#no nonsense folk

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt. #but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.) #seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this. #the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later? #that is not cute. it is Alarming. #no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses... #anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you. #obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man

[dognonsense]

beautiful photos of me performing my folkpunk as dog nonsense at rat lab by @ wmmd._ on instagram.

#punk #diy #patches #diy patches #folkpunk #folk punk #patch pants #crust punk #crust pants #diy punk #punk photography #punk scene photography #vancouver punk scene #dog nonsense #my band #my music #meme the jester #my patches #my patch pants

[heraldofcrow]

Gwyn on Holloween be like

#we can’t have that bitch remembered #stay safe out there folks #dark souls #dark souls meme #nonsense post #CrowMemes

[gideonisms]

Ianthe nature trail guide she shows up in boots with a 6 inch heel takes you 5 minutes into the forest to a big rock and tells you it's famous and you should just stay there to appreciate it. then she leaves

#alectopause #was thinking about pyrrha as a nature trail guide then started imagining the outfit she would wear THEN started thinking what if #coronabeth was there too and started mentally putting HER in outfits #then decided if coronabeth was there ianthe would also be there #and that's how we arrived here folks tune in later for more stream of consciousness nonsense from me abi the main character of life

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.

My formula of restore fatigue:

Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.

Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.

Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.

Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(

Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!

Gyudon: beef, onion, rice

Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.

Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.

Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)

Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect

Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes

Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.

#tes #oblivion #hero of kvatch #baurus #tes oc #oc: acelta #oblivion alchemy could be full of flavor and nonsense #i don't have any mushroom recipe bc i'm not sure about the flavors #but it's cool to know most shroom in oblivion is safe to eat (the first alchemy effect is restore stuff #i love how the 3rd era folks incorporated food in their potions #but my recipes are not perfect for i lack some good ingredients like salt and pepper and butter and cream and broth and vanilla extract... #can i season it afterwards? just a pinch of salt? or sugar? or sauce? #can i put two different flavor of potions in a shaker and make two balanced flavor potions? like drink them in one go? #most potions are made by distillation methods (with alembic and retort) so the flavor probably is subtle #i watch some show with bartender use this rotary evaporator to distill drink ingredients #and the final product is clear liquid with a hint of it's original flavor #so maybe that's what oblivion potion is like. some flavored water #wait... is- is potion like some kind of wired flavor soda? #as a alchemy 100 mad lad i can make potion from a single ingredient so i can literately make a ham water of restore fatigue

[mamaangiwine]

With the way evangelical and fundamentalist Tik-Tok throw around the word "demon" it's very obvious how they want you to feel when confronted with that word- Vulnerable. Helpless. Afraid.

Now I've already touched on the origin of the word "demon" on this blog but today, in terms of any and all malefic entities, I'd like to tell you something-

You are not helpless.

It's true. A malefic entity can be worrying, and bothersome, as well as inconvenient but one thing I've learned in my practice is this- malefic entities are like bears. To scare one off you simply have to convince it that you are the biggest, baddest mother fucker in the woods.

Sometimes you can do this on your own. You can throw down a circle. You can carry some iron, or silver. You can find a holy word that keeps the darkness at bay.

You can do it with help. You can call upon a god. You can summon an angel. You can even make arrangements with another demon.

If you want, you can even pray to the Saints. To the Mother Mary. To Jesus and, yes, even to God- though it certainly doesn't have to be their version.

Helpless?

Please. So many cultures haven't been practicing warding and banishment for centuries, from the mau olhado to Appalachian face jugs, just for some milk-toast, Christian influencer with a Stanley cup to tell their people they are messing with "forces beyond their understanding".

#magic #folk magic #spirituality #magic practitioners #witchblr #folklore #demons #daemons #malefic entities #christian fundies #christian evangelicals #fundamentalist nonsense

[canisalbus]

i looove the influx of machete and vasco art i luv them so much i love seein em happy waaahh 😭💕

Ah, thank you so much! I'm so glad to hear this ongoing fixation of mine has been brightening people's days! ;w;

#answered #remanedur #not to sound too dramatic or anything but every time I'm about to post something new #I get this momentary twinge of doubt and shame like am I being annoying and clogging people's timelines with obsessive oc nonsense #even though I love seeing other folks relishing their characters and drawing them often #the reception has been overwhelmingly positive though I know I should just try to chill a little bit #I guess that's how it goes

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Hello, hello Etoiles!

Etoiles: Hello Pac, my bro!

[They start playfully beating the crap out of each other]

Pac: Hello bro!

Etoiles: My Brazilian bro! My Brazilian bro!

Pac: My French bro!

Etoiles: [Laughing] My Brazilian bro! Oh, Pac is sht at the game, look!

Pac: My French garçon! My French garçon!

[They both laugh]

#Pactw #Etoiles #Pac #QSMP #Pacman duo #November 30 2024 #I'm so glad QSMP introduced me not only to awesome streamers like Pac and Etoiles #but also to the Brazilian and French communities who are both AMAZING and so passionate #I don't keep up with Twitter shenanigans but I hear they aren't being treated very kindly right now #I don't have much reach but that kind of BS will NEVER be tolerated in my little corner of the community #We don't see that nonsense much here on Tumblr but that sucks that folks are getting harassed on Twitter #it's not the first time but it still sucks

[saphangeles]

plushrumps arg archive final update

Reworked header to take the credits out of the toggle. A heartfelt thank you to the Feltfiends (especially @fribbitz and @ironovervine), to @nutzworth, to the Shitpost Pissdrinkers, to the anons, and to the contributors who have chosen to remain uncredited and anonymous.

A new section with Behind-the-Scenes content has been added, featuring the muns' blogs, and a summarization of the BTS convo on Feltfiends.

Cleaned up the Bulletin as it is now defunct with the ARG over. Also cleaned up parts of the site so it's neater.

And that's it! Good game, y'all. If there are small tidbits from the muns here and there, I'll do my best to add them, but otherwise, most of the work is done.

Thank you to the muns @terrorizings @classpectpokerap @orangestorapples @horsesbones @jester-vamp and @maybetheyregiants , even if it was serendipitous and spontaneous ❤️. Thank you to the servers who've had to deal with me and my annoying dramatic ass 💜. As I've said, it has been a pleasure and an honor to be your liaison, your secretary, and your archivist. And your dear friend 💙.

You may now proceed to beat this blog with hammers and put me to sleep.

#plushrumps arg #homestuck #413 #bro strider #dave strider #dirk strider #and by 'beat this blog with hammers' i mean blow up the notifs through nonsense. it's a game with pissdrinkers. y'all can join in shsgsgsh #that's all from me folks! i actually havent been on tumblr for....like 6 or 8-ish months? #but my friends got into this so i made a blog to follow it #i will now proceed to go into hibernation. dont worry if my accs go radio silent im alive lmao just on discord #and if anyone's into boiled man phenomenon or pontiac robotics archives. well. maybe i'll see you there 😊 #So long. Goodbye. I'll see you when I see you. You can pick the street -- I'll meet you on the other side

[dognonsense]

under the bridge skatepark folkpunk show i performed at yesterday. Show went great loved the acoustics of the area and crowd was great. Roommate overheard some ppl saying they came just to see me, so im winning making fans. shadow the hedgehog hoodie wearing fans are a big win.

#punk #folkpunk #folk punk #diy #patches #up the punx #queer punk #live music #vancouver punk scene #vancouver punk #vancouver bc #electric ukulele #grafitti #skatepark #skatepark show #dognonsense #dog nonsense #my band #my music

[zeb-z]

talking entirely character wise. do you think today was a bit of a wake up call for bad. do you think he heard red screaming out of their minds begging for toxic gas and thought about how they’ve lost their minds just a little bit. do you think that when he was given an immediate no when he asked where the red egg was to help them defend he understood how deep of a rift he created. do you think as he sat there silent while the rest of red cheered at killing the egg statue, he wondered if he could have pushed them a little too far. do you think that maybe, just maybe, with the red sun beating down on him in that desert, the gas mask team cheering and dancing, he felt for a single moment the consequences of his actions? that maybe, if he hadn’t started out so hostile with extreme tactics, if he hadn’t been so bloodthirsty and ruthless, if he had had just a little bit of hesitation, that his own attempts at diplomacy would have gone over better? that the rest of the teams would have listened? that red would have trusted his judgement on the egg statues, or at the very least respected him enough to honor an agreement? do you think he realizes that burning his bridges may have fucked him over?

#now again stressing here I’m talking about q!bad. character wise. I feel with how tense folks are getting this needs to be stressed #do you think he sees red and their tight knit unbreakable trust and their unwillingness to listen to a single thing he has to say #and considers that mayyybe he should have killed and tormented them a little less #he was told to not be afraid to run over the competition and took it to the extreme without hesitation or second thought and it’s biting him #in the ass now. because I do think that diplomatic call would have gone different between him and Cellbit had he not fucked them over so #terribly. if he hadn’t done what he had done to slime and to jaiden. if he wasn’t at their base 24/7. if he had a single ounce of tact #maybe there could have been a world where they agree to damage but not kill the eggs and honor it. but bad blew it long before that #disastrous call. he blew it day 2 when he just doubled down on his day 1 nonsense. which again that is the name of the game but yknow #consequences meet actions. and no he’s not the only one who didn’t want to kill the eggs but he’s a big reason why the deal fell through #specifically with red. in another world they could have been convinced. do damage but don’t kill. idk #again. qBBH. bless him but good god he has taken ‘whatever it takes’ to the extreme and he’s paying for it now #mcyt #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #q!bbh #z speaks

[callisteios]

bro... i.. i don't think it's normal to dream of your best friend's dead girlfriend taunting you about how he hates you now.. bro i think you might be. a homosexual

#but that's just my take folks! #explain to me how this is normal and straight please #and also just a normal scene #like why is this a scene #house #house md #mine #controvertially #season 4 ep 15 and 16 are some of my least favourite eps #perhaps because i know of the season of nonsense that is to result from this #but not a fun rewatch

[lucienarcheron]

There are actually so many takes people have in this fandom be it through headcanons/fanart/general thoughts that make me wanna fist fight sometimes but you know what is best to do? Block/disengage/mute/ignore - whatever it is that I need to do to never see it again and I take responsibility for what I consume. Even though sometimes it's people who are my mutuals and friends that I generally enjoy connecting with. Sometimes we don't see eye to eye and that is perfectly okay!

But also...it would be super nice to be able to click on a tag/fanart/whatever and not see fighting or negativity or general asshole behavior. It would be SUPER nice if passive-aggressive tags weren't added to everything. Because I can disagree with your interpretation of something and not like it without it meaning I'm being a jerk. Without it meaning I'm being vague about someone or something. I'm not obligated to engage with things I don't agree with or like. But people can have different thoughts and that is okay. It stops being okay when you tell me that my thoughts are wrong and you're right and because you're "right" I should go fuck myself. Canon is canon, fanon is fanon and everything else outside of what is actually in the books is speculation. Everyone is guessing and whenever the next fucken book comes out, you'll know if you're "right" even though at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter because being right isn't the point, it's about actually enjoying the stupid books.

When people who have been in this fandom for years tell you they're burnt out, you can't wonder why when general fan behavior is crusty as hell. These characters aren't going to come out of the book and fuck you. Go eat some grass, touching it isn't enough.

#gp #fandon wank #stay the fuck out of my askbox you idiot person #It's already been a week I don't need your nonsense #sorry for this rant #I'm just so done and I've done my very best to ignore it 99% of the time but enough #This person leaves me messages every once in a while and I thought I blocked them #but they seem to pop out of the freaken woodwork #I even changed my settings so only tumblr folks can engage with my blog AND YET #lord help you weird pathetic person #I never post about stupid anons because it gives them attention but this one really came at a bad time. #tbd

[ichthyorelationships]

an idea i invite anyone else to write about / run with lol....

the premise that The Change gets all messed up for alberto, say it's something that can happen from stress, &/or happens rarely and you just have to wait for it to resolve itself....used as some parallel to struggling through some emotional turbulence / upheaval / questioning / Realizing Things, etc etc

#luca 2021 #pixar luca #alberto scorfano #another idea i've failed to write for & so invite anyone else to run with: ciao alberto but what if he peaces out by swimming off lol #ends up in a coastal town maybe an hour's swim from genoa. but not Getting In Touch w/anyone for a while b/c plausibly he thinks that #giulia may not be a fan of him now by extension; just being too embarrassed asf to reach out to luca kinda lol....luca off doing his own #thing just fine & alberto not wanting to write him now like b/c i Ruined Everything again ahaha.... #and by ''not in touch w/anyone for a while'' who knows. months; a few years even....might stumble across news of him b/c like. #say more sea folk are coming to land / more humans know abt them & not many places are as [harpoon]ly from the start anyways #portorosso exceptional in that way....maybe where alberto settles down they're like legendary but also considered Good Luck anyways lol. #anyways like some people know of him who might; say; swim down to portorosso. have their own teen who knows a teen who mostly lives on land #most convenient re sparking [wow could they mean Our alberto] if he doesn't go so far as to take up an alias lol. but why would he.... #that difference in that massimo might figure that however alberto was surviving before; he could continue to do so now; but even though tha #is some comfort it's still Not Actually Enough....feeling way more Parentally towards alberto than his biological dad like that; obv #and anyways re: this [The Change gets messed up] idea it's more of an inconvenience lol but one that could still have some significance #like if he first finds out the issue exists via hopping right into the ocean; failing to change forms; never being human form'd in water b4 #thee worst....crash intro course to the experience of drowning. observation of How Humans Swim / being able to grab any part of the boat... #and besides That unpleasantness it's like; hey. where's my nonhuman form at #or; of course; being in sea form even while dry....especially if he's still dealing with Nonsense on land. which is presumed. #&/or if there's an upswing in nonsense b/c of Other ways you're Othered...ofc we can consider like; tfw you're a gay fish & maybe that's no #something that on its own would be like Aah until it's like well a) i kinda wanna do things that would make this Visible and b) i've learne #that humans also Have Issues about this kind of thing.... #appropriately my tablet was also all thrown off. no pressure sensitivity; input sensitivity overall was rough #but i would've had to restart my laptop about it lol like eh i'll just work around it

[violetlunette]

Yuu: Sigh! I haven’t seen Grim or my ghost buddies since they hit the loud boy. How do I have to focus before they try to run over Silver so I can save him? Yuu ponders if running a guy over and then saving him dressed as the Grim Reaper is really the best way to get a date. Riddle: YOU THERE!! Yuu: Hm? Riddle: BEING OUT OF UNIFORM DURING SCHOOL HOURS IS AGAINST THE RULES! ESPECIALLY WEARING DRAPES WHICH ARE FOR WINDOWS ONLY, UNLESS IT'S A CLOUDY DAY IN AUGUST AND THE DUCHESS' BABY HAS BECOME A PIG! Yuu: Duh fuck? No! I don't care! Just shut up and leave me alone! I don't have time for stupid nonsense! I'm trying to focus, so I can save Sleeping Beauty from a truck and get a date! Riddle: WHAT DO DIRTY DRAPES HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THAT?! Riddle: AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A SCYTHE?! Yuu: TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! Riddle: OVER WHAT?!! Yuu: I DON’T KNOW! OVER WHEAT? GLUTEN? OR HELL! ISSAC, MAYBE? Riddle: WHO IS ISSAC?! Yuu: THE KEEPER OF HIS WORD! Riddle: WHOSE WORD?!! Yuu: I DUNNO, A CORN DEMON?? I HAVEN’T SEE THE MOVIE IN YEARS!

#twst #Riddle Rosehearts #twst yuu #yuusona #twst yuusona #twst oc #mine #Considering Yuu is at a school with violent magic folk I think he need the scythe #Plus you never know when Issac will show up #twst riddle #twst riddle rosehearts #disney twisted wonderland #nonsense #my nonsense

[moltengoldveins]

“If you wish to avail of my friendship Or More-“ my good sirs please get THERAPY you need HELP. “You of all people asking for change” PLEASE.

#rolling with difficulty #rwd #vr la rwd #I’m rewatching the episode #My Good Sirs #The Angst #Someone get these Men out of these Situations #Like we get it #you care about one another and you’re traumatized so that scares you #No need to be a wuss about it #Cry and hug about it like the rest of us working class folk who ain’t got time for this nonsense #Cowards