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hello-from-the-night-archives · 5 months

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hello from the hallowoods dashboard simulator

😈 valerie-meme-stone

I'm not ready for my spotify wrapped to just be stonemaiden. like i get it spotify i know i'm gay

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Unfriendly reminder not to sign up for a Dreaming Box subscription! The Botulus Corporation is not to be trusted! Here's an article explaining the language in their contract and why it's concerning! In addtion, they use AI generated images in the Prime Dream, which we should all know by now is unethical.

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🥗 bisexualranchdressing Follow

dang this is crazy. i thought wildfire smoke was bad but what the fuck is this????

🌅 nerdy-tragedy-theorist Follow

well according to color theory

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never mind i've got nothing

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⚡ evil-electrician Follow

friendly reminder to stop spreading misinformation about the black water! people are saying that it brings people and animals back to life but that's not exactly true! although their body may be back, they're not the same person and they will likely become violent and dangerous. please stay inside and be really careful what you and your pets eat or drink.

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fuck you op i'm keeping my undead cat

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good luck keeping your fingers

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eccentricelina-deactivated04232030

i must not go to sleep in the lake today. afternoon nap is the mind killer

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mmmmmm cozy

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where is my skin

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going back to sleep honk shoooooo

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🌮 mysteriously-crafty-nacho Follow

reblog this post to go north with the person you reblogged this from

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The Botulus Corporation is with you during this difficult time. Join our happy dreaming family where you and your loved ones will be safe from the rain. Tumblr users get 30% off on a Dreaming Box subscription!

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🌿 shiny-wolf-tragedy Follow

it fucken rainny

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love that they'll be a literal apocalyse and tumblr users will just make memes. never change tumblr

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👁️‍🗨️ the-magnus-brotocol

choosing between the irl amazing digital circus or probably fucking dying was not on my 2030 bingo card but okay

👁️‍🗨️ the-magnus-brotocol

at this point i just gotta expect that if the year is divisible by 10 then something terrible will happen

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🐺 werewolves-are-hot

hey do you think i can get a real werewolf boyfriend now that monsters are real

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any cute werewolf boyfriends in this part of the woods

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🌷 pleasant-arcade-land

oh man it's been a couple months since I last updated this fanfic huh! so I just drank some black water by accident and now I have a few extra fingers, and honestly that took some getting used to, but it's actually pretty convenient now and is really helpign me get more words in lol im still here writing homestuck fanfic in 2030 hehehehehe anyway new chapter here

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so, it looks like tumblr might be dying soon due to, well, *gestures wildly.* You'll have to kill me before I join Twitter now that the Botulus Corporation bought it (and no, I am not calling it B, that is just stupid) so if you want to hear from me you will simply need to look out for passenger pigeons. in the meantime, ill be here until tumblr straight up dies and i have a crying session about it

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we do not grieve ice when it melts, or celebrate the sapling when it rises from the soil. they just are. life and death and rebirth are one constant state. and without change, there would be nothing to watch

⚔️ sword-lesbian-enthusiast

add that to the list of banger quotes from tumblr memes

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#my post #hfth #hfthw #hello from the hallowoods #unreality #fake post #hfth spoilers

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small-sinclair · 3 months

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More Band!Au Sinclair HCs that no one asked for:

Au belongs to: @arkunder

Bo and Lester had a drinking contest on stage. Vincent was so disappointed.

They play rock-paper-scissors if one of them has to do an interview.

Ask Vincent about his hidden goldfish snacks! He has them hidden everywhere. He’ll just pull a little bag out of nowhere sometimes.

Bo is, indeed, in therapy. Not for drinking but for mental health.

They once live streamed Bo and Vincent playing chess for a charity event. They are both really good at playing.

Lester went off stage for a moment and came back with nachos. He didn’t play the drums for a set, so the twins did the heavy lifting.

The three brothers had the world’s hottest soup to see who can eat more. No one was surprised when Lester won.

They actually love playing catch! They have baseball gloves and a ball they bring. Before a show, they play catch and chill.

Vincent has a base that looks like a mermaid tail.

They went to a nursing home and played for an elder fan. She was 97 year old and loved heavy metal music. She died a few days after later. In honor of her, Vickey wrote a song and named it after her: “Lilith”.

One time, someone passed a fiddle to the stage and Bo took it. He opened up the case and started tearing into it. The crowd went nuts.

They have sibling tattoos. Bo has a sun, Vincent has a moon, and Lester has a star. It’s on their back.

Bo once sung in French during a song out of boredom. The girls and the gays went nuts.

Vincent likes smoking lavender cigarettes.

A kid placed a flower crown on Lester’s head. He nearly cried.

During a meet and greet at a convention, Bo held a crying baby and calmed them down to let the staff member take a little break.

Whenever they go to award shows, Bo wears his black suit and tie; Vincent wears a three piece suit with a Vincent von Gough themed tie; and Lester is in his finest blue jeans, shiny cowboy boots, a nice plaid, and wears his Luisiana belt buckle.

During an outside show, Lester came on stage with an opossum in his arms. Where did it come from? No one knows.

Whenever Vincent goes out to do charity work and Bo comes with him, the twins like to have fun! They’ll color and play with the kids, let them draw on their arms, and put things in their hair. At the end of the day, they do a group photo with everyone they spent time with and hang the photo in the bus. Vincent puts one in his base case.

Bo has an emotional support stuffie named Snuffles. It’s an alligator.

Vincent stopped the show and hopped off stage. Someone brought their cat and he wanted to pet it.

Speaking of cats, whenever they do an outdoor show, Vincent found a kitten stuck in the sound system under the stage. He crawled under the stage and brought them out. Shes named Soundwave and is loved by Jonesy and the fans.

Bo loves playing the piano before the show starts. He’ll come out in his heavy metal outfit and sits next to the keyboard and play classical music like Mozart.

On Saturdays during the summer, they take the day to go to farmer markets and pop-up sales in the little towns by the city. They wear ‘disguises’ when they go. Some people are able to figure them out, some don’t.

When Louisiana flooded, the boys went back home and helped cleaned up the town (I’m assuming Ambrose is still an alive town). Bo helps rebuild houses and sheds, Lester helps cleaning the mud and the muck along with returning any loose critters to the DNR for recovery, and Vincent cooks d and pass out food at a crisis center. If they have to, they’ll give blood.

SIDE NOTE:

Whenever they go home to Ambrose, everyone treats them normal as if they’re not famous. It gives them some space to breathe.

They don’t stay for too long, maybe a weekend or a week. If they stay longer, Bo is down at the garage, Vincent is in the art and hobby store, and Lester cleans up the roads and road kill. They also take this time to help their next door neighbor, Mr. and Mrs. Lane. They’re like grandparents to them.

They live in their own house while Trudy and their father are in the house from the movie. Because Trudy doesn’t approve of them doing this, she doesn’t visit them, and Victor ignores them.

#house of wax #house of wax 2005 #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #lester sinclair #house of wax (2005)#house of wax fanfiction #house of wax fanfic #sinclair band!au #slasher band!au #slasher band au #bo sinclair house of wax #vincent sinclair imagine #lester sinclair imagine #bo sinclair imagine #vincent sinclair house of wax #lester sinclair house of wax #slasher au #house of wax headcanons

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clovesmokeanddecaff · 2 months

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Hackney's Best Vegan Cafe is seeking support

The Black Cat cafe in Clapton is currently running a GFM to help it switch from being very much a labour of love run by Carla and Nacho into a sustainable community resource.

The Black Cat is not just a cafe - it's an activism space and hosts events pretty much every evening for local groups. It's where I've met many of my most amazing friends, and it is a real community hub for activists, punks, artists, solidarity groups and hobby sessions.

But like, it *is* a cafe, and a great one at that. Delicious vegan food, massive portions, and it's vegan because the people who run it care about animal rights. This isn't a clean eating, instagram-ready-smoothies vegan cafe, this is a "we support hunt sabs" vegan cafe. https://gofund.me/4fac512e

#Black Cat Hackney #Vegan businesses #Look they're my local and I love them #They're not great at social media #so I'm sharing this in the hope that #idk #somewhere on Tumblr a mysterious vegan billionaire sees this and decides to chip in?

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idiotanonfrz · 5 days

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-Idiot anon -Psycho anon (Personal favorite along side Nacho) -Nacho anon (who might be Dustsansm1 but probably not) -Fortnite anon (Who spawned recently) -Ram anon -Fish anon/𓆟 Anon -Amogus anon -Guess who anon (Who no one can figure out but they enjoy taunting) -Police anon (FIGHT ME FOOL) -Pasta anon -The Horror Muncher Anon 💜✨ -spaghetti anon 🍝 (Probably pasta anon) -THE BORING ANONS WHO DONT BOTHER TO GIVE THEMSELVES NAMES -Multiverse Anon, the one who needs to go to sleep -100%notanevilanon -simp anon -party anon -gremlin anon -orange anon -Black cat anon -Cat Anon -charred banana anon -Tortoise Anon -Security footage at baked anon's dating show i guess? -★ anon -POTATO ANON. -💥 anon -bugger anon -yellow anon -cube anon -News anon -Sky anon (An old fav who mysteriously vanished *glares at Misu*) -Stick anon -Arsenon (Cuz I don't swear) -boiled anon. -peeps anon

#P1 of swift mitsus anon list #Swiftmitsu #swift mitsu #swiftmisu #idiot anon makes a list #Idiotanon #idiot anon #The anon list p1

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somethin-stupid-67 · 1 year

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more BCS headcanons, but this time I wrote them in the time between taking a melatonin and falling asleep

Kim has a butterfly tattoo. It’s quite small and discreet enough that hardly anyone knows she actually has a tattoo in the first place. Possibly regrets it now, but again it’s small and hidden from most so maybe not? May be in her favorite color/black and white but she definitely got the tattoo during her early college years and you can’t convince me otherwise.

After a particularly heated shouting match with Chuck at HHM, Jimmy all but sprinted down the stairs to leave the building only to trip, miss the last several stairs, and wipe out on the ground floor (the lobby was packed). He only ended up with a few bruises, but the sheer embarrassment of the situation was enough to keep him away from the office for well over a month.

Nacho’s girlfriends have definitely painted his nails and he almost always “forgets” to take off the polish before business with the cartel (they always pick such nice colors and he can't bring himself to wipe it off). No one ever makes fun of him for it but no one compliments him, either.

Lalo is a Modelo man through and through. There is not a single other beer he will drink, and he’s tried plenty of them. One sip of Corona (despite being a product related to Modelo) and he spit it out immediately. While at a restaurant, the waiter offered him a Bud Light with lime as their take on Mexican beer, to which Lalo only laughed and opted for water.

Said waiter hasn’t been seen in months, but Lalo swears it was because of more than just the beer, writing it off as something about “bad tableside manners.”

Pairing with his love of being out in nature, Howard is an unapologetic animal lover. He’ll strike up conversations with dog walkers on the street just for a chance to pet their dogs and has been known to greet any stray cat in downtown Albuquerque that’ll let him. There are a number of bird feeders and bat houses are scattered around his yard and, more than once, he’s picked nuts and seeds from a bag of trail mix for the squirrels that linger around HHM to prevent them from getting sick from eating old sandwiches or salads out of the trash cans.

#better call saul #bcs #bcs headcanons #better call saul headcanons #headcanons #I was half asleep when I wrote these #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #lalo salamanca #nacho varga #howard hamlin #I love better call saul I wish lawyers were real #these five are ruining my life

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facelessoldgargoyle · 2 years

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the neighbor has two cats that we see outside sometimes and we named one Nacho because it’s a black cat that looks like Katchka with longer fur, and it went Katchka -> Not-chka -> Nacho.

We named the other one Methylphenidate because my wife is insane.

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ateezivy · 1 year

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ivy's best friends

somi !

˗ˏˋ contact name. somi girl 🫶🏻 ; ollie bby 🥰

˗ˏˋ nicknames. somsom, somini, soomi ; ollie, livvy, livia o

……❪ these two were together through literally everything. from jyp trainees, to ioi members, to leaving jyp, they've seen it all. the two of them still have a very strong and healthy friendship, they're practically a married couple at this point let's be real. they are the founders and ceo's of 01' line, they recruited everyone. ❫

……❪ they support each other for everything, if you tell ivy that something was wrong with somi she would drop everything and rush to her before you can even finish your sentence. and somi would do the same. they've been through so much together that it's nearly impossible for them to not be so close. they were both extremely young going into produce and ioi, that stress of being an idol at such a young age bonded them for life. ❫

……❪ they have a very funny relationship, they flirt a lot but in the friendship kind of way. where it's like you confuse everyone around you but you're cracking up about it. they also do so much together, they schedule dates at least two months in advanced because of their idol schedules. and then once they are together you can't separate them. they're poor managers. ❫

libby !

˗ˏˋ contact name. ellie bby 💜 ; poison ivy 🩷

˗ˏˋ nicknames. libs, ellie, elle, macbeth ; livvy baby, liv, chu, olive oil

……❪ the two were trainees at jyp together for a short period of time. and during that time, chan practically pushed them to talk together. the two bonded over their love and training for professional dance and their lives. they are kind of known as 'introverted chaos' by their members and fans. they can be yelling and goofing off one moments, but they need someone else to order their food ❫

……❪ libby is the type of person to be rational, she thinks from her brain more than her heart. and ivy... is the opposite. to put it short, libby - 'let's think about this...' ivy - 'fuck it we ball.' but even though libby likes to think rationally, she would do anything for/with olivia. they are the kind of friends to kill for each other, and god if you insult one or the other... if a glarealone could kill you'd be dead in two seconds. ❫

……❪ forget the black cat and golden retriever duo, they are both golden retrievers. it’s like dumb and dumber. whenever they’re together it’s like 2 year olds on a play date. but they can both be kinda snarky. though it’s rare, they can both be seen with rbf’s, until they turn to look at each other and bust out laughing. just pray for their leaders and move on, you don’t wanna be caught in the tornado. ❫

conan !

˗ˏˋ contact name. conan😎 ; ivy😎

˗ˏˋ nicknames. cone, conie ; iv, liv

……❪ these two met thanks to their fans. conan found a video of her covering his song because fans flooded his comments asking him to watch it. when he heard her singing he became a fan so fast, not even knowing that she was a fan herself. he immediately found a way to reach out to her the two eventually got to meet in 2022 backstage of ateez's concert. ❫

……❪ conan will do anything for ivy. there's so many videos of him standing up for not only her but all of ateez. he honestly gets so upset when people hate on his friends, and he knows it's something that comes with their livelihood, but it sucks. ivy has expressed her gratitude toward conan and is constantly talking about him. ❫

……❪ they are so fun together. the amount of pictures and videos of their facetime calls makes fans so happy, their interactions together are amazing. the two of them bonded fairly quickly due to their similarities within their childhood and now adulthood as well. they are always joking with each other and even have inside jokes that confuses their fans. ❫

bangchan !

˗ˏˋ contact name. skz father ; olivia min

˗ˏˋ nicknames. christy, christmas, nacho ; olive branch, liv,

……❪ met at jyp and he really became like a mentor to her. he helped her and supported her through everything, and even told her to leave jyp if it felt right to her. he made sure she didn’t listen to anytime but herself and made sure she was protected in the industry for as long as he could. fans didn’t know how close the two were until they showed up on kingdom and both mentioned their love for each other as brother and sister ❫

……❪ he would do anything for her honestly. she sucked at making friends back then because she was so shy, so when it came to making friends he pushed her to talk to the now itzy members, somi, libby, his members, hell even actual idols like twice and got7. he didn’t care if jyp didn’t want her socializing too much, chan wanted olivia to have friends! ❫

……❪ he was and kind of still is extremely protective over her. it’s easily seen that he really cares for every person around him and ivy is of no exception. aside from the seriousness of the friendship, ivy isn’t scared to tease him. ❫

olivia !

˗ˏˋ contact name. chanel #2 ; chanel #1

˗ˏˋ nicknames. olive, liv ; ivy, olive

……❪ same names, same energy... kinda. okay so conan introduced them, because he thought it was cool that two of his besties have the same name. they soon became really close after meeting in LA for the first time. something between them instantly clicked and they became the talk of their fandoms. a lot of olivia's fans didn't even listen to kpop before they met, and now they support and some even stan ateez because of their relationship. and same with atiny as well ❫

……❪ these two are the type of friends to go on shopping trips, try new foods, go to museums. really anything new and exciting while still being seemingly classy yet chaotic of them. they will often find themselves spening more time spilling tea to each other than anything though. when minvy officially announced their relationship, there were pictures of the two olivia's spilling tea about it over some coffee in LA. ❫

……❪ ivy sees a lot of people being mean to olivia, and she does not like it at all. she's quick to defend ing olivia's name and brand. and olivia is the exact same for ivy. they both care about each other so much and always have so much fun together as a duo. ❫

taglist: @atolua @skzfairies @itzy-eve @cixrosie @stopeatread @alixnsuperstxr @smh-anon @txt-yaomi @starmaniic

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catfindr · 1 year

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#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #food mention #nacho #solid black #dc #district of columbia

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xandriagreat · 8 months

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Modern Nimona

Chapter 8: The Meetup

First chapter | Last chapter | Next chapter

Notice/warnings: fight, nightmare, food mentioned

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It was movie night and the three were watching a scary zombie movie.

“Zombies are immortal, eternal beings. There’s no way to kill them.” the main man on the tv said, holding his woman counterpart. “But what if they come for us?” the woman on the tv asked in worry.

Then there were zombie sounds from the zombies walking over to them.

Meredith got the last piece of pizza while Ballister got himself a drink from the fridge.

"I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I actually feel bad for the zombies." Ballister said, admitting it as he sipped his drink. "Yeah, agree." Meredith said, taking a bite of her pizza. "It's like discrimination in our city. Right, Nimora?"

The grownups noticed Nimora already asleep on the couch, snoring softly.

Ballister chuckled softly as he went to the couch.

Meredith went to the lab to get her transition for her clothes for her Genderqueer identity while Ballister was about to tuck Nimona in with a blanket.

Then Nimona started shapeshifting in her sleep. First it was a wolf, then a cat, and then a little girl of herself. "No... no…" Nimona whimpers in her sleep.

"Hey, hey." Ballister reassured her in a soft voice, putting the blanket over Nimona as she shapeshifted back to her teen self. "It's ok. We're safe. You’re safe. You’re home."

"No one will hurt you." Meredith said, who just got back from the lab, rubbing Nimora's head.

“Home? I like it here.” Nimona said, sleepy with a smile as she curled up in the blanket. “Let’s live here forever…” Then she fell to sleep, snoring softly again.

Meredith and Ballister went to check on the computer, realizing there was an unread message from Ambrosius.

Ballister clicked on the message to see it.

Ambrosius: Nachos.

It was a signal that they needed to talk about something serious.

They looked at each other and then looked at Nimona. "If it involves Nimona, we leave immediately." Meredith said to Ballister, looking at him.

Ballister nodded as he got up and got their jackets.

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Ambrosius was wearing his light gray hooded jacket with his hood up, not wanting to be recognized.

Ballister and Meredith got to the bar, Meredith still had her invisibility coat while Ballister had his black hooded jacket with his hood up.

"You got 30 seconds." Ballister growled low when they sat down.

“30 seconds?” Ambrosius asked in shock.

“That’s a lot more than you gave us.” Meredith hissed, almost surprising Ambrosius.

“Look, I’m here to save both of you.” Ambrosius said quietly, looking at both of them and then nodded at Ballister. “Especially you, Bal.”

Ballister was taken back by that but he stood his ground with Meredith.

Then a waiter walked over to the table, notebook and pen ready to take the order, and asked, “Hey, are you ready to order-?”

“Nachos!” Ambrosius and Ballister said together angrily to the waiter.

“Please.” Ambrosius added with a calm voice.

“Ok.” The waiter said as they wrote it down and left.

“And hold the olives!” Ballister said to the waiter before looking back at Ambrosius. “He’s allergic.” Ballister and Meredith said at the same time. They both looked at Ambrosius, who looked worried.

"What do you want, Ambrosius?" Meredith asked, their arms crossed. "If it's anything about us, stay out of it."

“Bal, Mere…” Ambrosius started, getting a familiar ring box out. “I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t important.”

Meredith notices the ring box. "You mean something else…right?" she asked, looking at the new director. "We're waiting."

“Right.” Ambrosius started, taking in a breath. "There's something I need to tell both of you."

But before Ambrosius could say more, they heard someone at the bar ordered, "Hey, turn that up!"

The three had their attention looking at the tv, which showed Mayor Yvonne with the clip of her confessing.

"Citizens, that is not me in the recording. I know it looks like me and sounds like me, but it is not me. That was the monster working with the real mayor killer, Ballister. They are trying to trick you."

It begins the show footage of the fight that happened earlier weeks ago of Nimona shapeshifting into her little girl self.

"That’s a lie." Meredith breathed, their eyes wide.

"We are under attack by something that can take any form." Yvonne continues on the screen. "It could be anyone. Your spouse, your child, your best friend, the person sitting next to you. None of us are safe so long as the villain and that monster are still out there."

The whole bar began looking at each other as if they were strangers or enemies and some even left their seats to be away from the person they were sitting next to.

"The mayor is lying!" Meredith hissed, looking at the news. "She’s twisting everything."

Ballister nodded and looked at Ambrosius, who looked at the tv worriedly. "Ambrosius, I'm not the villain." Ballister said, sounding desperate as he got Ambrosius’ attention.

"I know." Ambrosius said, reassuring in his voice. "I know. I believe you." Then he puts a hand on Ballister’s metal hand. “I’m so sorry for everything.” Ambrosius said, sounding sad. “For your arm…”

Ballister gently squeezed his hand before letting it go while Meredith did not look at him.

"That doesn't excuse the way that you've been brainwashed for years by the mayor and your parents." Meredith said, her voice breaking. " We were friends from the start, but after graduation… You have been promoted as the director while we're in hiding for the last ten years. "

Before Ambrosius could say anything, Meredith said to Ballister, "Let's just go. This was a mistake."

Meredith and Ballister got up and left the bar. Ambrosius got up as he put the ring box back in his bag, and ran after them in the alleyway.

“Bal! Mere! Stop!” he yelled as he caught up and grabbed both of their wrists. "Let us go!" Meredith said, getting their anger into control before slapping him. "We had enough, Mr. Goldlion!"

Ambrosius let go of their wrists and rubbed where Meredith slapped him. Before Meredith and Ballister turn to leave, Ambrosius gets something from his bag and calls out to them, "Just look what I found out about your sidekick!"

Ballister and Meredith stopped and looked at Ambrosius pulling two things from his bag and gave it to them.

Ballister and Meredith looked at what Ambrosius handed them.

It was a newspaper and a scroll.

The scroll was of the monster that Glorth fought against while the newspaper article was about a lab rat that escaped the Institute’s lab.

“The mayor had found these earlier,” Ambrosius explained, looking at the newspaper and scroll. “I was in shock… I’m still shocked by these.”

Meredith and Ballister looked at Ambrosius, one not believing it and the other confused.

“Why are you telling us this?” Ballister asked confusedly but wanted to know more even though it felt like the conversation was leading up to a fight soon.

“I know that this might sound crazy,” Ambrosius started, looking at the both of them, “But I think that your sidekick is either the beast itself or a descendant of it that was taken to be tested at the Institute.”

Ballister and Meredith looked at the newspaper and scroll before looking back at Ambrosius as he explained, “It makes sense, doesn’t it?”

Ballister started to connect the dots after thinking about it while Meredith shook her head. "I-I don't believe you." Meredith said, kicked Ambrosius’ leg.

Ambrosius exclaimed in pain and held his leg. "The evidence is here." he hissed, pointing at the newspaper and scroll while rubbing his leg in pain.

Meredith growled in anger at him.

Then the next thing that the three knew was that Meredith jumped and started to fight Ambrosius.

They hit each other as they rolled on the ground of dirt and broken glass.

They continued to fight until Ballister came in to stop it before it got out of control. "That's enough!" Ballister yelled, getting Meredith off of Ambrosius.

Ballister panted angrily as he put the two items in his big hoodie pocket and looked at the both of them while both looked at him in shock.

Then Meredith gasped, clenching her stomach. Ballister and Ambrosius looked at her, to see what’s wrong. There was a nasty scar on Meredith's stomach.

“Mere!” Ballister gasped as he held her up.

“We need to get me home.” Meredith gasped, still clenching their stomach. Ballister nodded and they started to go home as Ambrosius got up from the ground.

“Bal-” Ambrosius started, grabbing his arm to stop him from leaving.

“Why do you care?!” Ballister yelled at him, trying to get his arm out of his grip. "Do you even care?!"

Ambrosius was taken back a bit. “Because I still love you…” Ambrosius said, letting go of Ballister. “And I understand if you no longer love me…”

Ballister looked at Ambrosius like he was serious but snapped out of it when Meredith, still clutching her scar, said, "Come on, let's go."

Ballister nodded and they went back home, leaving Ambrosius alone.

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As they made it back home, they looked at a still sleeping Nimona on the couch.

"Come on, let's not wake her up." Meredith said, quietly. Ballister nodded and they quietly went to the sick room.

Ballister got the healing potion and first aid kit after putting Meredith on the bed. Meredith was still clenching her scar when he came over to her.

“Here we go. Here we go.” Ballister breathed, trying to stay calm as he put the stuff on the hospital table. He got the kit opened and treated the wound after getting some of the extra glass out.

"Thanks." Meredith said weakly. "I appreciate it"

Ballister nodded as he put bandages over it before he got the healing potion and gave it to Meredith.

“Ugh…” Meredith grunted in disgust after drinking it. “I should give it a different taste for when hurt people are awake.”

"You should take some rest." Ballister suggested, rubbing their shoulder. “You need it.”

Meredith nodded, letting her head rest on the pillow and slowly fell asleep as Ballister put the blanket over her.

Ballister went to put the scroll and the article in a drawer when he went to his room. He sighed as he thought about what happened in the alleyway.

☆Meanwhile at the hospital☆

The doctors checked each officer from the attack when Ambrosius came in to check on them.

Ambrosius had some bruises and a bloody nose from the fight.

"Any luck, doctor? " A male nurse asked a female doctor. “They’ll pull through.” the female doctor answered, looking up from her clipboard.

Ambrosius looked at every officers as the other nurses begin checking every single officer of the current conditions.

"Is there any effect from the last couple weeks?" Ambrosius asked a nearby nurse which wasn’t busy.

The nurse looked up at him and said, “Well, some still are in shock from that shock bomb but they’ll be ok. As for the ones from the mayor's office, they’re doing ok as well.”

Ambrosius hummed and nodded. “That’s good.”

“Do you want me to get you an ice pack?” The nurse asked, pointing at her face as like a referice. “For your face?”

“No, but thank you.” Ambrosius said, shaking his head a bit.

The nurse hummed and nodded. But before she left to check on other patients, she handed him a napkin. “It’s for your bloody nose.” she said to him before she left.

Ambrosius nodded to her as if to say “thank you” and started to use the napkin to take care and clean up his bloody nose.

When he was done taking care of his bloody nose, the news popped up on the tv screen about the same thing from the bar.

This led Ambrosius to think about what he did earlier that night at the bar as he looked at the screen. ‘Is it my fault?’ he thought, hugging himself.

#modern Nimona #modern Nimona AU #nimona au #Nimona fic #Nimona #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #meredith blitzmeyer #ambrosius goldenloin #the director

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In which Nacho compares Lalo to a jungle cat that wants to devour him 🖤

Also tagging @girldadlalo , @jugem13, @sword-day, @lady-writes-flanagan and @lady-telford

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The thought of cutting Lalo's throat and being done with this whole affair had crossed Nacho's mind more than once.

It was easier said than done when Lalo was looking at him like that.

Lalo was always looking at him like that: Like he found Nacho amusing, like Nacho was a piece of meat, like Nacho had some sort of value. Nacho knew better.

They were on the road, as they often were, the engine of the Javelin rumbling beneath them. The radio was playing softly, Juan Gabriel's voice full of longing as he sang Querida. Lalo, Nacho had learned, had incredible luck with choosing radio stations. He always seemed to find the one that would play the best songs to get Nacho lost in his own mind. Por lo que quieras tú más ven, Juan Gabriel was cooing, Más compasión de mí tú ten.

The sun had long since set, leaving the sky black and ablaze with stars. The moon was a sliver of platinum, thin as a blade. It reminded Nacho of Lalo's smile, of the cat-like thing that was focused on him right this very moment. It felt predatory, like Lalo was some frightening jungle cat and Nacho was a tiny mouse trying to hide under a fallen banana leaf.

It was a thrill he wasn't ready to address, and he gripped the steering wheel tighter, doing his best to keep his eyes on the road. His nails pressed into the leather of the steering wheel cover, pressing into the crescent-shaped divots he had been digging into it every time he was relegated to chauffeur duty.

Mira mi soledad, the song continued, Que no me sienta nada bien.

Nacho tried to ignore that, too. His chest hurt. Exhaustion, probably.

Lalo was turned sideways in his seat, talking animatedly about something, gesticulating wildly as he did, as he always did. He talked with his hands a lot. Nacho tried not to think about his hands.

He tried not to think about Lalo at all, if he could help it. He hated Lalo. He hated all the Salamancas. It was harder to hate someone when they were constantly around, though, always chattering away and grinning that Cheshire smile and purring about his plans. The only thing he didn't do was touch, and Nacho hated him for that, too.

The thought of Lalo's strong, calloused hands around his neck had crossed his mind once or twice. They weren't always around his neck, though. He tried not to think about that, either.

"Ignacio?" Hearing his name in Lalo's low, jaguar-purr of a voice sent a shiver of want skittering its way down Nacho's spine. It always did. His knuckles were white as he squeezed the steering wheel, his chewed-down fingernails cutting through the leather cover. "You listening to me, man?"

He wasn't, and he said, "No."

Lalo's eyes lit up when another car passed them. They glittered like chips of obsidian. There was something deeply unnerving about Lalo's eyes. They weren't the gold of a wildcat's eyes, and that felt wrong, somehow. They were bottomless black pits that would suck you down deep and spit out the bones.

Nacho looked away, trying and failing to ignore the heat that built low in his belly when Lalo looked at him that way. It happened more often than he'd like to admit, and he shifted uncomfortably in his seat, keenly aware of Lalo watching him.

"Getting kinda mouthy here lately, huh?" Lalo didn't seemed bothered by it; He seemed amused. He was always amused. Life was a joke to him. It irritated Nacho to no end. "These your true colors, Nachito?"

Were they? Nacho wasn't sure. Lalo brought out the worst in him.

Lalo didn't seem to mind it. He reveled in it. Was he trying to break him?

It was working.

#lacho #nacho varga #ignacio varga #lalo salamanca #better call saul #bcs #my bcs

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