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thegeminisage · 13 days

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i guess it star trek update time. last night we watched ds9's "armageddon game" and tng's "sub rosa."

armageddon game (ds9):

this one was so fun and evil. i LOVE when obrien and julian are besties and yes they fought once but they were besties in most of this

NIGHTMARE scenario for keiko. im glad they actually put her in this instead of it happening offscreen but im sad there was no reunion :(

keiko realizing the recording had been tampered with bc of the coffee thing and then finding out that wasnt true is actually lowkey terrifying. they came THIS CLOSE. what a twist ending

quark's toast was like...strangely sweet. good for him.

i cant believe DAX was gonna keep julians journals instead of sending them back to his parents?? i also cant believe julian kept a diary for years and then decided to hand all of his diaries to his crush lol like he is insane

julian foot fetish also. don't think i forgot. i didn't. what a loser <3

these aliens being so committed to peace they'll kill people is actually kind of funny. you missed the point by lightyears

i liked how serious sisko was in this episode. he was wearing his very very very serious face. he was not fucking around. i also liked that he believed keiko INSTANTLY. on tng picard would have offered 1000000 other reasons why keiko was out of her mind bc in fairness she does sound fucking nuts but sisko believed her right away and immediately started an investigation because he trusts his people and also by extension their spouses. ugh i love him SO MUCH sisko for PRESIDENT

sub rosa (tng):

wow. wow wow wow wow wow

where do i even. BEGIN. with sub rosa

so, i knew there was a sex ghost in this episode and i was sort of aware that the sex ghost fucked or wanted to fuck beverly. but i had NO IDEA what i was truly in for

firstly, let's get this out of the way, this is a FAMILY SEX GHOST. "all the howard women have green eyes" "nana was over 100 and had a lover!" can you IMAGINE having like a family vibrator. the same vibrator your grandma used. getting off to her erotic diary entries. getting off, i repeat, to your grandma's stories about your grandma HAVING SEX with the SAME SEX GHOST who is chatting you up. beverly is INSANE

deanna took all this with so much good sportsmanship. first of all, i'm so thrilled that they're the kind of girlfriends who can share their wet dreams with one another in GRAPHIC detail. secondly, her fucking face journeys when beverly was talking about this shit in ten forward I REPEAT IN PUBLIC SHE WAS LIKE YEAH I WAS GETTING OFF TO MY GRANDMA'S DIARY

picard SOOOO put off that beverly would leave his ass to fuck a 30yo with long hair. JUSTICE! who's skipping breakfast now bitch. run around on her one more time i fucjing dare you. you WILL respect the woman you impregnated with the affair baby

speaking of affair babies, when beverly was like yeah all my family members have green eyes except mom and me i was like......is SHE the affair baby? sadly, no. but i know she had one

beverly looked the most beautiful she's ever been by the way. real bodice ripper shit. picard you blew it so bad

speaking of bodice ripper, there is a version of this where it's very serious and an allegory for abuse and the sex was dubiously consensual etc etc etc. this has happened to deanna so many times and it was so icky because it was obviously a male fantasy which objectified her. fortunately i don't think anyone can be expected to take a story seriously when it involves your grandma's sex ghost so i was perfectly happy to have a good time

WHEN THEY EXHUJED THE BODY. BY SIMPLY BEAMING IT OUT OF THE GROUND.

nana who looked not even a little bit dead sitting up in her coffin bc she was possessed and zapping the daylights out of geordi and data. PLEASE.

also, sorry, i nearly forgot, but picard walking in on her while she was quite literally fucking the sex ghost. ohhhh i KNOW he was sick

OH YEAH AND. the gravestones saying vader and mcfly. set designers i love you forever

anyway, hands down the funniest and perhaps my favorite tng episode of all time. that was the first real laugh i've had in almost a week

TONIGHT: ds9's "whispers" and tng's "lower decks."

#personal #star trek blogging #ds9 lb #tng lb

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kylermalloy · 9 months

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Hi hello sorry for spamming ur notifs sndndnd i have a question for you! Are you just into elijah and klaus (and rebekah too??) or do u go crazy for all the mikaelsons? If u dont whats the main appeal of elijah and klaus for you! Im very glad to have found ppl who are also Insane™ about the mikaelsons in the year of our lord 2023 and its really fun seeing ur takes on things and reading ur work! Hope u have a good day/night uwu

Hi hi hi never apologize for spamming! How else would we express our passion for the things we love? ❤️

Klaus and Elijah are definitely my favorites out of all the Mikaelsons, but I do love Rebekah a lot too! Freya, Finn, and Kol are further down the list, in that order. I love my murder children, but I’m not their mother—I’m not obligated to love them all equally!

I think the main appeal of Klaus and Elijah for me is simply their intensity. They’re the first originals we meet in tvd, and before we even see them together onscreen we can tell they have a fraught, complicated history—yet there’s love there too.

The flashbacks to the 15th century as they prepare to sacrifice Katherine? Klaus laughing about their silly ploys throughout history, while Elijah gazes lovingly over his shoulder? Bliss. I swoon. And the scene in present day, after Klaus has broken the curse and has just transformed back into a human? Elijah, the previous night (or however long ago) was prepared to kill him. Had his hand in his heart and everything. Yet now here he is, helping Klaus dress like some kind of butler—someone who’s been there for him like this time and again.

I go similarly insane about the flashbacks to the 1920s, in which Klaus has to explicitly tell the audience that Rebekah is his sister and not, you know, his girlfriend. But they do undercut this slightly with Rebekah immediately jumping on Stefan and, while I approve, climb that ripper tree, it does take away from her psychotic, erotic bond with Klaus.

And that’s just in tvd! That’s only setting the stage for TO! In TO, Klaus and Elijah’s bond is ramped up to main character status. Elijah is simultaneously Klaus’s brother-associate, his overbearing, cautioning father figure, and the lover with whom he has frequent spats and reconciliations. Klaus is having a baby? No, Elijah says, we’re having a baby! And inserts himself into this pregnancy situation with Hayley, and no one questions it.

(Klaus and Rebekah’s relationship also gets some amazing moments in s1 of TO, and for the first time Rebekah and Elijah’s relationship gets to shine too! But alas, after some of the best episodes of the entire show—episodes 1x14-16—Rebekah departs, so we get to see less of her with her siblings, and Klelijah continues to take center stage.)

I could detail every single thing I love about Klelijah’s relationship, their ups and downs, their tragedy and their comedy—and I might come back later and add on, if I feel like it!—but yeah, that’s my draw to these two. Canon is so generous with them, and I simply go crazy for it!

Not to mention—the actors’ chemistry had a huge hand in all this. They bounce off each other so well, and their mannerisms are so different yet both so old at the same time. You really believe they’ve known each other for a thousand years, and any fight that they have is mere window dressing to the centuries they’ve stood shoulder to shoulder.

And not only that! But! (⚠️Spoilers for the end of TO, if anyone still cares about that⚠️) The show rewards me and lets them die together. Klaus makes the ultimate sacrifice for his daughter, and Elijah’s like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess I’ll die too, and follows him into oblivion for no other reason than he wanted to. Ah yes, a very normal brotherly relationship. (I’m going FERAL just thinking about it again!)

Truly I have not been normal about them since 2018, and that doesn’t look to be changing anytime soon. I will keep repeating myself in posts like these until…either the whole world understands the brilliance of TO, or until I die. Whichever comes first.

#asks #freakazoidr17cr-5 #the originals #klelijah #klebekah #thanks for sending this in!#it sure is fun being insane about these dumb vampires <3 #even more fun when you have other people to be insane with!

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coolpointsetta · 8 months

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do you want to hear more of my hannibal!ted lasso au?

TOO BAD IM SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY ABOUT IT ANYWAY

(hannibal spoilers ahead lmao)

- REBECCA IS THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF THE FBI!!!

- ofc Mannion is the Dolarhyde narrative equivalent. Rebecca got promoted because she was the one who hunted him down bc she knew who he was and that’s part of the reason they divorced. everyone thought she was crazy. she wasnt.

- nate and roy as psychiatric rivals. ROY GETS CONTACTED BY TED ABOUT JAMIE AKA THE MOST SAUGHT AFTER PATIENT EVER INSTEAD OF NATE AND NATE THINKS ITS THE ULTIMATE “WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE” AFTER NATE LEFT THE FBI AND TED TO RUN THE BSHCI

- ZAVA IS MASON VERGER. ZAVA IS MASON VERGER.

- Jamie teaches at the FBI academy only bc the government wont let him be employed privately. he acc wanted to retire and work at a pre-school or smn.

- Jamie is Ted’s Most Special BAU Baby. Ted wholeheartedly believes that his love and acceptance and support is enough to keep Jamie from falling off the deep end in spite of every other professional saying “please. please stop. LOOK AT HIM HE’S GOT ANXIETY.”

- what about. WHAT ABOUT. WHAT ABOUT HENRY AS MIRIAM LASS. WHAT ABOUT THAT. WHAT IF THAT’S THE REASON TED PUSHES JAMIE TO FIND THE RIPPER BUT ALSO TRIES TO SUFFOCATE HIM WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION AND PROTECT HIM FROM THE WORLD WHILE EXPOSING HIM TO ONLY THE WORST PARTS OF IT.

- royjamie version of the ladder scene. thats. thats it thats the fic.

- roy killing james tartt sr after the man insults his practice. and feeds him to jamie. lovingly. either pre- or post-s1 finale. i think pre then he tells him afterwards, like in the late s2 era

- Roy and Roy’s sister were separated when the Lecter family was attacked and their other siblings were yk fed to them, and Roy, years later, didn’t realise that Phoebe was acc his niece until after he framed Jamie by “killing” her and they were living together.

- just jamie with will’s sass and all of his self confidence. “some lazy psychiarty there dr kent.” and “i dont want to kill you any more, dr kent. not now that i finally find you interesting.”

- roy as hannibal is so. HE’S SO. “long pig.” and “nothing here is vegetarian.” and “abigail hobbs is dead / long live abigail hobbs”

this is all semi-incoherent nonsense. i will be back with actual Plot and Legible Notes. probably.

oh my

oh my god

OH MY GOD

YOURE SUCH A GENIUS!!!!

roy and nate as rivals??? royjamie ladder scene?? TED TRYING TO HELP JAMIE AAAAAHHHHH

goddddddd ITS TOO GOOD

Thank you for sharing your thoughts i absolutely adore them i’m so normal about it (lies)

#asks

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star-mum · 8 months

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Criminal Minds 2x18 - Live Star Reaction

Sunny said this is one of her faves so I must do what I do best (babble incoherently

A THREEQUEL ????? We don't normally get a "Previously on" for this show

is SOMEONE gonna say something about how Reid is acting (besides Em and Derek, my beloveds)

getting killed by a natural disaster on the murder show is kinda super lame

did he just FAKE A SERIAL KILLER DEATH ??????

WILLIAM LEMON TANGO !!!! YEEAAAAHHH

"Til he kills again" Hotch really knows how to lighten up the mood

💜 Ethan 💜

Reid is being such a Dick to Emily specifically, idk if it's cause she's new so he doesn't trust her as much (he's reluctant to accept help and keeps lashing out but when Morgan pushed a little, Spence caved in and talked to him) or of something about her bothers him (like idk they're both the most brainy, some competitiveness that's been amped up cause of what happened)

Morgan doing a little ✌️ while being introduced in tHE MIDDLE OF AN ACTIVE CRIME SCENE (I love him so much, I actually can't stand it)

oh no he cut "Jones" into the wall, SORRY IM STUPID

I really like Lemon Tango SKSKSK he has such a Noir Detective Vibes

I never know if I'm being smart when I figured something out before the characters or if the show writers make it easier for the audience on purpose (not that I did this time but I have my big brained moments)

"Reid you scared me!" "always been one step ahead of you, man" yeah no, I agree with the fandom on this one KSKSKSKS

REID ???? ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE ?? THERE'S A ON GOING MURDER INVESTIGATION ???

"this is New Orleans, honey. It's a culture thing" JJ is stronger than me, I would've fucked this man in the middle of that full bar

"and this involves the case, how?" "it doesn't, I'm just flirting" 😶 sunny I think there might another request coming your way soon 😶

also Emily and Derek are my new favorite besties, I love their interactions so much <3

when they first referenced Jack the Ripper, I was gonna make a (probably not tasteful) "historical reparations" joke bUT YEAH NO KINDA EXACTLY THE ROUTE THEY'RE GOING

"What do we know about Female Serial Killers?" *has read exactly 1 book about them* not much *Reid mentions Aileen Wuornos* hEy I KNOW THAT ONE !

is it gonna be that woman in blue who sent Lemon Tango the drink?

I'll never remember his name right (Lamontagne ?)

SAY IT EMILY, GET HIS ASS (I know he went through a lot but someone needs to get his ass back into shape)

Breaking News: Man with the Worst Game Ever gets gutted in an alley (I wrote this before his body showed up, she actually dumped him in a alley)

JONES ?? J R ??? FUCKING JONES MAYHAPS ???? If this guy's name is Jones I'm gonna... Nevermind :3

Can we bring Elle back for one ep so she can shoot this guy too? (Jr guy)

It is the second time (that I remember) that Derek has called Garcia "mama" and I think I might have AO3 business to attend to later today (THESE TWO ARE KILLING ME SMALLS)

"Awn babygirl you never disappoint" 😩😩😩😩 HE STARTED TO SEDUCE ME, I STARTED TO BE SEDUCED BY HIM

William put his gun down and I literally let out an almost impressed gasp like "...Lemon Tango !" SKSKSLSK that's his name forever now

this ep makes me really sad, this actress is killing me, wE GONNA GET YOU SOME THERAPY BBY ! I feel really bad for cases like this one, literally so many people had a hand in those murders, it's not her fault

oh thank fucking god, it's finally Gideon Dad Time

"I'll never miss another plane again" good job baby <3 ily... nOW GO APOLOGIZE TO EMILY

I REALLY FUCKING LIKED THIS EPISODE !!

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beepbeepdespair · 1 year

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stargrave update: holy shit this one got surprisingly emotional. but first i have to cover last week's because i was ill so i missed it :( essentially im told that marmalade (still refuse to call him mortimer) in fact has a son, he had somehow become a massive demon but we beat the demon out of him, also we beat the red root out of each other so we can stop infighting now lmao

and now we move onto what happened today. so. death tried to take marmalade's son to the afterlife, his son refused and said he wanted to stay and fight with his dad, death said he couldn't but he could take his father's place and fight so his dad could rest, he was prepared to accept it but marmalade said absolutely not so his son went off with death 🥺 and then the fish we've had with us for a while now and gotten poison from turned into a woman?? death said "thank you you've been a good spy" and she suddenly became a woman dressed in red. apparently we've met her before but no one remembers her lmao

and then we saw the guy from the vision we all saw and luda, the nemesis of our character mon (idk if that's how it's spelt) go into a portal but when we tried to go through we all ended up in different places. ripper (the name of roman's character) was in a cave and watched a vision of... his own death. yeah, fun. basically he saw a figure coming up and killing him, then baby cleaver (yes, THAT cleaver we worked for at the very beginning) ran up and started crying over the death of his brother, then death came and took ripper away and the vision ended. the fact that the figure walked through ripper because it was a dream was weird as shit but yeah it was so sad ifnfjfjf- also the killing happened 1000 years ago apparently so. interesting

anyway it turns out we're in a place with an ordinance tree, which links various places in the universe and produces the red root i think?? its based on norse mythology i heard. anyway so that happened, then mon and luda had a very dramatic showdown. luda was sitting on a ledge above a fight pit and tried to give mon the first move because he's a cocky bastard, but after years of luda winning and him even taking powers from the gods to beat mon, mon finally beat him and luda got him to kill him. his final words were "thank you friend, that was glorious." painful, huh?

and then it turns out my butler is a thunderdrake?? not entirely sure what that entails but apparently they've been almost hunted to extinction by the gods because of their scales and powers. anyway he can actually amplify my power by like a LOT. so much that the dm accidentally invented the word 'dramastically', which totally wasnt a fuck up what are you talking about. yeah so thats cool, also his name is actually... well its pronounced like surgeon, how its spelt i have NO clue. anyway he has the power to turn people into gods and i asked him to make me a goddess and he said no lmao

and then our captain met a redroot version of himself and has to fight that. disgustingly they turn into meat when killed, which our captain then cooks and eats. yummy. and then there wasn't much time for fighting some small enemies so not everyone got a turn, i joked that ripper didn't join in because he was in the corner eating a tub of ice cream and sobbing jdndjj. so yeah quite a lot lmao

#tabletop society tag #tabletop gaming #tabletop #tabletop games #gaming #game #stargrave #textpost #text post #demon #portal #tree #butler #dm

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starstruckwillows · 1 year

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JESS!! FOR THE BOUQUET 💐 IM SENDING U AL MY FAVOURITE SONGS!!!!! (i'm only listing a few from each band/artist i like or else this list would be rly long) <- this ended up being rly long anyways so u can pick n choose songs instead if u want <- THIS ENDED UP BEING A LOT MORE LONGER THAN I PLANNED LMFAO SORRU

my own summer - deftones

red flag - slipknot

custer - slipknot

iron man - black sabbath

war pigs - black sabbath

into the void - black sabbath

fight fire with fire - metallica

one - metallica

master of puppets - metallica

for whom the bell tolls - metallica

enter sandman - metallica

creeping death - metallica

ride the lightning - metallica

there is a light that never goes out - the smiths

how soon is now? - the smiths

government hooker - lady gaga

just dance - lady gaga

judas - lady gaga

Do i wanna know? - arctic monkeys

505 - arctic monkeys

Heavenly - cigarettes after sex

romantic lover - eyedress

she - tyler the creator

whats good - tyler the creator

lumberjack - tyler the creator

IFHY - tyler the creator

one more hour - tame impala

stargirl interlude - lana del rey

salvatore - lana del rey

norman fucking rockwell - lana del rey

ultraviolence - lana del rey

brooklyn baby - lana del rey

season of the witch - lana del rey

liquid smooth - mitski

twist - korn

y'all want a single - korn

freak on a leash - korn

the great gig in the sky - pink floyd

paint it, black - the rolling stones

jack the ripper - screaming lord sutch & the savages

red flags and long nights - she wants revenge

rabid - mortician

scourge of iron - cannibal corpse

living dead girl - rob zombie

west end girls - pet shop boys

zero - the smashing pumpkins

wake up dead - megadeth

girls on film - duran duran

enjoy the silence - depeche mode

never let me down again - depeche mode

cheri cheri lady - modern talking

space junk - wang chung

aleph - gesaffelstein

dazed and confused - led zppelin

engel - rammstein

laichzeit - rammstein

dicke titten - rammstein

sonne - rammstein

te quiero puta! - rammstein

no more tears - ozzy osbourne

walk - pantera

domination - pantera

chop suey! - soad

brackish - kittie

spit - kittie

get off (you can eat a dick) - kittie

- 🐍

oof sorry bby i'm just gonna do the ones i know already off of this list 💗💗

💐

my own summer (deftones) - 7/10

iron man (black sabbath) - 7/10

war pigs (black sabbath) - 7.5/10

into the void (black sabbath) - 6/10

master of puppets (metallica) - 6.9/10

ride the lightning (metallica) - 7/10

there is a light that never goes out (the smiths) - 16/10

how soon is now? (the smiths) - 10/10

do i wanna know? (arctic monkeys) - 9/10

505 (arctic monkeys) - 9/10

heavenly (cigarettes after sex) - 9/10

she (tyler the creator) - 6/10

stargirl interlude (lana del rey) - 7/10

norman fucking rockwell (lana del rey) - 10/10 goddamn, maaaan child

brooklyn baby (lana del rey) - 8/10

liquid smooth (mitski) - 7.5/10

twist (korn) - 5/10

the great gig in the sky (pink floyd) - 8/10

paint it, black (the rolling stones) - 7.5/10

zero (the smashing pumpkins) - 8/10

girls on film (duran duran) - 9/10

dazed and confused (led zeppelin) - 7/10

no more tears (ozzy osbourne) - 6/10

#jessie's 🍰&🌷#bouquet 💐#🐍<3

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deceivrmm · 3 years

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random south park headcanon time bitches

Kenny is a big old music fan. When he’d be in a car, he’d always request that an Classic Hits station would be played. He remembers a lot of old songs because he’d hear a lot of them all the time on repeats; the Michael Jacksons and the Led Zeppelins, all that. His favorite artists are Fleetwood Mac and Pink Floyd and he’s even gotten vinyls of WYWH and Rumours even though he doesn’t have a record player.

When Craig saw Tweek pulling out of his hair, he was actually worried for him because he might’ve gotten cancer. He has 3 replica wigs of Tweek’s hair just in case.

Stan relates to Nick Drake. End of headcanon. Fuck yeah.

the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset is still being bought and sold to kids to this day. Because why not?

Tweek wanted to learn the piano because he remembered being calm when listening to an Elton John song. He thinks it was Rocket Man.

Tweek freaked the fuck out the first time he listened to Tomorrow Never Knows by the Beatles. I guess him and George have something in common.

After Bab and Clyde had a “hang out” in the closet, Bab was given the nickname “Babyfingers”. You can discover why.

Cartman calms down after his 11th birthday by taking antidepressants. Actually, he was forced to. Kyle wanted to say that he calmed down and said nothing really bad for a while because he was trying to get on his good side.

PC Principal wasn’t really that “PC” before he came to South Park. He probably wrote a bunch of antisemitic stuff on 4chan before he got to South Park. (HEY TREY AND MATT MAKE A FUCKING EPISODE ABOUT THIS HC PLEASEEEEEE)

PC Principal is also an FIB agent, but don’t tell him that.

FBI*

Stuart & Carol McCormick are the most likely parents to divorce in South Park. That’ll be pretty fucked up to say the least.

Clyde is the shortest kid in class by a mile. Even Timmy is taller.

When Stan once had an anxiety attack because he said he couldn’t finish a test and it was for a class that he really enjoyed, Kyle decided it would be a good idea to hold Stan’s hand and rub the palm. It was pretty gay. It was so gay in fact, that even the gay gods weren’t able to contain that much gay.

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valcain · 3 years

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abigail would pass wills saw game and then will and hannibal adopt her

#hannibal #abigail (cutting her own ear off to find the key inserted into her skull or whatever)#will&hannibal: i say thats my baby and im proud #will is just making more business for his husband! u need trauma victims to keep the psychiatry profession alive . supply and demand #imagine the courting between the chesapeake ripper and will-as-jigsaw #the ARTISTRY #jack is now homophobic bc these two fruity killers keep one upping each other in crime scene art as part of their mating ritual

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borathae · 2 years

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Ok so first let me just- MIIIIIIIIN YOOOOOOONGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE OF MY LIFE COME HERE LET ME GIVE YOU ALL THE FUCKING KISSES YOU WANT YOU SOFT LITTLE AFFECTION STARVED VAMPIRE IM RUINED 😩😩😩😩😩😩

Once again I’m here falling more in love with Yoongi, my heart just melts for him Sibi, the way he was showing his emotions through his music during that whole part? Magnificent what an intimate way of communicating his feelings beyond words 😭 but I’m just broken at the way he closed off when OC told him she didn’t spect for his kisses to be so gentle because she wasn’t there for that reason (not for him!)I feel so bad because we KNOW how much he cares for her and how difficult it is for him to show how he feels towards her in a not so rough manner (even though we all know he is a SIMP for her). So now he feels used after showing a little too much and OC feels bad too cause girl it’s just as confused with her own new not so new feelings towards him and I’m just AAAAHHHHHH JUST GO BACK AND KISS HIM AGAIN HE WANTS AFFECTION AND INTIMACY AFTER GOD KNOWS HOW LONG JUST LIKE TAE AND KOOK DO 😩

And then my dear Tae my sweet sweet boy I love him so much too I just can’t 😭 The way OC was cleaning him up even if it was a little was so cute and I don’t know intimate those two just love each other so much that it hurts to see them no being able to hold each other properly after everything that has happened, and Yoongi wanting for him to be a little more comfortable?🥺🥺🥺 he cares so much about everyone. Then once again I break at the mention of Jimin he really did deserve a second chance, a chance to be happy without the terrible presence and awful words of Namjoon looming over him 😔

And SEOKJIN BEING JACK THE RIPPER??! GIRL I- 👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁 I need to know more about this jkdkdkskdndkdkdkdkdjklz

Thank you for another amazing chapter wonderful Sibi I’m so excited to learn how everything will continue to unfold, cause if you didn’t already know I’m deeply invested in your story like DEEPLY, I love you and hope you have a wonderful day 🥰

-Shy anon

HONESTLY THOUGH MIN YOONGI DESERVES THE WORLD AND HE IS RUINING ME SO MUCH IN BOTH REAL LIFE AND THIS STORY AND I AM GOING INSANE BECAUSE HE IS NOT LEAVING MY MIND AND IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO KISS HIS LIL NOSE AND SQUISH HIS CHEEKS AND CALL HIM MY SWEET LIL COMFORT HUSBAND

anywAY

the way he was showing his emotions through his music during that whole part? Magnificent what an intimate way of communicating his feelings beyond words 😭

omgmgmmg PLEASE omfmgm I love you so much for this! Gosh, I feel like this fits so well with his character? Like apart from his outburst Yoongi doesn't really say what he feels? So to hear that you realised that his music was his way of showing just how he feels right now makes me so happy, because that is exactly what I wanted to achieve :(

I feel so bad because we KNOW how much he cares for her and how difficult it is for him to show how he feels towards her in a not so rough manner

I wanna crY PLEASE SERIOUSLY I DONT WANNA HURT HIM LIKE HE IS MY LIDDOL BABIE :(

HONESTLY THOUGH I DONT WANT TO HURT TAE EITHER I AM IN SO MUCH DISTRESS PLEASE THESE TWO ARE MESSING WITH MY MIND IN THIS STORY I HAVE GONE INSANE 😭😭

No but seriously though thank you so much for this sweet message 🥺 I hope my answer didn't sound too indifferent jsjsjs it's just that it's currently 2am where I live and I just spent ten hours working on my thesis so I am currently answering you guys on -800 brain energy HAHAHAH 🥴💜

#asks: sanguis alpha #asks #shy anon

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luchinosgf · 3 years

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imagine simping for a hunter just as hard as you in pre-matches, but instead of luchino it's jack. well, that would be me ✌️ every jack on my way gets showered with love and endless affection. speaking of which, can I request jack x survivor!reader headcanons? 👉👈

AA Thank you to Nighty on Discord who happily converted me to the ways of loving Jack. I simp...

Im sorry this is so short and ends somewhat abruptly. I’ve been so overwhelmed tracking the election that I don’t have much room to think of anything else. I’m still trying through! Writing offers a good distraction ;x;

Enjoy!

Now, Jack and Ripper are two separate personalities or entities if you will. These hesdcanons are going to center more around Jack rather than The Ripper.

Jack is a very sweet guy, not at all like Ripper. He’s just a tired, loving dude who wants to love his baby, okay?

Similarly to Edgar, Jack was an art student! He has sketchbooks with sketches of you that he likes to look through when you’re in matches away from him.

He loves cuddling you, although he fears doing it often. He’s deathly terrified of The Ripper waking up and killing you, so he won’t cuddle you if he knows he can’t stay awake.

Imagine the one time The Ripper doesn’t wake up is when Jack accidentally falls asleep cuddling you. You’re running your hands through his hair and smooching his cheeks, and he just feels so relaxed in that moment.

In the past he felt helpless to The Ripper, just letting him take control. But now he has someone to stay strong for, he has to stay strong for you.

He wishes he could marry you properly. He knows you’re both stuck in the confines of the manor, but that doesn’t stop him from having that fantasy of a big white wedding with you.

Sometimes during matches on Red Church where he’s your hunter, he’ll pick you up and carry you over to the the altar and give you a smooch before letting you run again. It’s like a little way to fufill that fantasy, i guess. <3

Smooch his mask please. Most of the time, it’s Jack himself in those matches, not The Ripper. He gets so embarrassed when you smooch his mask that he’ll drop you a majority of the time.

So y’know how Jack hums?

This comes from Nighty <3 Imagine him humming because he’s shy about singing, but when he’s with you he’s confident enough to give you a full on concert

I like to imagine he has a deeper voice! hot

You make him feel so happy and confident he can only wish he does the same for you.

Dates include staying in a majority of the time. Cuddles and kisses ensue. He’s a very affectionate dude <3

Loves leaving sketches on your pillow with letters attached to them. He LOVES YOU and doesn’t hesitate to write pages upon pages about it.

#The Ripper #idv x reader #identity v x reader #idv imagines

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hongism · 3 years

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Hyello, okay so. I don't have the emotional energy to take in and discuss everything in that chapter so imma just gush over the info cause I am a ✨whore✨ for world building.

So obviously MOC SPOILER

hi bestie HELLO guess WHO!!! finally ANSWering!!! altho im gonna answer separately and space everything out all Neatly bc im all over the place so strap IN we’re going on an moc RIDE!

THERE'S A WHOLE SIREN COMMUNITY?! AND YN AND IT MUST BE WOOYOUNG WERE FRIENDS? SIRENS HAVE A FULLY FLEDGE COMMUNITY WITH PRIESTS AND SCHOOLS AND MULTUOLE CITIES TO SOME EXTEND??? MAYBE EVEN AN ENTIRE PLANET WITH SIRENS MAYBE THEIR ORIGIN PLANET? HOW MANY TYPES OF SIRENS ARE THERE AND IN THE COMMUNITY HOW DTRICT ARE THE DIFFERENT ROLES?!?! ALSO DOES THE SIREN COMMUNITY ALLOW FOR DIFFERENT TYPES OF SIRENS TO BE TOGETHER? OBVIOUSLY THEY SHOULD BUT ARE THE CHILDREN THEN HYBRID TYPES, LIKE WHEN WE GET BLUED DARK SKIND BABIES OR CAN A SKREN ONLY BE ONE TYPE. WHAT POWERS DO SIRENS HAVE AND DOES THE POWERS REFLECT THEIR PERSONALITY AND DO THE DIFFERENT TYOES LEAN TOWARDS CERTAIN JOBS. LIKE WE JUST LESRNED THE OCEAN GOTTA BE PRIESTS BUT MOON ISNT STRICT WHAT ABOUT FIRE. AND IS YN INSTIC TO PULL OUT A HEART CAUDE HER PERSONALITT, TRSUMA OR IS IT RELATED TO THE MOON. ALSO CAUSE ITS A RED MOON WHICH IS COMMONLY A BLOOD MOON, IS YN THEN A SPECIAL MOON SIREN AND THATS WHY HER POWERS ARE STEONGER OR HER INSTICTS TO USE THEM ARE STORNGER BUT THEN THE MILITARY FUCKED HER UP. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

now this is the thing im biting my tongue on SO HARD bc it’s my favorite aspect of the world building and the universe and everything involved in it bUTIHDFKJG THERS SO MUCH I WANNA SAYYYYYYYYYY in short that one dream sequence holds more hints and information than ANYTHING from previous chapters, i think that it’s probably the MOST IMPORTANT dream to date. while we’ve seen some crazy ones in the past, this one is both the biggest hint and the biggest window into y/n’s past by FARRRR. even tho that whole scene was dialogue i think there’s so much to pick up on from it and so much to see and learn from it and it’s one of my faves bc there’s so much to unpack from it !!

Like yes the story and the development is freaking ✨yes✨ I love it. Genuinely think moc should be released as books. But I just cannot deal with the emotions rn.

But also now all I'm going to be thinking about how many sirens are actually out there. And if yn knew her parents and wasn't just an orphan the military found in the streets... How the fuck did she end up in the military grasps. What happened to her parents what happened to the community, is it still out there? Guess I gotta go back and reread the galaxies and the backstories, obviously I must have missed or have forgotten something. Ugh how the puzzle pieces are puzzling (or something). Moc is a drug and I'm not going sober anytime soon

(obviously you don't have to respond to my questions, this is more just an insight into the spiralling of theories going on in my mind)

releasing moc as books? a dream and a half, i can say that much slkjdlgkjlkf but back to the sirens... how many are out there? we heard early on that hongjoong was looking for ‘the last five’ but then seonghwa debunked that and said that was a mistranslation over time that was passed down and such, but beyond that, we don’t really know much about sirens as a whole? there are some hints in the galaxies and planet descriptions but if that dream sequence is a puzzle, i would say we have a handful of pieces that can be put into place based on what we’ve learned so far!!!!

Okay I lied, I am ready to unpack a little of the ✨emotions✨

When hongjoong explained that hwa tried to stop San only for San to detain him and in a sense make him watch the scene unfold. And then realising hwa had to go through that again, only being even more helpless. I don't doubt hwa loves San, but to see the events happening again, with someone he clearly loves as much as he does yn even if he also loves joong, and to see the desperation and determination must have been just. Horrible. Just absolutely soul breaking horrible. I can imagine him vowing to himself after San that he would never let something like that happen again. That of any of the crew got out of control like that, that he would fight harder to stop them. That he would would do absolutely everything in his power to stop it. And then being helpless as he watched yn do it. Just pure heart wrenching pain. And it must have been beyond terrifying to see someone you love ready and determined to kill themselves partly from rage and partly from desperation. With the backstory, that scene becomes almost as cruel as the warehouse scene with San. The only redeeming quality is no one needing life saving surgery in a time crunch, otherwise they would be the same level of ✨never again✨

honestly i think the two crew members i torture the most are san and hwa bc i just keep putting them thru all this shit and hurting them so much but really this was the defining point of why seonghwa was so afraid. before we kinda just knew he was afraid of yn and hongjoong was mad about it. in this revelation we get to see the source of the trauma and how it was amplified by it being someone he loves as dearly as he loves yn. and for sure when first reading that scene of yn and jisung in the brig, it’s meant to evoke a sense of anger and rage like yn is so angry to a point where she would do this sort of thing, but my hope with that scene was also to show that desperation. that when looking back at it after having already seen the rage and the aftermath, that reading it again shows how desperate and hopeless she was in that moment. which is exactly the same emotion that was evoked back in that warehouse scene with san, except it was relayed differently because the warehouse was a more immediate sense of desperation. this brig scene was meant to emulate that but in a slow burn kinda way where the veil of realization is pulled off after the fact and not in the moment!!!

Just to make sure you don't misunderstand. Those asks were compliments. You are an absolutely incredible writer. And the fact that you aren’t afraid of hurting your characters *cough cough* SHOOTING SAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *CLEARS THROAT AGRESSIVELY* just makes the story much better. No one gets plot armour, making it more realistic (?) and really draws in the writer and sorta imitates the fear and desperation the characters feel

PLS don’t worry, i live for every moment and i live for these open and raw and genuine conversations i didn’t take any as an insult i PROMISE!! i think part of the nature of this whole trope of space pirates and criminals is that hter is no guarantee of safety! i don’t wanna have to cut corners to make sure everyone stays unharmed and undamaged throughout the story when the nature of the world i’ve built thus far is a wildly dangerous one!!! i always say that i try to be as realistic as i can, all things considered, and i think that’s the biggest thing that adds to the ‘realism’ in my mind so im so happy to hear that you see it and appreciate it and enjoy it!!!

OHOHOHOHOHOH ALSO

YN GRIPPING SOMEONES HEART??? YOU WRITE THAT SO FUCKING WELL. LIKE ENIGUH DETAILS THAT WE KNOW WHATS GOING ON, BUT ALSO NOT SO MANY DETAILS SO IT GETS DETACHWD FROM THE STORY. LIKE THE LACK OF CLEAR SUPER MANY DETAILS REALLY MADE IT THAT *YOU ARE EXPERIENCING THIS, NOT JUST READING IT* LIKE IT MADE IT WAY MORE EMOTIONAL AND OERSONAL AND THE READER REALLY GOT IMMERSED IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY THAT KUST MADE IT ALL RHE MORE BETTER. ALSO JOONG AFRAID????? JOONG REALISING HE GOT A FULLY FLEDGED HEART RIPPER SIREN WHO CANT CONTROL HER BODY TO MOVE THROUGH A HARMLESS DOOR BUT CAN DEFINITELY KILL IN A HEARTBEAT (OR TWO 👀) ALSO THE CONTRAST OF REMOVING RHE BLOOD COLOURED WHITE OLASTIC AND HAVING A CLEAN HAND UNDERNWATH. THE SYMBOL OF IT ALSO BEKNG A TRASH CLEANERS SUIT. LIKE SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY USE THE TRASH PROTECTION DUIT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE. ALSO THE OART WHERE SHE SAYS SHES FINE EVEN TJO SHE ISNT. AT FIRST I READ IT AS HER TELLING HERSELF TO LIE BUT THEN I REALISED ITS HER ADMITTING SHE VERY MUCH ISNT. AND SAN NOT KNOWING???? AND KISSING HER HAND AND UGH AND SEONGHWA KNOWING. I BET HE'S LOWKEY GETTING MORE AND MORE AFRAID OF HER. LIKE YN IS READY TO KILL HERSELF AND ANYONE AROUND HER TO KEEP SAN SAFE. AND SHE INSTICTUALLY GOES FOR THE MODT AGRESSIVE METHOD POSSIBLE. IHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND YOUR WONDERFUL WTITING AND YOUR TWISTED MIND THAT CAN CREATE ALL THESE FUCKING SCENES THAT GOT ME THUNKING AND FEELING ✨EMOTIONS✨

truly one of the HIGHLIGHTS of the chapter simply bc of how shocking and sudden it is!! for me, that was one of the easiest scenes to write in the chapter, oddly enough? it was something that when it came time to write it, i knew how i wanted it to be and was able to just sit down and write it out the way its written in the final draft of the chapter. i really love playing with those aspects of fiction and storytelling. tangible to a point, without spelling it out. i think it’s obvious that i really love delayed realization in writing, but i really like playing with how the brain processes information and for me personally, i don’t pick up on things right away! i can realize them in a snap or it can take me a bit to go ‘oh god that’s what happened’, and i like playing with that in y/n’s character a LOT.

and in that same vein of thought, there are some layers to that scene as well when compared to the door scene. in the door scene we saw hongjoong clearly tell y/n ‘you need to do this to save san’ yet she wasn’t able to do it despite trying and believing hongjoong. then in the heart scene we saw y/n clearly tell herself ‘you need to do this to save san’ and she did it then. so there’s a lot at play in that parallel alone too. and with that internal monologue she has of im fine vs not fine, then san kissing the hand that touched a literal real actual beating heart for me that was a sort of self indulgent scene and i was really worried about it coming across as too cheesy or something like that, but that is something that’s gonna impact y/n as a character and her relationship with san when they have the conversation of ‘oh hey i put my hand through a man’s chest for you’

i think part of why this chapter was so difficult to construct and write as a whole definitely is because of all the undertones and nuances throughout, and in a lot of ways it’s so so much to even think about that it’s almost too much packed into one chapter alone, but even if you don’t pick up on all the nuances throughout, i’m hoping to revisit them and bring them back around in that delayed realization style again bc that’s one of my favorite things to do ofc :3

#21y redeemed fool #mists of celeste #moc: spoilers #caly answers #sorry i wrote you a whole essay in response oh my god?!??#T_T

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spookygrantaire · 3 years

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Of Heroes and Thieves

Part 4

Warnings: always shitty accents and swearing. implied future sex. Notes: uh. Shoutout to the three of you sticking through to the end with this. I really intended for this to just be a few parts, but I’m having fun with it and keep coming up with ideas. Also don’t be mad at me. There’s gonna be a happy ending, I swear. Oh! And The Dungeon was a favorite of mine. They played Rob Zombie, and anyone who knows me, knows I’m high key in love with both Zombies. I don’t remember the name of the drink I had there because, well. I was already wasted when we got there. But it was sweet and fruity and good.

Her head snapped up as she looked incredulously between the two Guild patriarchs. “WHAT?”

“Ta strengthen de alliance. Yo’ have a year. We won’ force yo’ to be home durin’ dat time, mais we do expect you ta be here dis weekend for Remy and Belladonna’s wedding,” Jean Luc looked at her knowingly. “Do what yo’ need til den, Chere. Yo’ dismissed.”

She all but sprinted from the room, making it to the nearest bathroom before getting sick. How would she tell Clint? She’d rather be excommunicated. Julien was a slimeball in the worst ways, and she was pretty sure he was actually in love with his sister. Belladonna at least only had eyes for Remy.

Her mind racing, she forced herself up and cleaned herself up before trotting off to find Henri. Surprisingly, she ran into him quickly. “Can you take me back to the Quarter?”

Both brows jumped up, “Oui. What yo’ gonna do ‘bout de bird?”

Y/N sighed, shaking her head. “I don’t know. If I don’t obey and marry Julien, I could start a war. But,” her eyes met Henri’s. “Clint. I don’t know. There’s just something about him.”

“Yo’ love ‘im?” her brother in law questioned. They were now at his car and he was opening the passenger door for her.

She shrugged. “I don’t know if I do yet, but I know I could. And he’d make it so easy.”

The pair made their way through the bustling streets, and stopped when they made it to the Quarter. “Yo’ comin’ back to de house t’night?”

She shook her head. “I doubt it. Clint won’t be welcomed, per se, and I’m sure he’s not allowed to be my wedding date,” she scoffed.

“Hmm. I have an idea.”

“Henri?” her brows furrowed.

“Don’ worry none, petite. I’ll take care o’ it.”

“That’s not cryptic. I’ll call you tomorrow. Can you get us a room at the Dauphine?”

“Tryin’ ta scare him away with ghosts?” Henri laughed.

“Nah, I just like the haunted atmosphere,” she smiled. “Plus it’s close to everything.”

“Lots o’ other hotels too, though,” Henri acknowledged with a head tilt.

She nodded. “Eh, if you wanna pick another one that’s fine too. Just get us a room and text me. I gotta go.”

She ruffled his hair-something that earned her a protest-and exited the car, immediately pulling out her phone to text Clint. Fuck, how was she going to explain this?

She glanced around for Clint briefly before deciding to grab a drink at a bar nearby. As she began to walk around with the drink, smiling at the nearby street dancers and party groups, someone grabbed her arm. Ready to fight back, she immediately flipped the person on his back.

“Oof, glad you can defend yourself, babe,” he chuckled.

“Oh god, Clint, I’m sorry,” she leaned over to help him stand. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, babe. Just surprised me, is all. What’s going on with you? Obviously not a death sentence, unless they’re letting you say goodbye and just have eyes on you to make sure we don’t take off into the sunset together,” he looked around. “Have you eaten? Let’s get you some food. And a uh, new drink,” he eyed the cup now laying on the ground. “Or do we need to leave town right this second? That’s fine too uh, I’m a little drunk, babe.”

She started laughing, laughing until tears threatened. He watched her for a moment, concern flooding his eyes, before she calmed down enough to stop and kiss him. “Get a room!” someone in the background yelled.

She pulled back and looked at him. “We have to talk.”

“Oh god, you’re breaking up with me, aren’t you?” Clint frowned. “I really can’t keep a woman, can I?” he sank to the edge of the sidewalk.

“No, no, Clint, baby, no,” she quickly knelt in front of him, grabbing his face. “No. I just. Have bad news. Like, really bad.” She moved to sit next to him, looking at the ground now.

“Fuck, Babe. How much time do you have?” he put an arm around her.

She glanced at him and sighed. “A year.”

“Oh! Do you have to stay here or like under constant supervision? I’ll stay with you.”

“I’m not being killed, Hot Stuff. Though I might as well. I’m. They’re forcing me to marry the son of the Patriarch of the Rippers,” she sighed once more. “I have to stay for Remy’s wedding this weekend but I can go wherever and do almost whatever until my own wedding.”

“You’re getting married.”

“They’ll be checking in and tracking me a lot, more than likely. And I’m sure I’ll be forced to come back every so often. But I can spend most of my time in Europe if I want, technically,” she contemplated.

“Let’s get married,” Clint suddenly blurted.

“What?” Y/N met his eyes, shocked. “Clint, I can’t-I would in a heartbeat-but they’d kill both of us, and it would start a war. Maybe not as drastic as if Remy skipped his wedding, but still bad.”

“There’s nothing that can be done?” he frowned. “This sucks.”

“We can still have a year together,” she shrugged. “Unless you’d rather just. Rip the band aid off now.”

He took a deep breath and stood. “That’s a problem for future Clint and future Y/N. Present Clint and Y/N are going to drink themselves stupid tonight and enjoy this city of yours.” He held out his hand and she took it, jumping up and smiling.

“Sounds like a good plan,” she checked her phone to see if Henri had texted yet. “Ooh we have a hotel room for the rest of the week. Do you wanna go move the car and put our stuff in the room before we party?” she tilted her head.

“Lead the way babe.”

A half hour later, they were all checked in, and back out on Bourbon Street. Y/N was leading Clint to a bar she thought he’d get a kick out of.

“Where are we going?” he asked, following her as she pulled him through the crowds.

“A bar that’s gonna make your best friend regret not being here?” she grinned, looking back at him as they turned down the next street. “It’s right up ahead!”

He looked up at the sign and looked at her. “The Dungeon? This is a bar?”

Y/N laughed. “You’ll see.” They went down an alley and followed the path til they made it to the dark bar, rock music blasting from the speakers. She led him upstairs to another bar and ordered him a drink.

“Here you go, Hot Stuff,” she smirked, sipping her own drink.

“Cheers,” he gestured and took a sip. It was definitely some kind of bourbon mixture. “What is this?”

“Heaven in the form of booze, baby. Just drink it and we go to the next bar. We’re hitting at least two more bars, and then I’m going to have my way with you in our room.”

He smiled and stepped closer to kiss her. “Sounds like a plan.”

#Of Heroes and Thieves #Clint Barton x reader #Hawkeye x reader #Marvel imagines #Clint x reader #part four #X-Men inclusions #thieves guild #assassins guild #New Orleans

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quickspinner · 4 years

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Man’s Best Fang

This wasn’t what I intended to be working on last night, but then @verfound had to go and do this and here we are.

He should have know it wouldn’t be that simple. He should have known, because it was Jagged, and despite being an international rock star, a pioneer in his field, and, apparently, Luka’s biological father, when it came to getting his way, Jagged Stone was twelve fucking years old and absolutely not above glossing over some things if it meant he got what he wanted. And apparently what he wanted today was Luka and Fang out of the hotel suite.

Take Fang for a walk, mate. Nah, it’ll be fine, he loves you! Penny ordered some macarons for ‘im for afterward, so take your time, wink wink.

Jagged rambled something about inspiration but Luka was pretty sure he was getting kicked out so that Jagged could make out with Penny, which was gross on so many levels, especially now that he knew Jagged was his dad and had apparently once done things like that with Luka’s mother and—

That train of thought had led to Luka giving in so that he could flee the scene of those very uncomfortable thoughts, but of course walking Fang wasn’t as simple as Jagged made it out to be. Of course.

And now Luka was stuck wrestling an 800 pound crocodile in the lobby of Paris’ fanciest hotel, all because Fang decided to throw a hissy fit (Luka had recently learned that crocodiles could, in fact, hiss) during his morning walk because the carpet had snagged one of his claws, and Fang, it turned out, was kind of a wuss.

Luka was far from a weakling to begin with, growing up working on the boat, which always needed repair in some tight and uncomfortable corner. After months of tagging around as a roadie and occasional backup guitarist to bond with his wanna-be father, lifting sound equipment and setting up stages and wedging himself into improbable positions to hook up sound equipment, he was probably in the best shape he’d ever been. So he was almost, sort of, holding his own against the thrashing crocodile, pressing his weight down on Fang and trying to get the dumb beast to hold still, damnit. He managed to get astride Fang’s neck and get a hand on either side of his massive jaws to hold them shut all while trying to reassure the hotel patrons that the situation was under control.

“Now, you big baby,” he growled, lifting Fang’s muzzle up and back to keep him from thrashing. “Hold—” He glanced up at the small crowd that had gathered—and promptly forgot about them as his gaze locked on the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. She blinked big blue eyes with long lashes and her cheeks pinked and he suddenly felt like Fang had kicked him in the gut. “Still,” he finished breathlessly.

Unfortunately, Fang sensed his distraction, jerked his muzzle free, and with a wild thrash and half-spin that required more energy than Luka had ever seen the lethargic creature use, he threw Luka off.

The crowd scattered out of his way as he tumbled across the floor towards them, except for the blue-eyed girl in the pink dress, who didn’t move. Luka rolled to a stop at her feet on his back, and for a moment they stared at each other

“Hi,” Luka panted, and a giddy grin spread over his face.

“Are you all right?” she asked anxiously, crouching down beside him and brushing his shaggy bangs out of his eyes. It shouldn’t have been possible for his heart to beat any harder considering he’d just been wrestling a crocodile four or five times his size, but it sure did its best as she stared into his eyes. It took longer than it should have to register that she was checking him for a concussion.

“Yeah,” he gasped. “Yeah, I’m good.”

She frowned and held up her index finger. “Follow my finger.”

“I’ll follow you anywhere,” he said, eyes tracking that delicate finger automatically. She blushed and lowered her hand to her lap, where it curled automatically around the pink bakery box in her lap.

Luka blinked. “Wait, are those macarons?”

“Um, yes?” Blue eyes blinked back at him. “I’m supposed to be delivering them to Jagged Stone.”

“Oh, thank fuck,” Luka groaned, rolling over. “I work for him. Sort of. Can I have one of those please?” He got to his feet and pulled off his hoodie, tossing it to one side. It was one of the only articles of clothing he owned that wasn’t ripped and he wanted to keep it that way. Those big eyes got even bigger, roving over his shoulders and arms for a moment before she fumbled the box open and offered him a cookie.

He grinned, holding up the macaron between them. “Thanks, uh—”

“Oh,” her eyes widened again. “I’m, uh, m-my name’s Ma-Ma-Marinette.”

“Hello Ma-Ma-Marinette,” he chuckled, thoroughly charmed, “I’m Luka, and I’ll be right back. Don’t go anywhere.”

A small hand caught his arm as he turned away and he looked back in surprise. “Are you sure you’ll be okay?” she asked him anxiously, looking between him and Fang with concern. Marinette didn’t look frightened of the crocodile, but she looked up at him with a worried expression that had Luka ready to melt into a puddle at her feet. She was too sweet.

“Don’t worry,” he reassured her. “He looks scary, but he’s basically a big baby throwing a temper tantrum. I’ll be fine.” He winked at her and faced Fang with renewed purpose.

“Fang,” he called, waving the macaron in the crocodile’s field of vision. “Hey, boy, fancy a snack? Who’s a good croc? Fangy want a treat?”

Fang’s massive head followed him, and the crocodile’s jaws gaped wide.

“That’s it, Fang,” Luka coaxed. “You want the treat? Let’s have a trick. Down, Fang.”

The crocodile flopped on his belly obediently. “Good boy, Fang!” Luka praised. “Now, stay...just hold still a bit…”

Fang’s head turned as Luka held out the macaron at arm’s length, trying to reach Fang’s caught claw while keeping his attention on the macaron.

It didn’t work; Fang lunged for the treat, forcing Luka to jump back, and pulled hard on his trapped and probably now sore paw. Fang chomped the cookie, which Luka had dropped in his surprise, and then made what should have been an angry bellow but was really more like a big whine as he began to thrash. Luka spared a moment of grudging admiration for whoever had made this damn carpet. Fang’s claws were filed religiously so he wouldn’t be slicing through it anytime soon, but you’d think he’d have managed to break free by now.

But then again, he was kind of an overgrown pampered poodle instead of the apex predator he should have been.

“Aw, c’mon, you big baby!” Luka groaned, throwing his weight back on the grumpy animal to stop his thrashing before he hurt himself. “Would you just hold fucking still for two seconds—” There was a flash of pink at the corner of his eye and he looked quickly to find Marinette at his elbow. She shoved another macaron into his hand, and Luka quickly leaned over Fang to wave it in front of the croc’s face. “Hey Fang, you want another?” he called, and the massive head swung away from his caught claw in pursuit of the macaron. That was great, for the moment, but Luka couldn’t figure out any way to tempt Fang with the macaron and get his claw loose at the same time.

Suddenly there was a weight against his leg, and Luka looked back in surprise just in time to see the girl of his dreams grab Fang’s foreleg and force it down until there was some small amount of slack in the loose threads that had trapped him. Then she reached over with her other hand and did something Luka couldn’t see.

Just like that, Fang was free, and Luka, bent over nearly in half and hanging off the side of a crocodile, lost his heart completely. The love of his life sat up and her unfairly perfect lips curved in a triumphant smile as she brushed blue-black bangs out of her eyes. He stared as she tucked the seam ripper that had been in her hand back in her purse, and cooly tossed Fang another cookie.

He entertained a brief fantasy of grabbing her gorgeous face and kissing her stupid right then and there, but it seemed a Jagged kind of thing to do, which meant it was probably a bad idea. Instead he slithered off of Fang’s back and sat next to her on the carpet.

“So, uh,” he said, still rather winded but giving her the most charming grin he could muster under the circumstances. “Thanks for the assist.”

She giggled. “My pleasure.”

“Well, Ma-Ma-Marinette,” Luka said, turning slightly so his back was resting against the now-docile crocodile and drawing up one knee to prop his arm across it. “Will you marry me?”

She burst into bright laughter that touched his musical soul, and he longed for his guitar. “Too soon, huh?” Luka sighed dramatically. “How about dinner, then? I promise I’ll leave Fang at home. Whoa!” He nearly fell backwards as Fang abruptly moved away from him, swinging around to nose the box of treats and then—and then the fucker turned and put his head in Marinette’s lap, blinking up at her ever so innocently.

Marinette giggled and reached for the box, plucking out a macaron and droppinging it into Fang’s mouth. She patted the crocodile’s head as he munched happily. “Aw, you’re just a puppy dog with scales, aren’t you?” she cooed, and Luka had never in his life believed he would be jealous of a fucking lizard, but here he was. Then Marinette looked up at Luka and smiled and blushed and he was ready to kiss Fang himself for giving him the chance to meet her. “Um, dinner sounds good,” Marinette said shyly, shoulders hunching slightly. “What did you have in mind?”

Luka could only hope the grin that was spreading across his face wasn’t as dopey as it felt.

Luka drifted back into Jagged’s suite wearing that same dopey grin and a dreamy look in his eyes, Fang waddling along contentedly at his side.

Penny frowned as he wandered past her. “Luka, everything okay?”

“Fantastic,” Luka replied, grin widening. “Can’t talk right now, Penny, I need my guitar.”

He went into his room, Fang still waddling along with him. A few minutes later the sound of Luka’s guitar drifted through the suite.

His door was still open, so Penny peaked in to see Luka on the floor, leaning back against Fang, strumming as he stared into nothing with that dreamy look on his face. Fang’s tail thumped lightly in time with the melody.

Penny turned and whisper-yelled for Jagged. She waved him over. “Do you think he’s okay?” she asked, nodding toward Luka’s room.

Jagged listened for a minute, and then began to cackle. “Aw, leave him be, Penny,” he chortled, clapping a hand on her shoulder. “Boy’s got it bad. Let him work it out for a bit and then we’ll find out who the little lady is.” Jagged rubbed his hands gleefully. “It’s about time he found a muse. I told you Fang was a chick magnet. He was good before, he’s gonna be brilliant now. Every great musician needs inspiration, right love?” He chucked Penny under the chin and she blushed.

#fang is the best man at the wedding #i am lukanette trash i admit it #lukanette #quickspins #meet-cute #luka couffaine #marinette dupain-cheng #miraculous ladybug #ml fics #miraculousladybug #i'll never not know you

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fanlucadango · 3 years

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game), 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game) RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Aesop Carl | Embalmer/Joseph Desaulnier | Photographer, Norton Campbell | Prospector/Aesop Carl | Embalmer, Emily Dyer | Doctor/Emma Woods | Gardener Characters: Joseph Desaulnier | Photographer, Aesop Carl | Embalmer, Norton Campbell | Prospector, Eli Clark | Seer, Wu Chang | Black Guard and White Guard, Emma Woods | Gardener, Fan Wujiu | Black Guard, Murro | Wildling, Martha Behamfil | Coordinator, Patricia Dorval | Enchantress, Helena Adams | The Mind's Eye, Naib Subedar | Mercenary, Jack | The Ripper (Identity V), Orpheus (Identity V), Servais Le Roy | Magician, Victor Grantz | Postman, Wick the Post Dog | Victor Grantz's Dog | Postman's Dog, William Ellis | Forward, Fiona Gilman | Priestess, Vera Nair | Perfumer, Mike Morton | Acrobat, Demi Bourbon | Barmaid, Bonbon | Guard 26 Additional Tags: Aesop is an actual softy, Victorian era, Execution, Fluff and Angst, Comfort/Angst, Heavy Angst, Norton deserves to be loved, Modern Era, Joseph is an actual husband, Norton is a little shit, One-Sided Attraction, One-Sided Relationship, Aesop is a salty baby, Fluff and Humor, Falling In Love, Forbidden Love, Past Era, Eli is a supportive baby, Naib is just himself, Emma Woods is a supportive baby, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, this author is sleep deprieved, messy tags, Boys In Love, First Love, Public Humiliation Series: Part 1 of The Fault in Our Golden Flowering Garden Summary:

Once a drop of golden of sunlight, hiding amongst everyone else. Like a flower shimmering golden petals, no matter how beautiful, no matter how great, nothing lasts forever because it will soon wither away.

The yellow roses symbolize joy & platonic love, optimism and Friendship.

Sometimes, Yellow Roses brings good luck to people.

But Sometimes, It is also another way to say goodbye... Author‘s Note: I have finally updated Ch.5 of my fic.... Oh my goodness... I wanna flop myself to bed NOW. I am going to upload about twice a month. Since Im going to compensate myself with life, gaming, uni and oh god. Let me sleep.

#identity v #idv fic #joscarl #carlseph #idv #angst #angst fic #fluff #fluff fic #let me sleeeeeeeep

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summerofspock · 4 years

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End of Year Fic Round Up

hi folks, as we approach the new year i wanted to compile a list of all the fics i’ve written (and am writing). i’ve never been this productive before and im so thankful for all the support i’ve received throughout. i put a * next to things that will wreck you emotionally (if you like that sort of thing).

Short (<10k)

The Troubles of Cohabitation (T, 6k) - Book!omens, idiot husbands, humor. That’s it. That’s the fic.

All My Tomorrows (M, 6k) - Neither Heaven nor Hell can make human bodies so angels and demons are reincarnated throughout the ages as humans

In Case of Emergency (T, 8k) - Crowley puts a “spiritual lojack” on Aziraphale so he can always find him when he gets into trouble. AKA obligatory pining Crowley through the ages fic.

Shave and a Haircut (T, 1.5k) - Aziraphale talks to his barber about his problems

the soft animal of your body (E, 1.4k) - fat Aziraphale body worship fic because I love him

File 1457B (G, 1.4k) - Heaven’s surveillance department has one employee who is very invested in the developing relationship of a certain angel and demon

As I Have Loved You (T, 1.8k) - obligatory foot washing fic

show a little skin, baby (T, 2.5k) - Crowley goes absolutely hogwild over Aziraphale’s flashes of ankle and wrist. horny for it. so horny for it

This Thing We Do* (E, 1.9k) - porn with feelings post church scene

Blood in the Cut (E, 3.3k) - BDSM porn

an art form* (G, 3k) - Aziraphale runs into Crowley in a bar in the 20s. there’s some yearning.

The Serpent and the Lady (T, 7k) - the fic that spawned another fic. aka Medieval times Crowley enters a tourney to win Aziraphale’s kiss

eat bread and understand comfort (T, 5k) - food fights and yearning

a beautiful mess* (E, 1.3k) - angsty porn

Never Mine to Own* (E, 2k) - angsty porn but in the Bentley

Medium (10k - 20k)

Passing the Time (T, 10k) - my favorite trope wherein the apocalypse is thwarted and yet Aziraphale and Crowley struggle to find a way to be together and exist with each other in their new normal

Ideal Partner (E, 18k) - Aziraphale discovers sex and wants to try it with Crowley because they’re totally dating. Unfortunately, he’s forgotten to inform Crowley of that rather pertinent fact.

Long (>20k)

Green Things Are Flowers Too* (E, 60K) - Fake relationship brother francis/nanny ashtoreth. My own personal kryptonite. I have been informed this fic is emotional murder and I am proud of that.

How Roses Get Black* (E, 60k) - See above but from Crowley POV. New and improved, now 10% hornier and 35% angstier.

Trip the Light* (M, 24k) - Crowley shelters Aziraphale under his wing in Eden instead of the other way around and Aziraphale promptly falls head over heels. Canon but slightly to the left (and continuing deeper into the woods as we go). This might be my favorite thing I’ve written.

WIP

Everyone But You (M, 12k+)- the much discussed succubus Crowley romcom AU wherein Crowley used to be a succubus, gets assigned Aziraphale to seduce and promptly turns into a disaster (aka my beta says this is peak demisexual!crowley and i believe them)

Seducing the Serpent (E, ~13k+) - Continuation of the Serpent and the Lady. The medieval bodice ripper I always wanted to write

Imperfect by Nature (T, 45k) - human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale knew each other as kids, had a falling out, and then end up neighbors (and of course fall in love)

Turbulent and Green (E, 17k) - Green Things sequel because I had some emotions that I couldn’t reconcile

have you ever fallen down at christmas (G-E, word count varies) - a collection of ficlets for drawlight’s advent prompts. some will destroy you and some will not.

#my fic #fic roundup #never done one of these!#azcrow fic #ive only written 4 spirk fics this year #cries to self about who i have become

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