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#me trying to figure out how many children bruce has and how much danny knows about the family: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ iuhhuh
hailsatanacab · 2 years
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as promised, my silly little memes :3
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can't wait for danny to figure out how many siblings he has now lmao
Silly little memes for a silly little chapter, I love them all ❤️😊
for chapter 8 of cetbwa
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpdc#batman#cetbwa#i woke up so late today this morning has been such a rush#only barely remembered to put my alarm on last night#and then when it went off i realised that i put it on for the wrong shift and i only had half an hour to get ready!!!#i had my own little panicked rush around which i think is karma for putting danny through it haha#so im trying to type all these out around customers because of course its a busy day when im already so frazzled#ANYWAY YOUR MEMES#my love!!!! how! do you do this?!?!?!#so funny - my favourite one is the graduation one and also the leo one#and also the train and the waking up one#me trying to figure out how many children bruce has and how much danny knows about the family: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ iuhhuh#(thats that sub vocalisation sound you make when you dont know btw - iuhhuh)#ugh so liOH FUCH I FORGOT TO TAG YOU AGAIN#fuck sake i am so tired lmao#tellmeabtspinos#anyway let me take your face in my hands and squeeze your cheeks, i am looking directly into your eyes 👁👁#thank you so much for your memes#they are the only reason i get out of bed on saturday mornings ESPECIALLY when i mess up my alarms haha#i seriously would have been in such shit if i hadnt checked my notifs and realised the time#lmao ily so much thank you i am so glad youre enjoying this as much as i am#oh!! was also gonna say with the leo one: dannys gonna be so nervously excited and bubbly to finally go to school and get the grades he#knows hes capable of - and like he steps in all happy,looks around him,the small just drops off his face and hes like#why did i want this? this is... this is school why did i choose to go to school what is wrong with me????
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You know, that recent post with more thoughts on bio mom!Selina has given me an idea. Because Bruce and Selina, in one version of canon, have a daughter. Helena. Huntress. Consider: Another twins au, but with Danny and Helena instead
You have activated my DC knowledge, and I hope you know that >:3
Helena's character is a little more complicated and I am here to ramble about that before I get to the meat of this ask. There is a universe where Helena grew up to become Batwoman, not Huntress. And that is because she was raised by her parents and didn't get separated. But since you specifically mentioned Huntress, I'll try to stick with that one.
For anyone that doesn't know this part of DC comics that well, something you should know is that there are two Huntresses. Helena Bertinelli and Helena "Bertinelli", otherwise known as Helena Wayne. In the New Earth and Prime Earth comic series, their version of Huntress is the real Helena Bertinelli, whose family was a part of the mafioso and she was dubbed a "mafia princess".
But then, there's Earth 2, where Helena Wayne was actually Robin before being sent to another universe alongside Kara (more specifically, Power Girl) and ended up taking the alias of Helena Bertinelli, who had existed in this world but had been missing/presumed dead.
So where does that leave us? [Added a Keep Reading because this got long lol]
Since you specifically addressed Helena as Huntress, I'm going to be using this comic run:
You could probably write a story about how Danny finally finds Helena again and the two reunite, thus revealing that Helena had lied to almost everyone and she was indeed Helena Wayne once upon a time. And this of course would lead to revelations and heart-to-heart discussions about Bruce and Selina's relationship and what kind of parents they were. I like to imagine that when Danny reunited with his family for whatever reason that separated them, Danny becomes Robin as well. So there are two Robins stalking the streets and scaring the living daylights out of criminals.
However... if you wanted to make things a little more interesting, we could take this version of the comic and take it for a little spin.
In the original canon, Helena has already operated as Huntress for years before Damian figured out the deception. She's already an adult, and largely on her own.
But in this case, we can make Helena freshly from the other universe. Lost and unsure and all on her own. Enter Batfamily. The moment they get her in their sights they realize that oh, she's Bruce's kid from another world/timeline/whatever their first assumption is. And then, when they get her to open up, she reveals that she has a twin. Bruce is Unwell at the information and Helena is inconsolable because they only just got him back, and now they've lost her. Her parents are never going to let her out of the house again after this!!
Meanwhile, Danny is losing his mind and their parents are trying to do everything to get her back and it's a whole mess.
If you want to make things a little more interesting, you could make Danny and Helena the only Wayne children, so that when she goes to the other universe she's super taken aback by how many siblings she could've had and "isn't that our neighbor Tim? Tim Drake? Danny's bestest friend ever? What are you doing in that egghead suit, Danny would be appalled to see you dressed like that."
Something I will have to say is that we probably don't get a lot of AUs like this because the rest of the Batfamily would probably be adults and there's a rather large age gap between Damian (as the youngest) and Helena + Danny, in this case. Unless you have them from another world, of course.
Think... Batman Beyond, with Terry McGinnis. It's an amazing series, but pretty much all of the main characters that the fandom typically writes about are retired. There is no Nightwing or Red Hood or Red Robin. Damian is alive but he's back with the League of Assassins. Let's not talk about how Tim and Barbara are married.
I think this AU could be really fun, and I'd be interested in trying it out some day. But it is one of the trickier instances. But no less exciting because of it. ;3
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Birds At School Chapter 12  A Warm Meal With Brothers
Chapters: Prologue. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.
Dick and Jason sat on the dining table, covered with a bunch of loose papers. There was also two large plates of food, but it went mostly ignored by them. Jason scribbled down on a notebook, trying to figure out a pattern while Dick analysed the locations of operation in Gotham and Blüdhaven. 
“Master Dick and Master Jason,” Alfred said passing by them, “I suggest you both have a proper meal.”
Dick didn’t look up. 
“Uh huh,” Jason muttered mindlessly, striking off another pattern. 
 Alfred did not like that. But then again, he also didn’t like the idea of his sons starving themselves while in the zone. So, Alfred did what he loved doing: take care of his sons. 
He cleared the table of the papers and set them aside to be worked on later. It took him less tan sixty seconds to replace all the mess with a warm meal, it was a routine of his because it was the only way Bruce would eat anything after eighty hours of working. 
“Eat, Master Grayson and Master Todd,” Alfred said in the most polite tone, “It will do neither you nor the children you are trying to save if you lose counsciouness while fighting due to lack of energy.” 
“He’s right,” Dick said, cracking his back. 
“Alfred is always right.” Jason declared, already picking up the spoon to eat. 
“Thank you,” Said Alfred with a smile and exited to finish his own chores. 
“So,” Dick said, taking a bite, “Any progress?” 
“So far, I’ve realized that as much as it pains me to admit,” Jason swallowed the deliscious meat, “Tim is the smart one.” 
Dick chuckled in reply. 
“These guys have somehow managed to stay off the radar while also being incredibly productive. God knows how many children these guys have ruined.” Jason said angrily. It wasn’t an outburst, it was more the frustration at the injustice that he’d suffered and couldn’t stop. 
“I know, Jay,” Dick said calmly, “That’s why we’re doing this.”
“I know, I know,” He relplied and took a deep breath to calm himself. Anger wasn’t going to help them track it all down and Mr Jute couldn’t have saved them the trouble since a low-level network was more of a route to the dealing than the deal itself. 
“What’s bothering you?” Dick asked. 
“This case.” 
“Come on, Jason,” Urged Dick, “Something has been especially bothering you since the other night. You’re never distracted in the field. Talk to me!” 
“Fine!” Jason rolled his eyes, but was secretly thankful that Dick asked, “Remember that kid? The one Mister Jute was going to give all the drugs to?” 
“Uh huh?” 
“I know him.” Jason sounded sad, guilty even that he couldn’t save the boy, “His name is Daniel, we call him Danny.” 
“We?”
Jason sighed, trying to avoid the question. But Dick could get anyone to spill. 
“He comes to me street class every week in the narrows.” Jason mumbled.
“I’m sorry what?” Dick asked with pretended hearing loss, “I’m sorry you need to speak louder.” 
Jason glared at the smirk Dick had. He knew as well as Dick that there was no need to repeat the sentence. But oh well, there are pros and cons of having a brother. 
“I conduct a street class for the children in the narrows, every weekend.” Jason finally said. 
Dick looked down on his meal, trying to hide the smirk and the smile and the laugh on his face. 
“You know,” Jason began as Dick’s shoulders started shaking from the laugh. He was never known to not laugh “Laughing at someone’s good deeds--” 
Before Jason could finish, Dick burst into laughter. “--Is a sin! You’re going to hell!” 
Jason wished he had said a better insult than that. But in all the honesty that he would never reveal to Dick of any of his brothers, he was inwardly laughing too. 
“Oh my god,” Dick said in between fits of laughter, “Jason, I’m so sorry, I don’t mean to mock you!”
Despite the apologetic words, he continued laughing. Jason preteneded to not like it as he leaned back into his chair. But even he couldn’t help crack a smile. 
“I’m just imagining the infamous Red Hood singing the A B C D song and correcting little children’s Os and Es and Rs and Ts and teaching them Shakespear curses!” Dick couldn’t stop laughing.  
“I am sick when I look at thee!” Jason said dramatically offended, “My students do not require correcting their Os and Es and Rs and Ts. Their pronounciation is atmost perfection, besides, they can read dictionaries.” 
“Jason, that’s great!” Dick flicked a tear of laughter from his eye. 
“By the way, it’s not the infamous Red Hood that teaches them, it’s Mister Todd.” Jason smiled fondly. 
“I’m proud of you, little wing,” Dick said softly with a proud smile. 
“So, Danny.” Jason said, the smile was still there but this was important. “He’s eleven years-old. He comes to the class every weekend and he was there last week too. I wonder if he’ll be there this time.”
“He was scared, did you hear what he was screaming?” 
“That the bad man would kill him.” Jason said grimly. Danny was in more danger than they’d assessed. 
“We need to find him then,” Dick declared. 
“Well, I guess Mister Todd’s class is going to have a guest tonight!” Jason flashed a hundred-watt (mishevious) smile at Dick. 
It was going to be a fine evening.
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Chapter 18 (Final Chapter)
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thenightling · 6 years
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My Fictional Character obsessions as depicted in gifs
My obsessions from age ten onward as depicted in gifs.  Some of these characters have alternated in cycles over the years.  The ones with the * next to them are ones that have stood the test of time or are particularly strong obsessions. I am not posting them in a particular order, that would take too long to sort out and may change depending on my mood, however the current strongest obsession is at the bottom.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my fictional character obsessions through the years...  Or as Tumblr calls them... My “Garbage children.”
Note: I know only some of them count as “garbage children.”   So please don’t be offended that I may have called your favorite character a garbage child.
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Rumplestiltskin as depicted in the show Once Upon a Time, particularly seasons 1 through 3.  
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*Loki from Norse mythology and Marvel comics.  Tom Hiddleston is a great actor but I felt I should note that the MCU version is slightly disappointing, I wish they wouldn’t downplay the magick and try to pass them off as “alien.”
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*Dracula.  There are many depictions of Dracula that I am fond of / obsessed with.   Fred Saberhagen’s Dracula books for example, The Frank Wildhorn Dracula musical, and a few movie and TV versions.  
I love the 90s Dracula TV series even though he’s blond in that (not to be confused with the awful NBC show version from the twenty teens) but I have no Gifs of the 90s one.  Nor do I have any gifs of Rudolf Martin as Dracula in Buffy or Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula though I love that one.  But here’s the most recent version to feed my obsession.  Dracula of Castlevania (The Netflix series).   Look at that Adorkable vampire!
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*Jack Skellington of Nightmare before Christmas was one of my first truly all-consuming obsessions.  I played the cassette of the soundtrack to death.  I had a shelf of the toys (which were actually rare in the early 90s).  I became fixated on Danny Elfman’s singing voice as well as the gorgeous and haunting visuals.  
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Sally, who helped kindle my first Frankenstein obsession because until then I had never seen an intelligent Frankenstein monster.  I hadn’t yet learned that in the original novel he was articulate (once he learned how to speak) and intelligent, and did not have a flat head or neck bolts. Sally and later The Bride (1985 movie) eventually got me to read the novel and pointed me in the right direction.
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The ORIGINAL Peter Vincent from Fright Night, as played by Roddy McDowell.   I loved his character growth.  I loved watching him go from cowardly pretender to being the hero he always pretended to be and still having that B movie cheese to him.   Peter Vincent is my favorite vampire hunter.  Named after two of my favorite horror movie actors.  Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. 
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Lestat.  Yes, I went through an Anne Rice obsession in my teens.  What 90s teenager didn’t?
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The Dresden Files TV series, particularly Bob The Ghost AKA Hrothbert of Bainbridge as played by Broadway great, Terrence Mann.  Though short lived I loved that snarky ghost and this introduced me to the book series.  It was also the first TV series I enjoyed after my mother passed away so it has a special bittersweet place in my heart.
Another ghost character I love but I have no picture for him is Captain Gregg from the novel, movie, and TV show The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.   And Patrick Stewart as The Canterville Ghost from 1995 (as well as the original Oscar Wilde Story).  
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Jareth from Labyrinth (and David Bowie).  Does he need an explanation?
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Morbius from Marvel comics.  Because I just loved that emo SOB.
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Nick on Forever Knight.  I went through an emo vampire phase in the 90s, okay...
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The Doctor on Doctor Who
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Methos from Highlander the series.  Highlander the series was a LOT better than people give it credit for.  And Methos was the first fictional character with a truly dark past I had ever seen, who mostly became a decent person after years of penance and self analysis.  It was through Highlander that I finally saw fiction and characters with shades of grey and realized things aren’t always black and white.   When they revealed Methos’ dark past I was so worried it was an excuse to kill him off and show that he was secretly evil all along but no. They didn’t do that.   Highlander taught me just how much people CAN change.   And it also taught me a lot about history and inspired me to be curious about our world and its past.   (It also often helped me with Social Studies tests.)  
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Frank Langella as Dracula.
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Faust from Goethe’s Faust.  (The 1926 silent film is the most faithful adaptation and actually covers Faust and Faust Part 2.  Most adaptations leave out Part 2).
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Thomas Jerome Newton from The Man who fell to Earth.  Movie and novel by Walter Tevis.  Yes, depicted in the movie by David Bowie...  You’re lucky Bowie doesn’t turn up more in this list than he already does. 
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Maleficent.  This one is kind of a guilty pleasure...  
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As a long time book lover (One the first books I remember reading and loving was In a Dark Dark Room by Alvin Shwartz at age four...)  Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast was the first Disney Princess I truly related to.  
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Elisa and “Charlie” from The Shape of Water.
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The Beast / Prince and Belle in Le Belle et la Bete original 1740 novel and the 2014 French film (even though that film isn’t all that faithful and Belle is a little cold, I love the visuals).
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*Luke Goss as the Frankenstein Monster from the 2004 Hallmark mini-series of Frankenstein.  The most faithful adaptation of the novel to date.  Woefully under-rated.  Note, this spot is for the literary character too.
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*Puck from Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream AND Disney’s Gargoyles.  I love that little bastard.
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Mina and Dracula in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992 film)   
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Emily The Corpse Bride. Also pretty much anything scored by Danny Elfman gets a slight nod here.  I love that man’s music.   It just catches me.   And I always can tell when it’s one of his scores (And no, I don’t think they all sound the same).   They’re just so beautiful and haunting.  
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The Frankenstein Monster in Penny Dreadful.  The second most accurate to the novel. They even go the eyes right.
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The Real Ghostbusters animated series.  Egon is what inspired me to want to study parapsychology.  I loved the nerd characters in shows like this.
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Barnabas Collins in the original Dark Shadows. And 1990s version.   And Doctor Julia Hoffman, a surprisingly empowered character for a 1960s TV show, which is why it annoys me that more “modern” versions always make her sexually obsessed with Barnabas or a villain or both whereas in the original show she was Barnabas’ closest confidant and even the one Barnabas cried out for whenever he was in trouble.  (Admittedly it took hundreds of episodes for them to develop that dynamic but they got there).
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Lucifer.  TV show incarnation and Sandman comics incarnation.
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Cain and The House of Mystery (The House of Mystery counts as a character)
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*Morpheus from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman.  My current biggest obsession.  I’m making up for lost time.  This is something I SHOULD have been obsessed with in my teens.  I’m thirty-six-years-old and was thirty-five-years-old when I read it for the first time.  Why the Hell did no one describe this thing well to me back in the 90s!? Yes, Sandman started when I was only seven-years-old but it was most popular in the mid-90s and I would have probably loved it if I only really knew what it was all about.  Instead it was always “He’s like a Goth Jareth” (which almost worked) and “You’ll love Death!  She’s so cute!” (which totally didn’t work at all...)   Don’t protect me from spoilers, damn it!  Tell me about his character growth, the gorgeous artwork, the horror hosts residing in The Dreaming, tell me about the mythology and Shakespeare references, the lore, tell me about the ambiance, the atmosphere, the humor and pathos.  For God’s sake, I SHOULD have loved this thing a LONG time ago!     
You’d be amazed how hard it is to find a gif of Morpheus- he’s never had a film or TV adaptation but there are fan films! (The gif is from The Sandman fan film, 24 Hour Diner).
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Honorable mentions:
Lydia from the Beetlejuice animated series (My mother’s best friend often compared me to her but I think I had a crush on the character...) 
Xena: Warrior Princess (when I figured out I’m not entirely straight).  Though I think I liked Gabrielle a little more than Xena, herself. 
The mermaid in She-Creature (2001 film, not the black and white film of the same name)
The Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt. 
Carmilla (vampire novella and Hammer horror film The Vampire Lovers)
Duncan Macleod from Highlander the series.
Various characters from Buffy The Vampire Slayer (TV series) including Buffy herself, Giles and Spike.
Doctor Strange (And in relation to that, Doctor Craven from the Vincent Price movie The Raven from 1963.)
Bruce “David” Banner in The Incredible Hulk, particularly as depicted by Bill Bixby.  Though that was more of a role model personality type that I saw as a truly good man in a bad situation.  
Dorian Gray from the Picture of Dorian Gray 
Elisa in Disney’s Gargoyles but I idolized her more than obsessed about her. There is a difference.    
The reason those aren’t properly on the list is because those aren’t precisely obsessions but just characters I happened to really like a lot.
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The Seattle (Quarantine) Dinner & A Movie Guide added to Google Docs
The Seattle (Quarantine) Dinner & A Movie Guide
Dinner and a movie is a timeless combination. And while you can’t exactly leave your house at the moment, you don’t really have to - there’s plenty to watch at home, and even more to order for delivery or takeout. So we’re here to make sure you’re doing dinner and a movie right. Below, you’ll find our picks for great delivery, and which classic movie you should pair it with. We’ll be updating regularly, but for now, here are 11 combinations to keep your quarantine nights feeling fun, and hopefully, just a bit more normal.
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THE SPOTS  Taurus Ox $ $ $ $ Laotian  in  Capitol Hill $$$$ 1523 E Madison St Not
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Movie Pairing: Camp (Prime)
“Around ten years before Pitch Perfect ruined the reputation of collegiate a cappella (riff-offs are not a thing), Anna Kendrick got her start in Camp, a film that provides a marginally more realistic look into a world I’m also quite familiar with: theatre camp. If you, too, were a drama nerd in 2003, this movie was your bible, and if you weren’t, you probably had no idea it existed. Every time this ragtag group of absolute weirdos open their mouths to sing, the sound that comes out just makes your whole soul feel good. Which is why I’d replicate that feeling with a huge spread from Taurus Ox. Just like the cast, this Laotian counter on Capitol Hill isn’t afraid to be colorful and a little bit funky, with dishes like beef jerky and sticky rice, pad Lao topped with pickled radishes and crispy chicken cracklins, and an incredible double smashburger with provolone to bring you back to your childhood summers.” - Aimee
 Dough Zone Dumpling House $ $ $ $ Chinese ,  Dim Sum  in  International District $$$$ 504 5th Ave S Ste 109 8.1 /10
Movie Pairing: Vertigo (Prime)
“In Vertigo, Jimmy Stewart plays a sad, broken, and slightly creepy man, sort of like if his character from It’s A Wonderful Life lost his bank, got divorced, and decided to start over in San Francisco. This is a tough movie to summarize, but just know that it’s about a man who falls in love with a woman who looks like this one person he used to know (who thought she was possessed by her great grandmother). Sort of. I glossed over a few things. It’s a long, complicated story, and you’re going to want to continuously fill your mouth with small bites of food while you try to figure out what’s going on. Get a bunch of dumplings, wontons, pork buns, and pancake rolls from Dough Zone.” - Bryan
Ezell's Famous Chicken $ $ $ $ American ,  Southern  in  Central District $$$$ 501 23rd Ave Not
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Movie Pairing: Men In Black 1, 2, & 3 (Prime)
“I don’t know how many times I’ve seen all three Men In Black movies (I refuse to acknowledge MIB International), but I never get sick of them. They’re some of the best buddy cop movies ever made, except that Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones aren’t policemen really - they work for a highly-funded, yet unofficial government agency that monitors extraterrestrial life on Earth. Similarly, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve eaten Ezell’s spicy fried chicken. For me, there’s nothing better than going to town on a pound of tenders and some freshly-baked rolls while watching a Men In Black movie. Even if Will Smith neuralyzed me (which WOW what an honor!), I’m convinced I’d somehow find my way back to Ezell’s - erased memory and all.” - Carlo
 Vendemmia $ $ $ $ Pasta ,  Italian  in  Madrona $$$$ 1126 34th Ave Not
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Movie Pairing: Tampopo (Youtube)
“The last movie that made me laugh - like really, really laugh, was Tampopo - a Japanese parody on the American Western. On the surface, it’s about a cook who tries to perfect her ramen recipe, but really it’s about death, sex, and food - and it’s hilarious. One chef apologizes to the pork in his bowl, another trains like Rocky to find her strength behind the ramen counter. But I live for the ‘spaghetti scene.’ To know what I’m talking about, order yourself a plate of spicy spaghetti from Vendemmia, queue up the movie, and get ready to slurp along with a table full of women who have never had spaghetti before.” - Arden
 Cafe Con Leche $ $ $ $ Sandwiches ,  Cuban  in  SoDo $$$$ 2901 1st Ave S Not
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Movie Pairing: Chef (Prime)
“Surprise, surprise. A food writer recommending Chef. I understand that the ‘cool thing’ now is to groan at all 115 minutes of Hollywood actors feigning fake passion for food, but it deserves a watch because we’re all missing restaurants right now - and at least it’s not Burnt. If this movie opened my eyes to one thing (aside from spaghetti aglio e olio’s ultimate sex appeal), it’s that Cubanos are the perfect sandwich. Unfortunately, Seattle is the farthest major city from Miami in the contiguous United States. But when all you want is a classic pressed mess of ham, roasted pork, melty swiss, pickles, and yellow mustard, nothing but Cafe Con Leche will do. I like getting a side of fries and some of their cilantro-y green sauce for dipping, too - it makes for a perfect spread while watching Jon Favreau completely rip a snooty restaurant critic (that’s not me) a new one.” - Aimee
 Order delivery   Homer $ $ $ $ Mediterranean  in  Beacon Hill $$$$ 3013 Beacon Ave S 8.4 /10
Movie Pairing: Kramer vs. Kramer (Prime)
“In Kramer vs. Kramer, Dustin Hoffman’s wife (played by a 30-year-old Meryl Streep) leaves him to raise their child by himself. And, at first, he’s pretty terrible at it. Which is to say, this is a deeply relatable film. (I, personally, don’t have any children, but I imagine I’d be a pretty poor father.) During one memorable scene, Dustin Hoffman’s son tries (unsuccessfully) to eat ice cream for dinner - and that’s where Homer comes in. In addition to wine, pantry items, and takeout meals, this Beacon Hill restaurant is also selling their soft-serve to go. You need this, because A) it’s amazing (the current flavors are matcha and vegan salt roasted banana), and B) there is, most likely, no one at your house who’s going to stop you from eating soft serve for dinner.” - Bryan
 DeLaurenti Food & Wine $ $ $ $ Pizza ,  Cafe/Bakery ,  Italian  in  Downtown ,  Pike Place Market $$$$ 1435 1st Ave Not
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Movie Pairing: Goodfellas (Netflix)
“The best part of Goodfellas (besides when Joe Pesci starts yelling at people) is the prison scene. We’ve got Paulie slicing garlic with a razor blade, Vinnie throwing too many onions in the sauce, and Henry coming in with a bag of the good stuff - bread, peppers and onions, salami, prosciutto, cheese, and red wine. Placing a DeLaurenti order feels like the equivalent of Henry bribing the guards to let him smuggle in a bunch of Italian specialties, except you don’t need to participate in organized crime to get the goods - all you need to do is go to their website. You can even get their charcuterie plates, cheeses, tons of pantry staples, and wine delivered on the same day, which is a luxury even those wiseguys don’t have.” - Carlo
 Deru Market $ $ $ $ American ,  Pizza ,  Sandwiches  in  Kirkland $$$$ 723 9th Ave Ste D 8.5 /10
Movie Pairing: Maltilda (Prime)
“We all remember the first time we watched this Roald Dahl adaptation and wished desperately for psychokinetic abilities - and even more desperately for Miss Honey to be our teacher. But the most iconic moment has to be when Trunchbull forces Bruce to eat an entire chocolate cake that’s the size of a manhole cover. Call me crazy for saying this, but even though that scene is meant to ruin chocolate cake, it kinda makes me want a big slice of it. Is that bad? Deru’s version with layers of salted peanut butter frosting is just as decadent as you’d imagine frail old Cookie’s creation would be in real life. Order a big piece (along with some wood-fired pizzas and rosemary pecorino fries), and enjoy some of Danny DeVito’s best work. And because it’s impossible not to also associate Matilda with baby carrots flying around, you better add Deru’s incredible farm salad with roasted carrots, feta, herbs, and pepitas.” - Aimee
Korean Bamboo $$$$ 2236 3rd Ave
Movie Pairing: Enter the Dragon (Prime)
“Back in the 90s, when VHS was still a thing, I used to go to Blockbuster and rent Bruce Lee movies. Sorry, that was misleading. My father would rent them for me. I was far too young to use money or negotiate the rental of films featuring excessive violence. Anyway, Enter The Dragon was always a favorite, and we’d pretty much always eat some Korean food before we watched it, because, um, we’re Korean. So while you watch Bruce Lee travel to an island fortress and participate in a deadly martial arts tournament, it’s important to me that you order from Korean Bamboo in Belltown. My sister and I eat there every time I’m home, and I strongly suggest their bulgogi, tofu soup, and jajangmyeon. (I live in New York now, by the way.)” - Bryan
 Un Bien $ $ $ $ Sandwiches ,  Caribbean  in  Ballard $$$$ 6226 Seaview Ave NW 8.8 /10
Movie Pairing: Bad Education (HBO)
“I don’t know about you, but I could watch Alison Janney read a phone book. But in the case of Bad Education, we get to watch her siphon off $11 million from the Long Island public school system, and feed Hugh Jackman a sandwich on some high school bleachers. Stream it on HBO, order a roast pork sandwich from Un Bien, and feed your quarantine buddy the perfect synergy of bread-crunch, juicy meat, and aioli while this true story of the largest public school embezzlement in history unfolds.” - Arden
 Ristorante Machiavelli $ $ $ $ Pasta ,  Italian  in  Capitol Hill $$$$ 1215 Pine St Not
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Movie Pairing: Hitch (Netflix)
“If you can tell anything about me by my captions in this guide, it’s that I’m super Italian and really like Will Smith movies. Which is why Machiavelli and Hitch are both guilty pleasures for me. Hitch is basically your everyday rom-com, and it’s no The Pursuit Of Happiness, but dammit, I love watching Will Smith sing Earth, Wind & Fire as he’s drinking cough syrup like a juice box. Similarly, even though Machiavelli’s carbonara includes bacon, garlic, and chiles (which my extremely Italian family would disapprove of), it’s still a delicious plate of pasta you can get for under $20. I would happily order this pasta for takeout any day of the week - even if doing so would get me uninvited from my Uncle Gino’s yearly Feast of the Seven Fishes.” - Carlo
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