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I found such a pretty picrew!!!
@churchoftheconfusedchicken and everyone else who wants <3
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❛ It looks quite appetizing doesn't it? ❜ You say this as you present the other with a oozing purple ... thing. It's small enough to fit into your hand and has a citrusy smell, yet it looks absolutely grotesque in nature. ❛ It's quite a unique delicacy in the north~ And i'm sharing it with you~ So... ❜ You move closer, pressing the grotesque food towards their mouth as the oozing purple liquid drips down your glove. ❛ You~ better~ eat~ it~ ❜
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open to mutuals.
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇, and then a groan. It's probably fine. Maybe. Checking on her probably wouldn't go amiss, though.
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❝ it's not like i try to blow things up, exactly. it just sort of happens. you've got to admit though, fire is fuckin' great. ❞
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❝ 𝐈 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 best way to get what you want out of an american is to tickle their balls until they can pronounce worcestershire properly . they never can , works every time . ❞
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“I got in a fight!” And while the bruises on her cheeks and arms indicated it was a rough one, her SMILE says that, at the very least, she won. “I saw some older boys hurting a tiny pokémon and I just...got so angry!”
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“It’s so hot...I think I’m ready for the cooler weather once more.”
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open.
“time to stop staring.”
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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birds of a feather
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❛ If you could be an inhuman creature, what would it be~? ❜ You ask as a creature that is technically inhuman. ❛ Unshockingly, I'd be a "werewolf". The sage told me about these creatures and I am fascinated by them. ❜
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in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten
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i need dabi to experience the trials of being a stay-at-home adult son
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Studying the hundred years war so I can study the war of the roses so I can read Shakespeare so I can read Macchiavelli so I can study the 30 Years War so I can appreciate Rembrandt so I can understand the rise of colonialism as a means of European hegemony so I can read Victor Hugo so I can read Marx so I can read Edward Said so I can read Dune so I can read Fevre Dream so I can read ASOIAF so I can write au fanfiction on the internet
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looks like my summer vacation is… over.
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