meaningful way. because you're cysero now and cysero is a comedy. #also like dude is roommates with warlic. formerly the dean of GEARS and a leader figure to him. but now he's just. some guy. #what must that be like??? pretty messed up for certain!!! #anyway I'm supposed to be finishing my final biophysics assignment and all I can think about is this #so I'm taking breaks between questions to make a playlist that I may post alongside the art I did of my MQ hero at some point #pls pray for me and my grades

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I think I've already said this once before but I really wish there was a feature in Wizard101 where important events, lore, and dialogue in the game were documented somewhere so we can view them whenever we want. like unless we video record the events while it happens, take pictures, or just go through the whole entire fucking plot with another wizard character there's no way to ever revisit those moments and that SUCKS??????? like wizard101 has some of the best lore ive ever seen and I don't wanna have to level up my wizard all the way to level 100 just to see that iconic grandfather spider scene or grind through azteca just to find that one epic fourth wall breaking moment 💀 i want to revisit all the incredible and funny and weird shit we've all gone through Immediately. Like damn remodel the library so that it actually keeps records and dated films of the things we've gone through so it can actually be useful instead of it being Just A Building (rants about this for so long that even Jesus smacks His lips)

#remember that azteca moment? where the wizard is like carrying a huge chunk of boulder or smth and the narrator legit goes- #''why the fuck are we doing this. we're famous for fucks sake we got shit to do'' #and literally i could watch old cob going through his arc with us and his kids and grandmother raven alllllll day please. #''i can be as petty and absurd as i want.'' CAN I WATCH THAT MOMENT 15 MORE TIMES PLS THANKS #also the fact that theres so much lore and it spanned out for more than a decade?? theres a lot of shit to take in and 90% of it i forgot #itd be really useful for fanfics and stuff too #and even ive gotten some things wrong on this blog with my posts just because i FORGOT or misremembered the shit that actually happened LMAO #sorry for repeating myaelf but like. this needs to be a thing by yesterday #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts