#lol who am i kidding

[flametrashiraarchive]

Douma Headcanons Part 3

I thought of more 😫

NSFW under the cut.

PART ONE | PART TWO

You discover the thrill of being hunted.

Douma likes to have you hide while he seeks you out, tiptoeing through the temple, honing his senses on you.

"Come on out, little pet... I promise not to bite too hard..."

"Awwh~ perhaps you ran away for good?" 🥺

You don't even dare to breathe. Your pulse is racing.

Some deep, primal instinct overrides your adoration of him.

You are prey and your predator is looking for you.

You can hear him pouting.

LOVES to sneak up on you in your hiding spot and get your heart pounding.

Sometimes he'll let you try to run from him.

You never know what he'll do when he catches you (and he always does.)

Sometimes he'll pounce on you, pin you down and tickle you until you beg him for mercy,

sometimes he'll pin you against the wall and fuck you as he sucks on your neck.

When he's not chasing you, fucking you, or generally being a little (6'2") gremlin, he likes to lie with his head on your chest or your stomach and just have you pet his hair.

He gets all soft and about as close to sleepy as demons get.

Bathes with you.

He has one of those enormous sexy basically-an-indoor-pool baths. Has it filled with rose petals for you and likes to pluck them off your wet body when you get out.

Kisses you as he washes your hair, and lathers his hands in soap to slip them over your skin.

He spends his life being doted on by his disciples, so he likes to do the same for you.

Baths almost always turn into bath sex.

Favorite position is the lotus. He likes to watch your face as he fucks you, and loves the feeling of you desperately riding his dick as you cling to his shoulders.

Will absolutely gossip with you about his disciples after they confess their sins to him.

Finds it hilarious and adorable that you're so hypnotized by his chest. Will let you squeeze them but be careful because his nipples ARE sensitive and he WILL want to fuck if they get too much attention.

He likes your titties too.

They're fun to play with.

Desperately wants to take you to the Infinity Castle and show you off. 😫 Muzan won't let him.

(Wants to bone you in every room there. Yes, he knows it's impossible. No, he's not going to quit wanting it.)

#kny douma #douma my beloved #i actually love him so much #yes i know #he is terrible #however #he is such a cutie #and i think i could change him #lol who am i kidding #i can't even change my sheets. #demon slayer douma #kimetsu no yaiba douma #douma smut #douma x you #douma

[critter-of-habit]

It's 'art year in review time!' The running theme for '23 was certainly 'soft and gay'... I'm sure '24 will continue the trend 😌

#I was for the most part in a better place mentally for most of this year #most but certainly not all #much better than last year anyways #maybe in '24 I will try to draw more backgrounds #LOL who am I kidding #just ladies no backgrounds #mine

[tivajunkie]

I’m trying not to think about all the things we could get that we haven’t seen (or haven’t seen in a long time) but I’m working in the office and I can’t afford to spiral right now…but like…we got everything we wanted and so I NEED to keep spiraling…GAFADAAAJSBSVA

#tiva #lol who am i kidding #i will absolutely make a master list of all the things later today

[cryberpunkart]

THE VENN DIAGRAM OF MAGNUS ARCHIVES FANS AND WILL WOOD FANS IS A FUCKING CIRCLE AND THATS SO NICHE AND FUNNY TO ME LIKE WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS

#cryberpunk thoughts #the magnus archives #will wood #why is this a thing #lol who am i kidding #its autism

[xeresmalfoy]

Oh Captain, my Captain..... 😏

Ed Speleers's ig - Aruba

#ed speleers #outlander #stephen bonnet #jimmy kent #downton abbey #you netflix #rhys montrose #jack crusher #star trek cruise #star trek picard #aruba's beautiful landescape #lol who am i kidding

[argumntativantitheticldreamgirl]

The only grinding I do on Saturdays is grinding the weed

#lol who am I kidding #that’s the only grinding I ever do #me #my photos #cute stoner #cute stoner girl #bi girls #bisexual #weedblr #weed #weedlife #pansexual #abrosexual

[myblahajhastapeworms]

is Martin the trans, or Jon? the world may never know-

#lol who am i kidding #its both of them #my friend called tma the fagnus archives #tma #the magnus archives #lovejoy give me tickets to your concerts or ill cry

[vidalinav]

Okay but since it’s October and because I’m still obsessed with Baby Nessian, how about Nesta and Cassian modern au dressing up their baby as a bat for Halloween. Except it’s literally the beginning of October. They buy the costume like September 30th and by October 1st, the baby is in a bat costume. 

#nessian #nesta archeron #baby nessian modern adventures #I could write a baby nessian modern fic #like just new parent shenanigans #but mostly nessian cute stuff #lol who am I kidding #I don't even like baby fics #cassian

[mediumtires]

👀👀👀 this not seven years fic is lookin spicy, I look forward to its publication 👀👀👀

unfortunately i fear it will be some time until it will see the light of ao3. genuinely need someone to chain me down and not let me go until i have finished at least ONE of my gazillion wips

#lol who am i kidding #not seven years

[lokithanos]

omg this show... diego luna, andy serkis, genevieve o'reilly, stellan skarsgard and the entire cast are so fucking good. i want to smooch the entire writer's room on the forehead bc holy shit. i had chills the entire episode. i genuinely feel bad for anyone who gave up after the first few episodes or watches and doesn't feel the way i do.

#it's so good i want to cry #lol who am i kidding #i did cry #it was during kino's speech over the intercom #his hesitance followed by cassian's encouragement and then he knew exactly what to say #and then ‘i can’t swim’ omg stawp #ahhhhhhhhhhh #andor #andor spoilers #star wars

[clarionglass]

tagged by @monimolimnion! thanks for the tag babe, it always takes me forever to get around to filling these in but i do love em :D

Last Song: oh god. okay yeah i have been playing neath! a fallen london musical on a loop for the last like. four? four days. yes i know i'm a nerd, but it's a bop and i do not apologise. (the only other thing i listened to today is a bardcore cover of i'm just ken (the youtube algorithm finally got me pegged) and once again i apologise for nothing)

Favourite Colour: purple! it just slaps as a colour!

Currently Watching: does dimension 20 count? if so, i'm tag teaming burrow's end and a starstruck odyssey. if not, i'm watching a show called wolf with the parents purely for reasons of sacha dhawan being unhinged. look the man has never played what i would call a hinged character in his life and i am loving this for him

Last Movie: finally successfully went to barbenheimer part 2: 3 hours of man pain with a pal a couple of weeks ago--we tried it like a month before that and there was only one ticket left. so we just went to see barbie instead (my second time, his first)

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: on the whole, sweet! i am a fiend for chocolate ngl.... although that said, sometimes i get a craving for salty/savoury (usually hash browns) that supersedes the desire for sweet

Current Relationship Status: single,,,,, perpetually so

Current Obsessions: the fuckign. the fuckign larp thing i did a couple of weekends back. fuck. i had to write something for my character over the last couple of days bc i felt actually possessed. wow. other than that i am currently going insane over fallen london, everything d20, and i am preparing for november when i will once again fall deep into my doctor who emotional hole

Last Thing You Googled: "40*8*2=" (although i just used the search bar as a calculator, i didn't actually press enter) bc i wanted to double check my maths was right before i sent an email

tagging @trekthecyborgwizard, @classicallymar, @nonsense-palace, and any other mutuals who see this and want to do it!

#clari speaks #tag games #personality posts #god. my intense nerdery has really been exposed here #lol who am i kidding #if you follow me on tumblr you already know the highs and lows of it

[notsolonelyygirl]

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#nothing to see here #just keep scrolling #seriously keep scrolling #just me venting #no big deal #lol who am i kidding #very big deal! #had a hangout/date thing last night #we cuddled with some very inappropriate touching #🤭🤭🤭 #I didn’t want to stop kissing him #he moaned and even growled a bit #voice kink activated #🫠🫠🫠 #I’m excited to see where things go with this guy 🤭

[dark-magical-ships]

Seto Kaiba has dimples and they’re adorable okay

#delete later #lol who am i kidding #this will stay on my blog forever probably #no particular tag this is both ship and non-ship content

[xeiniex]

Gotta love that confidence !!

Hope ur doing okay good friend!

Hope you don't mind me slippin' a headcanon of whitty-

He totally takes good care of his wick the way a normal human would care for their hair.

He's the type to use the 3 in 1 shampoo and stuff for his wick lol

Hahaha! Oh I could totally see that, that would be cool. Now I want whitty fanart with a braided fuse or something, because he styled it.

And I'm doing great! Still writing original stuff. Apparently making a book that's longer than 5 chapters and has completely original story and characters is actually really hard or something lol. I'm having fun though!

#asks #it feels like forever since i wrote fic #i should write something short and relaxing #lol who am i kidding #id end up writing a novel anyway #thanks for the ask freind! :^D

[erelavent]

I'm going to bed now and won't wake up for qualifying (3am my time) so I'm gonna wake up and (hopefully) be pleasantly surprised by the grid tomorrow.

#lol who am i kidding #its gonna be Max on pole anyways #f1 #formula 1

[torifuckingspring]

trying to keep myself distracted but my dad keeps telling me to get off my phone and my fucking niece keeps squishing her disgusting face on my face

#no context fuck you #i don't hate my niece but she's like 4 and so fucking annoying #and her face is a different fucking level of disgusting #ok imma go watch #something idek #hope i die in my sleep #lol who am i kidding #sleep #ok sorry im done bye