#ok ALSO

[saffronscales]

squilf and firestar are old. remember that

#warrior cats #warriors #warrior cats art #wc art #wc #art #cats #firestar #squirrelflight #ok also #give old men eyelashes #give old women mustaches #it’ll make you feel all the more better I promise

[fairyhaos]

OMG yena now that our #1 joshushushu i just wanna tell u i have a 10k+ shua fic in the works rn and i like,,, wanna tell u all abt it hehe HELP DJFLJDSF 😭😭

WORLD PAUSE joshua longfic by user wheeboo?????? THAT'S SO INCREDIBLE OMG I'M SO GLAD U TOLD ME !!!!!! u better tag me in it when u post okay

#ok also #no.1 joshushushu.... i giggled a little actually 🤭 #fairyhaos.answers #rania.friends <3

[brookriver-mudlark]

started reading The Fountainhead as an intellectual exercise, and am rapidly losing sentience as I progress

#ayn rand #the fountainhead #objectivism #my art #howard roark #peter keating #this book is a horrific glimpse into a hollow life of self-denial and repression packaged and sold as defiance #the best moment of the book so far has been roark lying on his back in the grass just feeling the soil pressing against his skin #a single moment of this man actually feeling alive and in his own flesh #and then the next chapter happens #and you watch him be swallowed by the monster that ayn rand thought of as perfection #ok also #gay gay homosexual gay #brookriver art

[tabsters]

Y'ALL MY SISTER IS A FUCKING GIANT.

I BOUGHT THREE INCH PLATFORMS IN VIETNAM FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RETURNING HOME AND FINALLY BEING ABLE TO BE TALLER THAN HER.

APPARENTLY SHE HAD A GROWTH SPURT DURING THE FIVE WEEKS I DIDN'T SEE HER.

BECAUSE I COME HOME.

WEARING THESE THREE INCH PLATFORMS.

AND THIS

LITTLE BITCH (affectionate)

IS STILL SOMEHOW TALLER THAN ME. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STEROID MILK HAS SHE BEEN DRINKING WHAT-

edit: forgot to mention that she's younger than me. i hate it here.

#ok also #rexen is shorter than me #and if my sister is taller than me #while i'm wearing platforms #rexen's gonna be an ant compared to her #fucking hilarious

[artidoesthings]

Meta Knight and King Dedede

#sworn partners… #kirby #kirby fusions #AUGH I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD #ok also #fusions can have multiple arms/limbs or eyes #so if u see that. yeah.

[tahdashi]

sayuuuuuuu you’re such a sunshine ily

if you’re alright w it could you spare a few tips to get into a good college ? ive been aiming for some ivies and i’m super nervous that i’m not gonna be good enough

whaaaat ily you're so sweet >.<

omg DUDE THIS IS LITERALLY MY JOB AT SCHOOL ofc i will !!! i think everyone (or maybe most people hhahsd) applying to top schools/ivies think they're not gonna be good enough :,) like in high school, I SUFFERED from imposter syndrome (i still do grrrwjhsef). i always saw myself as just an average student because i didn't cure cancer or get involved in 28384 different things, but i still ended up at a school i love and am proud of! i think the biggest tip i can give you is to have a good balance of extracurriculars and good grades. you don't need a 4.0 to get into an ivy (trust me i... did not have a 4.0 when i was applying). do ECs that show your interests! i did a couple (like 3 i think) that i was really passionate about and did them all throughout high school! also omg your essays. THOSE ARE A BIG DEAL don't half ass them >.< i asked all my teachers to read them 2x just so i wouldn't sound unlike myself yk?

#ok also #tee bee aych the ivy experience isn't life-changing like i feel like i'd be happy at a state school as well #maybe happier bc i'd be closer to home RIP #i also considered transferring and then my dad got mad at me < 3 but that's another story lol #it's more of using the resources available to you! #but also !!! i'm not here to make it sound bad bc i know i complain about school 24/7 but that's bc i'm always stressed and that's my fault #not school's fault #i'm rambling so bad lmk if you have any specific questions >.0 #💌: anon #from the stars

[soulcluster-moved]

an alt meeting scenario for adamora in the gotg game, for my au verse

“Told ya she was gonna feed us to some giant bug! Or maybe she’s the bug and that’s…some kind of… external digestion sac or something.”

Rocket’s ramblings had all but faded into background noise as the group approached the large structure that glowed from within. It was familiar in so many ways to Gamora, and yet she didn’t dare hope to believe it was him either.

It had been years since then, the two having parted ways before the galactic war, when she was still on good, yet uneasy terms, with Thanos. Struggling to contain his darker half, he had secluded himself, and Gamora hadn’t heard from him since despite her searches.

“Ugh, gross! Please tell me Drax is the only one who’s gotta go in that creepy egg sac.” Peter raised from where he crouched, wiping at his hand.

Gamora ignored Peter as she walked past him and toward the opening, the warm golden light bathing her figure. Yet, it had to be him. Who else? This part of the cave was marked with signs of him. And if she was right…

“Uh, Gamora?”

“Quill if she wants to go into the digestion sac, I say let her.”

“It is him!” In the center stood a large cocoon, almost coffin like in its appearance, but with thick, gnarled ropes like tree roots that encased it. Gamora touched the cocoon gently, overwhelmed. Adam.

“Well, she’s lost it.”

Gamora’s eyes snapped toward Mantis, who still clung to Drax’s back. “Can you reach him?”

It took several minutes of telepathic communication between Mantis and Adam for any progress to be made. The others were confused and Gamora could understand why, but it’d be easier to explain once Adam was back in the world of the living.

Finally, the cocoon began to split, and while Quill and Rocket backed away with sounds of disgust, Gamora hovered closer. A golden light split through the frayed edges before abating and Adam fell through, his golden body landing in Gamora’s arms before he could hit the floor.

“Adam!”

His hands gripped her arms, steadying himself against her weight, and then he looked up at her. There was a faint, tired smile on his lips. “Gamora.”

“Uhh, care to explain?”

Adam stood upright, fine despite his recent rebirth, and turned toward Quill.

“What the flark, man!? Put on some clothes!”

His cocoon furnished several things for his rebirth, but clothes had never been one of them. Gamora turned her head to hide her expression, not willing to admit she was amused by the whole thing. Rocket and Quill had de-evolved into dramatics. Adam sighed and waved his hand, a black and red suit forming over his body.

“Does this suit your needs?”

“Our needs!? It’s a flarking courtesy to wear clothes, scut for brains!”

#drabble #adamora #it's self indulgent so im putting it under a read more #adam & gamora #it's a little short #i may do more snippets based off the game #honestly adamora in the game is something i really like the idea of #just not uhh game!adam :/ #but that's a rant for a different post #OK ALSO #so this is based sort of off annihilation conquest #where phyla and heather find him #and he has a whole convo with them while naked #it amuses me so much

[detnuah]

ok ok but the idea that both agamemnon and orestes had already made the decisions they would make (she’s been dead since the beginning), that they had already decided to say yes and commit the acts they would do. along with the ways that fatherhood/manhood is aligned with divinity through the ability to become a creator. they, as god, had already decided these deaths and the signs were borne of the act that was to happen and not the other way around. (the note that says child killer they both read) the signs become their justifications and their explanation rather than the driving agent/decision maker. in conclusion i have no idea what i’m talking about but icke oresteia fun……. anyway there is a DEATH OUTSTANDING etc etc

#one moment that ! sticks with me still is when klytemnestra says to #iphigenia that it was always about her . chewing glass perhaps #have not turned the elektra thing around in my head enough but #robert icke #ok ALSO #there’s a line about the family effectively having eaten itself whole #save orestes. #the burning of the house. #family as the family table anf the family altar of sacrifice #the structure and form of the table mirror the pillars and lintel of the temple of the set #the temple that crosses with the modern minimalism and the steel beams #a court of blood and sacrifice that for ill or better is taken over by the court of law and democracy

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵��?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[saracastically]

now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺

#animation #werewolf #artists on tumblr #procreate #idk WHY i had to paint in every single frame in procreate and also in parts #bc the layering meant i hit max layers and had to flatten as i cleaned #but the end result is ok and i could do it on the couch ig #looking forward to their new app! #art

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. #i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!! #maya angelou #FAVE #editing #*r #god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD #'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN' #notifications are off for this besties 💗 #i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️ #also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

#this is a silly goofy mood post pls no being weird or taking it too seriously ok? ok :) #yes yes ur engaged congrats but also why would u get me excited about a rock #when no rock #eslyea #geology #rocks

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

#i've been listening to icarus by bastille #and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin' #and like fuck man #and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope #anyway my line now #also probably phrased this poorly but its ok #im allowed to be incomprehensible #as a treat #and then fuckin #from we sink by of monsters and men #the original line was 'please look away dont look at me' #and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me' #anyway #shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night #q

[sillyahhchana]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

#stupid ass rabbit i hate to admit he was so silly he stole the whole movie #also i know he’s blue but i have an attachment of drawing him ourple ok #abby on the other hand i would die for her #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's movie #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazballs #freddy fazbear #chica the chicken #bonnie the bunny #foxy the pirate #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #oh and featuring cassie and greggory🥰🥰 #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf sb cassie #fnaf sb gregory #also i have been hiding freddy fazballs tag in every fnaf post #idk if you guys notice

[suiheisen]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it #'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors?????????? #anyway. are you americans okay??? #specifically…. are white americans ok???? #is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution? #also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage #anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on #and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you #we have inside shoes????? #polls #*r