You know, I'm sorry for another story time but my life has been very stressed lately and today I got a huge boost. SO.
As some of you may know, I moved states at the end of July and have been here since August 1st basically. Social anxiety is a struggle but I'm making it. And there's this easy to reach by walking convenience store and almost every time I walk there I walk past a gem store. And I think to myself almost every single time "I love the store has a bouncer". I didn't say anything to him at first! But one day I got brave and proceeded to make an absolute FOOL of myself as I am on my way back from buying some sodas and ask him "are you like the store bouncer?"
The man looks at me and smiles and gives a little chuckle and says pretty much yeah? And then I say more awkward things and then promptly leave feeling very embarrassed. I purposefully AVOID that lil corner for a couple days and then finally feel brave enough to walk by cause it's ... like. Literally right by my destination. Man isn't even outside that day and I think phew! I can't be creepy if I can't talk to him!
BUT THEN I SEE THAT HE IS DIRECTLY INSIDE CHATTING TO A WORKER. And he sees me. And smiles and stops whatever conversation he's having and exits the store to say hi. (I am definitely beaming, like a normal person, because I apparently am NOT creepy enough to this man more than a foot taller than me who could easily kick my ass if he wanted) So we just chat. For maybe ten minutes? It's very nice! We have a Very Normal Conversation! I feel better about the first interaction because I had a second interaction.
So now............ today. I am once again wandering around and on my way to lunch when I pass the gem store and I'm like "hello again!" to the gem store bouncer. We begin to chat again and he mentions a pendant they recently appraised that he likes and I, thinking this entire time that the store was ONLY appointment only and I would never be allowed inside, am casually mentioning "yeah, I was born in June and we have three birthstones and like.... none of them are dark enough for me. I mean there's pearl which I'm not a fan of and then moonstone and another." And so he's saying they have a sheet inside to show birthstones so we walk in together to find out the mysterious third stone.
And the sheet only shows pearls. And I'm like "this is a crime against June babies" and then I somehow start talking to one of the female workers and I'm saying "yeah I just kinda like walking by here and seeing the bouncer" and she looks at him and is like "oh I like that." and I admit I have no other idea what to refer to him as (I don't know his name at this point anyway) and she's like "most often security guard."
Ah. Yes. Like a normal person would think. Security. Yes. Not "gem store bouncer". She then leaves to grab a coffee from across the street and I leave with the bouncer and somehow we get into talking about wearing mostly black and how he's pretty goth and then I mentioned a sweatshirt my aunt sent me once saying "I'm only wearing black until they come out with something darker" and he grins and says it's a life motto. Then the woman returns with her coffee and he tells me to tell her what I said, so I repeat it and she looks me dead in the eye and says "that was made for me. Also I love that you called him a bouncer it's hilarious".
I now observe that he (all black suit black shirt black tie) and her (black sweater with black/white striped pants n black shoes) are indeed somehow the gem store goth club. And then she heads back in and he says he's sorry they don't have any cookies to offer me, they normally have cookies in the back for employees, and I'm like "ah no it's fine thank you".
And then I left feeling like I was somehow allowed to join the Cool Goth Club at the gem store.
Anyway, sup, my new favorite person is the goth bouncer at the gem store and he makes me smile so much when I see him.
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Withahappyrefrain's Bob Floyd Oneshots and Series Masterlist
🔞 = 18+ ,* = 16+, ❤️ a personal favorite!
Oneshots:
Tonight You Belong to Me: 🔞 Bob surprises you with an unexpected visit. It's leads you two to trying something earlier than expected. Bob with wife!reader
Amidst Field Trips & Books: the fluffy prequel to Tonight You Belong to Me. When Bob visits the library, he doesn't expect much to happen. Neither do you on your classroom's weekly library visit. Life is full of surprises.
The Heat is On: 🔞 When the AC goes out, you learn something new about Bob. He looks good shirtless. Like ridiculously good.
Thigh Riding: 🔞 Bob would be so into this and y'all can't convince me otherwise.
Full of Surprises: 🔞 You learn some new things about Bob after a date. Like how good he is with his mouth.
➳Part two 🔞: Double the surprises, double the orgasms.
Long Day: 🔞 Bob has had a very long day. You help him unwind.
Cobalt Eyes & Sweet Smiles: ♥️ In which a cute, shy, and quiet WSO catches your attention at the bar
He's All That: Bob is shy, so his friends try to help. Key word being "try".
Behave: 🔞 Bob chokes you with his bicep. That's all that's the fic.
Ruin the Friendship: 🔞 When Bob learns his best friend has never been eaten out before, he sets to fix that! And maybe confess his feelings.
The 5 Times You Flirted With Bob: Trying to confess you feelings would be a lot easier if Bob wasn't so oblivious.
Pain Meds: The medication Bob is given after an accident has something interest, albeit endearing, side effects.
Blurbs:
Mama Bear: In which Bob is the sweetest husband.
Bob as a Dad: In which Bob is the sweetest dad.
Cockwarming Bob 🔞:......do I have to explain?
Thigh Riding🔞:....again, it's very self-explanatory
Baby(s) on Board: The Dagger Squad learns more about their quiet WSO.
Bob and his breeding kink: 🔞 Again, do I have to explain?
Riding Bob: 🔞 features dom!Bob and subby!Bob
Admiral Floyd: 🔞 because we all love that old man
Pussy Drunk!Bob: 🔞 porn without plot, Bob eating you out like his life depends on it
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