#no but fr they're so goofy

[wolfram-petanu]

love it when my neighbors drop a cartoon sized blulder on the floor that makes the whole block shake before they yell obscenities at eachother as loud as they san

#KURWA MAĆ JAPIERDOLE!!! #no but fr they're so goofy #like wtf are you doing man why are you screaming #wtf was that thud man it sounded like your floor boke from the impact god damn #it's so funny cus I'll hear her raise her voice #but won't hear what she's saying. and then all i understand is a juicy #hope they're okay btw LMAO

[clouvu]

Back at it again with my delusions

#genshin impact #arledrone #arlecchino #sandrone #so rumors are spreading that arlecchino and sandrone are gonna be fontaine's harbingers and I have never felt so hyped in my life fr #when i first thought abt arledrone it was more of a silly goofy joke a laugh a giggle a chortle cause I knew DAMN well that like #It was incredibly unlikely that we'd get much about them together other than maybe corresponding voicelines abt eachother #but you're telling me they're gonna be TOGETHER in FRANCE on a DATE????? im climbing up a tree and chewing on bark as we speak #there may also be a smidgen of a chance mhy will pull an eisr and against all odds they somehow never actually talk to eachother #or its a different combination of harbingers heading to fontaine #and if that happens my joker arc will start fr this time #unless its arle x bina in france #then maybe ill forgive their sins. Just by a smidge

[joybeantown]

IT WILL WORK OUT 🗣️

Filled with glee and wonders hes my fav :>

My kid icarus phase comes to haunt me but it did help with the hair

Still have requests open if theres an alt you'd like to see!

#joybeantowndraws #guilty gear #csp #guilty gear sin #ggst #guilty gear strive #sin kiske #peak charcter fr i just wish i was good at using him and online still intimidates me ajdndjdjf #i almost forgot the flag but added it #SO SILLY AND GOOFY AND HEART OF GOLD CHARACTERS>>> #hes so pit kid icarus coded they're best friends

[iholli]

glaring directly into the sun as I write them into my unpublished f/o list

#i was already in trouble w Donnie but I've been spending so much time with Leo fic I'm just like oh. well. shit. #plus I've been on the Leotello fence for. A While. so that hasn't helped #unfollow me now babes im officially coming out as a tcester #i don't have a tag decided yet #but yeah #au where rat stays w them 👏 #ive been violently fixing on the show again to cope with the BATSHIT AMOUNT OF BAD IN MY LIFE RN #this year fucking sucks. i am going to kiss some goofy ass turtles instead. #plus they're both biters. stay winning ✌️ #aight how am i tagging this #sorry in advance to whoever i piss off with this post #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #ficto tag #proship selfship #leotello #tcest #i will probably be putting up an updated pin post #at some point #fr tho what should their tag be #i was thinking like #two's disaster. three's chaos #or something #i dunno im still brainstorming #could just do emotes for this tho? #💜💖💙 #that kinda fits tbh #olay sorry im done

[the-catboy-minyan]

I like how you got anons calling you a trans man and a trans woman within the same hour. If I had to guess, they're probably the same person

oh yeah they are, I got those asks back to back, then anon suddenly changed their mind and went back to calling me a beta male.

and I'm just

#asks #they're so silly goofy fr #they think they're achieving more than giving me free entertainment?

[alex-just-vibing]

sunburn got me unwell at the function (comfy cozy in bed)

#my stuff #like #sapphic sunburn #t4t sunburn #sunburn in general #sunburn w genders so Goofy that t4t and sapphic don't fully encompass them #they're like that one meme #the #i see no difference love is love one #they're all of the panels and more haha #(this does not fully encompass the extent of my Unwellness over them I just think their genders can be fun) #but ggrgrgrgrgrggrrg #not enough people in the omori fandom talk about them imo #everyone go think about sunburn for like. 5 seconds at least #please and thank you :3 #(/nf ofc but still haha) #anyways sorry #normal now #GRGRGRGRGRGR #okay normal again fr this tiHRGRGRGRGTJEBRRIBTORNROE

[spider-teef]

DUDE. mutual pining fics are just so chefs kiss to me. richie and eddie both act like dumb fucks most of the time though and when they finally DO confess they always fuck it up some how like damn get less awkward i think

#like i can be talking #the second hand embarrassment i get for them though is wild #they're so silly goofy #but fr slow burn/mutual pining fics are so good my fave trope by far #richie tozier x eddie kaspbrak #reddie #it #it 2017

[gachagon]

"A tragedy has befallen your kingdom at the hands of my brother sorry bro :("

YOU WERE ALSO THERE MFER WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU HAD NO PART IN IT??? BRO YOU LITERALLY PERMABANNED HIS WIFE FROM THE AFTERLIFE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE ON EARTH SO SHE COULD BE ALONE FOREVER, THEN YOU ABANDONED THE EARTH T_T WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE 'Yeah no that was ALL the dark brother's fault i was just kinda there'

i see where Oz gets his whole "telling half truths" bullshit from now. He learned from these two dickhead gods. Ozma prolly died from like fantasy smallpox or some shit and they coulda brought him back just for this one lady to avoid all this trouble T_T but nah "delicate balance" THERE'S NO BALANCE ANYMORE EVERYONE IS DEAD??? WHAT WAS THE REASON TO PROVE A POINT TO ONE LADY YOU HAD TO DESTROY EVERYONE???

#they're so goofy #who hired these gods fr #they need their god liscences revoked #rwby volume 6

[kkujo]

omg and sorry to gloat about it again but the feeling of being right all along truly is beautiful. i hope everyone who constantly whined abt josefumi being a joestar and how he and kira are cousins feels extremely embarrassed <3

#like. if you actually had reading comprehension and paid attention to the manga you would KNOW they're not related. #bc literally the only indication that they were was 1 frame that was clearly a mistake. but that was enough for y'all to insist #likeeeee 😭😭 not my fault you can't read 😭 #i saw people calling them brothers too???? HOW. YOU ARE REACHING BEYOND BELIEF #anyway so glad that they fixed the mistake if only bc it means i was right and y'all look goofy asf now ♡ #like i've literally been blocked over this LMFAO be so serious please #also if anyone actually bothers to know me & look at my blog for more than 0.2 you would know that i am extremely disgusted by pr*ship shit #so like if i'm rbing art of a ship i can guarantee you it is not fucking incest 💀 #BTW THIS POST ISN'T AIMED AT PEOPLE WHO LIKE. JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE RELATED BASED ON MISCONCEPTION #that's understandable esp if you haven't actually read jjl #this is @ the people who were obnoxious abt it COUGH ********* COUGH #no but fr it's towards the people who would be like UGH THEY'RE LITERALLY COUSINS DID YOU EVEN READ THE MANGA!!!!!!! #like girly did YOU read the manga 😭 #been real quiet abt it since the reprint dropped too x

[t4tbedehopmar]

THE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#they're so silly and goofy and just like me fr ueueueeeeee

[gourdkeeper]

Ok so at first it was just one single request touching the topic and it wasn't too bad (if you sent the request asking for Jamie reacting to reader getting pregnant, please don't feel bad, it was a very normal request and I might still do that one because it sounds kinda cute), however I got more pregnancy, breeding and children related fic requests and I'm sorry but I'm denying them completely.

I'm super flattered that you like my writing, didn't expect anyone to even read my stuff or send requests and I've gone from posting 1 fic to having 15 requests, clearing 2 and getting 5 more djfkskfk which is fine, keeps me busy when I'd be otherwise bored and I like doing it! It flatters me a lot and I'm happy to make friends through this as well but for my sake, I've added a "No's" list of stuff I just won't write because I've 1) received requests containing that already and 2) it just makes me uncomfortable.

For convenience I'm adding the list here as well;

Won't write:

Pregnancy;

Anything related to children;

Breeding, scat, vomit, zoo, amputation, mutilation and death fetishes.

#silly goofy post #if you sent any of those requests please please please dont feel bad #they're just personal limits I didn't think of stating because i never even expected people to read my work lmao #it's no one's fault #i truly appreciate every single message #fr making my days bearable #ily all so much

[air-so-sweet]

watching the wine stream finally. that intro bit was certainly a bit

#they're so goofy fr

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙bows before bros | LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x actress!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: sooo super fluffy!!

summary: in which a trail of bows leads to everyone's new fav grid couple

a/n: feel like i havent written for lando in ages so here we are!!

request!!!: I’d like to request an au for lando where y/n’s an actress who’s getting recognized more and more, she’s really humble and sweet but pretty similar to lando as a goofy and funny girly(idk why but I picture Sabrina carpenter vibes) 🎀 if u could add a little scene of some of the f1 drivers and wags reacting to their relationship/talking to the media how they’ve never seen lando so happy. Just a sappy and goofy couple living life (manifesting✨🕯️)

my masterlist

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by reneerapp, sydney_sweeney, and 301,283 others

yourusername sooo where else can i put bows? 🎀

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user1 omg the bunny is so cute im going to do that

user2 i dont wear bows in a coquette way i wear bows in an y/n y/l/n way

liked by yourusername

user3 i love seeing y/n in her movies so srs then going on her ig & it's jus this

reneerapp put them on your hand soap 🥺

yourusername you make jokes but i really will do that

user4 LOL as u should y/n!!!

user5 oh i love her

sydney_sweeney this is so real of you!!

yourusername i knew you'd get it

sydney_sweeney bows before bros ‼️

yourusername louder 🗣️

landonorris

liked by sydney_sweeney, danielricciardo, and 819,055 others

landonorris you got my heart loud.

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user6 okay simp lando?

user7 HUH????

user8 looking a LOT like a soft launch i cant lie to u

user9 thts what i was thinking.....

user10 the bows...... anyone one else thinking what im thinking?

user11 DONT EVEN SAY IT

user12 VERY y/n y/l/n coded

user13 y/n was here vibes

oscarpiastri simp simp simp

landonorris shutup pastry boy

yourusername posted a story

liked by sydney_sweeney, daisyedgarjones, and 89,541 others

user14 so cute ily y/n

user15 my spidey senses are tingling

user16 is this a hint that ur dating lando norris.

user17 feels very very targeted miss y/n

user18 our bow queen 🙇‍♀️

twitter ->

instagram ->

landonorris posted a story

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, and 159,701 others

user22 omg y/n y/l/n is ur gf fr

user23 never thought i'd see the day lando norris pulled

user24 THE BOW AND THE MCLAREN HOODIE AHHH

user25 the most y/n thing i've ever seen

danielricciardo she's made you soft

landonorris she definitely hasnt i'll tell you that much

danielricciardo right. not what i meant but great to know thank you so much

yourusername

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and 661,328 others

yourusername feeling orange 🍊

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user26 oh my god

user27 is this the hard launch

mclaren your best look yet, y/n!

yourusername 🤭 feel very honoured

user28 next we want orange bows

liked by yourusername

sydney_sweeney sports 🤢 but make it girly 🎀

yourusername me with everything

landonorris it's papaya y/n we've been over this

yourusername there isnt a papaya emoji ✨🎀💕🫶🍊

user29 omg they're first public interaction...?

user30 they're in love i called it.

interviews ->

twitter ->

instagram ->

landonorris posted a story

liked by lilymhe, carlossainz55, and 157,814 others

user36 omg lol

user37 THAT'S Y/N'S CAT

user38 lol at ur response to ur friends saying ur obsessed with a girl is to post her cat on ur story with bows on

sydney_sweeney one of us now

landonorris this feels like a cult

user39 the coquettification of lando norris

user40 the y/nification of lando norris

landonorris

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, and 1,091,727 others

landonorris my response to everyone talking about me recently is you would be the same if you bagged a girl like mine

tagged: yourusername

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user41 A GIRL LIKE MINEEEEE

user42 how did he do it

lilymhe congratulations 🥂

carlossainz55 yippee!!

oscarpiastri we are all beyond proud of you lando

danielricciardo good for you bro

charles_leclerc happy for you

mclaren our fav girl!!

yourusername 🤭🧡

user43 all the celebrations in the comments 💀

user44 they had no faith in him fr

yourusername blushing and giggling at this!!! i love my lil lando!!!!!

landonorris you what?

yourusername i wont be taking questions at this time

landonorris you love me so bad

landonorris i love you so bad

THE END 🧡

#f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 smau #f1 fic #f1 x reader #smau #f1 imagine #lando norris #ln4 #ln4 x y/n #ln4 smau #ln4 fluff #ln4 imagine #ln4 fic #ln4 x reader #ln4 x you #maddie's smau

[ilovemesomeshortking]

BF!STRAY KIDS FINDING OUT THEY'RE NOT YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPPED TOP ARTIST / ot8 x gn!reader

hi! i hope you're doing great guys! btw i'm NOT SPONSORED (i wish i was tho) i just really love spotify wrapped😔so i kinda got inspired teehee

GENRE | lil' goofy

WARNINGS | idk?? nothing??

MASTERLIST

btw i love that video with felix when he talked about taylor swift and he fr called her sunbaenim lol. also tswizzle is actually my top artist and then it's blackpink, nct 127, skz and jisoo <3 feel free to share your top in the replies!

#stray kids #skz #skz fanfic #stray kids x reader #stray kids fake texts #skz fake texts #skz smau #stray kids imagines #skz x reader #bangchan x reader #minho x reader #changbin x reader #hyunjin x reader #jisung x reader #felix x reader #seungmin x reader #jeongin x reader #spotify wrapped

[piastri-lover]

only her; lando norris

summary: in which you and your boyfriend go on holiday together, but the only pictures he seems to share are of you

pairing: lando norris x reader

authors note: this is my first one of these but i keep seeing other people's so i really wanted to try!! please send in any requests u have and i'll try and do them asap!!

INSTAGRAM

yourusername 📍santorini, greece

tagged: landonorris liked by pierregasly, landonorris and 1328947 others yourusername honey, honey, how he thrills me x view comments

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user1 im so fucking jealous of her -user2 why shes just an attention seeking whore --user1 bitch who are u to talk

carlossainz55 why does he looks so goofy in the water? -yourusername who taught u the word goofy lol --carlossainz55 lando :))

landonorris prettiest boy ever (and ig shes kinda cute too) -yourusername think hes kinda mid icl

landonorris love u baby x -yourusername ig i love u too --landonorris i take it back ---user3 i want what they have

user4 im sorry but why does she literally have the perfect body liked by landonorris -user4 ahh lando liked

user5 does no one else think they're only together bc she's a golddigger and he likes her body -user6 i do always feel like there's no chemistry --user7 its their relationship why do u care??

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landonorris 📍santorini, greece

tagged: yourusername liked by pierregasly, carlossainz55 and 5927462 others landonorris her.view comments

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carlossainz55 u were on holiday for 2 weeks and u only have pictures of ur gf -landonorris only ones worth posting

user8 carlos is saying what we're all thinking -user9 can't believe she's manipulated lando like this --user10 bitch u better be joking

yourusername we went to 4 diff islands and they're the only photos u have -landonorris i can post the one of u after that night in mykonos --yourusername nvm these are great

yourusername don't know who that guy is but i LOVE his hands -user11 omg she's so real for that

TWITTER

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INSTAGRAM

landonorris

tagged: yourusername liked by pierregasly, oscarpiastri and 3183640 others landonorris thanks for 100k likes on twt, i think she looks as pretty as ever xx view comments

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user12 how does she still look so good -user13 fr like i don't even know why she made such a big deal out of it --user14 attention seeking i bet

yourusername i hate u -landonorris love u 2 baby xx

oscarpiastri did u take any other photos in greece -landonorris wdym i've only posted the prettiest views --oscarpiastri smooth

user15 i wish i was her -user16 i wish i was lando so i could just stare at her all day

georgerussell63 lando's giggling at all the comments about how pretty y/n is -landonorris fuck off no i'm not --yourusername i wish u were that's kinda hot ---landonorris i 100% was

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yourusername 📍greece

liked by landonorris, alexalbon and 793583 others yourusername bc lando refuses to share photos from holiday... view comments

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user17 yk they were staying in the best hotels -user18 joys of dating an f1 driver

user19 ik that lando was just the most romantic on this trip liked by yourusername

landonorris these photos are mid compared to the ones on my page -yourusername ur mid compared to me --user20 facts liked by landonorris

landonorris am i right in saying the third photo is before u fell over and grazed ur knee -yourusername fuck offffff --landonorris love u bitch

user21 i want what they have -user22 witty banter in comment sections?? --user21 no lol good looks

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landonorris replied to your story:

landonorris look so good baby xx

yourusername thank u my love missing greece so much

landonorris yeah me too

yourusername the food the music the hot weather the views

landonorris looking at u everyday

yourusername oh shut up

landonorris never ;) see u on friday x

yourusername yeah love u ig

landonorris i kinda love u as well

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landonorris 📍santorini, greece

tagged: yourusername liked by pierregasly, yourusername and 4193759 others landonorris missing her hours x view comments

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user23 okay i do kinda see why he likes her she's stunning -user24 i don't know how lando norris of all people pulled her --user25 she's everything and he's just ken

maxfewtrell @/yourusername pls come get ur man he hasn't shut up about u since he got home -yourusername don't tell him but i do kinda miss him --landonorris i fucking knew it ---yourusername nvm im over it

yourusername ik u took other photos post them bitch -landonorris these the only pretty ones --yourusername idk how someone is so cute and infuriating at the same time

user26 at this point i'm not even convinced lando went on holiday i think he just took photos of y/n liked by landonorris

user27 she's stunning

user28 lando dump y/n and pick me instead -yourusername @/landonorris u heard them --landonorris sorry baby but the people have spoken ---yourusername @/user28 hope ur ready to deal with his snoring lol ----landonorris Y/N FUCK OFF!!

#f1 instagram au #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 smau #f1 blurb #f1 oneshot #formula 1 instagram au #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris insta au #lando norris instagram edit #lando norris smau #lando norris blurb #lado norris oneshot #formula one smau #formula one x reader #formula one x you

[partycatty]

Johnny cage and mayB some others being mind numbingly in love

Like they talk to reader and everytime just feel so stupid afterwards because theyre so in love and do stupid shit to impress

i love stupid men anon this works so well for me

johnny, raiden, kung lao, syzoth > stupid in love

warnings: big stupid hot sexy men (what else is new?), bojack horseman minor spoiler?? LMFOAMOF

+ bonus surprise character at the very end

masterlist

johnny >

• have you guys LMAO have you guys seen the. DLGHSDKJ the episode of bojack horseman where bojack gives diane the D in from the hollywood sign?? johnny is SO extra like that and for WHAT.

• OR YOU GUYS KNOW WHEN TODDLERS LIKE REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING AND THEY JUST KEEP SAYING "LOOKIT" LMFAFOIFMOA

• "reader, reader are you watching - reader, reader watch -" as he's like about to absolutely FUCK UP a nerds rope or some stupid shit

• okay i'll be fr. johnny is by far the most concerningly extra of the entire group. he will put himself in stupid danger just to impress you.

• "watch me take on all these guys at once!" he'll call out to you during your time at the academy, surrounded by a dozen monks. he's in a sling and bandages the next day.

• "kenshi, i bet you sento that i can jump from the roof like bi-han did!" BAM.

• he'd randomly give you expensive gifts out of absolutely nowhere. or he'd give his one of many glasses away to you because he "has no use for them" or they're "out of style" (he's lying, he just wants to see you wear something that's his).

• oh? you briefly mention you're a tad chilly during training? oh no, johnny's top fell off, i guess he has to give it to you now. you know, to stay warm. oh, you don't want his top? okay, here's a comically fluffy, expensive coat! and it just so happens to be your size...!

• lowkey i headcanon johnny as, despite being an actor, pretty blushy if someone matches his energy or really gets under his skin. you'll pass by him with a witty comment about his fighting style, or even just to tell him he cleaned up nice after getting his ass kicked by raiden. johnny just stands there with steam spitting from his red ears, hand on his chest as he fights a stupid grin.

• he is down ASTRONOMICALLY. not even the elder gods can stop this man from being so drunk in love when you're around. he makes it everyone's problem.

raiden >

• we see how flustered he gets when he's called out by kitana. he's a grown man with dick and balls but he's also flustered very easily! he'll be decently vocal about his affection for you, but then word trickles down to your ear, at which point it's so over for him.

• walks into walls when he's so entranced by you training. like face first into a wall, his hat fluttering to the ground. kung lao loses it.

• he can't even hear what you're saying when you speak to him, it sounds like an angel muffled by the clouds of heaven. raiden's also not the greatest with his powers granted by the amulet. if you go in to touch his arm playfully, a jolt of electricity pricks your palm and you yelp. raiden can only sputter apologies as he bows down, his cheeks tinted.

• he's the type to do little favors for you, ones you barely notice. your spot at the table is tidied, the training dummy is prepped for your fighting style, or he's the first one to bring you something if you forget it. that, and tiny favors to butter you up to him.

• "reader, you said you were nauseous last training. i prepared you some tea," he'd slide the small cup over to you, fighting a goofy smile. he rehearsed his script a few times, so he sounded more static than intended.

• will ask you questions about training or the weather just to hear your voice. he couldn't even recall what you were saying, he just loved the way your lips moved.

• kung lao pokes at him for this often, nudging him or making comments about you being his partner when you're not. raiden will stomp on his foot to keep him from talking about his infatuation if you're around. as if you don't already know.

kung lao >

• he's totally the bouncing on his heels type of man. he'll stare at you with a stupid grin, like a kid in a candy store.

• "was there something you needed, kung lao?" you'd ask as you tended to your own duties, organizing various equipment into baskets.

• "ah, no, not at all," he'd wave you off with a grin. "just enjoying... the view."

• you cringe at his words, chuckling to yourself as he speaks you in a daze. his mouth runs off before his brain can stop it from happening, so his biggest downfall with his crush is yapping. he'll sit there and explain his family history to you, or how much he hated farming cabbage, or his favorite meal at madam bo's just to keep you around long enough.

• kung lao always has this desire to keep you close by, so he continuously does stupid shit to keep you by his side. including but not limited to accidentally slicing his hands on his hat, one that he swore was a genius idea. in concept, probably.

• he wants to impress you so bad. SO BAD. anything he does is deserving of a bragging right if he's the one to do it. lao would totally try to shrug it off so you could gas him up more. any compliment, forced or not, was music to his ears.

• "yeah, i totally beat raiden," he'll check his nails nonchalantly as he leans against the wall, telling you the story of the cabbage competition for dinner against his best friend. "really swept him."

• "that's just not true," raiden would try to interject when he heard lao's version of the story. kung lao just holds eye contact with you, grinning, as he shoves raiden aside by his face.

syzoth >

• im sorry IM SORRY BUT I JUST LOVE THE HC THAT HIS TAIL WAGS I KNOW THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS JUST- JUST BEAR WITH ME.

• you hear thumping when you're around, though you're never able to find out where it's coming from, so you chalk it up to the monks landing blows against the wooden dummies.

• but the sound lingers when you're at dinner. the table is... rattling.

• you look up to see if anyone else notices or if you were hit too hard during training. but, you see everyone staring past you. just down the table, syzoth is sitting with a pile of bugs on his plate, his tail thumping in and out of view.

• "syzoth," kenshi will gently say, leaning into his ear to whisper something. syzoth flushes a green tint and tries to resume to his meal, the bugs scurrying out of his chopsticks as he struggles to keep it together.

• out of respect for his dignity, you hold your tongue at his obvious affection. syzoth tries to keep it under wraps but he can't help it when you're just so cute!

• he'll stand close by you, inching closer and closer until you notice. he'll slip you little trinkets and flora with a small smile. anything from a rock that matches the shades of your eye, to a flower he picked by the gardens, to a stick. a nice stick, to be fair! you wonder if this is zaterran courtship.

• "it reminded me of you," he'd lean into your ear. your bedside table is decorated with various... outside decor.

BONUS! kitana >

• kitana knew she couldn't get entangled with the umgadi after seeing how risky mileena is with tanya, but my god were you breathtaking.

• you would often accompany her in the carriages as she waved to her people, eyes transfixed on her. you're devoted to her protection. it is your god-given duty. your eye contact was too much at times, and kitana would often catch herself staring at you, her hand suspended in the air. she'd forget to wave.

• "is everything alright, my princess?" you would ask innocently, in a low tone to avoid raising suspicion. kitana's mind short circuits when you call her... yours. even if you're referring to the umgadi's worship. she shakes her head and clears her throat, pulling her mask up higher to conceal her blush.

• if she were to give speeches on her mother's behalf or otherwise, she'd find herself forgetting what the rehearsed, or hell, struggling to rehearse. you were the one she'd come to for help with speeches, yet you made things ten times harder when you'd lean in to listen to her better. it makes her mind absolutely numb.

• "and you tell me to steer away from the umgadi," mileena would rasp into her ear as the sister sat on their thrones, you positioned by her side and eyes forward. "it seems you picked a favorite, sister."

• "i'm not the only guilty one," she'd hiss back to her sister, nodding at tanya. "it won't get in the way of duties, as long as mother doesn't know."

• you'd fight to netherrealm and back for your princess. as you fight off intruders or threats, kitana forgets to escape, instead transfixed on the way your muscles would contract and flex with each blow.

• she wants to be the one to care for your wounds. the power imbalance means nothing to her, you're her equal.

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