#literally in tatters

[a-little-beastie-most-foul]

When Somebody Needs You by Will Wood is an ineffable husbands core song i’ve been listening to it for hours just sobbing

#good omens #crowley and aziraphale #neil gaiman #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #will wood and the tapeworms #will wood #just ‘i mean who wants to fall we can just take the stairs’ #‘aren’t we us sharing pronouns now? so how can we separately heal?’ #‘till death do us part keep on breaking my heart till it ceases to beat please be mine’ #‘fishing lure moon on a string for you’ #i’m in pieces #literally in tatters #this season has been so good oml

[pybun]

HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSARY TO APEX 🥳🎉🎂

thank you for being the source of my biggest blorbos 🥹

#apex legends #caustic #tatters the clown #clown #oc #art #thank you for changing my life #caustic clown skin: im literally a $20 skin #life changing $20

[filthyguts]

comic I made two years ago and forgot about

#my art #queer art #queer nsft #nsft #suggestive #hooray for gay people! #this is literally like 2 years old based off personal experiences trying to put on a strap for the first time LMAOO #now I sling dick like a champ 🩷 #this is also a reminder for myself to buy a new harness bc my current one is in tatters 😭 #comic

[swiftcast-selene]

30: Dawn

he'd stayed up all night for this. seeing the sun - the proper sun - crest the horizon again... it had all been worth it.

#miqomarch #miqomarch 2024 #ffxiv miqo'te #final fantasy 14 #seeker of the sun #shb spoilers in tags... beware #essentially he. was brought in like. a while after alphinaud but before alisaie #and spent a whole year on the first on his own - no selene no sagra #and since selene is his conduit: with none of his healing magic either. #so without any magic or any knowledge of the local plants #it was like he had been stripped of literally all purpose #which as you can imagine for a man who mostly views himself through the lens of 'how can i help others' #was not great for his mental health! #mostly he just became some sort of lydha lran cryptid of sorts #wandering the fog in old tattered voeburt clothes #waving a rusty old sword around to keep people out of the pixies' home #(since his soul is still owned by selene they couldn't really do anything to him) #which eventually ended with him having some sort of Thing with urianger #BUT. once sagra made it back with selene #and once they talked a lot of stuff out - its a long story - #there was definitely something like. oh. fuck. oh fuck yes this is the reason im here. this was worth it. #to see the relief on everyone's face on the crystarium #we're going thru shb again HEHE i have a lot of thoughts about himmm. my little GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #miqomarch fans how excited are we to almost be done btw???

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

HOW ARE YALL GONNA MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE FEATURING HIS BROTHER AS THE MAIN ANTAGONIST AND NOT INCLUDE AHKMENRAH AGAIN??

#ahkmenrah #the word of grim #natm #night at the museum #he is literally my favorite character #my mental is in tatters #the only way I could be persuaded to watch this now is if jedtavius went canon

[goldensunset]

scarlet/violet needs a dlc where you walk into some random building somewhere and volo’s just there and his theme kicks in and he goes ! and challenges you to a friendly battle on the spot. and the game gives absolutely no explanation for him being there. yeah you know what i’m getting at here

#i think it would be really really funny #troll a new generation of pokémon fans (me) #the key thing here is the no explanation part #also key that he’s friendly #just like oh hiiii!!! you seem really special and incredible!!! hey let’s battle uwu!! #just like. his whole shtick from early-game pla #can’t tell if it would be funnier if he were still wearing his uniform for a merchant guild that’s been out of business for centuries #or if he were wearing his arceus outfit but it’s like really tattered and muddy. his hair just looks like absolute shapeless garbage #he needs to look like he’s been living in the woods or in a cave or whatever for a thousand years #with only the occasional human contact #but he’s like super chill and happy about it #pokémon #legends arceus #pla #scarlet and violet #scarlet/violet #volo #pokémon volo #edit: ok the way you guys don’t seem to realize i am fully aware of the cynthia thing and that’s literally what this post is a parody of

[the-blaze-empress]

so id say my crowfather closet cosplay turned out. pretty well, especially considering it’s 90% held together with safety pins and also has literally none makeup bc my phil makeup takes an hour to get on and half an hour to get off

please ignore how messy both my mirror and shelves are, im currently in the process of moving across the country

please reblog <3

#origins smp #osmp #o!phil #osmp philza #philza #philza fanart #crowfather #oh! phil! #i learnt coding for this #original thoughts in their natural habitat #<- new cosplay tag #we also ignore how the purple thing is a dress shirt tucked into my corset belt #and how the wings are c!phils so one side's all tattered #and the fact i dont have a crowfather hat #and how the cravat is an old placemat with a spare button pinned to it #and how the fur thing is literally just balanced #hey its a closet cosplay its supposed to be scuffed #if the men find out we can shapeshit theyll tell the church

[wrightandco]

regardless of everything else that’s happened in edgeworth’s life to fuck him up i think finding out that he unknowingly drove bruce goodman’s body across town in the boot of his car would just be the garnish on top of his cocktail of trauma

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #like I would literally feel sick that would be enough to fuck me up #like no wonder prosecutor Edgeworth chooses death… #he’s like what kind of fucked of profession is this my life is in shambles #my mental health is in tatters #the justice system is broken #i gotta get out of here

[multi-lefaiye]

puts eden in my mouth and shakes him back and forth like a rabid dog

(art by my fiance @skitzo-kero <3)

#multi makes text posts #incomprehensible tags -> #bg3 eden is a combination of the normal tav storyline and the dark urge #he was a necromancer who was killed by his own creation. then he was revived. given a second chance. #but not for his actual skills as a mage or his intelligence. but to be an experiment for the necromancers who would form the absolute #they picked his brain for knowledge (quite literally) and then cast him aside #as nothing more than a vessel to be cut into and split apart #dehumanized in a very real sense of the word #and then they decided to discard him. wiped his memories. threw him out once he'd served his purpose #he wakes up in the nautiloid. a blank slate. but with something hanging over him #blood in his mouth and cobwebs in his brain #a tattered notebook in his bag full of the ramblings of a stranger (himself) #he has no choice but to live. to take another step and find who he is #but he has a feeling he won't like the answers to his questions #<- full of thoughts

[leos-regression-cove]

I think it says a lot about me as a person now that that the easiest way to make me cry as a child (and still now. I didn't think I'd tear up while writing this lmao) was to imply that the majesties and wonders of childhood and imagination are all a dream that inevitably leaves us as we get older that we can only regain in death and that the vivid inner worlds and personalities we give our toys in our early years either feel abandoned, vengeful, or die entirely as we age.

#i would literally have to leave the room for some movies or skip the endings of others because I found them so upsetting #a quick list of properties this post is about: #frosty the snowman‚ the polar express‚ the Carebears movie: the next generation‚ the velveteen rabbit‚ peter pan #the third tinkerbell movie‚ winnie the pooh‚ toy story 3‚ narnia‚ the wizard of oz (books)‚ the miraculous journey of edward tulane #and the songs goodbye yellow brick road‚ hey there delilah‚ and rainbow connection (by my own 9 year old interpretation) #The idea that adults can't access magic and it is something you HAVE to grow out of and this mystification of childhood upset me so much #I'm so glad I can put it into words now that I'm older #there are also probably many other properties that fit this description btw #like the brave little toaster and the raggedy anne musical I think #but after being traumatized by the velveteen rabbit I purposefully avoided most movies about toys #there are a lot of christmas shorts I also skip for that purpose #so anyway I'm putting it down this low for a reason #but I was reminded of this because now I'm using these same tattered toy and attatchment motifs in my own writing #but subverting that original meaning by sewing the toys back together so it becomes about repair and healing AS WELL AS the horrors of time #but also how such things can bring magic to people of all ages #and how love and comfort can still be provided by these inner worlds so many years later #the world is filled with beauty and wonder at any age and turning to cynicism and rejecting that reality is NOT what 'growing up' is about

[fiomeras]

I usually kept quiet about it but i definitely know im not the only one they're going to be ripping off of. Its bad enough they just chose to take entire designs of ocs i worked hard on its even worse that i never got any thing from it. I never told anyone but Its one of the big reasons i really stopped posting original sky content altogether and only let a select few friends see my art of it now.

Putting that shitty tos in mind, If a new season comes and the cosmetics look similar theres a high chance it mightve been a fanartists design. If they did it to me they're definitely doing it to other folks.

#i talk #idk if ill ever recover from this shit but i think people must know. my relationship with sky is already tattered but this is the last nail #like holy fuck 3 times a charm huh? literally fuck off

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

Guel Jeturk this episode:

#girl literally flew away from his proposal #his confidence is in tatters #he’ll never love another woman again #gundam witch from mercury #gundam #g witch

[greyias]

So, I promised @captainderyn pictures of my old lady elf in LOTRO, although this is like several months later after the big expansion/prelaunch sale weekend when I rolled her up, because I get easily distracted.

Her name is Anariel, a High Elf who was one of the veeeeery first elves to travel to Middle Earth, so there is a small chance she is actually older than dirt because of this. Anyway, she's a war veteran who was once upon a time, so badass she saved Thranduil from giant spiders, rode with Gil-Galad, and routinely just did everything it seemed on the battlefield in the Second Age*. Then she got oopsie stabbed by a Nazgul, and sort of took a three thousand year nap and lost 100 in-game levels???

As you do.

And then she wakes up and Elrond is all "o hai, you slept so long that you forgot how to walk so here's a butter knife to defend yourself** ", and then hands you a "Third Age for Dummies" book because she slept through an entire era and tells his sons to take grandma to the bus stop so she doesn't miss her boat to the Elvish retirement home.

* - This opening sequence actually was pretty nifty to play when I did, as I'd just finished watching the ROP finale, and really played into the feels for all of the characters introduced in that show.

** - I'm paraphrasing. It's been a hot minute and a completely different computer since I played the intro sequence. But I did have a butter knife equipped when I logged in today. So. Um. Thanks for that old buddy?

Then the twins got her to the old elves casino bus and were like "Well, have fun Grandma! I know we said we'd see you off but we're going to do something else. Don't do anything we wouldn't do! And especially don't miss your ship!"

Then she hallucinates a bunch of conversations with dead people, which was sad until suddenly she just started talking to an invisible Elrond who to my admittedly limited Tolkein knowledge is not dead, so maybe her going to Elves Retirement Home isn't such a bad idea? But imaginary Elrond & co said "nah it's boring there, you should go make trouble here"

And then she did.

Some of Grandma Anariel's favorite past-times include:

Getting lost on the map, because wayfinding in that game is stupidly difficult. It's okay though because the game gave me a title for it:

It knows me so well.

She also likes leaping off tall cliffs and hills instead of taking the properly marked paths, and T-posing her way to the ground:

And then limping along painfully for a good long while:

She's also learning modern technology, and is starting to figure out how to take proper selfies

Anyway she was asked to go find an Elf Lord's son, found his bag instead and was like "Um sorry bro?" so now she's off to apparently start a war with the dwarves???

Slow down, Grandma! Middle Earth is clearly not ready for you to have woken up from your nap.

Anyway, I hope you like her @captainderyn. She might wind up burning the whole place down at this rate.

#grandma anariel #i THOUGHT about making grey for like 0.5 seconds #but honestly #grandma anariel is 1000x funnier #and i wasn't even joking about any of the above #that's the actual opening quest for high elves #like elrond seriously gives you a fucking butter knife to defend yourself #and your 3000+ year old armor #that no one has washed #the cape on it is literally in tatters and barely holding together #i gave her a nicer cape for her photo shoot #lotro #lord of the rings online #thank you all for talking about the spring festival #you reminded me the game exists and i should log in #although i probably shouldn't let anariel go there #i think at the rate she's going #she might spike the punch or something

[leconcombrerit]

Khao, Mark, First, Neo, can you come here for a second, we need to have a chat -and I also need to exact revenge for my BROKEN HEART BY REPEATEDLY SMACKING YOUR HEADS WITH THAT GOLD TROPHY HOW DID YOU EVEN-

#Khao was stellar #like literally he was stellar #that was probably *the* scene First mentioned #dwarfed even the apartment fight #where First shone with ultimate restraint what's with those eyes #and Mark. I don't know what happened. #maybe the little breaths he took ? the. the I don't know what okay but suddenly #my heart was in tatters #but good tatters ! #this ep is full of good stuff #also Mond I love you #only friends the series #only friends #mark pakin #neo trai #khaotung thanawat #first kanaphan

[anthrofreshtodeath]

🦄🐟

#Baseball puts me through such emotional ups and downs that I literally feel unwell but I can’t quit it #mlb 2023 #shohei ohtani #mike trout #los angeles angels #this is from last night’s clunker btw #but they’re so hot #and Dark Mike Trout hit another 💣 today #IN A 25-1 VICTORY FOR THE HALOS #my well-being doesn’t exist it’s in tatters #I am an exposed nerve and I am still so in love with this game it’s toxic #and I will never ever quit it - it’s mixed into the marrow of my bones

[byunbaekhyunie]

fuck fast fashion fr I hate watching pieces of clothing that I ADORE deteriorate over time to the point of becoming unwearable <3

#and I’m someone who loves wear and tear but there’s a difference between clothes getting distressed with time and literally tattering into #pieces -_- I hate consumerism I hate capitalism I hate it alll