#lol i'm so sorry

[turtletaubwrites]

I can't describe how much I adore this sweet lil doughnut man 🥰🍩

#i'll be his doughnut hole #lol i'm so sorry #i just love him so much 😭😭 #please just let me snuggle and use those abs as a bed 🙏🏼 #thank you #katakuri #charlotte katakuri #one piece #one piece screencaps #turtletaub screencaps

[skibasyndrome]

Hey,

random ask.

How normal are you about these Omar pics youb reblogged some minutes ago? 🤭

Oh......... Oh I promise I am SO NORMAL about it, uh, you couldn't find a MORE NORMAL guy about this 👀🙃

#thanks for the ask!!! #lol I'm so sorry #I just opened the app and was bombarded with omar content #answered #chinitade

[meoowwxx]

lol, do you not like hinata?

Hello Anon, I am not familiar with Hinata's character and had trouble remembering much beyond the fact that she's Naruto's wife. I do not dislike her, but I'm not particularly interested in her either. I think this is bc she does not stand out to me as much as some of the other characters in the Naruto series

#this is me being honest #pls dont hate me #lol i'm so sorry

[nanakibh]

The results of those “Who is the Master of Masters?” polls are really....... Interesting.

Of course it’s Demyx. Of course the Foretellers are a Fabula Nova Crystallis reference. Doesn’t that seem like it should be obvious? Considering how much the KH fandom loves to look for clues, I thought this would’ve become common knowledge by now, but...

#kingdom hearts #kh4 #final fantasy #demyx #master of masters #people who track the tags are probably sick of me #lol i'm so sorry #this has been haunting me forever

[sleepyandwitchy]

sometimes i think back to the hprp days and wonder 'did people realise i was autistic or did they just think i was a bitch?" agsjaghshjhj

#i was scrolling through some old asks and i respond so bluntly 90% of this time??? #also so many times i respond to something seriously when i'm pretty sure it was actually a joke #lol i'm so sorry #not that my tone regulation is any better niw #some may even say #it's worse

[thegrandharveyspecter]

🖋

[So I think I have two ideas sticking out to me at the moment. One is a canon idea and the other is AU. And by "canon" I mean that it's not a brand new storyline where Harvey & Nix have to re-meet each other (as strangers) and whatnot. Now, I'm not going to dive into deep details with them or this will go on forever, but I'll try to give the general idea.

Canon idea: Harvey & Nix get teleported (?) to the underworld (hell?) whether it's unintentionally or someone dragged them in there, and they have to find a way to get out. I'm thinking they might be on a time crunch because Harvey's human and probably won't be able to last too long down there. And naturally, things will end up getting in the way because shit's never easy lol.

AU idea: It's a kind of apocalypse setting but not bullshit zombies & diseases. The general idea is so long that the world is already dying and obviously humanity is going with it, but there's a legend of this place where people can go to survive the dying world [we can give it a name later]. The thing is, it's only a legend, so people don't know if it's real or not. Some think it is, some don't. After Harvey & Nix meet, they team up to try and find it (I'm thinking Nix convinces Harvey, since Harvey definitely wouldn't believe in that kinda legend, but maybe Nix might?). And naturally, because the world is dying and humanity is all screwy, things are gonna get messy along the way.

(I have another idea for this if you don't want to change Nix into a human)

Honestly, I probably have more but these are the ones sticking out at the moment, and if I keep going on the spot, this will turn into a novel lol.]

@godzexperiment

[Plots meme]

#OOC #Grey Responds #godzexperiment #me: *says I won't go into detail* #also me: *gives details* #lol I'm so sorry #long post tw #oops

[brick-brooke]

#bg3 #bg3 memes #baldur's gate 3 #i feel like everytime i start a new game i need to make memes for it lol #anyway i love every companion so far #i'm sorry jaheira and minsc i have not gotten that far yet :( and i know nothing about minthara lol

[saphushia]

continuation/aftermath of danny pulling nightwing out of a dumpster

don't let danny fool you with his innocent geek act. that's a working ectogun that he made to look like a phaser. he's absolutely a geek but he's not innocent

#dear star trek fans. i've never watched star trek i'm sorry if i picked the wrong phaser. why are there so many #art #comic #dcdp #dpdc #dpxdc #dcxdp #danphan #batstuff #i might make a behind the scenes/in the making of type post in a bit idk #lmk if anyone's interested ig lol

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #smosh #anthony padilla #mine #my content #hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full #however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It #so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol #i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up #oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried #ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x

[sentientsky]

crowley and aziraphale negotiating child support payments in s3

#to be clear!!!! #i DO NOT mean that muriel is the child. cause i don't want to infantilize them!! #is the child the bentley here? is it jimbriel? idk. u figure it out lol #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 3 #bafta awards #bafta 2024 #david tennant #michael sheen #i'm so sorry pls tell me if i'm being annoying with these. i just like yelling into the void

[daisynik7]

Nanami is super into fucking you with his watch on. 

He’ll strip himself completely nude except for his wrist, his fingers massaging your puffy clit until you’re whining against him, already on the brink of an orgasm just from that. He checks the minute hand on his watch, taking a mental note on when you first climax. It’s a fun little challenge he sets for himself: how many times can he make you come within fifteen minutes? Half an hour? A full hour? Sometimes, he takes guesses, and most of the time, he’s right. And when he's wrong, it’s because he makes you come more than he expects you to. Tonight is one of those times. 

He's relentless with his fingers, stroking your pussy up and down, in and out, coated in your arousal. He loves playing with your swollen bud, flicking it until you’re squirming from overstimulation. The slick that gushes out of you is so pretty, all shiny and glossy for him. So inviting for a taste. But no; he’ll resist until he can make you come once more from his fingers. Get you completely soaked so it’s juicy for his mouth. He knows just how much you love coming with his soft lips puckered around your clit, his tongue lapping at your greedy cunt, gaping and desperate to be filled with his cock. By the time thirty minutes pass, you’ve come twice from his fingers, and thrice from his mouth, eating you out sloppily until your limbs feel shaky, body spent but still so needy for him. 

When he finally puts his dick inside you, he uses his watch for another purpose: to edge you so that you can fucking squirt all over him. He pounds into your tight pussy from behind, slamming his hips against your ass, marveling at the way it jiggles with each thrust. You’re moaning from the pleasure, completely fucked out. You want to come again so badly, but he won’t let you. “Not yet,” he growls, turning his wrist to inspect the time. “Be a good girl for ten more minutes, okay? Hold it for me sweetheart. I know you can do it.”

And of course you will, because he’s so encouraging, so sweet, so fucking big inside you, filling you to the brim. When the ten minutes is almost up, he reaches around you, toying with your sensitive clit. You whine, twitching from the sensation, head buried into the pillow, damp with sweat and drool. He leans over you, breath hot on your ear, whispering, “That’s it, honey. Let it all out for me. Make a fucking mess.” 

So you do, spraying him in your juices, spilling onto the sheets below you. He absolutely loves it, seeing you so filthy like this. It’s just what he needs to reach his own orgasm, the one he’s been building up since an hour ago, continuously on the brink ever since your first climax. He comes inside you, stuffing you full of his creamy load only to watch it dribble out slowly as soon as he pulls out. 

His watch is soaked in your essence, but that’s alright. In fact, it’s exactly what he wanted. 

#mdni banner by @/cafekitsune #nanami smut #nanami drabble #nanami kento smut #kento nanami smut #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #nanami x reader #nanami x you #nanami kento #kento nanami #nanami #HELP #I'm so fucking feral for him #I should be asleep but I'm doing this instead LOL #barely proofread so sorry for any typos or errors

[turtletaubwrites]

Sometimes my smut writing problem is that I'm having trouble writing.

But other times my smut writing problem is that I'm writing smut... and it's good, and... I would at least like to finish the scene! 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

#lol i'm so sorry #i'm so close #TO FINISHING THE CHAPTER #writing sad scenes makes me cry too #i hope y'all like the update 🥰 #should be out tomorrow #tmi #smut #about lynna #cw suggestive

[ash-elizabeth-art]

Would you still love me if I was a worm?🥺

#this is so dumb i'm sorry lol #but feel free to print it or send it to someone if you want x) #would you still love me if i was a worm #memes #valentines

[metronn]

dichotomy of “nothing in the digital age is permanent, we are losing physicality and thus part of ourselves” vs. “everything in the digital age is permanent, everything you do is recorded and stored for later use against you or to exploit you”

#yeah i'm fucking normal about cyberpunk right now #sorry i get so ranty when i write essays lol #.txt

[soosoosoup]

snowzone

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #trolls clay #trolls floyd #trolls branch #brozone #kinda missing the snow #while I'm glad it's not so cold anymore; I am not looking forward to how hot it gets #their sleds are walnut shells!! would a walnut shell make a good sled? probably not but it's cute so... walnut sled! #wanted to give bitty b one of those baby cow earmuffs and it spiraled to this lol #also saw some panels of dungeon meshi where young elves where these hats. truly inspired #haven't read/watched it yet but i can tell i would totally love it #I'm thinking of maybe making this my banner? it's like accidentally the correct size #trolls fanart #excuse the messiness #my art <3 #trolls band together #i have another snowzone drawing but im not really vibing with it. #thinking of maybe posting those discarded sketches under like... a scrapyard tag #there's only like 2 sketches so far lol #sorry I haven’t posted some broppy in a bit #been having some trouble with it coming out a little stiff. so I’m thinking that some good old brozone can refresh my system lol

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

#rendoc #still thinking about them a lot #always #hermitshipping #sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines #this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth #or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy #whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!! #I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry #Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol #idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure #hermitblr #tubby art