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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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#ShootinDaBreeze #SDB on YouTube https://youtu.be/vgLpJ88QyGA Shootin Dabreeze W/Bill Bickersbee, Unc, Black Power Wayne, Tommy Boy and Billy Ray Billy Bickersbee announces that George Bush Sr. has died but the fellas don't care at all. Thank You and Share, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #MumboSauceForMayor #comedyvideos #funnyvideos #funnyposts #funnyashell #hilarious #worldstarhiphop #wshh #SNL #comedycentral #dmvcomedy #filmfestivals #comedians #acting #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #POTUS #blacklivesmatter #stoppolicebrutality #youtube #youtubers #instagramers #politics https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq7opmVBsYw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u2kxlyh66q2v

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of riders out and about enjoying this nice day, phat till def Green Line Honeys causing nasty old dudes to have lustful thoughts, tight fitting skinny jeans choking the hell out of innocent legs, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Ugg Boots in need of upliftment and prayer, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in confrontational riders who'd fight a baby for looking at them wrong, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look like they just smoked a case of jays, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of old head Aunts wearing shiny yaki helmets and pony tails, loud talking hood sexy honeys who are the TMZ of the hood, and mean mugging young skinny dudes who look like thugged out number ones, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of smart Trump supporters who know not to wear that bamma ass MAGA hat on the Green Line, and a 50% chance you over hear a raggedy hatin ass Beauty4U honey say "SHE AH BAMMA LIKE SHIT MOE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #MumboSauceForMayor #mumbosauce #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #gunzdowndc #DCLIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/BtbHjxwh-m9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10yk982wbs0y7

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of federal government employees who are very happy the shutdown is the hell over, mean mugging riders looking like they're mad at the world and everybody in it, seated young mothers yelling "DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!!!", almost record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of loud talkative riders who need a volume button installed on the side of their faces, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in groups of rookie fly girls arguing, #LoudPackReader detecting the heavy smells of loud at Southern Ave, Congress Heights, and Anacostia Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of tough looking chubby girls with their baseball caps turned to the back, raspy voice old head Aunts with a bad cigarette cough, and tight skinny jeans causing youngins to walk like fast walking penguin, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of mean mugging young fat girls whose Ugg Boots look like worn out Easter Bunny costume feet, and a 50% chance you see a roach crawling on the train while riders watching it pray the lil bastard does not crawl their way. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #BringBackRelishaRudd #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BtGY2LYh4DB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f9ob3nf0z5zc

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Join #MoMoLove alongside @fiyabone592 THIS Wednesday as we continue our #WackyWednesday series with the hilarious Joe Jackson Mayor of the Greenliine as our special guest. 📱the #free Ablazin Radio Pro app 💻 log onto www.ablazinradio.com ☎ 240-949-2289 to join the conversation and win tickets #communityvoices #beheard #saysomething #dancehallreggae #sillysaturday #funnydontstop #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB #MumboSauceForMayor #djfiyabone #Guyana #music #reggae #dancehall #comedy #standupcomedians #radioshows #comedians #media #mediapersonality #internetradio #DC #DMV https://www.instagram.com/p/BssofHehqUV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t9ah6dzfl84i

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of jive blown DCPS Students who wanted another snow day, concerned DC residents conversing about the violent start to 2019, observant riders watching their surroundings and bammas who seem like they trippin, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys who add the letters A and H to the end of every word said, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in dangling eyelashes that look like they're about to jump, #LoudPackReader detecting heavy smells of at Anacostia, Gallery Place, and Columbia Heights Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who will cuss you the hell out when they're in the wrong, loud talkative riders who ain't talking bout a got damn thing, and Ugg Boots suffering from she wear me to got damn much damage, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fat babies with a potato chip in one of their hands, and a 0% chance you are approached by a white woman selling t-shirts that read "Vanilla Latte City #Gentrification" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #BringBackRelishaRudd #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #dclife #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #Ward8 #beatyourfeet https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsp_TD9hIa_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g76tm2dp2ll5

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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#jokes #laughs #LOL #Comedy #comedians #Standupcomedians #shutdown2018 #trump #instagramers #facebookers #followme #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dmvcomedy #MayorOfTheGreenLine #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB https://www.instagram.com/p/BscL7aOBrVx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xd31k64ivt9v

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of mean mugging riders in dire need of a group hug, riders staring into their phones as if in a hypnotic state, fresh and raggedy Ugg Boots in different shapes, colors, and sizes, ten commandment breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys entering the train conversing about a so called "Bum Broad!!" that's fakin and hatin, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in yaki helmets that look like permed male adult Yorkie fur, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a whole rack of riders entering and exiting at LenPhant Plaza, and Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of youngins jonin and laughing loud, riders who refer to a group of young dudes as "Youngin and nem!!!", and standing riders whose facial expressions say "COME ON STOP WITCHO FUNKY ASS!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of white riders whose facial expressions say "WHY ARE ALL THESE GUYS KILLING MOE?!!!", and a 50% chance you see a young dude rolling a jay while his main man yells "HURRY UP MOE!!! OUR STOP BOUTA COME!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #MumboSauceForMayor #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser #WashingtonExpress https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTAznkhidp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nvsaty9jc89u

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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#ShootinDaBreeze #SDB W/Unc, Nephew, Black Power Wayne, and Billy Ray" on YouTube https://youtu.be/gQHNlFNSrME "Look Good Without It On Too!!!" Don't Just Like It Share It Thank You, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #FixUpIversonMall #MumboSauceForMayor #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #comedyvideos #comedyshows #funnyvideos #youtube #youtubers #facebook #facebookers #Instagram #instagramers #funnystories #talentmobchallenge #talentmob #worldstarhiphop #wshh #tvshows #stageplays #filmfestivals #movies #comedians #acting #actors https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJJZrWBB62/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1focvi1tvkodm

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of old school fly girls, hood sexy honeys, and Beauty4U honeys with baby hairs laying down like a sleeping baby taking a nap, tore up ass Ugg Boots suffering from AWWWWW GOT DAMN Damage, eclectic looking riders entering at Gallery Place and U Street/Cardoza Station, bamma ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of bamma ass old school brothers wearing boots that make you think "WHAT ARE THOSE BLICKEYS!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in ashy lips that will split if their owner laughs hard, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at all Green Line stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave that looks like it was involved in a real bad argument and fight, quiet riders dressed like they're on their way to see their boo, and plain looking white women wearing plaid coats entering and exiting quickly at Navy Yard Station, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of homeless riders whose spirits need to be lifted, and a 0% chance you see Iverson Mall Santa Claus smoking a jack at Naylor Road Station while occasionally yelling "COME ON BUS!!!! SHIT I'M ALREADY JIVE LATE MOE!!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #MumboSauceForMayor #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusiclives #TrayonWhite #Anacostia #Suitland #pgcounty https://www.instagram.com/p/BrsVqtJh2AA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lng3x3ejv373

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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#ShootinDaBreeze #SDB W/Unc, Nephew, Tommy Boy, and Black Power Wayne" on YouTube https://youtu.be/aV01n-0U0mA Unc is excited that Buju has been released from prison, and sings a piece of his favorite Buju song Thank You, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #MumboSauceForMayor #buju #bujubanton #dancehallreggae #reggaemusic #reggae #teamjamaica #comedyvideos #funnyvideos #dailylaughs #funnyashell #funnyposts #youtube #youtubers #comedians #acting #facebook #facebookers #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #funnystories #instagramers #worldstarhiphop #wshh https://www.instagram.com/p/BriUtVjB2gA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tirkt2c63bgx

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of riders who look like the cold just beat the politeness out of their asses, old school brothers entering the train saying "It's cold as sh@t out dat jont!!!", little kids with so much Vaseline on their faces you can smell it, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of smoked cigarette scented old head Aunts wearing scuffed up State Trooper Highway Patrol Boots, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in Helly Hansen youngins reciting lyrics from trap rappers they deem LIKE DAT!!!, #LoudPackReader detecting heavy smells of loud on riders who look higher than Cootie Brown, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of big ass fake eyelashes suffering heavy tear and blink damage, loud plus size hood sexy honeys whose Ugg Boots look like winter drop socks with rubber soles, and sneezing white women with mumbo sauce red faces, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of lightskin old school Aunts with lite mustaches who still occasionally party at the Panorama Room, and a 50% chance you see a super cool cigarette smoking old school player waiting on an A bus at Anacostia Station wearing a hooded waste length fur coat and Nike boots. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #MumboSauceForMayor #mumbosauce #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqw2-w-hXTL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=797l8gg8tmh7

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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#ShootinDaBreeze #SDB W/Unc, Black Power Wayne, Tommy Boy, and Billy Ray" on YouTube https://youtu.be/HiBzkuvfpl4 Unc had some bomb mumbo sauce, so bomb the taste made him want to start a Mumbo Sauce Movement. Share and Thank You, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #MumboSauceForMayor #mumbosauce #comedyvideos #funnyvideos #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #SEDC #NEDC #SWDC #NWDC #Anacostia #CongressHeights #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser #youtube #youtubers #CoffeeAndCrank #horaceanddickies https://www.instagram.com/p/BqufUsIBEbu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=104vk1m2j5qi0

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of disappointed die hard Caps fans, riders conversing about Joe "Freak Ah Deek" Biden running for President in 2020, riders snapping out of cell phone trances when their stop is called, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders who like the way Bun B handled them bammas who broke up in his jont, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in agressive wide bodied riders occupying two seats and wish you would say something about it, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on young grandmothers, deadbeat godparents, and white dudes who call reefer "POT!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of groups of Latino women speaking a rack of Spanish, tough talking youngins who have green ass gentrification transplants thinking they killed a dude named Moe, and hood sexy honeys who can detect a bamma before he/she enters the train, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of sneezing middle aged white dudes who need to cover their got damn mouths, and a 50% chance you hear a skinny jean youngin say "A Yung New Impresssionz was crankin like shit up U Street last night and I stamp that on God!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #MumboSauceForMayor #dcblackbroadway #dcliving https://www.instagram.com/p/BwrdumrB_t6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vt69ecsuy4wm

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of detachable hair do's that don't appear to be detachable, riders conversing about how happy they are that it's finally Friday, plus size honeys entering the train whose facial expressions say "Don't act like you don't see all this. NOW MOVE YOUR ASS OUT THE WAY!!!", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of disrespectful bammas referring to women they're mentioning in conversation as b@tches, and broads, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys conversing about persistent broke dudes always shooting their shots, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on slow talking seated youngins who occasionally laugh for no got damn reason, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of raspy voice old head Aunts who sound like they chew on lit cigarette butts, old head Uncs on their phones yelling "HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!!!", and cute fat kids with juice stains on their shirts and potato chip crumbs around their mouths, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of lunchin ass bammas lunchinlikahmug, and a 50% chance you are approached by a Green Line Salesman trying to sell you socks, earphones, work badge covers, body oils, shea butter, incense, packs of wifebeaters, baby wipes, soap and more. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #MumboSauceForMayor #mumbosauce #DC #Ward8 #gogomusic #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwb9lF_htkS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17oyvxpp18b8y

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Comedy Star LLC Presents #SillySaturdays #Saturday #March 16, 7pm @ The Comedy Lounge @ Quality Inn & Suites, 1 N 2nd St, Laurel Md 20707 Hosted by Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine Featuring Ashley Mayo, Henry Jonez, Crys-Styles, SpikeCutzUp and Tony Spoon Stewart Music By Jerone Jaytharealist Allison Tickets $20 in advance More @ the door (2 item minimum purchase) FOR TICKETS OR MORE INFO: www.ComedyStarLLC.com 301-379-5521 Sponsored By THE FEED-A- MILLION PROJECT #comedyshows #dmvevents #dcevents #laurelmd #bmorecomedy #dmvcomedy #dccomedyfest #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #funnypeople #funnycomedians #flyers #flyer #instagramers #MumboSauceForMayor #FixUpIversonMall #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB #BlackPeopleU4GotAbout #BPY4A https://www.instagram.com/p/BuH_e0uBA7E/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ty7q80s1zhqg

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joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog · 5 years

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Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of Monday Blues Sufferers whose facial expressions say "I don't see a got damn thing funny!!!", riders who love getting paid but can't stand their jobs and their wack ass coworkers, riders conversing about celebrities at the Grammys as if they personally know their bamma asses, real live close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of rookie Beauty4U honeys beating on their heads to stop dandruff from attacking their scalps, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in tough talking skinny jeans youngins who'd start screaming if sentenced to a day in DC Jail, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look ashy, stuck, and extra twisted, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave that needs to be rushed to the ER, wet looking eyebrows that look like black shoe polish was used to create them, and loud talking talkative bammas whose mouths should be arrested for talking to got damn much, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fake ass money getters counting 50 ones, and a 50% chance you over hear a hood sexy honey tell her hood sexy friend "Man dat bamma blew me like shit last night!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #DCLIFE #dcliving #soundsofthecity #gogomusiclives #realshit #MumboSauceForMayor https://www.instagram.com/p/Btvh6R_BYOK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16l6hxag0l21p

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