i used to pay for the peloton app on android to use with my cheapo bike but when i reinstalled to see if it would be worth it for my cheapo rowing maching i discovered that they put a THREE WORKOUT MONTHLY LIMIT unless you pay TWENTY FOUR DOLLARS for the super extra premium plan.
fuck that, obviously, so i think "well maybe i'll see about the new apple fitness thing". except it's apple so you can only install it on apple devices so i get my ipad mini and go to the app store where it tells me i can't install that app because it's not on the approved list of devices.