#movie rambling

[vexy-hexy]

I'm looking forward to the Mario movie TBH.

Like, Mario is now where near as important to me as Sonic is, but the Mario franchise were some of my first REAL video games, and I still have a complete DVD collection of "The Super Mario Bros. 3" show from over a decade ago (honestly though, I watched it mostly for Kooky)

I think it’s because of those cartoons that I can deal with Mario not having an Italian accent in the movie, but, honestly, the thing I'm most disappointed about is they didn't find a way for him to say "let's a go!" Or "here we go!" Instead of "here we come". I hope they change that (though I don't think he said those lines in the cartoon so IDK why I'm hung up on that)

IDK, I'm probably just nitpicking, but I hear "here we go!" Or "Let's a go!" And my brain says "that's Mario" but "here we come just sounds so... basic to me

IDK, I guess I'm also scared Illumination will try to make the Mario movies their new Despicable Me and milk it to death with no real love put into it??? I mean, they don't have the best track record IMO (anyone else remember the Lorax ad?)

IDK, I'm trying to reserve judgement until I see the film, and other than that little nitpick, I can't wait to see the world of Mario on the big screen in a... proper way...I guess... IDK, I haven't seen the old live action, save for some scenes but after hearing that some of the actors apparently hated the movie so much, they drank on set, I'm not sure I ever want to

#super mario brothers #mario #mario bros #mario bros movie #mario movie #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #nitpick #ignore my rambling #i just wanted to say this #nitpicking #ramblings #movie rambling

[squipedmew]

I went to go see the fnaf movie and someone had set up a picture of markiplier in the chair next to me for the entire movie

#FNAF #fnaf movie #markiplier #sophi rambles #anyways p fun movie 7/10 #Big fan of the mediocre white boy in this one

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

#the truman show #sbs rambles #I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them #social workers assigned to them maybe #I dunno #they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit #but here we are #tho #I guess none of us signed up for it #and our data is harvested more than ever #god #high-tech capitalism sucks turns out #OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes #let me specify: #I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this #like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold #and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie #I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem #it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did #youtube did and social media #it's us that's the problem #or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation #that's the origin of most modern problems

[vampyre-lesbian]

these absolute madmen. they actually did it. they actually made billy the puppet bisexual.

#first john kramer and now billy too??? #when will it end??? #alice rambles #saw #saw x #saw movies #saw franchise #billy the puppet #jigsaw #chucky #love wins!!!!

[hylianengineer]

Hey, fellow space nerds, NASA just released its own free, zero-ad streaming service with all kinds of space-themed documentaries - and a few about Earth, too.

#nasa #space #resources #free streaming #free movies #hylian rambles

[gorgynei]

is this not the coolest shit you've ever seen. why did practical effects ever fall out of fashion (answer: capitalism)

#from john francis daley's twitter #dnd honor among thieves #ramblings #dnd movie

[ohposhers]

My favorite thing is how lowkey uncomfortable Branch's brothers look when they find out Branch highkey replaced them with a new band/found family after they left LOLOL

JD and Clay being quick to crack incredibly forced jokes to cover up the awkwardness of the situation ooo And you KNOW the Kismet trolls probably think so fucking lowly of all of them too if Branch confided in them over everything that happened throughout the years rrrrr I think the brothers would definitely take personal issue with particular members too uh ohh the girls are fightingg

and they know they have no right to be mad cause they are the ones who walked out and never came back but they're gonna be bitter anyway <333 i love troll drama

#i do be rambling about trolls #me when i turn a cheesy scene from a childrens movie into angst #tfw you are replaced by a younger cooler version of yourself #trolls #trolls band together #branch trolls #floyd trolls #john dory trolls #bruce trolls #clay trolls #brozone #ablaze trolls #hype trolls #boom trolls #trickee trolls #so many tags urgg #my art #kismet trolls #kismet

[rjam9]

best decision in the fnaf movie was to make the cupcake the most blood thirsty animatronic of the entire gang. not even possessed or anything it’s just feral. Chica come get your fuckin dog

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #jam’s ramblings #someone pls make an edit w that audio to the scene where it’s biting Mike’s leg or smth

[tragedyposting]

Howl’s Moving Mojo Dojo Casa House

#howl’s moving castle #barbie movie #rebecca rambles

[purplepenguintime]

Thank you for finally giving them a happy ending 

#little teenage me was absolutely destroyed after that ending #I don’t think I could live through it again in animated form #nimona #nimona movie #graphic novel #comics #comic #my art stuff #animated movies #animation #nd stevenson #Ramblings #blue sky

[veritasrose]

I am begging, begging y’all to understand the difference between gore and body horror please.

Body horror is transformation/monstrous sort of things like a mouth where you shouldn’t have one or like, the shifting bones and whatnot in werewolf transformations. It is where something horrific is happening within the body itself.

It is not a bloody nose, cuts, wounds, injuries ect. That is gore. It is not scars, limb differences, or visual disabilities either.

For fuck’s sake please learn this stuff because the next time I see someone tagging a scarred or disabled character as “body horror” I am gonna lose it.

(Image ID courtesy of @consistantly-changing )

[Image ID: a section from doesthedogdie, a site that allows users to put common triggers on movies. The question is "Is there body horror?". There are 4 votes for Yes, and 0 votes for No. The text below, which elaborates where and what the trigger is, says "bloody head/nose and some cuts on a childs arm from her mum. also an infected rabbit bite on the protagonist".]

#also i really love body horror #so when i look for it and find generic slasher movies #or like people that look and move like me and my friends #that suuucks #ableism #horror #tagging #veritasrose rambles

[redlipstickandglitter]

i was thinking about how the only thing i didn't love in the full barbie trailer was ken in the real world hospital, telling a doctor that he should be able to do surgery because he's a man, and doesn't believe that's she's a doctor as a woman. it's very un-ken of him—ken was created exclusively to support barbie. he doesn't have a real job of his own! if anyone understands women having real jobs, it should be him.

so i was thinking there must be something else going on, like maybe traveling to the real world opens ken's eyes to the possibility of a patriarchy and men having more power (something that obviously doesn't exist in barbieland). then i read this quote from greta gerwig:

and i was like "hmm maybe barbieland is like the garden of eden and he gets tempted with the fruit of knowledge lol" and then i watched the trailer again and saw that at some point BARBIELAND becomes KENDOM:

and i'm putting some puzzle pieces together…obviously there's still much to be explored and i think greta gerwig is a genius so i'm sure there are even more layers than i think but i just wanted to put these thoughts down so i can refer back to them in july!

#this is just ramblings but i'm so excited for this movie i could scream so yes i am combing through the trailer for every detail i can find #barbie #barbie movie #barbie the movie #greta gerwig #barbie 2023

[oneweek]

modern media literacy is so cooked like what do you mean you gave saltburn a .5 star rating because it wasn’t the class consciousness film you wanted that’s not what the fucking movie is about… ‘they made it hard to keep rooting for him and identifying with him’ idk maybe don’t project onto every character in media you come across & then get scared when they act in a way you wouldn’t

#like not everything is superhero vs villian #not everything is defined as a good vs evil #morally grey characters exist and you guys just keep proving you cant handle them #like for the love of GOD!!!!!!! #watch the movie as it is and stop fucking trying to make everything something you want it to be #i could go on and on but #saltburn #rambles #random #movies

[beth-march]

I can’t stop thinking about how perfectly Barbie portrays girlhood and growing up… How you’re born in a perfect pink world, where you make the rules and get to prioritise whimsies and friendship and beauty, and then you notice something has changed, you discover that something is wrong with you, and you’re offered an illusion of choice, but even if you’d rather keep wearing your heels and go home and be safe and comfortable, you have to choose the Birkenstock, you have to leave your home, you have to grow up. So you’re thrust into this gritty, unfeeling world, where you’re scrutinised and suppressed, where you want to disappear into yourself, because everything is harsh and big and you are tiny and fragile and inadequate. And as overwhelming and impossible as it seems, you survive it. You find truth in the things you believed in when you were young, the inherent good in humanity, connection and love; your friends who look at you while you are crying, and tell you that they cannot imagine what it is that you do not like about yourself.

#belle rambles #barbie #barbie spoilers #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #barbie movie spoilers

[vampyre-lesbian]

deleting all my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in a saw trap)

#alice rambles #saw #saw 2004 #saw movies #saw franchise #chainshipping #shitpost #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon

[dontbelasagnax]

Just got home from the Barbie movie and wow.

I can't stop thinking about how beautifully the Barbie movie portrays that often times when men (speaking in very binary terms, apologies) are hurt and feel wronged they'll act out in ways that hurt people, may that be purposefully or inadvertently. And society enforces this. Meanwhile women, who are used to living in a hostile world, will often express and process their pains in ways that don't harm others.

But Ken never wanted to hurt anyone. He just was hurt and didn't know how to deal with it. He found the first thing that gave him an outlet and some inkling of comfort and latched onto it. And after Ken has had his supposed "villain arc", Barbie isn't mad at him. She lets him know it's okay to cry.

The villain was never Ken himself, it was the fact that society is built in a way that prevents men from having ways to safely process and regulate their emotions. A society that punishes men for crying and confiding in friends and wanting to be comforted.

The Barbie movie isn't anti men. It's a big fuck you to our society that is hellbent on keeping everyone in an eternal cycle of hurt.

#barbie #barbie spoilers #barbie movie #barbenheimer #lasagna rambles