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existennialmemes · 9 months
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I only care about the Aliens, if they're DTF
Down
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Fix this crumbling planet
(and also fuck)
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jesusinstilettos · 9 months
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Y’all someone posted on my small, conservative town’s local Facebook page asking “what’s going on with the UFO’s? What do you think it’s about?” And I got a true glimpse into the evangelical psyche.
Out of 87 answers, the most common answer I saw was…
“Aliens and UFO’s are being talked about so the government will have a cover up story when the rapture happens and all the Christians suddenly disappear.”
God I love it here everyone is delulu nothing about that theory makes any god damn sense I can’t believe these people vote
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ilovejudestfrancis · 8 months
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The McMinnville UFO photographs, also known as the Trent UFO photos, were taken by a farming couple, Paul and Evelyn Trent near McMinnville, Oregon, United States on May 11, 1950. The photos were reprinted in Life magazine and in newspapers across the nation, and are often considered to be among the most famous photographs ever taken of a UFO.[1] Most UFO skeptics consider these photographs a hoax, although many ufologists continue to argue that the photos actually depict a genuine three dimensional unidentified flying object in the sky, so, what do you think?
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baronfulmen · 8 months
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No we aren't being visited by aliens
Guys please I am begging you to not get sucked into the conspiracy theory bullshit going around about UFOs and stuff. Please.
David Grusch's source is literally "trust me bro" and almost none of what he's said makes any sense if you think about it for a minute. This is like when that kid in elementary school says that their uncle works for Nintendo, it's just "yeah I know some people and they said that they found aliens and the aliens were also cowboys and they weren't allowed to take pictures and I can't say who they are and they didn't show me any proof but I heard they had cool cowboy boots".
We are dealing with Ralphie Wiggums here.
And then people want to make a big fucking deal out of some pilots seeing lights in the sky but literally every time we have a specific time and location it's just Starlink satellites. Okay not EVERY time, sometimes it's a mylar party balloon or something.
The universe is so, so big that it almost certainly contains some intelligent alien life. But there's zero evidence that any has ever visited Earth.
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sais-matters · 9 months
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Dude. Someone just went before Congress and admitted that not only do UAPs exist, but they are piloted by “non human biologics”. I feel like that fact should excuse me from having to wear a bra again. Like. Ever.
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izzy-ikigai · 9 months
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So let me get this straight, the only time any government supposedly had any sort of sighting or contact with an alien race that's advanced enough for space travel is
off the coast in regions where 100s of thousands of people would be just as able to see it as the ones who talked about it
and noone of the 100s of thousands of people in range to be able to see it saw anything
and noone of the 100s of thousands of people in range to be able to see it recorded anything
and noone of the 100s of thousands of people in range to be able to see it said anything
and no other country bragged about having had contact or picked up technology from aliens
all the while the framing of 'non-human biology' is suspiciously broad and would also not be lying under oath if they were talking about 1957's Russian kosmonaut dog "Laika"
literally any autonomous drone has a "non-human pilot"; heck, a Tesla with that 0.0.0.1 alpha version of the autopilot is a "UAP vehicle which is dangerous to humans and structures with a non-human pilot"
Grusch was fine spilling all of his tea to random international newspapers, but under oath the details suddenly became an issue of "national security"?
Idk y'all, something isn't adding up here.
Anyway, here's the "bell-shaped UAP containing spheres that carried non-human biology" in 1957:
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And this is the "non-human biology":
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lionsground · 8 months
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David Grusch: UFO Whistleblower or Hoax?
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vanprestonart · 9 months
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In honour of today's US house oversight committee hearing on UFOs, I shall "declassify" these "UFO files" :D
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constructbreakdown · 7 months
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I can suck my own asshole
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Made an original song for this one.
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bugf0lk · 9 months
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Call me crazy but something tells me these "whistleblowers" decided to unveil this information to the public during one of the worst years to live in if you're queer, trans, or a person of color for a reason but hey that's just me 🤷‍♂️
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existennialmemes · 9 months
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I will care about The Aliens™ once they start treating the oligarchs the way we treat invasive species when we find them.
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wheredidmyfacego · 9 months
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So I want to talk about the senate hearing today. I only just watched some highlights, but here's my thoughts anyway.
Actually, I just looked up who the people are who testified and that does temper some of my excitement. Still!
So this was an interview with some whistle blowers who supposedly have first hand knowledge of much of what's been going on in the background. Which really means, these are just some guys making claims. But apparently they're credible enough to get an 8 hour televised senate committee hearing, so I'm going to continue talking about this as though everything they said is true.
I think the most important piece of this is the timeline. Apparently government officials have had knowledge of non-human intelligence since the 30's. There has also been communication with these other lifeforms, not sure if that had a stated start date. Which follows that for at least the past almost 100 years, these lifeforms have been here but staying quiet and hidden. Most likely as some sort of agreement with the officials they've been in contact with.
One thing I thought was interesting was the reluctance to say "extra terrestrial". You could easily chock it up to a scientist not wanting to say without significant evidence, but maybe he has reason to suspect they are in fact terrestrial. With that idea, my mind goes to squids. Super intelligent deep sea squids who have been outpacing humans in technological development.
The other most likely scenario would be if they were from somewhere else in our solar system. The best candidate for that is Europa, the ice moon of Jupiter. Which, if they do have life, is most likely aquatic in nature which kind of still says squids.
The least likely scenario that still has some precedent behind it is that the beings are from Planet X. A "planet" which is as of yet unconfirmed to exist. This being true would lend a lot of credibility to the emerald tablets.
The final possibility is of course outside our solar system. That being true would completely change our understanding of the universe. It also is near impossible to say anything of merit about possible motives.
Here's what I think about those possibilities. I'm going to try to explain why they're here and hanging around as well as why they've agreed to keep quiet for so long. As far as why the human officials want to keep them hidden, the two obvious reasons are preventing public hysteria and getting special access to some limited resource. But really, humans are inherently irrational creatures and do stupid things pretty much constantly. Me included. Anyway.
First, Earth Squids. This is actually the easiest to explain. They also want to explore the universe. The crafts we are finding is them doing tests and trying to create a ship that can traverse outer space, and they're much closer than we are. They would rather not work with humans because we would slow them down and we're fighting all the time. That and our extremely different anatomies make it difficult to develop a craft we could share. That or they don't want to be nuked.
Next up I'll bring up the Anunnaki. Because, again, if that's real, then The Emerald Tablets are very likely to have a good amount of truth to them. They would probably be here with their tail between their legs a bit given the massive failures depicted. Scoping things out and trying to make things better all this time later. They wouldn't want to get too involved for fear of re-fucking things up. It would also make sense with the timeline because they apparently live 100s of Earth years.
The Europan Space Squids are probably the most difficult to theorize on. It would make sense to want to explore the only other place in the solar system with life on it. There are many little reasons to keep quiet, nothing big enough to be obvious enough to state here, at least for what I can think of. Though, if they are actually squids, that changes things significantly. They could not care about humans and being putting their efforts into connecting and possibly rescuing their brethren in the oceans. Or maybe Earth squids are actually from Europa and have been here doing research. It also brings up a less accurate version of the emerald tablets with all that entails.
Those possibilities all have some degree of not fully being extra terrestrial. If they are truly foreign to our planet, the only explanation that really fits is that they're researching. That could mean in a Star Trek scientific way of just wanting to gather knowledge. Or it could be in a opposition way to determine the most efficient method of eradication. This also applies if the Europans are not squids.
Those are my ideas based on what I heard said today. Purely conjecture from a layman. I don't even know how much I believe in any of this, but it's great fun to think about. This is still the most official thing we've seen regarding the existence of non-human intelligent life. I'd love to see it, and now I see a possibility of it in my lifetime. I won't respond quickly but please let me know what you think. Especially if you're not human.
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drone182 · 9 months
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sais-matters · 9 months
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Also, I’d like to point out that the government basically announced that aliens are real and pretty much no one cared. So, if any Turtles of the Mutant Ninja variety happen to be watching, it’s prolly safe to come out now. I’ll be waiting. With pizza.🍕🐢🐢🐢🐢❤️👰🏻‍♀️💐
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space-snake · 9 months
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I want to know what people from other countries are thinking about the ufo hearing
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