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demigods-posts · 1 month

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it's heart breaking knowing that there is a strong parallel between percy and luke's upbringing. both had distant fathers. both had loving mothers who would do anything to protect them. both grew resentful of the gods even as they embodied the roles of pawns in their game of chess. and yet. luke's story is what blends into the wallpaper. lurks in the background like a descending melody in a thundering chorus. something we aren't made aware of until it's too late.

#pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #luke castellan #pjo parallels #get these boys some joint therapy sessions #okay but seriously #how eerie is that #rick did such an incredible job writing him

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junjou-laina · 7 months

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that one time durante and golbez tried to recruit zero

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #endwalker #zero ffxiv #okay but seriously #why are you dressed like that homie #and what's the deal with the mono eye

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egophiliac · 1 year

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Wait, is Lilia canonically 700? I thought he was thousands of years old. Did I miss something in Chapter 7....

I thought so too! the stuff about his real birthday being lost to time, the way he talks about the planetary alignment thing that only happens every 100 years, and other things like that made me think he was waaaay older than he is. but nope, in 7-26 he says he's just shy of turning 700! (so he's actually like. 699.) his particular type of fae can live to around 1000, but he's running down early because he pushed himself too much when he was younger (and also he plays too many online games) (he was probably not serious about that but c'mon, man, at least use a blue-light filter or something).

meanwhile, Mal is from a much longer-lived race that doesn't even reach adulthood until 1000 (500 is young adult, and 200 is still a little fledgeling dragon baby). Lilia doesn't say exactly how old he is, except that he's developmentally a "little" older than the third-years (so like about 20 in dragon years? ...can Leona sense this. is this part of why he sees Malleus as his Eternal Rival.) which means he's probably somewhere around or just under 500.

...I just realized that, depending on when it happened, this means Lilia might've been, like, mentally a teenager during the flashback of The Time Baby Malleus Almost Killed Everybody. he's just had Dad Instincts his entire life, I guess.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #okay but seriously #if it's only been 699 years how the heck did lilia lose his birthday #how bad was the record-keeping in briar valley back then #...that said i would believe that briar valley was stubbornly using a different calendar system up until a couple hundred years ago #lilia knows he was born on the seventh day of moonfire in the season of ancient dawn under the second star #what does that translate to in the gregorian calendar? who the hell knows #lilia trying to sign up for magicam: why isn't there a dropdown for my patron constellation

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alecvolturiswifeforever · 3 months

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okay wait this isn’t a fic but i wrote this little blurb because i was thinking about this and it made me laugh.

“No! I’m telling you the door opened by itself! Think about all the people you have all chomped down on- oh my god! They’re out to get revenge and they’re targeting me!” You screeched, jumping as a bang sounded from down the corridor. Alec let out an unusually loud laugh. You however, was still very much freaking out.

“What was that? What the fuck was that?” You tried to peer down the dark hallway, your human eyes only doing so much to aid in your search as well as beginning to play tricks on you, causing you to whine. “Alec-“

The genuine fear in the noise stopped his laughter and he opened his arms for you to step into, though he couldn’t help but snort at your next words.

“I’m telling you this place is haunted..!”

“Sweetface, I can promise you it’s not. The castle is old, there are bound to be a few noises.”

“But the door-“

“My love, did you have a window open?”

“uh… I think so…?” Your face flushed a bright red. He sighed in defeat before chuckling, bringing you closer and kissing the crown of your head gently.

“What am I going to do with you?”

#okay but seriously #the castle is totally haunted #as an empath/clairvoyant/whatever you wanna call it i would hate if #alec volturi #alec volturi x reader #alec volturi blurbs

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blastadiamond · 1 year

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i want to complain, but din djarin is truly living his greatest dream right now. the side character! he’s going around straight chilling, redeeming himself and showing off with his cool baby that can jump really high. does it matter that he has the darksaber? apparently not. is he the one on a journey because of the mythosaur? nope. is he aware in any way of the political discourse happening in the core? no fucking way. but was he the one to save that foundling out of the clutches of a beast? you bet your ass he was. it’s everything he’s ever wanted, just to vibe with his son around a bunch of vaguely cool concepts and in a story that is thematically incoherent

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #din djarin #okay but seriously #they don't have a single plan do they

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goo-goober · 6 months

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the neurodivergent urge to kiss and cuddle and hold your friends hand bc the social rules of how we are supposed to show affection are dumb and bad

#neurodivergent #autism #the tism #adhd #audhd #okay but seriously

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xxbvrrikittyxx · 2 months

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I hate when people call me a tiktok therian because i wear gear a lot and make masks and shit, because no, i found the term on reddit back in covid and started questioning with hours of research on multiple social media platforms, and have been a therian for multiple years. there is no such thing as a tiktok therian, stop gatekeeping our community, we are should be one of the most accepting communties. should we not? reminder that all therians are valid