i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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after having an entire hour long conversation with my coworkers about what "degendering" is, and the importance of using trans people's pronouns when you know them- rather than always defaulting to "they/them" no matter what- and still getting "they/them"ed by people I trusted not to fucking do that to me, I have decided that the name and pronouns circle of introductions for new additions to the group will now include the very clearly stated boundary that they do not use "they/them" pronouns for me.
your move, cowards!
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enjoy cub telling hypno on stream that his sculk skin is nothing to worry about, he's just dressed up for halloween, because this has the hysterical implication that cub just went "so i was possessed that one time but i think maybe i should do that again for halloween celebrations. nothing could go wrong." most cubfan thing imaginable really.
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the reason so many modern ‘feminist’/’gay’ retellings of classic stories or mythology are shit is because no-one wants to actually engage with a work on its own terms anymore. nobody wants to actually analyse and dig into the themes of a work they just want to plaster over it with what they consider self serving and ‘trendy.’ so instead of actually ANALYSING what a myth could say about women, or gay people, or society at the time in general, it just gets rewritten again and again to say what the author wants it to say. braindead fucking culture
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also offering this pussy-tingling phrase: “that’s my girl”
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« -...You hope hatred.. might someday replace the pain. But it never goes away. It makes a man hideous inside and out. We both are demons... Our humanity won't return. You. Me. We've no place to run, nowhere to hide.. »
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Had a flashback to šepetaj mi koliko mi hočeš (by @sepetajmikolikomehoces) when I saw this picture and had to draw this (messy) sketch.. Inspo & different versions under the cut 😌
"His eyes are so goddamn blue and Bojan realizes he's hooking his fingers the same way fingers are hooked in the picture, tilting this gorgeous creature's chin upwards. Jealousy flares, sudden and visceral, the thought of someone getting to experience this, look down and see him at their mercy, ready and waiting and..
...him, it could be him.. running the pad of his thumb along that slightly pouty lower lip, pressing, letting him take Bojan into his.."
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Anyone from the HoM crew ever been ‘shloomped’ into the Nomicon? Whether on accident or them purposely opening the book out of curiosity?
(aaaaaaaa ive been agonizing about this ask because) sadly due to Plot Reasons for this au no one had/will have a chance to (so far)! but its such a good idea goddarn (getting schloomped into nomicon is up there with all of them visiting ghost zone!) i might just try to somehow fit that in the main plot xD
you are so freaking big-brained its an amazing idea so i had to sorta doodle it???
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Me: Please let me sleep. I am begging you.
Also Me, shining a light into my face: no Listen LISTEN listen. okay so a cop, a cat burglar, and a vigilante walk into a bar. They’re a crime-fighting polycule made entirely of bisexual disasters. JUST TRUST ME
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Hi, one of the blogs i like reblogged your post. Who the fuck is aglimene and whats his deal with harrow?
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aiglamene is an 80 year old grizzled space war veteran and harrow is her bitchy 17 year old boss who needs to compete in what you could call a Necromancer-and-Body-Guard teamwork competition for ultimate power. the whole competition takes place at “canaan house” where, to put it scientifically, a lot of bullshit goes down
my post was partially based on this line from the second book, where harrow thinks about if she had taken aiglamene instead of a younger person
my post was basically, if she had taken aiglamene, that sensible old no-nonsense woman would’ve prevented at least 90% of the bullshit at canaan house
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