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gurorori · 10 months

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hmm. thinkin bed thoughts

#n by bed thoughts i mean the thoughts surroundin the trauma we have surroundin the placement of the bed i sleep in. thankfully i saved money #2 buy a new bed recently n its been better we don have as mucu of a reminder #oh rite.#vent #tw sa #but the . place itself still unnerve me. is nawt alwqys easy 2 make myself sleep #which is like Stupid i guess but as sm1 who get attachrd 2 objects n like specific places so strongly n has #deep associations w a lot of em #it. idk it it it it affect me rly badly #i dunno if its even a bed thing mebbe its jus bein in this household as a whole #it doesn happen all da time but a lotm. n today definitely onw of those days #especially witj him gettin worse with alcohol agaon like gawd i fon wanna wakeup 2 him on top pf me again #last time it happen guess wat there was talk of barricadin the door but only did it once before #gettin ridiculed 4 it like im bein unreasonable #n ofc we don have nearly the amnt of money needed 2 replace these doors. they don have locks or anythin its jus old ass soviet glass doors #i donno i hate it i hate sleepin with him in da house i Hope every nite he dies in his sleep or sumthin or goes out n smth happen 2 him

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tacit-semantics · 1 year

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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

#id in alt #that’s enough hairpin lace experimenting for now I think akskdk. fucked around found out my work here is done #it’s not anatomically accurate but it’s not like. wildly Inaccurate either we are middle of the road as always. love that for me. anyways #she’s my baby <3333 #crochet #amigurumi #fiber arts #hairpin lace #my work #i think this qualifies as amigurumi??? I’m not actually sure. oh well taxonomic difficulties are a rite of passage

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tightjeansjavi · 2 months

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The Rite of Movement | drabble

“oh sweet, sweet, dark haired man”

A/N: what’s crazy is that this idea came to me because I was watching Iron Man 2 and when Tony Stark is drunk at his birthday party?? I also do not understand the correlation whatsoever, but here we are 🤣 and Mai Tais are no joke lol

~word count: 1k~

Summary: it’s the first night of yours and Joel’s honeymoon, and he’s had a few too many Mai Tais tonight, baby love.

Pairing | pornstar!husband Joel x pornstar!female reader

Warnings: alcohol consumption, implied smut, established relationship, dirty talk, teasing, flirting, language, breeding kink??, Joel forgets you’re his wife in an endearing way, he also wants to pump you full of his babies, Joel is in his 40’s reader is in her 30’s, reader has no physical descriptions, readers nickname is baby love, +18 minors dni!

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“Baby loooove.” He hummed into your ear, arms looped around your waist for support in his drunken stupor.

Joel had a few too many Mai Tais the first night of your honeymoon. Combined with hours laying in the sun, endless amounts of delicious food and love making with you, he was in a syrupy sweet, love sick haze.

“Let’s get you back to the room, okay baby?” You had your arm wrapped around his middle, guiding him towards the direction of your private honeymoon suite.

“Can’t feel my legs.” He giggled, burying his face into your neck, steps staggered as you guided him along, “and you smell fuckin’ delicious! Jesus fuckin’ Christ, what perfume are ya wearin’, baby love?”

“That would be the rum talking, baby.” You giggled with him, giving his waist a gentle squeeze. “It’s your favorite perfume, Joel.”

He chuckled, peppering kisses against your exposed neck, leaning further into your supportive hold around him, “Well, ain’t I the luckiest man alive. Where ya takin’ me, pretty girl?”

“To the room, baby. And then we’re gonna get you some water, okay?”

“And you’re coming with me?” He questioned softly.

“Course I am. Gonna get you nice and comfy and we’ll have a good snuggle.” You promised him.

“Oooh! A snuggle with my baby love? Well, now I’m really lucky!” He chuckled. “Man, this place is so beautiful, isn’t it?” He detached his lips from your neck and tilted his chin upwards so he could look up at the millions of stars and the gently swaying palm trees.

“It’s very beautiful, baby.” You agreed.

“Not as beautiful as you, of course. You’re like—the most beautiful person ever, so beautiful that sometimes my brain turns to absolute mush when you’re around me! Isn’t that crazy?” He said with a lopsided grin, eyes barely peeked open as he looked over at you and leaned in to nuzzle his nose against your cheek.

“You wanna hear something just as crazy, baby?” You met his hazy gaze with a soft smile tugging on your lips as you reached your freehand up to brush away a few stray curls from his forehead that were obstructing his view.

“What could be crazier than that, baby love?”

“Sometimes my brain turns to mush when you’re around me too, Joel.”

He gasped in surprise, not believing the words leaving your mouth, “whaaat? No way! That is crazy!” He hiccuped, “‘scuse me baby love, m’ a bit drunk right now. Too many Mai Tais.” He rasped.

“It’s okay, baby. That’s why I’m here. Getting you back to the room safely.” You reassured him.

He nodded, crouching down a little so he could bury his face into your neck once more despite the faint strain in his lower back that he was feeling at this angle. “Baby love, I may be super drunk right now, but imma tell you somethin’, ‘kay?”

“I’m all ears, baby.” You mused.

“One day, and I’m hopin’ it’s soon, m’gonna ask you to be my wife and we’re gonna have lots and lots of babies—if that’s what you want, of course. Hopefully my swimmers are healthy n’such but if not, then there's other options. Hey—why are you gigglin’ over there?” He pouted his lips against your skin, tilting his head back so he could look over at you.

“Baby, my sweet, sweet, dark haired man, I am your wife! We’re on our honeymoon right now, Joel.” You softly reminded him as you held back your giggles as best as you could.

“WHAT? Oh my goodness—you’re my wife? Oh, goodness! I really am that lucky, huh? Wait, lemme see the ring! I better have picked out a good one or so help me—”

“Joel!” You giggled, “those Mai Tais really got to you, huh? You had the ring custom made, baby.” You stopped walking, letting him grab your left hand in his big warm palm and ogle at the dainty rock on your ring finger.

His eyes were dazzling like the stars glimmering above as he brought your hand to his lips and pressed his lips to your fingers and one to the ring. “Very, very, beautiful.” He hummed. “I have good taste, huh?”

“You do, baby. You have wonderful taste and I’m so lucky.” You preened.

“No, no, I am the lucky one here, baby. And tomorrow mornin’ when I wake up hungover, imma treat you sooo fuckin’ well. Breakfast in bed, mine between your thighs, of course. And then I’m gonna feed you my cock—”

You shushed him with a sweet kiss to his lips, “I love you so much, my sweet dark haired man.”

“Mmm.” He hummed against your lips, pulling you in closer, “I love you more, my baby love. Can I pump you full of my babies tomorrow mornin’, please?”

“You’re such a horndog, Mr. Miller.” You giggled against his lips, kissing him deeper, “You can pump me full of your babies, okay? And maybe we’ll get lucky and one of them will stick?”

“Jus’ how you like me, Mrs. Miller. Oh, and one of ‘em will stick. I believe in my trusty little swimmers.” He slowly pulled back from the kiss so he could look at you.

You took all of him in from his messy hair, to his beautiful brown eyes, the flush to his neck and the apples of his cheeks, his swollen lips from your kisses, and his glistening tanned chest peeking out through the opening of his shirt.

“You’re so beautiful, Joel.” You breathed out, and you could feel tears begin to prick in the corner of your eyes.

He sniffled, eyes equally as glassy, and he brought his warm palms to rest along your cheeks, and gently pressed his forehead against yours, “my baby love, if you don’t quit that sweet talkin’, I’m gonna turn into a puddle of waterworks.” He playfully warned you.

“Okay, Mr. drunk sappy pants, let’s get you home.” You pecked his lips one last time before wrapping your arm back around his waist so he could lean into you.

“Lead the way, baby love.” He whispers soft and sweet, drunk on Mai Tais and your love.

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lucabyte · 2 months

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Stardust.

#last time i was on the thread of burial rites it was the highest peak option. so as for this time. this time. this time.#throw my ashes to the sky.#in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #in stars and time spoilers #isat fanart #isat #nohats au #isat loop #isat au #lucabyteart #once again thank @samhainian for the original idea because when we both realised we were picturing the same pose from the prologue .... oug #but! an excuse to draw the outfit i designed for loop again... and uh. i realised something? that had subconciously influenced me #when i was designing the outfit something in my brain seemed insistent on 1. a corset and 2. its shape. which i didnt question at the time.#but i realised when looking at img refs later. oh god. i accidentally recreated the king's armor. which is so much worse than i intended #so. im just going to run with that implication. and you should too. have fun!

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nightmareonpeachstreet · 3 months

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Paimon: why are you three here?

Lynette: Father asked us to stalk Miss Furina--

Lyney: *covers Lynette's mouth* --ehm, she means to say that Father asked us to go on vacation! haha;;

Paimon: stalking Fur-- Paimon thought that would be over after everything that happened!

Freminet: well, not exactly stalking...she asked us to make sure Miss Furina didn't get hurt...

Lyney: Exactly, thank you Freminet. that's a much nicer way of putting it.

Lynette: we were also supposed to make sure she didn't know we were following her.

Lyney: ahem, anyway, we're on vacation now since Clorinde and Navia ended up taking over that task...

Paimon: uh, are they in on it too...?

Freminet: no, when he says "taking over," he moreso means they decided to protect her on their own, so there was no longer any need for us to follow...

Lyney: Right, well--

Lynette: also Clorinde would've caught us for sure if we kept stalking her--

Lyney: Guarding. let's call it guarding

Lynette: usually people know if they have a guard. or three.

Lyney: covert guarding.

#oh oops I dropped my Arlefuri agenda again--#LISTEN the timing is too convenient #you came here for Lantern Rite but didn't appear during the Lantern Rite event?#but appeared AFTER Furina was safely back in Fontaine? escorted by friends??#suspicious #(don't mind me I just think about Arlecchino recruiting her kids to keep tabs on her wife all the time)#(constantly)#Lyney #Lynette #Freminet #Paimon #Arlecchino #Furina #Genshin Impact //#Arlefuri #Focacchino

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monhiio · 1 year

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gayass

#theres gay and then theres whatever these two got going on #zhongven #zhongli #venti #oh my god i cant believe hoyoverse confirmed that these two are in love and married das crazy #genshin impact #lantern rite

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cor-lapis · 1 year

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I'm proud to present Primary Research, my comic for the Liyue friends-themed zine I took part in (which is doing leftover sales right now!)

I did some emotes for the digital merch too ^^

#AGHHHH FINALLY!#i've been super excited to post this one #I put a lot of work into it so I hope people enjoy Xingqiu's wild goose hunt!#genshin impact #oh that's a lot of characters #xingqiu #xinyan #xiangling #yun jin #chongyun #hu tao #zhongli #not tagging the cameos #fun fact this comic got really close to some of the lantern rite dialogue this year. lol #my art #that hu tao emote. the noise in my head whenever i see it is just WAH!

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genshin-impact-updates · 6 months

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"Graph Adversarial Technology Experiment Log" Event: Fun Photography Challenges

〓Event Duration〓

2023/11/17 10:00:00 – 2023/11/27 03:59:59

〓Event Rewards〓

〓Eligibility〓

Adventure Rank 20 or above

And complete the Archon Quest "Song of the Dragon and Freedom"

〓Event Details〓

● The photo-taking phase consists of the first six days of the event. There will be a different photo subject assigned on each day of the photo-taking phase, namely, 6 subjects in total.

● During the photo-taking phase, when photographing the subject with the Image Sampling Kamera, you can randomly obtain a "sample" with different characteristics (the colors of the samples and photography subjects are unrelated). You have 10 sheets of film each day with which to take photos, and any unused film will be cleared at the end of each day.

● Each time you collect all 5 characteristic samples, visit Lepine-Pauline to exchange them for "Research Awards" and claim the rewards within. Up to 7 Research Awards can be exchanged for during the event.

● During the event, you can exchange samples with your friends.

※ After the photo-taking phase ends, you will no longer be able to obtain samples through photographing. You can still exchange samples with your friends and exchange your collected samples for Research Awards during the event.

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #genshin impact news #official #events #oh man just like the first lantern rite #that was like the first event that i posted about on here

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fluffyartbl0g · 1 year

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LITERALLY HANGING ON FOR MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW JINBEI. I’ve been doodling him all over my school books and notes and what not,,, HE’S THE MOST CHARACTER EVER o(；△；)o????!?! I figured out the ultimate tactic to doodlin jinbei,,, which is that he’s a big water balloon with a semi circle at the vry top of his forehead for his hair!!!

#one piece #op fanart #jinbei #knight of the sea jinbe #op jinbe #jinbei def has the most interesting shape outta all the strawhats #im gonna b frank… i usually draw generally thin people #but watching one piece has me adventuring EVERYWHERE in terms of bodys #like i never drew muscles before unless i was doin studies #im so obsessed with jinbei tho LOOK AT THAT CHONK!!!!#oh yea every1s liveblogging bout the new sbs rite now huh #personally i love it keep up the good work oda

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saccharinerose · 3 months

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Neuvillette when Furina, Navia and Clorinde ask him to lug all the shit they bought back to Fontaine

#saccha's thoughts #genshin impact #like they gave their extensive list of all the stuff they bought and then were like 'oh yeah neuvillette took it back to fontaine with him'#and i guess he just... carried that on his own... all the way back??#lantern rite spoilers #4.4 spoilers

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electric-plants · 2 months

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i know it’s been a second but i honestly still can’t stop thinking about the end of lantern rite and how it just—

zhongli: wow it was a little embarrassing that i had to dodge the hydro dragon sovereign like that but at least no one will ever kno—

the traveler:

#genshin impact #zhongli #neuvillette #gi traveler #lantern rite 2024 #still can’t get over how he looks away and avoided eye contact when they were talking about neuvillette #awkward zhongli my beloved <3 #he’s like: oh thank god the traveler exists and knows everything it’s so reassuring☺️#but he’s also like: oh god the traveler knows EVERYTHING😧#i too use menial tasks to avoid people i don’t know how to interact with very human of you zhongli you’re doing great

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rubysparx · 1 year

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A batch of warmups and the like from when I was working on my designs for pretty much every pc in every campaign. Which I might post. idk we’ll see (do not repost! click for quality)