#occassionally i jump into the call and i hear 'we we just talking about you! its been days

[arykaddictedtosoda]

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#idk what anybody says discord is good #ive been friends with all these nerds since high school and i love them so much lol and ive started to appreciate them even more these days #its nice to see just a bunch of dudes who just genuinely care about each other and also care about me too #one of the buds said he was a little worried because our other friend had been sleeping a lot lately since moving back home and he was like #'idk maybe im overthinking it but i thought id mention it' and we all started talking about how it makes sense he'd be sleepy because hes #on the other side of the world now. and i said id heard from him specifically that hes really happy to be home now so i dont think hes #depressed yknow? and the friend was like ok im glad its nothing. and idk man its just. it makes me feel so good #knowing these guys have each others backs even when they arent around and they got mine too #occassionally i jump into the call and i hear 'we we just talking about you! its been days #how have you been??' and i. i feel loved. having friends #even so far away.. its just so wonderful #idk i have a lot of feelings

[reach4themoon]

Mr. Tomato Head

Requested: Soulmate AU! Enemies to lovers AU! (technically college au as well)

Word Count: 2101

Warnings: Contains a sick Coco and angry Mark, little bits of name calling in the beginning

Soulmates, everyone was supposed to have one. Every newborn had a marking on them, significant to them and their soulmate. The only problem was, not all of the marks were obvious signs.

For some people, the marks occassionally hinted at personalities, memories, or even how you two are as a couple. 

        Your friends loved your tomato marking on your shoulder, always asking you to show it to them and constantly looking for someone who would recognize it.

Jackson was also one of your friends and first introduced you to Mark. However, you two couldn’t get along even in the beginning. 

The two of you constantly teased each other and tried to see how far you could push the others' limits before they snapped. The relationship you shared was comfortable the way it was, and even when Jackson and his friends tried to lock you in rooms together, cancel plans the last minute, and leave you two alone for long periods of time, you still never found him to be anything but annoying. 

       “Why, out of all of the options, did you choose red!” Mark walked into the dorms, you following after.

“At least you look good in it!” You had gone to the salon together and agreed to choose each others hair colors, only both of you had the same idea of going with a color that the other didn’t want.

“And hey, everybody loves tomatoes and that’s exactly what you remind me of so it’ll be fine! You can still get laid and do everything you want with the red hair.” You failed to supress the smile as you stared at his hair, making a silent bet that his face could turn just as red.

“The only thing keeping me from kicking you out is the fact that you look like a carrot.” Mark had decided that going with a bright orange was a lovely hair color and had you go through the trouble of bleaching your hair for it.

You two continued bickering as you walked into the living room, laughter from the others stopping you both. “They look ridiculous!” Bambam couldn’t stop laughing as he held up his phone to snap a picture.

You shot a glare at Bambam as you answered the buzzing phone in your pocket. Using this as an opportunity, you walked away from the group to answer the phone, recognizing your friends contact name.

“Hey- Oh my god, what happened to your hair!” Your friend started laughing, and failed to control herself when she saw you pout.

“Mark and I went to the salon and agreed to choose each other’s hair dye.” 

Your friend nodded, giving herself time to calm down before speaking. “So what color is his hair now?” 

“Red, and the worst part is that he looks good in it!” You huffed.

“Like a tomato red, or more like a dark red?” 

“It’s a tomato red, like bright red” Your friend grew silent as she realized the connection.

You were about to ask her what was wrong when you realized as well, remembering the tomato tattooed on your shoulder.

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     After that day, you had looked at Mark differently. The two of you still argued, but you couldn’t help to wonder if he really was your soulmate. ‘He hates me and I have never liked him before, so how are we supposed to be soulmates?’

Throughout the week, you noticed he was around you more than usual. He never hung out with you alone, and never directly asked you to hang out but anytime Jackson or Bambam came over he was there.

Your friend continued to tease you, saying you should just talk to him instead of avoiding it forever. You on the other hand, hated the idea of confronting him about it, doubt clouding your mind.

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      You sat on the curb, wishing you had brought a thicker jacket to keep the cold away. You had gotten into a fight with your roommate and she decided to lock you out of the apartment as revenge.

It was 1:35 a.m and you had texted your friend asking her if you could spend the night and if she could pick you up. She told you she’d come as soon as she could, but over 15 minutes had passed.

You were wondering if maybe you should ask Jackson or find a motel or something close by when a jacket was thrown over your head.

“Jackson told me to come pick you up, I didn’t think you were really kicked out.” Pulling the jacket off your head, you looked up to find Mark standing behind you with an amused smile.

You couldn’t bring yourself to answer him and instead silently stood up and handed him his jacket again. 

His smile quickly dissipated and he gently wrapped the jacket around your shoulders, quietly telling you to keep it.

It was the first time the two of you weren’t fighting, and the silence was surprisingly calming.

You were about to turn down the street leading to Mark’s apartment when he stopped you. “Come on, we’re going this way.”

He brought you to the park, letting you sit in the swing before leaving to get something. When he returned, he handed you an ice cream and sat down on the other swing, enjoying his own.

You smiled a little as you noticed it was your favorite, ignoring the fact that it was freezing outside and simply enjoying the gesture.

It was long after you both finished your ice cream, but you still sat on the swings in silence. You thought about telling him about the fight with your roommate, or even just telling him you would be okay and he could go home, but you couldn’t bring yourself to break the silence.

Mark, however, decided to use this as an opportunity. “Did you know that my favorite color was red?”

The odd question made you laugh. “No, I just thought it’d look funny seeing you walking around with red hair.”

He stared at the ground, deep in thought before looking up at you. “Did you know I have a carrot tattooed on the right shoulder?”

You tensed, not expecting him to be so direct with the question. “Maybe I can pretend like I don’t know what he’s talking about, or just ignore it all together.”

“Thinking out loud probably isn’t the best idea. Carrot tops are supposed to be honest.” 

You quickly twisted the swing away from him, hoping to hide the fact that you were turning red from embarrassmnet.

Thankfully, he didn’t say anything afterwards and you two finally walked to his apartment.

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       You were sprinting down the street, Youngjae had texted in the groupchat that he adopted a puppy and you were not going to wait for an invitation to see it.

You had barely started knocking when Youngjae opened the door, an expectant look on his face as you smiled sheepishly at him. “Good luck getting him from Mark.” Youngjae moved aside for you to enter.

Walking into the living room, you found Mark lying on the couch as the excited puppy climbed around him. “Coco, come here” Mark cooed to the pup, trying to get it’s attention.

You would have loved to take a picture for blackmail but you were stuck on the small dog, hoping to befriend it as well.

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    You continued to visit Mark and Youngjae more and enjoyed spending your time with Coco despite the complaints from the two. 

Although they complained, they used your love for dogs to their benefit when they decided to travel and asked for you to babysit.

You agreed, knowing they would probably come back early just because they missed Coco and because you figured it would be a great way to spend your weekend rather than being completely alone.

You were watching him the entire time, making sure to feed him exactly as you were told, taking him out for walks as you were told. Everything was fine until you noticed the pile of puke and Coco no longer eating.

That was when the panic began, you didn’t know what was happening and the guilt was eating you alive. You thought maybe it was separation anxiety and decided to use the spare key to stay in Mark and Youngjae’s apartment, but Coco still ignored the food.

You decided to take him to the vet and they explained to you that it was a small cold and with some medicine it should be gone in a few days. 

Getting Coco to take the medicine, however, was a struggle. He seemed to know you were hiding it in treats and always spit it out, leaving you to “gently” make him take them.

You could see that he was getting better within the first day, but he still struggled to sleep and keep his food down so you often had to stay up with him for the moral support.

Sunday morning came around, Youngjae had taken the opportunity to visit his family for the day so Mark was the first one to come home.

You hadn’t texted them all weekend so neither one of them knew you were staying in their apartment. Mark almost believed he had walked into the wrong apartment if it weren’t for the fact that he recognized the sleeping figure and white fluff ball curled against them.

He sighed and went to grab a blanket, not wanting to be seen as perverted from the fact that you were simply wearing a sports bra and shorts.

As he was about to drape the blanket over you he noticed the little bit of red and green on your left shoulder and wondered if that was your soulmark.

While you continued sleeping in the hall, Mark roamed through the house making sure everything was okay. When he came into the kitchen he covered his nose, the smell of vomit becoming stronger the closer he got to the trash can. He was about to text Youngjae that they should never let you puppysit again when he noticed the almost empty bag of dog treats and some medicine nearby.

The thought of you freaking out just as much as they would over Coco getting sick made him freeze. ‘Did you stay up all night taking care of him?’

Hearing barking from the hall and your whines brought him back to reality and he quickly made his way over to you. You sat up groggily looking around, as if lost, before finally noticing him and jumping.

He didn’t hide the way his eyes scanned your body or the way they stopped on your tomato tattoo on your left shoulder.

A shiver ran through your body and you wrapped the blanket further around you. “When did you get here? You should have told me.” You grumbled at the awkwardness of the situation and started looking every where but his direction.

He plopped down in front of you and lifted his sleeve as much as he could over his shoulder. You quietly stared at the cartoonish carrot, feeling the way it almost mocked you for not speaking up sooner.

“I told you this before, but you never answered me properly. Did you know that my favorite color was red?” When you finally looked into his eyes you noticed the way they shined, a look you originally saw him use only for Coco and family.

“You knew about the carrot yet still gave me the orange hair?” Your smile grew as he laughed at the joke.

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A week had passed since you two first showed the soulmarks to each other and today was finally going to be your first date. The two of you had been planning it for a while and wanted to make sure you included activities you both would enjoy.

The day started with him waking you up at 6 in the morning, not a good start, but the hike in nature and watching the sun with Mark holding your hand made it better. 

After eating, the two of you went to a small cafe and had fun talking and enjoying the ambiance.

“You know you don’t have to keep the red hair, right tomato head?” You grinned staring at his newly dyed red hair. After it started to fade, Mark went back to get it fixed for your date today. “Says the one who had orange hair for the longest time, carrot top.”

The two of you continued to enjoy the nicknames, although you refused to dye your hair orange again. 

#mark tuan #got7 #got7 mark #got7 mark tuan #mark tuan fanfic #mark tuan fluff #mark tuan blurbs #mark tuan drabbles #got7 fanfic #got7 fluff #got7 blurbs #got7 drabbles #kpop #kpop fanfic #kpop fluff #kpop blurbs #kpop drabbles

[telli1206]

malvie for the ship ask 😇

Sorry this took a few days - it takes a long time to fill these out! This is for @fuck-you-i-am-spiderman too 😊

Who would be the big spoon/little spoon? 

Mal would be the little spoon, but she usually doesn’t consent to spooning. Evie is subtle, snaking arms around her while they study together or watch a movie. By the time Mal realizes they’re spooning, she’s too entranced by Evie’s perfume and the soft touch of her fingers to even try to fight it.

Who would wake up first? 

Evie. She always needs plenty of time for her makeup and hair routine. When her hair is perfectly brushed and soft, she’ll take a break to wake up Mal, dragging her soft strands along her girlfriend’s cheek until Mal’s bristling her nose, then finishes with soft kisses to make sure she’s fully awake.

Do they have nicknames for each other? 

Mal will forever call Evie her Princess, but she also likes to tease that she’s the Apple of her Eye, and in the privacy of their room she’s her Candy Apple (because she tastes so sweet).

Evie calls Mal Baby Dragon or just Baby, but she’s also her Firestarter 😉

How do they apologize after an argument?

The only way to get time to apologize to Evie is to be her model when she’s working on clothes, so Mal always sucks it up and plays mannequin for the day, giving them time to talk and sort things out. And it’s the best time to kiss and makeup when Mal’s already down to her bra and underwear and she only has to coax Evie into joining her...

Evie knows that Mal’s a sucker for her pouts, so she usually fakes a pretty pout with her fully painted red lips, knowing that even a mad Mal can’t resist kissing it away, which ultimately open her up to Evie’s apology.

What would they be like as parents? 

Evie would joke that she’s raising Mal along with her kids, because while Evie keeps a clean house and is strict about eating healthy and getting proper sleep, Mal is making pillow forts, eating popcorn in bed, and plotting Halloween trick or treating routes that have the best candy. Every once in a while Evie has to scold Mal and the kids, but for the most part she loves what a fun mom Mal is, and loves to join in on the activities.

Who is more romantic?

Mal. She knows how much Evie adores public displays of affection, so she goes out of her way to do sweet things, like having flowers sent to her in class, leaving surprise gifts in her locker, or leaving sweet notes on their door for the days she’s away at Tourney practice. Evie’s glowing smile and sweet kisses are plenty of reward for all her effort.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? 

Even though Evie is not a sports fan, she knows that Mal enjoys going to games, so she loves to gift Mal with tickets to games and professional Tourney team gear. Evie will get dressed up in team colors and go to the games with Mal, who loves to sit and explain everything that’s going on with Evie so they can boo and cheer together.

And Mal forces herself out of her comfort zone to gift Evie with beautiful jewelry and accessories to complement the clothing she designs, almost always dragging Dizzy along with her to make sure she picks the perfect pieces each time.

Who gets jealous easiest? 

Mal. Evie’s way too gorgeous and sweet, and she can’t help but think that everyone that talks to her wants to be with her. Mal tends to have her hands on her whenever they’re out in public together, always feeling the need to stake her claim on her pretty girlfriend.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? 

Evie. She’s always planning handmade gifts, so she’ll think of ideas weeks in advance in order to have the gifts ready in time. She always puts Mal in charge of decorating for each holiday and birthday, but they love to go shopping together to pick out the decorations. Once they’re home, Evie usually gets to sewing while she supervises Mal’s decorating.

Who is the most adventurous? 

Mal. Evie usually keeps quiet about Mal’s shenanigans, but her adventurous streak does worry her. She’s hurt herself pretty badly attempting some wild passes by jumping over shoulders at Tourney games. But Evie’s biggest problem is when Mal and Jay concoct ideas together, like when they tried to build their own half mile slip and slide, using soap to go extra fast and aiming it into the school’s lap pool.

Who is the most protective? 

Evie. She knows that Mal spent years trying to prove she could be bad to her mother, and some students find it hard to forget that she’s Maleficent’s daughter, despite her decision to be good. Evie is a master at steering conversations politely, and is always right on top of changing topics when someone tries to approach that sensitive subject.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? 

Sickeningly sweet to each other, but also an evil power house on the isle. Mal would rule the school and spend her days wreaking havoc with Evie by her side, holding her hand and smiling her approval. Evie also intimidates, but in a more subtle way by quietly threatening with her acids and poisons in hand. After school they’d make out in Evie’s garden, with Mal occasionally sneaking up to Evie’s room to spend the night with her, for cuddling and other activities 🙃

Who uses all the hot water? 

Mal. She loves soaking in a hot bath, but she’s always just a waster of water in general. Evie usually gives her a frustrated glares when she has to walk behind Mal to shut off the faucet, shower, or bathtub.

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking? 

Evie. She doesn’t love cooking, so she’d rather focus her time on her clothing lines. Mal is a decent cook, but she doesn’t love to do it, so they tend to go out to eat pretty often. They’ll occassionally take food back to the dorms to eat, but Evie does like to get out and stretch her legs after long days of filling clothing orders.

Who initiates sexy times the most? 

Mal. Evie’s always up for it, but she loves to hear Mal dance around the idea to her. She plays coy and innocent, pretending she doesn’t know what Mal is suggesting, up until she basically pounces on Evie.

Who is more dominant? 

Mal thinks she is, and Evie likes to have her believe that, but truthfully, Mal is heart-eyed for Evie and will do anything she wants. But Evie likes to try to subtley convince Mal that Evie’s ideas are hers anyway to keep her thinking that she’s in charge.

What would they do if the other one was hurt? 

Lose their MINDS. They hate seeing the other hurt, and both end up right at each other’s sides, grabbing faces and kissing before they check over injuries and escort each other to the nurse. And they’re both great nurses to each other during recoveries, spoon feeding, cuddling, and giving sponge baths until the other feels completely better.

Who gives nose/forehead kisses? 

Evie. Mal is too cute when she gets them, scrunching her nose and shaking her hair in Evie’s face after the kiss. And she loves getting them so much from Evie that she’ll come up to her throughout the school day and try to impress her with things she did, like not punching Chad when he got in her face and called her a pussy during practice, so she can earn another nose kiss.

What their biggest fight was/will be about:

I can’t picture them fighting at all, to be honest. There’s way too much love, understanding and support in this relationship. They are for sure relationship goals.

BONUS #1: Song to sum them up? 

“1, 2, 3, 4″ by the Plain White T’s

BONUS #2: A head canon?

Evie is head cheerleader and Mal plays on the Tourney team. During almost every game, Evie has the squad do a routine to the beat of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel, and Mal knows it’s just for her (Firestarter 😉). The support from her girlfirend always pumps her up, and makes her blush just a little...

BOTTOM LINE: Do I ship it?

10000x Yessss. These girls are the ultimate power couple.

[logicallyidiotic]

Just a little story I was inspired to write by one of @atomiktaco posts! Had fun with this and I hope you enjoy! Here is the post that inspired it!

Remus walked into his apartment after work, exhausted but excited. He was planning on going to explore an old abandoned mall on the south side of town. He had been there a few times before, but he still had a floor to explore. He wanted to take Virgil with him so the poor ghost wasn't left alone longer than he had been and so Remus had someone else with him.

Once he made it to his room, where he had left the jacket, he saw Virgil appear on the bed, where he seemed to be sleeping. Remus grabbed a change of clothes and went into the bathroom to change. After he came back out, he put Virgil's hoodie on, causing the ghost to wake.

"Finally, you're home. I thought you were supposed to come back for lunch?" Virgil grumbled, stretching his arms. Remus rolled his eyes as he walked out of the room and to the kitchen, with his ghost friend floating behind him.

"That was the plan but the store ended up swamped. Barely had time to eat." Remus explained, pulling out a microwave meal. The two spoke for a few minutes about their days as Remus made his food and quickly ate. The excitement was starting to set in, not going unnoticed by Virgil.

"Alright, what's got you all giddy? You're brother finally give you a call?" Virgil asked, brow raised. At the mention of his brother, Remus groaned in annoyance. He did not want to talk about him right now.

"For your information, Roman and I had lunch last week. I'm 'giddy' because we're going to explore an abandoned mall once I'm done eating." Remus growled. He loved his ghost buddy, but if he mentions his brother again Remus might just have to leave the ghost at home for a week.

At the mention of an abandoned mall, Virgil's interest was peaked. The two hadn't been able to go explore much due to Remus having to work double shifts at work. The store waa currently low on employees and Remus owed the owner. To say Virgil was excited would be an understatement.

"Really? What mall?" He asked, a small smile appearing on his pale face. He didnt want to seem as happy as he was, but there was no hiding all of it. Remus noticed the ghost's excitement though, having gotten pretty good at figuring out how the ghost was feeling. Leaning back in his chair with his arms holding the table, he said "Pearsons, the one by the museum on the south side."

Virgil knew that mall. He had been a few times while he was alive, but he only spent a decent amount of time there once. He had gotten the supplies for his jacket there. "How long has it been closed?" Virgil asked.

Remus shrugged, not really knowing exactly. "Maybe, at most 15 years? I dont think it's been that long though." It certainly wasnt the oldest abandoned place he's been to but it was still fun to explore and skate around in.

Remus stood from his chair, stretching his back, satisfied when he heard the quiet pops from his joints. Virgil cringed at the sound, but said nothing about it. As Remus went to put his shoes on and grab his skateboard, the ghost floated through the wall into the bedroom and turned the light off. Remus had a tendency to forget about the lights.

"Virge, come on! I wanna show you around the place!" Remus called from the door. With the rill of his eyes, Virgil quickly floated to the door, accompanying the excited male.

Within twenty minutes the two were at Pearsons mall, Remus going through one of the broken windows on the ground floor. There werent many people who patrolled the area, but they still needed to be careful and not overly loud.

"So there's the main entrance," remus said, pointing at the bearded up doors "and the stairs up are right there, which we will be going up to the third floor" he finished, pointing at a far wall to their left. With a hum of acknowledgement from Virgil, remus started jogging to the stairs, making sure Virgil wasnt being pulled too much by the jacket, seeing as he's connected to it. Once at the stairs, Remus was quick to sprint up them, arriving on the third floor in just a few minutes.

"This is the only floor I have yet to explore. And I know for a fact that somewhere up here is a ramp that goes to wach level, I saw it last time. Now let's explore!" Remus exclaimed, throwing his skateboard down and starting to skate towards the different rundown shops. Virgil chuckled and did his best to keep up with Remus, feeling the tug from his jacket occassionally. He did have to float through walls to catch up sometimes, but what's the problem with a few shortcuts?

After maybe ten minutes of exploring, Remus suddenly stopped, causing Virgil to zoom past him, only to be tugged all the way back, falling through the floor. The ghost groaned as he came back up, growling "Why the hell did you stop? And without warning me!"

Remus didnt answer, looking into a certain store. Virgil moved his gaze to where Remus was looking, only to freeze completely. Laying inside the store was a large number of stray dogs, and they did not look pleased with the presence of the two people. Whether the dogs could sense Virgil or not, they definitely didnt want Remus there.

"Remus, I think it's time for you to go. These pups don't look happy." Virgil whispered, despite knowing the dogs couldn't hear him. Remus nodded, slowly stepping back as the dogs stood, growling at him. With slowly and careful movements, Remus prepared to skate again, placing a foot on the ground and the other on the board. He saw the dogs ears perk up with any sound he made, quiet or not. He took a breathe and pushed off the ground, propelling himself and the board down the hall.

With the sound and quick movement of what Remus had done, the dogs took off running after him. Virgil floated after Remus, anxiety settling deep in his stomach. He looked ahead of Remus and cut through walls, looking for something to move that may help. Suddenly, he spotted a stack of boxes that he might be able to knock over. He turned towards the direction Remus was coming from and yelled "This way! Hurry up!"

Remus followed Virgil's instructions, zooming past him. Just after Remus passed, Virgil managed to knock the boxes over, though it used a lot of his energy. The dogs either ended up under the boxes as the crashed down on the, or ran into other dogs, causing a crash. Despite the dogs being stopped temporarily, Remus kept going. He caught sight of the ramp he'd been looking for and turned towards it, slowling down slightly so he didnt crash at the bottom.

Virgil was with him in seconds, yelling "get your ass down that ramp! That wont stop them long!" And with that, Remus was flying down the ramp. It wasnt steep, but it certainly wasnt gentle either. Remus' hair flew out of his face as Virgil's jacket flapped behind him. Even with the dogs chasing him, Remus smiled the entire way down. Virgil was close behind him, enjoying seeing his friend happy, but also still extremely worried for his friend.

They made it to the bottom floor in no time, still able to hear the dogs. Remus looked back and saw them at the top of the ramp and fearfully kicked off the ground again. He jumped through the window just as the dogs made it down the ramp, running a bit away, looking behind him for the dogs and Virgil every few seconds.

They stopped at a park a few blocks away, Remus panting and Virgil still looking around in fear. On all the little adventures they've had in these 6 months they'd known each other, they hadn't been chased by dogs. Chased by other things, yes. But not dogs.

"You owe me for the anxiety you just gave me." Virgil said, looking down at his panting friend. Remus only glared in response, earning a chuckle from Virgil. Once he regained his breath, Remus grumbled "I dont owe you shit. But if it'll keep you from teasing me about running like a coward then I will let you pick what's on TV tomorrow."

That made Virgil's face light up, but he quickly tried to cover it up. "Really? I, uh, mean cool. I'm cool with that" he said. Remus shook his head at his friends antics, grabbing his skateboard and starting to walk away.

"Let's get home ghost boy."

#remus sanders #ts remus #virgil sanders #ts virgil #fanfic #ghost virgil #sanders sides au #sanders sides fic

[drethanramslay]

Epilogue: Bloom

Pairing: Aurora x MC (Iris Everette)

Word count: 3.2 K words

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Warning: smut in the first half and I'm not saying anything else

Taglist: @miyakokurono @vampiregirlsblog @agent-breakdance @trappedinfandoms @openheart12 @sekizincimektup @lilyofchoices (let me know if you want to be added or removed from the list)

Songs: Two of us by Louis Tomlinson and Lover by Taylor Swift

Please forgive me for any mistakes

One year later.

The Boston sky seemed like an abstract painting. The sun was setting, and the entire sky was a mix of different hues of pink, purple and blue. There was an occassional singing of an nightingale, otherwise it's pretty quiet.

Almost hauntingly quiet.

Iris stood, basking in the rays of the dying Sun. She slowly bent down and placed the bouquet of forget me nots and a single sunflower near the cold headstone.

"Hey..." She softly spoke, as she made herself comfortable in the ground. After a cold, hard winter, the trees were slowly growing back the green leaves. After months of suffering, they finally bloom in spring, showing that time heals things.

"I know it's been a long time since I spoke to you. It was just hard to come here...makes it so much more real that you are not here in this world.." iris sighed, as she hugged her knees.

"Everything is great. I am not being sarcastic or anything. Seriously everything is so perfect that sometimes it feels like a dream. Ethan has given me a promotion to co-lead the diagnostic team, which I always wanted. I have even started going back to therapy. Because I know that if I didn't fix my mental state, you would haunt me in my dreams." Iris chuckled.

Picking at the grass near her, she spoke quietly. "Everything is perfect but you are not here... I think you would he happy to hear that Grayson is dead now. A month ago he was hanged for murder, assault and battery. I held such a huge party in celebration of it. I know, I know...what a sadistic bitch, but hey I think you can cut me some slack."

Tears welled up her eyes.

God I was hoping I could make it through without crying...

"I miss you so much. Oh! how much I wish that I could hold you one last time... It hurts but I am slowly making my peace with it. It's tough and challenging getting over not having you around but, I know you are in a happier place, playing healer for all the souls entering heaven."

She sat there for a long time, lost in her thoughts, as the sun set. When it started to get dark, she knew she had to make a move.

"Alright, I am going to go... My roommate will kill me if I don't make it in time for dinner." She pressed her fingertips to her lips and pressed it on the cool headstone. A lone tear rolled down her cheek. "I love you...I will never stop loving you."

She stood up, dusted herself and walked towards the exit, where her bike was parked. Clicking her helmet in place she revved the beast and zipped through the streets, towards her apartment.

She climbed up the steps and took her keys out to unlock the door. The moment she unlocked the door, she heard excited footsteps running towards her. She had hardly walked through the threshold when the huge golden retriever jumped on her.

"Hey Milo!! How's my boy doing? Hmm?" She bent down and hugged the dog. He was just a year old. "Who has been a good boy, huh?" She booped his nose and scratched the behind of his ears.

The pup just barked and ran in crazy circles around Iris. Iris let out a short laugh before standing up. "Where is mama, Milo?" She asked as she took her shoes off and hung her coat on the coat rack. Her girlfriend was very particular about these things.

Milo scurried towards the closed bedroom door and pawed the door. "That a boy.” She gave a last scratch behind his ear before entering the room and closing it behind her. She could see the bathroom door ajar and steam wafted out of the thin crack.

Iris stripped to get underwear and headed towards the bathroom.

"Hey baby." The voice called out, from behind the

"Hi." Iris opened the glass door and stepped in. She placed her hands on her waist and turned her around.

"EEE! What the hell Adara?!"

"What? Just saving water by taking a shower with you." She gave a sly smile as her hand reached down and grabbed a handful of her ass.

"You are incorrigible Adara."

"No I am in love with you, Rory. Get your facts straight!!"

Aurora pressed her lips to Iris'. "How are you? How was meeting your mom?" She took the shower gel and put it on the washcloth.

"It was nice... And peaceful. Will you come with me next time? I want you to meet her."

"Anything for you, my love." She lathered the soap and turned her around. Before she put soap on her back, she kissed the deep scar on her back. Iris just smiled into her shoulder.

"So... What do your parents think of me? I really couldn't get a read on them when we met the in NYC last week."

"Well, they definitely love you. My mom talked my ear off of how well behaved you are and loved your fashion sense. My dad went on and on that you were 200 times any man he had met. He was in awe of how you are co-leading one of the most prestigious diagnostics team and that you were perfect for me."

"Wow I am so honoured." Iris spoke as she turned around.

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Aurora started lathering the soap on her chest. Iris took a sharp intake of air when she felt the texture of the washcloth on her breasts along with the circular motion of Rory's hands. Iris was getting wetter with every movement on her breasts and her clenching stomach. He slow hands finally reached the place where she wanted her the most.

She brushed the sensitive folds and Iris let out a low moan. Aurora continued her slow circular motions, enjoying the way Iris was losing control and was completely at her mercy.

Oh this was gonna be so fun. Aurora thought wickedly.

She continued the torture for a very long time. Iris desperately wanted to climax. "Now, that's clean enough." Aurora said innocently as she moved her hand away. Iris' forest green eyes snapped open.

"Rory..."

Aurora didn't respond as she just gave an innocent smile and reached for the detachable shower head. She switched it on and started washing the suds of her body. She roamed her hand all around, touching everywhere, teasing her.

"Kiss me dammit." Iris said as she surged forward and kissed her, hard. Aurora let out a yelp but kissed back with equal fervour. She pushed Iris against the wall of the huge shower place. She pinned her hand against the wall and slid her thigh between Iris' legs.

"I like you like this. Wet." Rory said cheekily as she moved Iris' hair, so that she could kiss her collarbone.

"Stop fucking around. Fuck me Rory."

"And your wish is granted." Aurora spun her around and pushed her chest against the wall. Holding her hands above her head with one one hand, Aurora let her other hand wander around.

Her lips attached to the side of her neck, sucking and lapping the stray water droplets while her hand pinched Iris' nipples. She let out a hum of appreciation.

Sliding her hand down Iris' toned stomach, after an eternity, she finally reached her heat. Her long fingers circled her clit, applying just the right amount of pressure which made Iris moan.

She slipped her fingers into her her pussy and started fingering her. The heel of her palm continued to massage the sensitive nub of nerves. Iris shuddered from the over stimulation and let out a cry when her fingers brushed her sweet spot.

"Just like that Adara. There is a reason we got an apartment for ourselves. Scream my name."

Aurora curled her fingers and Iris was climaxing. She soared and fell simultaneously and her entire body shook with pleasure. Her knees felt weak and she leaned against the wall, not able to hold herself up.

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Aurora took out two towels. She wiped the water droplets accumulated on her porcelain skin. After she was done, she wrapped her with the towel and kissed her nose.

"There. All clean now.'

Iris smiled as she saw Rory wipe herself. She was just reaching for her pyjamas when Iris stopped her.

"What are you doing Rory?"

"Wearing clothes?"

"Babe... Did you forget about our 'no clothes in bed' policy?"

Rory raised an eyebrow.

Iris rolled her eyes and threw her over her shoulder and headed to bed. "I'm not done with you Rory!"

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It was 7 in the evening and Aurora's shift was over. She was exhausted. Being a senior resident was no joke. Managing her case load along with the residents and interns reporting to her was taxing. But she loved it. She enjoyed saving lives and shaping the future generations of doctors.

Aurora trudged to the locker room and changed into a pair of skinny jeans and a t-shirt with the 'Guns N' Roses' logo on it. She was wearing her shoes when an blue envelope fell out of her locker. Confused, she picked it up and opened it to see a short poem.

"Take me to the place we first met, Both partnered up, with eyes full of hate, But I would be lying to your face, If I didn't say that I wanted to be your babe." ~A

She realised it was Iris' handwriting. Place we first met...? AH! The foyer area.

Aurora picked up her satchel and headed towards the foyer area. She went to the softboard where they used to attach the intern list. Surely, there was another blue envelope pinned to the board. And next to it, Elijah was waiting.

"What's up Aurora?!" Elijah squeaked.

"I'm good but what's up with you?" She asked as she unpinned the envelope.

"Chilling. And waiting for Sothy..Needed to talk to him.. Y'know the usual drill." Elijah gave out a nervous laugh. Aurora narrowed her eyes but decided to not give it any mind. Opening the letter carefully, she found another poem-

"Take me to the place where we had each other's back, Complementing each other, which other people lack, You panicked and didn't know what to do with your hands, And then I came and told you to take a deep breath and relax."

This was definitely regarding the triage they had performed during the subway accident. That was the only time Aurora had frozen. Even then, Iris was such a sweetheart. She quickly walked down to the ER.

She reached the nurses' station and Sienna was standing there, in her casual clothes signing her charts. "Hey Sienna." Aurora said as she subtly looked around, trying to find a blue envelope.

"Hey Aurora! Looking for something?"

"Huh? Yeah kinda..."

"Well, I think this might help you." She slid a blue envelope towards her. Aurora took it. "Do you have any idea what's going on?"

"I don't know Aurora. Iris just gave this to me." Sienna shrugged.

Tearing open the envelope, she found a amethyst stone necklace. It was her birthstone. It gleamed under the white lights of the ER. Holding it in one hand, she proceeded to read another poem-

"Take me to the place we lay face to face, Where the pain in my head left me in a daze, You made an exception for my case, And secured in my heart, your own place."

The hospital room! "Gotta go. Bye Sienna." Sienna just waved back.

Pocketing the necklace, she rushed to the emergency staircase. She took two steps at a time and reached the second floor. She ran to room no. 203, where she had stitched up Iris and slept by her side. Surely, there was a blue envelope sitting on the bed.

"Take me to the place where we first kissed, You were hurting and pissed, In the dark, your soul you bared, And I knew, in my future, you would always be there."

Wait a second...this was regarding the ED Case she had.

She hauled ass to the on call room on the third floor. She opened the door and tiptoed in. Jackie was lying on one of the beds, solving a crossword. "You took your time I guess." Jackie yawned.

"And you are as bright as a ray of sunshine." Aurora responded sarcastically, as she started moving pillows to search for another letter.

"Aha! Victory." Aurora said as she blew the hair which had fallen on her face. She eagerly opened it-

"Take me to the place where you said you loved me, I shared my burden and felt free, My heart was bursting and fell the tears of ecstacy, It was always you and me, Adara and Rory."

She walked fast towards the elevator bank. She was getting frantic. This scavenger hunt was fun but it made her impatient. She just wanted to hold Adara.

Reaching the elevators, she saw Ethan standing there, typing on his phone.

"Hey Dr. Ramsey."

"Hello Dr. Emery."

"Are you...texting?"

"Apparently."

"Umm...but didn't you tell me that you hated it?"

Ethan rolled his eyes. "Emery, it's my wish if I want to use this godforsaken mobile. I can't even type without autocorrect making it into a different word. Lord, the end is near."

Aurora chuckled and one of the elevators near Ethan dinged. She was about to enter it when Ethan stepped in front of it, blocking the entrance.

"Oops. Looks like it's full. Go in the next one."

Aurora just gave him a weird look and stepped into the other elevator and what she saw, blew her damn mind. The elevator was illuminated by strings of blue fairy lights. She stepped in and marvelled at the sight. Sound of rain pattering on the pavement sounded through the speakers. She saw a Polaroid collage of their pictures, encased in a glass frame, on one of the walls of the elevator and laughed.

So typical. Iris and her Polaroid camera... The girl had an obsession.

To the glass frame, a blue note was attached.

"Take me to the place where it all started, The fairytale story which we tell children in bed, Long gazes, happy memories shared over cheap appetizers, The beginning to our happily ever after."

The lift dinged and she stepped out with the collage and the letter. She stumbled under the weight where Bryce stepped forward and balanced her.

"Woah! Watch out Big A. Don't want you falling for me now, do we?" Bryce smirked and Aurora rolled her eyes.

"God you are so annoying, Queen B."

Bryce just chuckled and held his hand forward. "C'mon give me that. I will hold it for you."

"If you drop it, I will kick you in your family jewels so hard, that your grandchildren will feel it." She threatened.

Bryce shuddered. "Hehehe. No need to bring my testicles into this situation. And don't worry, people say I have good hands."

She handed the frame to him. She then slipped the necklace around her neck. "C'mon Lahela. We are going to Donahue's."

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The moment she stepped into the small pub, all the patrons stopped talking. Everybody's eyes were on her and she felt awkward.

What the fuck is going on here? Iris, what are you playing at?

"Hey Dr. Emery. These are for you." Reggie handed her a beautiful bouquet of sunflowers. Aurora smelled them and blushed. In midst of the flowers she found a small blue note.

"You are so close babe. Come to me. I am waiting for you, in the beer garden."

Aurora walked towards the back door opening into the beer garden. People just parted, like the Red sea, giving her place to go. When she opened the door, her jaw were on the floor.

Rose petals lined the path towards the stage where live bands usually performed. The gentle strumming of a guitar played in the background. She walked slowly, through the tables and what she saw made her halt in her tracks.

Iris stood there, with a soft smile on her face. She was wearing a midnight blue romper dress which ended in shorts. It was sleeveless and it was clinched at her waist. Her guitar was slung around her shoulder and she continued to strum the strings.

"This one's for you babe. Thank you for coming." She spoke into the mic and started singing in an angelic voice.

Salt on your skin and stars in your eyes

You close in the darkness and I'm all out of lies

Taking my heart, and made it your own

You are everything that I've ever known

I tried to, resist you

I tried to keep my distance

I tried to play it cool

I'm no match for your persistence

And oh, you lift me up

When the fog rolls in, you lift me

When the cold sets in, you give me

The strength to take on anything, oh anything

I see by the light you bring

You lift me up, you lift me up

I see by the light you bring, you lift me up, you lift me up

Aurora was hypnotised by her beautiful voice. Iris took of her guitar and handed it to a person, you continued to strum it. She slowly stepped down from the stage and headed towards Aurora.

She grasped her hands and squeezed. "Rory, you are the best thing that has ever happened in my life. When you walked into my life, love walked in. It was a magical moment that I will always cherish and treasure. They say that love is many a splendoured thing, constantly changing and evolving. My love for you will be ever changing like a chimera and ever growing like a verdant valley."

"You are my guide to love, my every wish, and the person I want to grow old with." Iris spoke with so much conviction that Aurora fell in love with her all over again.

She got down on one knee and tears streamed down Aurora's face as she held a hand to her mouth.

Iris pulled out a diamond ring, which glimmered under the fairy lights of the beer garden.

"Aurora Lucille Emery, will you do me the honour of being my partner in crime and my wife for the rest of our lives?"

"YES Iris Adara Everette. Hell fucking yeah!!" Iris got up and slipped the ring on her ring finger.

Iris was so giddy with joy that she picked up Aurora and twirled her. Aurora laughed and everyone was either clapping, hooting or crying. She set her down and grabbed her face and kissed her.

"I am not dreaming, am I??" Iris asked as she held Aurora tightly, forehead to forehead.

"No dum dum. We’re getting married. Guess you are stuck with me, huh?"

“And I wouldn't have it any other way.”

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That was one of the most joyous night of their lives. They danced, sang and partied till the early hours. The wedding took place the following summer near the docks. It was a small ceremony, but everybody enjoyed it.

Sienna and Jackie were made the maids of honor while Ethan, Bryce and Elijah were made the best men. Ethan walked iris down the aisle while Naveen officiated the ceremony. 

The reception was a blast which took place on a boat. Jackie and Sienna managed to make everyone drunk and forced them to dance. Even Harper Emery and the Chief. Bryce almost started strip dancing and Ethan was doing the running man. Elijah did wheelies on his wheelchair. It was unforgettable.

Everything was perfect at last. Rory and Adara finally got their happy ending which they always dreamed of. They were happy, content and proud moms of twin baby boys. They continued to push boundaries in the medical field and became the dynamic duo of diagnostics medicine.

They both lived happily ever after.

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THE END.

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AUTHOR’S NOTE:

And here is the end of Rory and Adara’s tale. Thank you for reading this mini series through its ups and downs, laughter and tears

It was so much fun writing this and I so, so grateful to all of the comments you guys left under each chapter. It motivated me to deliver. So thank you.

Once again, I am grateful to every single person who gave this fanfic a chance and believed in my writing.

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[venomous--fics]

Pearlie: TYSM for the request! I used Carnage because I am already dying for the next Venom movie so I have been reading up on Carnage.

Relationship: Eddie Brock/Venom x Mutant!Reader

STORY:

Eddie and Venom had been busy all week. It seemed like crime was only increasing, despite the fact Venom ate nearly all the scum they encountered. Luckily for them, the afternoon was fairly decent so they decided to walk around the city, occassionally stopping for drinks or a bite to eat.

"What sounds good for lunch, V?"

"Hmm." Venom thought, "We could stop at that pizza joint you're always talking about."

"We sure could if you'd like. I'm starving."

"You are not alone on that."

"Pizza it is." Eddie smiled, almost putting a skip in his step.

Despite nothing happening, the two were still on high alert, only relaxing a little once the auroma of pizza was wafting through the air. Eddie opened the door to the pizza parlor and quickly found a decent seat next to a window.

Before they knew it, they had ordered seven pizzas, some with bizarre topping combos. The waiter paid no mind and walked off. Eddie tapped his knuckles on the table, squinting as the sun obscured his view.

Just as the duo was about to lower their guard, a police car was flying through the street and people were running in fear. Eddie stood from the table and ran outside to assess the situation.

"Carnage." Venom growled, "What a dick."

"Didn't you make that d- Nevermind." Eddie clapped his hands together, "Let's go fuck shit up my man."

Venom enveloped Eddie and the two were off in an attempt to stop the beast.

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You had your earbuds in as you walked down the street, towards the pizza place. You called in an order for your ritualistic Friday night in. You hummed to the beat and scrolled through your phone for a better song to listen to.

You had no idea of your surroundings until someone ran past you, and nearly bumped into you. You took and earbud out, "Hey, pal! Watch where you're--"

You slowly turned back from him and saw the city being torn apart. More and more people were running away in absolute panic.

"The hell.."

You stood still, unsure of what do to. What could you do? If you used your powers, there was a fear of being detained.. If you didn't help, then people being hurt would be on you.

Before you could even turn away and act like nothing was wrong, you heard a vicious roar followed by a car alarm.

You turned your head up a little and saw a large black mass flying towards you. Without any time to move, you cowar a bit as the mass flew through you.

You opened your eyes and turned around, seeing a creature getting up off the pavement and shaking it's head, growling as bits of rubble were shook off.

You panicked a little and ran past it and immediately phasing through the nearest wall. The creature had seen it all.

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After what felt like 2 days, Venom and Eddie were able to subdue the vile Carnage just enough to get him to retreat.

The two were still curious as to what happened earlier with the strange girl and the going through walls.

"We could've been hallucinating from lack of food." Eddie rubbed his face, tired.

"No she was real." Venom snapped, "We do not hallucinate."

"Right. Okay.. But how the hell are we gonna find her in this big city..."

"Perhaps there is still a scent."

"Man, that's weird.. Like kinda creepy weird." Eddie groaned, wanting nothing more than to just get his food and go home.

"We must find the mystery girl, Eddie. Maybe she can help us in combat." Venom grinned rather gleefully.

"We don't really need help, but I do wanna make sure she isn't a threat. Y'know?"

Venom seemed to have agreed and they began their detective work.. As usual.

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You finally stopped running when you noticed you were in on the the of town. You turned to look at the skyline.

You slipped up and now you'd probably have to move. Again. Maybe change your name? You looked around to make sure you weren't followed.

Nobody knew you had these powers, and that's fine with you. You wanted to be normal. And you knew deep down that if anyone knew they would only use you.

You shrugged off the cool air and started to make the totally normal trek back home. The gears in your head started turning and you got angry. That black slimey thing... What if IT was the bad guy. Maybe you should track it down and fight it. Then again ... It was probably stronger than you.

You slipped your earbuds back in and tried to chill out. It was going to be fine. You were going to make it home, you were going to eat low quality take out food. And life would be as normal as you remembered.

You made it back into the city and despite cooling down a bit, you were still filled with dread that some form of alien creature knows you exist and that you have powers.

You scoffed as you hit the walk signal button, "Haha as if....What? And it's tracked me down? Y/N, don't be ridiculo--"

You felt a puff of hot air on the back of your neck and you stiffened up like a fence post. You slowly turned around, "Well, speak of the devil..."

It was the being from earlier. You took a step back, "H-hey. Get out of my crawl.. M-man??"

"Where are my manners." It said in a low tone, wicked teeth curling into a smile, "We are Venom."

"Edgy." you blurted out. You tough guy persona started to come out as a defense mechanism, "Can you go."

The black ooze began to move, revealing a rather-from what you could see- cute guy. You weren't prepared for that and you jumped back, "What the fu- What the hell?"

"No please!" the man pleaded, "Not gonna hurt you. I'm Eddie Brock. That was my pal Venom. We uh.. I guess we're the good guys."

You eyed him up and down, "I'm Y/N....I guess." And the dots started to click, "Eddie Brock...That reporter guy?"

"Used to be."

"Used to be a fan- Uhm.. So why are you stalking me.."

"Earlier. Venom and I.. We kinda went through you."

"Oh. That was you." You sighed, "Please. I can't talk about it.. I'm terrified of someone finding out. I'm not gonna cause problems.. Just trying to make a living."

"Understandable." Eddie said, "We can talk over pizza. Totally spaced that I ordered like seven of 'em two hours ago."

You weren't sure what to expect. He just shifted the mood and conversation so far.. And you knew he wasn't a bad guy.

He held out his hand, "We swear we aren't gonna try any funny business.. Ot's nice to see another freak on the street."

"Freak?"

"It's a term of endearment to us. You hear it so much that it almost sounds like a compliment."

You looked at his hand, "Alright, Eddie. But you try anything and I'll hurt you."

You reached your hand out and purposefully phased it through his. He was taken aback and you moved past him, "Gotcha."

"Where you goin'?" he asked, turning around.

"Thought you said we'd talk over pizza." you smiled at him, "You coming or what?"

Eddie looked at his hand as he started to follow you. He could hear Venom chuckling, "Eddie. We like her."

Eddie was still looking at his hand, "God that was freaky."

Turning around, you phased your hands through his chest, causing him to jump a little. You moved back, "I'll keep doing it."

"Please don't." Eddie's voice cracked, causing Venom to laugh. Eddie's voice cracked again, "Shut up."

--- (slight timeskip brought to you by my fear of this being too long lmao) --

An alarm went off, causing you to groan and went to slam your fist on it, but in your tired state, your fist went through the table. You groaned even louder and sat up, "Shut up already. We get it...It's morning."

The bedside next to you shifted and Eddie turned over, facing you, "Five more minutes."

You laid back down and shut your eyes, "You said that the first time it went off."

"And I'll say it again." he yawned.

You adjusted your position so you could look at him, "That WAS five minutes ago."

His brows furrowed and he whined, "But I'm tired."

You rolled your eyes and smiled. It's been about nine months since that day they phased through you and then got you pizza as consolation. Everything fell into place after that.

Eddie convinced you that you could use your powers for good, so sometimes you help them during fights. And about 4 months ago, Eddie asked you to move in after your millionth date. He made it seem more like a wedding proposal, however. He just wanted to be with you.

Eddie's hand began snaking over to you, and you decided to make him get up. His hand wound up going through you, and he patted the bed, "Y/N. Babe? You there?"

His hand went through your arm and you laughed, "I'm here. But you gotta get up."

He pulled his hand back and opened his eyes, "You're a jerk."

You sat up and pushed yourself off the mattress, "And you need a shower."

Eddie sighed and rolled out of bed, "Fine."

You went through the bedroom door, but immediately stuck your head back through, "I'll cook some breakfast!"

Eddie slammed himself into the wall and grabbed his chest, "Wouls you stop doing that?! It's still freaky."

"It's been like nine months."

"It looks like I'm talking to a decapitated head.."

You looked at the door and phased your hand through, shaking them like you were doing jazz hands, "Is this better?"

"Wha-Wh-What would you do if one of our friends came in and just part of your body going through a door?" Eddie squeaked.

You were totally unphased by the question and you kept a flat face, "We don't have any friends, Eddie."

"Shower." Eddie half smiled, "I need a shower."

He walked to the bathroom and shut the door behind him.

"I think it is funny." Venom said.

"You also think eating people is funny."

"Their screams amuse me."

"Thank you, V."

Eddie let out a yelp as you were now in the bathroom. You let out a laugh, "I'm sorry. I had to. I'll go make some food."

Eddie nodded as his nerves finally calmed down, "That would be wonderful."

You smiled at him and pulled him into a hug. You stood on your tiptoes and gave him a soft kiss on the lips, "Love you, fraidy cat."

"Love you too, weird..ghost cat."

#eddie brock x reader #eddie brock imagine #venom x reader #venom imagine #marvel imagine #omg i hit the limit oh noooooo

[an-almost-dropped-croissant]

What’s the story on what your principal does? Cause I’d like to know a little more about the story behind it, but. Regardless of what it is, I am 100% HERE for getting him fired for harassing people, however it is that he’s doing that. Because it’s not okay. Hats off to you for wanting to start a student revolution. You got my respect 🙌👏❤️

Thank you for asking, I figured nobody would care about this. This is gonna be a long post. I’m think about making this thread an event-to-event kind of record of what’s happening. So let’s jump into this mother goose nursery tale.

For the past two years, my school has had a new principal. His name will be changed for privacy reasons to Mr. Jones. One thing you need to know about Mr. Jones is that he’s 6'7", a gym teacher, and very aware of his size. This man is huge and intimidating.

My first interaction with the man involved him forcefully brushing snow off of the back of my jacket in eighth grade. I had no clue who this man was, and he scared me. The next time I saw him he was reading my class an excerpt from his book of memoirs. He seemed chill enough, but he still had me on edge. Maybe it’s just my distrust of men, especially large men. So I don’t think twice about it.

Third interaction and he’s in my class again. To ‘break the ice’ he starts telling us a story in a comedic manner. Except it’s not funny, it’s cruel. At his old school, a child had pulled on a girl’s ponytail, so he was supposed to deal with him. In that particular school, they had a hallway for the locker rooms. He cornered the kid in that hallway and screamed at him so loudly that you could hear him on the other side of the school. According to him, the kid shit himself. Sounds fake, but whatever. The problem is that he laughed about it. He though him intimidating and bullying a child who had made a dumb mistake was ok somehow. That scared me.

As the months passed, we never spoke. I’m a good kid so I never had to go to the office for any conflicts. Occassionally he would comment snidely about my lipstick or the length of my shirts (which were well within dress code with high waisted jeans). I’d overhear him talking about how girls my age shouldn’t wear such dark colours and should stick to Chapstick. As time passed I realized I wasn’t the only one he said this stuff to. Keep in mind, I’m in ninth grade. In Canada middle school is 7,8, and 9. I’m fourteen, fifteen next month.

Things were worse than lipstick. He would comment on their shirts, leggings, ripped jeans, heels, sometimes in private and sometimes in front of their friends. One thing he never commented on were the dresses our sports teams were required to wear for comps. He’d find any excuse to shame you for what you wear, even if you were covered, just because he didn’t like it. He’d nitpick anything he could get when it came to slutshaming children. He did this to the twelve-year-olds, too.Then there was the touching. My town has a reputation for pedophilic teachers; a band teacher from our high school was just fired weeks ago for sexual assault allegations over the course of many years. This however was harder to prove, which feels like exactly why he did it.

With the boys, you’d get a hand on the shoulder, arm, etc. With the girls, you’d be led by your waist. Fun fact: in my province we have a strict no touching policy for teachers. Even if a six-year-old is bawling you can’t hug them. Now this jackass, instead of asking you to move, would put his hands on you and physically move you. There’s also a story about a girl that he shoulder bumped for standing on the benches. He invades personal space daily and picks favourites to tease. One of my friends was targeted not too long ago. He would wait at her locker every morning for her to take off her coat so he could comment on how inappropriately she was dressing. She reported it, but nothing actually happened.

So now that you understand the context, let’s begin.

I was in gym today and we were playing badminton. I had forgotten my sneakers because it’s winter so I was wearing timberlands. Let me just say, they were clean. Not a fleck of dirt. The snow had washed them off and they were dry. I was stood next to my classmates waiting for my turn in the singles tournament we had been playing. I see Mr. Jones coming towards us and he’s making this intimidating eye contact with me as he approached. He asked for my name and pulled me aside.

He had sat me down inbetween him and another teacher, even when I tried to sit where I wasn’t surrounded. He asked me how long I’ve gone to this school, my homeroom and internally I’m panicking. I have anxiety, and after recent events I’ve been in a bad place. I was already on edge, but this just really did it. This is where it gets fun. He said, “you seem like a smart girl, so I don’t understand why you think it’s acceptable for you to be wearing those work boots.” That was the note that he hit on over and over in this conversation. I don’t understand why you think this is ok. And because of how indirect he is, I asked if this was a serious conversation and he said it was very serious. I was defensive so I kept saying stuff like 'i forgot my sneakers’ and 'its safer to wear these than to go in socks for badminton’. He kept pushing me. I kept pushing back in a respectful way.

He said, “I expected you to be like 'oh shit’ and say you’d never do it again but here we are.” Me being the little shit that I am responded with, “ I’d never swear at you”. Shots. Fired. He said it was nice to meet me and sent me back to my group. I was on the verge of a panic attack and I was going to start hyperventilating if I didn’t leave so I grabbed my nearest friend and booked it. We went to the locker room so I could calm down and I explained the conversation. How he talked down to me, insinuated that I was stupid for my choice in footwear, intimidated me. She was pressed as hell and so was I.

When all the other girls came back we talked about it and I heard stories about the screwed up things he’s said and done to my peers. I was furious, but still was on the verge of a panic attack. So I, along with another girl who had found the confidence to report him, and our friend went to my homeroom to explain the situation. She referred us to the guidance counselor. We all sat together and discussed the issue and she agreed that this was unacceptable. Halfway through the meeting she gets a phone call. Guess who it’s from.

That’s right. Mr. Jones.

With thirty seconds warning, he waltzed in and sat opposite me at the round table. My friends were scared but were trying to be strong for my sake. I knew that this was my battle to fight and I needed to be reasonable so he’d have nothing to fight back on. I explain my side of the situation to him and he keeps repeating how he doesn’t understand how I think this is ok. He said how I’m making excuses and not acting my age. This is when I get angry.

I start asking why he called me out specifically. Why not the others with dirtyass sneakers. Why he dealt with it the way he did. You know that thing liars do where they tell a story to make the lie seem true? He did that. He said that outside shoes don’t belong in gym. Went on and on about how he has to sweep the floors before his teams practice so they don’t hurt themselves on the rocks. I stated that everyone else didn’t own indoor sneakers, they had dirty shoes too. He said that he deals with them to in his class. I say I’m not in his class, and my actual teacher didn’t say anything. Apparently in his eyes that’s a big problem. He makes excuse after excuse and I’m past the point of being done. The more I call him out the more he tries to blame it all on me. He tried to get my guidance counselor to join him in yelling at me and was annoyed when she wouldn’t pick a side.

He kept going and my band had snapped. Within ten seconds I was hyperventilating and sobbing. According to one of my friends, he smiled at the counselor in a condescending way. The counselor claimed it was to lighten the mood but it felt more cruel. He said he didn’t mean to make me have a panic attack or intimidate me. Never once did he apologize. He sat there staring at me until I asking him very directly to leave.

I had my attack brought in after five minutes of tissues, breathing, and water. We discussed the conversation. When the bell rang, I dragged my weak ass to my locker, praying he wouldn’t confront me on my own. Luckily my friends surrounded me. As I explained what happened to those who weren’t there, he came over and leaned against the wall a few doors down from mine. I gave him a look then left. This could have been handled with a simple question of 'where are your sneakers.’

I’m done. I’m done with the fact that there’s this unspoken thing of him touching and saying inappropriate things to children. I'm done with him picking fights to feel big. The adults are too scared to fight back for us, either that or they just don’t want to. We live in a world where students are fighting to change gun laws in Florida. Malala was not much older than I am when she was shot. Children can change this world when adults don’t see the need for change. They think it doesn’t affect them because they can just ignore it. They’re wrong. If you yell at me I will scream back. You will not silence my voice.

The current plan is to get a wide assortment of girls and male witnesses to make statements saying that he is guilty and should not be around children. Nobody likes how he treats us girls, we’re just too afraid to speak out about it because we’ve been taught that authority is to be respected and situations like these have to be tolerated. Nothing has to be tolerated.

I’ll keep you guys updated.

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If you are anything like me then you just know how frightening it can be when you are confronted with someone much taller, much bigger, much stronger and they are intent on doing you harm.

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Relson Gracie World CHAMPION

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Grab Escapes

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Choke Escapes

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Fernando and Russell both train together at the same Gym, in Phnom Penh Cambodia, where they met up many Months ago.

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During the filming they would often be seen going through evil techniques off camera and discussing if they should be shown or not!

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Double Power Guillotine

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Fig 4 Double Break

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’ Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean? ’

“Kids! Can you come here please?!”

Ceri and Étienne waited as Odette and Sorley came downstairs. This had been a day they’d been waiting for for a long time. As the kids made themselves comfortable on the couch, the parents looked at each other, nodding in agreement. With a smile, both pulled an egg from behind their backs, presenting them to the children. 

“No way!” Sorely squealed. “We get eggs?!”

“We found them beside my Espeon’s bed,” Étienne explained. “It’s pretty obvious what they’ll be.”

Ceri was beaming. “And you both have been talking starters for weeks. We figured now would be the best time.”

Odette held the egg close. “Thank you so much. I can’t wait for our journeys to start.”

Étienne ruffled her hair. “I’m sure you’ll both be amazing trainers.”

“I plan on being more than a trainer. I’ll be a Champion. Just like papa.”

“I know you’ll make it.”

Sorley looked down at the egg in his lap before turning to Ceri, head tilted with a curious air. “What about you, dad? What was your Pokémon journey like? Was it like papa’s?”

Odette gave her parents a quizzical look. “Yeah. How come we never heard about your time as a trainer, dad?”

Ceri looked at Étienne, who seemed to know exactly where this would be going. He quietly headed to the kitchen, planning to make everyone some hot chocolate. Ceri made himself comfortable between his kids, wrapping his arms around them as his Glaceon came and climbed into his lap. 

“I didn’t get to have a typical Pokémon journey” he began. “But the one I did go on, I think, was pretty interesting. At the very least, it lead me to my beautiful family. I suppose it’s time to tell you about it. And it all started when I was reunited with my starter Eevee. Though he wasn’t an Eevee anymore...”

Ceri winced, watching as the ice filled the room to stop the falling rubble. The fighting was getting too much. He didn’t expect things to get so bad. He just wanted out of the basement. That’s why he put together the Geodes. But he never expected to see this level of carnage. Between quirks and powers flying through the air, he was so certain that he’d die. 

But this Glaceon seemed unusually determined not to let it happen. It jumped between him and the rubble with no fear. He didn’t recognize it from anywhere. It certainly didn’t belong to any of the heroes. But somehow, the way it stared at him felt comforting. Almost familiar. 

A feeling that was solidified when it curled into his arms after stopping the debris. 

“I wish my quirk worked on Pokémon,” he managed. “Do I know you?”

The Glaceon nuzzled him, its cool body soothing against the recent burns on his cheek. When he felt it tap his shoulder three times, the realization dawned on him. The only Pokémon he’d ever known to do that tap was the Eevee his dads had given him. 

“Wynter?” The Glaceon got excited, crying happily and increasing its affection. Ceri smiled, hugging it tightly. “Wynter, holy shit I missed you.”

“Hey kid! Come on!” 

Ceri felt his body being lifted off the ground by Avalloch, getting dragged out of the fray while the fight raged on. As they got out of the battlefield, the Glaceon continued to fight, using its Ice Beam to knock away villains and rubble until they were well past danger. 

Wynter would never leave Ceri’s side again. 

Ceri stared blankly at the pink Pokémon Mrs. Alberi had brought in. As part of his recovery, he would be spending time with Inkwell and his wife, away from the stares of people curious for answers as to his disappearance and sudden physical changes. Wynter hadn’t left his side, and glared any time anyone got too close. 

Ceri gave Wynter a reassuring pet. “What’s up, m’am?”

“I thought you might need a hand around the house,” Aurelia soothed. “So I asked the local Pokémon center for suggestions of an Aid and Shin here was at the top of their list of recommendations. They said Audinos are great for people with hearing difficulties, visual impairments, and anxiety.”

“Right,” Ceri grumbled. “Because that’s all I need help with.”

Aurelia sighed. “Sarcasm will get you nowhere, young man.”

“Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean?”

“Just give Shin a chance, Ceri. You’re going to need a little help once you return home. And Shin was the best in her class.” 

The Audino stepped forward, only to sit down about a meter away from Ceri.  She made a gentle sound, lightly swaying side to side. Her stare was a little unsettling. Almost as though she were waiting for something. 

Ceri didn’t like it one bit. “Why is she doing that?”

Aurelia smiled. “She’s waiting for instructions.”

He scoffed. “What, like ‘please get me a glass of water”?”

Immediately, the Audino jumped to her feet and scurried to the kitchen. When she came back moments later, she was holding a glass. It was filled almost to the top with ice water. There was a straw, and even a lemon slice on the edge of the cup. She held it out to Ceri, giving him a cheerful chirp as he finally took it. 

He had to admit, he was impressed. He hadn’t even thought to add the lemon. 

“I...guess I’ll give her a chance,” Ceri conceded. “But just while I’m staying here. No promise that I’ll take her with when I go home.”

Aurelia gave him a pat on the head. “Thank you. Now, I have to get back to work. So if you need anything, just call me or ask Shin.” She left him alone in the living room with the Audino and headed back to her office. 

Ceri looked at the Audino, taking a sip of the water. “Do...you know where they keep the cookies?”

Inkwell had given him a Ralts before he left the Alberi house. Said something about it growing into a good fighter to protect him. Ceri didn’t believe it at first, but when it had evolved into Kirlia after trying, and failing, to kick out a rowdy customer at the Secret Felines, he started to see what the hero had meant. This creature had a strong desire to protect. Very much like the heroes that frequented his establishment. He’d given him the name Sander, which he seemed to like.

Sander was an excellent guard. He checked the house whenever they came home, and always inspected the pub before they officially opened. He stayed beside Ceri at night, and fought off the occassional punk who thought it’d be a wise choice to mock his scars. His little Kirlia was incredibly powerful. 

So much so, that Ceri couldn’t help but wonder.

One night, he was staying late to close up shop. Shin the Audino was putting chairs up, while Wynter was busy preparing to make new ice for tomorrow. Sander was busy cleaning tables and bringing dishes to be washed. 

I think it’s time.

“Sander?”

Sander set the dishes down, looking up at him curiously. Ceri knelt down until they were eye to eye, his gaze soft and reassuring. He rarely had these kind of talks with his Pokémon, but this was something that had to be discussed. 

“I’ve had a lot of customers asking why you haven’t evolved,” Ceri explained. “And I’ve noticed how you kind of look sad afterwards. I know a lot of them keep saying ‘he should be a Gardevoir by now”, but I just want you to know that I don’t care if you evolve or not. What matters to me is that you are doing okay. So if you need anything, even if it’s just a hug or a special treat, feel free to ask, okay? You’re part of this family, and if there’s anything I can do to make you happy, please tell me.”

Sander looked at the floor for a moment before hurrying into the office. He came back carrying a magazine, opening it to a section on Evolution Stones. Ceri looked it over, reading through the list of Pokémon each stone worked with. 

It became obvious once he reached the Dawn Stone. 

“You want to be a Gallade,” he said. Sander nodded, throwing his arms up like the Gallade in the magazine. Ceri laughed, giving him a light pet. “Lucky for you, I think we got a couple in the tip jar.” He quickly hurried to the jar, digging through the money and items, pulling out every stone that had been left that night. When he finally reached the bottom, he found it. “One Dawn Stone.” He held it out to Sander. “You sure this is what you want?”

Sander nodded, stepping forward and taking the stone in his hands. His body began to glow, a blinding light filling the pub as his body grew and morphed. When the light finally faded, the tiny Kirlia was no more, and a proud Gallade stood in his place. Sander knelt before him, regal and determined. 

Ceri pulled him to his feet. “You’re family. Family does not have to kneel here.”

Sander stared at him for a moment before giving him a hug. After making sure things would be fine without him, he hurried out of the pub to do a quick border inspection. 

Ceri couldn’t stop beaming.

It was the grand opening of the new Secret Felines location. And Ceri had no idea what to wear. Étienne was busy making breakfast, and had laid out three outfits for Ceri to choose from. 

Three two many if you were to ask him. 

“God, this is going to be tough,” he grumbled. He sat on the bed, looking over the outfits carefully. They were all the same, with the only differences being the colors. One was navy with a lovely red vest and matching eyepatch with delightful gold detailing, another was a lovely dark brown and accented with soft hues of blue. The third was black, with a perfect shade of lavender for the tie and patch embroidered in silver. 

That am I doing? This is going to be horrible. This isn’t going to work at all and I’ll have to file for bankruptcy and move back home and-

A soft mew snapped him from his thoughts and he looked over at the bed in the corner. The Delkatty he’d gotten for his birthday was stretching, giving him a stern look as she made her way over to him. With a strong hop, she looked over the outfits, laser focused and serene. 

“Which one do you think I should wear then, Prim?” he asked. 

Prim stared at him before curling up to sleep on the navy and brown suits, leaving the black free from her nap. 

Ceri let out a huff. “I suppose this one it is then.” He took the outfit and quickly got changed. As he adjusted the patch in the mirror, he couldn’t help but find himself looking rather nice. 

Almost handsome. 

“I guess this is the perfect outfit.” He went over to sit beside Prim, lightly petting her sleek fur. It was soft, soothing, and perfectly pristine. “If you weren’t asleep, I’d ask you to join me for the grand opening. I think it’d be nice for photo ops.”

Prim’s head bolted up. 

“Oh, now you wake up,” Ceri teased. “Yeah, you little model. Wanna be part of the event? There’s probably gonna be a couple of people taking photos. And maybe you can be part of the photographs being taken for the upcoming ad campaign.” 

Prim purred gently, climbing into his arms. Ceri chuckled, standing up and heading out the door. 

“Let’s go then.”

“HOLY SHIT!”

“CERI?! WHAT HAPPENED?!”

Ceri stumbled out of the kitchen, trying to escape the floating ball of goo that had come in through the window. Ever since he’d opened the new Secret Felines, he’d noticed this strange creature hovering around the establishment. He’d tried to shoo it away, but it kept coming back. 

And now it was here, following him as his husband came running down the stairs. 

“This thing just came in through the kitchen window!” Ceri bellowed. “It’s been following me since the grand opening!”

Étienne went over tothe case of empty Pokéballs, pulling out a Luxury Ball. "So what is theproblem here? Just catch it."

Ceri gave him a pointedlook. "Étienne, this Pokémon has been stalking me for the last three daysand it finally decided to follow me home and sneak in through the kitchenwindow. You don't think that's a problem?"

"Not at all. Didyou check what Pokémon this is?"

"Well…no. My Pokédexis being repaired, remember?"

"Well, let's checkthen." Étienne pulled out his Pokédex, letting it scan the Pokémon for amoment. "Here we go."

The Pokédex lit up,showing an image of the creature before them.

"Milcery, theCream Pokémon. ThisPokémon was born from sweet-smelling particles in the air. Its body is made ofcream. They say that any patisserie visited by Milceryis guaranteed success and good fortune."

Ceri wascompletely taken aback. He watched as the Milcery floated over to theChandelure, making light chips happily as it got a response. All the stressthat was building over the last few days seemed to vanish in an instant. As hewatched the Pokémon interact, Étienne wrapped hisarms around him, slipping the Pokéballs into his hands.

"Go ahead,"he encouraged. "Catch the good luck charm. I'm sure she'll make awonderful addition to the new Secret Felines."

With a deep breath, Ceri took the ball and stepped forward. His hands were shaking, but he steeled his nerves and threw it at the Milcery. It was absorbed into the ball, which fell to the ground with a thud. It began to shake and roll, the small light flashing red. 

Come on, he prayed. Please work. Please, prove me wrong. 

The Luxury Ball stopped moving. There was a soft click. And a light flash of green. 

Étienne grinned, pulling Ceri into a tender embrace. “Some of the best places I’ve been to have had one of these stalking their establishments. I’m surprised it took so long for you to get one.”

“Do you think the superstition is true?”

“I don’t see why it wouldn’t be.” He kissed him softly. “At least, I hope for once a superstition is real.You deserve some good fortune.”

Ceri smiled. “I already have all the fortune I could ask for with you.”

The rest of the evening was spent getting comfortable with Milcery, familiarizing her with the rest of the family Pokémon and reading up on how other businesses worked one into their staff. Étienne promised to see about purchasing the sweets needed to evolve her later. 

But for now, everything was finally relaxing. 

“This species lives in antique teapots. Most pots are forgeries, but on rare occasions, an authentic work is found. Leaving leftover black tea unattended is asking for this Pokémon to come along and pour itself into it, turning the tea into a new Polteageist.”

He’d warned his papa not to leave his tea unattended for too long. A recent increase in Ghost Pokémon in the area, it would only be a matter of time until one made itself at home in the ironically haunted Aylward house. And it kept making more. And more. With every cup of tea and pot of leaves left alone. Soon, Gary had no room for himself and the cats. 

“Alright,” Ceri sighed. “Time to clean house.” He summoned his Audino and Glaceon, knowing that the Ghost typing wouldn’t hurt Shin. And while Shin distracted the Polteageists, Wynter would attack the particularly stronger ones with a chill and make it easy to catch. But this was only if the Quick balls didn’t work. 

“I’ll take the upstairs,” he said. “Étienne, do you mind handling the lower levels?”

“I can more than handle it,” Étienne assured, summoning his Absol and Liepard. “Let’s get this over with.”

“Don’t forget to check them for authenticity.”

“Like I’d forget that.”

With one last parting kiss, Ceri headed upstairs and began to clear room by room. Shin distracted, and Wynter attacked when needed. It took them no time to clean out the bathroom, finding not a single Antique form among the haul. This was the same case with the guest rooms and the closets. The master bedroom was filled to the brim with these and a few Sinisteas. But none of them had that special mark. 

It wasn’t that they really wanted one. But there were rumors on the island that finding one could allow you a chance to speak with the dead. If the rumors about Milcery and Alchremie were true, then there might be some truth to the one growing around Polteageist. Ceri wasn’t holding much hope though. Sometimes something was just that. A rumor. 

It took them nearly three hours to clear the entire house’s lower levels. The basement was filled to bursting, and the garden and green house were practically nonexistent. But by sunset, they’d cleared out almost all of them. 

The only place left was the attic. 

“I don’t know how much more my Pokémon can take,” Ceri sighed. “Just one spot left but...” He looked at Shin and Wynter. “Poor things, they’re exhausted.”

“Angie and Lady Velours are growing tired as well,” Étienne agreed. “Let’s take a break and debate our options. I’d rather not have to bring out our other Pokémon if it can be avoided.”

Ceri looked at the hatched to the attic. “It’s...unusually quiet.”

Étienne raised an eyebrow. “You think it’s empty?”

“Maybe. I think I’ll go take a look myself. Just in case.”

“...Alright. Just be careful.”

“I will.”

With a steady breath, Ceri pulled down the hatch, opening the ladder, and made the climb up into the attic. He hadn’t gone up there in a while, so as he got in, he tried had to try not to sneeze. There were thick layers of dust on the boxes, some cobwebs in the rafters, and there was a stack of old newspapers as well.  He made a note to clean up later. 

Ceri explored the attic slowly, smiling as he read labels of old boxes. Some had his father’s name on them, along with little doodles he had drawn on them as a child. There were probably a lot of old things that needed sorted. 

Things that the little Polteageist he found near the far end seemed interested in. 

Ceri found him in one of the few open boxes, examining some of Jason Aylward’s old hero gear with a nostalgic curiosity to its eyes. He tried to put some of the pieces on, looking at a photo that hung on the wall and trying to mimic the pose the hero in the image was doing. 

“Hello,” he called softly. 

The Polteageist gasped, spinning around and dropping the hero gear to the ground. It shook in fear, hiding mostly in its pot as Ceri slowly approached. 

Ceri held out a hand to it. “It’s alright. I’m not going to hurt you.” He looked at the photo, a forlorn smile on his face. “That’s my dad. He was really brave.” 

The Polteageist looked at the photo, then back to Ceri before floating over to him. He let Ceri hold him, nuzzling into a comfortable position before he looked back at the photo. 

“Yeah,” Ceri sighed. “He was a good man...Papa and I will tell you all about him, I promise.” 

He managed to coax the Polteageist into a ball and took him downstairs. 

He didn’t notice until later that it had the mark.

“My journey ended up being far more domestic in the end,” Ceri concluded. “But it was still a journey I hold very dearly in my heart.”

Sorley and Odette looked up at him in aw. Odette in particular seemed completely drawn into the story. The two sipped on their cocoa, taking a glance at the eggs still in their laps. 

“So we could have a Pokémon journey that doesn’t have to be an epic battle to be champion?” she asked. 

“That’s right,” Étienne confirmed. “No matter what path you take, you still make your own journey. It doesn’t have to be a battle of legendary proportions.”

Sorley smiled. “That’s cool.” He tilted his head slightly. “Can you still battle though?”

Ceri chuckled. “Of course I can. I’m still a trainer, and trainers come to battle me at the SF all the time.”

“Then can we have a battle once I’ve got a full team?”

“Me too?” Odette asked. 

“Of course,” Ceri promised. “Once you both are ready, we’ll have a battle.”

The rest of the evening was spent talking about different team combinations and what they wanted their Eevees to eventually evolve into. Ceri listened to his family talk, letting the feeling of peace wash over him. 

Yeah. My journey was something special.

#myselfinserts #mybnhaocs #friends ocs #class of aus: Quirkymon #I HAVE FEELS IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT #Anonymous

[screamingtofu]

First d&d session is complete

Guys, holy shit. D&D is so fucking fun. We only had 3 people show up due to conflicting schedules, but we pressed on anyway and bud, let me tell you we went for 6 damn hours and it didn’t feel like it at all. Gonna put the rundown under a read more because it’s a decent chunk and I’m tired.

The npc guide finds me in shackled in prison and says they’re looking for people who want to help and protect others, Eridol immediately insults him before pointing to his holy symbol and mentions anything is better than staying in jail again. So they go off and end up bickering outside a church because the guide is being a cryptic bastard and Eridol is both amused and annoyed at the lack of straight answers. The NPC who Eridol now knows is named Core wanders into the church looking for another player character who we find. He’s a charasmatic fuck of a dragonborn paladin called Draccus who joins us only after he gets up us for loitering outside the church (Bitch, it’s my church too. Calm thy scaly tits). We all then go off to get a horse each and travel into the forest to find our last member of this merry band, a hobgoblin fighter called Olgum/Olgrum depending on who you talk to who had been living out in the forests for like 40 years … he’s basically hobgoblin Danny Trejo and sounds like Dr Claw from Inspector Gadget.

After a heartfelt speech from Core of “If you come with us, you can kill lots of things” we wander back to the horses. Simple math check, we only have three horses. As soon as we get there Core and Draccus both jump on and start riding away, as Eridol is standing there really thinking about how this hobgoblin said he wanted to eat him he mentions that he’ll just walk … only to be picked up by the scruff of the shirt and put neck deep in a drawstring food bag that was on the horse. Eridol was not exactly pleased with this but it works. After about an hours ride we come up to the first quest npc, big stocky dude called Heinrik, who runs a carriage company running stock between towns but has recently suffered attacks while travelling in the forests. We take off with his carriage, Eridol thankfully riding shotgun and not in the food sack anymore before stopping for the night about a third of the way through the forest.

Olgum gets the scent of a boar from earlier and wanders off to hunt it, he follows the scent to a stream and decides to cross it and finds a dark mound moving slightly, mostly obscured by the shadows. After about 20 minutes of him being gone Eridol and Draccus (Who at this point, Eridol is just calling Drac … much to his dismay) decide they should go and find him, they follow him to the stream and because Eridol is the only one with dark vision, he’s the only one that can see that yeah the boar is there, but so are the 2 wolves eating it. Eridol tells Drac before yelling for Olgum and nearly murdering one of the wolves with a sacred flame. The light from the attack is enough for Olgum to get his bearings before screaming “He’s mine”. In that moment the non singed wolf took him down to 2 hp with a single attack because we’re all squishy babies. Drac seriously considers tossing Eridol across the river because it’d be above my head but reconsiders and crosses the waist deep water for him and throws a javelin at the injured wolf … and spit roasts it straight through the back of the mouth as it was lunging for Olgum. Olgum just straight up decapitates the other wolf in one swing before Eridol casts a healing word on him and we take the boar and wolves back to camp. Drac skins the wolves and the hulking hobgoblin that Eridol is just calling Olga now is expertly butchering this pig. like damn it is a work of art. Once he’s done he throws both Drac and Eridol a boar leg each. Drac being a shit uses his flame breathe to sear it and digs in. Eridol goes and grabs some spices and rolls a fucking nat 20 on the cooking check to make the best roast ever before he hacks the best part of and gives it to Olga just as an acknowledgement that this meat based friendship was going amazingly

So we wake up and continue on our way, Olga and Core riding up front, myself riding shotgun with Heinrik and Drac on rear guide. I see a blur of red sitter past in the bushes and inform Heinrik who gets his crossbow and I ready my hammer and shield.Olga hears goblinspeak in the bushes before 2 rocks come whizzing at us, one pings off my shield and the other clocks Core right in the back of the head. While he’s dazed, Olga whips a hatchet through a kobold’s head and runs off to melee with a goblin, I cast shield of faith on Heinrik because that seems like a good idea before jumping down and running towards another kobold. Core shoots off a pretty limp ray of frost at one of them. This giant fuck of an orc runs out, takes a heavy crossbow bolt from Heinrik, Slashes the fuck out of Heinrik before seeing Drac and taking a bonus action to run to him. It’s at this point Drac notices what the fuck is happening  because he got a nat 1 on a perception check and then a 2 for initiative. Drac dismounts his horse and disarms the orc  … he literally sliced one of his fucking arms off mid swing and it just goes sailing into the forest before the orc passes out from shock. The kobold near me sees this and tries to nope the fuck out and I crack his skull open as a reaction before casting healing word on Heinrik because he was fuuuuuucked up. Olga decapitates the currently sole goblin as it was on it’s knees begging for mercy. 

Now the combats over, we see Core running to give the orc a potion because Heinrik wanted him alive. Eridol gets there first and casts spare the dying while we rope up and shackle the orc before we throw a potion down his throat. At this point Eridol wanders off to find his shield and the orc arm but Heinrik grills this dude for info about his missing supplies and daughter. The orc laughs before mentioning they were going to rape the daughter and she would birth a fine litter of babies for them … at which point Heinrik got angry and the orc lost his head. Eridol is just in the background carrying this orc arm that is bigger than he is, looking at all the tattoos and decides he really wants to keep one of them so he flays the skin to get this really ornate pirate ship tattoo off the arm, before moving the Orc’s body off the road and getting back on the wagon. Olga, Drac and Eridol are just covered in blood and gore from the fight and sa they make it to the outside of the town that currently doesn’t have a name a very fresh faced guard in the militia sees us and asks for the gate to be opened. Once it’s been opened he stands at attention, mostly for Core and also because Eridol has his rank insignia on his armor. Eridol fiddles with the orc arm that he’s been carrying this whole time and uses it to salute the two guards, one of which just loses is and starts throwing up, which causes the other one to see what’s going on and starts dryretching as well. Good times. 

We get inside and all kind of wander off while Core goes and does his governmental duties. Drac immediately goes to church and prays and talks to the abbot about a map he found and is directed to an in called the Golden Ales. Eridol goes and finds a tanner and is pointed towards the creepiest motherfucker you could ever see. I’m talking if someone took Serverus snape and just stretched him vertically. On top of this fucker instantly knowing that I was giving him orc skin, I swear he orgasmed a bit when I told him I had “an armful” more skin. Eridol probably just made a deal with fantasy buffalo bill to occassionally drop off strange and exotic skins … but hey, that’s a thing. I then made my way to the church and prayed to my god for the not exactly friendly deaths before leaving with Drac to go find the tavern. 

Olga on the otherhand finds the tavern on his own and almost starts a fucking brawl with the owner because he asked for the most expensive booze there, didn’t pay and then threatened everyone in the bar … which caused the owner to bring out his goliath cook/lover who Olga then called a pet which escalated things even further. This is where Drac and I find the place, walk in talking about how cool it was when Drac de-armed that guy to complete silence and 8 shock collared orcs about to jump Olga. Eridol walks straight next to Olga and buys a drink for Olga and himself which cost most of his gold but seemed to deescalate the situation. Drac being all goody too shoes doesn’t like the look of the collars and immediately tried to free one of the orcs before getting zapped and warned by the owner that the collars are there for a reason and if you remove it, it’ll be bad for you for worse for the orc … who would die. Drac comes and joins us at the bar and he and the owner have a tense conversation about freedom and rights before the owner takes a liking to him for his resolve and goes to get some fancy booze. Eridol takes the time to jokingly call the goliath who we now know is called Juriel “tiny” and Juriel takes that as Eridol is insulting his manhood. the owner comes back and pours this fancy booze for everyone and we talk and drink for a while before someone orders some meat, at which Juriel lights up and goes back to the kitchen for 20 minutes before coming back with a raw venison steak for Olga, a nicely cooked steak for Drac and 2 roast chickens, a full side of potatoes and roast vegetables for Eridol. Eridol immediately lights up because holy shit this is the best looking chicken he’s ever seen and just really trying to make the goliath feel good. 

Then guess who takes a great big bite and rolls a fucking nat 1 on a constitution save. Eridol goes pale as a sheet and is retching while he eats some of the chicken. All the while just professing to Juriel how it’s so good and he should be proud. So everyone keeps drinking and we get the information we need before retiring back to the rooms. Olga gets a room to himself, Eridol is fast asleep on a childs cot in Drac’s room before Drac gets tired of the frankly loud snoring and pungent smell from Eridol who is still absolutely covered in blood and gore and pushes Eridols cot out into the hallway, who at some point ends up underneath it with a leg sticking up out of one of the holes.

#d&d #first session #shenanigans #eridol trahaearn-edryd #tiny gnome son #eridol #drac #olga

[kjack89]

Don’t worry, your giveaway fic is still coming, but since I do occassionally like to write about ExR and Max...

STechnically a companion to the other fics I’ve written involving Enjolras and Grantaire’s son Max, but none need to be read to enjoy this. ExR, modern AU, established relationship. Also based on some aspects of a true story, namely the story of how I got Henry.

“Now before you object, I want you to listen to his reasoning all the way through.” Grantaire’s voice was calm and measured, and only Enjolras would have been able to pick up on the slight warning edge, a warning backed by Grantaire’s hands resting lightly on their son’s shoulders.

Max beamed up at Enjolras. “I did a lot of work on this,” he reassured his father, who smiled encouragingly at him. “Owning a dog encourages a kid -- like me -- to learn responsibility, as well as providing many health benefits.”

Enjolras sighed heavily, his smile fading slightly. “That is very true, Max,” he said. “But the same can be said for owning a different type of pet, one a little smaller and easier for a nine-year-old to take care of. Because the last thing you would want is for your dads to have to take care of your dog.”

Max’s bottom lip was starting to stick out dangerously, and Grantaire gave Enjolras a look. “But Max doesn’t want a different type of pet, now does he? And since he’s been asking for a dog since he was five and brought home straight-As, which was your prerequisite for considering adopting a dog, not mine, the proposal merits some consideration.”

“Fine,” Enjolras said, holding his hands up defensively. “I know when I’m beat. We can go to the shelter and look -- and I do mean just look -- at dogs. We have a lot of work to do in the house before we can bring one home, ok?”

But Max had long stopped listening, instead whooping loudly and tearing upstairs to get his jacket. Grantaire grinned at Enjolras, who looked distinctly unamused. “I thought you and I were going to discuss this before we let Max get his dog,” Enjolras said carefully.

Grantaire sighed and gave Enjolras his best puppy-dog eyes. “I know we did,” he said, reaching out to take Enjolras’s hand. “But then Max came home from school today with an A+ persuasive writing assignment on why he should be able to get a dog, and what can I say? I was convinced.”

Though Enjolras rolled his eyes, he leaned in and kissed Grantaire likely. “I guess I can respect that. But I meant what I said -- we’re only looking.”

“Of course,” Grantaire said brightly, looping his arm through Enjolras’s. “Just looking.”

“You don’t expect me to stick to that, do you?” Enjolras sighed.

“Of course not.”

Once they got to the shelter, Max took Grantaire’s hand and tore off down the hallway to where the dog kennels were located, leaving Enjolras to sign them in at the reception desk. The receptionist smiled at him. “Your son is adorable,” she said. “Looking at dogs today?”

“Yeah, just looking,” Enjolras said with a resigned sigh. “Which I’m sure you hear all the time.”

The receptionist laughed. “Oh, all the time. But you’ll be surprised. With kids especially, they want to really click with an animal, so there’s a very good chance that your son may not find the dog he’s looking for today.”

Enjolras perked up slightly at that. “So just in case he doesn’t find a dog, do you have any smaller animals up for adoption?”

The receptionist frowned slightly. “We’re a no-kill shelter for dogs and cats only, but I know the humane society has some smaller animals, rodents and such. If you wanted to look at cats, as first time pet owners, I recommend starting with some of our older, calmer cats. A lot of them are great with kids, very patient and don’t mind being dragged around.” She paused before adding with a smile, “And they’re a lot less work than dogs.”

“Well, you’ve convinced me,” Enjolras said, smiling at her. “Where can I find a cat like that?”

“Upstairs, second door on the left.”

Enjolras followed her directions, pausing in front of the door labelled “Free-roaming cat room, cats ages 3 and up. PLEASE KEEP DOOR CLOSED AT ALL TIMES.” He peered in through the window, smiling slightly at the numerous cats sleeping and lounging around the room, and after a moment of hesitation, let himself in. The cat closest to the door, a silky gray cat who was rounder than any cat Enjolras had ever seen, started and fled into a cat house in the far corner. “Sorry,” Enjolras whispered, awkwardly sitting down on the only chair not currently occupied by a feline.

After a moment, a large tabby stood and stretched before carefully making its way over to Enjolras, weaving through his legs and looking up at him with wide amber eyes. “Mrow?” the cat said, and Enjolras smiled.

“Hey, kitty,” he said, reaching down to scratch the cat between the ears. “You want to come up on my lap?” He carefully reached down and picked the cat up, depositing the cat in his lap, grinning when the cat instantly lay down and started purring softly. “There we are.”

Without warning, a large, black cat with a rather rotund belly woke up from its window perch and peered around, blinking at Enjolras with green eyes. Then it leapt down from its perch and made a beeline across the floor towards Enjolras, who stifled a laugh at the way its belly swung while he walked. The cat hesitated for only a moment before jumping up into Enjolras’s lap, neatly dislodging the tabby, who scrambled and jumped down from his lap, looking thoroughly put out.

The black cat raised its head to stare Enjolras in the eyes, then headbutted Enjolras twice on the chin and settled down, purring loudly. “You know what you want, don’t you?” Enjolras asked, scratching the cat under its chin. “You remind me a little bit of my husband. He always knew what he wanted, though he was a bit more content to wait for it.” His hand settled into a rhythmic motion stroking the cat’s silky fur. “Then again, it did take him to make me realize. It was always him. He chose me.” Enjolras lifted the cat, which nuzzled him affectionately. “Just like you.”

He stood, still holding the cat in his arms, and was surprised and a little gratified when the cat seemed content to snuggle against his chest like a massive, hairy baby, and he strolled over to the information sheets about each cat posted on the wall. “Let’s see,” he murmured, scanning the sheets. “What’s your name?”

He located the appropriate sheet and stood frozen in shock, the cat resuming his purring as he burrowed against Enjolras’s chest.

Enjolras was still standing there when Max flung open the door to the room, calling, “Daddy, I found him!”

“There you are,” Grantaire said, sounding half-exasperated and half-relieved as he ushered Max into the room, Max bounding over to pet the cat in Enjolras’s arms. “I know you’ll be devastated, but we didn’t find a dog to take home today. Well, I think Max would’ve taken every dog home, but there wasn’t one in particular that he wanted.” He frowned at Enjolras. “What have you been up to?”

Enjolras turned to blink at Grantaire as if just noticing him for the first time. “I, uh, I think I found someone to come home with us.”

Grantaire made a face. “A cat?” he said skeptically, crossing over to join Max in petting the cat, which leaned his head into Grantaire’s hand, practically forcing him to pet his ears. “Since when do you want a cat?”

“Since I found the perfect one,” Enjolras said simply, jerking his head toward the information sheets on the wall. “Look at what his name is and try to tell me that he’s not meant to come home with us.”

Grantaire slipped past Max, pressing a kiss to the top of his head as he passed, and he frowned at the sheets on the wall, a look of incredulity crossing his face when he saw what Enjolras was talking about you. “You have got to be fuc--”

“Language,” Enjolras said sharply, the cat reiterating his point with a loud, “Mrow!”

Grantaire shook his head. “You have got to be freaking kidding me,” he amended, turning to scratch the cat’s head. “This cat is named Robespierre.”

Max looked up at them, recognition on his face. “Isn’t that who I’m named after?” he asked, petting Robespierre’s fluffy belly.

“Yes it is,” Enjolras told him, a smile spreading across his face. “And I know you really wanted a dog, bud, but--”

“I want a dog, yeah, but this kitty seems pretty cool,” Max said, smiling toothily at Enjolras. “And he makes you happy, right?”

Enjolras laughed and bent over to kiss the top of Max’s head. “You know what, he does.” He looked over at Grantaire, who was smiling almost resignedly at him. “So what do you say? Do we take Robespierre home?”

Grantaire shrugged and threw his hands up in mock-defeat. “Squirt, go tell the front desk lady we’ve found your new brother.” Max whooped and rushed out of the room, and Grantaire shook his head and gave Enjolras a look. “I feel like it should be my turn to lecture you, but I just can’t find it in myself.”

He lifted the cat out of Enjolras’s arms, holding him against his chest like a baby. “I know,” Enjolras says, petting the cat’s back. “He’s pretty perfect.”

“You know, I always thought you were a cat person,” Grantaire said. “Prickly and needy but trying to pretend you’re not, and loves cuddles, but only on your terms.”

“That’s funny,” Enjolras said, wrapping an arm around Grantaire’s waist, “because this cat reminded me of you.”

Grantaire glanced up at him. “Really?” he said, a little skeptical.

“Yeah,” Enjolras said, resting his head against Grantaire’s shoulder. “Because he chose me. And so did you.”

Grantaire kissed him, pulling away with a laugh when Robespierre tried to push his head in between them. “You’re a massive nerd, did you know that?”

“Yeah,” Enjolras said, grinning. “But you love me anyway.” He stroked Robespierre’s back. “And I have a feeling this little guy is going to, as well.”

#ExR #Enjolras x Grantaire #Enjoltaire #Enjolras #Grantaire #fanfiction #Modern AU #les miserables #established relationship #kidfic #pets #fluff

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Dear Reader,

If you are anything like me then you just know how frightening it can be when you are confronted with someone much taller, much bigger, much stronger and they are intent on doing you harm.

It is a true nightmare scenario!

And it can get even worse – Just imagine if that same monster was intent on doing harm to your Wife, your Partner, your Sister, your Mother or your Daughter.

What if that attacker had them down on the ground and was literally trying to strangle them to death.

These are disgusting scenarios that we as good, decent, law abiding people don’t even want to consider – unfortunately it is a sad truth that violent crime has reached epidemic proportions.

We are all much more likely to be attacked now than we have ever been.

You need to know how to negate those attacks and escape unscathed – and that is why we are here today.

But hey… I am getting ahead of myself here… let’s take a look at who is going to teach you this:

Fernando Salvador began training Gracie Jiu-jitsu in 1992, he is now a 3rd Degree Black Belt under Master Pedro Sauer.

Here are just a few of his accomplishments:

Relson Gracie World CHAMPION

Budweiser World Cup CHAMPION

2009 Pan Am NoGi CHAMPION

North American Grappling Association CHAMPION

Casca Grossa CHAMPION

King of the Hill CHAMPION

Submission Wrestling Championship CHAMPION

2 times Chaos in the Cage CHAMPION

Fernando specialises in helping anyone improve their self defense skills.

As a Fight Trainer he is in constant demand from MMA Fighters around the Globe.

You are in safe hands learning from this Master of the Arts.

At 5ft 3 and about 120 lbs, Fernando is in the perfect position to help the smaller person overcome the odds against bigger opponents.

He has been doing that his entire career.

It is this simple – he KNOWS EXACTLY what will work for you and your loved ones, when it really matters.

I am going to teach you the EXACT Self Defense moves that we use in BJJ.

These techniques have been proven to work both inside and outside of the Cage and are ideal for the smaller person against the larger opponent.

Not only will you see me perform these techniques, but afterwards you will see the Worlds No.1 Pressure Point Fighting Expert, Russell Stutely ADD Pressure Points to many of these techniques and variations that will DRAMATICALLY increase the effectiveness yet again.

For those BJJ practitioners out there in any doubt, I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of these Pressure Point enhanced techniques.

REMEMBER: What Russell will show you is for Self Defense only. You will most likely be banned from competition if you try these on the mat.

Russell is the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach.

Here are a few of his credentials:

OCFM International Coach

PPDT International Instructor

Cop Tactics Master Instructor

6th Dan Karate Jutsu

1st Dan Ju Jitsu

World Martial Arts Hall of Fame

World Combat Hall of Fame

Boxing Coach

Russell has been teaching his unique system for over 20 Years all around the World.

He has helped 1000’s of people just like you, improve their Self Defense skills – virtually overnight.

For over 20 Years now, I have been travelling the Globe teaching my systems to Police Forces, Military Units, Martial Artists, Security Officers and to Corporate Bodies.

My systems are ”required learning” at nearly 100 Police Academies. Over 20,000 Security Officers per year become Certified in my systems.

This is no accident – it is because my systems work and they work damned fast.

I have worked with Professional Fighters to increase their speed, timing, distancing, punching power and much more.

I have hundreds of rounds with Professional Boxers at the highest levels under my belt.

I have had broken ribs, my jaw broke, teeth smashed out and still carried on fighting.

I have worked Security in several Countries and have first hand experience of real World violence.

I tell you this, not to blow my own trumpet, but to let you know for sure, that you are indeed in the right hands when it comes to getting the right information about defending yourself and your loved ones.

We asked Fernando to show us EXACTLY how Gracie Ju Jitsu would handle some of the most common Self Defense scenarios for the smaller person or the weaker person out there on todays mean streets.

As a former Champion and a 3rd Degree Black Belt who is 5ft 3 and under 130 lbs, he KNOWS these problems all too well.

THANKFULLY, he also knows HOW to make techniques work against the bigger guy – after all, he has been doing that all of his life!

This means you can’t rely on strength and power to get out of situations – you also need technique.

Fernando told us, that all of these techniques shown have been used in the Cage, on the street and are EXACTLY what is taught in Gracie BJJ Self Defense.

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You will see Fernando escape strong and potentially lethal attacks with devastating ease – using the techniques and principles of Gracie BJJ.

 Let’s take a look at just some of the things you will learn today:

Grab Escapes

Learn the “secret stance” that makes you an immovable object. Fernando calls this “holding a plate”. Watch as a 6ft, 180lb attacker, is unable to move Fernando even one inch! – Spectacular Stuff!

Choke Escapes

Get them off and walk away or break both of their arms at the same time – the choice is yours. Fernando had to use extreme caution when showing this technique.

Swap Positions

This is incredible to see. Watch as Fernando shows you how to “swap positions” with your attacker. One second the bad guy is on top ready to smash – and the next, you are! Wow – this is getting juicy now!

Never Get Strangled

This one just blew our minds. Watch as Fernando carries on talking whilst various strangles are being applied, just to prove how his methods will help keep you safe. Then he applied the defense – INCREDIBLE!

Much More

There is so much more information on this action packed DVD Set.

Then things got more serious – which is great news for you.

Fernando asked us, to get the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach, Russell Stutely, to show some variations of these techniques for you.

Here is some background to how this came about:

Fernando and Russell both train together at the same Gym, in Phnom Penh Cambodia, where they met up many Months ago.

They have spent many Months analysing each others training methods and learning from each other.

Which is something they have both kept quiet about – till Fernando persuaded Russell to be Uke for this DVD Set.

Well, when we say persuaded, we mean asked! Of course Russell jumped at the chance to help his Sensei.

During the filming they would often be seen going through evil techniques off camera and discussing if they should be shown or not!

We were aware of this and after filming with Fernando, we asked for his permission to request some techniques from his BJJ Student, Russell.

We were delighted when Fernando said, no problem… and so a few days later at the other end of the Huge Prokout Gym, we filmed live during the day with Russell.

We want to make one thing absolutely clear here – The filming took place at Prokout Gym, in the heart of Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Anyone who has visited Asia, will tell you this fact – nowhere, ever, will you find a place that is actually quiet for more than 2 seconds!

So, you will occassionally hear the “sounds of Asia” as they say, during this shoot. It in no way, detracts from what you can see and hear – all is crystal clear – but here at Gracie BJJ – we are always 100% up front and honest… part of the tenets of BJJ!

So, lets take a quick look at what Russell will show you:

Double Power Guillotine

This simple shift of the body will DOUBLE the power of your Guillotine. You MUST train this lightly for the safety of your training partner.

Fig 4 Double Break

This one left us dumbfounded. How a simple little twist turns a ”Standing Kimura” into a double break on the same arm!

Devastating Leg Pressure Points

Watch as a seasoned Thai Fighter is in agony as Russell “gently” applies a Pressure Point. Then imagine the pain if it was struck with full power.

Much More

Russell showed a ton of stuff that utilises “Atemi” within your BJJ and Self Defense. This is for serious Self Defense situations only – it is banned from competition.

Once you download this material you will be able to view IMMEDIATELY on:

Smart Phone

Tablet

Notebook

Laptop

Smart TV

We want to make sure that you can watch this material immediately, no matter the device you are ordering from. With that in mind, the Digital downloads are optimised to play on all of the above devices.

REMEMBER: You will receive IMMEDIATE Access after purchase.

For Illustration purposes only. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.

For IMMEDIATE Digital Download

The Full 3 DVD Set

All 3 DVDs for IMMEDIATE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, from former World Champion, Fernando Salvador, 3rd Degree BJJ. Learn the EXACT techniques used by Gracie in the Cage and for Self Defense. PLUS – A ton of extras and technique enhancers from Russell Stutely.

This remarkable 3 DVD Set was originally bring priced at $397 for Digital Download.

But for the next few days only it has been slashed down to only $97.00

For action takers only!

You will also receive a FREE Bonus Digital Download courtesy of Russell Stutely.

The Pressure Point Defensive Tactics Level 1 Course.

This is the EXACT System that is required learning at nearly 100 Police Academies – Usually priced at $197.00 and today it is 100% FREE!

The full 3 DVD set Beat the big guy

DVD 1

DVD 2

DVD 3

PPDT DVD 1 – FREE BONUS Download

IMMEDIATE Download after purchase

Will play on ANY Device

REMEMBER: This is for DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY.

You will receive IMMEDIATE ACCESS after purchase and have unlimited access to your Downloads.

want the hard copy version?

You get all the downloads as above BUT ALSO you receive Beat The Big Guy 3 DVD Set delivered direct to your door with FREE International shipping.

this is a limited time offer

Today could be your last chance at this special offer. We do not know exactly when the price will go up to the original price, but it will be soon.

Do not take that chance, get started now before it is too late.

buy the digital only version for $97.00 One time payment

add the hard copies with FREE International shipping for $127.00 One time payment

ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.

THE COMPANY

BKC Productions The Old School House Station Road East Grantham, Lincs United Kingdom

SHIPPABLE MEDIA RETURN POLICY

They must be returned unopened and in the original packaging, to the following address:

Prokout Gym 2 National Assembly Road Phnom Penh Cambodia

Return postage is your responsibility

Copyright © 2018 Gracie BJJ Self Defense. All Rights Reserved.

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How To Beat The Big Guy

 Buy Now    

Dear Reader,

If you are anything like me then you just know how frightening it can be when you are confronted with someone much taller, much bigger, much stronger and they are intent on doing you harm.

It is a true nightmare scenario!

And it can get even worse – Just imagine if that same monster was intent on doing harm to your Wife, your Partner, your Sister, your Mother or your Daughter.

What if that attacker had them down on the ground and was literally trying to strangle them to death.

These are disgusting scenarios that we as good, decent, law abiding people don’t even want to consider – unfortunately it is a sad truth that violent crime has reached epidemic proportions.

We are all much more likely to be attacked now than we have ever been.

You need to know how to negate those attacks and escape unscathed – and that is why we are here today.

But hey… I am getting ahead of myself here… let’s take a look at who is going to teach you this:

Fernando Salvador began training Gracie Jiu-jitsu in 1992, he is now a 3rd Degree Black Belt under Master Pedro Sauer.

Here are just a few of his accomplishments:

Relson Gracie World CHAMPION

Budweiser World Cup CHAMPION

2009 Pan Am NoGi CHAMPION

North American Grappling Association CHAMPION

Casca Grossa CHAMPION

King of the Hill CHAMPION

Submission Wrestling Championship CHAMPION

2 times Chaos in the Cage CHAMPION

Fernando specialises in helping anyone improve their self defense skills.

As a Fight Trainer he is in constant demand from MMA Fighters around the Globe.

You are in safe hands learning from this Master of the Arts.

At 5ft 3 and about 120 lbs, Fernando is in the perfect position to help the smaller person overcome the odds against bigger opponents.

He has been doing that his entire career.

It is this simple – he KNOWS EXACTLY what will work for you and your loved ones, when it really matters.

I am going to teach you the EXACT Self Defense moves that we use in BJJ.

These techniques have been proven to work both inside and outside of the Cage and are ideal for the smaller person against the larger opponent.

Not only will you see me perform these techniques, but afterwards you will see the Worlds No.1 Pressure Point Fighting Expert, Russell Stutely ADD Pressure Points to many of these techniques and variations that will DRAMATICALLY increase the effectiveness yet again.

For those BJJ practitioners out there in any doubt, I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of these Pressure Point enhanced techniques.

REMEMBER: What Russell will show you is for Self Defense only. You will most likely be banned from competition if you try these on the mat.

Russell is the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach.

Here are a few of his credentials:

OCFM International Coach

PPDT International Instructor

Cop Tactics Master Instructor

6th Dan Karate Jutsu

1st Dan Ju Jitsu

World Martial Arts Hall of Fame

World Combat Hall of Fame

Boxing Coach

Russell has been teaching his unique system for over 20 Years all around the World.

He has helped 1000’s of people just like you, improve their Self Defense skills – virtually overnight.

For over 20 Years now, I have been travelling the Globe teaching my systems to Police Forces, Military Units, Martial Artists, Security Officers and to Corporate Bodies.

My systems are ”required learning” at nearly 100 Police Academies. Over 20,000 Security Officers per year become Certified in my systems.

This is no accident – it is because my systems work and they work damned fast.

I have worked with Professional Fighters to increase their speed, timing, distancing, punching power and much more.

I have hundreds of rounds with Professional Boxers at the highest levels under my belt.

I have had broken ribs, my jaw broke, teeth smashed out and still carried on fighting.

I have worked Security in several Countries and have first hand experience of real World violence.

I tell you this, not to blow my own trumpet, but to let you know for sure, that you are indeed in the right hands when it comes to getting the right information about defending yourself and your loved ones.

We asked Fernando to show us EXACTLY how Gracie Ju Jitsu would handle some of the most common Self Defense scenarios for the smaller person or the weaker person out there on todays mean streets.

As a former Champion and a 3rd Degree Black Belt who is 5ft 3 and under 130 lbs, he KNOWS these problems all too well.

THANKFULLY, he also knows HOW to make techniques work against the bigger guy – after all, he has been doing that all of his life!

This means you can’t rely on strength and power to get out of situations – you also need technique.

Fernando told us, that all of these techniques shown have been used in the Cage, on the street and are EXACTLY what is taught in Gracie BJJ Self Defense.

It does not get better than that!

You will see Fernando escape strong and potentially lethal attacks with devastating ease – using the techniques and principles of Gracie BJJ.

 Let’s take a look at just some of the things you will learn today:

Grab Escapes

Learn the “secret stance” that makes you an immovable object. Fernando calls this “holding a plate”. Watch as a 6ft, 180lb attacker, is unable to move Fernando even one inch! – Spectacular Stuff!

Choke Escapes

Get them off and walk away or break both of their arms at the same time – the choice is yours. Fernando had to use extreme caution when showing this technique.

Swap Positions

This is incredible to see. Watch as Fernando shows you how to “swap positions” with your attacker. One second the bad guy is on top ready to smash – and the next, you are! Wow – this is getting juicy now!

Never Get Strangled

This one just blew our minds. Watch as Fernando carries on talking whilst various strangles are being applied, just to prove how his methods will help keep you safe. Then he applied the defense – INCREDIBLE!

Much More

There is so much more information on this action packed DVD Set.

Then things got more serious – which is great news for you.

Fernando asked us, to get the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach, Russell Stutely, to show some variations of these techniques for you.

Here is some background to how this came about:

Fernando and Russell both train together at the same Gym, in Phnom Penh Cambodia, where they met up many Months ago.

They have spent many Months analysing each others training methods and learning from each other.

Which is something they have both kept quiet about – till Fernando persuaded Russell to be Uke for this DVD Set.

Well, when we say persuaded, we mean asked! Of course Russell jumped at the chance to help his Sensei.

During the filming they would often be seen going through evil techniques off camera and discussing if they should be shown or not!

We were aware of this and after filming with Fernando, we asked for his permission to request some techniques from his BJJ Student, Russell.

We were delighted when Fernando said, no problem… and so a few days later at the other end of the Huge Prokout Gym, we filmed live during the day with Russell.

We want to make one thing absolutely clear here – The filming took place at Prokout Gym, in the heart of Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Anyone who has visited Asia, will tell you this fact – nowhere, ever, will you find a place that is actually quiet for more than 2 seconds!

So, you will occassionally hear the “sounds of Asia” as they say, during this shoot. It in no way, detracts from what you can see and hear – all is crystal clear – but here at Gracie BJJ – we are always 100% up front and honest… part of the tenets of BJJ!

So, lets take a quick look at what Russell will show you:

Double Power Guillotine

This simple shift of the body will DOUBLE the power of your Guillotine. You MUST train this lightly for the safety of your training partner.

Fig 4 Double Break

This one left us dumbfounded. How a simple little twist turns a ”Standing Kimura” into a double break on the same arm!

Devastating Leg Pressure Points

Watch as a seasoned Thai Fighter is in agony as Russell “gently” applies a Pressure Point. Then imagine the pain if it was struck with full power.

Much More

Russell showed a ton of stuff that utilises “Atemi” within your BJJ and Self Defense. This is for serious Self Defense situations only – it is banned from competition.

Once you download this material you will be able to view IMMEDIATELY on:

Smart Phone

Tablet

Notebook

Laptop

Smart TV

We want to make sure that you can watch this material immediately, no matter the device you are ordering from. With that in mind, the Digital downloads are optimised to play on all of the above devices.

REMEMBER: You will receive IMMEDIATE Access after purchase.

For Illustration purposes only. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.

For IMMEDIATE Digital Download

The Full 3 DVD Set

All 3 DVDs for IMMEDIATE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, from former World Champion, Fernando Salvador, 3rd Degree BJJ. Learn the EXACT techniques used by Gracie in the Cage and for Self Defense. PLUS – A ton of extras and technique enhancers from Russell Stutely.

This remarkable 3 DVD Set was originally bring priced at $397 for Digital Download.

But for the next few days only it has been slashed down to only $97.00

For action takers only!

You will also receive a FREE Bonus Digital Download courtesy of Russell Stutely.

The Pressure Point Defensive Tactics Level 1 Course.

This is the EXACT System that is required learning at nearly 100 Police Academies – Usually priced at $197.00 and today it is 100% FREE!

The full 3 DVD set Beat the big guy

DVD 1

DVD 2

DVD 3

PPDT DVD 1 – FREE BONUS Download

IMMEDIATE Download after purchase

Will play on ANY Device

REMEMBER: This is for DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY.

You will receive IMMEDIATE ACCESS after purchase and have unlimited access to your Downloads.

want the hard copy version?

You get all the downloads as above BUT ALSO you receive Beat The Big Guy 3 DVD Set delivered direct to your door with FREE International shipping.

this is a limited time offer

Today could be your last chance at this special offer. We do not know exactly when the price will go up to the original price, but it will be soon.

Do not take that chance, get started now before it is too late.

buy the digital only version for $97.00 One time payment

add the hard copies with FREE International shipping for $127.00 One time payment

ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.

THE COMPANY

BKC Productions The Old School House Station Road East Grantham, Lincs United Kingdom

SHIPPABLE MEDIA RETURN POLICY

They must be returned unopened and in the original packaging, to the following address:

Prokout Gym 2 National Assembly Road Phnom Penh Cambodia

Return postage is your responsibility

Copyright © 2018 Gracie BJJ Self Defense. All Rights Reserved.

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How To Beat The Big Guy

 Buy Now    

Dear Reader,

If you are anything like me then you just know how frightening it can be when you are confronted with someone much taller, much bigger, much stronger and they are intent on doing you harm.

It is a true nightmare scenario!

And it can get even worse – Just imagine if that same monster was intent on doing harm to your Wife, your Partner, your Sister, your Mother or your Daughter.

What if that attacker had them down on the ground and was literally trying to strangle them to death.

These are disgusting scenarios that we as good, decent, law abiding people don’t even want to consider – unfortunately it is a sad truth that violent crime has reached epidemic proportions.

We are all much more likely to be attacked now than we have ever been.

You need to know how to negate those attacks and escape unscathed – and that is why we are here today.

But hey… I am getting ahead of myself here… let’s take a look at who is going to teach you this:

Fernando Salvador began training Gracie Jiu-jitsu in 1992, he is now a 3rd Degree Black Belt under Master Pedro Sauer.

Here are just a few of his accomplishments:

Relson Gracie World CHAMPION

Budweiser World Cup CHAMPION

2009 Pan Am NoGi CHAMPION

North American Grappling Association CHAMPION

Casca Grossa CHAMPION

King of the Hill CHAMPION

Submission Wrestling Championship CHAMPION

2 times Chaos in the Cage CHAMPION

Fernando specialises in helping anyone improve their self defense skills.

As a Fight Trainer he is in constant demand from MMA Fighters around the Globe.

You are in safe hands learning from this Master of the Arts.

At 5ft 3 and about 120 lbs, Fernando is in the perfect position to help the smaller person overcome the odds against bigger opponents.

He has been doing that his entire career.

It is this simple – he KNOWS EXACTLY what will work for you and your loved ones, when it really matters.

I am going to teach you the EXACT Self Defense moves that we use in BJJ.

These techniques have been proven to work both inside and outside of the Cage and are ideal for the smaller person against the larger opponent.

Not only will you see me perform these techniques, but afterwards you will see the Worlds No.1 Pressure Point Fighting Expert, Russell Stutely ADD Pressure Points to many of these techniques and variations that will DRAMATICALLY increase the effectiveness yet again.

For those BJJ practitioners out there in any doubt, I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of these Pressure Point enhanced techniques.

REMEMBER: What Russell will show you is for Self Defense only. You will most likely be banned from competition if you try these on the mat.

Russell is the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach.

Here are a few of his credentials:

OCFM International Coach

PPDT International Instructor

Cop Tactics Master Instructor

6th Dan Karate Jutsu

1st Dan Ju Jitsu

World Martial Arts Hall of Fame

World Combat Hall of Fame

Boxing Coach

Russell has been teaching his unique system for over 20 Years all around the World.

He has helped 1000’s of people just like you, improve their Self Defense skills – virtually overnight.

For over 20 Years now, I have been travelling the Globe teaching my systems to Police Forces, Military Units, Martial Artists, Security Officers and to Corporate Bodies.

My systems are ”required learning” at nearly 100 Police Academies. Over 20,000 Security Officers per year become Certified in my systems.

This is no accident – it is because my systems work and they work damned fast.

I have worked with Professional Fighters to increase their speed, timing, distancing, punching power and much more.

I have hundreds of rounds with Professional Boxers at the highest levels under my belt.

I have had broken ribs, my jaw broke, teeth smashed out and still carried on fighting.

I have worked Security in several Countries and have first hand experience of real World violence.

I tell you this, not to blow my own trumpet, but to let you know for sure, that you are indeed in the right hands when it comes to getting the right information about defending yourself and your loved ones.

We asked Fernando to show us EXACTLY how Gracie Ju Jitsu would handle some of the most common Self Defense scenarios for the smaller person or the weaker person out there on todays mean streets.

As a former Champion and a 3rd Degree Black Belt who is 5ft 3 and under 130 lbs, he KNOWS these problems all too well.

THANKFULLY, he also knows HOW to make techniques work against the bigger guy – after all, he has been doing that all of his life!

This means you can’t rely on strength and power to get out of situations – you also need technique.

Fernando told us, that all of these techniques shown have been used in the Cage, on the street and are EXACTLY what is taught in Gracie BJJ Self Defense.

It does not get better than that!

You will see Fernando escape strong and potentially lethal attacks with devastating ease – using the techniques and principles of Gracie BJJ.

 Let’s take a look at just some of the things you will learn today:

Grab Escapes

Learn the “secret stance” that makes you an immovable object. Fernando calls this “holding a plate”. Watch as a 6ft, 180lb attacker, is unable to move Fernando even one inch! – Spectacular Stuff!

Choke Escapes

Get them off and walk away or break both of their arms at the same time – the choice is yours. Fernando had to use extreme caution when showing this technique.

Swap Positions

This is incredible to see. Watch as Fernando shows you how to “swap positions” with your attacker. One second the bad guy is on top ready to smash – and the next, you are! Wow – this is getting juicy now!

Never Get Strangled

This one just blew our minds. Watch as Fernando carries on talking whilst various strangles are being applied, just to prove how his methods will help keep you safe. Then he applied the defense – INCREDIBLE!

Much More

There is so much more information on this action packed DVD Set.

Then things got more serious – which is great news for you.

Fernando asked us, to get the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach, Russell Stutely, to show some variations of these techniques for you.

Here is some background to how this came about:

Fernando and Russell both train together at the same Gym, in Phnom Penh Cambodia, where they met up many Months ago.

They have spent many Months analysing each others training methods and learning from each other.

Which is something they have both kept quiet about – till Fernando persuaded Russell to be Uke for this DVD Set.

Well, when we say persuaded, we mean asked! Of course Russell jumped at the chance to help his Sensei.

During the filming they would often be seen going through evil techniques off camera and discussing if they should be shown or not!

We were aware of this and after filming with Fernando, we asked for his permission to request some techniques from his BJJ Student, Russell.

We were delighted when Fernando said, no problem… and so a few days later at the other end of the Huge Prokout Gym, we filmed live during the day with Russell.

We want to make one thing absolutely clear here – The filming took place at Prokout Gym, in the heart of Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Anyone who has visited Asia, will tell you this fact – nowhere, ever, will you find a place that is actually quiet for more than 2 seconds!

So, you will occassionally hear the “sounds of Asia” as they say, during this shoot. It in no way, detracts from what you can see and hear – all is crystal clear – but here at Gracie BJJ – we are always 100% up front and honest… part of the tenets of BJJ!

So, lets take a quick look at what Russell will show you:

Double Power Guillotine

This simple shift of the body will DOUBLE the power of your Guillotine. You MUST train this lightly for the safety of your training partner.

Fig 4 Double Break

This one left us dumbfounded. How a simple little twist turns a ”Standing Kimura” into a double break on the same arm!

Devastating Leg Pressure Points

Watch as a seasoned Thai Fighter is in agony as Russell “gently” applies a Pressure Point. Then imagine the pain if it was struck with full power.

Much More

Russell showed a ton of stuff that utilises “Atemi” within your BJJ and Self Defense. This is for serious Self Defense situations only – it is banned from competition.

Once you download this material you will be able to view IMMEDIATELY on:

Smart Phone

Tablet

Notebook

Laptop

Smart TV

We want to make sure that you can watch this material immediately, no matter the device you are ordering from. With that in mind, the Digital downloads are optimised to play on all of the above devices.

REMEMBER: You will receive IMMEDIATE Access after purchase.

For Illustration purposes only. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.

For IMMEDIATE Digital Download

The Full 3 DVD Set

All 3 DVDs for IMMEDIATE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, from former World Champion, Fernando Salvador, 3rd Degree BJJ. Learn the EXACT techniques used by Gracie in the Cage and for Self Defense. PLUS – A ton of extras and technique enhancers from Russell Stutely.

This remarkable 3 DVD Set was originally bring priced at $397 for Digital Download.

But for the next few days only it has been slashed down to only $97.00

For action takers only!

You will also receive a FREE Bonus Digital Download courtesy of Russell Stutely.

The Pressure Point Defensive Tactics Level 1 Course.

This is the EXACT System that is required learning at nearly 100 Police Academies – Usually priced at $197.00 and today it is 100% FREE!

The full 3 DVD set Beat the big guy

DVD 1

DVD 2

DVD 3

PPDT DVD 1 – FREE BONUS Download

IMMEDIATE Download after purchase

Will play on ANY Device

REMEMBER: This is for DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY.

You will receive IMMEDIATE ACCESS after purchase and have unlimited access to your Downloads.

want the hard copy version?

You get all the downloads as above BUT ALSO you receive Beat The Big Guy 3 DVD Set delivered direct to your door with FREE International shipping.

this is a limited time offer

Today could be your last chance at this special offer. We do not know exactly when the price will go up to the original price, but it will be soon.

Do not take that chance, get started now before it is too late.

buy the digital only version for $97.00 One time payment

add the hard copies with FREE International shipping for $127.00 One time payment

ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.

THE COMPANY

BKC Productions The Old School House Station Road East Grantham, Lincs United Kingdom

SHIPPABLE MEDIA RETURN POLICY

They must be returned unopened and in the original packaging, to the following address:

Prokout Gym 2 National Assembly Road Phnom Penh Cambodia

Return postage is your responsibility

Copyright © 2018 Gracie BJJ Self Defense. All Rights Reserved.

[allenmendezsr]

How To Beat The Big Guy

New Post has been published on https://autotraffixpro.app/allenmendezsr/how-to-beat-the-big-guy/

How To Beat The Big Guy

 Buy Now    

Dear Reader,

If you are anything like me then you just know how frightening it can be when you are confronted with someone much taller, much bigger, much stronger and they are intent on doing you harm.

It is a true nightmare scenario!

And it can get even worse – Just imagine if that same monster was intent on doing harm to your Wife, your Partner, your Sister, your Mother or your Daughter.

What if that attacker had them down on the ground and was literally trying to strangle them to death.

These are disgusting scenarios that we as good, decent, law abiding people don’t even want to consider – unfortunately it is a sad truth that violent crime has reached epidemic proportions.

We are all much more likely to be attacked now than we have ever been.

You need to know how to negate those attacks and escape unscathed – and that is why we are here today.

But hey… I am getting ahead of myself here… let’s take a look at who is going to teach you this:

Fernando Salvador began training Gracie Jiu-jitsu in 1992, he is now a 3rd Degree Black Belt under Master Pedro Sauer.

Here are just a few of his accomplishments:

Relson Gracie World CHAMPION

Budweiser World Cup CHAMPION

2009 Pan Am NoGi CHAMPION

North American Grappling Association CHAMPION

Casca Grossa CHAMPION

King of the Hill CHAMPION

Submission Wrestling Championship CHAMPION

2 times Chaos in the Cage CHAMPION

Fernando specialises in helping anyone improve their self defense skills.

As a Fight Trainer he is in constant demand from MMA Fighters around the Globe.

You are in safe hands learning from this Master of the Arts.

At 5ft 3 and about 120 lbs, Fernando is in the perfect position to help the smaller person overcome the odds against bigger opponents.

He has been doing that his entire career.

It is this simple – he KNOWS EXACTLY what will work for you and your loved ones, when it really matters.

I am going to teach you the EXACT Self Defense moves that we use in BJJ.

These techniques have been proven to work both inside and outside of the Cage and are ideal for the smaller person against the larger opponent.

Not only will you see me perform these techniques, but afterwards you will see the Worlds No.1 Pressure Point Fighting Expert, Russell Stutely ADD Pressure Points to many of these techniques and variations that will DRAMATICALLY increase the effectiveness yet again.

For those BJJ practitioners out there in any doubt, I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of these Pressure Point enhanced techniques.

REMEMBER: What Russell will show you is for Self Defense only. You will most likely be banned from competition if you try these on the mat.

Russell is the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach.

Here are a few of his credentials:

OCFM International Coach

PPDT International Instructor

Cop Tactics Master Instructor

6th Dan Karate Jutsu

1st Dan Ju Jitsu

World Martial Arts Hall of Fame

World Combat Hall of Fame

Boxing Coach

Russell has been teaching his unique system for over 20 Years all around the World.

He has helped 1000’s of people just like you, improve their Self Defense skills – virtually overnight.

For over 20 Years now, I have been travelling the Globe teaching my systems to Police Forces, Military Units, Martial Artists, Security Officers and to Corporate Bodies.

My systems are ”required learning” at nearly 100 Police Academies. Over 20,000 Security Officers per year become Certified in my systems.

This is no accident – it is because my systems work and they work damned fast.

I have worked with Professional Fighters to increase their speed, timing, distancing, punching power and much more.

I have hundreds of rounds with Professional Boxers at the highest levels under my belt.

I have had broken ribs, my jaw broke, teeth smashed out and still carried on fighting.

I have worked Security in several Countries and have first hand experience of real World violence.

I tell you this, not to blow my own trumpet, but to let you know for sure, that you are indeed in the right hands when it comes to getting the right information about defending yourself and your loved ones.

We asked Fernando to show us EXACTLY how Gracie Ju Jitsu would handle some of the most common Self Defense scenarios for the smaller person or the weaker person out there on todays mean streets.

As a former Champion and a 3rd Degree Black Belt who is 5ft 3 and under 130 lbs, he KNOWS these problems all too well.

THANKFULLY, he also knows HOW to make techniques work against the bigger guy – after all, he has been doing that all of his life!

This means you can’t rely on strength and power to get out of situations – you also need technique.

Fernando told us, that all of these techniques shown have been used in the Cage, on the street and are EXACTLY what is taught in Gracie BJJ Self Defense.

It does not get better than that!

You will see Fernando escape strong and potentially lethal attacks with devastating ease – using the techniques and principles of Gracie BJJ.

 Let’s take a look at just some of the things you will learn today:

Grab Escapes

Learn the “secret stance” that makes you an immovable object. Fernando calls this “holding a plate”. Watch as a 6ft, 180lb attacker, is unable to move Fernando even one inch! – Spectacular Stuff!

Choke Escapes

Get them off and walk away or break both of their arms at the same time – the choice is yours. Fernando had to use extreme caution when showing this technique.

Swap Positions

This is incredible to see. Watch as Fernando shows you how to “swap positions” with your attacker. One second the bad guy is on top ready to smash – and the next, you are! Wow – this is getting juicy now!

Never Get Strangled

This one just blew our minds. Watch as Fernando carries on talking whilst various strangles are being applied, just to prove how his methods will help keep you safe. Then he applied the defense – INCREDIBLE!

Much More

There is so much more information on this action packed DVD Set.

Then things got more serious – which is great news for you.

Fernando asked us, to get the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach, Russell Stutely, to show some variations of these techniques for you.

Here is some background to how this came about:

Fernando and Russell both train together at the same Gym, in Phnom Penh Cambodia, where they met up many Months ago.

They have spent many Months analysing each others training methods and learning from each other.

Which is something they have both kept quiet about – till Fernando persuaded Russell to be Uke for this DVD Set.

Well, when we say persuaded, we mean asked! Of course Russell jumped at the chance to help his Sensei.

During the filming they would often be seen going through evil techniques off camera and discussing if they should be shown or not!

We were aware of this and after filming with Fernando, we asked for his permission to request some techniques from his BJJ Student, Russell.

We were delighted when Fernando said, no problem… and so a few days later at the other end of the Huge Prokout Gym, we filmed live during the day with Russell.

We want to make one thing absolutely clear here – The filming took place at Prokout Gym, in the heart of Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Anyone who has visited Asia, will tell you this fact – nowhere, ever, will you find a place that is actually quiet for more than 2 seconds!

So, you will occassionally hear the “sounds of Asia” as they say, during this shoot. It in no way, detracts from what you can see and hear – all is crystal clear – but here at Gracie BJJ – we are always 100% up front and honest… part of the tenets of BJJ!

So, lets take a quick look at what Russell will show you:

Double Power Guillotine

This simple shift of the body will DOUBLE the power of your Guillotine. You MUST train this lightly for the safety of your training partner.

Fig 4 Double Break

This one left us dumbfounded. How a simple little twist turns a ”Standing Kimura” into a double break on the same arm!

Devastating Leg Pressure Points

Watch as a seasoned Thai Fighter is in agony as Russell “gently” applies a Pressure Point. Then imagine the pain if it was struck with full power.

Much More

Russell showed a ton of stuff that utilises “Atemi” within your BJJ and Self Defense. This is for serious Self Defense situations only – it is banned from competition.

Once you download this material you will be able to view IMMEDIATELY on:

Smart Phone

Tablet

Notebook

Laptop

Smart TV

We want to make sure that you can watch this material immediately, no matter the device you are ordering from. With that in mind, the Digital downloads are optimised to play on all of the above devices.

REMEMBER: You will receive IMMEDIATE Access after purchase.

For Illustration purposes only. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.

For IMMEDIATE Digital Download

The Full 3 DVD Set

All 3 DVDs for IMMEDIATE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, from former World Champion, Fernando Salvador, 3rd Degree BJJ. Learn the EXACT techniques used by Gracie in the Cage and for Self Defense. PLUS – A ton of extras and technique enhancers from Russell Stutely.

This remarkable 3 DVD Set was originally bring priced at $397 for Digital Download.

But for the next few days only it has been slashed down to only $97.00

For action takers only!

You will also receive a FREE Bonus Digital Download courtesy of Russell Stutely.

The Pressure Point Defensive Tactics Level 1 Course.

This is the EXACT System that is required learning at nearly 100 Police Academies – Usually priced at $197.00 and today it is 100% FREE!

The full 3 DVD set Beat the big guy

DVD 1

DVD 2

DVD 3

PPDT DVD 1 – FREE BONUS Download

IMMEDIATE Download after purchase

Will play on ANY Device

REMEMBER: This is for DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY.

You will receive IMMEDIATE ACCESS after purchase and have unlimited access to your Downloads.

want the hard copy version?

You get all the downloads as above BUT ALSO you receive Beat The Big Guy 3 DVD Set delivered direct to your door with FREE International shipping.

this is a limited time offer

Today could be your last chance at this special offer. We do not know exactly when the price will go up to the original price, but it will be soon.

Do not take that chance, get started now before it is too late.

buy the digital only version for $97.00 One time payment

add the hard copies with FREE International shipping for $127.00 One time payment

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Dear Reader,

If you are anything like me then you just know how frightening it can be when you are confronted with someone much taller, much bigger, much stronger and they are intent on doing you harm.

It is a true nightmare scenario!

And it can get even worse – Just imagine if that same monster was intent on doing harm to your Wife, your Partner, your Sister, your Mother or your Daughter.

What if that attacker had them down on the ground and was literally trying to strangle them to death.

These are disgusting scenarios that we as good, decent, law abiding people don’t even want to consider – unfortunately it is a sad truth that violent crime has reached epidemic proportions.

We are all much more likely to be attacked now than we have ever been.

You need to know how to negate those attacks and escape unscathed – and that is why we are here today.

But hey… I am getting ahead of myself here… let’s take a look at who is going to teach you this:

Fernando Salvador began training Gracie Jiu-jitsu in 1992, he is now a 3rd Degree Black Belt under Master Pedro Sauer.

Here are just a few of his accomplishments:

Relson Gracie World CHAMPION

Budweiser World Cup CHAMPION

2009 Pan Am NoGi CHAMPION

North American Grappling Association CHAMPION

Casca Grossa CHAMPION

King of the Hill CHAMPION

Submission Wrestling Championship CHAMPION

2 times Chaos in the Cage CHAMPION

Fernando specialises in helping anyone improve their self defense skills.

As a Fight Trainer he is in constant demand from MMA Fighters around the Globe.

You are in safe hands learning from this Master of the Arts.

At 5ft 3 and about 120 lbs, Fernando is in the perfect position to help the smaller person overcome the odds against bigger opponents.

He has been doing that his entire career.

It is this simple – he KNOWS EXACTLY what will work for you and your loved ones, when it really matters.

I am going to teach you the EXACT Self Defense moves that we use in BJJ.

These techniques have been proven to work both inside and outside of the Cage and are ideal for the smaller person against the larger opponent.

Not only will you see me perform these techniques, but afterwards you will see the Worlds No.1 Pressure Point Fighting Expert, Russell Stutely ADD Pressure Points to many of these techniques and variations that will DRAMATICALLY increase the effectiveness yet again.

For those BJJ practitioners out there in any doubt, I can personally vouch for the effectiveness of these Pressure Point enhanced techniques.

REMEMBER: What Russell will show you is for Self Defense only. You will most likely be banned from competition if you try these on the mat.

Russell is the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach.

Here are a few of his credentials:

OCFM International Coach

PPDT International Instructor

Cop Tactics Master Instructor

6th Dan Karate Jutsu

1st Dan Ju Jitsu

World Martial Arts Hall of Fame

World Combat Hall of Fame

Boxing Coach

Russell has been teaching his unique system for over 20 Years all around the World.

He has helped 1000’s of people just like you, improve their Self Defense skills – virtually overnight.

For over 20 Years now, I have been travelling the Globe teaching my systems to Police Forces, Military Units, Martial Artists, Security Officers and to Corporate Bodies.

My systems are ”required learning” at nearly 100 Police Academies. Over 20,000 Security Officers per year become Certified in my systems.

This is no accident – it is because my systems work and they work damned fast.

I have worked with Professional Fighters to increase their speed, timing, distancing, punching power and much more.

I have hundreds of rounds with Professional Boxers at the highest levels under my belt.

I have had broken ribs, my jaw broke, teeth smashed out and still carried on fighting.

I have worked Security in several Countries and have first hand experience of real World violence.

I tell you this, not to blow my own trumpet, but to let you know for sure, that you are indeed in the right hands when it comes to getting the right information about defending yourself and your loved ones.

We asked Fernando to show us EXACTLY how Gracie Ju Jitsu would handle some of the most common Self Defense scenarios for the smaller person or the weaker person out there on todays mean streets.

As a former Champion and a 3rd Degree Black Belt who is 5ft 3 and under 130 lbs, he KNOWS these problems all too well.

THANKFULLY, he also knows HOW to make techniques work against the bigger guy – after all, he has been doing that all of his life!

This means you can’t rely on strength and power to get out of situations – you also need technique.

Fernando told us, that all of these techniques shown have been used in the Cage, on the street and are EXACTLY what is taught in Gracie BJJ Self Defense.

It does not get better than that!

You will see Fernando escape strong and potentially lethal attacks with devastating ease – using the techniques and principles of Gracie BJJ.

 Let’s take a look at just some of the things you will learn today:

Grab Escapes

Learn the “secret stance” that makes you an immovable object. Fernando calls this “holding a plate”. Watch as a 6ft, 180lb attacker, is unable to move Fernando even one inch! – Spectacular Stuff!

Choke Escapes

Get them off and walk away or break both of their arms at the same time – the choice is yours. Fernando had to use extreme caution when showing this technique.

Swap Positions

This is incredible to see. Watch as Fernando shows you how to “swap positions” with your attacker. One second the bad guy is on top ready to smash – and the next, you are! Wow – this is getting juicy now!

Never Get Strangled

This one just blew our minds. Watch as Fernando carries on talking whilst various strangles are being applied, just to prove how his methods will help keep you safe. Then he applied the defense – INCREDIBLE!

Much More

There is so much more information on this action packed DVD Set.

Then things got more serious – which is great news for you.

Fernando asked us, to get the Worlds leading Pressure Point Fighting Coach, Russell Stutely, to show some variations of these techniques for you.

Here is some background to how this came about:

Fernando and Russell both train together at the same Gym, in Phnom Penh Cambodia, where they met up many Months ago.

They have spent many Months analysing each others training methods and learning from each other.

Which is something they have both kept quiet about – till Fernando persuaded Russell to be Uke for this DVD Set.

Well, when we say persuaded, we mean asked! Of course Russell jumped at the chance to help his Sensei.

During the filming they would often be seen going through evil techniques off camera and discussing if they should be shown or not!

We were aware of this and after filming with Fernando, we asked for his permission to request some techniques from his BJJ Student, Russell.

We were delighted when Fernando said, no problem… and so a few days later at the other end of the Huge Prokout Gym, we filmed live during the day with Russell.

We want to make one thing absolutely clear here – The filming took place at Prokout Gym, in the heart of Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Anyone who has visited Asia, will tell you this fact – nowhere, ever, will you find a place that is actually quiet for more than 2 seconds!

So, you will occassionally hear the “sounds of Asia” as they say, during this shoot. It in no way, detracts from what you can see and hear – all is crystal clear – but here at Gracie BJJ – we are always 100% up front and honest… part of the tenets of BJJ!

So, lets take a quick look at what Russell will show you:

Double Power Guillotine

This simple shift of the body will DOUBLE the power of your Guillotine. You MUST train this lightly for the safety of your training partner.

Fig 4 Double Break

This one left us dumbfounded. How a simple little twist turns a ”Standing Kimura” into a double break on the same arm!

Devastating Leg Pressure Points

Watch as a seasoned Thai Fighter is in agony as Russell “gently” applies a Pressure Point. Then imagine the pain if it was struck with full power.

Much More

Russell showed a ton of stuff that utilises “Atemi” within your BJJ and Self Defense. This is for serious Self Defense situations only – it is banned from competition.

Once you download this material you will be able to view IMMEDIATELY on:

Smart Phone

Tablet

Notebook

Laptop

Smart TV

We want to make sure that you can watch this material immediately, no matter the device you are ordering from. With that in mind, the Digital downloads are optimised to play on all of the above devices.

REMEMBER: You will receive IMMEDIATE Access after purchase.

For Illustration purposes only. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.

For IMMEDIATE Digital Download

The Full 3 DVD Set

All 3 DVDs for IMMEDIATE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, from former World Champion, Fernando Salvador, 3rd Degree BJJ. Learn the EXACT techniques used by Gracie in the Cage and for Self Defense. PLUS – A ton of extras and technique enhancers from Russell Stutely.

This remarkable 3 DVD Set was originally bring priced at $397 for Digital Download.

But for the next few days only it has been slashed down to only $97.00

For action takers only!

You will also receive a FREE Bonus Digital Download courtesy of Russell Stutely.

The Pressure Point Defensive Tactics Level 1 Course.

This is the EXACT System that is required learning at nearly 100 Police Academies – Usually priced at $197.00 and today it is 100% FREE!

The full 3 DVD set Beat the big guy

DVD 1

DVD 2

DVD 3

PPDT DVD 1 – FREE BONUS Download

IMMEDIATE Download after purchase

Will play on ANY Device

REMEMBER: This is for DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY.

You will receive IMMEDIATE ACCESS after purchase and have unlimited access to your Downloads.

want the hard copy version?

You get all the downloads as above BUT ALSO you receive Beat The Big Guy 3 DVD Set delivered direct to your door with FREE International shipping.

this is a limited time offer

Today could be your last chance at this special offer. We do not know exactly when the price will go up to the original price, but it will be soon.

Do not take that chance, get started now before it is too late.

buy the digital only version for $97.00 One time payment

add the hard copies with FREE International shipping for $127.00 One time payment

ClickBank is the retailer of products on this site. CLICKBANK® is a registered trademark of Click Sales Inc., a Delaware corporation located at 1444 S. Entertainment Ave., Suite 410 Boise, ID 83709, USA and used by permission. ClickBank’s role as retailer does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of these products or any claim, statement or opinion used in promotion of these products.

THE COMPANY

BKC Productions The Old School House Station Road East Grantham, Lincs United Kingdom

SHIPPABLE MEDIA RETURN POLICY

They must be returned unopened and in the original packaging, to the following address:

Prokout Gym 2 National Assembly Road Phnom Penh Cambodia

Return postage is your responsibility

Copyright © 2018 Gracie BJJ Self Defense. All Rights Reserved.