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sparrow-ceiling · 3 months

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LUCIFER IN EPISODE 8 POST

because i want to squeeze him like a rubber duck (I WROTE DICK HELP)

OK FIRST CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE PARALLEL TO THE TRUST FALLS WHEN HE CATCHES CHARLIE (TWICE)!!??? Like she trusts him. They love each other. They're gonna be ok. Charlie never set out to do this but in saving all those other people she also saved herself and her dad and i love her for that. Also I just realized they have the same little cheek circles its so cute <3

(help why does Charlie look like Candace Flynn In the first pic-) LOOK at him hes such a short king. He's trying to hide it with that silly little hate but he's fooling exactly nobody.

"I'm going to FUCK you." HES SUCH A DAD LMAO he really thought he ate that one. Also its so silly how his hair part switches sides all the time I love him for that. ((Also did anybody else notice that when Charlie pops in she has her hair tied up and stuff but before and after she's like. disheveled/bloody etc. Probably just a mistake but still interesting.))

ALSO HIS WHOLE FIGHT WITH ADAM IS SO FUNNY why is he so unserious about everything LMAOO. Also bonus look at his slutty little eyeshadow in the first pic (also most of these pictures but its so silly I love it. Also probably necessary to keep the design from being monochromatic) He really gives so few shits about Adam and just beats the hell out of him it's hilarious (honestly giving Alastor-Vox dynamic a little bit but I may be reading into things too much)

ALSO THE DYNAMIC DUO!! They really destroyed that fucker so hard together. PLUS get you a dad that looks at you the way Lucifer looks at Charlie.

ALSO HES SO FUNNY HERE. Hes so fucking confused. And concerned hes just like uhhhh. Awkward wet cat of a man!!!

ALSO THIS IS SO FUNNY LIKE READ THE ROOM MAN. Your daughter and her friends are soaked in blood and you're out here asking who wants to have pancakes (I mean fair enough though. I could use a good pancake after slaughtering angels honestly). But the contrast between them is so funny.

AND LOOK AT HIM HES SO SWEET TRYING TO CHEER UP HIS DAUGHTER. WE LOVE A KIND MAN!!! (Also i just realized he only has four fingers)

Also girl what are these fruity ass stances chill out bro

AND HE TAKES HIS HAT OFF TO SALUTE SIR PENTIOUS AWWW. Hes so genuine about it too <33333

ALSO HIS REACTION WHEN ALASTOR SHOWS UP LMAO. The SASS, he hates that guy so much kdhsjksf

Anyway that concludes my rant about lucifer i love him so fucking much!!

#hazbinposting #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer

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spiteless-xo · 8 months

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Heyyy for the nsfw prompts i think 246 and 382 would suit eren!! (Tbaw!eren even😚) tyyyy~! <3333

ok... this request isn't even next in line, but i saw it and i COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. thank you so much for this request because like..... 😳

list of prompts ⋆ masterlist

╰┈➤ smut prompts - 246 & 382. "Come here. You can sit on my lap until I’m done working.” "Yeah, that's it, baby, just like that."

ft. eren/fem!reader cw. unedited, not proofread, explicit sexual content (semi-public sex, cockwarming, vaginal sex), explicit language. 2,000 words. bonus. what the cubicles look like-ish

you: when are you leaving work tonight?

eren jaeger: uhhhh soon eren jaeger: like 5-10 mins?

you: can you drive me home? you: jean wasn't feeling well so he left early

eren jaeger: suuuuuuure

eren smiles down at his computer when he sees your message. jean always drives you home, so eren never gets to see you after work -- but not today.

"hey, eren?"

eren quickly hides his screen, turning to look over at oluo with wide eyes. it's not like the two of you were saying anything bad -- you're always careful not to say too much in case IT reads your messages -- but he feels like he just got caught doing something naughty.

"yeah?" he asks, feigning nonchalance.

"i need you to finish this presentation tonight for a client," oluo says, dropping off a thick folder at eren's desk. eren frowns down at it. "we need it for tomorrow."

"i have plans tonight," eren says, reclining back in his seat.

"yeah," oluo says with a smirk, "this."

eren's frown deepens when oluo walks away. he leans forward, flipping open the folder to see what's inside and he groans -- this is going to take at least an hour to finish.

"are you ready to go?" you ask, popping your head over the little wall of eren's cubicle and his heart lurches into his throat.

"sorry, babe -- i gotta finish this thing for oluo," he groans. "turns out i gotta stay late tonight."

you pout cutely, but come around into his cubicle all the same. you set your things down on the unoccupied desk next to eren's and then settle into the empty chair.

"i don't mind waiting to avoid taking the skytrain," you hum, pulling out your phone, and eren smiles.

eren turns back to his computer to start working on the presentation for oluo while you scroll though -- whatever -- on your phone. slowly, people start to leave the office and some of the motion-sensitive lights in other areas shut off due to lack of activity.

eren tries to stay focused on work as much as he can, but he can see you pressing your thighs together in the chair beside him and he can't help the lewd thoughts that fill his mind.

"hey," he says, propping his chin on his hand as he rests his elbow on the table. he looks over at you and you peek at him from over the top of your phone.

"hey," you repeat, and he smiles.

"come over here," he beckons and you frown at him.

"eren, i'm not in consulting, i can't help you."

"no, i just want you to sit in my lap."

he watches your eyes widen before quickly darting around the room. "eren," you hiss.

"come on, nobody's here," he says, but he drops his voice down to a whisper. "just until i'm done working."

you cast him a look of disbelief but he keeps smiling at you and he watches your conviction slowly waver.

"you're almost done?"

"i'm really close," he says, voice deep and husky and you frown at him.

you stand up from your seat and eren grins in delight. he wheels out from under the desk, knees pressed together as he taps on his thighs.

you approach him cautiously, like a skittish little animal, and step into the space between eren and his desk. he grabs your hips tightly and forces you down onto his lap as you squeak in protest.

"there you go," he hums, grinding you back and forth across his lap, hooking his knees under your legs and spreading you open. "just like that."

"eren, we're at the office," you hiss, reaching forward to stabilize yourself with his desk.

he hums in response, rolling forward until you're both tucked under the desk. he rests his chin on your shoulder and wraps his arms around your body, resting his hands on his mouse and keyboard.

"see? i'm working," he insists, pressing a soft kiss into your shoulder.

you huff in response, shifting your hips slightly for comfort and grinding further against eren's crotch. he groans, feeling himself grow hard beneath you.

"you know what would --"

"don't, eren," you warn, but he can tell you're turned on, too.

he can feel the heat of your pussy against him through the thin cotton of your underwear and he can see the way your breathing is starting to pick up when his cock throbs against you.

"let me put it in," he whispers against your neck, feeling you shiver against him when he brings his hands down on your thighs.

you say nothing as eren's hands drag up the bottom hem of your skirt -- you even shift your hips to let him pull it up around your waist. he leans back in his seat and smiles at the view -- the thick bulge of his cock in his slacks nestled between the cheeks of your ass. with a groan, he grabs a handful of your ass as he throws his head back over his seat.

before he can even ask, you're sliding your hips along his length and softly gasping -- hands clutching tight around the edge of the desk.

"only -- only if it helps you focus," you say, breathless, and eren loves that you're still committing to this little charade.

he shifts his hands down into his lap, unbuckling his belt, then his button, then his zipper -- before pulling his cock out of his slacks. the tip is already dripping precum, so he smears it across the head before tapping his length against your ass.

"yeah, i'll focus," he grunts, and he's so clouded with lust that the only thing he can focus on is the way you reach your hand between your legs and slide your underwear to the side, revealing your glistening cunt for him.

"shit," he hisses, helping guide your hips up with one hand while he holds his cock with the other. "you're really wet."

"i was reading," you explain, and you seem embarrassed.

"reading what?"

"stories."

he smiles, brushing the head of his cock through your folds before lining it up with your entrance. he helps guide you back down into his lap, watching your pussy swallow every inch of his cock until you're fully seated.

eren holds you tight against him, clenching his eyes shut as he feels your warm, wet walls surrounding his cock. as he starts to lift you up -- eager to have you bouncing in his lap -- you reach down with both hands to grab tightly around his wrists.

"you said you had to work," you remind him and he groans.

"i'll work better if i can fuck you first."

"no, finish work first."

there's an edge of finality in your tone that has eren's cock throbbing inside of you. you want him to work -- like this?

eren's never been more motivated in his life.

he rests his chin on your shoulder before returning his hands to his computer, and he gets to work while you look back down at your phone and continue reading your little stories.

whatever you're reading, it's making you pulse and squirm around his cock, making eren's vision go blurry and his head grow hazy. even without moving, you're making a mess of his cock -- eren can feel your wetness soaking him and it's making his heart race as he imagines how fucking wet you'll sound when he moves.

"what are you reading?" he grunts, cock throbbing as he feels you squeeze around him. "you're getting so horny."

you whine in embarrassment and just squeeze even tighter -- eren has to press his lips into your shoulder to muffle his moan.

"i'm reading fanfiction," you explain and eren peeks over your shoulder to look down at your phone. "it's about an anime that i really like."

"nerd," he scoffs, but he kisses your neck in between his chuckles. "keep reading it -- it feels fucking good."

you drop your head back down to look at your phone and eren wills himself to focus on the powerpoint on his screen. he tries to slap together a semi-passable presentation as quickly as he can -- he starting to feel lightheaded from how much blood is pumping to his cock.

you start rocking gently in his lap and eren sees stars shoot into his vision. both of you start to breathe heavier and eren genuinely tries to focus on typing an email to oluo as you snake your hand between your legs.

"'s not fair," he grunts, sweat beading his hairline. you clench impossibly tighter around his cock with a moan as your fingers start to work tight circles into your clit.

"faster, eren," you say -- in that same whiny pitch you use when he's fucking you -- and eren sucks in a harsh breath.

he abandons the email, shifting his hands to your hips as he reclines back in his seat. he squeezes you tight, lifting you up and then slamming you back down on his cock.

"holy fuck," he hisses, watching the creamy white mess you've made around the base of his cock. with a throaty groan, he throws his head back, fucking you down onto him as his hips buck up to meet yours.

"eren," you whimper, one hand gripping the edge of the desk to stabilize yourself while the other works on your clit. "i'm close -- i'm really close."

he grunts in response, eyes rolling back into his head as he feels you tighten around him. your pussy sounds so wet and messy, squelching around every thrust of his cock and tightening as you near your peak. eren starts to pick up his pace as he feels his gut tightening, breathing hard while his legs tremble beneath you.

"i'm gonna fucking cum," he moans, reclining further back so he can look back down at you bouncing on his cock. the lips of your cunt drag along his length with every thrust, coating him in your creamy white arousal and -- fuck -- he can't think of anything except how badly he needs to fill your pretty pussy up.

with a stuttered gasp, you curl forward onto the desk, pressing into his keyboard with your chest as you pulse around his length. eren groans, watching you tighten around him and he can't help but bury his cock into you -- pushing his hips tight against your ass until there's no space between the two of you.

he chokes out your name when he cums, feeling hot spurts of cum coating the walls of your cunt as you squeeze squeeze squeeze around his cock. he feels like your pussy is sucking him dry -- like you're just as needy to have his cum as he is to see you filled with it.

when his toes uncurl and his balls stop pulsing, he relaxes back down into his seat with a satisfied sigh. eren shifts his grip from your hips to your ass, pulling you open to watch the creamy mixture of the two of you leak around the sides of his cock.

he shivers when he watches you sit up off of his length, cum slipping down your thigh before you slide your panties over to cover yourself. reaching between your legs, you wipe off the mess with your finger, turning around to face eren as you suck it clean.

"holy shit," he groans, stuffing himself back into his underwear and redoing his pants as you giggle.

as you're shuffling your skirt back down over your hips, you ask, "are you done yet?"

"just have to finish this email."

you step aside, perching on the edge of his desk as eren rolls forward to finish his email -- but it's gone.

"oh, shit," he hisses, clicking into his Sent folder to find his message to oluo.

hey oluo, please see attached for the presentation for berg newspaper tomorrow. can you please look at klndf,kmd vza,dman ,mc lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

"oh, shit," he repeats, frowning at the screen. "i forgot to attach the file."

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nightgoodomens · 2 months

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Ok so…

I will share my theory based on what we’ve seen but this is a personal take so as always proceed with caution or just don’t read if you’re not a fan of such discussions etc etc. I am reserving my right to change my mind, lol, but at the moment based on what I’ve seen this is my guess:

We have;

1. Michael ensures he looks like this ☹️ on every pic with AL unless David is in close proximity.

2. Suddenly the paid for photoshoot happened and that’s when I started to think the ending is coming. GT was “employed” as the PR, the whole wives things was introduced to have a famous surname promote AL, it felt like trying to establish AL on her own - she becomes a model, doesn’t need Michael, they can separate.

3. At the same time a lot of MS/DT content started happening.

4. They started pushing the narrative that they’re one big happy family - nobody is at fault when information about any break up or anything else leaks to the media.

5. AL was part of pushing the narrative. She thought she will be established on her own in return.

6. But a couple of months later reality knocked on the door. Nobody called.

7. And so AL goes from “I’m a strong woman who needs no man” back to “mine mine mine” regarding Michael.

8. The problem is… she wasn’t the only project in place.

9. While she was meant to be getting a career, they were setting the scene that Michael is David’s boyfriend/husband and accepted by GT. Fairy light pic, Macbeth, Lapland, the boyfriend, the husband, etc. And two big things were meant to be next - BAFTAs and The Way.

10. And I feel like… perhaps the idea was for MS and AL to be separated by now. Or Michael is done.

11. AL was excluded from BAFTA’s sketch. It wouldn’t be a problem if GT wasn’t part of it either but she was. AL clearly was bothered judging by going all patronising on a fan and going “mine mine mine” again.

12. AL was excluded from The Way. Michael’s directorial debut. She desperately highlighted the second she was in it and actually went all :( to the fan about it which makes me wonder whether she thought there will be more of her. Maybe there was meant to be…

To add fuel to the fire - GT was in it. And in quite a scene…

12. Uhhhh. What is there to say about The Way that we didn’t already say? Can it be any more blatant? GT in a scene in Michael’s show where the highlight is two men sharing a heartwarming intimate moment with GT watching giving a metaphorical thumb up?

13. And here we are today with GT joking on Instagram that Michael would message her something suggesting he’s jealous of her being married to David and just being mates with Anna.

14. This could possibly be the beginning of establishing MS/AL as friends only but I’m not sure if that’s it yet.

15. Wait and see I guess!

#NightGoodOmens talks PR #NightGoodOmens talks Michael and David

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voltrixz · 6 days

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heyg (hold out microphone) i want your hank jimble thoughts (if u have any)

(equivalent exchange or some shit i dunnoe i cant read)

ok tough one actually. Sorta. My mind is like zero-d in on Phobos And auditor all the time but every now and then hank is in there so hm..

I guess first point is I like to think that hank is just some guy. I think you mentioned how it’s interesting to see people give hank a backstory that explains more of their deal but you prefer that he’s just some guy. Which yeah 100% agree with that. Just some guy who made one implsuive move and got into this big mess and now has to live up to the huge name they ended up making for themselves. Like they had interests and stuff before but a lot of that gets overshadowed by the violent tendencies they have now. And I like to think hank still does have those interests but isn’t as engrossed in them as he gives in further and further into the violent habits they;ve developed. Just further leaning into that sort of thing, because it’s what people expect of him and it’s what they need in order to survive out here.

And also I like to think the sq crew (doc, Deimos and Sanford) is what kinda reminds him of simpler times. Like sorta reminding him of their own humanity again? Like that connection. I do think there is some apathy towards Sanford and Deimos but he does deep down care for them. He just has a lot of trouble showing that. And they know that how they act sometimes scares off the 2 so they don’t bother often. And with doc it’s different, because no matter what Doc is never afraid of him. Doc knows how dangerous he is and he’s seen how bad they can get but still doesn’t run off. There’s a certain trust between the 2 that in a way almsot scares or I guess more confuses Hank because he isn’t used to people keeping calm around him.

Uhhhh idk if this is even coherent, I’m just kinda speaking like right off my tongue here. Idk hank is just some guy who got into this mess, realized that the role had to play suited him well despite the nobody he was before, and jsut stuck to it. Not exactly happy about it but not exactly distressed about it. Just meh. A guy just rolling with what he’s got I guess (But shit is definitely hitting the fan for them later)

I have no idea what I’m saying acutally but yeah from the top of my head that’s what I got

#I’m not sure if I worded this exactly corerectly ??#but eh #ask

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itzgarrehandro · 11 months

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My experience with Duncan Burden (Puppiez0)

(WARNING: What you're about to read contains sensitive subjects such as grooming, CP, and... IDK, "coomer" stuff IG?)

...I think it's time I come out and say this

I was a victim of grooming (and as you could probably tell that's not fun. At all)

You're probably wondering "who did this, and what did they do?"

You ask, I'll tell: The person in question goes by the username "Puppiez0", or his real name "Duncan Burden" (or "McNinja", whatever the hell you wanna call him), who has recently been caught in 4K for drawing NSFW out of a 15 year old (but I'm not gonna bore you to death with that info)

It all started back in 2015 when I was invited to a Skype group chat with him (don't remember alot), but we didn't really get close until I'd eventually join some online community known as the Powerhouse of Entertainment

But by 2017... That's when real shit dropped, he'd go on to start some shit called "POE After Dark" and, lo and behold, he went on to draw, let's see, uhhhh... Lucoa (from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid) with her breasts out and added me "playing with myself" in the background

Which, at first, I kinda didn't mind nor think it'd be bad at first. But eventually when time went on, and he got cancelled... I was not ok with this. And you're wondering "how old was Duncan at the time he drew this?"

He was 17, and I was like 13-going-on-14 when he did this, so... I was a minor (and THAT'S technically grooming)

At first, I thought it wouldn't be THAT bad when he drew it, but as time went on and eventually he'd get cancelled, it just... eugh, disgusts me. To think how this shit just slipped through my fingers all those years, and nobody speaks up about this until now

Not to mention, he'd also ask for money from some of my friends (and some others) for pictures that they didn't even commission for... Just because he lost his job

...Really??? Are you THAT lazy to do a job search on Indeed? Whatever job you get, I'm sure they'd pay much more hourly than everyone else, you could've been spending all that time looking for a job, working and getting paid and all that stuff, as long as your bills are paid and as long as food is in your fridge, but NOOOO, you spend it BEGGING

...I think that's all I have to say, in the meantime, I recommend reading this for further context:

I know this post was rather... long, or however to put it, but I needed to be more open and let this all out of my system. Apologies if this came off as rather half assed, tried to explain this out of memory or sumn like that. Thanks for reading this

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flame-cat · 1 year

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okay kim stans, now that I have your attention I'm dropping a fic idea that I'll never ever make. free to a good home. kisses kisses kisses <3

kind of smashing together a bunch of little ideas I've shown off and also kept in my brain privately for fun-having reasons. it's kind of just my dissertation on why kim is absolutely pathetic when you take down his walls. he's a tin soldier. nothing but thin walls and hollow insides. <- OUGH THATS GOOD USING THAT AT SOME POINT

so basically vague handwavey idea that I think its some time into like, the point a lot of the meta-fandom narrative has gotten to, some time down the line after a lot of the initial Mess post-martinaise smooths out into something that looks normalish, or at least isn't an immediate crisis. harry is on a sober streak, [the Hetero-Sexual Life Partners are at the very least not constantly trying to kill each other (kim has had a Talk with Jean, who is mostly just privately seething and malding now and feeling incredibly sorry for himself). ] <OR> [there was an Incident where Jean got really REALLY sorry for himself and made a whole fucking scene and basically tried to kill himself, heavily based on a fic i read (called Trigger Warning) it kinda woobifies jean a bit but other than that its soooo fucking good but tl;dr the jobwives have made up and ] kim and jean are kind of both Harry's partner in ways? jean is still a satellite officer but a lot of times he gets paired up with Harry and kim and they're kind of the nightmare blunt rotation right now.

soooo again handwaves somehow one of the old cases Kim's partner left behind that was left cold picks up a lead again out of the blue and Kim is. well. he's normally a workaholic but this is intense even for him. like Jesus. nobody at the 41st has seen him like this. he doesn't sleep for days on end. (maybe he picks up speed? from jean? he considers doing it in-game to improve his Performance so I don't think thats above him).

anyway rock meet hard place Harry finally gets the poor sod to take a god damn break and go home, he and jean can sort out his disaster area of a desk and cover for him. Kim obliges, goes home and- OH SHIT WHO IS THAT! uhhh its all very vague in my head here but tl;dr Kim gets jumped maybe? nd this was all some sort of like. Ploy? to uhh . idk I think maybe the moralintern is involved in ways. but uh eyes is alive and was an espionage and faked his death and is now like. idrk yet if He stabbed Kim or what, or why its all even. happening in the first place. and tbh its not important to me cause I'm never gonna write it, I don't plan to its just something to play with at night to fall asleep.

important bit is now Kim is Leaking Everywhere and well. doesn't exactly have time to call gotlieb. so. he stitches himself up (NOT THAT WELL) and trudges back to the precinct to report to pryce. understandably people are freaked out by the Blood and stuff. harry comes with Kim to the briefing. shit gets Revealed. Kim dissociate. harry is like uhhhh okay well his home isn't safe anymore. jean can he crash on your couch can you drive us there while I sit in the back with him. and jean is like. fuck. okay. and yeah Kim kinda comes back into it on the ride there, has a Teensy Weensy (HUGEBADMASSIVE) panic attack, eventually calms down enough to clamber out of the car and. jeans apartment is 4 floors up and there's no elevator. hell on earth. Kim refuses to be helped up but 2 floors up he trips and let's jean help him, then they get to the top and Kim is like. Jean. and jean is like what- ohgodyoureunconsciousnowokayharryopenthedoor. and uhhh the rest is pure self indulgent "the boys nurse him back to health mwah" but way messier obvs. like fully "ok I have to take out the stitches you did and restitch you, throw back this glass of whiskey and try not to vomit on me. oh well he passed out. at least he's not feeling it?" and yeah.

anyway there's a Conversation between jean and harry at one point because the through line here is that harry is trying to keep his Boys safe but he doesn't know how they can keep doing This *gestures to the cop thing* and so jean is like okay well are we gonna work the case without him orrrrr and harry is like I am NOT moving a MUSCLE until Kim is 100% okay. he stayed with me for 2 days after I got shot. and jean is like okay bye- and harry is like no listen. I don't. we are killing ourselves here. and jean is like yeah? point? and harry is like maybe we. shouldn't. and they have a whole argument about it but that wakes up Kim who eats shit trying to get up and they both like rush in to make sure he didn't fuck up the new stitches or bust his head open right, and Kim is like. okay conflict resolution time. refuses to back down until everything is explained in detail to him even if he's still loopy. anddddd tl;dr Kim agrees with harry and idk what happens next but there u go

#in the life #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #im not tagging anyone or anything else #my art #so deeply embarrassed by this self indulgent tripe but #hngh. maybe someone else will like it enough to give it a good home

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destinyroundabout · 25 days

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Chapter 1: ACT I

"Her fall"

Allison: ...?

Allison had just woken up. She found herself on a pile of orange and yellow leaves. They were weak and did a pretty bad job at breaking her fall.

Allison: ...Wait...I fell, didn't I? Jeez, how am I alive? (Sigh), Why did I think exploring a cave on a tall mountain would be a good idea?

She got up, still in slight pain from the fall. She brushed off the leaved off her clothes and started looking around.

Allison: HELLO? ANYONE THERE?...Ugh, of course not. Who would be in down here anywa-

Suddenly, she heard garbage noises bear her.

Allison: ...That's not foreboding at all. Well, not like I have anywhere else to go

She went into the next room, there in the centred was a strange man dressed in black.

Allison: Uhhh...Hey.

The man turned his face to Allison...or lack thereof. His face was completely blank, with only a single horn on one side of his face and a strange beard to distinguish him. Allison felt like she was dreaming...or more accurately, having a nightmare.

Allison: OH GOD. Are...you ok? Who are you?

???: MY NAME? IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE HAD A NAME...HM...CALL ME WINGS.

Allison: Hey wings...so, this is the infamous mount ebott huh?

Wings: INDEED. IT'S FLOODING WITH MONSTERS BOTH KIND AND CRUEL.

Allison: Wait- MONSTERS?!

Wings: HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THE RUMOURS CHILD? THE GREAT HUMAN AND MONSTER WAR? HOW HUMANS TRAPPED MONSTERS IN THE UNDERGROUND?

Allison: ...nope.

???: WOW! You must be more STUPID than I thought!

Suddenly, a new voice spoke. A high-pitched raspy voice.

???: HEY! WATCH IT NARRATOR!

Allison: W-WHO WAS THAT?!

Wings: I TRULY APOLOGISE. MY FRIEND HERE APPEARS TO HAVE FORGOT HIS MANNERS!

A grey flower suddenly appeared on Wings' hand.

???: I'm sorry, but if she doesn't know basics monster history 101, then she ain't gonna survive a day here Wings.

Allison: ...cute flower!

Dings: ...Ahem, anyways, call me Dings. I'm Wings' best friend. You're new here, so we gotta teach you the ropes. What do ya say Wings?

Wings: AN EXCELLENT IDEA DINGS! CONSIDER THIS HUMAN, A TUTORIAL IN COMBAT!

Allison: The name's Allison by the way.

Dings: Yeah yeah, Now.

❤️

[BATTLE MODE INITIATED]

Allison: Woah, this is...cool!

Dings: Now, see that shiny read heart over there?

Wings: THAT IS YOUR SOUL, THE VERY CULMINATION OF YOUR BEING. A HUMAN SOUL IS A POWERFUL TOOL TO A MONSTER, SO A HANDFUL OF UNFRIENDLY FOES WILL ATTEMPT TO SNATCH IT FOR THEMSELVES!

Allison: ...lovely.

Dings: Don't worry, all you gotta do is not get hit by the bullets.

Allison: What bu-

Dings: THINK FAST

A wave of pellets rapidly target Allison's soul.

Allison: OH SH-

Allison barely dodges.

Dings: BAHAHAHAHAHA. OH, THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!

Wings: DINGS! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO AID HER, NOT SHATTER HER SOUL!

Dings: Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Good reflexes though kid!

Allison: YA DON'T SAY....hey what's "LV"

Wings: I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! LV STANDS FO-

Dings: You'll figure it out later.

Wings: ...

Dings: What? Nobody wants to hear you nerd out Wings.

Allison: So...is there anything else I should know?

Dings: Uhhhh...

Small footsteps can be heard approaching the room.

Dings: Oop- That's our cue.

Wings: WE SHALL MEET AGAIN SOON, DEAR ALLISON. BEST OF LUCK!

The duo dissappear into the shadows.

Allison: WAIT-...Welp.

???: huh. I thought I heard 3 humans. must be hearin things.

A short skeleton wearing a purple bathrobe entered the room.

sans: sup

END OF ACT I

#undertale: destiny roundabout

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getallemeralds · 11 months

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ok heck it uhhh stickmolus

(this is still one of my fav drawings for it. the guuuyyyys)

it is! a Henry Stickmin au! taking place in our Limoliverse setting, which is the catch-all name for.. several stories we haven't made any content of except character designs and incoherent tumblr posts. um. hm. WELL the part that matters is that everybody is aliens!

it's a very loose adaption of the whole series, except with the twist being that henry is jumping between routes willy-nilly and potentially even creating brand new ones as he goes thanks to breaking things in unexpected ways. you know how it is with spaghetti. also there's a lot of background worldbuilding that we are very bad at actually implementing

(also it has an askblog! @stickmolus is in a weird limbo state on account of the exhaustion and my difficulty to keep up an ongoing interactive project, but its fun to read and i still think about picking it back up. i want to so bad. i am my own worst enemy)

quick hits:

Henry is.. something! nobody knows what his species is, including himself. he just straight up spawned one day and immediately began doing crime. this immediately got the attention of the CCC, especially once he started pulling out every power and item out of his back pocket and launching between timelines at random.

everyone's response to him is some form of panic on account of him being an Unauthorized Fucking Thing. speaks english but also writes in minecraft galactic and can make nether portal noises. he's not mute but there's a pretty big language barrier he's trying to work around and when he is able to talk to people he's pretty sparse with words. his head is weirdly shaped and i admire max's ability to actually Make A Whole Ass Sculpture Of This Guy oh my god i just looked over at my shelf and got emotional

i did animation memes with all 3 of triple threat and henry's is RENARD!

Charles is a pilot for the Limolian military and is certified in both air and space travel! good for him. he's a limolus, which is kinda the "mascot species" for the setting seeing as its. named after them. they've got your basic run-of-the-mill psychic powers tropes and are heavily inspired by Giegue from the Mother series! i could talk about them for a very long time. LET'S TALK ABOUT CHARLES.

charles was stationed on earth for a while and as a result is considered kinda Weird because he picked up a lot of earth culture stuff. he's fluent in both english and lilio so he's henry's translator, although his translation is pretty loose and skips details and basically he is not reliable no matter how hard he tries. i love him

his animation meme is BAM BAM! and it was really really fun to make. i love drawing charles i love thinking abt charles he is My Boy

ELLIE oh my god this drawing doesnt have her tattoos. what the hell. ellie is ALSO a limolus! they can be colours besides red its just that ellie and charles are both red. anyway. she's very good at telekinesis because canon ellie already uses the force, so that's her solution to most problems. her relationship with henry is a bit rockier from the get-go due to a communication barrier on Several Levels, but theyre able to get along! ..in some routes. oops.

uhhhh she's actually got some pretty intense backstory that hasnt come up yet because Ellie Has Not Appeared On The Blog At All for the love of god why did i pick the order i did its gonna be FOREVER until we see ellie AUGH. but she got locked up in the wall for some Pretty Serious Crimes (like uh. treason?) and even in timelines where she joins up with charles there's some friction because of that.

her animation meme is Wolf in Frenzy which is probably the best one ive made so far ngl

Reginald's anatomy is terrible and i hate drawing him. also he's a musae, which are very long/tall and very venomous. the toppats overall are a ragtag group of people of various species and various backgrounds, in stark contrast to the govt which is like 90% limoli. also he's a pathetic noodle of a man but that doesn't stop him from being a tricky bastard

i didn't animate him but he shows up in RENARD for like 5 seconds if that counts

uuhhhh also i have a "#stickmolus au" tag. which is probably pretty incoherent. im tired

#leo chirps #ell.txt #long post #stickmolus au #limoliverse

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konoa-t · 6 months

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was surfing the wooooorld wiiiide weeeeebbbbb and i think i found the posts you saw that got you nervous about ao3. rest assured, i wouldn't worry about them. while their intentions are good, a lot of them are made by self-proclaimed hatebloggers that create discourse for fun and i would not trust. in good faith.

uhhhh i typed up a post on this but then i realized i was too coward to post it so. i am SO sorry for what i am about to paste here.

"i recently realized that the recent ao3 donation drive marked the return of a whole bunch of discourse. i usually wouldn't say anything about it, especially since this has been a thing for years, but i noticed that one of my mutuals was confused about the subject and thus decided to type up a little something, especially since a few of the people i've seen saying ao3 should die are hyper-purist hatebloggers that create discourse for fun and harass genuinely confused anons that come their way.

you are not a bad person for having an ao3 account or supporting ao3. for starters, nobody is making any money off you simply reading or posting fic.

as for donations, they're relatively public about what they do with the money they earn, and it's not going to anything particularly bad. there's always the possibility that you don't personally agree with them making a donation drive right now or don't want to support their policies, which is fair. you can always choose not to donate. that doesn't mean you should harass people who did donate to this mostly inoffensive thing, or worse, people that didn't even donate and simply enjoy reading/writing fanfiction on the site.

yeah, there's a bunch of really nasty stuff on there that probably shouldn't be. it's really bad. but i don't think moderation is as easy as you're making it out to be. for starters, do you realize how incredibly small the team moderating this site is? how overwhelmed these incredibly puny servers would be by something like this? and that's not even addressing the fact that morality in fiction is completely subjective. i personally have things i consider right and wrong, but my "right and wrong" probably differ from yours. reaching a consensus on what is "right and wrong" on ao3 is basically impossible, even with what the most fervent of ao3 haters envision as "perfect" moderation. that's not to say that something shouldn't be done about the genuine moderation problems the site has, but this simply isn't it. it's ok not to agree with some of the things the site does and it's ok to hate some of the works on it. but it's not great to claim that people who support ao3 are horrible and automatically support horrible content."

Hey thanks for this! /pos

I don't know why people are so keen on creating problems. It's one thing to warn others about unsavory material (and to discourage users from engaging with it), but it's a whole other thing to throw the baby out with the bathwater and say the site, as well as every user on it, is problematic. Moral crusades are NOT the answer. Also I didn't think that there was anything inherently bad with Ao3, which is why it confused me so much. I just thought it was a cool place to post fanfics tbh. Glad to see it's not something to worry about!

#konoa answers #That was a good post u made #PSA: You can be an advocate. Just don't be a zealot

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plushiehamuko · 1 year

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"When you get this, you have to answer 5 things you like about yourself publicly!"

HELLO HELLO umm my friend @kazuichikazuichi tagged me for this game and as yall may have noticed by now i usually forget to respond to tag games and they get lost in the void of my notifs BUT THIS TIME I AM ACTUALLY PARTICIPATING so yay me

i like the kind of people i attract in my life, especially recently. i am not the type of person to be very popular or make friends easily and i never have been, but the people i do end up befriending are really good people, and it makes me think i'm doing something right. (looking at you friends i made here bc wtf i love you guys sm)

i like that i'm good at math!! i've always loved and been good at math - i took 10 different math classes in high school, and i pretty much exhausted the math curriculum while getting an A+ in all of those classes along the way. i love calculus and statistics so much (even tho i gripe about them all the time), and i'm grateful to have such a natural ability for them.

i'd like to think i am a pretty funny person - on my discord server with me and my close friends, half of the messages on the starboard are just my messages which obvs shows how hilarious and iconic i am. jajkjjfdjfdfd ok obvs i am exaggerating there but in all seriousness i like my sense of humor!!

i like how far i've come in accepting myself in the past couple of years. UHHHH SORRY IN ADVANCE THIS ONE MIGHT GET MORE SERIOUS THAN I AM INTENDING BUT. i'm new enough to tumblr that nobody here has really seen the way i used to be just a couple of years ago (and honestly thank god for that) - closeted to everyone including myself, insecure, and not good at standing up for myself. but i've come a long way, i've accepted my queerness in terms of both my lesbianism and my aroaceness, i've learned to establish boundaries and stand by them, and i've learned to be confident in the way i am. at the end of senior year i gave a speech about the progress i've made about my self acceptance at my graduation and that is one of my proudest moments :)

i like my own ambition. i've always been someone with big dreams and goals, and i've always been someone who works hard to achieve them. i am currently attending a university that's pretty prestigious for my major that i worked my ass off to get into, and i'm really proud of myself for achieving that, and i know i'm gonna continue to work hard to achieve the rest of my goals during and after college.

sorry this is so long waughgughgh i seriously don't know how to shut up so sorry if you read all this UMM ANYWAYS. i always feel awkward tagging people in these things but if you are reading this and need some positivity then consider yourself TAGGED and feel free to say i tagged you :)) <3

#squishy talks too much #<- my textpost tag is so accurate i seriously do talk too much #*dies of embarrassment*

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ceaselessbasher · 8 months

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My thoughts of how the universe of the Star Wars sequels would make sense go from mild to spicy to extra spicy and I'm very often thinking about the last one.

Mild: The main three should've continued being the main three, not Rey and the other two guys. Finn should've gotten a satisfying arc, maybe with some Jedi stuff, and Poe should've been a whole new character like he started out being, not Han Solo 2.0. Rey should've been a child of nobodies from nowhere. Fine, I'll let you keep your bitchass Luke that barely makes sense.

Spicy: Finn should've absolutely gotten a Jedi arc, in his own way. Absolutely no weird, poorly written Re*y*lo allowed. What the fuck was that. I wish I had more to say about Poe but his Han-Solo-fication sucked away so much character that I can't say what I want developed, but something sure should've been developed. If you even try, try, to look at my specialest boy, who looked at his father in his worst moments and said he believed there was still good at him, if you go anywhere near him with your "one thing went wrong and he panicked and ran", I will destroy you.

Extra spicy: ok so the "real" sequels want a world where the generational trauma is never broken and I say fuuuuck you to that. We're taking this by pieces and then putting them all together. Starting with this one thing I read once in a fic and is now canon in my heart, Boba adopts Finn from a young age. How?, you ask. By intercepting an early-stages First Order child-kidnap-inator, please save your questions for the end. Give me a Finn that trades stormtrooper armor for first-rate inherited Mandalorian armor. Give me Finn Fett with both a lightsaber and several other types of weapons on his belt.

Okay okay next step. Rey? No, I'll fucking get there when I get there. Kylo. But he's not Kylo, obviously. This is a Ben Solo that went to Jedi school with a Luke that makes sense. So is he an amazing and kind Jedi? Of course not. The fact that this boy has problems doesn't have to change. But again, this is not a boy that was taught by the old ways, Luke is not Yoda or (sorry king) Obi Wan who ignore red flags left and right (WE ARE BREAKING THE GODDAMN GENERATIONAL TRAUMA). Being a Luke that makes sense means that he is also a Luke that doesn't shun Grogu for loving his dad. So this is also a Ben who gets to interact with Mandalorian culture, not just Jedi culture, who has a chance to compare and contrast both and realize that he is not made for the one his family tradition dictates. He has a different sort of temper and passion that never mix well with the Force and that Jedi's have been historically shit at training. But not Mandalorians. That shit flies wonders with them. Yes, you've guessed it, Mando Ben, for me fixing the sequels is also the mandorification of the sequels. But I have to clarify that he is not a Jedi-Mando like Finn, he breaks away from that fully, and he can keep the black palette and maybe a similar helmet because that would be funny in a fourth-wall, sequel redo way.

And now, Rey. I don't have a lot to say about Rey because, again, she's a nobody, and I say this with a lot of affection and with a kiss on the forehead. And also, because taking away the layers of bullshit, it become what it appeared to be at first. She was born in the middle of nowhere, the cruelty of the First Order left her orphaned, and she had to fend off for herself for a while until her Force-sensitiveness got her involved in Plot. That's it. Also if they want Din and Luke can adopt her.

And for your final question, uhhhh what's the conflict now? That's super fucking easy, it's what it always is, it's imperialism. You think those bastards are not there just cause Kylo, Lord Emo Boy Puppet, isn't there?

#it's fun to realize sometimes that you don't have to wait for someone to ask you for your opinion on X #you can just pull up your soap box and start talking #(and talk i fucking did whoops)#sw #star wars #star wars sequel trilogy #rey #rey nobody #finn #fn 2187 #ben solo #poe dameron #kylo ren #luke skywalker #boba fett

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hergan416 · 1 year

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AO3 (Reader) Wrapped

Hahaha haha weeeellll

"hergan416, this year you read 225 fics, and you visited them 1,912 times."

(OK this is overblown. The tabs may have been opened this many times or registered as a new hit that many times sure. But I really doubt it was ACTUALLY that many times.)

"That's 5,113,734 words of literature! Jesus."

Wait. Does it track how often I read my own fics? Is that part of it? Look I wrote them for a reason ok.?

Ok, that honestly doesn't surprise me. @nenya85 updates regularly and it was very good.

"These are the characters that showed up the most.

1-Kaiba Seto

2- Kaiba Mokuba

3- Yami Yugi | Atem

4- Vinsmoke Sanji

5- Rotonda Zoro"

Again, I'm a Kaiba stan and a prideshipping fiend. Not much to learn here other than Sanji is my go-to angst-in-the-middle-of-the-night character. Zoro isn't even my primary ship for him it's just easiest to find 🤦‍♂️

Ok. Nobody? I read more genfic than ship fic? Really???

And uhhhh here we go lmao

Angel icon for anal sex is great.

Also, how the hell are my top two tags pridesipping and anal sex and yet no relationships is my top ship??? lmao

#ao3 wrapped #reader wrapped #2022 ao3 reader wrapped #not id'd #i got lazy and didnt type everything

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lostonehero · 11 months

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It's pride time

YouTube Micheal, let's gooooo

Micheal smiles again. He doesn't understand why his Uncle Henry wants him to stream today. He hasn't since they talked. But the man seemed excited and happy and had a surprise, so he had to surprise his audience too.

He was also told to dress up in casual clothes, something fun and happy. It's kind of hard to do when you're a living corpse. He cringed wearing the shorts and t-shirt Henry got him. Even people with severe eating disorders aren't this skinny, so Henry also had to get him a custom belt. Micheal isn't one to show off skin, not anymore, at least.

The shirt was a little too baggy and hung on his skeletonal frame like a curtain. He grimaced, turning on the camera. "Hey everyone, I know surprised livestream, actually at Uncle Henry's, I mean our place, I guess. But yeah, I know I'm wearing casual clothes, well summer clothes." He scratches the back of his head nervously. "I can't actually see chat right now, so I don't know what's going on, but Henry got something planned."

He hums, taking the camera deeper inside. "Forgive the mess. we just finished the new bathroom, and we are putting stuff inside." It's barely a few cardboard boxes stacked neatly together. "Anyway, it should be right through here"

A bright flash and then confetti and glitter fall all over Micheal. A rainbow sign flutters with the ceiling fan reading. "Happy Pride, Micheal." It's raining men is playing in the background.

"Happy June pride, Micheal. I guess since your father wouldn't have approved... actually, I have no idea if he was fine with this or not, but it is not important. You deserve Pride with family who support you."

"Uncle Henry..." Micheal places the camera down crooked so it catches Micheal tackling the old man in a hug. "I love it, but I'm not that type of gay. I'm more of what you would call a Halloween gay. Not to say I don't like the rainbows. Henry, you're the best."

Henry chuckles. "If you weren't dead, I would say you need to put meat on those bones, but I'm glad to see you happy. Now come on, I have activities for your fans."

Micheal smiles, pulling the stitching in his lips. "You're gonna make me bust a seam." He looks like he could cry if he had working tear ducts.

Henry pulls a chair and fixes the camera. "You're going to educate this old man on the queer culture."

Micheal nods. "Ok ok only because the livestream needs to be longer than 10 minutes, and more so you did all this." He pauses seeing Henry already set up his chat in the corner. "You lying old man you already set up my chat?"

"I'm very handy with electronics, Micheal. Now, now, no more stalling. Let's get to questions." Henry smiles watching Micheal read chat.

Micheal shakes his head and leans back. "Alright, Uncle Henry, go ahead."

"Ok, first question, when did you know?"

Micheal smiles. "Ah, don't hate me for this, Charlie, your daughter when we were kids. I was what 9, or 10. She gave me my first kiss and told me that we were going to end up together. You know, kid stuff like playing house or whatever. I realized that oh no, I don't want to be with a girl... granted, I didn't really understand that feeling until I got older, but that was the start." He stops. "Ah wait sorry I didn't mean to make you cry."

"Happy tears, Micheal, happy tears. Ok ok next one. This one was requested by a fan."

"Mmh? You talked to my fans? Didn't really know I had that many you could ask."

"Micheal, don't be modest. Ok, what kind of guys are you into?"

"Uhhhh huh, I mean I haven't been able to do much, but my preference, but I like guys as tall as me and muscular hairy or not. I'm not picky... maybe I am, I am like 6ft2in." He pauses. "Alright, Uncle Henry, I have one for you before you continue." He sees chat go wild.

"Ok, go ahead, Micheal." Henry smiles. He looks truly happy, like he's having a family thing that nobody could ever take from him.

"Have you ever kissed a man?" Micheal smiles, it's a softball question, but he didn't want to push his uncle to say or do anything too much.

"I mean a few in college.... oh yeah, after one crazy night in college after I met your father. We went on a drinking bend together, and he wanted to show an American a true British experience of pubs, and well, I don't really recall what happened, neither does him, but we did wake up together and I was wearing his underwear... don't recall how we got back to the dorms to do that."

Micheal takes a breath for his nonexistent lungs. "You had a one night stand with my father?"

"I mean, technically, yeah, huh, we did then sorry Margaret, I guess I did cheat on you once." Henry chuckles. "College was a wild time, oh yeah you never had that experience I'm sorry Micheal."

"Just ask the next question..." Micheal sighs, giving a look even with his white eye and missing eye that says if I could drink to forget I would.

Henry smiles and pats Micheal on the back. "Ok, did you ever have the chance to lose your as the kids would say get your cherry popped?"

Micheal buries his face in his rotten hands. "You're doing this on purpose." He can feel Henry smile as if to say this is punishment for your self punishing behavior, and the fact you found the old animotronics and begged for them to finish you off in a depressive haze 10 years ago. "Yes, I was 17. We had no idea what we were doing. It was messy and uncomfortable, but somehow good. I dunno it was at that carnival that later got condemned like the next season."

"Oh, I remember taking Charlie there a long time ago. Don't know how any of us thought that place was safe." He pulls Micheal back up to sit up straight.

They continue to talk and chatter again, Micheal relaxing, talking about how he came out of the closet, and how he found peace with himself.

By the end, the sky was growing dark out, and Micheal was giggling again.

"Alright, last question for the end of the stream."

"Ok, Uncle Henry, give me your best shot, but it can't be worse than the earlier ones." Micheal smiles.

"What's a GILF? Your chat keeps calling me one." Henry smiles an innocent smile Micheal didn't want to destroy. "Come on, kid, we've both seen things. You can't be embarrassed by this."

Micheal swallows the nonexistant lump in his throat. "I uh wait." He has his finger on end stream. "Before we cut GILF means..." He whispers it in Henry's ear then shuts the stream off.

#micheal afton #henry emily #scooped michael #five nights at freddy's #fnaf

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stomachimage4u · 9 months

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So idk what in doing. Im gonna explain why i need to die. First of all nobody can convince me that i deserve to live because im a waste of space and oxygen. Everyday i wake up and play games or draw. I dont do anything productive such as studying or reading or exercising. Im too lazy to do stuff like that. Im too lazy to even write rn 😭 i wish my mind could write it for me and i wouldnt need my fingers to type. Im so lazy i dont clean my room, but its not like its too messy i just have to fold my clothes and vacuum and organise. Ok nvm my room is messy. I disappoint my mon. Sometimes i just cant bring myself to do the chores i do them from time to time but i sometimes scoff and throw myself in my bed. I dont see myself in the future. Yeah sure i have drawing skillz but can i really turn them into a job?? Nuh uh artists dont get paid a lot and its going to be even more horrible. Jobs for artist could be: commissions but you have to be very popular on social media, i mean its kinda optional but you need a lot of commissions to pay the bills. Another job as an artist could be clout but its almost same as the commissions. There are a lot of jobs, but its not like i can do any of them. They require skillz that i dont have. You could improve but it takes a lot of time. Art is just another hobby and i dont think i would take it to next level. Another reason that i should die?? For i should die?? Fuck english, is that im fucking ugly. I hate my hair because for at least 2 or 3 years i always kept it in a low ponytail because i look uglier with my hair down. I hate myself i wish I wasn’t so self conscious about my hair . I wish i could get a cool haircut without my mom saying something about it. I would still look cringe with a cool haircut cuz people dont really see me with my hair down not even my mom, and if i let my hair down they gonna b like :”omg she finnally let go of the ponytail” or sum like respectfully stfu, youre making me more insecure. I hate my face. I have a lot of pimples on my forehead. I mean its normal to have pimples but it isnt for me. Like what the fuck???? I havent eaten shit like chips and coke in since summer vacation started and my skin still looks horrible. Its true i sometimes forget to do the skin care routine because im lazy. I hate my eyebrowz. They are so fucking thick😭. I wish i should just give them a slimmer shape but my mom says that my eyebrowz are ok. Yeah, no. They arent. I hate my teeth. They are so yellowish because i sometimes forget to brush my teeth and even if i remember to brush them and actually do it, i give out no effort and i just move the brush in my mouth for 30 seconds and then leave. I dont have the BEST hygiene, i do shower two times a week but i dont really brush my hair or my teeth. I hate being a girl. I dont wanna shave but i still have to because i dont look “feminine” or some shit like stfu i dont wanna shave im lazy. In the end i still shave cuz my mom tells me its for the better. So i hate myself so much, i wanna rip my hair off my head and scream loud AAAAA. And if im so ugly, nobody would want me. I need to be pretty to feel loved. I crave some much attention and love nobody understands. I mean, my parents love me right?? Idk they both are at they jobs and come home late and idk if they forget about me or nah. So now, i have the MOST important reason why i should die. Im egoist and narcissist. I only care for myself, i do things for myself, not for others. I imagine or daydream how i would get a lot of attention and that narcissism because uhhhh i read on the internet and ur prolly gonna be like “dont believe whats on the internet” well fuck it i mean it makes sense to be narcissist and imagine getting a lot of attention. Im a bad person, i make people around me disappointed or sad. So yeah, these were all the reasons why i should die. There's one more reason. I'm stupid but I'm not gonna explain everything you get the point.

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