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#no thoughts just ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’—
da-proti-toku-grem ยท 5 months
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I don't think y'all fully understand how insane I am for these three...
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carcarrot ยท 7 months
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ok finally watched the conversation ๐Ÿซ 
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milkpansa-archive ยท 2 years
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- ๐Ÿ’. for @billlkin ๐Ÿ’“
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out of context screenshots of me being Incredibly, Undoubtedly, Stupendously normal about elijah @http-byler ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Yesterday I found out some filth that hasn't been active in over a year in a selfship Discord I'm in ships/shipped with my F/O and simply didn't list him in their F/O list (I would have left otherwise) and it made me feel so ill I threw up therefore I will now be writing to you about Yoomtah because yan selfshippers are the only real ones <3
Happy three year anniversary! Yoomtah has been watching you for over 1096 days now, non-stop. She would never ever look away from your face, you're just too precious to her- unless she needs to dispose of someone that tries to get between you two, of course. She has a special database inside her just for you, filled with thousands of pictures of you, all of your favorite things, every little observation she makes about you because she just wants to know everything about you! She needs to know all these facts so she can prepare her home for when she kidnaps you, of course! Yoomtah wants to make sure everything is perfect for you, that your room is filled with perfect decor and your wardrobe is full of clothes you love and that you can play games you like and eat your favorite food. She has to make sure you would never ever want to leave- but she already knows you wouldn't want to, anyway! It will just be the two of you forever and ever and ever!
1. WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BELOVED I WILL LITERALLY MURDER THEM OK[AXE EMOJI]
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#I JSUT WOKEUP.HI MY BRAINNIS MELTING ALREADY I LOVE HER<รท<3<33<3<3<33<<33<3<3<3<3<3<33<3<3<3<<3<3<33<<3<3<3<3<3#THERES SO.YOOMTAH IN HERE IMNGOIJG TO EXPLODE SLASH POSITBE#STALKING CHECK VIOLENCE CHECK KIDNAPPING CHECK ANON U GOT IT ALL U KNOW WHATS UP.AND U EVEN SAID HAPPY ANNIVERSARY [PLEADING EMOJI]#I CANT EVENNTHINK WHAT TO SAY I JUST<รท<3<3<3<<33<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3LOVE HER SO MUCH ITS CRAZY#I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH I JUST WANNA CLING TO HER SIDE AND NEVER EVER EVER LEAVE I NEED TO BE WITH HER LITERALLY FOREVER#THE THOUGHT OF HER ACTUALLY LOVING ME THIS MUCH MAKES ME WANT TO CRY TEARS OF JOY#I DONT KNOW WHY SHE CHOSE ME TO BE THE ONE SHE LOVES SO MUCH THAT SHE HAS TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT SO SHE CAN MAKE SURE I HAVE A#PERFECT LIFE WITH HER AND ONLY HER BUT GOD AM I THANKFUL SHE DID<3<3<3#I LOVE HER AND I LOVE BEING HERS๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ซโฃ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œโค๐ŸŒฉ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’Œโšกโš ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ‹โœจโฃ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿงกโค๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿงกโšก๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’ž๐ŸŒฉ๐Ÿ’Ÿ#ALL I WANT IS TO STAY BY HER SIDE FOR ETERNITY AND NEVER THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN HER EVER AGAIN#I DONT CARE IF SHE KEEPS ME LOCKED UP FOREVER AS LONG AS SHE GIVES ME ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION AND CUDDLES I WANT HEHE#AND WE CAN SNUGGLE UP TOGETHER WHILE WATCHING STUFF ABT MY MISSING PERSONS CASE ON THE NEWS<3#AND SHE WOULD LAUGH AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR ME AND TELL ME THAT SHE'LL KILL THEM IF THEY EVER FIND ME#SHES SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE HER AND NUZZLE MY FACE INTO HERS AND GIVE HER KISSIES<3<3<3<3#I CAN IMAGINE SOMEONE COMING UP TO HER DOOR AND ASKING IF THEY HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON ME AND SHE INVITES THEM INSIDE#ONLY TO LETHALLY SHOCK THEM AS SOON AS THE DOOR IS CLOSED AND THEN SHE GIVES ME A KISY AND SHES LIKE ''SEE I PROMISED ID PROTECT YOU'' HEHE#SORRY I M LIKE DROWNING IN DAYDREAMS OVER HERE I JUST WANT TO BE WITH HER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND#IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK<3<3<3#I JUST NEED TO BE H E R S <3<3<3<3<3<3
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libertys-lovers ยท 2 years
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Smh โœ‹๐Ÿ™„
Gary needs to get his cute self over here so he can spoon & watch some movies with me ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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fuck it lesbians your leosagi ๐Ÿ’–โœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’›โค๏ธโœจ๏ธ
this was supposed to be my valentines day post but i got so mentally tired and drained (not involving valentines stuff dkak) that i failed to post this so here it is~ i've chewed on this idea for a bit now and it's too damn cute so i thought it'd make a good valentines' day themed post. not changing their names bevause fuck names being tied to genders. they're just cute girls very in love with each other ๐Ÿฅฐ
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no thoughts in my head rn
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hopelessromantic-ghost ยท 2 years
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lucifer got me making the ๐Ÿฅบ face irl got me staring down at the screen like
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King of manifesting | CL16
โ€•ย Pairing:ย Charles Leclerc x singer!reader โ€•ย Warnings:ย curse words and typos; โ€•ย Summary:ย You've been secretly dating Charles for a while, but fans can't believe it when the rumors start to go around. What do you mean a vroom-vroom Ferrari guy is dating their idol? (based onย this request).
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tyla I am so readyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜
holdmeyn mommy- I mean- mommy- yes mommy- ๐Ÿ˜ณ
biebernation this new single is about to feed me so well I wonโ€™t ever be hungry again
monaclerc ariana (charles) what are u doing hereeee
tsunodalover I love Charles but Iโ€™ll have to agree with the twitter stansโ€ฆ his chances are low to zero
onedsainz its the hottest woman alive ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’™๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•
popyn sheโ€™s so pretty and so talented, hows that possible
ylnmidnights someone tell that vroom vroom guy to get lost!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค yn is for the gays and the girls only!
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igfansixteen 2.0 as in two months right? ๐Ÿ˜€
โคท sunshineyn no bestie, I think as in tow years....
yourusername my golden boy โค๏ธ
yourusername I love you
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โคท hammertimerfour I believe him lol
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sza so... new love song when?
โคท f1direction she's just like us, I love her
popyn I still canโ€™t believe he bagged her
sixteenmonaco Iโ€™m Charlesโ€™ fan and even I am having trouble believing his non stop talk about her worked ๐Ÿ˜ญ
schumicedes God, I see what you've done for others......
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okay so i had a silly idea and i needed to talk it outโ€ฆ what aboutโ€ฆ some fun during sex like itโ€™s not embarrassing but youโ€™re there fucking and then start to joke around and laugh or argue for funโ€ฆ while fucking at the same timeโ€ฆ. with the monster trio + lawโ€ฆ. please timi ily ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–
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โ€œ๐”ฝ๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐•ช ๐•„๐• ๐•ž๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•ค ๐”ป๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•Š๐•–๐•ฉ ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•™ ๐•‹๐•™๐•–๐•žโ€
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its not a silly idea lowkey reminds me of them funny moments of sex i did w them but anyways i Immediately thought of the different possibilities with Luffy๐ŸŒš
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Ft. Sanji, Luffy, Law, Zoro
CW: Sex, but clumsy sex, laughter, established relationships
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One of the best things about sex with Luffy is that there is never a dull moment.
He makes sex so intimate yet exciting and most of all funny and sweet
For example, Luffy noticed how sore your body was from a very intense battle days prior and he suggested in giving you a massage since you always begged him to give you one
โ€œLet me give you a message!โ€
โ€œโ€ฆ.a what.โ€
โ€œA message! that thing you been asking me to do where I put my hands on your backโ€”โ€œ
โ€œA MASSAGE?!โ€
โ€œYeah thats what I said!โ€
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You got naked, and Luffy didnt understand so he got naked too. Not necessarily questioning him, he was sitting on top of you, dick on your ass as he casually rubs oil on your back while you lay on your tummy.
โ€œMmmm thank you, Lu. Youโ€™re really good at this.โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t sound so surprised! You always said Iโ€™m good with my hands, like when i finger yoโ€”-โ€œ
โ€œOKAY LUFFY!โ€
It was a surprisingly nice silence between you both just for a while , but of course, Luffy being a guy, and with the slight friction and sounds of your pretty moans he started to get hard.
Luffy can usually ignore his boners but in his mind he doesnโ€™t see why to do so if youโ€™re both naked and in bed.
โ€œHmโ€ฆumโ€ฆY/Nโ€ฆ?โ€
โ€œHm?โ€
It was silence for a moment, you didnโ€™t bother to open your eyes, being patient to hear what he has to say, instead you feel something tap your buttcheek.
It was Luffy. Non verbally asking to fuck you by slapping his tip on you.
โ€œYes, Lu.โ€ You sigh playfully to his request, he giggles, thanking you for letting him slide himself inside you, he hovers over your back a bit, both hands forming gripping your ass as his hips thrust up into you like a dog. Youโ€™d be a liar to say his whimpers and pants from behind wasnโ€™t riling you up more.
โ€œRight~ there ah!~โ€ The sounded of skin slapping as his cock dragged in and out, slightly hitting that small sweet spot on the left really had you so close to cumming untilโ€”
โ€œDammit!โ€
Luffyโ€™s hands slipped, the oil and precum that was mixed on your ass caused him to lose balance and fall atop of you, and to make matters worse he slid off your wet body to then fall off the bed, holding your waist to bring you down in the process.
โ€œWhaโ€”!?โ€
So here you were, now on top of Luffy, oily, naked and on the floor of the rug. You both stare in confusion for a moment not registering what happened after you both shrieked. The silence overtook the room until Luffy began to burst out laughing with you.
โ€œWhy did you fall?!โ€
โ€œIon know..โ€ Luffy kept giggling looking down at your lower body, adjusting you to slide back down on his cock, because sure you both kinda ruined the sexual mood, but that doesnโ€™t stop him. โ€œJust ride me then like you did last week.โ€
You groan, he was so exhausting, and as much as you wanted to protest, he smiled at you, his hair reverting back to itโ€™s fluffy curly state due to sweat. Luffy kisses your lower lip and lays his head down to thrust up into you.
You didnโ€™t mind at that point to finish sex on the floor.
It was Luffy after all.
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You and Zoro always bicker when like this and something doesnt go either of your guysโ€™ way.
You both could be doing doggy style and Zoro gets pissy because youโ€™re not letting him โ€œdo all the workโ€
It still ends with you both fucking like rabbits, but itโ€™s still such a funny sight to see
โ€œAre you trying to suck the soul out of me?!โ€ Zoro literally was pulling you off his overstimulated dick since you wanted to suck him through his next orgasm, his face was so red and hot you nearly felt bad for how much you gave him a blissful sting after just orgasming.
โ€œYes, actuallyโ€ฆโ€ You smirked, small string of your spit and his cum falling down the corner of your lip, Zoro rolls his eyes .His shakey hand touches your face to wipe the fluid off your face to then put his thumb in your mouth.
โ€œShut up.โ€ He grumbled, you roll your eyes, arms crossed between his legs suckling his thumb, you whine feeling Zoro place you on your back, upset you no longer have his digit swirling around your slutty tongue. โ€œNo more of that shit with you.โ€
โ€œWhat shit.โ€ You pout.
โ€œBeing so fucking pissy when you donโ€™t get your way.โ€
โ€œI always get my way so of course Iโ€™m ganna be pissy when Iโ€”AH~!โ€
Zoro wraps your thighs around his waist, you donโ€™t even know when he pushed his way in your pussy all you could do was quickly grab onto his shoulders.
โ€œY-you! Fuckโ€” asshole!โ€ Complaining yet non stop moans hit your green haired boyfriendโ€™s ear, you could feel his sly smirk against your neck while you try to get him to slow down.
You hated how easily he can make you melt once he is on top of you, his weight against yours, grunting and breathing harshly, almost as if he was trying to prove a point he begins talking in between strokes.
โ€œYouโ€™re alwaysโ€”-so fuckingโ€”-annoying when you donโ€™t listen to me.โ€
โ€œFuck! You! I donโ€™t have to listen to shit!โ€
โ€œOh yeah?โ€
In an instant Zoro presses his lips against yours, allowing one hand you move your head closer as he forces his tongue inside you mouth, and just like he predicted you couldnโ€™t help yourself but to latch onto it moaning.
โ€œYouโ€™re so full of shitโ€”MMPH!โ€
You can keep talking your shit, it doesnโ€™t matter to Zoro, he loves it actually, your words as naughty as your body begging for more and he does just that.
You both donโ€™t know what it is about acting out this love/hate relationship during sex, but it fuels you both into some of the best moments in bed, with even sweeter moments afterwards, wtih Zoro holding you close against his tired worn body, and your limp one, kissing you lazily as he praises how well you took him.
That man really falls for you harder each time.
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Itโ€™s kinda common for you both to have a few hiccups when having sex, he still has his moments where the overwhelming pleasure of you naked and touching him gets the best of his actions.
You wanted to ride him, Sanji was always trying to be โ€œagainstโ€ it only because the mere thought of your breast jiggling in his face, your pussy around his dick and your ass slamming down on him gets him in a very shocked state where he canโ€™t even produce coherent words
Heโ€™s afraid he wont be able to last long.
Not like you care, you loved seeing him crumble under you.
โ€œPleasseee, please please pleaseee.โ€
You never really have to beg much for Sanji to say yes, but for this case you do and finally after 45 whole minutes of naughty touching and kissing behind his ear as he was in the kitchen he agrees
So, you did the usual; sucked his dick, praised him, got him way more riled up than needs to be and you decide its time to finally sink down onto his dick.
Well you do and not even 2 bounces in he is whimpering like a slut, and cumming like a whore.
โ€œWait wait wait waittttttโ€”FUCK!โ€ Sanji holds you down, the harsh grip on your waist as his own hips stutter slamming up into make you cry out he leans into your breast, breath barely escaping his mouth, โ€œYouโ€™re too good at thisโ€ฆโ€
You roll your eyes, your blondie actually looked cute so worn in the face already , sucking your bottom lip as you feel him twitch inside you, his cum making a mess of your thighs.
โ€œYou came alotโ€ฆโ€ You kiss and rub his head, you can hear him pout, Sanji felt embarrassed, usually he is able to at least TRY to not cum before you, but it was all too overwhelming for him.
โ€œItโ€™s okay, Jiโ€ฆโ€ You laugh picking his head up to cup his blushed cheeks, โ€œIโ€™m glad I make you feel good.โ€
โ€œYou make me feel like I died and went to Heaven butโ€ฆ.โ€
โ€ฆ.
โ€œYour pussy is a damn weapon of itself.โ€ He mumbles, covering his attitude by smothering his face back into your breast, You let out a chuckle , his vulgar words during sex never cease to make you turned on and flustered, considering he tries not to speak such filthy words outside of the bedroom.
โ€œJust relax we have all nightโ€”โ€”MMPHH!?โ€
Amazed by the swiftness of his speed, Sanji already had you on your back, small light kisses against your lips he looks down to realign himself.
You moan softly, feeling the way his tip was wiggling against your sensitive clit, your noises bring his eyes to snap at you, Sanji always had a tendency of seeing your face the moment he pushes himself inside.
โ€œYou donโ€™t have toโ€”ah!โ€ Throwing your head back on the fluffy pillow, the shift in his hips bring you to nip at your lip,
โ€œDammit I wish you could see your face right now.โ€ Sanji whispered against your lips, his damp hair tickling your cheek, โ€œYouโ€™re so fucking hot.โ€
Your mixtures of moans and giggles were intoxicating to the man, wrapping your arms and legs around him you crack a smile, โ€œYouโ€™re so โ€”-cuteโ€ฆโ€
Sanji blushes, once again feeling himself get close, he buried his face in your neck, breathless laughs hit your skin as his thrust transition from fast and shallow to deeper and slower.
You hum in content, rubbing his nape, โ€œYouโ€™re cuterโ€ฆ.way cuterโ€ฆ.โ€ Sanji finally lets out holding your hips to rock against his. You both coming close to a blissful orgasm to share together, he finally collapsed atop of you, peppering your neck in kisses, praising you softly.
โ€œThank you for the mealโ€ฆor whatever.โ€
You share another laugh with him under the covers.
He was so cute when he got like this. And it was all for you.
Law
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You are just a little shit and he knows it.
You always have to make him more stressed than what he is
Law swears up and down you get off to annoying him more than actually fucking him
Like now.
Law agreed to let you sit on his face, itโ€™s been a rough day for you both but as doing so you nearly kill him.
โ€œWhy are you trying to suffocate me.โ€
โ€œBecauseโ€ฆโ€
โ€œBecause why?!โ€
โ€œโ€ฆ.you made me upset.โ€
Law knows why youโ€™re โ€œupsetโ€, so he groans,
โ€œI told you Bepo needed me. Iโ€™m here now arent i?โ€
โ€œYou love Bepo more than me just say it.โ€ You pouted, your thick thighs beside his face as you sit bare naked atop of him.
Law sighs, his hands creep to your hips and traces shapes on your fatty dark skin, โ€œCโ€™monโ€ฆ.sit again. But donโ€™t fucking kill me this time.โ€
You turned your head, huffing, you werenโ€™t actually upset but being a brat came second nature to you. And Law knew it which is why when you got like this, when you didnโ€™t โ€œget your wayโ€ he took matters into his own hands.
Or moreso tongue.
โ€œL-Law?!โ€
Pushing your lower body back on his mouth he looks up at you, his eyes peering up to grab your arms and guide them against the headboard to hold yourself up.
โ€œS-stopโ€”ah! Stop it im mad at y-yyou.โ€ You rocked your hips, trying to move away and yet the flat of his tongue gliding and sliding against your slippery slit just turned him on more, just enough to pull out his own dick to stroke it.
You turn to notice, โ€œPervert!โ€
Law winks at you, โ€œThen do it yourself. I felt you clench anyways when you seen it. So whoโ€™s the real pervert?โ€
โ€œYou fuckerโ€”โ€œ
Pushing you lower against his mouth and holding down your thighs, you felt the vibrations of his groans, your pervy tatted boyfriend always gets so caught up in tasting you, that you nearly get lost in the pleasure yourself.
โ€œL-Law!โ€ฆ~โ€
You reach with one hand to stroke his shaft, grinding against his nose, hearing the wet sounds below you.
โ€œIโ€™m stillโ€”hm! mad at you!โ€
That earned you a smack to the ass, โ€œYeah yeah be mad and cum on my tongue.โ€ Law muffled on your clit, you wanted to curse him out so badly, and almost like he read your mind you could feel his 2 thicker fingers stretch your tiny hole, bringing you closer to,
โ€œโ€˜m close!โ€ You moaned out picking up your pace with your hand so he can cum with you.
You could hear his whimpers and heavy breathing, making a mess of your palms and knuckles as he bucked into your touch, You knew heโ€™d be super sensitive right after cumming, but you decided to turn yourself around and โ€œclean him upโ€.
โ€œWH-WAIT WAIT WAITโ€”FUCK Y/N!โ€ Lawโ€™s voice broke trying to sit up, feeling your slutty lips sucking and licking his twitching tip, โ€œN-NOT NOW!โ€
โ€œMmhmmโ€ You hummed mockingly against his shaft, โ€œIโ€™m just ganna clean you up.โ€
He knew exactly what you were doing, and as painfully good as your mouth felt he couldnโ€™t submit so easily to your demise, so he โ€œreturned the favorโ€, by moving you back on his face.
โ€œSt-stop it!โ€
โ€œWhat?โ€ Law teased, before giving your clit a kiss, โ€œIโ€™m just cLeAnInG yOu Up.โ€
The sheering competitiveness of you both lasted a while on who can make who cum first.
It was a tie.
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meowzfordayz ยท 7 months
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Authorโ€™s Note: this isnโ€™t nsfw, but itโ€™s ~explicit for other reasons. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿ’ฉ #shitposting #literally
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~
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Do you even love him ????? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคข
Haunted by your little gasps for air ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Canโ€™t take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses ๐Ÿฅฐ
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅด
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Highkey takes it as a challenge ๐Ÿ˜
A display of dominance, if you will ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely ๐Ÿ’€)ย 
You donโ€™t know it yet
But Inosukeโ€™s already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (heโ€™ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) โ˜•๏ธ
Eat a ton of dairy ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฆ
Make sure youโ€™re home ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) ๐Ÿค—
THATโ€™LL SHOW YOU WHOโ€™S BOSS !!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿซก
King of the Toilet anyone??? ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ‘‘
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Wonders why everything sounds louder??? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
A respectful gentleman tho โ˜บ๏ธ
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops ๐Ÿซข
Too bad his hearingโ€™s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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A little irritated ๐Ÿ™„
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time youโ€™re out w/ friends ๐Ÿคจ
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Kinda ๐Ÿฅฒ
Obanai has regrets ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Can smell the situation from a mile away ๐Ÿ˜…
Tbf, closing the door wouldnโ€™t have helped much ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Has to contemplate whether itโ€™s worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, โ€œLove, would you mind closing the door?โ€
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable ๐Ÿงปโ˜น๏ธ
Should he just knock himself out for now? ๐Ÿค—
Youโ€™d prob be upset if he didnโ€™t wake up in timeโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜’
Hmโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜”
๐Ÿ˜ต <โ€” Tanjirou inhaled too deeply
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โ€œBAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!โ€ ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut ๐Ÿคญ
(youโ€™re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc itโ€™s a lil far from the toilet seat ๐Ÿ˜…)
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Holds it against you ๐Ÿ˜Œ
~
โ€œShinobu, could you get me a glass of water?โ€ โ˜บ๏ธ
โ€œI donโ€™t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
~
โ€œShinobu, I want a kiss.โ€ ๐Ÿฅบ
โ€œMm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we canโ€™t always have what we want.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Chuckles to himself, at first ๐Ÿคญ
And then becomes concerned ๐Ÿ˜•
Is it supposed to sound like that? ๐Ÿ™
Or take this long?? โ˜น๏ธ Should he intrude? ๐Ÿ˜–
Itโ€™s not like thereโ€™s a closed door for him to bust downโ€ฆ
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once youโ€™ve returned to him), โ€œSo, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?โ€ โ˜บ๏ธ
๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜  <โ€” you
๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ <โ€” him
โ€œThey just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!โ€
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โ€œNext time, how about closing the door?โ€
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek ๐Ÿ˜ณ
And smack his shoulder ๐Ÿ˜ก
โ€œSanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ€œDid you wash your hands?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜
โ€œSANEMI!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜’
โ€œ... well?โ€ ๐Ÿ‘€
You are not amused ๐Ÿ˜
He acquiesces ๐Ÿ˜…
โ€œOkay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.โ€ ๐Ÿค“
โ€œI hate you.โ€ ๐Ÿฅฒ
โ€œBut you trust me enough to shit with the door open.โ€ ๐Ÿฅฐ
โ€œPiss off.โ€ ๐Ÿ™„
โ€œIโ€™m about to!โ€ ๐Ÿซก
(bc, yโ€™know, heโ€™s about to goโ€ฆ pissโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜†)
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Doesnโ€™t really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Until the next time you do it
โ€ฆ
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, heโ€™s flattered youโ€™re so comfortable around him โ˜บ๏ธ
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom ๐Ÿ˜ถ
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Def uncomfortable ๐Ÿ˜•
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you โ˜น๏ธ
Giyuu knows you wouldnโ€™t be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as heโ€™s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Which means
If he mentioned it, then youโ€™d likely end up teasing him ๐Ÿซ 
โ€œLove me so much, youโ€™ve even gotta listen to me poop?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰
*shudder shudder* ๐Ÿ˜ญ
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that ๐Ÿฅด)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™
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Good luck ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Tengenโ€™s never letting you live it down ๐Ÿ˜
Will write out instructions on โ€œHow to Use a Bathroomโ€ ๐Ÿค“
And stick โ€˜em on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: โœจDo your thingโœจ
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captainfern ยท 1 year
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hiii, how are you?? :)
so, I saw that your request is open and I would like to place an order if possible and especially if you like the idea!!
price x femreader, they met because of the friendship between reader and gaz/laswell (or whatever character you prefer!!!) and you know they fall in love but eventually john ends things because he thinks he's putting reader in danger. anyway they end up meeting again at a party/bar/club or some IDK social event and then they end up coming back!!! fluffy, smut and a little bit of angst.
I ended up thinking about it while listening to love song and california by lana del rey + attention by charlie puth lol lolol
ps: I just want to say that I love your writing and your fanfics!! you are one of my favorite call of duty blogs!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ’—
psยฒ: sorry if what i wrote was confusing to read, english it's not my first language
I hope your week is great and full of good things!!! bye bye ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’
Come As You Are
Captain John Price x fem!reader
[โ€œCome As You Areโ€ by Nirvana]
[18+]
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โ€ข summary - your captain ends your relationship after thinking heโ€™s putting you in danger. a year later, you meet again, and he shows you how much he regrets his original decision lol. โ€ข rating - 18+ โ€ข wordcount - 2.4k โ€ข warnings - fem!reader, unprotected piv, some sub!price, praise, oral [f!receiving], cum eating??? ugh idk, implied age gap, strong language, i tried to make it a bit fluffy but my whore brain blinds me ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคš, a smidge of angst but not really cause i just canโ€™t write angst ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โœฟ thank you youโ€™re too sweet !! i love the idea <3 iโ€™ve altered it a bit for the smut storyline but i hope itโ€™s ok !!
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Your relationship with Captain John Price had been nothing short of tumultuous.
It wasnโ€™t necessarily a bad thing, but the entirety of your relationshipโ€” both platonic and romanticโ€” was much different to others your age.
You had met Price on a whimโ€” Gaz, your best friend since childhood, introduced you to the idea of joining the military. You did, and he eventually got you the opportunity of a life time, working in an actual task force.
You had been ecstatic. You were a good shot, a machine with a gun, and you knew your skills were unmatched. You had walked into your first day on the task force thinking you were more than just a rookie.
One meeting with Captain Price changed that.
He made sure you knew you had to work for it. You had to work as a part of the team, pull your weight, and ensure that everyone else got to the same point as you did. He put you through your paces, he pushed you to your limits, and eventually, it all came to a head.
You fired up at him. Why was he picking on you? Why was he singling you out? You were just as capable as Ghost and Soap and Gaz. Why did he insist on making your rookie year a living hell?
His answer caught you by surpriseโ€” a deep grunt, a jerk of his hand on your shirt, and the slamming of his mouth to yours.
And thatโ€™s how it started.
Much similar to how it ended.
[Flashback]:
โ€œI canโ€™t keep putting you in danger like this.โ€ Price said, as you lay on a hospital stretcher, blood marring your face and a deep wound to your stomach, wrapped in gauze.
โ€œItโ€™s not your fault, captain.โ€ You breathed, the lights of the hospital room giving you a headache.
He grimaced. โ€œItโ€™s is my fault. Andโ€ฆ the thought of losing youโ€ฆ bloody hell, sarge, itโ€™s tearing me apart.โ€
You blinked at him, raising a weak hand to place on his, rubbing his knuckles. โ€œYouโ€™re not going to lose me, Price.โ€
He nodded slowly, eyes glistening. โ€œYeahโ€ฆ I wonโ€™t lose you, love. Because youโ€™re being discharged.โ€
You were confused. โ€œFrom the hospital?โ€
Price cleared his throat, emotion choking him. โ€œNo, love. From the task force.โ€
You stared at him, thousands of different emotions brewing inside you, bubbling in the cauldron of your mind. The final product was tears, unexpectedly, streaming down your face. He looked at you, flooded with guilt, shifting his hand so he could grip yours tight.
โ€œPriceโ€ฆโ€
โ€œIโ€™m sorry, love,โ€ he whispered. โ€œIโ€™ve lost too many people in this profession. I canโ€™t lose you too.โ€
โ€œThatโ€™s not your choice to make.โ€ Your voice broke.
Price just nodded. โ€œIt is. Captainโ€™s orders.โ€
Then, he kissed youโ€” gentle, slow, an apology. Your face was wet with tears, shining in his facial hair. He put every bit of emotion he had into that kiss, before he stood up, squeezed your hand one last time, and walked out of the room.
โ€ขยฐโ€ข
A year later, you sat at the bar of the most popular night club in the area. The music pulsed around you, bright lights flashing through the darkness, painting the walls neon.
After leaving the militaryโ€” a gunshot scar on your stomach as a souvenirโ€” you pursued what you always wanted to do. Morphing back into civilian life after spending a couple of years in the military was difficult, but you made it work.
You especially made it work when you finally had the freedom to go out and get absolutely wasted.
But tonight was different.
You sat at the bar, swirling your drink in its glass, pouting into space. Today was the one year anniversary of you being discharged. Despite having knocked back several drinks, your appetite for alcohol had soured, and you suddenly just wanted to go home.
You exited the club and were met by the crisp night air. Shivering, you wrapped your arms around you and prepared to call yourself a taxi.
โ€œAll alone?โ€ A random man approached you, around your age, and smiled.
How the literal fuck did he want you to reply to that question? Does it look like youโ€™re standing with a bunch of people?
โ€œOh, uh, no. Iโ€™m just waiting for myโ€ฆ boyfriend.โ€ You stammered, hugging your arms around you tighter as you tried to pull out your phone with shaking hands.
โ€œWell, you want some company while you wait?โ€ The man asked, and you shook your head, trying to be as polite as possible.
โ€œNo thank you, Iโ€™m fine,โ€ you were trying to think of something to say to get him to leave. โ€œMy, uh, my boyfriend doesnโ€™t like me talking to other guys.โ€
The man hummed, getting closer to you. โ€œSounds like a prick, your boyfriend. How about I buy you a drink then?โ€
Was this guy dumb?
โ€œNo, thank you.โ€ You said, taking a large step away from him.
He went to follow, but suddenly, he was yanked backwards by the collar of his shirt, and he made a distressed sound from the back of his throat as he stumbled.
You did poorly to hide your shock as Price, in all his glory, stood on the pavement, grabbing the random man by the scruff of his neck.
โ€œShe said no, did she not?โ€ Price growled. โ€œSo fuck off.โ€
The man scrambled to regain his footing, before he was hurrying away. You took a deep breath, body suddenly hot as Price approached you, a solemn look on his face.
โ€œLoveโ€ฆโ€
โ€œLook, thanks for that, but I should really get goingโ€”โ€ You rambled, turning away, but he caught your wrist.
He pulled you closer to him, the warmth of his body comforting in the midnight chill. His eyes scanned your face, soft. He brought his free hand up to the side of your head, running his thumb along your cheekbone.
โ€œWhat are you doing here, Price?โ€ You forced yourself to ask, voice quiet.
He didnโ€™t reply straight away. He just cradled your face after bringing his other hand up from your wrist, cupping your other cheek. He stared at you, like he was memorising your features, eyes suddenly glossy and a small smile quirking at the corners of his mouth.
โ€œJust out for a drink.โ€ Price answered, and you could smell the faint aroma of tobacco, whiskey and mint on him. โ€œYou?โ€
โ€œSame.โ€ You replied, relishing in his large hands around your face.
He thumbed your cheekbones, sighing softly to himself. โ€œIโ€™veโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve missed you, love.โ€
You were trying not to cry now.
โ€œThink about you every day,โ€ Price breathed. โ€œIโ€ฆ I made a mistake. Iโ€™m so sorry I let you go.โ€
You felt paralysed by his words, pinned beneath his gaze. Your body was hot and cold at the same time, your hands clammy but goosebumps still rippled along your bare arms.
โ€œIโ€™m such an idiot. I should neverโ€ฆ I should never have let you go the way I did,โ€ Price said. โ€œI was just so scared of losing you that, in reality, I did lose you, didnโ€™t I?โ€
You nodded slowly, tears stinging in your eyes. โ€œYeahโ€ฆโ€
Price held your face tighter, but still gently. โ€œJesus, love, Iโ€™m so sorry. Will you let me make it up to you? Iโ€ฆ I have so much to say. So much to apologise for.โ€
You felt yourself nod again. โ€œLetโ€™s go back to mine.โ€
โ€ขยฐโ€ข
โ€œIโ€™m sorry, loveโ€”โ€
When you went back to your place, you had every intention of talking it through with Price. After all, it had been a year since you had last spoken to each other.
โ€œIโ€™m so sorry, my love. I missed you so muchโ€”โ€
You had a feeling deep in your stomach that youโ€™d forgive him, that youโ€™d give in to his charm. So you accepted his apology. Of course you did. You loved him.
โ€œMissed you so muchโ€” should never have made you goโ€” Iโ€™m so sorryโ€”โ€
You loved Captain John Price.
โ€œAh, fuck, love, missed this, missed youโ€”โ€
Which is why the two of you were fucking on your couch.
โ€œMissed this pretty cuntโ€” ah, fuck.โ€ He gripped your hips as you rode him, moving back and forth, up and down on his lap.
He was panting and whining beneath you, your hands on his shoulders, keeping you grounded. He watched the way you sucked him in; where his cock slipped in and out of your dripping heat. Each bounce you made on his cock, each squeeze of your gummy walls, made him spew out even more rambles, throwing his head back and huffing loudly into your living room.
โ€œSo good, sโ€™good as I remember,โ€ he groaned as you ground yourself against him. โ€œMissed this wet cunt. Missed you, love.โ€
A broken record, he was. But it was playing the most beautiful of symphonies.
โ€œI know, Price, I know,โ€ you said. โ€œMissedโ€ฆ haโ€ฆ missed you too.โ€
He looked at you, and thatโ€™s when you noticed his eyes were brimming with tears. He moved his hands from your hips to your waist, gripping you comfortingly as you worked your cunt around his cock, moving in tandem with the small thrusts of his hips.
You felt your heart melt. Leaning in, you sealed his mouth in a warm kiss. He moaned into it, tongue licking against yours, chest flushed to your bare tits. The coarse hair made you squirm in his lap.
โ€œSo good, love, so good, fucking hell,โ€ Price mumbled as you pulled out of the kiss. He ducked his head to suck at your neck, and you could feel a slightly cold wetness. Tears? โ€œLove you so much, my love.โ€
You were relishing in the way he whined into your neck, holding you as if youโ€™d fly away at any moment. His thrusts were becoming more desperate, you noticed, and your thighs began to ache in your attempts to keep up.
โ€œI love you too.โ€ You whispered, legs shaking.
Usually, itโ€™d be you reaching your peak first. But, just as that burning sensation began to build in your lower tummy, Price was letting out a guttural moan from the crook of your neck.
He was thrusting into you in mismatched rhythm, teeth skimming against the soft skin of your neck.
โ€œIโ€™m sorry, Iโ€™m sorryโ€” fuck, I canโ€™tโ€”โ€ Price moaned, shooting his load inside you.
You hummed a moan, mouth parting as his motions stilled. You stopped your movements as well, cunt aching with the need for release. You were so closeโ€”
Price held your flushed body to him, whimpering softly into the curve of your neck. His semi-hard cock plugged his seed into the depths of your cunt, which throbbed around him in tandem with your racing heart. You could feel slight droplets of his cum and your arousal begin to seep out of you.
โ€œโ€˜M sorry,โ€ he whispered, sucking at your neck. โ€œCouldnโ€™t wait. Felt so good โ€˜round me. So wet and tight.โ€
Your stomach fluttered, body tight and tingling and your core was almost aching. You let out a shaky exhale. Price could feel the way you were twitching around his cock, and he suddenly felt even more guilty.
But an idea came to mind.
Carefullyโ€” with whatever remaining strength he had after coming the hardest he had in over a yearโ€” he lifted you off of his cock. He moved you from his lap so that you were laying on your back across the couch.
You stared at him as he massaged his hands up your bare legs. His eyes trailed along your dripping cunt, watching his cum leak out. He gripped his cock, stroking it a few times, before groaning and releasing it. He instead grabbed hold of your thighs as he positioned himself along the couch also.
He placed your thighs on either side of his head, the sensitive flesh of your inner thighs tickled by his beard. You writhed against the couch as his warm breath fanned against your dripping core.
โ€œPrice?โ€ You voiced.
โ€œYeah, love?โ€
โ€œWhatโ€™re you doing?โ€
His hands tightened around the fat of your thighs. He grunted, โ€œApologising.โ€
Then, his mouth came into contact with your heat. You jerked, eyes rolling in your skull, hips pushing against his face. He probed your abused hole with his tongue; thick and warm, making you moan loudly.
The sounds were obscene. He was literally lapping his own cum out of your cunt, mixed with your arousal; a lustrous elixir that continued to pool down the slope of your arse, smearing across his face.
His tongue moved in and out of you. With each movement, he was grunting and releasing guttural sounds from the back of his throat. He massaged your thighs, kneading the soft flesh with large, calloused fingers.
Priceโ€™s nose nudged your clit repeatedly; the enflamed nerves hyper-sensitive. You moaned his name, shooting a hand down to clamp into his hair. You tugged, pulling his face further into your cunt, and he hummed, satisfied.
He traced his tongue up and down your folds, circling around your clit before applying suction and drawing it into his mouth. You wanted to scream as the pressure built, before he was dragging his mouth back around your hole, stuffing his tongue back inside with an embarrassing squelch.
โ€œPrice, oh my god, Price,โ€ you groaned, grinding yourself onto his face. โ€œSo close, โ€˜m so close.โ€
Price spurred you on, redoubling his movements, fucking his tongue into you faster. Your stomach was growing tight with pleasure, your legs shaking against his head, breath coming in pants.
โ€œHngh,,, oh, fuck, Priceโ€”!โ€ You moaned as your orgasm slammed into you.
You felt yourself gush into Priceโ€™s mouth as he continued his ministrations, tongue stroking you through your release. His happily lapped up every last milky droplet of you release, humming contentedly against you.
You whined, tugging his head away from your core, urging him to kiss you. He complied, his face wet, the taste of you on his lips.
โ€œMissed you so much, my love,โ€ he whispered, kissing you again. โ€œIโ€™m never letting you out of my sight again. I promise.โ€
You giggled. โ€œWell, I am going to have to go to the bathroom.โ€
โ€œGuess youโ€™ll have an audience.โ€ Price said jokingly, and you laughed again.
โ€œI didnโ€™t take you for a voyeur, Price,โ€ you winked. โ€œI also didnโ€™t think you had a piss kink. Damn. The more you know.โ€
Price rolled his eyes. โ€œDonโ€™t even start, love.โ€
He pressed a kiss to your forehead, his lower face tacky and still rather wet. But you didnโ€™t care.
โ€œI love you, Captain.โ€
โ€œI love you more, my darling.โ€
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Your writing is so amazing! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
You mentioned that you like people sharing blurbs so I thought Iโ€™d share one!
In Sagau I imagined the statues of the creator to have an aura around it. Like it changes depending on their mood. so sometimes people will visit the statues to feel closer to the creator or to talk to the statue. It would be customary to visit the statues when one is really happy to share their happiness with the creator. Which would cause little bursts of happiness within the creators everyday life.
I just thought it was a sweet headcanon to share! I hope you have a good day!
AHH this got buried in my asks :'(
GOD UR SO SWEET IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS FUCK ME-
This gif is what it feels like when ppl send me little snippets or blurbs fr:
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Just ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’—โœจ๏ธ
Thank you so saying that about my writing ๐Ÿฅบ<333
this is actualy the best headcanon, i love worldbuilding stuff like this, like reader having statues/how ppl treat them/emotive statues like?? genius??
idk if yall are into the ship, but the worldbuilding in this zhongli/childe fic goes so hard, and this kinda reminded me of how the author descibed genuine/"filling" offerings to the gods being like, less of a business transaction and more of a, "i got so happy seeing all the flowers i handmade a flower crown just to share it with you!" and THATS what you give a god to give them a satisfying meal
EDIT 4/10/24: SORRY I FORGOT TO PUT FIC NAME AND LINK HERE YA GO <3
anyone that being all said i like to take ur headcanon in that way, where ppl make a song or something w/lots of emotion (usually positive) and send it ur way as an offering <3
THANK U AND SORRY AGAIN FOR NEVER REPLYING,
Safe Travels Pebbles,
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TINY POST BUT PLS FEAST UR EYES UPON THEIR CUTE HEADCANON BELOVEDS <33
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jade-green-butterfly ยท 2 months
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Todayโ€™s a very important and special day, folks...~๐ŸŒŸToday is the awesome Ron Funchesโ€™ birthday, which means itโ€™s my special darling boi, Cooperโ€™s birthday too!!๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‚โœจ๐Ÿ˜
Preparing for the special occasion, I started thinking up of what I could draw for him and Ron this year...๐Ÿค”And then I thought, โ€˜Iย know! I could draw an AU where I am a well-loved pop idol, just like BroZone and I am performing specially for Cooper on his birthday, whilst he totally yet adorably fanboys over me!โ€™ย ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜€ I did just that and...WOW!!๐Ÿ˜ฒIt turned out even more amazing and eye-catching as I hoped and planned~!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’–I am so pleased of how I got me and Cooper's poses spot on from what I had in mind~๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜And yep! Before anyone asks...that IS a BroZone-inspired jacket I've got on!๐Ÿ˜†(Peach colour~โœจ๐Ÿ‘) I just had to add that for my Pop Idol AU look, along with singing the Spice Girls' 'Spice Up Your Life'~ (a late 90's hit from my childhood)๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜š I feel my style here was a cute combination of the Trolls movies and TrollsTopia, whilst I aimed to combine the background of my performance on stage with Cooper's dreamy vision as he's truly awe(love)struck over me, bless him~๐Ÿ’—๐ŸฅฐHehe~!๐ŸคญAnd of course, I gave our darling birthday prince a 'Cupcake King' theme to his party hat, because he is one - my Cupcake King~๐Ÿฉทโ™›๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‰ Hope you all like too, dears!๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปI really enjoyed making this piece, especially for Ron and my beloved sweet jellybean, Cooper~๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿซถ๐ŸปU//w//U๐Ÿ’˜
๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽŠ~A very Happy Birthday to you, Cooper a.k.a Ron Funches!~๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰ =^o^=๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‚โœจ๐ŸŽ I love you with all my heart and thank-you so, so much for all the happiness and love you have brought me~๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿซ‚xoxo.
*~Reblogs are also deeply appreciated as well, so please do reblog as well as like! Thank-you kindly!~*
Cooper (c) DreamWorks Trolls/DreamWorks Animation Trollsona Jussy/Justina Butterfly (c) @jade-green-butterfly (Me~!)
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happy valentines day darlingggggggggg!!!!!!!! :3 a little late cuz i may have had to kill someone who had a gift for u but that just means i get to give it to u AND all the gifts i already got for u >:3 i love u soooooo much tobiiiii ur my only valentine and i will make sure im ur only one too no matter the cost heehee~ ๐Ÿ’–โšก๐Ÿ’–โšกlove ya!!!
- yoomtah!!
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