#ooc: this took forever lol

[medicullmediator]

🗦HELLO! TODAY I THOUGHT I WWOULD TRY AND TACKLE THE SUBJECT OF MUTATIONS. FOR SENSITIVITY REASONS, AND BECAUSE IT SOUNDS COOLER, I WWILL BE REFERRING TO BLOOD-MUTATED TROLLS AS "NONCASTE" TROLLS. IF I GET ANYTHING WWRONG, PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO LET ME KNOWW. LEARNING GOES BOTH WWAYS.🗧

🗦I WWILL START WWITH BLOOD MUTATIONS.🗧

🗦BLOOD MUTATIONS ARE THE MOST FAMOUS OF ALL MUTATIONS, NO DOUBT IN PART TO THE INFLUENCE OF THE SIGNLESS. WWHEN TROLLS DISCUSS BLOOD MUTATIONS, THEY ARE GENERALLY REFERRING TO INVERTED BLOOD COLORS, OR INVERTS. THIS IS WWHAT THE SIGNLESS WWAS. THESE MUTATIONS ARE RELATIVELY EASY TO SPOT NOWWADAYS, DUE TO ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY ABLE TO DETECT BLOOD COLORS VERY QUICKLY. BESIDES, NEON BLOOD IS NOT SEEN ON THE RECOGNIZED CASTE (THE TOPIC OF INDIGOS HAVING "NEON" COLORED BLOOD IS NOT HAPPENING HERE).🗧

🗦SPEAKING OF NEON BLOOD, THIS IS ANOTHER FAIRLY COMMON MUTATION. IT MAY NOT SEEM TOO DIFFERENT FROM INVERTS BECAUSE THEY CAN BOTH BE PRETTY BRIGHT AND FLASHY, BUT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD OCULAR SPHERULE YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE, THE MAIN ONE BEING THAT INVERSION CAN HAPPEN WWITH CUSPS AS WWELL, WWHILE NEONS ARE STRICTLY STUCK TO THE CASTE.🗧

🗦MIXED BLOOD IS A BLOOD MUTATION WWHICH INVOLVES HAVING TWWO OR MORE BLOOD COLORS SIMULTANEOUSLY. IT LOOKS AKIN TO UNMIXED PAINT. GRUBS WWITH MIXED BLOOD ARE EASY TO SPOT, AND MANY ARE IMMEDIATELY CULLED, WWHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE IT MEANS RECORDS FOR THIS PHENOMENON ARE NOT PLENTIFUL.🗧

🗦ABNORMAL SEADWWELLERS ARE SEADWWELLERS THAT HAVE BLOOD THAT IS NOT VIOLET OR FUCHSIA. THIS IS AN ALL-INCLUSIVE TERM. AS LONG AS THEY ARE A SEADWWELLER WWITHOUT VIOLET OR FUCHSIA BLOOD, THEY COUNT. THIS INCLUDES ALL NONCASTE INDIVIDUALS. IT INCLUDES ALBINO AND MELANISTIC TROLLS. THESE ARE OFTEN CULLED RIGHT AWWAY.🗧

🗦ALBINO TROLLS ARE PALER THAN OTHER TROLLS. THEY HAVE WWHITE OR MOSTLY WWHITE HAIR AND VERY PASTEL BLOOD. THEY ARE SENSITIVE TO THE SUN, EVEN BY TROLL STANDARDS, AND ARE WWEAK AND FRAGILE. I HAVE SEEN ALBINO TROLLS WWITH OTHER BLOOD MUTATIONS, BUT THEY WWERE ALL STILLHATCHED.🗧

🗦ON THE OTHER END, MELANISTIC TROLLS ARE DARK THAN MOST OTHER TROLLS. THEIR SKIN IS DARKER, AS WWELL AS THEIR BLOOD. THESE TROLLS EYES WWILL NOT FILL WWITH COLOR AS THEY AGE. I HAVE SEEN MELANISTIC TROLLS WWITH OTHER BLOOD MUTATIONS, BUT THEY WWERE ALL STILLHATCHED.🗧

🗦MELANISTIC TROLLS ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE BLACK CASTE. THE BLACK CASTE IS NOT A THING, AND IF IT IS, IT'S NOT GIVING YOU GOD TIER POWWERS. I'M SORRY FOR UNLEASHING THAT DISCOURSE ON YOU ALL.🗧

🗦MOVING AWWAY FROM BLOOD MUTATIONS, THERE ARE PLENTY OF MUTATIONS THAT DO NOT AFFECT BLOOD COLOR. APART FROM RELATIVELY INVISIBLE SHIT LIKE RESISTANCE TO EXTREME HOT OR COLD TEMPERATURES OR THE ABILITY TO STAND IN THE SUN WWITHOUT GETTING COOKED, THESE ARE MORE VISIBLE.🗧

🗦ANOTHER FAMOUS MUTATION IS WWINGED TROLLS. THERE HAS BEEN AT LEAST ONE WWINGED TROLL THAT WWE KNOWW OF, THE SUMMONER. WWINGED TROLLS CAN FLY, BUT THE WWINGS ARE VERY SENSITIVE AND FRAGILE. THE WWINGS THEMSELVES CAN BE ANY STYLE, I BELIEVE, AS THE SUMMONER HAD MORE BUTTERFLYESQUE WWINGS BUT I HAVE SEEN A WWINGED TROLL WWITH MORE ANGELESQUE WWINGS. GRUBS DO NOT HAVE WWINGS. INSTEAD, THEY DEVELOP WWINGS UPON LEAVING THEIR COCOON. PLEASE DON'T ASK ME HOWW I KNOWW ALL OF THIS.🗧

🗦THE DIFFERENCE BETWWEEN A WWINGED TROLL AND A SKYDWWELLER IS THAT SKYDWWELLERS DON'T EXIST. SEADWWELLERS ARE CALLED SEADWWELLERS BECAUSE THEY DWWELL IN THE SEA. IF THEY DID NOT, THEY WWOULD BE SOILDWWELLERS. THERE ARE NO FLOATING ISLANDS IN THE SKY AND YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY WWALK ON CLOUDS (MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST IS NOT AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF HAVING WWINGS). WWINGED TROLLS DO EXIST! SKYDWWELLERS DO NOT.🗧

🗦TAILS ARE ANOTHER MUTATION. ALL SEADWWELLER GRUBS HAVE TINY LITTLE TAILS THAT GENERALLY GO AWWAY AFTER COCOONING, BUT SOME DO NOT. I DON'T THINK THIS IS NECESSARILY A CULLABLE OFFENSE? IT'S NOT A THREAT TO HIC, BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A DISABILITY EITHER, UNLESS YOU TRY AND SIT ON A CHAIR WWITH A BACK OR LIKE WWEARING TIGHT JEANS. HAHA. THIS IS MOST COMMON WWITH SEADWWELLERS, AND I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS MUTATION WWITH SEADWWELLERS, BUT I CANNOT RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF A SOILDWWELLING TROLL HAVING A TAIL.🗧

🗦NO, THAT ONE OLIVE GIRL WWHO MADE HEADLINES SOME SWWEEPS BACK FOR LIVING IN A CAVE ISN'T A TAILED TROLL. THAT'S AN OBVIOUS FAKE TAIL.🗧

🗦FIN MUTATIONS ARE THE MOST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE OF THE BUNCH, ASSUMING THEY ARE ONLY AESTHETIC.MOST SEADWWELLING TROLLS HAVE THE SAME TYPE OF FINS, BUT THERE HAVE BEEN INCREASING NUMBERS OF TROLLS WWITH MORE DECORATIVE OR ODD FINS. THESE ARE SHOWWN IN THE IMAGE BELOWW. UNLIKE BASICALLY EVERY OTHER MUTATION, THESE ARE SEEN AS DESIRABLE AND PRETTY.🗧

🗦I DOUBT THESE ARE REALLY MUTATIONS, BUT I WWANTED TO ADD ANYWWAY: THERE ARE MULTIPLE SIGNS THAT FALL OUTSIDE OF THE GOVERNMENT-RECOGNIZED 288. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON UNRECOGNIZED SIGNS, CONTACT ME RIGHT AWWAY.🗧

🗦I ALSO THINK IT WWOULD BE WWISE TO ADDRESS LEGAL MUTATIONS, OR MUTATIONS THAT AREN'T IMMEDIATELY CULLBAIT. THERE ARE PLENTY OF THESE IF YOU LOOK.🗧

🗦THE MOST OBVIOUS WWOULD BE SEADWWELLERS. SEADWWELLERS WWEREN'T ALWWAYS A THING. THEY TEND TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE THE MESSIAHS OF THE TROLL RACE AND THAT THEY ARE THE PROGENITORS OF ALL LIFE WWORTH SAVING IN THE UNIVERSE, BUT HISTORY IS WWRITTEN BY THE WWINNERS. SEADWWELLERS ARE A MUTATION. THERE IS MUCH SPECULATION REGARDING THIS, AS MOST INFORMATION SPEAKING ON THIS HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. A COMMON THEORY IS THAT NOT ONLY ARE SEADWWELLERS MUTANTS, BUT THEIR BLOOD IS TOO. VIOLET BLOOD IS COMMONLY ACCEPTED TO BE A STRAIGHT MUTATION FROM PURPLE. FUCHSIA'S ORIGINS ARE MORE DEBATED, BUT THE REIGNING THEORY IS THAT THEY CAME FROM EITHER RUST OR A RUST CUSP. HOWW DID EVERYTHING GO SO WWRONG? I CAN'T TELL YOU, BUT I CAN AT LEAST ACKNOWWLEDGE IT.🗧

🗦PSIIONICS ARE A MUTATION AS WWELL, ESPECIALLY THE POWWERFUL ONES. MOST TECHNOLOGY ON ALTERNIA IS BIOTECHNOLOGY, AT LEAST PARTIALLY. THEY ARE MADE FROM SPECIALLY-RAISED GRUBS THAT ARE USED AS BATTERIES, FILM STRIPS, AND OTHER THINGS. SOMEWWHERE IN HISTORY, SOME OF THOSE SPECIAL GRUBS WWERE LEFT TO PUPATE. THESE GRUBS GREWW UP TO BE TROLLS WWHO WWERE VERY TELEKINETICALLY POWWERFUL. THESE TROLLS ARE ALL GOLDBLOODS. IF THEIR PSIIONICS ARE STRONG ENOUGH, THEY WWILL HAVE TWWO DIFFERENT-COLORED EYES WWITH NO PUPILS. THIS IS OFTEN CALLED VISION TWWOFOLD. THESE TROLLS END UP AS BATTERIES FOR SHIPS NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN.🗧

🗦CERULEAN MIND POWWERS ARE ALSO IMPORTANT. THESE ARE CALLED VISION EIGHTFOLD. TECHNICALLY, ONLY A CERTAIN TYPE OF CERULEAN POWWER IS REALLY VISION EIGHTFOLD, BUT IT'S USED AS A BLANKET TERM FOR ANY CERULEAN POWWERS NOWWADAYS. CERULEANS WWITH THESE POWWERS HAVE SOME SORT OF EYE MUTATION WWHICH IS ALWWAYS VERY OBVIOUS. THEY CAN CONTROL TROLLS, OR AT LEAST MAKE THEM SLEEP. SOME CAN EVEN CONTROL MANY TROLLS AT A TIME, A TRICKY MANEUVER KNOWWN AS A MOBIUS DOUBLE REACHAROUND.🗧

🗦I BELIEVE CHUCKLEVOODOOS ARE MAINLY RELIGION-BASED RATHER THAN GENETIC, AND I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES TO SPECULATE ON THE POWWERS ON THE LONG-EXTINCT LIME CASTE.🗧

🗦RAINBOWW DRINKERS ARE A STRANGE TOPIC. MANY DO NOT BELIEVE THEY EXIST. I, HOWWEVER, KNOWW OTHERWWISE. I WWILL NOT BE NAMING NAMES FOR LIFE'S SAKE, BUT I WWILL CONFIRM THEIR EXISTENCE. THESE TROLLS NEED TO DRINK TROLL BLOOD (AND SPECIFICALLY TROLL BLOOD--LUSUS BLOOD IS NOT USUALLY VIABLE) TO SURVIVE. THEY ARE SUPER STRONG AND SUPER FAST, AND THEY HAVE SUN RESISTANCE. THEY HAVE BRIGHT YELLOWW EYES INSTEAD OF THE MORE MODERATELY-TONED YELLORANGE EYES THAT MOST TROLLS HAVE AND THEIR SKIN IS A BRIGHT MARBLE WWHITE. ALSO, THEY GLOWW LIKE LIGHTBULBS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RAINBOWW DRINKER GRUB BEFORE, SO I BELIEVE IT IS A LATE-ONSET MALADY. 🗧

🗦I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LONG POST. I GOT AHEAD OF MYSELF. BUT IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WWANT TO ADD, LET ME KNOWW IMMEDIATELY AND I WWILL ADD ADDENDUMS. TO ALL READERS--HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.🗧

#ooc: this took forever lol #grumblr #homestuck #unreality #roleplay #roleplay blog #rp blog #reblog #long post #very long post #longpost #really long post #image heavy #text heavy

[badly-drawn-inkt]

Aww black you gonna have a tantrum?

(This video has some cussing)

#Comrade Black #Answered #Video #ooc // god its finally done djdbhdhd #sorry this took forever i was having so much fun with it #also no this isnt canon to the current timeline its just memey #dw we havent activated the hypnoray yet lol

[magicveiled]

finally created a pinned banner that i actually like...

#ooc. | * the real world sucks enter the matrix ! #only took fricking forever lol

[lost-generation-au]

Yeah, we still got to find Charlie and Sneeg.....maybe they are back at your....Home base? I don't know what else to call it......

- 🍄 

#ooc sorry this took forever LOL #generation loss au #generation loss #genloss #genloss au #lgau #lost generation au #lgau ask #lgau gen 1

[iridescent-king]

You blog makes me really happy. :] Every time I see that you've posted it immediately gives me a little boost of dopamine to my funny little dopamine deprived brain. :]

Glad i can help bring you the juice my dude x3 ♡

#I get a little boost of dopamine to my funny little dopamine deprived brain #whenever ppl send me nice asks like this #im so grateful ppl enjoy my silly posts #i cant wait to share some of the new stuff ive been cookin up XD #ooc #answer #sorry it took me forever 2 answer too btw lol #ADHD flavour soup can in my head #thank you

[fatespins]

hmmm.jpg

#ooc #dash games #memes #kinda both lol #this took forever but it's an interesting character experiment !

[moontched]

CARRD IS DOOOOOONE.

#god that took forever lol #( shark bait ooh ha ha ) / * ooc .

[monterraverde]

//I HAVE FINALLY TRAINED THE TUMBLR ALGORITHM ITS SPITTING OUT RIKA ART CONSISTENTLY NOW.

#only took forever lol #ooc: shiros talking

[noonegetsleftbehind]

*    knowing  your  partner  well  can  potentially  make  writing  a  lot  easier,    repost,    do  not  reblog.

                                                                                meet the mun. — basics

NAME:  J. PRONOUNS:  he/him PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: I basically live on discord SINGLE / TAKEN: married 

— three facts

𝙞.  I have a tattoo of Freddie Mercury on my right wrist. so far my only tattoo, but god do I want more 𝙞𝙞.  I’m actually allergic to cats (and dogs lol), but have never not owned a cat in my life and this also does not stop me from straight up smooshing my face against a cat for smooches and loving on it.  𝙞𝙞𝙞.  I have a designer breed dog (a mix between a Shih Tzu and a Bichon) that I never intended on getting named Ziggy, but one look at him when he was a puppy and it was all over. I love him more than anything basically and can’t imagine my life without this idiot. He’s the best gift my wife has ever given me.

— experience

I have been on tumblr in some way, shape, or form since 2012. I’ve done it all from group rp, running groups, building my own groups, indie, canon, multi and OC. I’ve been in all kinds of different fandoms and wound up here in this one last year. This is where I live now. Before RP I wrote a lot of fanfic. For yeeeeaaarrrs lol. I also live on discord now too and I do a shit ton of rp there too for mutuals. 

— sub-genres

FLUFF: I love fluff! Sometimes you just need to see your muse(s) just having a genuine good time. Sometimes you just need it because maybe you yourself are having a bad day or something irl. It’s good to have, but... In reality it typically won’t last that long in a thread with me or interaction. I need to have some kind of drama or something furthering the plot. Fluff is something, more often then not for me, that just gets nicely sprinkled in between everything else.  SMUT: I will be the first to admit I love it lol. All rules apply, of course. Also? It has to be a ship I have already written or am writing currently. I also have to be pretty fucking comfortable with the mun to even consider it usually. It definitely has its place in writing and furthering plots/things. Plus, it can be pretty beautifully written sometimes. It’s an art just like any other writing.  ANGST: I like to think I am practically the king of angst. I live it. Breathe it. Welcome it. Worship it. It is my absolute FAVORITE to write. I feel I am at my best, writing wise, when I can write angst. The emotions, the drama of it all is just *chef’s kiss*. If you write with me at all, ever, expect there to be angst. That’s just how it’s gonna be. 

— plots versus memes

I think that it’s definitely easier to just jump right into memes. Sometimes some of my best ever threads and interactions have come from memes. However, that doesn’t discount the whole awesomeness that is actually sitting down to plot something out and seeing that unravel. They both have their pros and cons and I love them for both. I just tend to default to memes when a plot is hard to come up with. 

— long or short replies

Both. Both are very valid. The length isn’t necessarily indicative of the quality of the reply. As long as there is something there to go off of? That’s all there needs to be. You write what you feel is the best length for any of your replies and I do the same. Just.... Most of the time mine wind up being very long and I just hope people know they don’t HAVE to match that haha. 

— best time to write

It’s honestly a crapshoot for me lol. In the past I have done the majority of my writing late at night or at least at night. I find the night hours to be pleasing to my creative soul. However, I do sometimes go to bed like a normal human and wake up at normal hours so writing happens sporadically then. It just really depends on the day for me.

𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙: Actually stolen from the always lovely giver of slutty cookies @fasciinating 𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜: @fcrrokinetic​, @agntkennedy​, @seeksbrother​, @facetedspades​, @lawfulchaotics​, @bratfield​, @bastardsunlight​, @vehxmence​, @solemnxodium​, @captainredfields​, @nightlyvisitor​, @daughterofnero​ and any of you beautiful mutuals <3

#|| BSAA File: OOC || #//this took me an EMBARRASSINGLY long time to do #//because I am forever distracted #//also the formatting got fucked and I cannot be assed to deal with it lol

[ednaeflowers]

#was looking through some skits to review tiny miscellaneous details of my girl before i go to bed #and i wanted to save on my blog this particular screenshot i took #so that i can fondly remember her biggest queen of t.sundere moment LKJHGF #i think she has some more tsun moments with meebo off the top of my head but #we'd be here forever if i had to screenshot all of her t.sundere queen moments lol #i think this one is her number 1 moment ! which i adore very much !!!!!! #i love her ............ 🥹💛💛💛 #also : i love how z.aveid and s.orey openly accept her tsun side here haha 💗💗 #i wonder how e.izen put up with it 🤔 #i think she shows her soft side to HIM at least -- but it probs got worse as she grew up #since she was sassing him in their arise cameo but they have lots of soft moments in rays where he actually visits her ;_; #maybe one day i can write her being super tsun -- that would be a challenge i'd happily take haha #oh wow i didn't mean to go off lkjhgf -- i just love her ! #i'll put this in my headcanons tag if i feel like expanding more on it in the future #°˖✧❀ ❛ out of offerings. ┊ ooc. ❀✧˖° #°˖✧❀ ❛ memories. ┊ headcanons. ❀✧˖°

[what-the-fuck-khr]

finally finished the Sumeru quest my fucking god. after a certain point it started to feel like it was dragging on and on….. so much talking damn. I read almost all of it but still lol

#definitely very interesting though #slow….. but interesting #took me forever bc I didn’t have the soace to play it lol #ooc

[tr4umaborn]

i dont think yall understand.... how much i love.... thomas james hammond.... with my entire heart and soul..... he's my oc..... i take him from canon and ive made him mine....

#** ooc. #robin understands tonight LOL #no i just... have developed him so much #and i have a lot of really great friends to thank who listen to my rants #because at the end of the day #when i gave up scott #this boy took over my heart #and he will have it forever

[boraxquinn]

What are some of the differences between between Bora and Tsuki?

{Mun talking}

Oh gosh. How are they alike is probably a better question lol

Tsuki is very immature. Not in a bad way though. When I say that, I mean she has no idea what she is doing half of the time. She needs to be lead and told what to do a lot. And if she does make a decision by herself, she will look to others to be like "is this right? Am I doing good?" She however, like Bora, loves the idea of love. She falls in love really fast and very deeply. HOWEVER, unlike Bora, she will keep it secret because she doesn't want to be embarrassed if the feelings aren't there for the other person. She also isn't that confident. Her confidence comes and goes. She gets scared very easily too. Hates getting into fights. She is still learning how to be a good girlfriend and she is always worried about messing things up in her relationships. She is a very shy but bubbly person. She also isn't afraid of looking silly on camera. Lots of day dreaming, loves anything pink (and her favorite color Red) , girly and bunnies. She is really good at styling herself. Lots of bunny plushies and toys. Has no idea how to be sexy. If someone tells her she is sexy she will just blanky stare at them. So in the bedroom, she kind of needs to be lead along with what to do. But sometimes she will relax and just let her body tell her what to do but still... not confident in that kind of thing xD

Bora... Is just a badass confident woman! She knows she is beautiful and will tell you. She knows she is sexy and fun. Very outspoken, sometimes will lead her into fights but she isn't afraid of that. She will stand her ground. She will tell you if she doesn't like you to your face. But will also shower you with love if she does like you. She only wants the best of the best but that's what she deserves. And when I say that, I mean the best in everything in life. The best clothes, jewelry, houses, vacations, the most handsome men as her partners. She knows she is the summer queen and she will demand that respect. And if you don't give her that respect, she will send you packing. Personally kick you out the door herself. She is very motherly. She loves children and wants to be a mom herself. If she gets close to you, she will want to take care of you in any way she can. You can always go to her for advice cause she has been through everything. Work, break ups, marriages, friendships. She has been through it all. Like I said with Tsuki, she loves love. She is a very confident woman who can be on her own but she also wants to be a wife and have a family. So if a relationship breaks up, she will be heartbroken but she will try to find another person right away to fill that gap. And that person is gonna be one of the handsome men out there cause she has high standards lol She doesn't like being a stay at home mom but she loves to cook, clean the house and help take care of her partner. Always there for support. She is also a really emotional person as well. She isn't happy all the time, sometimes she does get really depressed. She will go into crying fits and drinking if she can't sleep. If she is left alone for too long she get's really insecure. When it comes to sex, confidence at 100%. She knows she can seduce any man she wants and she will use that power. Very body confident. She is very experimental too. She will try anything at least once. But she knows what she likes and doesn't. Overall a very affectionate and loving person. Everyone's dream noona you could say ^.^

#ooc #(that took forever #(you better read it anon! lol #tsuki;info

[nanaminis]

piggyback rides

synop: you want trueform!sukuna to give you a piggyback ride and he doesn’t know what it is. that’s it.

tags: fluffy fluff fluff, fem!reader (referred as woman once, refers to self as ‘queen’ and ‘wife’ once), ooc sukuna (only bc he’s less of an asshole), possessive behavior (kind of?), mentions of sukuna-typical violence, likely historically inaccurate, not proofread. i couldn’t determine whether or not he was actually wearing a haori or something similar - correct me if i’m wrong n i’ll change it!

notes: basic ass title ik... erm sorry! another post in two days is a miracle so i’m a little proud of myself. half-assed ending lol... anyway, this is just a silly lil drabble!! any interaction is much appreciated, enjoyyyy! :3

“what.”

the first set of crimson eyes dart down to look at you, the other set still tracking the scuttling servants. you’re situated quite snugly in his expansive lap — two thick arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you into the warmth of his bare chest. “what the hell is that?”

you nibble the inside of your cheek to suppress a smirk. finally, you know something that sukuna does not! and it only took three years. “it’s where i get on your back and you carry me around. quite simple, truthfully.”

he snorts at the slight condescension in your voice. for something so agitating, you have quite the ego. “mm. and why should i do that for you? you can walk on your own, unless your legs are mysteriously broken all of a sudden.”

“because,” you say with a huff, “it’s fun. don’t you want to bond with your queen?”

anxious eyes of passing maids sneak glances at you, your little huff drawing their attention. sukuna shifts you in his lap, turning you to the side, and the massive sleeve of his robe moves to obscure your form from their undeserving gaze. “we have bonded enough.”

“and it would not hurt to bond some more!” you counter. sukuna’s stubbornness is something you absolutely adore about him, but not right now. “can the mighty king of curses not spare a moment of his day to entertain his wife’s wish?”

he falls silent at this, and you can practically see the gears churning in his big head. he’ll cave. if there’s one thing that’s undeniable about the sorcerer, it’s his curiosity.

“... fine,” he grunts. after scooping you up and setting you down, he stands up and gestures with his hand. “so how do we do it?”

your lips curve up into a smirk. “okay, turn around so that your back is facing me.”

sukuna turns around, folding one pair of arms over his chest.

“then, crouch down a little.”

a beat passes, and then he crouches down, back muscles flexing underneath the dark fabric of his haori.

you step up behind him and slide your arms around his neck. his adam’s apple bobs, and the other arms move to cradle your butt. “if this is an attempt to choke me, it isn’t work.”

he always thinks someone’s out to get him. you roll your eyes. “no. if i wanted to kill you, i likely would’ve attempted forever ago.” you lift your lower half onto the lower part of his back, and your legs wrap around his hips.

another beat passes. “is that it?”

“yep.”

sukuna adjusts you, his hold on you becoming more secure as he rights himself to his full height. the warmth of your breath ghosts across his ear, and he can smell the scented lotion you applied this morning.

why hadn’t he done this before?

“soooooo,” you drawl, and he can hear the smile in your beautiful voice without even having to look. you’re so close — he hears the little inhale before you speak, the nearly imperceptible huff of laughter once you finish. “what are you just standing here for? we gotta walk around, explore the estate! it’s not fun if we’re just stuck in one place.”

“i am not a servant,” he warns, voice gruff, but he starts to move towards the throne room’s exit anyway. anyone unfortunate enough bows, mutters a jumbled greeting to the both of you, and scrambles out of the way.

it’s no secret that sukuna is more... benevolent, when you’re around. but that is a double-edged sword — if someone dares to disturb your peace or inconvenience you in his presence, they’d be facing a swift death, along with their parents for giving birth to such vermin.

“apologies, my spectacular husband.” you lean forward a bit and press a kiss onto his cheek, leaving a faint lipstick stain. “now, please, venture forth.”

he rolls his eyes. “if you command me again, woman, i am going to sprint.”

the teasing lilt quickly disappears from your voice, and your arms tighten around his neck. “n-no, that isn’t necessary.”

sukuna’s pace increases, now a brisk jog instead of a leisure walk, and you can hear the gravel crunching beneath his feet. “oh? is it not?”

“it isn’t!” you squeak. a little embarrassing, yes, but you know how fast sukuna is — you’re positive that if he broke out into a full-speed run, you’d be sick by the end of it.

“let’s find out and see.”

#﹒writing #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk sukuna #sukuna #sukuna fluff #ryomen sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #ryomen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna x you

[lovelettersfromkiki]

alright depression i'm not letting you win. i don't care that its one am. i'm busting out that google doc and WRITING already

#don’t mind kiki ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ooc talk #but seriously #i'm DOING IT #oh and yes #i did make an AoO account #took forever to get the email lol but i'm IN #so it'll go there #very likely #in the future

[startold-a]

// me @ nathan parsons characters:

#he is so. idk. #makes my brain brrrrrr #can't believe I'm watching the ogs just for him #god it took me forever to figure out his name bc the tag is full of. other stuff lol #but I did. #I don't care about the vampire guys sorry. I just want the woof woof #✦ ( ooc )