#oh you’re so sweet

[jellydragons]

tetra is having a Day

#my posts #my art #the legend of zelda #wind waker #tloz #tloz wind waker #tloz ww #wind waker fanart #like imagine you break through a window cool as to save your sorta bestie #only oops oh no some dude the size of a mountain wearing a bathrobe has you by the neck and is saying some wild stuff about whatever #and you very reasonably pass out on account of the being strangled #next thing you know you wake up on your sorta bestie’s talking (!) boat not dead which is a definite plus #but also UNDER THE LITERAL ACTUAL OCEAN. OKAY. #so the talking (!!) boat is like ‘go find the whatever’ so your sorta bestie takes you on a quick jaunt through this MASSIVE building #like this thing is bigger than windfall island and just under the ocean?? this whole time apparently?? #anyway so it’s pretty chill you go down into the basement there’s some sweet statues and then a dude in ANOTHER bathrobe appears #yada yada says some stuff turns out the talking (!!!) boat was actual the ghost of some long dead rando who’s like a king ig and THEN #HE FIDDLES WITH YOUR MUM’S TRIANGLE NECKLACE AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN SOME MUSTY DRESS WITH MORE LACE THAN SENSE AND ALSO A PRINCESS?? #which. okay. take a second to process THAT mess and huh if you’re a princess and the dead boat dude is a king wouldn’t that mean- AUGH #this takes place over like maybe 5 hours including the time you were Passed Out On Account Of The Strangulation #AND THEN YOU GET LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT LIKE???? #anyways tetra should’ve systematically smashed every stained glass window in the place. she deserved it for having the Worst Day Of Her Life

[seraphdreams]

Step bros that bully you & slut you out I’m looking at Eren and Ran

stepbro eren!!! he’s so mean for no reason, it’s like he gets off on seeing you all pouty and upset. he’s always doing something to bother you too. you could be minding your business, cleaning up your room or putting on your makeup and here he comes to ruin all the fun, groping at your tits n ass, maybe even landing a harsh smack at the flesh that leaves you breathless and annoyed. the way you get all fussy, whining “‘ren, stop!” is beyond cute to him . . . cause he knows full well from the way you rub your thighs together that you don’t want him to stop at all. so it’s a never ending cycle until you’re completely over it one day and in need of his touch . . . the way he’d get you into his bed, deny his touch until you’re whining and crying out for it :( all to leave you a shaking cum-filled mess in the morning.

stepbro ran on the other hand, he’s not oblivious. he sees how moody you get when he’s out doing whatever in the streets instead of at home doting on you. as your big brother, he should be around all the time, not with everyone else . . . he takes note of this too. his way of teasing you is getting you so close to the edge and denying you of any release. always. but don’t let tell him how bad you want it or else you’ll be cumming until you’re raw n fucked out .

#i love mean stepbros! #you’re so pathetic in their eyes it’s ridiculous #oh em gee! #what about sweet nice stepbros? that’ll do anything to keep you happy n take care of you #thinking of armin n fuyu n kaku! #seraph.replies! #tw stepcest #eren smut #ran smut #eren x reader #ran x reader

[itoshi-s]

rin the type to spread his legs just a lil wider, a little buck to his hips, as you casually rest a hand on his thigh. you’re at dinner w some friends, just lounging around in the booth, and you give a slight squeeze to the flesh as you glance over to smile at him — to which he just hums a bit, lips quirking up momentarily — and hopes you don’t notice the tent growing in his pants :)

#rin. my sweet baby rin #he’s so pent up around u always !! needs just the tiniest little touch #it might be the smallest SWEETEST action ever but it makes it sm worse oh god #he loves u so much and you’re his cutest prettiest lil thing and he wants to ruin u so bad #</333 #rin itoshi x reader #blue lock x reader

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

Nitocris is so incredibly cool

#‘oh you’re literally poison? you’re scared you’ll hurt me? baby girl I totally understand which is why while I will respect your boundaries’ #I will also show you that I’m more than capable of BECOMING IMMUNE #nothing on earth can stop Nitocris’s unstoppable charm attack #she was really like ‘my magic is stronger. I can handle it xx’ #loved how she didn’t disregard serenity’s anxiety either …so sweet #my post

[zappedbyzabka]

I feel like a lot of the women Johnny attracts are women who know how to peg…

#nsft #random shit #Listen……………………………….. #You’re telling me Carmen doesn’t have a large packer in their closet? She knows that man needs his ass played with to finish💀 #But she’s so sweet with it #I don’t ship it but still. #Bar lady? Oh destroyed. Limping even. #Shannon was pretty bad it which is on the long list of reasons they did not work #And Sensei Kim…If she’s not a lesbian then—

[skyloftian-nutcase]

saw ur notes, no braincells but here

*passes the boop along to the Ordon Fam just for you ☺️*

#you ask skye answers #lovely indigoartistqueen #Oh! I saw you asking about blorbos to draw #You’re so sweet ❤️ #Draw whichever blorbo you like ;)

[aengelren]

this man is a killing machine samurai btw

#oh sweet summer child #you’re so precious oh yeeees u are #eating your cute button nose as we speak #gintama #katsura #zura

[well-dressed-sewer-rat]

as far as i’m aware i am one of like three fukuchi stans in existence who like him for his lore and not because haha funny divorced dilf. this is a cry for help if any of you are out there please let me know please i am suffering

#i can’t go another day telling people he’s my second favorite (only to gogol) and getting ‘oh so you’re one of THOSE’ in response #please he’s just very silly and complex and interesting and i love him please #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fukuchi #fukuchi bsd #fukuchi ouchi #ouchi fukuchi #ōchi fukuchi #fukuchi ōchi #fukuchi genichirou #fukuchi genichirō #decay of angels #bsd doa #hunting dogs bsd #for the sweet few bsd fans that have yet to be spoiled #bsd [rat edition]

[gingerjolover]

no bc i wrote lucy comforting soft!gf during a chronic flare up where she checks her skin underneath her heating pad…. where is lucy bro??? why isn’t she here???

#one of my fave fics i’ve ever written #sometimes i forget i write stuff #and then someone will like it and i’ll be reminded like oh shit i wrote that #sweet angel was a self indulgent fic #for me and me only #for my chronic pain girlies #anyways i will get back to writing soon you’re all so sweet and i don’t deserve you #lucy dacus x reader #lucy my beloved

[jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface]

finally posting these bc my friend said they were hot

✨they/them✨

#she was so sweet about it to like ‘oh you’re really into pain huh??’ 😭 #like honeyyy this ain’t even a good beating what are u talking about this is tame 😔 #me #nsft #lesbian #18+ #nb nsft #nb sub #nb lesbian #t4t nblnb #nblnb #lesbian nsft #nblw #queer #sapphic #dyke #mine

[losersimonriley]

Tmr is a new day!! Also may this cursed doodle make you laugh a bit

Look at them I’m ;~;

#I am so serious when I say this choked me up like. throat closing tears in eyes #for 1 because you’re so sweet oh my god I’m so lucky #and for 2 #LOOK AT THEMMMM 😭 the whipped cream mohawk they’re so precious I’m dying #love attack ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #I appreciate you so so much #asks #ghostsoap

[vampcaprisun]

a collection of random headcanons about wyll and zeph (my durge who’s romancing him):

wyll is the main party’s resident guidance-giver (thank you pact of the tome). when zeph wants to ask for it, he just reaches a hand over for wyll to take and wyll casts the spell as he takes it. zeph always makes sure to wyll’s hand a little thank you squeeze when he feels the magic hit. once they’re in a relationship, zeph reaching for wyll’s hand just to hold it often leads to wyll casting an unnecessary guidance out of habit, and the little bursts of accidental magic inevitably make both of them blush.

the two of them are very protective of each other in battle. if they’re both in melee, they almost always fight back to back. even if they’re not next to each other, they always watch each other’s backs with a crossbow bolt or eldritch blast ready for the second they notice that the other might be getting overwhelmed by enemies. zeph tends to be more obviously self-sacrificing about it, and wyll gives him a fair number of stern talks about it, but he’s noticed the darker sides of wyll’s hero act too and will gladly prove when necessary that he can give an earful just as well as wyll can.

zeph is much bigger than wyll and takes every possible opportunity to pick him up. it’s not uncommon to see wyll sitting up on zeph’s shoulders while both of them cheer after a successful fight. astarion declares this formation “the blade of frontiers and his noble steed”, and seeing the two of them approaching like that is often the first way everyone back at camp knows the day went well. karlach never complains about carrying wyll’s things so he isn’t too heavy for zeph to carry that far.

after wyll is transformed, zeph and karlach team up to teach wyll horns 101 — how to take care of them, comfortably sleep with them, and so on. (zeph happily gives him lessons on how to cuddle without them getting in the way.) they also like to take turns decorating them for him, usually with flowers they find growing wherever they are at the time and any makeup or paints they can get their hands on. they’re determined to show him that he doesn’t need to be ashamed of his new form.

in waukeen’s rest, the second wyll says that the person they’re trying to save is his dad, zeph breaks through the door and races in alongside the flaming fist. that’s when wyll first starts to realize he’s falling for zeph — when he watches zeph run straight into a burning building without a second thought, blowing right past a door that four other people working together hadn’t been able to budge, just because he heard someone inside was important to wyll.

late into the night of the tiefling party, when things are winding down, zeph realizes that wyll still hasn’t come back to his tent so he goes to check on him and finds him asleep by the water. instead of waking him up, zeph just picks him up, carries him over to his bedroll, and basically tucks him in. wyll does wake up enough from the motion to notice what’s happening, but he pretends to be asleep still because it’s cute and he doesn’t want zeph to stop. he would never admit that he enjoyed something like that, but when no one knows he’s aware of it and he can pretend he had no idea it was even happening (and he’s half-asleep enough to not care so much about that anyway)? he’s not above indulging in that comfort for a little while.

#tears in my eyes i love them so much #i feel like i haven’t seen nearly enough cute headcanons like this with wyll so. please enjoy Them #zeph said oh you’re the big hero guy who protects everyone else? HA! get protected and cherished bitch #(their mutual bestie karlach is also very supportive of this agenda) #zeph is v v v v soft spoken stoic gentle giant terrified of his true nature #and he and wyll both just. bring such cute sides out of each other i LOVE THEM #like they bonded bc of really Dark Shit but their relationship is so sweet and silly and i love that for them #they both need it i think. and they both crave it #wyll & zeph #oc: zeph #wyll x tav #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #wyll ravengard #wyll romance #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 headcanons

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

I still can’t believe they had Dorothy sing What’ll I Do in the most wistful, heartsick way as Blanche listens on, and then had her leave four episodes later.

Like, they picked a song that goes:

What’ll I do with only dreams of you /

That won’t come true /

What’ll I do?

And then Blanche ends the episode telling her You’re beautiful. When you sing, you light up a room.

And then four (FOUR!!!) episodes later Dorothy gets married and leaves forever. I’m going to go feral

#yes i am in my ‘obsessively listening to bea arthur singing what’ll I do’ hours why do you ask #like. I KNOW it doesn’t mean anything. but man. #just… this song. sung in such a sweet heartfelt moment. all the attention on her singing. #and Blanche just complimenting her in the most sincere awestruck way #you IDIOTS you’re not jealous you’re in love!!!!!!!!!!!! #and then Dorothy leaves. just like that. and Blanche cries because she’s abandoning her. #like. do you get it?? do you???? #even without the dorothy/blanche of it all I mean #they already knew by that point that bea was leaving #so to have her sing THIS song so close to the finale… god. my heart. #oh you thought I was done? you thought I’d just post my half-essay and go back to being a normal person? #im going to be posting about this show for the rest of my LIFE #the golden girls

[archorcist]

to think i was gonna actually write a character as canon-compliant for a second—

#-ˏˋ ━━━ ( out of character. ) #hazbin hotel spoilers / #hazbin spoilers / #OH MAN I AM CRUSHED. #Feels SO QUICK we knew he had it coming but 💀 #But also. You think it’s gonna stop me writing him…?? Think again #You’re talking to a veteran of losing their fave characters. A master of ignoring canon #I’ve actually got more plot ideas than before. So gonna write out my verse ideas in detail a bit later hehe #Idk what was being implied at the end with the deal but Lute and Adam stayin bffs in all verses ok that is all 👌 #Also... my sweet baby Pentious. And VoxVal. Big Ws

[total-dxmure]

I feel like if you wrote a book you might actually might actually give lesbian an existential crisis. Like when you read a book so good that once youve finished it you dont know what to do in life for the next week. I imagine thats how jm going to feel once marley and me and invisable string theory is finished.

this is the nicest thing fuckin’ ever. writing an actual book is definitely a dream of mine, and i’m hoping to one day get something published. who knows? maybe it’s in the card for me. writing fics is fantastic practice for me, and i love being able to talk to other people that have the same interests!

genuinely that is so so so nice of you to say. this made me light up when i read it ;) much love to you, angel.

#sweet nonnie #thank you oh my goodness #you’re so freaking nice #ೀ mj speaks

[linklethehistorian]

BSD 109 spoilers

*casually sips my drink while I watch the sweet sweet irony of the SKK sub-fandom desperately clinging onto the hope of LN Fifteen’s “Dazai’s ability can work through objects” revelation to explain why Chuuya didn’t kill Dazai, while recalling how up until this point many of them were actively harassing me on a few other sites and taunting me and telling me to cope because one visual Easter egg apparently made the anime’s events canon to the manga instead of the LN’s*

Mmmm, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

Oh, my poor dears, don’t forget…the LN isn’t real now, that was never really established, according to you, and not canon to the manga, so tell me…how about you cope this time, hm? 💖☺️

#linklethehistorian #bsd #bungou stray dogs #my thoughts #thoughts #bsd novels #fifteen #spoilers #bsd manga #bsd spoilers #bsd anime #season 3 #bsd chapter 109 #bsd chapter 101 #revenge is oh so sweet when it’s stained in the tears of the assholes who think canon only matters when it’s convenient to them #either that was just a visual Easter egg and the LN is still canon and can save you #or it isn’t and you’re fucked #you can’t have it both ways my dears 💖