#not really a joke

[loudcycletaco]

Waking up in the morning has got to be the worst part of my day

#mentally unstable #mentally fucked #imma kms #im gonna cry #bpd #im exhausted #not really a joke #i dont wanna wake up tomorrow #i hate waking up

[marune2]

Teen Josele and tag shenanigans oh and Morgan

Josele is @loosesodamarble oc

Tag whas @heinrich-18 oc but is mine now

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Tag looking at josele wo did right now put Ida to sleep he’s purr darling gremlin sister and now talking she to Morgan and it’s happened she flex whit her muscles whit out knowing or dose she?

Tag:oh darling canty you are strong

Josele looking at Tag surprise: uh thank you“smile she it’s surprising he is normally a tease

Tag standing up and go to josele and put her face up in front of he’s „ oh darling if you were a man Morgan would have no shanks I would eat you wole up more I would bring you to eat my „smile

Josele going red and is irritated Morgan is right there!!!!!!!!!!

Morgan: Brother stop you going to fare…“smile

Josele back of she know Tag is gay but this?!: well thank you but this is…..a bit to fare…..

Tag just smile for a moment and break out in laughing „oh dear got ya don’t be scared big bro I don’t take her away from you!!!! You face dear canty I going to die laughing

Morgan: this is not funny Tag whit something like this shouldn’t you not joking!

Josele just stare

Tag just looking normal bored again but smile : wo say I did make a joke? Dear big bro and canty?

Morgan and josele looking just perplexed at him

Tag :anyway I going to the candy shop again see ya „and run then of

Josele :tag you such a tease…..“seufs

Morgan:yes he is „smile just unsure

#Tag Faust #josele canty #morgen faust #morgan #black clover #black clover au #oc #black clover oc #teasing #Family #joke’s #not really a joke #Tag is a flirt #but he is gay #embarrassing

[teddykaczynski]

i need to find the youtuber rpf yaoi fic thatll help me understand this emotion

#not really a joke

[sharky-unknown]

How I feel when I finally get back custody of my widgetable pet after having to watch it be neglected by it's co-parent

#bible joke #widgetable #not really a joke #i cant get my friend to stop neglecting my son

[aceofvase]

who wants to send me like two or three weeks of E

#not really a joke #my health insurance screwed me and now I’m basically out #I’ve got exactly 6.75 days’ worth I just checked #and after that I have to hope that I can get more on the 18th #but even then I might not be able to #and that’s not even discussing laser #things are going great. #want less of this? block this tag

[ferallore-hound]

I love watching gaslight, gatekeep, fembosses profit off of men's self-induced loneliness for profit.

#not really warframe #not really a joke

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

[spiribia]

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#talks #its not about previously disliking vegetables. #I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without. #also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post #that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[vraska-theunseen]

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

#alex talks #this was a piece i didn't really know what to do with so i put the holes in at first and then someone im in class with suggested i bite it #(i think she was joking) and after i took out a chunk she said she meant just put an indent so i tried that too and that's why it's mismash

[loudcycletaco]

Funny how people will treat me like shit and think it didn’t affect me because I said “it’s okay”, just to make things clear, someone could literally throw me out of a window and if they apologized I would say “it’s okay”…

#mentally unstable #mentally fucked #imma kms #im gonna cry #bpd #im exhausted #not really a joke #tw depressing stuff #self destructive behavior #selflessness #it’s okay #it’s not okay #it’s not fine

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm! #one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

[joycrispy]

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

#also because tumblr has a very specific way that it interacts with the media it loves #like make no mistake; when we made Goncharov we were a little bit making fun of ourselves #and the way we project high emotion and significance onto even the smallest details #(also the way we want everything to be gay) #tiktok isn’t doing that. they think the joke is the fake movie itself. but the fake movie isn't really the point. #the point is the fake FANDOM #goncharov

[randomprose]

the "tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect" was not part of my 2022 bingo card

#goncharov #this website is on a whole new level of unhinge jfc #love how this turned out tho #and the commitment to the bit #it's like one big inside joke that everyone is in on #oh god imagine how confused the digital archivist in the future will be #like #was there or was there not a movie called goncharov??? #did martin scorsese direct it really?? where is it then?? #and they'll never find it #text

[asocketwrench]

it's all coming together

#gengar #pokemon #pkmn #pokémon #asexual #nonbinary #pride month #this was an inside joke when I made it because I'm ace NB and post gengar really sorry if I offended any bisexuals :(