#omg me too- now wait a fuckin minute

[livyjh]

I JUST WANT JOEL SMUT IF YOU WANNA WRITE IT GIVE IT TO ME I WILL EAT IT UP

maybe something rough and angsty but still fluffy...

OMG PLEASE TAKE MY REQUEST

Need You Tonight

Joel Miller x Reader

Rating: EXPLICIT 18+

Word count: 1.8k

Joel Miller Masterlist

A/N: god bless you for putting in a request, I came up with an idea for this one that’ll be angsty, fluffy, smutty, and rough 😮‍💨

Summary: you and Joel nearly get killed by infected as you’re making your way back into the QZ from a run. It’s partially your fault. Joel yells at you, but it’s because he cares. Smut ensues.

Warnings: infected encounter, yelling, unprotected p-in-v sex, reader being referred to as a girl, The Pull-Out Method™️ (let me know if I missed anything)

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“It’s going to take us an hour. We’re losing daylight.” You explain to Joel, fighting with him on whether to take the long way or short way through town to the Boston QZ.

He sighs. “Fine. Go on then.” He throws his arm out to motion for you to continue walking.

You had convinced him to take the short way, knowing if you went the long way, you’d be at a great disadvantage in the dark. Or worse, have to find somewhere to sleep that wasn’t crawling with infected. Yeah, right.

You start walking, facing away from the sun as it slowly reaches the horizon. You turn a corner and are greeted by maybe 10-12 infected, laying around, waiting. You’re able to cover your mouth before you gasp too loud, when Joel sees the street he tugs you away by your backpack.

You look up at him for a long moment. “What do we do?” You barely whisper.

He shakes his head. “We should’ve gone the other way.” He sighs quietly, lowering his volume to the same as yours.

“It’s too late for that now.” You shrug. “We’ll sneak past them.”

He looks at you sternly, “No.”

“Just watch your step.” You wave a hand at him, brushing him off.

You turn around and he tries to grab your arm and pull you back. You’re too cocky for your own good.

You pull out of his grip and start walking down the street, the QZ is only 3 blocks away now. You can’t back track.

You hear him curse under his breath before he rounds the corner and follows you.

You’re watching your step, making sure not to step on anything that would be loud. You keep one eye on the infected, too, your gaze switching between them and the ground in front of you.

You glance up for only a second and manage to trip over a telephone line that had come down. You yelp as you fall to the ground, looking to the infected, world going in slow motion.

One of the infected lifts its head and before you know it, Joel is ripping you up from the ground, holding your forearm as you both sprint as fast as you can.

You hear more than one pair of feet running behind you now, not too far behind. You make it to the manhole that’ll lead you underground back to the QZ, you and Joel lifting it quickly.

He pulls his gun from its holster and shoots at the three infected running towards you as you make your way down the ladder.

He manages to kill one, still missing the other two. He follows you down and downs one more before he lowers the manhole cover into place above your heads. You hear the infected being slamming its hands at the cover, trying to get in, but you knew they weren’t quite smart enough to know what to do.

You glance at your watch. 5:48. Curfew was in 12 minutes and you still had to make it back to your shared apartment with Joel.

You can tell he’s angry. He’s stewing and steaming as you make your way home. You don’t have the courage to say anything until the door of the apartment shuts behind you two.

“I’m sorry-“

“How could you be so careless?” He shouts at you, cutting you off.

“It was an accident!” You respond, trying to defend yourself.

“We should’ve gone around.” He scolds you. “Stupidest fuckin’ thing you could’ve done.” He grits.

You frown at him. “But we’re fine. We made it.”

“That’s not the point!” He shouts.

“So what is?!” You yell back.

“I can’t lose you!” He looks into your eyes with his big brown ones.

You pause, thinking. Did he really care about you that much? Sure, you’ve known him a year now, been sharing an apartment for a few months because it was just easier to make plans for runs that way. But you had no idea he was this concerned for your safety.

“Don’t you see?” Joel steps towards you and takes your face in his large hands. “Can’t lose you.” He sighs.

Your eyes flit to his lips and then he’s leaning in, pressing his mouth to yours. You moan softly against him, body tingling.

“Joel…” you whisper against his lips.

“What is it, sweetheart?” He hums.

“Didn’t… didn’t know you felt like this.” You breathe.

“Since before you moved in.” He admits.

You smile and kiss him again, running your hands through his salt and pepper hair, tugging lightly. He groans into your mouth at this, wrapping his arms around your waist. He picks you up and walks you both over to the couch before he sits down and pats his lap.

You straddle him as his hands come up to undo the buttons on your shirt. He pulls it open and runs his fingers down your chest, over your bra covered tits. He takes one in each hand and squeezes lightly before his hands move down over your belly, then center to unbutton and unzip your jeans.

You watch his slow movements, his fingers tucking into your jeans and panties, pulling them down your thighs a little until he can see your pretty little cunt.

Your clit is already swollen, you’re visibly wet, and he can smell how turned on you are.

Joel rubs two fingers down your vulva, over your clit, and to your entrance before pushing inside of you.

“Fuck.” You whine as he enters you.

“Feel good, darlin’?” He asks and you just nod, looking down at where his fingers are inside you.

“Take all this off.” He tugs at the hem of your shirt and then points at your bra.

You take a deep breath as his fingers push all the way into you, slipping your shirt off and then unclasping your bra before tossing it aside.

“C’mere, baby.” He pulls you in by the waist with his free hand, his mouth attaching to your left nipple.

You moan as he starts to suck softly, swirling his tongue around the hardening bud. “Please-“ you beg him. “More.”

He finally starts thrusting his fingers at a faster pace, curling them to find your g-spot. Which he found quickly.

“Joel-!” You gasp, both of your hands gripping his shoulders to ground yourself.

“I got you.” He breathes against your chest, moving to suckle your right nipple now.

He keeps thrusting his fingers, scissoring and stretching you open for him. You could only imagine how big his cock was if he was spending this long preparing you for it.

“Need you.” You moan.

“M’right here.” He leans up to kiss your neck softly.

You shiver when he pulls his fingers from you, blushing when he brings them to his mouth and sucks on them. He closes his eyes for a moment and you’re sure this is the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen; Joel Miller sucking your juices off his own fingers.

“Pants.” He grunts, tugging at your jeans.

You get up for a second, discarding your pants and panties as he pulls himself out.

“Jesus.” Your cheeks grow redder at the sight of his cock.

He smiles up at you, nonchalant. “You can take it. Know you can.” He encourages.

You nod and get back into his lap, kissing his lips roughly. He grabs himself and drags the head of his dick up and down through your folds.

“Fffuck.” You quiver at the feeling, clenching around nothing.

“What is it, pretty girl?” He teases, circling his cock at your clit.

You let out a shaky breath. “N- need you.”

“How long you needed me for?”

“A long fucking time.” You kiss him again and he finally lines up with your entrance, pushing into your wetness.

You whimper into his mouth with each breath, trying to keep yourself relaxed as he enters you. He was fucking huge.

He filled you up slowly, pushing in to the hilt. Once he was all the way in, you whined, resting your forehead against his. He repositioned his hips which got him even deeper for a second and you clenched around him.

“Fuck. Needy, aren’t you?” He breathes against your face.

“Y- you made the first m- move.” You stutter out with a small laugh.

“Mhm.” He hums, kissing you as he lifted your hips and pulled out of you before dropping you back down onto his cock.

“Joel…” you gently pull at the hair at his nape.

“Like when you say m’name.” He lets out a long breath as he pulls out of you again, thrusting back in quickly.

“Feel so f- fucking good, Joel.” You curse under your breath.

He keeps thrusting slowly and your nerves are on fire, toes curling and chest heaving as you pant.

“Y’wanna ride me, sweet girl?” He drawls.

“Please.” You whine.

“Go ahead.” He coos.

He stills his hips and you start to move yours, up and down, up and down. You were moving considerably faster than he had been, but he didn’t seem to care.

You kiss him hard, feeling the head of his cock rubbing against your sweet spot with every thrust of your hips.

“G- gonna cum, Joel.” You sigh against his lips, reaching down to play with your own clit.

His eyes watched your fingers work at your sensitive bud. “Fuck. Okay. Cum for me, honey. You can do it.”

You whimper as you feel yourself get closer and closer, chasing your orgasm desperately. You thrust faster on him and that’s what does it.

You cum hard, biting your lip to quiet the scream you almost released. He’s supporting your hips as you move on him, your slick dripping down your legs.

“Fuck, baby.” He moans, rolling you both over so that you were on your back, laying on the couch as he fucked down into your cunt.

“Where d’you want me to finish?” He grunts, pulling out of you.

You whimper at the loss but know it’s for the best. You motion to your torso.

He nods and scoots up, his knees against your ass. He’s stroking himself quickly, the sound of his wet cock in his hand making you bite back a moan.

He growls as he orgasms, his free hand gripping the inside of your thigh as his cum spurts up your belly and chest. “Fuck, darlin’.” He curses, looking at your chest as he decorates it with his release.

His hand slows as he calms down, moving to sit down next to you. He brings your legs to rest on top of his as he rubs your thighs with calloused hands.

“Don’t think I could do all this without you.” He admits.

You smile at him, reaching for your discarded shirt to clean your chest and stomach. It needed to be washed after today anyways. “Couldn’t do it without you either.” You smile at him.

You both end up getting into his bed, naked and cuddled up against each other as you fall asleep.

#fanfic #fanfiction #smut #imagine #request #fic request #anon #asks #Joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller fanfiction #Pedro Pascal #TLOU #TLOU hbo #the last of us #the last of us hbo #smutty #angsty #fluffy #he cares about you

[camryn-haitani]

Phobia Factor

Duncan x GNReader

Ep: Phobia Factor

TW: suicide talk and panic attack

All the campers are gathered around the fire sharing their fears. But you, you're a little smarter than that. but not as smart as Chris.

I know this isn't like a main fear some of y'all have, but this is a main fear for me. so I just wanted to put it out there beforehand. also just to clarify, y'all aren't dating in the beginning.

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"c-celine dion music store standees..." Duncan says while his head hung low. "uh exsqueeze me? I didn't quite catch that" Cody exclaimed while leaning more towards Duncan. "shut the fuck up you little asshole or I'll kick your puny ass into next week's challenge." Duncan said while holding Cody's shirt.

(in the confession booth)

"uhhh I'm a little scared right now. like I have a feeling Chris is gonna get some sick twisted idea for us. ya know, since we're saying what our fears were. but ain't no way I'm saying that shit Infront of people. and ain't no way I'm saying it here either." I say while crossing my arms.

(with Chris and Chef)

"heh heh heh, oh don't worry y/n. we've been watching you very carefully. you don't have to say what your fear is, I already know it." Chris said followed by a maniacal laugh. "ya know man, you're one sick freak. but me too." chef said while eating his dessert.

(back at the campfire)

"what about you y/n? what are you scared of?" Courtney egged on. "y'all a bunch of dumbasses ya know. y'all seriously didn't think that Chris is gonna do something with this info that he has on us now." I say. "omg you're rightttt." Lindsey said. you facepalmed and shook your head. "I'm headed to bed, good night y'all." I say while stretching and popping my back. "wait up sweetheart, I'll walk you there." Duncan says while walking behind you. "why's that bitch gotta take him away?" Courtney said quietly.

"you know, I have a feeling you're right about the whole Chris gonna do something with our fears thing." Duncan said while putting his arm around your shoulder. "I told y'all" I say, "well good night Duncan. I'll hopefully see you tomorrow." "good night babe." he says while kissing the back of your hand.

'why are feelings so hard. I think I'm falling for Duncan. we've just clicked from the beginning. shit. but I'm in this to win it.' I think to myself before falling asleep

(next morning)

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CAMPERS. RISE AND SHINE. MEET ME AT THE LODGE FOR BREAKFAST IN 5 MINUTES." Chris yelled over the loudspeakers. "can't we just get 30 more minutes of fuckin sleep?" leshawna said while rubbing her head.

after I got dressed, I walked out of the cabin and was met with Duncan having his back facing me. "hey sweet cheeks, you ready?" "yeah yeah I'm coming." I say still trying to wake up. we started walking to the lodge and I felt someone glaring daggers into my back. I turn around and nothings there. I brush off the feeling and keep walking.

"heyyyy campers. while you finish up breaky, how about heather meet me up at the amphitheater. it's sumooooooo time." "WHAT" Heather spats out along with her drink which hit Gwen. "real fuckin nice heather." Gwen said while her face dripping in water. "awww at least it's a good look on you." Heather says while walking out, shaking with fear.

"see I told you assholes Chris was gonna do something." I yell. "hey y/n. I need to talk to you. it's something important." Chef says while he pulls me out the door.

"ok guys. I found out what y/n's fear is. and I'm really not gonna like saying this but, I need y'all's help to make it work." Chris whisper yells.

(after Chris explained what they need to do)

"you're one sick ticket dude." leshawna says. "yeah man, this is just wrong." Duncan said with his head hung.

(at the amphitheater)

"ohhhhh ok I get it now. thanks chef." I say while walking to go sit next to Duncan. "no problem y/n." chef says going back to Chris. "hey Duncan." I sit down next to him. *silence* "uhh Duncan? you ok?" "why the fuck are you always following me around? get the fuck away from me. this is why Courtney's better than you." he snaps. "......oh. I'm sorry." I sadly say. I get up and go sit next to Gwen. "hey Gwen." "ughh the hell do you want? if you're not gonna be useful then stop wasting my time." Gwen yells. I have one more person I can go to. "hey trent." I say hoping he's not gonna be the the other two. "omg y/n stop thinking we're friends. we are not friends and we will never be friends. go jump off the fucking cliff we did in the first challenge. you'd be doing us a favor." trent says while regretting every word that came out of his mouth.

'fuck fuck fuck. it's happening again' I say in my head. I get up and walk to the woods.

"SHIT. WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME." I cry while sliding down a tree to sit down.

*suicide talk starts*

they were right. I should jump off that cliff. my breathing becomes ragged and unstable. I start to shake and my vision gets blurry.

(with Duncan)

'where did y/n go?' Duncan thought. but then a certain memory can across his mind.

*flashback*

"yeah I've had to move schools alot because of how much the people there bullied me and told me things that broke my mental health. I've been told to kill myself. multiple times. my biggest fear is being replaced and forgotten." I say.

me and Duncan were somewhere in the woods just talking. me and him have gotten kinda close but not that close.

*back to now*

Duncan pov:

"I fucked up. I fucked up bad." I say while standing up. I run. I don't know where I'm running to, but I'm running. wait, I'm running to find y/n. I check the cabin, I check the lodge, I check the bathroom. I check everywhere. wait, the woods.

your pov:

it's getting worse. this is the worst attack I've ever had. I start scratching my arm to try and regain neutrality. but nothing is working. I can't stand. I can't talk. I can't think.

Duncan pov:

shit shit shit. I hear them, but I don't know where they are. "Y/N" I yell to at least try. but alas, I don't hear a response.

your pov:

"Y/N"

I faintly hear my name but I can't respond. no matter how hard I try. my voice just won't come out. but I see some rocks. I pick one up and find the strength to throw it. I get one about a foot away from me. I pick up another one, this time I got it a little farther. the last rock, I throw it the farthest. then j hear rapid footsteps coming towards me.

"holy shit y/n. I'm so sorry. I'm a horrible person." Duncan says with tears in his eyes. he picks me up and puts me in his lap while he sits against the tree. he has his hand on the back of my head. 'this is nice' I think. Im still shaking. my throat is hoarse from crying. I'm weak from the energy I've been exerting.

after a good hour or two, I've finally calmed down. Duncan noticed it and asked, "do you wanna go back with the others or to the cabin?" it was around the afternoon and the challenge is over.

"I wanna go see Trent and Gwen." I say barely audible. "ok sweet cheeks let's go."

he picks me up and puts his arm around my waist and we begin walking.

"y/n omg I'm so sorry. I'm such a shitty person. please forgive me. I'll do anything." Gwen said while crying and hugging me. I hug back. "I forgive you. but please never do that again. promise?" "I promise." we break from the hug and I sit down. "fuck y/n. I'm so sorry, I'm a horrible friend. I shouldn't have said those things to you." Trent said while also crying. "please forgive me." "it's gonna take a while for me to forgive you. but I accept you're apology."

we all eat dinner and eve's drop the campfire ceremony. Tyler gets voted off. and we all go back to the cabins.

"y/n!"

"oh hey Duncan. what's up?"

"lemme walk you to your cabin."

"sure"

we begin walking and he says

"y/n. I think I like you. like I get nervous around you and I care about you a lot and when I saw you having that panic attack, I felt horrible because I knew I was the cause. but forget that, I want to be with you. I wanna be by your side through everything. even after this shit show."

"Duncan I like you too."

he closed the gap between us.

after a few minutes, we part.

"well good night sweet cheeks. think if me when you dream" he says

"I already do"

"WHAT" he says with the biggest blush on his face.

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#total drama duncan #duncan total drama #duncan x reader #total drama #total drama island #x reader #duncan x y/n

[onsunnyside]

Idk why the idea of Fk ari not having it when reader wants to go get some things from the grocery store late at night alone. Like she’s craving some ice cream so she’s like “im gonna go buy some brb” and ari is just like ?????? Wait for me ???? And she’s like “ill be quick stay here” and he’s just “absolutely fucking not im going or no ice cream”

omg yes !!

"It's just down the road—"

"I don't care!" Comes Ari's muffled voice.

Just a second ago, he was lounging on the couch in his grey sweats, strumming away at his guitar while you did a puzzle on the floor. Then, you spotted your designated ice cream mug (a thrifted mug with a crude cat painting) on the shelf. For a split second, you got excited for some ice cream before you went to bed, but then you remembered you had finished the tub yesterday.

The only option to feed this abrupt craving? Late night ice cream run.

You were fine going alone. It didn't make sense for Ari to get dressed to come along when you could just take your bike and be back within ten minutes at max.

"Look, you either wait a fuckin' minute, or you don't go at all and I'll go pick it up alone."

"That doesn't make sense!"

"It doesn't have to. Stop pouting, I don't have to see you to know you're doing it."

Your frown disappears. "So bossy..."

You roll on the heels of your feet, cocking your head at the quarter-finished puzzle on the floor. It was a peaceful garden with plenty of colourful flowers and too much green. Over half the pieces were different shades of green. It was going to take a while to complete.

"Oh please, I know you love it." He emerges from the bedroom in jeans with messy hair, and his shirt half-buttoned. He goes to the kitchen and swings open the fridge, then the freezer and the cabinets. "We need to go grocery shopping anyway."

"I was gonna go to the convenience store!"

"And now we're going to the grocery store." He swiftly replies, and takes out several reusable bags, "they have more ice cream flavours anyway—and they have the good ones."

You fall back onto the couch dramatically, "Ugh, but I don't wanna walk around for thirty minutes."

"I'll carry you if I have to." Ari slips on his shoes, stuffing his wallet into his pocket. "Pick a hat for me, sugar."

You begrudgingly point to the pink trucker one with the worn brim, and he puts it on his head, holding back his long brown hair.

"Well, get up then!" He promptly yanks you up, making you crash into his chest with a squeak. "Let's get you all your snacks too, baby, you still like those little gummies?"

#fk drabble #fic drabble #fk ask #fk: fluff

[bloodydeanwinchester]

WAIT IS FREE TO BE YOU AND ME THE FIRST TIME EVER THAT CAS RIDES IN THE IMPALA!?!?!?!

i just did a quick lil rewatch of the end of 5x03 before i start 5x04 and dean and cas have their first lil heart to heart in the impala and OMG yall my fucking heart

first of all dean asking cas if he's okay FUCK man he is really starting to noticeably show that he cares about castiel and it's so sweet. and he's opening up to cas too....sharing with him what it was like when he was looking for his dad in s1.

then cas asks dean how he is doing and dean's response is so !!!!!!! he says he's good, he's really good and he seems so surprised about it. he tells cas he had more fun with him in the past 24 hours than he's had with sam in years!!! and of course it's so clear that that's why he's so happy!

and then..AND THEN while he's still talking about how he feels happy right now he turns to look at cas and that fucker has disappeared on him!!!!!!! and then we get this:

like....i really truly do believe that over the course of like seasons 4-6 dean is beginning to understand first that he has a crush and later that it's more than just a crush but he fully never believes it could EVER be anything more because of things like this! he tells cas how much fun he had with him and not a minute or two later cas just disappears on him. OF COURSE he thinks cas doesn't like him back! and this carries on through the rest of the series! even when cas shows over and over again how he will pick dean over anything else....he never stays and dean thinks that's because he doesn't want to stay. GOD man the way that they both want each other so bad and never even realize it!!!!!

anyway i got off track here lol but cas's first episode driving in the impala and he and dean are fuckin BONDING. they are FALLING IN LOVE!!!!!!!! i know we already know this but man free to be you and me..........such an important destiel episode

#i did not even mean to make this post so long but i am just feeling destiel things this morning yall #it's so funny for my destiel gif series i have SIX clips saved as possible moments to use for the set......i don't think i've ever had #more than one or two i've had to choose between. but god there's just soooo many good destiel scenes 😵‍💫 #destiel #jenna.post

[kingkatsuki]

Do you think Katsuki would ever get fed up? Like he’s had feelings for you for so long. He fought them for a while, fought them hard. After he’d finally accepted them, he did his best to ‘woo’ you. He gets so tongue tied and flustered around you though, that that doesn’t really go anywhere.

And it’s pissing him the fuck off. He hates that you make him like this; nothing and no one has ever caused him to be like this before. He doesn’t know how to handle it. But if there’s one thing he’s not, it’s a coward. He’ll push himself out of his comfort zone and succeed, just to prove to himself that he can do it.

Especially if someone like Kaminari’s like, “I dunno man…think you got it in you? 😏” Because oh hell no.

So cue him stomping into wherever he knows you are that time of day. Work, the park, etc. Comes crashing through with the force of an unbridled hurricane. He’s completely red, from his ears down his neck, and he looks pissed. People see the infamous Dynamight on the warpath and they’re ducking for cover. You’re frozen like a deer in headlights as he’s making a beeline straight for you.

But you’re floored at what comes out of his mouth, it was not what you expected at all. “I know you’re off tomorrow. I’m taking you out on a fucking date. Be ready by 4:30, you got that?” He essentially yells it at you, his chest heaving. He waits long enough to make sure you heard him and understood; you nod. And just as quickly as he barged in, he’s right back out again. People are staring at you. What the hell just happened?

(I dunno that part from Beauty and the Beast always makes me giggle when the Beast is like, “You will join me for dinner. THAT’S NOT A REQUEST.” I could see Bakugou pushing himself to ask you out eventually, especially if someone challenges him. You bet he’d be crowing it up in the group chat afterwards.

Then cue the panic that sets in after the adrenaline wears off. Fuck. He hasn’t been on a date in years. And he finally scored a date with you, the woman of his dreams. What does he do now?)

I love this so so much! I can literally imagine him getting frustrated because he’s complaining that he’s done all these things to try and catch your attention and “woo” you, but nothings worked.

But when Mina asks him what he’s actually done other than glare at you across the room he’s practically offended. Listing off these random things that are honestly so subtle no one would think it’s because he wants to date them— like turning the radiator beside your desk on in the morning so it’s warm when you get to work, rushing out to buy oat milk when there’s none left in the fridge, replacing the toner in the copy machine, scheduling his meetings to finish at 5.55pm so he has 5 minutes to say good evening to you before you leave the office amongst some of the things.

And she sits there and goes “So what have you actually done?” And Bakugou is so fucking offended that it somehow lights a fire under his ass and he’s just like “I’ll fuckin’ show you,” as he’s marching across the room towards you.

And the first words out of his mouth are loud when he tells you (not asks, tells) to meet him tomorrow for coffee, and he stomps off before you even have a chance to reply. So you’re sat there flabbergasted because you had absolutely no idea Bakugou liked you.

But omg him panicking after he’s done that? And suddenly he’s crawling back to Mina for help— because he’s never even been on a date before and has no clue what he’s supposed to do.

Imagine if you thought he was joking though, so when it gets to the end of you’re shift/the time of the date, you’re still sat behind the desk. And he comes out of his office dressed so nicely, and you’re like “Oh, I thought you were joking.” Because in your mind there’s no way Bakugou could ever like you.

But Bakugou takes it as you laughing at him, not taking him seriously and he gets upset too🥺

#soft bakugou

[spocks-husband]

OKAY SO after forcing myself to finish Voyager I am finally watching Picard so I'm gonna liveblog my reactions to episode one for the Enjoyment Of The People. Spoiler warning obv lol

-the cinematography is so yass

-oh my god it's my husba DATA?????

-WHAT

-HELLO???

-or is that B4...?

-I have to rewatch the TNG movies :/

-When did Jean-Luc start drinking his tea with milk????

-i love my husband Jean-Luc so much hes so hot even at 83 <<3

-uhhhh what's. Oh my god. Oh it was a dream. Oh I'm gonna kill myself.

-THE DOGS NAME IS NUMBER ONE ☹️

-AWWW HE'S BACK IN FRANCE :(

-who are these new people

-i'm uncomfortable

-WHAT the fuck is up with the replicators

-OH DAMN LMAOOO THEY BOUTTA DIE

-omg I'm from Seattle too she's just like me fr fr

-me when I'm murdering bitches

-of course the Black boy dies immediately ‼️ yasss ‼️‼️

-Intro was kinda meh ngl :/

-why is there SO much piano going on

-my beautiful old man boyfriend...

-JEAN LUC SPEAKING FRENCH IS GONNA MAKE ME CUM.

-sorry ☹️

-omg ....... Who is this sexy romulan man......

-DECAF??????

-he looks so tired someone please let this man go home 😭😭 my poor baby Patrick :(

-literally who are these people

-I always forget about that the Romulan supernova happened outside STO 💀

-Why is she bullying my bf. Kill yourself.

-GOD HE'S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I'M SCREAMINGGGG

-I need to perform this monologue

-literally who is this girl 😭

-can you leave my husband alone please

-the writing just took a random turn downward

-PLEASEEEE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM

-stop looking at him like that 🤨🤨

-dahj has Mary Sue energy I'm sorry 😭

-STOP TOUCHING HIM I'M GOING FERAL

-i also hallucinate Data being in my backyard

-Its probably just because we have better camera quality now then we did in the nineties but Brent's contacts are making me so uncomfortable 😭

-why does he say stasis like that 💀

-THE PICARD DAY BANNER :(

-DAUGHTER??????

-didnt we already do this in that one TNG episode

-OHH wait is she an android

-i want Jean-Luc so bad no one understands

-WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT

-I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT'S HAPPENING

-HOLY SHIT

-Why are they making this sad old man run so much he's in his 80s 😭😭

-WAIT DID SHE JUST DIE LMAOOO NO FUCKIN WAYYY

-Number One is my favorite character other than my boyfriend, he's so perfect

-"I haven't been living, I've been waiting to die" OKAY SO YOU CAN WRITE WELL YOU JUST CHOSE NOT TO FOR THE PAST LIKE TWENTY MINUTES LMAOO

-omg hi B4!!

-i miss data ☹️

-DR MADDOX???? UGHHHH

-PAIRS??? THERE'S TWO OF THEM????

-that transition was bomb asf

-HOT ROMULAN GUY HOT ROMULAN GUY why is he British OH MY GOD THERE'S THE OTHER ONE

-damn straight to the traumadump

-this dialogue is kinda stilted tbh

-erm is that a Borg cube 🤨🤨

Overall rating 6/10

#star trek #axel rambles sometimes #liveblogging #pic #picard #tng

[ikissjesse]

could you do some aaron t/aaron z headcanons pls!

omg yes ofc !! ty for the request <333 since 3 ppl requested aaron² hc's (nothing specific) im gonna put all ur requests into this once post !!

tags: @i-need-a-slurpee @hrts4ariana ( note as of writing: this was a draft from 1719817282 years ago so if u forgot abt this n no longer wanted to be tagged im sorry🥲 )

as i mentioned in this post, they both adore musicals, especially hamilton

aaron² hc's !!

reblogs appreciated + reqs open <3

they like listening to the soundtracks together when they hangout

sometimes when there's a musical near where they are on tour they go together in their free time

u didn't hear it from me but they held hands during one of these musicals bc the room was dark n they thought noone would notice

as bros, ofc.. homies hold hands during musicals !!

they totally sing non-stop from hamilton together its cannon bc i say so

anyway enough abt hamilton for now

there was def mutual pining

they were both like "fuckidishcoaoxjaoa he just thinks of me as a friend"

"friend" NO HE WANTS U SO BAD -God probably idk

the way they attempted to "drop hints":

t tried to make z laugh a lot, even more than he usually did

pranks became less extreme than they normally were, he wanted to surprise him, not scare him to death like he used to

z would, although he denies this, try to do basketball tricks to impress t whenever he is at the basketball court w him

both of them went to jesse for advice, not knowing the other was doing the same

"hey jesse uhm- what should i do if, theoretically, ihavearlybigcrushonsomeonewhoiveknownforawhilebutithinktheyseemeasafriendandireallyreallyREALLYwannabemorebutidontwannaruinourfriendship????" -t

"...what?" -jesse

needless to say jesse was confused as hell

he sent him off w some advice after t slowed down enough for him to understand, then about 15 minutes later z came rambling about the same thing

"JESSE YOU'RE A HIT WITH THE LADIES, AND THE GAYS, AND..BASICALLY ANYONE. HOW DO I FLIRT WITH SOMEONE IVE KNOWN FOR AGES WHO IM PRETTY SURE SEES ME AS JUST A FRIEND?????" -z

thats what made it click for jesse, n he just laughed at the realization

giving him the same advice he gave t, he snickered at the idea of the aarons having a crush on eachother but being too stupid blind to see the feelings were mutual

"thanks jess!!" -z to jesse, running off

"yeah no problem man hehehshshehsh goodluck! HEHEHHEHE"

building up as much courage as he could, z eventually made the first move a few days later

he asked t if he'd like to join him for a musical that would take place at a nearby theater, n he gladly accepted

little did t know where this would lead <33 achoo anyways

as the lights dimmed during a 'romantic' scene, aaron z took t's hand in his own n (quietly) confessed his feelings towards his long-time bestfriend

saying t was happy would be an understatement

the energetic boy yanked him into a hug, leaving his stoic counterpart(ner) highly confused and extremely flustered

choking from t's tight embrace, his face became beet red

"Im, uhm- assuming you feel the same?"

well NO FUCKIN WAY SHERLOCK WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT -God again probably

"yeah dumbass, ofcourse i do!" t whisper-yelled, trying to keep his excitement down as they were still in a theater after all !!!

after that, z just smiled n wrapped his arms around t's waist, returning the hug

but wait !! theres more !!

what kind of ikissjesse ship post would this be without cute couple hc's ???

the quiet stoic boy x loud energetic boy dynamic UUGF MY HEART I THINK IM DYIBG from how much i love this duo😔😔

z buys t a baseball cap in EVERY city/country they go to. every fucking one

even if its not a band tour, if z is out somewhere n sees a cool cap he thinks t would like, yall better believe this boy would cut off an arm n sell a kidney just for t to get that hat

t has a whole side in his closet dedicated to these hats z buys him, he finds it absolutely adorable

z actually thinks he isnt good at gift giving, so he was afraid t wouldnt like it at first, but t's reaction is enough conformation that he adores it

now what kinda aaron² hamilton lover truther would i be if i didnt mention the musical again 💪💪

they have FREQUENT hamilton marathons together, sometimes the other members of 4*town will join in too !!

they still sortve act like they did before, like friends n what not

however theyre also 300% more flirty

by that i mean T is 300% more flirty

z might be a LITTLE bit but def not as much as my boy aaron t (the r in aaron stands for rizzler -aaron t)

z isn't a big fan of PDA himself, however when t does little displays of affection when theyre in public he loves it ( he doesn't say it out loud bc he's shy but he does smile at t or to himself, holding t's hand or draping an arm over his shoulders )

when theyre in private z will hug t from behind, hold his waist, kiss his forehead, etc .... yk... bro stuff......

t surprises him by going BOO!!! and jumping up to put his arms around his shoulders from behind, which at first scared z shitless n earned t a lecture about why he shouldn't scare him like that bc z WILL swing but z is okay with it now n actually smiles ALBEIT A VERY SMALL SMILE when he does it

dates include but r not limited to playing basketball late at night together, movies, watching musicals, roadtrips to literally anywhere long or short they just wanna be in eachothers presence OUGHG I LOVE THEM

i forgot to mention !!! t is definitely the one who asked to be boyfriends, but z accidentally said "I love you" first

t was doing something dumb again, and z shook his head as he laughed, accidentally mumbling the words "I love you" out loud

t stopped dead in his tracks n snapped his head in z's direction, n yall this boy was STRESSED he did NOT mean to let the world know this information

z covered his face with his hands n his face was PINK pink bro but t just laughed n walked over to him, cupping his face in his hands and staring at him with a very VERY smug but genuine n happy grin

z scoffed, but soon glanced back at the other boy and smiled shyly

theyre so cute im throwing up in class

there's more but i think this is long enough for now, sorry for the wait pls snack on this while u wait for the rest of my jesro + aaron² content i have planned WINK WINK

thank u for reading <3

#4town #turning red #4townie #4town aaron z #4town aaron t #aaron² #aaron t x aaron z #turning red headcanons #4town headcanons

[bluewormonastring]

My live reactions to season 2 (episode 1)

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY KIDS READ AT UR OWN RISK

Holy shit I’m so excited

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oauxbwkxjwhz

LOVE THE BLACK SCREEN W A SHARP CUT TO THE BEACH 10/10

OMG WE GET THE STEDE AND IZZY BEACH SWORD NOW? SO SOON? YOU SPOIL ME OFMD

Omg he’s been stabbed this is for sure a dream sequence

STEDE THATS MURDER EVEN IF ITS JUST IN YOUR HEAD

“You absolute twa….” BEST DYING WORDS EVER ILY IZZY ALWAYS AND FOREVER

THE SLOW RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER OMG

AND STEDES FACE AND HIS VOICE AND AWW BABY

AWWW THE WAY THEY CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER

“BABE” HA FOWIHXBWNA I WAS NOT PREPARED

“I KNEW YOUD FIND ME LOVE”

“Fuckin love the beard mate”

Oh we’ve started farting lovely

OH MY GOD I WASNT PREPARED FOR HOW ID FEEL WHEN IT CUT TO HIM WITH EVERYONE AWW MY BABIES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

“Cant be worse than you moaning ‘Ed oh ed’ all night” ILY PETE

Iconic title screen as always

“DEAR ED” AHHHH

SPANISH JACKIE ILY

Instantly taking an interest in the Swede as we knew would happen but still iconic

Ugh I love Leslie jones did I mention I love Leslie jones

Nat looks so scared aww baby

I love wee John being security

And host stede aww baby

I live for black Pete dealing with working in customer service

And all of them tbh

Aww poor buttons he needs his ocean and Livy

I’m ngl for a second I was like “where’s Fred armisen- oh wait”

ITS THE I THINK OF YOU OFTEN LINE YESS

HELLO YES I ADORE IZZY HANDS HE CAN DO NO WRONG IDC WHAT YOU SAY IVE MISSED MY BABY BOY

Ahh the wedding

“Demon? *shakes head* I’m the fucking devil” AHH

Guys were only 6 minutes in and this post is already long as shit so buckle up (if ur actually reading it lmao my ass would be like nope too long”

THERES MY VICO HELLO VICO ILY AND MY JOEL FRY ILY BABIES

Ah yes ye olde put trauma in a box in lock it

Awww fang baby boy someone give him a hug find him Lucius

Omg it’s the “you dumped him” scene

“Did everyone get some cake” because he’s still our precious little angle

HE JUST SNORTED RHINO HORN IS THAT A THING WAS THAT A THING IN HISTORY HUH

NO ITS THIS SCENE I DONT WANNA WATCH MY BABY BE SAD

Yes hello I love Izzy hands I would protect him with my life little baby boy

Vico looks so done w his ass

Someone give my baby a hug

Ily fang

The tears in his eyes during “unhand me” aww Angel

AWW IZZY

CONNOTHAN O NONNATHAN WE LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY UR ABSOLUTE PERFECTION YOU ANGEL

I love the friendship Jim and that girl have

Oh shit Jackie

“BOO CAKES” JACKIE

Stede honey you’re not intimidating

“I know that guy we had breakfast together” “you’ll be having a lot of breakfastes together” “oh okay 🙂” ily Swede

HIM DOING AN ED IMPRESSION LMAO “could be. Could be mate.”

“You’re my hero” 😞😕🙂😏

Swede bein a cute lil double agent

AWW SWEDE “my time with Jackie has been the happiest of my life. Her love has helped me locate parts of myself I didn’t even know existed and reclaim others that I have long missed” ILY

“Tonight is my turn to perform the husbandly duties”

“That’s another toe” ED YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM LEAVE MY BABY ALONE

“Who am I to you” aww Izzy Angel baby he’s accepting it OMG “I have love for you Edward” IZZY YOURE SAYING IT OUT LOUD IM SO PROUD OF YOU BUD

IZZY YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TALK IT THROUGH YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

OMG AND THE SHIFT IN THE MUSIC AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

IZZY RUN

RUN MY BABY BOY RUN

“As a crew” OH EDDDDD

ED DONT POINT A GUN AT JIM

OR ANYONE ELSE

THAT INCLUDES YOURSELF EDWARD TEACH BORN ON A BEACH

“They think ya crazy” cackling his face omg

Go taika absolutely slaying this scene

The way the camera is all like jittery is so good

Jim’s like “beard” makes their chin look like… not caved in but idk like it looks like they have a rly bad overbite yk

“Everyone knows why” “I don’t. Enlighten me” “your feelings for stede fucking bon-“ *GUNSHOT* ARE U SHITTING ME EDWARD NO WE DO BOT SHOOT FRIENDS

OH MY GOD HE MADE FRENCHIE FIRST MATE HOLY SHIT

Oh my god Izzy my poor baby Izzy oh my god how dare you hurt my Izzy

LMAO SWEDE

“FUCK THOSE HAMMIES UP” LMAO

There’s like no way there’s actually anything valuable in that chest

WE GOT TO SEE HER TAKE A NOSE FOR THE NOSE JAR YESSS

OH SHIT INDIGO

“Now give me back my blue shit STEVE”

Susan’s hot

DONT HURT SWEDE

Oh good okay we’re cool

I feel like she’s lying tho

But for now we’re cool

AWW FANG

AWW JIM COMFORTING FANG

“WANNA HEAR THE STORY OF THE WOODEN BOY” AWW

Living for vico using they them for the puppet

“DO THE VOICE” AWW

OMG VICO THATS ICONIC

AWW YAY THEYRE LAUGHING NOW THOSE ARE MY BABIES YAY

Living for buttons reuniting with the ocean

Okay roll credits cheers yall see you next episode

#take a shot every time I say aww baby #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers

[rosetheex-editor]

[Video transcript begin.]

[The transcript begins from a table, the camera getting a view of a window. A woman with red hair is looking out of it as waves hit the beach, another woman can be heard yawning in the background.]

?: Ugh… my head…

[Voice identified: Ness.]

?: Pfft, lightweight. Couldn’t imagine.

[Voice identified: Eden.]

Ne: Shut. Ugh… WAIT. WHY ARE YOU. DID WE? EW BRAIN WHAT THE FUCK?

[Eden shrieks in disgust at Ness’ words, making it clear that it did not happen.]

Ed: EW NO. WHAT THE FUCK, ABSOLUTELY NOT. There’s two fucking beds in this room, idiot!

Ne: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! ALSO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM MY BRAIN IS DUMB! Uhhhhhh…

[Ness' 'Uhhhhh' is extended for almost a minute before stopping.]

Ne: Eden?

Ed: What.

[Ness takes a pause, before flinging her arms out beside her in confusion.]

Ne: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?

[Eden looks out at the water, then back to Ness.]

Ed: The Royal at Atlantis, or, at least… that’s what Ophelia said.

Ne: That’s… Not in New York is it?

[Eden sighs.]

Ed: The fuck do you think, dipshit? Come look out the window.

[Ness gets up and walks to the window. Staring at the landscape in front of them.]

Ne: ARE WE IN THE FUCKIN' BAHAMAS????

Ed: Looks like it, yep.

Ne: Oh my fuckin' god I… How did I let you idiot's convince me into this shit… ESPECIALLY YOU!

Ed: You asked to be included, you dolt! You said ‘I’ve never had a girls night before, can I tag along?’ And you fucking tagged along! Now you’re in the Bahamas!

Ne: I DIDN'T KNOW THIS IS WHAT Y'ALL MENT! I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE… GET SOME DRINKS AND PARTY!

[Eden leans against the wall, staring at Ness. A small grin on her face.]

Ed: Yeah, we did exactly that. But, it was never specified where we would be partying. I’m surprised you don’t remember any of that.

Ne: Ugh… Might as well I don't know. What do people do at the bahamas?

Ed: Hell if I know, I think everyone just… sits around. So.

Ne: Well fuck that, I'm swimming! I uh… Shit. These are the only clothes I have…

[As soon as Ness finishes speaking, someone comes tumbling in through the door, making it into frame.]

?: Ohmigodhiguys!

[Voice identified: Ophelia.]

Ne: OH SHIT! You scared me… Uh hi?

O: Last night was so fun, OMG. I heard something about clothes? And only having one outfit?

Ed: Have you been waiting outside of the room until you heard that.

Ne: Uh… Yeah I was gonna go swimming while I'm here… But Yeah.

[Ophelia digs around in her pockets, and pulls out something shiny, and rectangular. They toss it over to Ness.]

O: Go wild, girl.

Ne: Wha- What is this? Um.

O: Company card! Go and buy yourself some stuff, Ness.

Ne: Y'all aren't… Trying to get me to join showfall or PR right?

Ed: God no, why would I want to work with you?

O: Be nice! But no, we aren’t. We just want to treat you to something nice!

Ne: Uh ok… Oh did I give you those letter's? From my stalker?

O: Not yet, no. I think you were too busy singing ‘Copacabana’ on the table to remember.

Ne: Oh um… Well

[Ness digs around her pockets, casually pulling out 4 pieces of paper. And slowly handing them to Ophelia.]

O: Thank you, I’ll look into this ASAP!

Ne: And I'll keep my end… Anything PR needs, as much as it will pain me. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone currently staying in that apartment. I'll do it.

O: Glad you’ve decided to keep that part! It would have ended a little worse if you’d decided to take that part out.

[Silence.]

O: Kidding!

Ne: Ha… Ha yeah I'm gonna go now thanks for this!

[Ness runs out of the room leaving her phone on accident.]

Ed: Why the fuck did you just let her run off with the damn company card?

O: For funsies!

[Eden smacks her palm into her face.]

Ed: God, I hate you.

O: Yeahhh.

[Ness runs back.]

Ne: FORGOT MY PHONE-

[Ness grabs it and leaves again, accidentally hitting a button ending the transcript.]

[End transcript.]

#showfall ask blog #encoreverse blog

[thot-writes]

girlies idk if any of nyall have played tailor tales but im playing it rn bc apparently this one dude (dimitri) is supposed to be “””submissive””” but …. i have so many thoughts abt this im gonna rant

SPOILERS FOR TAILOR TALES DIMITRI ROUTE

ok im not finished yet but im in the climax (haha) of the story and girls girls girls i am so fuckin peeved off

first of all!!! 1) i would not call this a submissive route by a long shot. it still has every single otome trope of “omg he’s a man…” “he so tall and strong 😳😳” “it’s kinda weird that im 4 years older than him 😖”

like yes he’s shy and blushes a lot but that’s lichrally like the only submissive trait about him? once he gets horned up he “”switches your positions”” and becomes dominant, holding ur wrists down and shit and im sitting here tapping my watch like that judge judy gif waiting for an opportunity to be a dominant MC in my dominant MC route. like what?? who could possibly think that he’s submissive in this route??

2) when MC’s crusty ex boyfriend & his gf come harassing the MC for some reason her dumb ass thinks it’s “a bit excessive” to get security cameras inside and outside her boutique?? bitch huh?? they’re sending u mail and wrecking ur flowers and shredding ur packages and u think it’s a bit excessive??? first one to die in a horror movie syndrome right here girls

3) i get that some people like this but i HAAATE the slow burn “why am i jealous of him hanging out w other girls?” “why am i flustered when he’s shirtless?” type bullshit like im curious are people actually that dumb irl?? like babe ur either horny or in love it’s not fucking rocket science

4) on top of this, dimitri has shown very clear signs that he likes the MC. he even skraight up blurts out “i like you!” like despite the fact he retracts that and covers it up with some dumb “i mean ur a girl and i like girls” excuse im like PLEASE. USE UR BRAIN.

he takes pics of you, he blushes all the time around u, he likes it when u tease him and not ur alpha bestie sarah (god i wish we were sarah), HE HAS A PIC OF U TWO AS HIS SCREENSAVER, and MC is STILL like “wow… does he like me?? am i crazy??”

like yes bitch. ur crazy, but not for the reason u think. ur crazy for being SO DAMN OBLIVIOUS that even dimitri smacking u in the face with a neon sign that says “im in love with u” wouldn’t be enough to convince u!!

5) MC’s too polite 👿 when i think dominant i think someone who’s not afraid to stand up for shit when they think it’s right, and when dimitri gets slapped by his own mother instead of beating her senile ass into mince meat you’re STILL CORDIAL WITH HER???!!!

i’d be dragging her out of my damn shop by her karen haircut i can tell u that fucking much!!

6) on top of all that….. keep in mind that MC and dimitri have made out like four times at this point and just a few minutes earlier dimitri LITERALLY SAID “you’re special to me” SOMEHOW AIRHEAD MC IS STILL SURPRISED WHEN HE CONFESSES HIS LOVE FOR HER!!???!!!??

i seriously…. im … fucking seriously i couldn’t. there have been so many points in this story where im like “bitch are you dumb?” but this was takemichi-throwing-away-his-only-weapon-in-a-gang-fight dumb. as in i had to literally stand up from my computer, pace my room, and contemplate my existence because i just don’t understand what the fuck is going on in here on this day

i got so frustrated from that moment that that’s what spurred me to write this rant. i lichrally don’t think i could calm down otherwise because i am just in absolute awe at the sheer brainlessness of this MC. the current line of dialogue that remains frozen on my screen is “He what now?!”

also just an unrelated pet peeve but man i wish people who were horny for each other would just fuckin act on it more. MC is mad horny for dimitri and she just criticises herself for being a “horny teenager” when she’s only twenty-fucking-three dude??? does MC think that 23 year olds don’t fuck??? why is she acting like she’s retirement age or some shit?? fuck it, even old cunts in retirement are getting pussy! why does she think it’s so shameful to be horny as a 23 YEAR OLD???!!!

don’t get me wrong though. i still like the game, i love the fashion maker part of it and indie games w this much effort should always be supported imo. but im just disappointed that i went into this game expecting it to be a different spin on the same tired otome tropes we’ve seen over and over and instead it’s just regurgitating every single cliche

absolutely no hate on the dev(s?) this is just my critique of it— calling dimitri a submissive route just bc he blushes & can cook is a complete wrong move. he’s not submissive, MC is not dominant (just cheeky), and i doubt any predominantly dom fans would see them as such. the entire route gives me the vibe of “a predominantly submissive person trying — and failing — to write a dominant one”

no shame or shade if u can’t do that btw, we all have our strengths, im sure i would suck shit at writing a submissive MC if i were making an otome. but it’s like… either commit to the bit and learn how to write dominant MCs better, or stick to ur strengths and continue writing submissive ones.

anyway sorry for the wall of text i just had to vent my frustrations. it is SEVERELY disheartening to get ur hopes up for some good rep and instead getting….. whatever this is

that being said if anyone of nyall like fashion and don’t mind being a *cough* sub *cough* i do recommend tailor tales, it’s on steam for anyone who’s interested!

#musings #tailor tales #vent #rant

[gingersnapwolves]

Kouri watches Kinnporsche, episode 14

Porsche, you really should be more concerned about Vegas’ obsession with Pete, I’m just saying

Kinn: okay, quick question – what the fuck

Ohhhh I don’t buy that she killed herself

What a convenient heart attack

Are you seriously leaving Porsche alone right after telling him that Gun killed his parents??? Why is everyone in this show fucking stupid

Oh, no, he dead. Guess that wasn’t so convenient after all.

Please tell me that Vegas gets to kill his dad? I’m not sure he would but he deserves to. I mean, Porsche does, too. Maybe they can all shoot him once or twice for good measure.

And it turns out he was poisoned! So now I’m wrong twice

‘Anyone else wanna negotiate?’ XD

If you have time to light up a cigarette, pretty sure you have time to call an ambulance

Pete, just tell Vegas to stop it and you’ll buy him a new hedgehog

Well that was one hell of an entrance, Porsche

Porsche: I mean, I love you, and I’ll kick ass for you, but your family rivalry is very stupid and I want that on the record

Battle couple!!!!

adgkhajsdkfhldkhadgfak TANKHUN AND ARM PLEASE THIS IS NOT HOME ALONE

(Maybe it should be?)

Badass middle aged ladies with machine guns for the win

OH. MY. GOD. KIM.

I’ll be in my bunk

(dlgfhjdslhjfas does Chay even know you’re there????)

Okay why didn’t you shoot him the minute he walked up?

Listen I don’t even care who killed Porsche’s parents, you’re a terrible father and you should be shot

Pete ilusm

Hang on. Wait. What?

I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME IT WAS A CONVENIENT HEART ATTACK

Just shoot both of them, Porsche. They both suck.

Well that went well

Okay did not expect to end up crying over Pete and Vegas

Man Porsche had quite a character arc. In episode 3 he’s like ‘I don’t really like this Mafia stuff and I killed a guy for the first time today and I don’t really feel great about that’ and then by the end he’s head of the minor family and apparently just fine with it

OMG KIM ACTUALLY WROTE HIM A SONG

Okay Kinn learning how to make a drink is really cute

Awww, Vegas isn’t dead! Hopefully while he’s recovering from being shot, somebody got him some therapy

‘History is written by the victor’ well that’s not ominous at all you absolute coat hanger

We don’t get to see Chay and Kim reconcile? That’s sad. I bet it ended in a great hug.

What an adorably sweet ending with all these romances between well-adjusted men

This show was . . . absolutely wild, I’m still trying to figure out what I just watched lmao (my wife at one point looked over and said ‘this show sounds like Drama Queens and Their Guns’ but to be fair she had an unfortunate tendency to be within earshot when Tankhun was screaming). Like parts of it were really good? I love Pete and Kim especially? But also what was going on??? Who was the villain? Who was telling the truth at the end? Is that even really their mother??? WHY DID KIM HAVE A CRIME WALL THAT WAS NEVER EXPLAINED AND IT’S GONNA FUCKIN BOTHER ME!!!!

Anyway if they make season two I’ll watch it but I’d better find out why Kim had a crime wall

#this one got long #finales are like that #what did I just watch #I'm gonna have to watch it all again #liveblog #kouri watches #kinnporsche

[gourdkeeper]

Ever consider writing Jamie as a transdude? Would be nice to see something about him getting tipsy and sopping wet~

Maybe have reader take care of him with their hands/mouth or with toys, all while praising him and dirty talkin him?

(If that makes you uncomfy it's completely understandable and you can disregard this ask)

-

Btw your art is soooo good

I love your lines and colors!

So pretty💛🖤💛🖤💛

Haven't really considered but I'm willing to do so for you! Hopefully it's good, never really did this before 🙏 I feel like I could do it a bit better but it was a first, feel free to request more tho!

And thank you omg!

Word count: 1246

Content warnings: 18+, trans Jamie (ftm), semi public, use of toys, oral, masturbation, dirty talk, praise

Jamie took you to a club today. He loved dancing. He loved drinking and most of all he loved being in your company. It was perfect.

However, there's a bit more than meets the eye.

He already got a bit tipsy at home before leaving and so did you. You two made out, got touchy with one another and before you knew it you were fumbling with your hands under his pants and vice versa. Maybe the alcohol gave you a wicked idea. It was evil, you've inserted a small vibrator up Jamie's folds with the other smaller end on his clit and you whispered to him that he'd have to go the whole night out with it in if he wanted to get touched at all during the rest of the week. He got flustered immediately and feigned being upset at how unfair and cruel you are to him.

So now you're here, sipping on your drink while he's dancing, unaware that you're grabbing the control right at this moment and you switch it on.

You have a hard time holding your laughter in as you see him spasm and cover his mouth from your sit.

He whips his head over to your direction and you turn away, pretending you're innocent.

You keep it on low, pulsating. You know he can feel it faintly. A few minutes pass and he walks over to you at the bar without saying a word.

His cheeks are flushed red. He asks the bartender for a gin and you up the intensity making him stutter for a second and squeeze his legs shut.

He finally turns to face you, drink in hand, shaking ever so slightly. "You're fuckin' evil."

"As if you don't like it?" You wink at him while tilting your glass fully, taking the last drop.

He watches you intently, he's so full of need, he just wants to take you back home and ravish you and hopefully get the favor returned too.

You notice him grip the pleather of the bar stool tight.

"Hm? Struggling already? So early on?" You up it again, putting it on a setting that alternates between high intensity and barely buzzing.

"Tsk..." He struggles to keep it together and not be too obvious to the rest of the people around, "If I ever put that thing on you, you'll pay."

"If you don't want me to put it on high for the rest of the night, I'd watch it. Apologize." You have a gleam in your eye.

"...sorry."

"Good boy."

You wait for him to get his drink and take a sip to scoot over closer to him and whisper in his ear.

"How wet are you right now?"

He chokes up on the drink for an instant.

He laughs nervously, "What do you think?".

You put the vibrator at max, if the music wouldn't be so loud the other guest would surely hear the vibrations.

"I want you to show me... Follow me."

You get up and make way through the crowd. You switch the setting back to alternating and peek over your shoulder to watch him struggle to keep up. He's so cute.

You walk over to the bathroom and wink at him before going it.

When he finally arrives at the door you pull him into a stall and lock the door with you both inside.

"Show me."

He lowers his pants and you see a wet spot through his underwear forming already.

You cross your arms and click your tongue in disapproval. "Jamie, Jamie, Jamie... Look at that mess... You're such a filthy boy..." You push him to sit atop of the toilet and lean towards him, pressing two fingers over his crotch, pressing the vibrator flusher agaisnt his heat. "You're so wet, it's a miracle it didn't show on your pants... Can you imagine, if people knew what the great Jamie Siu was up to?"

He squirms under your hand at a loss for words, he just stutters something incomprehensible out and whimpers deliciously.

"Is it too hard?" You ask him in a mocking tone.

"Y-yeah...ca-can't think straight..."

"Aww... Remember though, if you want me to take it out I won't touch you the whole week, not even tonight..."

"Gh!" He swallows dry and his breath hitches, he forgot about it already and he's cursing himself for letting you do this. How the hell is he surviving the night.

"I can touch you already if you want me too... With one condition."

"What condition?" He was quick to ask, shows how desperate and helpless he feels.

"You still need to keep *this*" smacking the vibrator lightly making it rumble, "inside you until we're home. Is that okay?"

"Y-yes!" His eyebrow are furrowed and high, eyes pleading for mercy.

"Beg me to touch you then, big boy..." You play with his hair and tease.

"P-please... Please I'll do anything, I just want to feel you on me..."

"So desperate for me... My sweet peacekeeper, you're so filthy... I can't wait to see your eyes roll to the back of your head when you come all over my tongue."

You pull his boxers down. His pussy lips are a bit swollen, so is the clit. You carefully slide two fingers in while keeping the vibe in place and softly curve them up before thrusting in and out. Your thumb resting atop the sensitive nub and rubbing at it in junction with the toy.

"Ah-! Shit-"

"Cussing already? Come on, I thought you to be stronger than that, you look so big and strong... And yet you're crumbling with my fingers inside your cunt Jamie..."

You kneel and take your tongue to his sex as well, lapping up inbetween the center to his clit. Focusing more on the latter. His hand is cupping his own mouth, trying to keep it down, muffling his moans and cries. You could never get tired of seeing him lose it. He looks like a fallen angel.

"You taste so good Jamie... Beats your tea any day." Neither of you can supress a smile. But it quickly resumes with you devouring and finger fucking him.

His leg is lifted and spasming until he props it against the stall wall, his toes curling.

"Come on, make a mess on my face like the filthy boy you are. Make me proud. Show me that you're mine." You don't let up. Face burried in him, with your other hand you reach for the controller and make the vibrator buzz higher.

He starts quivering, his spine arching and head tossed back. His muffled moans fill the bathroom. And he starts spurting lightly, tightening around your digits, you can feel his heartbeat in his cunt. "Good boy... that's my good boy."

You turn the vibrator off so he can catch his breath and remove your fingers and reach above to have him lick off his own juices and thank you. You lap him up a few more times and then get up.

He's looking up at you like he just had his brains fucked out, nothing in that skull anymore.

You plant a small kiss on his forehead and grab some toilet paper.

"Come on baby, let me clean you up." You gently wipe him and help him put his boxers and pants on. "You're such a good boy for me. Let's head back home yeah?"

He smiles, still with his face flushed red and heavy lidded eyes. "Yeah..."

#gourdkeeper #jamie siu x reader #jamie siu #trans jamie #requests

[omoghouls]

Or,…. ohhh OR….. bear with me, Modern AU, Ed’s housesitting for Stede but he’s never been there before and it turns out it’s HUGE, the very first day Ed’s there alone, he’s poked the house a little but can’t for the life of him find a fuckin toilet anywhere, he keeps looking but no luck, he reaches the point where he feels like he’s about to burst so he swallows his pride and calls Stede on his phone to ask where the hell the bathroom is, Stede does his best to tell him but… Bless his heart, he’s horrible at giving directions. So they’re just on the phone with Ed getting more and more frantic and Stede trying harder and harder to help, and then…Ed’s exhausted bladder hits a breaking point and he pisses himself all over the carpet in Stede’s house, while Stede is right there on the phone with him, and now he has to figure out how to break the news, quickly…unless Stede has already figured it out from Ed’s sudden silence

HhhhHHHHHH OMG Y E S

Ed's apartment is like, a kitchen + living room combo, a bathroom and bedroom- he can navigate that blind

But, Stede's house is like a damn museum to Ed- he almost doesn't want to touch anything in fear he's touching some priceless artifact (it's a vase Alma made at camp). But, he wanders around a bit, finding the kitchen and living room so, at least he can survive the weekend xD

Soon he feels the urge to piss, cant be that hard to find the washroom- annd he's jinxed himself because every door he's opened is either a pantry, study or a fucking basement door, none of which are gelping him.

Eventually Ed's grabbing himself, half a mind to just run outside and piss in the garden. But, god knows what type of fancy flowers Stede has out there that will die if they get pissed on. So, he just, has to call Stede-

"Oh! Okay well, down the hall-"

"Which one??"

"The one adjacent to the dining room, there is a hallway, one that has,,,I think one of Mary's paintings-"

"I don't know what she paints!"

"Mostly landscapes, still life-"

"Steeeede, bathroom."

"Right, sorry! Anyways, that hall-"

Ed has one hand firmly grinding against himself while the other is gripping the phone, staggering down the hallway- where multiple doors lay. He's far too desperate at this point, he lets out a breathy whine, unable to move

But, he tries to take a step,,,,only for everything to come unraveled. Ed just stands there, his bladder absolutely drenching himself and the carpet that sits beneath his feet.

There is a loooong silence between the two, Stede can hear Ed's moans and little noises- painfully obvious what has transpired. Stede waits a couple minutes before he speaks.

"T-the door on your left, that's the supply closest,,, there is an upholstery vacuum," he pauses, "and the door directly across from there is the washroom."

Ed is just so embarrassed, he can't even muster up, well anything besides 'fuck fuuck shit, I'm sorry, mate' before fuking hanging up because he just can't bare thinking how Stede was just there technically witnessed to his accident-

Now that he's empty, Ed is able to clean up the carpet and find the washroom- just washing his pants in the sink because like hell he's calling Stede again xD

Although Ed does get a text message from Stede saying Ed can barrow some of his clothing if need be

#m #omorashi #omocute #fandomo #stede bonnet #edward teach

[msookyspooky]

Omg, I just had a thought; Sev with a chaotic!vampire daughter\son figure?? (Think Claudia from Interview with a vampire except they're a teen lmao) like, maybe they had abusive parents and ran away and managed to either A. Get changed into a vampire or B. Get attacked THEN change into a vampire

They would play the innocent card to get people to let down their guard while the rest of the hooker gang would take their chance to attack 👀👀👀👀

I could ttly see it happening! He's probably one of the last ppl in the group that wants the responsibility of parenting, acts like a total hardass about it at first....And yet, the older kid-teen has him wrapped around their finger in no time. 😌

I just pictured the movie scene with TomCruise where Claudia fake cries to kill a woman who thinks she's an innocent girl and Lestat is smiling like an idiot in the shadows at how proud he is of her; 100% Severen behavior.

They would be a chip off the ol' block. He'd taint that kid into being a mini Severen and while everyone else is groaning in annoyance at that; he's thrilled! Getting them their own badge after killing a cop (And they'd probably want to bc Severen looks cool af what teen wouldn't gravitate towards him and want to be like him especially someone who looks up to him as a masc role model?) Get them their own revolver. Teach them new curse words. Try to get them to be as sadistic with kills as he is bc he clearly is apathetic towards humans after at least 125+ years of being alive so he figures why not have fun and play with your food a bit to keep vampire life interesting? He would protect his kid and teach them to protect themselvesself too. He would actually be an amazing Dad (Murder and stuff aside I guess) and probably a drastic change from wherever they came from. I can just see a teenager blowing something up and Severen grinning and yelling "THAT'S MY FUCKIN KID!!" while everyone is glaring at them bc NOW they just alerted every cop in the tri-state area of an explosion from them 😭☠️

And a daughter that's sadistic like Claudia? Oohhh mmyyyy gggoooddd. Let's use Claudia as a face claim bc if she showed up in a pretty dress with blood on her looking up at him like that and was like "Please don’t be mad at me🥺🥺🥺"

HE IS INTERNALLY AWWING EVEN IF HE REFUSES TO SHOW IT LIKE HIS CHEST HURTS AT HOW SOFT HE'D BE FOR HER. Tell me he wouldn't be like "I've known her for one day but if anyone hurts her I'm killin' every motherfucker in this room and then myself."

Like, she would absolutely have him wrapped around her finger, no questions asked. Bonus points if she calls him Dad or Papa after being with them for awhile; girl could have anything and he'd never say no.

Even if she's a complete rough ass tomboy; you bet she's pulling out the sweet innocent doe eyes just to get her way. After she does, he's like "...Wait a minute...Did you just con me???" Even tho he's proud af bc it's Severen of course he's glad his adopted kid is a survivor doing what it takes to win.

(Can you imagine the FUED that would happen if Homer had a crush on her and tried wooing her especially since he's technically a fucking old man mentally like he tried to do with Sarah? Severen would absolutely lose his shit for good reason. Like, feral and ready to have a shoot out with Homer and probably anyone siding with Homer on that. So here's to hoping she wants nothing to do with Homer and is like "Ew no." when she arrives. Now once she's much older mentally idk that's debatable especially since their both stuck as kids forever but I still think Sev would bristle at the idea of it bc Homer is not good enough for his babygirl or his pride in joy son or kid in general for that matter ☠️☠️☠️)

However, I could see just like Claudia and Homer; his kid being resentful of being stuck as a practical kid forever. If they're 16 and older maybe not but under that? Yeah, the bitterness of being in a 14 yr olds body forever or something like that would eventually take hold. And who knows if that would make them still like Severen or bitter towards him 10+ years from now. It probably depends on if he turned them or not.

And a they/them non binary kid would be treated most likely however they'd want to be treated 🤷🏼‍♀️ I just see Sev as respectful towards ppl he actually gives a shit about.

Honestly, no matter whether it's a daughter/son/affectionately named brat; he'd be a good chaotic Dad towards them ESPECIALLY if they were as unhinged as him. And he is definitely teaching them how to be ruthless regardless. No kid of Severen Van Sickle isn't walking around w/o a weapon or knowing how to get out of sticky situations.

[longeyelashedtragedy]

all or nothing episode 6: stream of consciousness comments

-ok fuck it i’m going for it

-this episode is called “super mik arteta”

-mikel bothered by the ivan toney tweet and reading it out loud to the squad is SO much lol

-laca just bringing good vibes to everyone...what a fucking sweetheart

-omg when they have to go into that theater room one on one with a coach it has such reality show confessional booth vibes lmao

-mikel saying he’s gonna fine them FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS if they fuck up in the training and everyone’s faces...

-and then granit throwing it right back at him OMG GOD THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECT

-”did you see what happened between russia and ukraine, guys? how do you feel about that?” MIKEL WTF jadl;fka;dfa;dadfhonestly this is me as a manager tho

-jfc mikel losing his VOICE

-also the way granit just watches him.....lovingly....absorbing it all

-granit being mini manager in the dressing room again

-mikel moving those magnets around the board fast as lightning...imagine what it’s like to be inside his mind 

-laca and emile playing rock paper scissors they are infectious omg

-granit’s BDE and sunshine walking into the canteen...

-mikel and edu plotting in spanish...mikel’s going to spend FIFTEEN HOURS studying the players???? lmao “studying” “the players” (granit)

-OH BOY WE’RE AT MIKEL’S HOUSE NOW

-his kids are so fuckin cute i Scream

- “if he’s on his own at home he will be 24/7 in the office” lorena spitting facts 

-bby oli wearing an arteta 8 jersey and helping his dad light the fire...

-OMG HIS KIDS ARE CALLING HIM OUT ON WORKING TOO HARD and they have little english accents i’m dying

-oli imitating mikel on the phone: “FIVE MORE MINUTES” this is KILLING me

-“dani, you want me to score a goal? it’s on camera so you have to let it go okay? i have to look good” and then he doesn’t let mikel score jfgskjgdkgjdkgl;d

-ok, lorena’s alright i suppose she passes the vibe check too but you know what REALLY passes the vibe check? the whole arteta family like damn my heart is so warm ajdkfl;akdjfadf much to process

-ok back to the Football

-”there’s a thin line between confidence and complacency” this is actually really interesting 

-ben white’s dad hates football??? i’m screaming lmao he had to go play football with his mom’s hair client

-”I just worked so much harder than everybody else”

-”i didn’t meet my wife in a church or in a library i met her in a nightclub” mikel’s latest motivational speech is about him trying to get with lorena maybe that’s why they don’t win this game...it’s the Compulsory Heterosexuality (This is a hilarious fuckin speech tho ngl)

-he forgot the word for library at first gjdkg;ldkg

-granit looking less than impressed when he starts talking about lorena ngl

-ben white being sad after the game is breaking my heart

-mikel always finding a positive spin...interesting tactic ngl.  very diplomat, politician type vibes

-sweet aaron :o

-laca comforting him in the dressing room...i miss this man’s vibes

-granit walking by in his underwear jakdfljakdfdf exCUSE me

-emile sitting there singing hard knock life.....he brings Joyousness every time he shows up on screen i swear

-aaron says having a small squad has made the team get closer

-ben and aaron looking over liverpool match together....jgkdgjd;jkgd

-carlos cuesta’s pep talk to ben is something else alright...his little whisper voice...also wait carlos cuesta is like an actual baby how does he have such BDE

-once again i’m like Freaking Out at the villa game even tho i’ve already seen it

-i’m so tired by this point ajkdfk;ladadf but these episodes were truly iconic like can we just End on this high note

-”YOU GO OUT THERE AND FUCKING TURN THE LIGHT ON AND PLAY FOOTBALL” omg i’m....how are we gonna survive with next week being the last week of these shenanigans MIKEL PUT THAT LIGHTBULB DOWN

#ihc watches all or nothing #name a better love story than me and mikel's tricky reds #too tired for more tags #but like granit is so beautiful it Kills me every time they show his face i'm like ????

[gggoldfinch]

oh hey what’s up?

It’s me, the person begging ms Ronnie for ur blog location

It turns out I was already following you and didn’t realise 😭 I must of followed long ago enough that I couldn’t remember who was who anymore so I’m terribly sorry about that but I know ur old username obvs

I was a scrollin through another swede lover’s account and saw the username itsminorine and was like WAIT A MINUTE I LOVE YOU only to realise the @ wouldn’t work

so here I am, back again from the depths to support one of my favs (: xo

AAAAA OMG HIIII Welcome welcome!!!!

Dude I’ve been seeing an uptick in fandom interaction which is fuckin banger???? Love that!! Ikea Fam Renaissance in the year 2022 hsjdkkflfhdjfjf Everyone must have the same braincell or something—hivemind I suppose— to be combing through all the same old stuff now lmao

Yea I totally outed this blog when I was still itsminorine (then red-birch-house for a hot minute before I deactivated) so a few people followed me here all the way back then.

but anyway THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMEMBERING ME OMG????? That means so much, I’m literally so touched that people have thought of me since then??? Aaaaaa?!!!! Ilysm you’re awesome feel free to pop by whenever 🥰🥰🥰🥰

also idk if you just liked my art or read my fic too, but I’ll add that I’m steadily reuploading my fic to ao3, newly edited/ revamped, and am in the process of finally finishing it… link is on my masterlist if you’re interested 😉

#MWAH ily #let’s bring back the blond boys this summer