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maqui-chan · 13 days

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i have a thing called reading too fast and it makes me prone to misreading texts. for a second i really thought 'whitney i know you're a whore but goddamn not my caretaker 😭'

#degrees of lewdity #bailey the caretaker #whitney the bully #dol #or did i misread it #since the pc doesnt have a phone does the library have yaoi #or the local bookstore

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autoneurotic · 1 month

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i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind

#keep misreading haveaplan as heaven?!??!?!? osbdbfjdj #everyone telling me to quit my job over this:#this is the best job i’ve ever had in my 14 years of working LOL #well. the pay is shit. but i like the schedule and my store is very good. michael’s as a company sucks ass sucks complete asssssss #but my lil store is <3 #ALSO say hiii to the new events host and coordinator <3 i did not get a raise <3

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starryeyedjanai · 10 months

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tell me (everything will be alright)

steddie | 814 words | cw: drugs

Steve doesn’t pretend to know what Eddie gets up to in his spare time. He imagines he probably smokes a lot of weed, maybe dabbles in some of the harder stuff he sells from time to time.

So he’s utterly taken aback when Eddie calls him freaking out about a bad trip, asking if he’ll come over and babysit him because he, “Took something, Steve. Please, just get over here.”

He’s even more surprised when he’s sitting on the Munson couch and asks Eddie what he took that he needs babysitting for and Eddie won’t give him a straight answer.

“I’ve just, I’ve never taken it before, so I didn't know how I’d react,” Eddie says, and Steve is concerned.

Mushrooms? LSD? PCP? Are those two the same thing? Steve is not knowledgeable enough to babysit someone as they trip; he’s totally gonna screw this up.

Eddie turns to him with wide eyes and says, “I feel crazy, man. Like, I’m seein’ shit.”

“Like hallucinating?” Steve asks, running a stressed hand through his hair. He is not equipped to deal with this. “I need you to tell me what you took, man. I need to know what I’m dealing with here.”

Eddie shakes his head, says, “It’s stupid. It’s so stupid. You’re gonna make fun of me.”

“I promise I won't make fun of you. Please just tell me,” Steve asks, begs really, because this is starting to scare him.

Eddie grumbles and groans, but eventually says, “It’s on the counter,” with a frown.

Steve scrambles to get up and look. He looks on the counter and - he doesn't find anything. He sees leftovers, he sees a bottle of Benadryl, he sees random pieces of mail. He does not see drugs that would require someone to babysit Eddie while he trips.

“Eddie, I don't see- is it on the bathroom counter? I need to know what you took.” He turns around and sees Eddie listing sideways on the couch, like he’s fading fast. “Fuck,” Steve whispers, sprinting back over to the couch.

He kneels in front of Eddie and sits him upright again.

He’s not freaking out. He’s just going to be so, so calm about this. “Eddie,” he says, voice measured. “I need to know what you took so I can help you. I can't help if I don't know what I’m dealing with.”

Eddie looks at him through squinted eyes. “’told you it’s on the counter.”

“I didn't see anything on the counter,” he says, trying not to snap.

“It’s the-“ Eddie breathes deep through his nose. “It’s the goddamn Benadryl. Took two of those motherfuckers and now I’m so, so dizzy, Stevie.” He doesn't slur the words, but it's a close thing.

Steve stares at him. Breathes out deep and just stares for a minute. His lips twitch.

Eddie purses his lips. “You’re making fun of me in your head. I can tell!”

“Ed,” he tries saying, but a laugh bubbles up in his throat and he has to stop and throw a hand over his mouth to contain it.

“Steeeeeve,” Eddie whines, frowning, pathetic.

“I’m so sorry,” Steve says, pulling himself together. “You’re right. This is serious. You took two Benadryl.”

“I took two Benadryl,” Eddie repeats. He yawns, his jaw cracking.

Steve doesn't laugh. He tries to not even smile, but it’s so hard with Eddie looking at him with such sad eyes.

“You’re gonna be fine,” he says, pulling himself up and plopping down on the couch next to Eddie.

“How do you know that? I’m still dizzy,” Eddie says.

“I think you just, you got yourself a little worked up, is all.” He puts an arm around Eddie, guiding him to rest his head in Steve's lap. “As soon as you relax, you’ll fall right asleep. And I’ll be here the entire time.”

“You won't leave? You’re sure? You’ll stay the whole time?” Eddie asks.

“I won't leave,” he says, brushing a hand through Eddie’s hair.

“Oh,” Eddie says, when Steve’s hands continue to play with his hair. “This is nice,” he says through a yawn.

“See?” Steve says. “You’ll be asleep in just a minute and everything will be fine.”

“You won't let the demons get me?” Eddie asks nonsensically, voice slurring with how to close to sleep he is.

“I won't let any demons get to you. I’ll fight them off,” he says, smiling down at Eddie.

“You’ll protect me?” he asks. And-

And something funny happens in Steve’s chest, like his heart skips a beat or something.

“Yeah,” he says. “I’ll protect you. I’ll always protect you.”

Eddie sighs and says, “Yeah, I know you will.”

And that feeling is still there as Eddie’s breathing evens out. Steve keeps his hand in Eddie’s hair, succumbing to the fact that he’s stuck here until Eddie wakes up.

He thinks there are worse places he could be.

#this is lighthearted and dumb so don’t let the drug cw scare you #steddie #stranger things #st ficlet #stranger things ficlet #steddie ficlet #janai.doc #was this inspired by a real story of me taking 2 store brand benadryl because I misread the label? maybe #did I immediately conk out for 11 hours and have Benadryl Dreams2.0? yes

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catliker49 · 1 month

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Whoopsies!

AAAAHH!!! I think I have found the style I love so so much! I used to draw quite similar to this within my first few months of getting into Welcome Home, but I think I have improved a lot!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY! I will redraw an old Picture I made of Wally when I had just gotten into Welcome Home! (I will show the before and after.. but you mustn't bully me...) I will Do this when it is the one year Anniversary of me getting into Welcome Home!! (April 4th! Haha!)

I really Hope you Love this!!

And now.. I will sleep... Play Splatoon... and do my final piece..!

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inkskinned · 1 year

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you examine yourself like studying a virus.

for days after, months - years, even - you torture yourself over small objects. times where you misspoke or interrupted with a joke when you should have listened. times when you didn't know how to show your support. times when you were louder, brassier, inappropriate for the situation. times when you were too quiet, shy, cold.

fucker. you constantly promise that next-time you'll do better. you will make sure every person you come in contact with leaves smiling. that they'll all feel loved and accepted and held. that you take care. other people do it! other people are actually good people; you're just cruel.

it feels like you are fighting a horrible little beetle. one of those parasites that control ants. one who comes up and wiggles into your brain and makes you a shameful ghost of a person. too spineless to ever be a demon. so what if you were having a bad day? you don't get to stumble. so what if you are overwhelmed? you don't need to make a scene.

all this time on the earth. you are still somehow convinced: the mistakes you make are more important than any other part of you. you still feel like you are wrestling a nature you do not understand; one that coils horribly inside of you. one that seeks to destroy, to undo.

you go home. you replay the moments where you weren't perfect. be better, you scold. do more. you are an accident. a train wreck. something to abhor.

the questions always ringing in your head: why did i do that? why do i slip? why can't i just fucking be normal? what if all i am is just ... this?

#warm up #this due to me regretting a conversation i had literally 3 years ago #nothing bad was said i just should have shown more support #they're literally still my friend #i just legit still feel bad about it bc i misread the situation and thought they were in a joking mood #and i cracked a joke when i should have listened #did we ended up shifting into a serious tone and talking for the next 3 hours ? yes #but i was SO mad at myself for even a FRACTION of a second of misunderstanding the vibe #i got that CATHOLIC guilt

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hanadoesstuffwrong · 2 months

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Thinking abt the air nomads:

What if, after the war, once the dust has settled a little, Aang goes back to travelling, hoping that maybe he can find at least some trace of surviving airbenders. As an added bonus, he gets to do more of the exploring and wandering that he had to put on hold.

Toph goes with him ofc. She only just got a taste of real freedom and it was overshadowed by ever-present impending doom. While she's on speaking terms with her parents, she isnt quite ready to be back under their roof on a permanent basis. The rest of the gaang have their individual homes and responsibilities that they get back to, though they join for the odd field trip or adventure when they can.

So anyway, they're touring all over the world and over the years they notice just how displaced so many people have become. EK citizens who barely escaped the blaze but lost everything; FN military now decommissioned with no idea how to carry on; people looking for a new start in the hard-won peace. Maybe it starts with Toph heading back to Earth Rumble, where a group of young runaways scrounge for cheap fights to make a little money.

At each turn they find more and more people with no homes to return to and no family to protect them; runaways escaping the roles the war forced them into. Gradually, Aang and Toph start to see that they aren't so different from themselves. They just want a new start.

So they decide to give them one. They clean up the temples and set up villages in the surrounding areas (helps to be master earthbenders), where people can arrive and stay as long as they need. Travellers and refugees pass through in droves, sometimes choosing to stay and rebuild their lives there, sometimes continuing in their wandering with a guarantee that they'll always have a place to return to should they have the need.

Over time, the lemurs grow in number and even some flying bison calfs (hybrids with a relative species maybe?), can be seen in the skies. Whenever the founders visit, it isn't the same but Aang feels a little more at home.

The first time someone asks Aang to teach him his philosophies, and expresses his desire to become a monk, how can he refuse? Maybe it's a former soldier, somebody who's done terrible things, looking for a path to redemption. So Aang teaches him, and then he teaches others. And though they may not be airbenders, they are as earnest and faithful as any nun or monk Aang knew before. The temples become filled with new faces: Firebenders, Earthbenders, Waterbenders and non-benders all wearing Air nomad orange and yellow.

Aang always feared that it would be his responsibility to have airbender children, and the idea of forcing that on someone he loved terrified him. Maybe that's why he waited so long before acting on his feelings for his best friend, his travelling companion, his fellow-village builder and temple-restorer. How could they have a truly happy relationship with this pressure hanging over them? He wishes he could be content with the new way of things that he and his friends have created. But he knows that he can't be the last airbender forever...

Nobody knows why some children can bend the elements and others can't. Is it blood? Is it blessing? Is it the land in which you're born? Or is it the simple allocation of fates decided by the values and norms you're raised believing in? Is it enough to be surrounded by the culture and beliefs of the Air Nomads? Nobody knows...

All they know is that nobody sees it coming when the six-year-old daughter of two non-bender villagers from the Earth Kingdom and Northern Water Tribe sends herself flying twelve feet into the air with a sneeze.

#oops it became a taang au how did that happen #i just think it wld be neat if the air nomads worked more like irl monks/nuns #not necessarily celibate but still made up of people who choose to follow the way of life #instead of the iffy implications of all monks/nuns having no choice because they were born airbenders #i dunno it's iffy to me #taang #my posts #atla #atla headcanon #do we need to rewatch Ice Age 2 ppl??#repopulation is not a good reason for two people to be together!#avatar: the last airbender #i do also think that given them being nomads the fire nation probably want able to wipe the air nomads out completely #bu they just had to survive in hiding/ in a very diluted form #maybe like the sun warriors do #airbender!Ty Lee my beloved #also wld reflect the themes of unity vs division well if there were more than just airbenders among the air nomads #like how a waterbender can be a ruler of the Fire Nation or a Firebender can run a tea shop in the Earth Kingdom #toph x aang #edited cos someone got upset at my introduction and while i reckon they were willfully misreading i didnt want anyone to misconstrue #to clarify -> any child of aang's wld be an air nomad but there's no guarantee they wld be an airbender #esp if he had a child with an earth or waterbender #and we see how this had a negative effect in canon #hope that clears things up xx

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bladesmitten · 4 months

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do you ever think about how Wyll's like second ever camp event is him getting tortured (put through The Torment Of The Hells?? drastic physical changes he did not consent to??) on screen in front of the whole camp and he tries to act like that was an okay and deserved thing for Mizora to do to him

During that scene with Karlach's confrontation, Wyll already knew that was something bad going to happen to him if he let her live. That's why he tries to rationalize it at first--"You served [Zariel]. That's enough to damn you."--and he still hesitates after--"You're asking me to trust a devil." But he saw the tadpole vision too, he knows Karlach is just a tiefling. He's been misled once again; he doesn't want to believe it, but the evidence is right there and he cannot deny that.

The thing is - he didn't know that he'll only get transformed. As far as warlock pacts go, he should have died or got sent straight to hell as punishment for disobeying orders. Fully knowing that possibility of dying or worse, Wyll saves Karlach anyway. Because it's the right thing to do.

In a way, I don't think Wyll thinks he deserves his punishment. His first line when you talk to him after is "Gods damn her straight back to Hells." and "I did what was right. And Mizora made me pay for it."

He has some awareness that he doesn't deserve what happened, but at the end of the day, he's still pacted, so he just takes whatever Mizora dishes out on him while trying to make the best out of it that he can.

Wyll also says, "It was worth the sacrifice," and that's pretty much the sum of his character. To be self-sacrificing time and time again. And maybe he thinks it's a sacrifice that he consciously makes instead of something that's thrust upon him without giving him a choice. Just like his pact, and just like everything else in his life. If he rationalizes it as a choice he makes, then he's not a victim, he's not abused or exploited. He's a hero, and heroes just have to make sacrifices for the greater good sometimes.

(Contrary to this, he does have a choice and it's a choice he keeps making, which is to do good things with his powers, rather than just succumbing to Mizora's evil influence. With his pact, he could've easily ran away and left the city to burn, and with Karlach, he could've easily followed Mizora's orders and killed her. But in both cases, he doesn't. Standing up to the devil on his shoulder is something that takes great strength.)

#ask #Anonymous #uhhhh this got long sorry #wyll #wyll ravengard #<- posting this in the tag bc god knows we need more wyll-centric posts instead of whatever the hell is going on in there #i also kind of misread this ask at first - i thought it was about the writers' decision to have this transformation happen on-screen #but maybe i did read it right the first time so uhhh anon if you're out there let me know #*

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kicktwine · 8 months

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coroner voice the short stories got her

(I have received... several invitations. I do not think they're seriously expecting us, but it would be rude not to attend, right?)

#im still getting a handle on their personalities. but the short stories DID get me #did anyone else realize sharlyan basically watched the apocalypse through a telescope--#my art #ffxiv #alisaie leveilleur #alphinaud leveilleur #little guy of it has been decided therefore i will not cry about it even tho im a sad eleven year old. im very graceful and dignified #vs the heavensward experience of hitting him with the crying about your friends stick like three times #and my girl of watched her new friend Die??? miss lonely road of grief over here......#ANYWAYS. ive been got im very fond of the twins. theyre silly guys to me.#++ ari's characteristic misreading of the situation. is he misreading or purposefully not bothering him about crying who knows #ff14 #ch'ari (oc)

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gentil-minou · 6 months

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WAIT IS HAWKMOTH IN THE ENGLISH DUB FOR THE PARIS SPECIAL NAMED BETTERFLY????

DID THIS MF STEAL MY MIRACUSONA FROM TWO YEARS AGO??????

GABE YOU STEALING POS PAY ME FOR THIS WHAT

#NO BUT FOR REAL I JUST SAW A GIF DID I MISREAD????????#I WANT REPARATIONS WHAT #NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HE'S ACTUALLY A THERAPIST IN THIS UNIVERS I WILL SCREAM #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #ml spoilers #gabriel agreste #betterfly #SHOULD BE ME THATS MY SUPERHERO NAME FUCK OFFFFF

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wilddogsdivorce · 1 year

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#i didn't log on this website in six months and the first thing i did was misread the name of the new ancient. sorry #flight rising #flight rising spoilers #.... i guess??

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hrokkall · 11 months

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🏳️‍🌈 how about V1? my kind of guy :3 (gender neutral)

-🥊

Admittedly, this is a vast generalization for both of them. I see V1 as not really caring about gender (as has been stated by the devs, the machines really have no need for any of that unless they really want to, and V1 is infinitely more interested in maiming than it is in the nuances of gender. I use it/its for V1 but to my knowledge the devs use he/him as well; maybe V1 likes he/him too just because it remembers one of the technicians using he pronouns for it. There's so little info on V1 that anything goes honestly. I've already drawn it with the trans flag once so this is an excuse to do it again) whereas V2 enjoys human culture due to its peacekeeper role and therefore uses Every Pronoun Ever with no preference.

TL;DR they both probably don't care but in completely opposite ways. (Also I doubt either one of them would use labels)

Send me 🏳️‍🌈 and a character for my lgbtq+ headcanon and a doodle

#Re: Inbox #Re: Anon #🥊 Anon #V1 #V2 #Ultrakill #In an extreme comedy of errors I misread this as V2 at first #Then realized I DID have a V2 ask in the inbox #...and promptly deleted that ask instead of answering it.#Fantastic work from Hrokkall dot tumblr dot com #I don't hc that their lenses can display anything either but hey. These are 500x500 px icons. They're going more for readability here #Pride asks #<- Almost forgot my sorting tag for these things

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kirby-the-gorb · 9 months

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if you eventually want to see the crochet lace work I struggled all day on fixing I am now sporadically posting my crafts on @sleepy-princess-craftery

#kirby #kirby makes stuff #(kinda)#daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #see I'm using really old patterns cuz they're public domain #but after like 6 hours of work yesterday the pattern wasn't lining up quite right in the 17th round #I worked out this morning that the problem was the 9th round and I realized I'd misread the instructions for the 9th round #so I went all the way back and did 9-16 as actually-written #but that was wrong too!#the counts given in the 9th row are just wrong!#so I had to math it out myself and do 9-16 a third time #and I just now finished round 17 for real #but it all lines up properly now -u-#but wow that was so much unraveling and frowning and staring at dense text #it's a really neat pattern aside from that one error though!#there are rows worked within the rounds in order to make star points without the usual netting between #so the extra like. 9 hours? 12 hours? I turned off my timer around cumulative hour 9 #anyway the effort is still worth it #favorites

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wizardsimper · 5 months

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So I'm seeing a few people (mostly on Reddit) claim that Gale is evil from the start due to the fact that he doesn't immediately leave after raiding the grove

I'm so confused because he only stays after raiding the grove because he's desperate, if he leaves he dies and the orb blows, I can only imagine just how difficult of a decision that can be. If Gale is evil, it's because you as the player convinced him to be, similar to Shadowheart who can be swayed to be good or evil depending on your choices. At worst Gale is neutral, but even that's hard to say considering his approvals are mostly from carrying out good deeds. And even his misgivings (his desire for godhood) are coming from a place of wanting to be better for everyone (even if we know the power corrupts)

I think this sentiment is mostly coming from people who not only dislike his character, but don't bother to even interact with him, so they instead jump to conclusions.

An evil playthrough with Gale is fun, but he definitely does not start the game that way.

#sorry for the rant #but everytime theres a thread about gale on that site #theres so many comments like “oh gale is definitely evil because xyz”#did you even interact with him?#almost all his approvals in act 1 are from good deeds #his definitely not evil #at least not from the start #media literacy is dead #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #also i really hate fandom drama but people completely misreading a character is so annoying

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sergle · 6 months

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yeah i’m gonna concur w other anon i want to bite her lesbian style

this one was from earlier tonight and I've been tastefully chuckling on and off for a few hours about the idea of someone unleashing comments like this on those lingerie+flowers pieces, fully unaware that they are me

#and not realizing they're saying girl I wanna bite you lesbian style #unless you DID KNOW and I misread the wording in which case slay #by the phrasing I thought maybe this person thought it was just An Art. like I used to make. you know back when I drew #just A Girl and definitely not self portraits from a series of similar pieces #I also just needed an excuse to post it. now this is a compliment #sergle answers

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excavatinglizard · 1 year

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Every time I see someone talking about Crowley’s wings as being raggedy/ungroomed I remember this line from the book:

(In direct reference to Crowley and Aziraphale unfolding their wings)

Please someone give me raggedy Aziraphale. Enough raggedy Crowley. My man cares too much for this

#good omens #admittedly I could be misreading that line but to me that says that DEMON’S WINGS ARE BETTER GROOMED #yes I did read the book rather than watch the show and I know that crowley’s wings are black in the show #but WHY THE INSISTENCE ON RAGGEDY #they’re literally using the same model as for Aziraphale in the show you can see that they match #I will bite you

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tumatawa · 1 month

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I loove Dungeon Meshi discourse even if I disagree with the poster. Bias/personal opinion is something already very prevalent in the story so it all feels very immersive to me... (desperate attempt at trying to have fun)

#I can accept the cruel 1-note butchering of Laios' character in fan content because [x] already see him that way #Or if they hate a certain character they always make it sound like they were there. This sounds like a reason [x] would have #Misread “did they even read the book” opinions just sounds like someone who only just caught wind of heresay. Isnt it cool?#Does anyone want to help me rearrange my furniture

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